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2013-08-05 04:43 21765149 Anonymous (image.jpg 288x175 11kB)
>tfw too alpha
Girls are intimidated by me, shit sucks
0 min later 21765159 Anonymous (costanza.jpg 510x370 104kB)
Have you considered that you're just an obnoxious asshole?
1 min later 21765164 Anonymous (1339945425925.jpg 596x595 91kB)
>>21765149
2 min later 21765173 Anonymous
if you dont raep theyll never learn their lesson
3 min later 21765196 Anonymous
>>21765159
I'm not even loud and obnoxious I'm quiet most times
3 min later 21765197 Anonymous
>>21765149
Fuck, you're delusional
4 min later 21765209 Anonymous
>>21765149
Tell us some stories and well judge if you're alpha or not
4 min later 21765215 Anonymous
>>21765149
I'm laughing so hard right now
5 min later 21765227 Anonymous
>>21765149
Maybe you're just ugly....
5 min later 21765236 Anonymous
>>21765227
I'm really good looking
6 min later 21765240 Anonymous
>>21765196
Sounds pretty beta to me. Be more outgoing, kid
6 min later 21765241 Anonymous
>"Yo girl wanna fuck you worthless piece of meat?"
>She leaves
>"I'm just too alpha"
6 min later 21765242 Anonymous
>>21765149
>actually thinking this
6 min later 21765253 Anonymous
>>21765236
Prove it faggot
6 min later 21765254 Anonymous
Lel best thread of the day
7 min later 21765266 Anonymous
>>21765196
>I'm quiet most times
>Alpha
/r9k/ ruins another mind
8 min later 21765277 Anonymous
>>21765266
Real alphas don't talk much unless spoken too
9 min later 21765284 Anonymous
Did you graduated top of your class in the navy seal, captain of you4 football team, 6'4 tall and have a phd in mathematics earning 300k a year?
9 min later 21765286 Anonymous (azula horror.jpg 322x733 204kB)
>>21765277
Just stop you're too embarassing.
9 min later 21765288 Anonymous
>>21765236
Doubt it. If you were, you wouldn't have any problems getting girls. Sorry mate, your just ugly. Learn to live with it
9 min later 21765289 Anonymous
>>21765277
a real alpha is leading the conversation
10 min later 21765298 Anonymous
>>21765277
Oh boy.....
10 min later 21765300 Anonymous
>>21765289
Hah no, alphas rarely speak
10 min later 21765307 Anonymous
>>21765277
Autists have similar characteristics.
11 min later 21765316 Anonymous
>>21765307
Sadly most alphas are somewhat autistic
11 min later 21765325 Anonymous
>>21765197
Couldn't agree more with this guy
12 min later 21765330 Anonymous
yall are douchebags
12 min later 21765331 Anonymous
>>21765149
> Girls are intimidated by me
Then you're not alpha. Just intimidating.
Seriously, it's pretty much the definition of alpha that women are drawn to you. You can't scare them away AND be alpha. That is a contradiction.
12 min later 21765336 Anonymous (le feeling man.png 264x303 33kB)
Dude
Are we brothers?
12 min later 21765337 Anonymous (oyama_bull.jpg 180x234 9kB)
>>21765149
>mfw my gf told me she felt both intimidated by and safe with me due to my being self-assured
12 min later 21765339 Anonymous
>>21765316
You just keep seeing in it left and right
12 min later 21765343 Anonymous
>>21765331
Alpha has nothing to do with getting women
14 min later 21765359 Anonymous
>>21765331
not really, in nature alpha males are the one forcing females to mate with him not that females have any choice in the matter
15 min later 21765364 Anonymous (suspecttroll.png 604x453 50kB)
>>21765343
>Alpha has nothing to do with getting women
15 min later 21765366 Anonymous
>>21765343
Somewhat true, but OP seems to be straight aside from the raging faggotry he is displaying at the moment. With this in mind, he is not able to get what he wants and is therefore not alpha.
15 min later 21765372 Anonymous
>>21765316
Yeah no. Opposite. Being autistic pretty much rules out being alpha. Alphas are necessarily charismatic and know how to work people.
15 min later 21765375 Anonymous
>>21765359
Wtf does sex have anything to do with being alpha or not? Alpha is not caring what people think and doing what you want
16 min later 21765377 Anonymous
>>21765307
Not even close. They're exact opposites of the spectrum.
