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2013-09-08 11:59 22445681 Anonymous (C1xt4mo.jpg 868x488 49kB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92q mQFkYILM
yo /fit/
is this bitch full of shit?
8 min later 22445851 Anonymous
>>22445681
shes like the one murican i'd bang
11 min later 22445892 Anonymous (canafeel.png 922x882 216kB)
13 min later 22445929 Anonymous
>tfw have 4 mercury fillings
fuck those dentists who lie about cavities just to make a quick buck
14 min later 22445947 Anonymous (oh yeah (2).gif 408x225 1844kB)
>There is plenty of statistical, scientific evidence backing paranormal reality, including telepathy and ESP
15 min later 22445965 Anonymous
>>22445681
>astral projection
I don't know OP, ask yourself, is she?
20 min later 22446043 Anonymous
She is right about fluoride having no point in being peoples drinking water.
21 min later 22446047 Anonymous
>>22445681
partly, yeah.
but, ask yourself: do you even dream?
22 min later 22446057 Anonymous
>>22446047
rarely do i dream
24 min later 22446094 Anonymous (1378669064012.jpg 208x626 27kB)
>>22446047
I wish I would dream less as they've gotten more disturbing of late
How do I stop the nightmares
25 min later 22446108 Anonymous
>>22445681
bad place to ask about this. but yeah she is right. do further research away from fit. this place knows how to give advice about strength gains and thats literally all they know
26 min later 22446115 Anonymous
>>22446094
you're having bad dreams because you have guilt, fear, anger, depression, anxiety in your life. fix your life and you will have better dreams.
26 min later 22446117 Anonymous
>>22446094
ask a psych, usually there's something you can't handle deep in your psyche.
>>22446057
do you want moar dreams? try her methods.
28 min later 22446156 Anonymous
No shit, couple of nights ago I dreamed that I was locked in some kind of huge prison complex, kind of some kind of huge military boat. I laid there in chains while having a high amount of body hair with crooked teeth while being cover in chains and even had some kind of metal in my throat so I couldn't talk. I was then sucking a dick for a while and then I ate it (the top of it).
Wtf is that even supposed to mean !?
29 min later 22446167 Anonymous
>>22446115
>>22446117
In a recent one my father, who has been deceased for a decade, found out I was a homosexual and we had a fist fight. I don't recall who won
Does this mean I am gay?
29 min later 22446170 Anonymous
>>22446156
Well now that I think about it I didn't eat it when I biten it off I woke up.
31 min later 22446196 Anonymous
>>22446167
well, are you? do you want to share physical intimacy with other men? it's a pretty straightforward question, you should be able to answer.
31 min later 22446207 Anonymous
>>22446167
only you can answer that. what I think it means is that you never felt like you could express your emotions to your dad and that upsets you. he never got a chance to see the real you
32 min later 22446228 Anonymous
Also layering foil inside your hat can protect you from harmful radio waves. Keep your phone an inch away from you ears when you use it.
Also use floride-free toothpaste.
33 min later 22446239 Anonymous
I WOULD DECALCIFY HER PINEAL GLAND SO HARD
35 min later 22446270 Anonymous
I had a dream last night that I was at an Above & Beyond gig with Rippetoe and this random guy from high school I haven't seen in ages. What the hell does that mean? I been doing SS for six weeks now if it's relevant.
36 min later 22446283 Anonymous
>>22446270
>I been doing SS for six weeks
Rippetoe controls your mind through SS
36 min later 22446290 Anonymous
>>22445681
>Hyperdimensional stargate
[citation needed]
37 min later 22446294 Anonymous (15y9d00.jpg 200x291 6kB)
>>22446283
AW SHIT
38 min later 22446307 Anonymous
Why ruin your bulk with all this bullshit when you can just take craze and have the craziest dreams youve ever had
39 min later 22446321 Anonymous
>>22446239
Then astral project all up on her face?
39 min later 22446323 Anonymous (stab062112.jpg 560x420 38kB)
If it sounds like bullshit, and it walks like bullshit, it probably a duck.
41 min later 22446359 Anonymous
>>22446321
lelelelele
42 min later 22446381 Anonymous
>>22446323
good one m8
45 min later 22446420 sage sage
that's like the homeopathy of tinfoilhattery
get that shit out of here my brain hurts
46 min later 22446435 Anonymous
she's pretty
46 min later 22446437 Anonymous
>>22446420
your brian hurts bcuz ur penir gland is damageged
47 min later 22446441 Anonymous
>>22445681
PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE
PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE
PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE
so good to see you once again
I thought that you were hiding from me
You thought that I had run away
Chasing the tails of a dooogmaaa
open my eye
open my eye
opeeen my eeeyeee
wait, what the fuck is this shit?
