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2013-08-16 09:11 22003318 Anonymous (5k for Asperger's Awareness.jpg 2048x1529 385kB)
Funny or Autistic? You be the judge. This was a themed 5k, and we decided to dress up as Mario Kart characters. We were gonna tape balloons to are asses, but we decided it was not in our best interests logistically.

1 min later 22003344 Anonymous
*our asses

3 min later 22003398 Anonymous
Funny. And I'd have went with balloons.

5 min later 22003445 Anonymous
>>22003318 >no Bowser You and I could've been bros

6 min later 22003467 Anonymous (1375903839783.png 240x311 40kB)
autistic

7 min later 22003470 Anonymous (eyes.png 252x221 62kB)
at first glance, i thought the princess was nicolas cage

8 min later 22003488 Anonymous
>>22003318 you guys look like your going to have a shit ton of fun. anything autistic is normally antisocial.

8 min later 22003500 Anonymous
>>22003318 >Those bacon socks

9 min later 22003510 Anonymous
honestly, you guys look autistic as fuck like that

10 min later 22003533 Anonymous
Definitely funny. wouldbro/10

11 min later 22003545 Anonymous
This photo is just asking for a facebomb. If only I weren't on the tablet.

12 min later 22003565 Anonymous
>>22003318 We made the half black guy go as DK. He was cool with it.

13 min later 22003581 Anonymous
Looks gay as fuck op.

14 min later 22003593 Anonymous
How long did it take until the nigger raped the guy in a blonde wig?

15 min later 22003608 Anonymous
Who the fuck is the lebo on the right supposed to be?

16 min later 22003641 Anonymous
>>22003608 >lebo It's clearly a nigger who's father managed to rape some white woman.

17 min later 22003682 Anonymous
>>22003318 >No waluigi >no bowser 7/10 still pretty good

18 min later 22003695 Anonymous
Cool as hell man I might steal this idea honestly

19 min later 22003727 Anonymous
>>22003581 We tried to get some girlfriend's to run with us, but they were all terribly out of shape, hence Princess was in drag. The only one that girl could keep up had a full Peach outfit, but couldn't make it. I started having second thoughts on the whole thing when 10 year olds from the kid's bracket started asking for pictures. But we had fun, DK forced his huge BBC into Peach's anus, and we smoked some people who were seriously trying to run for time. We made Mario yell "let's a-gooo" when we passed them. All kinds of butthurt.

22 min later 22003787 Anonymous
>>22003608 Lol, 2nd to right is Lebanese, far right is glorious mulatto. He really makes me wish my mom was raped by an athletic black man. He has blackletic genes and still has easy access to white girl panties.

23 min later 22003792 Anonymous
>>22003318 funny. It would be autistic if you went as some animeshit but everyone knows mario. Bring bannana peels and throw them randomly during the race

38 min later 22004084 Anonymous
pretty funny wouldsufferthroughshinsplintswith/1 0

45 min later 22004202 Anonymous (1.png 1326x655 1242kB)
lmao faggots

46 min later 22004224 Anonymous
awesome, I would've laughed my fucking ass off if I saw you guys

47 min later 22004242 Anonymous
>>22003318 I think it's pretty funny. Then again, I am a frequent poster on an anonymous online christian imageboard.

49 min later 22004266 Anonymous
So who won out of you guys?

52 min later 22004329 Anonymous
>>22004202 lol, those fuckers on the right would destroy us on 1RM's, but they would be beet red after 500m, and in cardiogenic shock after 5k. Cardio kills gains is the biggest thing wrong with this place. As hard as a 1RM squat is, it pales into comparison to redlining even 5 miles. There is a reason tier one military units force cardio on hungry, sleep deprived individuals. It's the ultimate gut check. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kid OBV7yxY

52 min later 22004339 Anonymous
>>22004202 This is the dumbest picture I have ever seen. Did you make this? You should be ashamed for being so dumb. Do you have any concept of how big an inch is? The 6'9" guy is about 4 inches taller than the 5'10". Get your eyes checked

55 min later 22004396 Anonymous
>>22004329 it's a lot easier to train humans for cardio than for strength. It takes years and years to get as strong as these guys; boot camp lasts a couple months.

59 min later 22004461 Anonymous
>>22004266 We all kept together, so the weakest link held us back (Waluigi). We were still doing 8min miles on uneven terrain. Mario is the best runner of the group. He can easily push a sub 7 min mile pace on 6 mile mountain bike courses. But he weighs around 155.

1 hours later 22004526 Anonymous
>>22004396 Depends on what you call strength. There is strength after noob gains and then there is world class strength. Same goes for cardio. In my opinion, hard cardio is the ultimate mind fuck, and a better test of grit.

1 hours later 22004767 Anonymous
>>22004526 not in terms of world class competition, but in terms of how much you can improve over a certain amount of time. A person can spend 2 months training cardio and can come close to halving his mile time, but a person weight training for 2 months won't come anywhere close to doubling his lifts, even with noob gains.

1 hours later 22004937 Anonymous
>>22004339 Look up their heights retard. hafhor bjornsson, and vytautas lalas. Are you mad you are a weak little faggot?

1 hours later 22004949 Anonymous
>>22004767 yea, but you're just getting at numbers and the time it takes to get them. 100lbs on a deadlift vs 1 second off a mile time. Yea, the 100lbs is a bigger number, but that is different than the pain that comes from the work needed for those improvements. I'm the last person to advocate a marathon runner's build. I don't care about mile times when you are emaciated. But at the same time I respect how hard an Ironman is.

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