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2013-08-16 08:35 22002612 Anonymous (pain-and-gain-2013.jpg 929x518 78kB)
Seriously this movie was total shit, I don't even care if it's a true story. I expected a movie about the good side of bodybuilding and I get this crime shit. If your thinking about watching this movie, don't do it. Waste of time and money. Also Mark Wahlberg has a very flat chest.

0 min later 22002623 Anonymous
Meh it was ok. Trailer showed another movie though.

2 min later 22002661 Anonymous
Hopefully Generation Iron will be better.

4 min later 22002685 Anonymous (13314670693.png 600x600 190kB)
>Waste of time and money. >money >Implying I didn't warez it from yify-torrents.

22 min later 22003032 Anonymous
>>22002612 Oh come on it was pretty great. Granted it was about an even split of ironic laughing and the regular kind, I laughed throughout the entire movie. I thought it was fun.

25 min later 22003102 Anonymous
>>22002612 They didn't even show them lift. I just wanted to mire marky mark and look like a weirdo while drinking my protein shake in the theatre

26 min later 22003123 Anonymous
>>22002612 Literally just finished watching it. By 'finished' I mean gave up 3/4 of the way through. >>22002623 Exactly. The trailer made it look like a straight up comedy revolving around a trio of gym rats with this big theft as a backdrop for their hilarious shenanigans. They tried to play it too straight. Not enough laffs. All of the characters were fucking boring too. No one to root for.

1 hours later 22004042 Anonymous
>paying for this >its out in HD on torrents why

2 hours later 22005195 Anonymous (ahnuld.jpg 780x634 73kB)
I thought it was a good fucking movie. Went from giggles to the edge of my seat so many times during this film. Interesting characters, good action, lifting, ed harris, what else could you ask for? Also, think you nagros are hating on it because it makes lifters look dumb. And to be honest, most of you are fucking retarded. >mfw listening to all the downsbabies at the gym

2 hours later 22005616 Anonymous
I liked the movie too. Best movie i've seen since Man of Steel i guess, but only because i'm a huge nerd for Movies based on Comic book characters. However, i agree that i expected a different movie due to the trailer i had previously watched. Would've been cool to have an actual movie about three guys just bodybuilding and doing some stupid shit along the way, but this is hollywood. nobody would watch the movie if it was like that, it'd probably even be e straight to dvd movie. tl;dr expected a different movie, still liked it a lot. better than most of the other predictable hollywood bullshit. 7.5/10 in my books.

2 hours later 22005651 Anonymous
All Michael Bay movies are complete shit, for idiots.

2 hours later 22005662 Anonymous
>>22002612 >I expected a movie about the good side of bodybuilding and I get this crime shit. Well there is your problem you fucking idiot. Trailers and synopsis never misled anyone into believing this was a movie about lifting weights. It's always been marketed as being "based on actual events" as a crime film featuring body builders. You went full fucking retard.

2 hours later 22005684 sage (1374260058206.gif 321x218 1966kB)
>>22002612 >I expected a movie about the good side of bodybuilding

2 hours later 22005711 Anonymous
Of course the movie was shit. It's a Michael Bay movie. Plus, it's highly unlikely that it was gonna be a fun comical romp with bodybuilders - American audiences are totally into the whole "Dark side of _____" thing because they don't feel mature unless things are all dark and grimy and fucking stupid. Just watch this review: http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-t he-bag-iron-man-3-and-pain-gain/

2 hours later 22005736 Anonymous
>>22002612 watched it yesterday, and that movie is hilarious. >I need a pump. if you were expecting something serious, you did it wrong.

2 hours later 22005759 Anonymous
>>22005736 >This is still a true story.

2 hours later 22005760 walw6pK4Alo
I had seen Cinema Snob's review of it before I saw it, so I knew what to expect, and I enjoyed it more than I have a Bay film since The Rock. It was still thoroughly hilarious in how the events of the film played out.

