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2012-10-02 02:44 28003927 Anonymous SQL & Access (everybody_limbo.png 498x266 70kB)
Dear /g/, After a long and exhaustive day of battlestations and deskterp rating i come to you with a serious question: How long will it take to learn SQL and access in such a way that i can write "basic knowledge of SQL and access" into a CV without it being a lie? Background: I am looking for a new job, and i found something interesting. However apart from hydraulics (which i know) they also want database skills (which i dont have), so i want to inquire whether it would be worth pursuing that opportunity.

1 min later 28003958 Anonymous
And as additional info, My Powerlevel: -linux user -actually used BSD for a while -but can also use windows and OSX -Can do some basic scripting in bash and matlab -dont live in my parents basement anymore -but dont have a GF so not full wizard, but not pleb either…

2 min later 28003966 Anonymous
Access is shit. Stay away from it.

3 min later 28003985 Anonymous
Write down "installing gentoo" as a skill

5 min later 28004025 Anonymous
>>28003966 Yeah, i know. We have an access database at my current work. I only have to use for some easy stuff and i hate it, but maybe if i actually know it, it might at least get bearable? A GUI that looks like someone took Ncurses and transferred it into a Win2000 look, made it slightly bigger than the screen and then stacked ribbons on top, whats not to love?

6 min later 28004037 Anonymous (1291554372266.png 674x571 39kB)
>>28003985 But that would be a lie, since i never installed gentoo!

32 min later 28004427 Anonymous (ceci_nest_pas.jpg 300x207 9kB)


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