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2012-10-08 12:57 28130252 Anonymous (fixed it.png 627x1147 79kB)
I've been up a bit too long, but i think finally fixed it, i solved the Israel/Palestine mess!
all we need now is a massive wall!
1 min later 28130278 Anonymous
>>28130252
>implying there isn't a massive wall in Jerusalem
>implying the jews don't want all the good land for themselves
5 min later 28130350 (^^ )~ (1349650655596.png 627x1147 41kB)
Fixed.
6 min later 28130359 Her excellency, the president Ritsu
>>28130350
I like this solution better.
8 min later 28130402 3of12_The_Ram_Guy
this has to be a /b/ raid or something because that abortion thread cant be a coincidence
9 min later 28130429 Anonymous
>>>/pol/
9 min later 28130444 Anonymous
>U.N. admin.
Ha, the US ridicule the UN all the time, but if it's the probably most disputed city in the world, why not let the UN deal with that shit.
11 min later 28130490 Anonymous (solution.gif 500x320 7kB)
Final solution
12 min later 28130497 Anonymous
After all these years I'm starting to suspect that the Israel-Palestine conflict is just an elaborate hoax to cover up the fact that they're actually engaged in some sort of weird BDSM act on a national level, and that they're actually enjoying fucking each others shit up.
Israel being S and Palestine M.
12 min later 28130501 Anonymous (LjlHk.png 800x535 575kB)
>>28130350
Have you considered working for Apple?
12 min later 28130505 Anonymous
>>28130350
Might as well get rid of Africa and most of Asia while you're at it.
12 min later 28130510 Anonymous
>>28130490
>Not nuking the US
Yeah, you're not solving anything that way.
13 min later 28130516 Anonymous
>>28130505
See >>28130490
13 min later 28130530 Anonymous
>>28130490
>keeps japan but not china
enjoy your expensive technology
13 min later 28130531 (^^ )~
>>28130490
>keeping France
>removing eastern Europe
What the fuck is wrong with you?
14 min later 28130536 Anonymous
>>28130490
China and India could be maybes, but nah. Not sure about Ireland and Australia either, they're pretty much just as useless as Spain and Italia.
14 min later 28130548 Anonymous
>>28130531
France isn't a huge money drain.
15 min later 28130564 Anonymous
>>28130530
See >>28130536
China could be a maybe.
16 min later 28130596 Boeing (map.png 1439x964 52kB)
>>28130490
ftfy
18 min later 28130633 Anonymous (map1_eng.gif 500x639 53kB)
israel is america's best friend. that means they can do their evil greedy jew shit with impunity.
it's like cowboys and indians.
18 min later 28130636 Boeing (map.png 1439x964 33kB)
>>28130596
actually
this is better
18 min later 28130638 Anonymous
>>28130596
Now we're getting somewhere.
18 min later 28130643 Anonymous
>>28130596
Why would you want to keep the middle east and the Arabian peninsula? And also, why would anybody want to keep Indonesia?
18 min later 28130656 Boeing
>>28130643
see
>>28130636
19 min later 28130667 Anonymous
>>28130636
Indeed, much better.
20 min later 28130684 Anonymous (solution.gif 500x320 4kB)
20 min later 28130688 Anonymous
>>28130636
Why remove Greenland though? Almost nobody lives there to begin with.
20 min later 28130693 Boeing
>>28130688
exactly, why keep a useless piece of land?
21 min later 28130708 Anonymous
>>28130656
>Indonesia is still there
>India but not China
>Mexico
>South America
Why?
21 min later 28130722 Her excellency, the president Ritsu (cheapelectronics.png 1497x1039 35kB)
I don't know about you guys but I want cheap electronics from chinese slaves.
21 min later 28130725 Anonymous
>>28130693
I dunno, ice looks pretty I guess?
22 min later 28130739 (^^ )~ (20120807-213509_1344390630001.png 1330x758 75kB)
>>28130684
Keep the northern plains states from the US, it's mostly German there anyway.
>>28130725
Go to bed Richard.
22 min later 28130746 Anonymous
>>28130688
>>28130693
>Almost nobody lives there to begin with.
Eskimos and inuit lives there, they, including the sami people, are just worthless and contribute nothing. They are ice niggers.
23 min later 28130752 Boeing
>>28130708
>big ass mountains
>mexicans to mow my lawn
>implying anyone cares about South America anyway
23 min later 28130763 Anonymous
>>28130722
>Keeps US
>Not Canada
>Not Scandinavia
Wow, congratulations, you just doomed the earth! How does it feel?
23 min later 28130764 Anonymous
>not keeping east europe and china for the qt girls
23 min later 28130772 Her excellency, the president Ritsu
>>28130763
I kept quebec, shut up.
23 min later 28130776 Anonymous
>>28130693
To move our criminals to?
24 min later 28130785 Boeing
>>28130776
reopen alcatraz
expand
24 min later 28130789 (^^ )~
>>28130772
you kept the worst state in canada?
24 min later 28130797 Boeing
>>28130789
>>28130789
>>28130789
>>28130789
>>28130789
this
24 min later 28130799 Her excellency, the president Ritsu
>>28130789
Yes I did, problem?
25 min later 28130805 Anonymous
>>28130772
Yes, but you also kept the entire US and removed Scandinavia. At least remove the southern parts of the US.
25 min later 28130812 Anonymous
>>28130746
>Eskimos and inuit
>implying the term eskimo doesn't include inuit people
25 min later 28130817 Anonymous
>>28130789
>canada
>state
Derpcats gonna derp.
