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2013-08-05 01:44 21771268 King Milkfart (Untitled.jpg 857x508 87kB)
>News anchor makes fun of fat fuck >Women anchors feel awkward >Fat people in the comment section revolting like Lard of the Pies It's goooood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUPU EgQ-j2k

2 min later 21771288 Anonymous
>>21771268 >"yes i can i say it, its 6am no ones watching" alpha as fuck

2 min later 21771291 Anonymous
>>21771268 glorious

2 min later 21771298 Anonymous
It's usually an Australian show that pulls this kinda shit. I'm not complaining.

3 min later 21771303 Anonymous
Classic Karlos. That man is a national treasure.

3 min later 21771305 Anonymous
>>21771268 glorious based karl gives little mind to job security

3 min later 21771311 Anonymous
Typical aussies I'd know I'm one of them mate

5 min later 21771332 Anonymous
This page is relevant: fb.com/pages/Waking-up-with-Karl-St efanovic/191219024381091

7 min later 21771343 Anonymous
Karl makes the today show worth watching. I remember watching him report on the logies whilst smashed off his face. Priceless

8 min later 21771355 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzmA EQzZJ5Q More laughs from Karl Stefanovic

8 min later 21771356 Anonymous
>>21771288 Haha holy shit it literally does not get any more alpha than this. This is like some shit from a comedy movie, all he had to do is whip out a flask and take a swig of some whisky.

8 min later 21771359 Anonymous
Just when I thought Austin Powers references were never going to be funny again

9 min later 21771363 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W17U AUpth4s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIr I80og8c Gotta love based Stefanovic

9 min later 21771370 Anonymous
>>21771268 Fucking love Karlos. No idea how he still has a job

11 min later 21771394 Anonymous
EverythingMe15 2 minutes ago One of the most ignorant comments ever written. 1. throughout history being fat has been a sign of wealth and health - reason why people were painted in that way, so being fat was evident and wasn't always seen like it is now. 2. not all people who are overweight are so because of their eating habits. 3. once someone is overweight it is more difficult than it seems to just 'fix it'. 4 you have no right to judge anyone but yourself.

11 min later 21771398 Anonymous
>>21771355 Typical hole ruins it. They always have to step in and trample the fun.

11 min later 21771399 Anonymous
>>21771394 Don't act like you weren't expecting it.

14 min later 21771421 Anonymous
Karl Stephanovic has provided me with so many inappropriate lols over the years http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFTx oNMjmiQ

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karl for el presidente

17 min later 21771462 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJck jhkG_4o My fav

19 min later 21771486 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd6D eK2MX10

25 min later 21771543 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olBp czRKCSY watch this, i fucking lost my shit hahaha

28 min later 21771579 Anonymous
ITT: Aussies I don't get any of your shit

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>>21771394 I sure hope I wasnt the only fitizen to respond to that idiot

31 min later 21771625 Anonymous
>>21771579 what not to get mate. its a 6:00 morning show on a channel that has today tonight. there is no standard. if you've been with the station long enough theres no chance you're gonna lose your job, cause in australia no-one gives a shit. karl just knows the score and he enjoys his time in journalist hell.

37 min later 21771677 Anonymous
>>21771625 Those women he works with must fear coming into work every day wondering what shit he's going to pull this time. He doesn't give a fuck and that's why he's popular.

37 min later 21771678 Anonymous
>>21771625 top fucking lel m8 karl seems like the patrick bateman of the news anchors

40 min later 21771713 Anonymous
Dylan M are you in this thread? Can't be a coincidence you linked OP's video to Facebook not even 12 mins ago.

46 min later 21771787 Anonymous
>>21771625 Man it looks like a great job. basically shoot the shit with your buddies for a few hours and get a paycheck.

47 min later 21771794 Anonymous
>>21771677 >Those women he works with must fear coming into work every day wondering what shit he's going to pull this time I really doubt it, they're adults, they know it's all good fun. In my country all of those women would have sued for sexual harrassment by now and a shitload of feminazis would want him fired. Every pseudo celebrity here takes themselves so seriously....

48 min later 21771803 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtj5 Vx9Z884 he is the ideal australian.

49 min later 21771814 Anonymous (1366253469572.jpg 811x1080 353kB)
BASED EL STRAYA I need to move there, you're not full right?

49 min later 21771822 Anonymous
>>21771794 We get that down here too but the celebrities just don't stay dead, they keep coming back. Some really need that treatment, though. Kyle Sandilands is a fuckhead but for some reason people keep giving him jobs.