49 min later 22446474 Anonymous
>>22446167
I still don't know why this isn't basic knowledge.. Dreams are an evolutionary trait with the purpose of preparing you for possible future threats or things you might encounter. Essentially when you dream it's a way for your brain to live out scenarios and prepare you for it if were to happen in real life.
51 min later 22446495 Anonymous
>>22446474
Maybe because "evolutionary traits" have the same scientific value than this whole third eye thing?
inductive reasoning leads to pseudo science, which is what you want to have as basic knowledge, fag
52 min later 22446519 Anonymous
>do meditation regularly for 6 months
>follow the path of buddhists who had fellow monks who sat through fucking self immolation without flinching
>took a large nootropic stack
>always have vivid dreams even before then
Like 99% of these faggots are weed smoking hippies thinking they've found some mystic way to another world because they can "experience" something. They'll latch onto some psuedo scientific terms and instead of just "experiencing" life they'll start fabricating shit to justify their own notions of how the world works.
>protip faggots esp has ZERO scientific backing go take a physics class plz.
>protip you can alter what your brain looks like when they do neuroimaging from stupid shit like 420EVERYDAY to meditating to learning higher level math, to "thinking positive everyday"
I've been able to have "trips" by sitting down and meditating. I've had dreams within dreams within dreams so vivid and warped that you wake up wondering if you've ever woken up or if you've finally fallen asleep.
Its nothing more than fucking with your brain. We don't really live in the universe. We live in our heads with experience so fucking tiny a fraction of the universe. Most of our sensory input is a narrow band of the electromagnetic spectrum dependant on the presence of a sun that isn't there for 1/3rd of the day.
Be a life denying faggot thinking about "stargates" because you can fuck with your sensory inputs. Have fun. Make up shit about afterlifes and claim your better than the "old peoples" religions that don't trip.
55 min later 22446560 Anonymous
I believe there is the merest hint of truth in this.
I don't see any tangble benefit of fluoride.
>Some recent studies show that the degree of pineal gland calcification is significantly higher in Alzheimer's disease patients vs. other types of dementia.
>Pineal gland calcification may also contribute to the pathogenesis of Alzheimer's disease and may reflect an absence of crystallization inhibitors
But really, the ESP nonsense strikes me as an anti-authoritarian hippie-science hybrid mutation sort of anomalic snake oil.
>don't consume harsh chemicals
>list myriad of "purifying" chemicals you should ingest
My jenkem senses are tingling.
55 min later 22446564 Anonymous
She is giving me massive heart boners.
Solid totally subjective and personal 10/10
>blonde
>nice eyes
>DSLs
>braces
55 min later 22446567 Anonymous
>>22446495
rekt
57 min later 22446588 Anonymous
>>22446495
>third eye
>same scientific value as evolution
don't take the bait
57 min later 22446590 Anonymous
>>22446564
Her voice is also nice to listen to
58 min later 22446604 Anonymous
>>22446519
If you take NDE research into account there isn't anything that disproves it seeing as it has been conducted on people who were temporarily braindead and still experienced those experiences. There's more to it, but alas we can only speculate about that kind of stuff in this life.
58 min later 22446617 Anonymous
>>22446590
you forgot
>she is also a stupid 420BLAZEIT hippie white trash
59 min later 22446624 Anonymous
>>22446588
>implying I was talking about the evolution theory
pls stop right now, you dont know what you're talking about
evolutionary traits, evolutionary psychology and all that jazz are nice and good looking on papper but it's just inductive reasoning and means jackshit when it comes to the scientific community
show some evidence or shut up, fagit
59 min later 22446630 Anonymous
>>22446495
Inductive reasoning? pls don't bother educating yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB7H qZc2p2Y
1 hours later 22446649 Anonymous
>>22446519
I disagree with a few of your points.
>We don't really live in the universe. We live in our heads with experience so fucking tiny a fraction of the universe.
The "ghost in the machine" is an ephemeral aspect of self at best.
>Most of our sensory input is a narrow band of the electromagnetic spectrum dependant on the presence of a sun that isn't there for 1/3rd of the day.
The Sun is always with me. I, along with all of creation in our Solar System, had my elements forged in the fusion core of the Sun.
The food I consume, plant or animal, ultimately derives it's energy from the Sun.
All of our electrical power, even geo-thermal, can be attributed to our Solar Sun.
The moon reflects it's light, and we have captured and displayed a vain image of the Sun in our artificial lightbulbs.
But then again I am a Warrior of Sunlight and tend to be a little crazy.
1 hours later 22446663 Anonymous
>>22445681
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92 qmQFkYILM
PSEUDO
SCIENCE
BULLSHIT
1 hours later 22446673 Anonymous
She is so full of shit she cant even see it. Her worldview seems reasonable to herself and other naive people because she has this whole worldview laid out and supported by smart sounding words, but its all just nonsens. I was like that when i was 14/15.