16 min later 21765382 Anonymous
>>21765343
This
>don't be manlet
>being able to hold a conversation as opposed to "y-you too"
Congratulations: you can pull.
16 min later 21765384 Anonymous
This conflict won't be over until OP posts a pic so that we can judge him
16 min later 21765386 Anonymous
>>21765343
Alpha male status is defined by getting women. Just shut the fuck up and go back to your aspie virgin hole.
17 min later 21765394 Anonymous
>>21765343
It is part of it. People are drawn to alphas, including women.
17 min later 21765400 Anonymous
>>21765386
1/10 beta boy, most alphas couldn't care less about women
18 min later 21765404 Anonymous
>>21765359
No, that's a rapist, you sick fuck.
18 min later 21765405 Anonymous
>>21765375
Thats true however my point is alphas male arent necessary the one women would feel comfortable around all the time. Just like how betas are the one that get friendzoned
18 min later 21765416 Anonymous
>>21765375
>Alpha is not caring what people think and doing what you want
pretty sure that's just egocentric
18 min later 21765418 Anonymous
>>21765404
>implying alphas dont rape
18 min later 21765419 Anonymous (a;pha.jpg 367x400 28kB)
>Im so Alpha, bitches can't handle me.
19 min later 21765421 Anonymous (1374470821088.jpg 640x400 93kB)
19 min later 21765429 Anonymous
>>21765416
That how all alphas are
19 min later 21765431 Anonymous (1361825399627.jpg 290x284 25kB)
19 min later 21765434 Anonymous
>>21765377
OP clearly doesn't like talking to people. Aside from the strong and silent type, that's autistic behavior. Also, I don't see OP as the strong, silent type due to him wanting women. Either way, OP is pretty pitiful
19 min later 21765435 Anonymous
>>21765429
'k buddy
20 min later 21765441 Anonymous
>>21765418
They don't need to.
20 min later 21765443 Anonymous (1371747048782.jpg 500x500 85kB)
be too overly cheery and supportive i just want friends been through a rough patch in life and found the best remedy for it is self happiness and heavy fucking deadlifts.
I AM SWARMED BY GAYS shit sucks man i just want a cute asian chick to not think im gay. people tell me i have this odd vibe.
21 min later 21765451 Anonymous
>>21765441
but they do anyway
they are alphas they dont give a shit
22 min later 21765466 Anonymous
>>21765286
>>21765289
>>21765298
>"alphas" have to be the loudest in the room
It's pretty easy just to be loud and not have any thought to the words coming out of your mouth. Honestly, the people just being the loudest and thinking they're alpha are the most obnoxious
22 min later 21765467 Anonymous
>>21765434
OP isn't alpha. Might be autistic. But not alpha. There's no crossover at all. Not even a little.
22 min later 21765471 Anonymous
Mirin op
23 min later 21765478 Anonymous
>>21765451
You're thinking of sociopaths.
23 min later 21765482 Anonymous
>>21765467
Actually autists are alpha as fuck most of the time
24 min later 21765493 Anonymous
>>21765482
if alpha you mean not aware of certain rules for different situations then yeah they are.
26 min later 21765512 Anonymous
>>21765493
They just don't give a fuck which is alpha, they'll tell you what they think of you right to your face
26 min later 21765514 Anonymous
>>21765149
>too alpha
>girls intimidated
Look up this word OP: "oxymoron"
You probably think youre being "alpha" but in reality youre just being akward and weird.
26 min later 21765519 Anonymous
>>21765478
no Im talking about our primitive nature, the alpha males dont need to be attractive to the females, the females needs to be attractive to him and females selection is irrelevant and most reproductions are a result of "rape"
http://www.sciencedaily.com/release s/2010/05/100513123835.htm
26 min later 21765524 Anonymous
>>21765467
Never said he was alpha. Literally called him pitiful. Learn to read cunt
27 min later 21765539 Anonymous
>>21765482
You have no fucking idea what it means to be alpha. Alphas are charismatic, high achieving leaders. Autists are.. not. End of story.
"Not givign a fuck" is not alpha. That's just.. not giving a fuck.
27 min later 21765543 Anonymous
>>21765416
No, it's psychopathic.
28 min later 21765554 Anonymous
>>21765519
Oh shit nigger, what are you doing?
