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2013-07-01 08:32 21005002 Anonymous (1362976428806.jpg 500x500 36kB)
/fit/ i'm being signed up for a triathlon for next month essentially against my will. a girl i want to get with is doing because she thinks my gains indicate cardio endurance. backing out will seal me never gettin in dem pants. is a month sufficient to prepare for the cardio/endurance aspect of it? am i fucked?/how fucked am i? >mfw that bitch told me her plan

5 min later 21005068 Anonymous
bamp don't let me down /fit/ i need answers/tips/stories from experience pls respond

12 min later 21005184 Anonymous
goddamnit /fit/ for one fucking second can you faggots not be in a feels or trap thread and actually talk about something to do with fitness

14 min later 21005205 Anonymous
>>21005184 No

15 min later 21005212 Anonymous
>>21005002 Depends on how good you are at cardio. A month might be enough to at least get you into enough shape to finish. Might not. Like I said, depends on you.

16 min later 21005229 Anonymous
Just walk off m8. (That's the track term for quitting a race)

17 min later 21005240 Anonymous
>>21005229 but dat ass

17 min later 21005241 Anonymous
Yea youll be fine if you train for a month. Understand that youll do poorly no matter what bc heavier folks have more to carry. Do marathon training for running and get used to biking again. For swimming try to swim as often as possible.

17 min later 21005253 Anonymous
>>21005002 If you are going for sure. Then does it matter if you can get ready or not? Train the best you can, and see how you perform. If you fail, pretend you're hurt, make her feel dem guilt feels. SEXY TIME /thread

18 min later 21005263 Anonymous
>>21005240 Nigga pls just believe in yoself

19 min later 21005275 Anonymous
>>21005253 guilt feels... i will utilize these. >>21005241 >implying i'm "heavier folks" 5'11 165

19 min later 21005284 Anonymous
>>21005184 Fuck no. SO FEELINGS. Huh. Them? YEAH FEELS.

19 min later 21005286 Anonymous
>>21005002 All you need to do is believe in the heart of the cards.

19 min later 21005290 Anonymous
might be time for a deadlifting injury, use your fuckin head man

26 min later 21005392 Anonymous
>>21005290 part of me secretly wants to see how bad it will go though

26 min later 21005393 Anonymous
>>21005290 top lel why not just say >babby...I would rather go on a bed triathlon with you. I'll make you sweat, I'll make you sweat and get those legs sore. or simply say >nope.jpeg

27 min later 21005406 Anonymous
>>21005393 I meant I'll make you sweat, I'll make you WET ****

29 min later 21005438 Anonymous (1359614134765.jpg 268x240 58kB)
>>21005393 >babby... I would rather go on a bed triathlon with you.

44 min later 21005629 Anonymous
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