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2013-09-02 05:19 22328842 Anonymous (BRITISH-ARMY.jpg 332x400 55kB)
You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't put all those muscles to good use and joined the Army yet /fit/.

1 min later 22328863 Anonymous
Because I'm sentient, not an easily manipulated monkey desperate to earn shiny medals for turning himself into an unthinking tool and justifying it with HOO-RA GLORY CULT

1 min later 22328870 Anonymous
Because i'm in dental school.

2 min later 22328893 Anonymous
>>22328842 I dont like murdering woman and children

3 min later 22328899 Anonymous
>>22328842 I am in the U.S. of A and I don't really feel like being a police officer for world.

3 min later 22328901 Anonymous
>>22328842 Because I had other options.

4 min later 22328906 Anonymous
I'd be like 30 by the time I got out now, I should have when I was 18 though and I recommend it for anyone considering it

4 min later 22328910 Anonymous
>>22328842 not a dumb animal to be used as a pawn for foreign policy

4 min later 22328911 Anonymous
because look at those pussies

4 min later 22328916 Anonymous
>>22328842 >watch full metal jacket yesterday >start off thinking it isn't too bad >fuckingn terrified of boot camp now Damn the marine who was chilling with us gained so much respect. He'd call things out to and be like "haha I remember that" and sing the songs and stuff

4 min later 22328927 Anonymous (1375800904882.gif 400x225 629kB)
>>22328863 careful, might cut yourself being that edgy

4 min later 22328928 Anonymous
I'm joining the OTC in three weeks when I get to uni.

5 min later 22328929 Anonymous
Because I'm not so poor that I had to sell my body and soul to a government for 4 years just to be able to afford a community college after (and IF) I managed to get out alive.

5 min later 22328937 Anonymous
I'm planning to join somewhere between 26 and 30. Gotta finish uni first.

5 min later 22328942 Anonymous
>>22328842 I've applied but my depression from about 8 years ago means I need medical clearence. Passed selection with flying colours though.

6 min later 22328947 Anonymous
>>22328927 Nice counter argument

6 min later 22328950 Anonymous
>>22328842 Because why do calisthenics all day everyday? How long is long enough?

7 min later 22328976 Anonymous (1365986322255.jpg 1701x1080 153kB)
Because I won't take the chance of being sent to Syria to fight for Al Qaeda, when your country lets people die in ER waiting rooms because they don't have insurance you can bet your sweet ass they aren't spending billions in other countries for humanitarian reasons.

10 min later 22329033 Anonymous
>>22328976 OP's photo is of the BA.

10 min later 22329043 Anonymous
Not a fan of dying for international banks.

11 min later 22329058 Anonymous
>>22328842 I actually am going to try to join my country's special forces.

12 min later 22329067 Anonymous
>>22329033 and? I was asked why I haven't put my body to work and I gave an answer, he never specifically asked about any nation's armed force.

18 min later 22329162 Anonymous
>>22329058 best of luck to you. What are you hoping to do in the SF? (by that I mean communications, corpsman, sniper,....what ever other options there are).

20 min later 22329196 Anonymous
>>22328842 Don't feel like wasting my dedication and genetics just to die for Jewsrael

21 min later 22329215 Anonymous
>>22329058 No. You're going to enlist your country's army, and make it a long term goal to be in a branch of the special forces. Don't be one of those faggots. The kind that tells all of his friends that he's going to join any sort of special forces. You put your god damn time in, and maybe if you aren't a complete fucking shit pump then you can start thinking about it. But you probably won't. You probably won't even go through the recruiting process. Also, don't assume I'm telling you this because I don't think you're in shape enough. It takes a lot fucking more than that. Sure, you might be strong in an air conditioned gym after an eight hour sleep and a day of rest, but that changes. tl;dr, 85% of /fit/ couldn't handle any sort of military service.

23 min later 22329252 Anonymous
>>22328842 Australian, it's not really needed, where pretty neutral at the moment.

24 min later 22329262 Anonymous
>>22329215 Excuse you faggot, I do CrossFit I can clearly handle anything life can throw at me.

25 min later 22329280 Anonymous
>>22328928 What uni you going to?