30 min later 21765589 Anonymous
>>21765519
> putting keyword in quotes so can get away with saying whatever garbage you want
You have no idea what you're talking about and shouldn't be reading articles about scientific research.
31 min later 21765600 Anonymous (1356578789367.jpg 729x1024 475kB)
>>21765149
i wish this alpha/beta thing would go away, if you concern yourself with being called "alpha" then your not what going to be what alpha implies
if some dude called himself alpha in front of me, i would legit lose my minf
32 min later 21765604 Anonymous
>>21765554
trying to prove that alpha males arent necessary the one women would feel comfortable around
OP could be 100% right that women are intimidated by his alphaness
He could still fuck them if he plays his card right tho
32 min later 21765615 Anonymous
post a pic of yourself, or you will forever be an alpha wanna be. (my money is on him being a fat neck beard.)
33 min later 21765624 Anonymous
>>21765589
It's undeniable that most of our ancestors mating strategy could be classed as rape nowadays
34 min later 21765630 Anonymous
>>21765277
>Don't speak unless you're addressed
>Good girls are seen, not heard
34 min later 21765634 Anonymous
>>21765524
I was responding to the suggestion that there's overlap between autists and alphas in behavior. You see to be compariing "strong silent type" to alpha behavior and there's no comparison. That's now how alphas are.
35 min later 21765650 Anonymous
>>21765600
this. i literally think "this fucking autist" in my head if someone actually uses the word alpha in public when describing someone. human interactions are so much more complex than this alpha/beta white and black shit. stop being such try hard fags for fuck sake.
36 min later 21765663 Anonymous
>>21765343
w....wh....h....
The entire fucking concept of the alpha male in biology is fucking scientifically defined as the male which breeds with the most females or with the alpha female. Alpha is literally 100% dependant on getting females
36 min later 21765667 Anonymous
>>21765604
The ideal alpha is someone who anyone could be comfortable around, including women. Obviously personal differences could still be an issue in specific case, but generally alphas attract people, including women.
37 min later 21765684 Anonymous
>>21765650
>human interactions are so much more complex than this alpha/beta white and black shit
It really isnt.
Maybe there are more gray area between alphas and omegas but human males hierarchy ladder really exists
37 min later 21765685 Anonymous
>>21765624
That doesn't mean that if you rape a girl, you're alpha. Jesus, your logic is so autistic
38 min later 21765687 Anonymous
thats just not possible OP, sorry.
38 min later 21765698 Anonymous
>>21765663
There's no definition of "alpha" in biology, you moron. Where do you come up with this shit?
39 min later 21765704 Anonymous
>people think getting laid is alpha when plenty of ugly and retards aspies pussy on a regular basis
We had this discussion yesterday, if all you have to look forward to in life is getting laid then you wont ever make it.
39 min later 21765707 Anonymous
>>21765667
>The ideal alpha is someone who anyone could be comfortable around, including women.
The ideal yes but not all alphas are necessary like that. Alpha males simply are the leader and can assert his dominant over other in his pride (social circle)
39 min later 21765714 Anonymous
I'd rather be a badass over an alpha.
40 min later 21765721 Anonymous
>>21765685
Im not saying that, my point is only that alpha males can be intimidating to woman
40 min later 21765724 Anonymous
>>21765704
fucking a girl is the most masculine act a man can do
40 min later 21765729 Anonymous
>>21765663
was going to post exactly this
41 min later 21765744 Anonymous
>>21765698
In hierarchal social animals, alphas usually gain preferential access to food and other desirable items or activities, though the extent of this social effect varies widely by species. Male and/or female alphas may gain preferential access to sex or mates, and in some species only alphas or an alpha pair is permitted to reproduce.
Ya fookin coont. Where do you think the alpha male originated, some faggot on /fit/ just shit it out one day? It's a biological term you autistic child
41 min later 21765749 Anonymous
ITT: dumb shits debating what it means to be an alpha male
In reality, its not that hard to be good with girls
43 min later 21765767 Anonymous
>>21765707
> The ideal yes but not all alphas are necessary like that
The more alpha, the more successful with people.
> Alpha males simply are the leader and can assert his dominant over other in his pride (social circle)
Maybe, but you still have to maintain some level of respect and admiration. Unless we're talking about a tyrant, but how long do they generally last?
