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2013-10-07 09:13 22912100 Anonymous (images.jpg 227x222 6kB)
/fit/ how does one get laid? >18 >ausfag >virginfag >just finished high school >Don't talk to many girls, the ones I do talk to I'm not interested in or are dating my mates. Where the fuck do I meet people? People willing to have sex with me? I have schoolies (end of school week-long piss up for you americans) in about 2 months. But I don't wanna go having no experience. Pic unrelated

1 min later 22912116 Anonymous
If you're from perth you really must have a fucked up face because it's so easy to get laid here.

2 min later 22912126 Anonymous
>>22912116 Sydney. Not that I'm ugly, I've just never made an effort to get laid. And that's really set me behind skills wise. All my mates know what to do/how to act. I just sorta go with it.

3 min later 22912141 Anonymous
>>22912126 There i no set way to act or how to do it. It's all about confidence, if you have the ability to approach a girl you will always get laid.

6 min later 22912157 Anonymous
>>22912141 I've figured I get further when I'm confident. And alcohol makes that a little easier and chicks don't hate me talking to them. But now my problem is, I don't go to school so I'm not around chicks daily like I used to be. So I don't know where to meet chicks..

8 min later 22912173 Anonymous
become a surfer, m8. imagine how much mick fanning and joel parkinson must have rooted before gettting hitched.

9 min later 22912185 Anonymous
>>22912173 Live close to a beach, but surfing was never my thing. Tried it but didn't get into it. Do like going to the beach though, but it's usually with my mates after the gym or something. And they're semi-autistic so they won't talk to chicks if I tried.

11 min later 22912198 Tensnake (cup sip.gif 256x192 32kB)
Realize that girls like guys that can stir their emotions. Get out of that mindset that girls like to be treated nice. They do like it but you need to make them angry, sad, upset, happy, horny, jealous, etc. You need to take them on an emotional rollercoaster in order for the attraction to stay alive. This is why people have this assumption that girls are attracted to assholes and douchebags. These are just people who know how to do that whether it be naturally or on purpose. Also be assertive and somewhat aggressive. Men are supposed to be the aggressors. You need to initiate. Don't expect a girl to come up to you and ask you out and approach you.

12 min later 22912205 Anonymous
also australian, also virginfag. my m8s who are even more beta just went to the americas, first night in canada and they get laid (sorority party). u will need decent face aesthetics.

13 min later 22912218 Anonymous
>>22912141 >all about confidence part confidence/ part being lucky

14 min later 22912228 Anonymous
>>22912205 face aesthetics are not a problem for me. I'm not fantastic but not fugly either. >>22912198 This is old news but still helpful since I treat girls "Nice". But I'm tryna change that. Just gotta work on it I guess.

31 min later 22912374 Rawr
>>22912141 Right, because women are objects who have no agency? They don't get to decide when and with whom they want to have sex with, you just stroll up and be all "Hey babe, let's bang" and she's like "OK"? Idiot. Go over to the misogyny thread where you belong. I'd direct you to a 'caveman' thread but there doesn't appear to be one. Protip for everyone in this thread: women are PEOPLE, not objects. How would you feel if a woman you weren't attracted to or interested in just assumed you wanted to be fucked and got all up in your business? Probably not too keen. Tada, welcome to her world. Which brings me to protip number two: identify with the person you're interested in. Start thinking about what the other PERSON wants. Maybe even try ASKING. Y'know, like: "Hi there, may I dance with you?" "Hey, it's been fun [____] with you and I find you [____]. May I give you my number?" Lo and behold, the answer to that question may not be "yes" or "no" but something even better. Believe it or not, but women talk to each other, and there's been a severe recoil against typical "PUA" bullshit. Stop practicing it. You're giving the rest of us a bad name.

34 min later 22912403 Anonymous
>>22912374 gloria steinem pls go.

36 min later 22912419 Anonymous
I can't understand how people don't lose there virginity before high school is over.

37 min later 22912431 Rawr
>>22912228 Ugh, you're the walking epitome of "Nice Guy". Stop pretending to be "nice" to get sex, and just simply be a good person. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_ guy#Other_viewpoints_on_the_.22nice _guy.22 >>The terms "Nice Guy™" and "nice guy syndrome" can be used to describe men who view themselves as prototypical "nice guys," but whose "nice deeds" are deemed motivated by manipulating women into a relationship and/or sex. << Treat WOMEN like people, and ignore: >>22912198 ...that bullshit.