25 min later 22329284 Anonymous
>>22328916 My mate was in the Australian Reserves, had a shout at by the attending officer of their section, just laughed and was promoted to leftenant (lieutenant for merka)

25 min later 22329289 Anonymous
Start training for The Rifles in 2 weeks.

26 min later 22329299 Anonymous
>>22329162 >>22329162 If it is the us army, he is going to be one of thousands of shitbreathers that sign up as an 18X and fail out after airborne school and get slotted in the 82nd. lel

26 min later 22329310 Anonymous
>>22328863 >>22328870 >>22328893 OP here. >>22328899 >>22328901 >>22328906 >>22328910 >>22328911 >>22328916 >>22328927 >>22328928 >>22328929 >>22328937 >>22328942 >>22328947 >>22328950 >>22328976 >>22329033 >>22329043 >>22329058 >>22329067 >>22329162 >>22329196 >>22329215 >>22329252 >>22329262 >>22329280 Trolled hard, dumbfucks!

27 min later 22329330 Anonymous
>>22329310 >babby's first troll

27 min later 22329331 Anonymous
>>22329289 >joining the trifles should've went guards or paras mate.

27 min later 22329336 Anonymous
>>22328842 Well shit, either I'm a fucking time traveler or you jackasses have yet again posted this fucking pasta, this shit is so old its fossilized.

27 min later 22329338 Anonymous
>>22329310 Boy, you sure got me!

28 min later 22329345 Anonymous
>>22329310 Trolled? You asked a legitimate question, why they've not joined their nations Army/Military, maybe you worded it as if it was a massive honor but it's still a question which we were happy to answer. >inb4 hurr durr, I was only pretending to be retarded.

28 min later 22329354 Anonymous
sage for viral

29 min later 22329377 Anonymous
I've been there long enough

30 min later 22329397 Anonymous
>>22328842 cus im gonna be a police officer

31 min later 22329416 Anonymous
>>22328842 I've been in the army. Got court martialed.

33 min later 22329448 Anonymous (article-2235800-16215592000005DC-353_634x351.jpg 634x351 68kB)
I shall be, currently getting in shape to join the Royal Marines.

34 min later 22329461 Anonymous
>>22329416 The Ishbalan civil war?

42 min later 22329589 Anonymous
>>22329448 I got to week 19 before breaking an ankle, deferred for 2 years now, would even put me in Hunter. Best get the cardio in.

44 min later 22329634 Anonymous
>>22329448 Why are they all hairless?

45 min later 22329637 Anonymous
I'm almost done with my officers training.

48 min later 22329683 Anonymous
>>22328842 i am a skinny little fucker that can outrun all of you when we cross the 12km mark. Even with 60kg of equipment (aslong as I can strap it to me, and not use my arms). I were not the best marksman, but among the top 1/4. And I did my time as a field-medic in the air-force.

49 min later 22329693 Anonymous
>>22329634 Photo shoot.

50 min later 22329709 Sage
>>22328842

50 min later 22329717 Anonymous
type one diabetic, no army would accept me.

51 min later 22329728 Anonymous
>>22329717 Salvation Army

53 min later 22329772 Anonymous
>>22329683 Same, I was enlisted a special forces sniper though not medic, me, my team and I would go upon the hills of whatever middle eastern shit hole they had us do recon at, for the sole purpose of proving ground and authority. Within the timespan of 9 years I accumulated over 300 confirmed fallen enemy infidels, I have a track record of being the greatest sniper in all of the US forces, I am trained in monkey like ju-jitsu and have multiple contacts within many different branches of unmentionable agencies, with my network of spies I can locate, track and mastermind a op at anytime and anywhere. I can kill a man with my own bear hands.

55 min later 22329796 Anonymous
>>22329772 Was subtle then went full troll

55 min later 22329800 Sage
>>22328842 Sage >recruiter pls go

1 hours later 22329895 Anonymous
Dutch Marine Corps Special Forces. For Dutch Korps fags: Alg. Marn. 1e Klas R.M. XXXXXXX, 1e MSO compagnie. Served 4 months in Somalia, there is even a headcam video of our unit taking back a french ship, me included. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cb8_ 1328001073

1 hours later 22329926 Anonymous
>>22329895 german ship* sorry. always mess that up.