I see you used the word "pride" as if to suggest you can directly compare the social interactions of any social animal.
Humans are not wolves or lions. Each has different rules.
44 min later 21765789 Anonymous
>>21765724
Fucking girls is for fags. You're literally INSIDE a vagina.
Fucking a dude is the most masculine act there is.
45 min later 21765792 Anonymous
>>21765721
Only insecure women who don't feel worthy.
45 min later 21765797 Anonymous
theyre not intimidated by your alphaness, youve just made the same mistake a lot of people on this board have made. (going on assumptions here) youve built yourself a nice alpha body but you still have a beta mind. people expect you to alpha them up, dominate them and lead them, but you dont have it in you, so all youve done is alienated yourself from them. youve essentially put on a costume to hide yourself away from the world. this is why if you spend all your time working on your physical self and dont take the time to also develop yourself socially, mentally and emotionally, youre only going to make things worse for yourself. at least when you looked like a beta, people knew what to expect and could let their guard down around you.
45 min later 21765800 Anonymous
if you try to put on an alpha persona, protip, youre not alpha
46 min later 21765801 Anonymous
>>21765707
assert how?
ill never admit someone controlling me in any social situation nly professional because i have my interests
46 min later 21765802 Anonymous
>>21765749
Theres no debate
>In social animals, the alpha is the individual in the community with the highest rank. Male or female individuals or both can be alphas, depending on their species. Where one male and one female fulfill this role, they are referred to as the alpha pair. Other animals in the same social group may exhibit deference or other symbolic signs of respect particular to their species towards the alpha or alphas.
In hierarchal social animals, alphas usually gain preferential access to food and other desirable items or activities, though the extent of this social effect varies widely by species. Male and/or female alphas may gain preferential access to sex or mates, and in some species only alphas or an alpha pair is permitted to reproduce.
Alphas may achieve their status by means of superior physical prowess and/or through social efforts and building alliances within the group.[1]
The position of alpha also changes in some species, usually through a physical fight between a dominant and subordinate animal.
Alpha male is the individual with highest rank, pertaining to leadership, physical ability and social ability/alliances. The main "symptom" of the alpha male, the entire fucking biological point of there being any sort of heirarchy in animal society, is that the alpha male breeds and has offspring. Thus, has the most sex or has sex with the alpha female.
If you're not getting the pussy that every other guy in the group wishes they could get, you're not an alpha male
You could be confident, outgoing and smart, but sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
46 min later 21765813 Anonymous
>>21765800
fake till ya make it fag
46 min later 21765814 Anonymous
>>21765749
this. i have seen "beta" fags get more poon than attractive "alpha" guys. granted this is only because the betas actually know how to spit game whereas the "alphas" are arrogant assholes. getting with girls today is more about how good your spit game is rather than this "alpha/beta" bullshit and how willing you are to put with girls and their bullshit.
46 min later 21765815 Anonymous
>>21765767
i dont think anyone wants to hang around the guy who is always trying to assert himself, especially if he is some fucking DYEL keyboard jockey.
>there is no such thing as alpha/beta male
>its all in your mind
50 min later 21765856 Anonymous
>>21765802
>superior physocal powers
If one member of the group fought another to death the survivor, if there were any, would easily be beaten by another member who were rested
/thread
50 min later 21765871 Anonymous
>>21765744
>though the extent of this social effect varies widely by species.
And this is where all the bullshit starts. People just make up shit about what THEY think a dominant male should be like in humans.
51 min later 21765887 Anonymous
>>21765815
theres only one thing i can conclude in this shit. 'Its me against life bring it own bitch'
52 min later 21765901 Anonymous
Jesus christ this thread
Teenagers and virgins everywhere
52 min later 21765905 Anonymous
>>21765856
Oh, wow, thank you for you insight. It's not like biologists have been at this shit for decades studying heirarchal societies.
No, the other animals don't jump in, the fight is 1v1 because that's how it goes, it's biological programming.
53 min later 21765909 Anonymous
>>21765871
a dominat male is the one with the gun in his hands
look at stockholm syndrome which affects females after crimes
54 min later 21765945 Anonymous
>>21765905
so its just biological programming
you said that the cause was physical powers initially though
56 min later 21765964 Anonymous
>>21765856
yeah if that did happen soon all the males would have died
57 min later 21765974 Anonymous
This is it. This is the thread that has made me realise it's time to give up on /fit/. It's too far gone. Scoobie fucked off, he was the last proper trip on here, and no we have a thread in the hundreds of replies about betas v alphas and how everyone on here is more alpha than everyone else despite being a virgin
...