49 min later 21771823 Anonymous
>>21771268 Fuck you tripfag just post anonymously for fucks sake

51 min later 21771836 Anonymous
>>21771814 As long as you aren't an asylum seeker, you can drink a lot and you're moderately racist while pretty much relying on many different cultures to contribute to society you'll fit right in.

51 min later 21771844 Anonymous
>>21771823 who gives a fuck, beside you autist

53 min later 21771861 Anonymous
>>21771814 m8 if you don't take yourself too seriously and want to integrate with our culture (no.1 problem with muslims) you'll get along fine.

53 min later 21771871 Anonymous
i just fucking hope that a shitstorm doesn't go his way and he's forced to make a public apology. FUCKING FAT FUCKS.

55 min later 21771886 Anonymous
>>21771861 What culture? The only place you'll actually see Australian culture is in the country where people still rely on themselves for at least some part of their living, people in cities are just your generic assholes who complain about how slow their internet is and why it's so hard being employed.

55 min later 21771888 Anonymous
God I hate that fucking faggot Karl Stefanovic or whatever the fuck his name is.

56 min later 21771894 Anonymous
>>21771678 Well put

56 min later 21771897 Anonymous
>>21771814 nah, we're good. get your ass down here. Our cafe workers get 20 bucks an hour and everyone gets 4 weeks vacation. plus our dollar is strong as fuck. expensive as all hell though. just leave all the america behind. none of this july the 4th, tugging on your cock while some fruity fireworks fly by bullshit. You celebrate australia day now. you get a goon bag and some Export. you hang out at some mates pool, you get wasted and you listen to JJJ's hottest 100 despite the fact that its all shit now anyway.

57 min later 21771900 Anonymous
>>21771268 Based straya. So beautiful ;_;

58 min later 21771919 Anonymous (1373214077732.jpg 600x338 15kB)
>>21771897 >mfw I'm 20 years old and I get paid $20 an hour working at a supermarket >$30 an hour on Sundays

59 min later 21771924 Anonymous
>>21771886 Culture's pretty simple, get a fucking job and half-ass the cunt and spend your wages on cheap beer or, if you're feeling like a classy bugger, bundy red. Also, don't be brown. The only thing we hate more than dole bludgers are minorities.

59 min later 21771928 Anonymous
>>21771886 not that other guy but I don't know what you're talking about mate. maybe thats the case in the eastern states but in perth most people tend to be pretty lax. even the hipsters aren't that bad. they have good bars.

1 hours later 21771950 Anonymous
>>21771919 >have a cushy government casual job even an idiot could do that pays $27 an hour >only work evenings so get paid 20% extra loading The only thing better would be to get a forklifting license, they get paid $45~ an hour at some of the local factories.

1 hours later 21771958 Anonymous
>>21771421 Oh jesus fucking just choked on my tea

1 hours later 21771961 Anonymous (1302508433298.jpg 275x275 61kB)
Fuckin' hilarious

1 hours later 21771969 Anonymous
>>21771886 Lol faggot. Just because we don't pray every hour doesn't mean we don't have culture. We're laidback, like hot women, cold beer and funny people. We drive expensive cars, buy big houses, work more hours than the rest of the world and still make time to get sunburnt. Australian culture is respecting your neighbours privacy while inviting him and his wife round for a barbie. Throwing a cricketball round the backyard. Jumping the neighbours fence to get it back. Tipping the footy at work. Its listening to triple J in a blow up pool on Australia day. Its attending ANZAC ceremonies and buying the old cobs a pint. Its calling your friends cunts because if they'll put up with that you know they like you. Its giving every bloke you know a nickname, its saying Gday to the bloke down in the newso. Its appreciating one of the best countries for its beauties and its loving your luck in being here. You obviously need to stay away.

1 hours later 21771984 Anonymous
I love this guy too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn7i gFZazJ8

1 hours later 21771993 Anonymous (1373875049441.png 707x521 124kB)
>>21771268 >"... It's 18 to 6 in the morning, nobody's watching" this nigga

1 hours later 21772003 Anonymous
>>21771924 >>21771969 Cringed hard

1 hours later 21772005 Anonymous
>>21771969 50% of that could have described any country in the world and the other 50% definitely wasn't anybody I know or have ever met.

1 hours later 21772007 Anonymous
>>21771268 fucking based karl

1 hours later 21772010 Anonymous
>>21772003 You obviously don't get it

1 hours later 21772020 Anonymous
>>21772005 Confirmed for unaustralian. Thats our culture besides comparing all coffee to melbourne and hating collingwood. If you don't ant to embrace it and enjoy Aus I pity you.