37 min later 22912436 Anonymous
>>22912374 >mfw a tripfag who gets

38 min later 22912446 Tensnake
>>22912228 >But I'm tryna change that. Just gotta work on it I guess. All it takes is experience. You already know what to do. How to do it is all through making mistakes and learning from them. Good luck, anon.

38 min later 22912449 Anonymous
>>22912436 who gets it*

40 min later 22912465 Anonymous
>>22912431 Are you a guy? I want to believe.

40 min later 22912470 Anonymous
>>22912431 Are you retarded? I clearly said I've never made any attempt to get laid. I just treat chicks nicely because I'm a nice person. I don't treat them nice to get laid, I know that doesn't work. I treat them nice because it's just what I do. So fuck you.

40 min later 22912472 Anonymous (1380660775623.jpg 692x414 74kB)
>>22912374 >>22912431 PROTIP: If you listen to this lingering ghost of sexually stunted post modern feminism you will never have sex with a woman.

43 min later 22912497 Rawr
>>22912419 Because they act like >>22912141 >>22912198 >>22912205 >>22912228 >>22912403 Any reasonably intelligent woman (ie someone you'll want to actually be around) is going to realize she's being manipulated and avoid you like the plague.

44 min later 22912512 Anonymous
>>22912497 Who the fuck said anything about intelligence or wanting to be around them. trying to get a laid, not a fucking relationship.

46 min later 22912522 Anonymous
fellow ausbro, you studying for HSC brah? and whats worked for me is praying on the sluts at parties, they get maggot and literally suck your dick and you don't have to do anything, otherwise just chat up the slutty looking girls in your area and you can gain a fuckbuddy out of it..

46 min later 22912523 Anonymous
>>22912100 >(end of school week-long piss up for you americans) The Americans have no idea what a week long piss up is. Is an Australian week 7 Solar Beginnings as well? And what the fuck is a piss up?

47 min later 22912529 Anonymous (1375265626447.jpg 559x556 18kB)
>>22912497 >Any reasonably intelligent woman >women >reasonably intelligent

48 min later 22912535 Anonymous
>>22912431 Nice guys may well be laughable idiots, but so are you.

48 min later 22912536 Anonymous
>>22912523 Piss up = getting pissed getting pissed = getting drunk week long piss up= getting drunk for a whole week (In fiji in my case) to celebrate finishing high school >Schoolies

49 min later 22912548 Anonymous
>>22912522 yeah man. starts in exactly one week. Just want to finish this shit.

49 min later 22912550 Anonymous
>>22912100 and a week of pissing up is what? im gussing because australia is upside down pissing up for you is like pissing down for us so you are going to pee on the ground?

49 min later 22912551 Anonymous
>>22912523 Schoolies for us is like Cancun for Americans.

49 min later 22912552 Anonymous
>>22912497 AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Do you see where you are nigger? No one's buying what you're selling. Next thing we know you'll try to convince us that every body is beautiful. Topkek >trips these days

49 min later 22912553 Anonymous
>>22912472 >This is what gynophobes actually believe

50 min later 22912559 Rawr
>>22912470 >This is old news but still helpful since I treat girls "Nice". But I'm tryna change that. Just gotta work on it I guess. Just goin' off what you said, pal. You don't "get laid" pretending to be "nice". You don't "get laid" by being an asshole, not even a calculated one. You don't "get laid" by seeing women or "girls" as simply a tool to having sex. Among other things, it's going to make you a pretty lousy sexual partner, which means if you do manage getting to the point of having sex with a woman, she's not very likely to want to have sex with you again. TLDR version: Care about people. Treat people as people, not objects or tools. In general, good life advice that will serve you well.

50 min later 22912563 Anonymous
>>22912522 preying*

50 min later 22912564 Anonymous
>>22912553 >implying it's not true

50 min later 22912565 Anonymous
>>22912550 Australian term for getting really drunk. "Daves having a piss up" "lets go get pissed"

50 min later 22912566 Anonymous
>>22912536 Oh. So it's like Spring Break, only at the end of school? Awesome, have fun. (PROTIP: Having fun is pretty much necessary for getting women. No human, male or female, wants to be around some sad sack or talk to the guy holding up the wall.)