And why do Americans hate vaccinations so much? Why do they ignore the benefits of herd immunity and risk other peoples lifes if they have no disadvantag from it.
1 hours later 22446685 Anonymous (facepalm picard 2.jpg 512x384 17kB)
>>22446649
he simply said that it's dark at night...
1 hours later 22446687 Anonymous
>>22446624
That's what you wrote, there's no need to be upset.
1 hours later 22446710 Anonymous
>>22445681
I bet she's in to all kinds of kinky shit and will do anything as long you tell her its taboo breaking and you'll respect her more.
1 hours later 22446716 Anonymous
>>22446710
HHHHHHNNNNNGGGG
1 hours later 22446718 Anonymous
>>22446685
I still disagree. We have the moon and lesser suns from lightyears away.
1 hours later 22446745 Anonymous
>>22446718
it's nice that you can disagree with a simple factual statement
1 hours later 22446754 Anonymous
>>22446745
Isn't it?
1 hours later 22446781 Anonymous
>you will never have a blonde, american, smart down-to-earth girl with braces and a sexy voice as a gf
>you will never experience true love as it should be experienced
Just kill me already
1 hours later 22446794 Anonymous
>>22446781
she's just repeating what other people have told her, its bullshit
1 hours later 22446800 Anonymous
>>22446781
I disagree
1 hours later 22446814 Anonymous
>>22446567
#shotsfired
1 hours later 22446820 Anonymous
>>22446781
>you will never have a blonde, american, smart down-to-earth girl
>Blonde
>Smart
>American Girl
>'Down to earth'
Anon, you are drunk go home.
1 hours later 22446822 Anonymous
>>22446781
she's canadian..
1 hours later 22446845 Anonymous (AstralProjection-AnotherWorld-Front.jpg 600x596 47kB)
oh boy I guess I need to decalcify my pineal gland right meow
1 hours later 22446874 Anonymous
>>22446822
>you will never mistake your canadian gf for an american
>because you will never have this girl as a gf
It hurts to live
1 hours later 22446911 Anonymous
>>22446604
>can't be disproven
that's outside the realm of science bro. Pretty basic, you can't experiement on something with a hypothesis that can't be proven or disproven
>people saw shit
okay? so?
>>22446649
I'm not sure how you disagree with the first bullet. Its like you're talking about something completely different.
>>22446687
you're completely missing the point
>>22446781
The girl in the video isn't smart.
1 hours later 22446934 Anonymous
>>22446822
>implying Canada isn't part of North America
1 hours later 22446950 Anonymous
>>22446934
i didn't imply that at all dumbass
1 hours later 22446958 Anonymous
>>22446108
>This place knows how to give advice about strength gains and thats literally all they know
u wot
1 hours later 22446991 Anonymous
>>22446911
>The girl in the video isn't smart.
>you will never have a blonde, canadian dumb gf with a sexy voice and braces as a gf
Why do we even bother?
1 hours later 22446997 Anonymous
>>22446911
Nah, you're missing the point. You are so fixated on my poor choice of words that you neglect the actual science behind dreaming.
see -> >>22446630
1 hours later 22447123 Anonymous
>>22446441
I used to read the Tool forum, it's full of people who believe in this sort of shit
1 hours later 22447151 Anonymous
>>22446630
Absolutely no scientific evidence but some wishful thinking and wild guessing
fuck right off
1 hours later 22447163 Anonymous
>/fit/ - Fitness
1 hours later 22447184 Anonymous
>>22447163
>every board on 4chan must be and/or is on topic 100% of the time
just fuck off
1 hours later 22447197 Anonymous
>>22447163
>"I like lifting weights up and down in a routine manner to benefit my muscles."
That's what you want all the time?
1 hours later 22447233 Anonymous
>>22445681
>is this bitch full of shit?
>bich
>full of shit
do you really have to ask?
1 hours later 22447261 Anonymous (euphoric.gif 230x172 1570kB)
>heard this shit for years because former /x/fag
>mfw most people who're into this stuff have no idea what they're talking about, I mean zero
>mfw you're much better off just forming a better relationship with yourself and the people around you instead of worrying about aliens and psychic powers
1 hours later 22447263 Anonymous
Almost impossible not to fall in love
Are all canadian girls like this?
1 hours later 22447264 Anonymous
>>22447184
It should be, actually. You have /b/ and some other boards for your faggotry, this isn't your secret club or some shit.
did you think that you signed for a special forum that has shredded dudes talking about anything? not really, think again
1 hours later 22447272 Anonymous
>>22447184
>>22447197
/r9k/ pls go
1 hours later 22447299 Anonymous
>>22447197
yes
1 hours later 22447323 Anonymous
>>22447261
disinfo detected
1 hours later 22447338 Anonymous
>>22447264
The only posters more cancerous than the off topic shitposters, the ones who piss and moan about it in the thread!