2 hours later 22005777 Anonymous
>>22002685 why do people even go to the movies anymore? fuck 3d i hate that

2 hours later 22005790 Anonymous (261605xcitefun-drive-movie-poster-3.jpg 1024x768 112kB)
>>22002612 Seriously this movie was total shit, I don't even care if it's an autist's story. I expected a movie about driving and I get this crime shit. If your thinking about watching this movie, don't do it. Waste of time and money. Also Carey Mulligan has a very flat chest.

2 hours later 22005799 Anonymous
yeah it was utter trash. terrible.

2 hours later 22005816 Anonymous
>>22002612 this movie was comedy gold for people into lifting, stop being autistic please

2 hours later 22005822 Anonymous
I think if you like.....Seven Psychopaths and that type of film you would enjoy it. The Rock is back on form after that shitty GI Joe sequel and it has one of the best supporting casts in ages.

2 hours later 22005824 Anonymous
I agree I expected it to be funny but omg it was the biggest piece of trash I've seen in a very long time

2 hours later 22005826 Anonymous
>>22003102 >mire marky >drink protein shake in the theatre you'd look like a dyel douche, not a weirdo.

2 hours later 22005848 Anonymous
i liked this movie

2 hours later 22005857 Anonymous
>>22005822 him and marky mark were hilarious.

2 hours later 22005903 walw6pK4Alo
>>22005822 Seven Psychopaths might throw people for a loop as well, since it's also not a rave hilarious comedy.

2 hours later 22005923 Anonymous
>>22005824 Do you wanna expand on that at all? Because all you guys who just make a statement like that should realise it is next to pointless. Why did you think it was trash sir?

2 hours later 22005974 Anonymous
>>22005857 Yeah Marky is a shitty ass person but I do like his recent films and they could easily do another film together and I would watch it. >>22005903 Yeah. I mean I laughed all the way through those films but I like absurd and awkward situations and such.

2 hours later 22006019 Anonymous
>>22002612 The fuck opie? Movie is great, watched it 2 times

2 hours later 22006072 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXcd H3pOj2M My name is Daniel Lugo and I believe in fitness

2 hours later 22006086 Anonymous
>>22002612 I bet you just hate Mark you Vietnam fucking shit.

3 hours later 22006158 Anonymous (the_wolverine_first_look.jpg 618x890 122kB)
Just watch The Wolverine instead. The movie isn't that good but you can be mirin Hugh Jackman's pphysique the whole time. The promotional shots like pic related don't do it justice.

3 hours later 22006162 Anonymous
>>22005195 Wanted to call you an edgy elitist but then I've thought about the people surrounding me in the gym. Fuck.

3 hours later 22006322 Anonymous (hugh-jackman-photoshop-controversy-628.jpg 628x386 61kB)
>>22006158 > erryday is upperbody day

3 hours later 22006554 Anonymous
>>22006322 Yeah but he was deadlifting 3 plaet

3 hours later 22006566 Anonymous
>>22006554 >implying that's impressive

3 hours later 22006888 Anonymous
>>22002612 I watched it yesterday, I also didn't think it was very good. The Rock and Ed Harris were ok, but overall the movie was a 5.5/10

3 hours later 22007194 Anonymous
Why is nobody talking about the stripper a ka Bar Paly ka Sorina Luminita ? Damn never saw a girl that hot with that facial aesthetics

3 hours later 22007239 Anonymous
>>22003123 >tfw no shenanigans >tfw they make the big dumb softie kill the guy >tfw when only exercise shown is curls and sit ups

4 hours later 22007439 Anonymous
>>22006322 He also never wears short ever in any of the x-men movies. He's an actor, he gets paid millions of dollars to look a certain way. Why would he work the shit out of his legs when he doesnt have to? Also, >implying movie magic can't make his legs look godlike

6 hours later 22010095 Anonymous
>Watching anything by Michael Bay >No seriously, why would you do that

6 hours later 22010194 Anonymous
>>22002612 Movie was funny, stop being a bitch. I wanted them to get away though, bad guys never win :(

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