51 min later 22912572 Anonymous
>>22912100 How do you sleep?

51 min later 22912573 Anonymous
>>22912536 brah! mana island week 2, wbu?

52 min later 22912581 Anonymous
>>22912559 >Care about people. Treat people as people, not objects or tools. Bullshit advice. Your have just one chance at life, no point in being a feminist whipped little bitch, grab life by the balls and take what you want. Bitches like this trip will keep crying and moaning but that's what they were born to do.

54 min later 22912589 Anonymous
>>22912559 When I get it, I'm not lazy about it. I'm not gonna go out and try and get a girl friend, but last year a girl was interested in me and straight up about it, so we dated for a couple of months. Got head and shit like that, but no sex. If it's there, I take it. >>22912573 plantation island week 1 man. Gonna be great. >>22912566 yeah exactly like that. huge week long party on some fijian island.

56 min later 22912605 Anonymous (nGjvR.png 1920x1080 13kB)
>>22912559 >>>/lgbt/ Women are objects to fuck and being a cunt gets you laid. Personal experience breh Also >she's not very likely to want to have sex with you again. >2013 >fucking sometime more than once

58 min later 22912618 Anonymous
I have a different question: Let's imagine I'm in the club and making out with some girl - how do I make her become so horny that she craves my dick and wants to come home with me to fuck? I heard people saying stuff like softly biting her neck etc but that doesn't seem to work.

59 min later 22912623 Anonymous
>>22912618 This is not OP, I'm not that retarded. or 15.

1 hours later 22912630 Anonymous
>>22912100 >have 10/10 face >be stupidly rich >be aesthetic >have big social circle >have big cock Not much required to get laid.

1 hours later 22912631 Anonymous
>>22912605 what was that cold shit Conan says about women? thousands of women and not one worth dying for. or the duty of a warrior is the elimination of the enemy and the lamentation of their women.

1 hours later 22912658 Anonymous
>>22912559 But you do get laid once you find a drunk slag in a club.

1 hours later 22912661 Anonymous
>>22912559 do not listen to this virgin fucktard, just don't expect women to come to you, at schoolies me and my mate went to all the beach parties, literally we would look at a girl and nod, if they smiled back we went up to them and hooked up, I don't know how I didn't catch something that week, don't be a bitch and for gods sakes don't tell anyone your a virgin, aesthetics help but confidence will get you the poontang. also, schoolies girls are fucking dumb, put on an different accent everynight , have fun with it

1 hours later 22912664 Anonymous
>>22912618 >go to secluded place in club >start fingering her

1 hours later 22912667 Rawr
>>22912581 Did you just say "YOLO" with a straight face? *facepalm* *shrug* Enjoy being on the wrong side of the courtroom soon. Remember this little chat when you find yourself in an interrogation room being questioned about the woman you raped. There's a difference between being a feminist and not being a psychopath. I'm neither.

1 hours later 22912674 Anonymous
>>22912623 I wasn't pretending to be you but was asking my own question you fucking virgin faggot. Also how is that a stupid question? This happens pretty often, but how would you know you little aspie piece of shit.

1 hours later 22912682 Anonymous
>>22912630 >6-7/10 face >not rich, not poor. I have my own car? that must count for something? >not insanely aesthetic, >small social circle, but not a shut in >have big cock How is it?

1 hours later 22912685 Anonymous
>>22912664 But not every girl will let you and some will be wearing stuff that makes fingering rather difficult.

1 hours later 22912704 Anonymous
>>22912682 With what you have, you could pull a 16 year old highschool skank, or an average 4-5 grill with mental illness. Take your pick.

1 hours later 22912707 Anonymous
>>22912674 >hooking up with girl >How do i make her horny shut the fuck up faggot

1 hours later 22912714 Anonymous
>>22912667 >*facepalm* >*shrug* Do you know where you are? How in the hell did you decide to trip here? Fit has seriously gone to shit. I live in a patriarchal third world country m80 and go to western countries on a diplomatic visa thanks to my father. I'd like to see that happen. And remember this conversation when you're sitting in your room stroking yourself, watching MLP and wondering where you went wrong.