FUARK, is no place safe from these euphoric faggots?
57 min later 21765983 Anonymous
>>21765909
Bullshit pseudo-scientific definition of alpha #223334566
Oh hey, dubs!
58 min later 21765989 Anonymous
>>21765945
Read what I said again, then go kill yourself. Some people are like talking to AI, they have no concept of context or what you said before, they treat each new reply as its own context
58 min later 21765990 Anonymous
>>21765974
see you tomorrow anon
59 min later 21766002 Anonymous
>>21765974
Just tell them the fuck off, euphorics are allergic to real life.
1 hours later 21766018 Anonymous
Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
1 hours later 21766044 Anonymous
>>21765288
nope, im good looking i just dont approach girls thats why i dont get any
1 hours later 21766069 Anonymous (goodnight.gif 445x370 65kB)
>>21765990
Goodnight anon <3
1 hours later 21766076 Anonymous
>>21765974
>Scoobie fucked off, he was the last proper trip on here
Newfag detected. i bet you joined no earlier than last year, otherwise you would have known Scooby was a running joke that got ruined when all the redditfags/miscers/gym memers came and ruined this fucking board. Go, leave, you're the cancer ruining this board.
1 hours later 21766091 Anonymous
>>21765989
why should an alpha kill himself bro?
>AI
what are you a nerd bro?
1 hours later 21766099 Anonymous
>>21765983
>scientific
1 hours later 21766137 Anonymous
>>21766018
welcome to life bro
1 hours later 21766143 Anonymous
>>21766076
I know that shit cunt, he was a joke that people took seriously, but he WAS the last long running trip on here. Whose left? That's right, NOBODY
1 hours later 21766176 Anonymous (th (30).jpg 300x230 10kB)
>>21765600
This.
If you call yourself "alpha" or think of yourself as "alpha", than you probably arent.
inb4 every retard comes in with examples of "alpha attitudes in the animal kingdom/ science shows this"
Just be yourself, be nice, be confident in yourself, dress nice, and look after yourself.
1 hours later 21766236 Anonymous
>>21766143
he only came here for like 6 months mate
>tfw i stated the thread which turned the hate torwards scooby into admiration
it all started with the lose fat and gain muscle at the same time who record it?
1 hours later 21766248 Anonymous
Could you lead a group of office workers out of a burning building down stairs while keeping them calm? Could you organize a softball team and keep every happy and not make them feel forced? Could you defuse a fight with just imitimdation and/ or the least about of force of anyone in the room? No one really understands what alpha ismeans
1 hours later 21766290 Anonymous
>>21765400
-2/10 niggerfaggot. most alphas don't even FUCK
1 hours later 21766308 Anonymous
>>21765443
Man, I wouldn't say i'm alpha or beta. Just normal. I have a fiance, so I don't care about the result either way (for getting grills, that is. I just don't care to pick up being that im engaged - perving is nice though).
But I get mired by the gay men and the straight women. The doctor the other day suggested that I was on steroids (it wasnt an accusation, more that he suspect me of being a user). I find all these things to be flattering and awesome. I told him I was natty and he could take my blood to prove it if he liked. I am not worried about gay men or straight women raping me or some shit in the street (that's ludicrous)
Just accept it. Just be happy that you are mired. It's nice, dude. There is nothing at all wrong with it.
1 hours later 21766314 Anonymous
>>21766248
*least amount
1 hours later 21766423 Anonymous
girl coworker says to me
>"anon, you know, you're really nice, and I've never seen you get upset, but I'm afraid if I ever upset you, you might kill me."
>smile and look into her eyes
>"haha, yeah. I'm afraid of that too."
>tfw I'm soo nice that people are scared of me.
1 hours later 21766770 Anonymous
OP needs to face the facts and work on how he approaches people
1 hours later 21766849 Anonymous
>>21766423
you might as well have just said, "get to know me and I'll kill your family."
2 hours later 21767509 Anonymous
>>21766423
Enjoy snapping under the sudden surge of anger and hatred that you've been suppressing for your entire life.
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