>report
>hide
>shut the fuck up and move on
1 hours later 22447413 Anonymous
>>22446043
you're completely wrong. it's one of the greatest advances in health in the developed world.
1 hours later 22447427 Anonymous
>>22447413
Please explain.
1 hours later 22447470 Anonymous
>>22447413
Jew detected
You're not taking any of my shekels this time
1 hours later 22447478 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiMt _5DRpeM
1 hours later 22447497 Anonymous
>>22445681
Joe Rogan reincarnated as a hot girl.
1 hours later 22447503 Anonymous
>>22446108
bretty much this
1 hours later 22447530 Anonymous
>>22447413
bullshit.
hurr durr you need to drink a lot of fluoride every day or your teeth will rot.
If I need fluoride, I'll take a special toothpaste or something.
I'm not saying "shit, fluoride is govt. mind control" but why should I be drinking it everyday? Why aren't there vitamins in the water? Why not iron/zinc/magnesium?
2 hours later 22447556 Anonymous
>>22447413
it's basically unnecessary if you brush your teeth with fluoridated toothpaste. if anything, it's a waste of public money in this day and age. but it's not all that harmful.
if it were up to me, I'd stop fluoridation because it is unnecessary.
2 hours later 22447558 Anonymous
>>22445681
What the fuck did you just make me watch OP
2 hours later 22447573 Anonymous
>>22446673
they pretty much admitted that some vaccines had cancer virus in them
2 hours later 22447593 Anonymous
>cancer virus
do you even know what cancer is
2 hours later 22447618 Anonymous
Fuck the continual cuts she has done to the video is fucking with my eyes.
2 hours later 22447630 Anonymous
>>22445681
>>>/x/
2 hours later 22447655 Anonymous
>>22447530
>Why not iron/zinc/magnesium?
Because that WOULD fucking kill you. Not might poison you like flouride would, but putting those metals into your water will fucking destroy you.
2 hours later 22447732 Anonymous
>>22446673
because some moron playboy playmate named Jenny McCarthy came out with all this truthy sounding bullshit about how vaccines cause developmental disorders in children, namely autism. The mainstream media latched on to it because that's what they do, latch on to stupid peabrained ideas that sound like they could potentially be true, and then repeat them ad nauseam. All the hippie freerange cruelty free asparagus eating morons in the country latched onto this idea, and now we have one of the highest prevalence rates of measles, mumps, rubella, pertussis, meningitis, etc in the entire developed world.
2 hours later 22447867 Anonymous
>>22446781
Protip- she's the cheating sort. I mean it, she'll fuck Jamal on a whim and call it self-exploration. Plus, she's definitely not smart. I've known girls like her. All air, no substance, no real critical reasoning behind ANYTHING they say. A waste of time. Better off just hiring a hooker.
2 hours later 22447921 Anonymous
>>22447530
toothpaste all ready has fluoride in it
2 hours later 22448210 Anonymous
>>22447530
>Why not iron/zinc/magnesium?
you'll end up like the vitamin avenger, man
2 hours later 22448382 Anonymous
I've been doing qi-chi for 4 months. I've felt the "energy".
I did ayuhaskwa in ecuador with a shaman and traveled through "dimensions and time".
I did acid a shitton of time sand had an epiphany almost every time.
That bitch is actually convinced that there's something paranormal or spiritual about it. She's a dumb bitch.
All this "astral projection" and telepathy or whatever the fuck it's call is utter BS. There is no human spirit, deal with it(tip my fedora).
That being said I hope she's in Coloado.
3 hours later 22448508 Anonymous
>>22448382
b-b-b-but those blowjob lips can't be wrong
3 hours later 22448569 Anonymous
Has anyone dated one of these girls?
They seem like 10/10s and that they could show and teach you a lot of stuff and how to be happy and shit, but at the same time half of what she just said is BS.
3 hours later 22448587 Anonymous
>>22445681
raw vegan conspiracy theory bullshit.
Government wants to make me a drone.
Take away my spirit powers which lives in a little gland in my fucking brain.
bitch wtf.
wtf wtf wtf kill all raw vegans.
I dont eat anything that didn't have parents.
3 hours later 22448620 Anonymous
>>22447573
>"they"
>cancer virus
can't decide whether to laugh or cry
3 hours later 22448630 Anonymous
>>22445681
would sex/10
3 hours later 22448679 Anonymous
>>22448382
>get slapped in the face
>there is no hand
That's some Ascended Dweeb tier retardation
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