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2012-10-08 12:57 28130252 Anonymous (fixed it.png 627x1147 79kB)
I've been up a bit too long, but i think finally fixed it, i solved the Israel/Palestine mess! all we need now is a massive wall!

1 min later 28130278 Anonymous
>>28130252 >implying there isn't a massive wall in Jerusalem >implying the jews don't want all the good land for themselves

5 min later 28130350 (^^ )~ (1349650655596.png 627x1147 41kB)
Fixed.

6 min later 28130359 Her excellency, the president Ritsu
>>28130350 I like this solution better.

8 min later 28130402 3of12_The_Ram_Guy
this has to be a /b/ raid or something because that abortion thread cant be a coincidence

9 min later 28130429 Anonymous
>>>/pol/

9 min later 28130444 Anonymous
>U.N. admin. Ha, the US ridicule the UN all the time, but if it's the probably most disputed city in the world, why not let the UN deal with that shit.

11 min later 28130490 Anonymous (solution.gif 500x320 7kB)
Final solution

12 min later 28130497 Anonymous
After all these years I'm starting to suspect that the Israel-Palestine conflict is just an elaborate hoax to cover up the fact that they're actually engaged in some sort of weird BDSM act on a national level, and that they're actually enjoying fucking each others shit up. Israel being S and Palestine M.

12 min later 28130501 Anonymous (LjlHk.png 800x535 575kB)
>>28130350 Have you considered working for Apple?

12 min later 28130505 Anonymous
>>28130350 Might as well get rid of Africa and most of Asia while you're at it.

12 min later 28130510 Anonymous
>>28130490 >Not nuking the US Yeah, you're not solving anything that way.

13 min later 28130516 Anonymous
>>28130505 See >>28130490

13 min later 28130530 Anonymous
>>28130490 >keeps japan but not china enjoy your expensive technology

13 min later 28130531 (^^ )~
>>28130490 >keeping France >removing eastern Europe What the fuck is wrong with you?

14 min later 28130536 Anonymous
>>28130490 China and India could be maybes, but nah. Not sure about Ireland and Australia either, they're pretty much just as useless as Spain and Italia.

14 min later 28130548 Anonymous
>>28130531 France isn't a huge money drain.

15 min later 28130564 Anonymous
>>28130530 See >>28130536 China could be a maybe.

16 min later 28130596 Boeing (map.png 1439x964 52kB)
>>28130490 ftfy

18 min later 28130633 Anonymous (map1_eng.gif 500x639 53kB)
israel is america's best friend. that means they can do their evil greedy jew shit with impunity. it's like cowboys and indians.

18 min later 28130636 Boeing (map.png 1439x964 33kB)
>>28130596 actually this is better

18 min later 28130638 Anonymous
>>28130596 Now we're getting somewhere.

18 min later 28130643 Anonymous
>>28130596 Why would you want to keep the middle east and the Arabian peninsula? And also, why would anybody want to keep Indonesia?

18 min later 28130656 Boeing
>>28130643 see >>28130636

19 min later 28130667 Anonymous
>>28130636 Indeed, much better.

20 min later 28130684 Anonymous (solution.gif 500x320 4kB)


20 min later 28130688 Anonymous
>>28130636 Why remove Greenland though? Almost nobody lives there to begin with.

20 min later 28130693 Boeing
>>28130688 exactly, why keep a useless piece of land?

21 min later 28130708 Anonymous
>>28130656 >Indonesia is still there >India but not China >Mexico >South America Why?

21 min later 28130722 Her excellency, the president Ritsu (cheapelectronics.png 1497x1039 35kB)
I don't know about you guys but I want cheap electronics from chinese slaves.

21 min later 28130725 Anonymous
>>28130693 I dunno, ice looks pretty I guess?

22 min later 28130739 (^^ )~ (20120807-213509_1344390630001.png 1330x758 75kB)
>>28130684 Keep the northern plains states from the US, it's mostly German there anyway. >>28130725 Go to bed Richard.

22 min later 28130746 Anonymous
>>28130688 >>28130693 >Almost nobody lives there to begin with. Eskimos and inuit lives there, they, including the sami people, are just worthless and contribute nothing. They are ice niggers.

23 min later 28130752 Boeing
>>28130708 >big ass mountains >mexicans to mow my lawn >implying anyone cares about South America anyway

23 min later 28130763 Anonymous
>>28130722 >Keeps US >Not Canada >Not Scandinavia Wow, congratulations, you just doomed the earth! How does it feel?

23 min later 28130764 Anonymous
>not keeping east europe and china for the qt girls

23 min later 28130772 Her excellency, the president Ritsu
>>28130763 I kept quebec, shut up.

23 min later 28130776 Anonymous
>>28130693 To move our criminals to?

24 min later 28130785 Boeing
>>28130776 reopen alcatraz expand

24 min later 28130789 (^^ )~
>>28130772 you kept the worst state in canada?

24 min later 28130797 Boeing
>>28130789 >>28130789 >>28130789 >>28130789 >>28130789 this

24 min later 28130799 Her excellency, the president Ritsu
>>28130789 Yes I did, problem?

25 min later 28130805 Anonymous
>>28130772 Yes, but you also kept the entire US and removed Scandinavia. At least remove the southern parts of the US.

25 min later 28130812 Anonymous
>>28130746 >Eskimos and inuit >implying the term eskimo doesn't include inuit people

25 min later 28130817 Anonymous
>>28130789 >canada >state Derpcats gonna derp.