1 hours later 22329931 Anonymous (1365256023674.jpg 682x1024 85kB)
>>22329331 guards elite reporting in, rifles are shitcunts

1 hours later 22329954 Anonymous
>>22329772 lel

1 hours later 22329971 Anonymous
>>22329895 Mirin'. Zit er ook aan te denken het te doen, ik hoor dat die 6 maanden training ongelooflijk zwaar is. Echt respect man

1 hours later 22330007 Anonymous
Currently employed as a combat-medic in a Jaeger-unit. Good times. >No gains. Too much running for it to be practical to be heavy.

1 hours later 22330009 Tripfag go home (1307580969686.jpg 103x120 2kB)
>>22328842 the army is for retards and degenerates

1 hours later 22330072 Anonymous
I joined the Army pre-9/11, later got sent to Iraq. Kinda ruined my trust in "Truth, Justice and the American Way"

1 hours later 22330094 Anonymous
>>22328842 asthma

1 hours later 22330112 Anonymous
>>22330072 That's because the us government is basically the empire and you are a stormtrooper. america hasnt won or fought a just war since WWII, you should have joined the french foreign legion.

1 hours later 22330172 Anonymous
>>22328842 >fighting for zion lets not

1 hours later 22330178 Anonymous
>>22330112 I was 18 and dumb when I enlisted, it's not like high school history is particularly good at pointing out American Imperialism

1 hours later 22330196 Anonymous
>>22329895 Holy shit were the pirates heavily armed?

2 hours later 22330823 Anonymous
>>22328842 ...because FUCK THE JEWS!

2 hours later 22331036 Anonymous
too buff. it would be a war crime

2 hours later 22331222 Anonymous (facebook95-1126479212.jpg 720x477 102kB)
Been there done that, and am grill.

3 hours later 22332791 Anonymous
my education is not good enough for army. Working on it , it will take 4 more fucking years. But by then I will be fucking 29 and too old to join , fml

4 hours later 22333621 Anonymous
>>22329717 Same. >dreamed of going into the military >not sure what branch, maybe marines >dad dies >decide I want to be a pilot like he was >get type 1 diabetes Well gee thanks a lot life.

4 hours later 22333654 Anonymous
I dont want to die or get multilated for the multinationals and Israel

4 hours later 22333671 Anonymous
>>22331222 How much cock did you suck?

4 hours later 22333675 Anonymous
Because I don't believe in being a pawn in a government full of greed and corruption.

4 hours later 22333887 Anonymous
>>22329971 Je bent te laat vriend, sorry. Dit jaar is er nog maar 1 opleidingsblok en dat begint 02 december. Volgend jaar zoeken ze maar tussen de 40 en 75 mariniers. Als je dan soliciteert moet je echt een ziek goede cardio / calisthenics basis hebben. (3200 onder 10 minuten, 20x + pull ups, dat soort gein. Ik zit nu op 9:02 op 3200 meter en 24x pull ups.

4 hours later 22333935 Anonymous
>>22331222 lol azns

4 hours later 22333944 Anonymous
Cause I gave them to the Navy. The Worlds Finest Navy. dontfuckingdoit.jpg

4 hours later 22333980 Anonymous
>>22330196 check end of video, RPS's, AK 47's, multiple side arms and homemode explosives.

4 hours later 22334000 Anonymous (image.jpg 640x480 105kB)
>Implying im not already in the army

4 hours later 22334005 Anonymous
Because I'm not a brainless redneck faggot

4 hours later 22334010 Anonymous
>>22329310 >Not even op

4 hours later 22334013 Anonymous
>>22328842 >fight for NATO >being a slave of Israel lol nope

5 hours later 22334152 Anonymous
>>22329637 Which country/force?

5 hours later 22334226 Anonymous
>>22334005 /thread

5 hours later 22334253 Anonymous
>>22334000 Have fun dying for Israel you welfare queen.

5 hours later 22334555 Anonymous
>>22334000 Don't compare yourself to any European army. They're on a much lower scale.

7 hours later 22336801 Anonymous
>>22328842 >Army >Not Marines Might as well ask them why they're pussies.

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