1 hours later 21772024 Anonymous
>>21771969 That was the wisest thing I've read this week.

1 hours later 21772029 Anonymous
>>21771356 Funny you should mention that...

1 hours later 21772035 Anonymous
hilarious as FUCK nigga fatties are disgusting

1 hours later 21772046 Anonymous
Based Khal

1 hours later 21772048 Anonymous
>>21772020 You saying that it's our culture doesn't make it our culture. That's the concept of our culture, yeah; but like I said, several of those could describe any first-world country except you just threw in some Aussie slang. The people I hang out with do some of those but weighing them up against all the other people I know they're the minority. The only part that was completely Australian is the fact that you keep telling me to get out because I'm unaustralian.

1 hours later 21772054 Anonymous
>>21771268 You saw this on leddit, didn't you?

1 hours later 21772094 Anonymous
>>21772048 >The only part that was completely Australian is the fact that you keep telling me to get out because I'm unaustralian. This, fuck Australian "culture" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp6J 6PF47CM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiLp FG5uUc0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tatl 1PBYim4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajnr bVxcRXw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgOF uRwVJD8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1jX tHkVJOA

1 hours later 21772095 Anonymous
>>21772048 I feel genuinely sorry for you if you missed out on Aussie culture. But this is how literally every guy I know has lived.

1 hours later 21772110 Anonymous
>>21771969 Perfectly stated

1 hours later 21772118 Anonymous
>this is really ignorant Why do people use this word to describe anything they don't like, that comes from other people?

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>>21772094 >My half dozen youtube links prove something

1 hours later 21772164 Anonymous (canadian-flag.jpg 730x544 16kB)
>>21772094 There's an anglo country already made for you mate. It's called canada and it's full of fellow asians. >WAHHHH CAN'T BUY CAT MEAT >CANT GET A GF AUSTRALIAN GIRLS TOO RACIST >CAN'T SPIT WHEREVER I WANT SO INTOLERANT

1 hours later 21772178 Anonymous (1296660767578.jpg 225x279 53kB)
>>21771462 >>21771462

1 hours later 21772181 Anonymous
>>21772148 >>21772164 >straayaa kuuuuunt! >drink da beers with maaates, say cunt and have slang, such culcha

1 hours later 21772187 Anonymous
>>21772181 it's pointless trying to argue with them

1 hours later 21772190 Anonymous
>>21772118 Because to them it's "obvious if you just use your brain!", and therefore if you disagree you're ignorant.

1 hours later 21772206 Anonymous (straya hard life.png 659x551 24kB)
>>21772187 >>21772181 Top lel. You cunts are such faggots, pull the stick out of your arse and have a giggle at yourselves for once.

1 hours later 21772209 Anonymous (bruce_lee_laugh.gif 369x271 2079kB)
>>21771268 australias answer to ron burgundy. i love karl, he makes my mornings worthwhile

1 hours later 21772214 Anonymous
>>21772181 Any muslimcountry >Wololol stoning time Europe >See any muslim country America >Yeehaw we hate ourselves and are slowly dying Asia except for japan >Prostituting themselves literally and figuritively Japan >We have no time for sex or fun. Country of autists Canada >Cold, polite, Australia South America >Even shittier Asia. etc etc

1 hours later 21772239 Anonymous
>>21772214 lel Japan are the most fucked up sexual people in the world, closely leading the Germans.

1 hours later 21772247 Anonymous
>>21772094 every nation has idiots from low socio-economic backgrounds. they are not the norm. they are not representative of australian culture. they are the very loud, very stupid and much like a car crash very entertaining minority. when a bogan makes a scene someone will tape it. they'll upload it and people will watch it. but no-one tapes the guys hanging out at a bar relaxing regardless of creed or nationality, enjoying a pint, a coke or a water. don't use a handful of internet videos to condemn a nation, live here. see it for yourself. and if you can honestly say that there are more bad people than good. more bad people in this nation than anywhere else, then more power to you.

1 hours later 21772264 Anonymous (986719671875.png 666x207 26kB)
>>21771268 >Lard of the Pies lelll

1 hours later 21772273 Anonymous
>>21772247 I am Australian mang.

1 hours later 21772294 Anonymous
>>21772273 oh, well then more power to you buddy. maybe perth is just better than the eastern states.

1 hours later 21772297 Anonymous
>>21771969 >based Australian Jeff Winger

1 hours later 21772303 Anonymous
>>21772294 Lel 6032 here.