26 min later 28130825 Anonymous
>>28130789
>canda
>states
26 min later 28130841 Anonymous
>>28130785
the idea of exile is that they are very far away, and Alcatraz would require maintenance, and in the event of an uprising it would essentially be a fortress island inhabited by criminals, good luck nuking what is essentially American soil.
28 min later 28130879 Her excellency, the president Ritsu (world.png 1497x1039 40kB)
Fixed.
30 min later 28130907 Anonymous
>>28130879
>saving Spain
what the fuck is wrong with you?
30 min later 28130917 Anonymous
>>28130907
He probably is from Spain.
31 min later 28130929 Her excellency, the president Ritsu (world.png 1497x1039 47kB)
>>28130907
>>28130917
Sorry, forgot about that.
31 min later 28130931 Anonymous
>>28130907
>upset at keeping spain
Legal age of consent in Spain is 13.
Keep spain.
31 min later 28130941 Anonymous
>>28130350
/thread
31 min later 28130954 (^^ )~
>>28130929
What's wrong with the eastern half of Russia?
32 min later 28130958 Anonymous
>>28130879
Can you get rid of Vatican City, South Wales and the ROI?
32 min later 28130964 isac (Dead Eyes.png 704x396 65kB)
>>28130490
>>28130596
>>28130636
>>28130688
>>28130693
>>28130746
>>28130725
>>28130746
i live in greenland there are no rampant immigrants like in the UK why remove greenland?
32 min later 28130977 Her excellency, the president Ritsu
>>28130954
There is nobody there.
I call it "global minimalism".
32 min later 28130981 Anonymous
>>28130954
What's wrong with the western half of russia?
33 min later 28130994 Anonymous
>>28130964
The fucking inuits are the plague, you should know that. All they do is eat, steal and drink and get tax money from the Danish mainland.
33 min later 28131000 Anonymous
>>28130958
Kinda hard to pinpoint those. Besides, most of the countries which the Vatican has an influence in is removed anyways.
34 min later 28131009 Anonymous
>>28130964
>living in greenland
Good luck going back to Denmark and being treated with any respect, even though you're a Danish citizen.
35 min later 28131038 Anonymous
>>28131000
Ok, if I pretend those just aren't there, it's perfect, well done sir.
35 min later 28131051 isac
>>28130994
trees don't grow there
35 min later 28131052 Anonymous (1314668901809.jpg 640x415 39kB)
WHY WOULD ISRAEL EVER CONCEDED WHEN NOW IT HAS ALL AND GETTING EVERY YEAR MORE AND MORE LAND?
BECAUSE IN 10 YEARS PALESTINIAN HOME MADE ROCKETS KILLED SOME 50 CIVILIANS?
LOL NO
37 min later 28131077 Anonymous (sarah-palin.png 295x318 178kB)
Why are we keeping Alaska, I mean, come on, really?
38 min later 28131096 Anonymous
>>28131077
Because oil
38 min later 28131098 isac
>>28131009
i never left my homeland
yeah they respect greenland too
38 min later 28131105 Anonymous
>removing america
enjoy your no /g/ or techonolgy faggots
39 min later 28131110 (^^ )~
>>28131077
Where else are you going to run your Fermi?
39 min later 28131111 Anonymous
>>28131077
To invade, conquer, and relocate Canada.
39 min later 28131122 Anonymous
>>28131096
We have Antarctica AND the Arctic for that now, we fucked Russia off remember?
39 min later 28131123 Boeing
>>28131111
quads for truth
39 min later 28131125 Anonymous
>>28131077
Without the US, nobody would be silly enough to nominate people such as Palin.
39 min later 28131133 Anonymous
>>28131052
>BECAUSE IN 10 YEARS PALESTINIAN HOME MADE ROCKETS KILLED SOME 50 CIVILIANS?
Is it that many? Israel always changes the subject when fatality figures come up.
There have been no rocket fatalities in the last 5 years.
40 min later 28131139 Anonymous
>>28131110
Greenland?
40 min later 28131145 Anonymous
>>28131122
More oil is never a bad thing.
40 min later 28131150 Anonymous (Jaffa-cake.jpg 400x368 38kB)
Jewish?
40 min later 28131156 Anonymous
>alaska confirmed for dumbest state
42 min later 28131198 Anonymous
>>28131145
>bush.jpg
and why did we get rid of Iceland? no more Bjork? Sigur Ros? epic volcanoes that screw over British airports?
43 min later 28131234 Anonymous (costanza4.jpg 340x265 18kB)
>>28130929
>erasing SE part of USA but not erasing everything north of the Yangtze in China
44 min later 28131237 (^^ )~
>>28131156
Actually, its Mississippi.
45 min later 28131258 Anonymous (1324508181275.jpg 500x647 92kB)
>>28131133
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestinian_rocket_attacks_on_Israel#Casualties.2C_Fatalities_and_r
ockets_fired
58 in eleven years
compare it to gaza war when in a single week israel killed 1400 palestinians
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaza_War
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxdaHM7rgag
45 min later 28131262 Anonymous
>>28131150
LOL
I never put the two together until this post. Bravo
48 min later 28131335 Anonymous (bjork and son.jpg 376x280 22kB)
What do you have against Iceland /g/?
49 min later 28131347 Anonymous
>>28131335
VOLCANOES THAT SHUT DOWN THE AIRSPACE.
link related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc
51 min later 28131380 Anonymous
>>28131347
I HATE SCOTLAND.
Iceland is fucking awesome, why the hell would you want to erase it? it's not as though you ever fly, you're on /g/ ffs.
1 hours later 28132206 Anonymous
>>28131335
They look like they're non-aryans
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