1 hours later 22912721 Anonymous
>>22912704 im 18, 16 year old skank will do just fine. plus thats legal... i think

1 hours later 22912727 Anonymous
>>22912100 It's schoolies. Everyone is too fucked to know what's happening. You will do fine anon.

1 hours later 22912735 Anonymous
>>22912707 No wonder you don't get laid with your maximum autism

1 hours later 22912736 Anonymous
If you're like me, OP, you wait around hoping a girl will approach you. It can happen, but it's far less likely. Go out with your mates and make it a mission to talk to at least one girl you don't know every time. You will find that rejection really doesn't hurt and you'll be getting laid on the regs in no time.

1 hours later 22912739 Anonymous
>>22912727 I'm definitely gonna get laid at schoolies, its a drunken fuck fest. I want to get laid before it.

1 hours later 22912753 Anonymous
>>22912707 >>22912735 I'm not OP you faggot, I can just see you're 15 and retarded.

1 hours later 22912758 Anonymous
>>22912100 >/fit/ how does one get laid? >Don't talk to many girls ... >/fit/ how does one gain muscle mass and get stronger >Don't work out much

1 hours later 22912770 Anonymous
>>22912758 You make a very good point. I've never thought of it that way.

1 hours later 22912779 Anonymous
>>22912623 >>22912753 Try again, autist.

1 hours later 22912788 Anonymous
>>22912779 You're retarded.

1 hours later 22912792 Rawr
>>22912661 Who said anything about expecting women to come to you? I said "don't treat women like objects." The "wink and go fuck" routine happens in movies and dreams. It sometimes happens with very immature people. Doesn't take long for them to figure out they're being used, and lose interest. >>22912664 aaaaand welcome to sexual assault charges. >>22912714 Been trippin' on 4chan since...2005-ish? Not about to stop now, son. >>22912739 If she's drunk, then consent is foggy at best and you stand an excellent chance at being slapped with rape. Don't fuck drunk people you don't already have a consenting, trusting relationship with, and don't fuck while drunk. Among other things, alcohol isn't very good for sexual performance. g'night, folks.

1 hours later 22912806 Anonymous
>>22912788 Stay mad, virgin

1 hours later 22912823 Anonymous
>>22912806 I'm mad because a tard thinks I'm someone else. Kay m8.

1 hours later 22912840 Anonymous
>>22912823 sure OP, please continue with your autism

1 hours later 22912859 Anonymous
>>22912559 hol up bruh, you the type of nigga who frequent speed dating services n shit, b. if yall wanna stay up watching Bridesmaids wit a female all night and end da night with highfives n all that light skin nigga shit, then follow this lambchop-soft nigga. now OP if you wanna divide them cheeks n shit on the reg, listen to me, b. whatchu needa do is just do you, nom tom bout? just let the female know that you in da vicinity and u wanna dick her down. word is bond, b. now go forth lil nigga and spread them hoes like Moses do

1 hours later 22912862 Anonymous
>>22912792 9/10 if troll If you honestly believe the bullshit you're spouting, you aren't a very smart person. Just look at which board you are. Your feminist values are not only not welcome here, but they're being laughed at and no one's going to take you seriously, at all. Getting laid, as you love to talk about, isn't as complicated as you make it out to be. It's fuck easy once you get into the groove. Putting the pussy on a pedestal will ensure you remain a virgin. You can try to make me seem like I'm whatever to give your argument more basis, but the fact is that life doesn't work the way you think it does. If you think being a feminist and a fedora gentleman is going to get you places, by all means try it out. But don't preach your bullshit to people who aren't buying. And when you realise that you're not going to get anywhere in life, don't come crying back kiddo. This is honest advice, take it or leave it.

1 hours later 22912896 Anonymous
>>22912862 I agree with a lot of his points, though I think his last post was a bit white-knighty. Probably a lot of people do but they just abandon thread when all the fedora-clad gynophobes come out with their shenanigans. He's absolutely right, though, that if you want to get laid, stop treating women like a magic black box where if you do certain things in front of it your dick will get wet, and instead start trying to identify which women are out to get laid as well.

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