1 hours later 21772324 Anonymous
>>21771543 holy shit this guy is an absolute bro

1 hours later 21772332 Anonymous
>>21771303 This. I don't know why so many people hate him. He's a fucking classic cunt

1 hours later 21772337 Anonymous
>>21772303 huh.... my argument is really falling apart right about now. well no wonder your pissed off. you live further north than jon snow. the fuck do you even do up there.

1 hours later 21772352 Anonymous
>>21772297 lol'd then jacked it to Alison

1 hours later 21772362 Anonymous
>>21772337 Yeah I'm in the sticks hey. Good for riding moto's around here though. It's not too far out from shit, work in Wanneroo.

1 hours later 21772378 Anonymous (manscreaminginpain.png 247x248 72kB)
>>21772303 www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK2YVTl8Jko >mfw karl got absolutely smashed on TV award night and had some top level lels

1 hours later 21772392 Anonymous
>>21772362 eh thats not that bad, everything pretty central then. and you've got some alright bars in joondalup. I'm a central south guy myself but I had to trek up there for catchups with some guys a while back. The sov was alright.

1 hours later 21772393 Anonymous
Karl is GOAT

1 hours later 21772404 Anonymous
Some fatty going on in the comments about how some people can't lose weight, even if they exercise and eat right. Is any of that shit fucking true? Because I went from 216 lbs in June to 188 as of now just by eating at a calorie deficit and cardio 3-4 times a week.

1 hours later 21772407 Anonymous
>>21772392 haha yeah dirty joondas, shit can be pretty bogan there, especially dusk nightclub.

1 hours later 21772434 Anonymous
Karl Stefanovic is very much the man. If you've had a look at any of the other highlights from the show, you'd know he's actually hilarious. I remember this one clip, he changed one of the other anchors lines and so she finished some sports related story with something like "So, how are those cookies?". He just chuckled aloud to himself for a good 10 or so seconds. Love that guy.

1 hours later 21772438 Anonymous
>>21772407 Ballajura reporting in.

1 hours later 21772463 Anonymous
>>21772434 www.youtube.com/watch?v=olBpczRKCSY

1 hours later 21772474 Anonymous
>>21772438 It's pretty derro there too hey?

1 hours later 21772495 Anonymous
>>21772474 If I can love Austalia from here you've got no excuse. TBH 99% legends 1% homeswest troublemakers.

1 hours later 21772504 Anonymous
>>21772463 Hahahahahahahaha that's the one! Fuck he's hilarious!

1 hours later 21772528 Anonymous
>>21772504 I wish I could watch it in England every morning.

2 hours later 21772659 Anonymous (son_goku_ming_2_0_by_cabm84-d5hn0ga.jpg 1032x774 109kB)
>>21771919 >mfw security guard for local council getting paid $25 an hour during the week, $29 on a Saturday and $39 on a Sunday >mfw all I do is drive around in a labeled car for 8 hours a night listening to music and occasionally stopping to tell someone to stop drinking/sleeping in a park fuck I love this country

2 hours later 21773203 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxud T4aVqP4

3 hours later 21773360 Anonymous (1362273085914.png 640x269 224kB)
>>21773203 can someone who knows how please make a GIF of 0:25 - 0:40?

3 hours later 21773432 Anonymous
>>21771268 but he wasn't funny, was a bit of an asshole.

3 hours later 21773474 Anonymous
>>21771897 >plus our dollar is strong as fuck. We 2010 now

3 hours later 21773498 Anonymous
>>21771969 And doing all of this while being eaten alive by deadly spiders ftfy

3 hours later 21773531 Anonymous
i cant believe that moron is a news anchor lold at his audacity

3 hours later 21773548 Anonymous
>>21773531 Audacity? You mean personality?

3 hours later 21773554 Anonymous
What an unfunny cunt.

3 hours later 21773608 Anonymous
>>21773554 >inb4 fatty detected. also, fatty detected.

3 hours later 21773771 Anonymous
>>21771268 10/10 I chuckled hard

3 hours later 21773788 Anonymous
Karl is the fucking best. if morning shows had anchors like him in america i might watch.

3 hours later 21773948 Anonymous
>>21772438 6021 here. Perth is a lovely town except for the fact that everyone's on meth.

4 hours later 21774238 Anonymous
I wish I was Australian.

4 hours later 21774314 Anonymous
>Stefanovic Balkan master race reporting in.

6 hours later 21775993 Anonymous
>>21774314 >slavs >master race Pick one.

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