26 min later 28130825 Anonymous
>>28130789 >canda >states

26 min later 28130841 Anonymous
>>28130785 the idea of exile is that they are very far away, and Alcatraz would require maintenance, and in the event of an uprising it would essentially be a fortress island inhabited by criminals, good luck nuking what is essentially American soil.

28 min later 28130879 Her excellency, the president Ritsu (world.png 1497x1039 40kB)
Fixed.

30 min later 28130907 Anonymous
>>28130879 >saving Spain what the fuck is wrong with you?

30 min later 28130917 Anonymous
>>28130907 He probably is from Spain.

31 min later 28130929 Her excellency, the president Ritsu (world.png 1497x1039 47kB)
>>28130907 >>28130917 Sorry, forgot about that.

31 min later 28130931 Anonymous
>>28130907 >upset at keeping spain Legal age of consent in Spain is 13. Keep spain.

31 min later 28130941 Anonymous
>>28130350 /thread

31 min later 28130954 (^^ )~
>>28130929 What's wrong with the eastern half of Russia?

32 min later 28130958 Anonymous
>>28130879 Can you get rid of Vatican City, South Wales and the ROI?

32 min later 28130964 isac (Dead Eyes.png 704x396 65kB)
>>28130490 >>28130596 >>28130636 >>28130688 >>28130693 >>28130746 >>28130725 >>28130746 i live in greenland there are no rampant immigrants like in the UK why remove greenland?

32 min later 28130977 Her excellency, the president Ritsu
>>28130954 There is nobody there. I call it "global minimalism".

32 min later 28130981 Anonymous
>>28130954 What's wrong with the western half of russia?

33 min later 28130994 Anonymous
>>28130964 The fucking inuits are the plague, you should know that. All they do is eat, steal and drink and get tax money from the Danish mainland.

33 min later 28131000 Anonymous
>>28130958 Kinda hard to pinpoint those. Besides, most of the countries which the Vatican has an influence in is removed anyways.

34 min later 28131009 Anonymous
>>28130964 >living in greenland Good luck going back to Denmark and being treated with any respect, even though you're a Danish citizen.

35 min later 28131038 Anonymous
>>28131000 Ok, if I pretend those just aren't there, it's perfect, well done sir.

35 min later 28131051 isac
>>28130994 trees don't grow there

35 min later 28131052 Anonymous (1314668901809.jpg 640x415 39kB)
WHY WOULD ISRAEL EVER CONCEDED WHEN NOW IT HAS ALL AND GETTING EVERY YEAR MORE AND MORE LAND? BECAUSE IN 10 YEARS PALESTINIAN HOME MADE ROCKETS KILLED SOME 50 CIVILIANS? LOL NO

37 min later 28131077 Anonymous (sarah-palin.png 295x318 178kB)
Why are we keeping Alaska, I mean, come on, really?

38 min later 28131096 Anonymous
>>28131077 Because oil

38 min later 28131098 isac
>>28131009 i never left my homeland yeah they respect greenland too

38 min later 28131105 Anonymous
>removing america enjoy your no /g/ or techonolgy faggots

39 min later 28131110 (^^ )~
>>28131077 Where else are you going to run your Fermi?

39 min later 28131111 Anonymous
>>28131077 To invade, conquer, and relocate Canada.

39 min later 28131122 Anonymous
>>28131096 We have Antarctica AND the Arctic for that now, we fucked Russia off remember?

39 min later 28131123 Boeing
>>28131111 quads for truth

39 min later 28131125 Anonymous
>>28131077 Without the US, nobody would be silly enough to nominate people such as Palin.

39 min later 28131133 Anonymous
>>28131052 >BECAUSE IN 10 YEARS PALESTINIAN HOME MADE ROCKETS KILLED SOME 50 CIVILIANS? Is it that many? Israel always changes the subject when fatality figures come up. There have been no rocket fatalities in the last 5 years.

40 min later 28131139 Anonymous
>>28131110 Greenland?

40 min later 28131145 Anonymous
>>28131122 More oil is never a bad thing.

40 min later 28131150 Anonymous (Jaffa-cake.jpg 400x368 38kB)
Jewish?

40 min later 28131156 Anonymous
>alaska confirmed for dumbest state

42 min later 28131198 Anonymous
>>28131145 >bush.jpg and why did we get rid of Iceland? no more Bjork? Sigur Ros? epic volcanoes that screw over British airports?

43 min later 28131234 Anonymous (costanza4.jpg 340x265 18kB)
>>28130929 >erasing SE part of USA but not erasing everything north of the Yangtze in China

44 min later 28131237 (^^ )~
>>28131156 Actually, its Mississippi.

45 min later 28131258 Anonymous (1324508181275.jpg 500x647 92kB)
>>28131133 >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestinian_rocket_attacks_on_Israel#Casualties.2C_Fatalities_and_r ockets_fired 58 in eleven years compare it to gaza war when in a single week israel killed 1400 palestinians http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaza_War http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxdaHM7rgag

45 min later 28131262 Anonymous
>>28131150 LOL I never put the two together until this post. Bravo

48 min later 28131335 Anonymous (bjork and son.jpg 376x280 22kB)
What do you have against Iceland /g/?

49 min later 28131347 Anonymous
>>28131335 VOLCANOES THAT SHUT DOWN THE AIRSPACE. link related. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc

51 min later 28131380 Anonymous
>>28131347 I HATE SCOTLAND. Iceland is fucking awesome, why the hell would you want to erase it? it's not as though you ever fly, you're on /g/ ffs.

1 hours later 28132206 Anonymous
>>28131335 They look like they're non-aryans

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