4chan archive /fit/ (index)
2013-07-01 07:17 21003806 Anonymous (mega feel.png 227x251 157kB)
>you meet a nice girl
>you find her on facebook
>you have to force yourself with every ounce of your self control not to friend her immediately
9 min later 21003949 Anonymous (zZNtzya.jpg 679x593 71kB)
>>21003806
nothing says "p-please don't fuck me" like friending a girl the night you met her
10 min later 21003971 Anonymous
>>21003806
>implying i have a facebook
>implying i don't stalk them anyway with a troll account
11 min later 21003984 Anonymous
>facebook
people still use that shit?
13 min later 21004010 Anonymous
>>21003949
I've made this mistake
Cuts deep bro
14 min later 21004024 Anonymous
>>21003949
>what dyel neckbeards actually think muscle looks like
18 min later 21004080 Anonymous
>>21003949
Is this comic character on synthol?
28 min later 21004232 Anonymous (1350947618479.png 586x456 72kB)
>>21004010
>be freshman in college, pledging frat
>at frat party, drinking and socializing
>8/10 petite blonde with huge rack comes up, says I look familiar
>turns out my dad was one of her high school teachers
>get to talking, she clearly is interested (/fit/ gainz)
>because I'm a stupid freshman, brag about how good I am at drinking games
>she asks me to play a drinking game with her, flip cup
>I'm designated the leader of my 5 man team, first to go, but never played the game in my life
>ohgodwhathaveigottenmyselfinto.png
>game starts, chug my beer and begin to try and flip the cup to land on it's end
>not even getting close, the other team is on it's 3rd person now
>at this point, spaghetti is flowing from all of my pockets as I attempt to salvage this
>other team finishes, I never manage to flip the cup
>awkward laugh, say "m-maybe next time I'll try"
>spaghetti was so bad everyone at the party is just staring
>she look at me with a mixture of disgust and pity and says "good try anon, but maybe you should sit out next game"
>all i can manage to say is "o-okay"
>watch a few more games, then leave party, walk all the way back to my dorm room
>search facebook for three hours trying to find her
>eventually manage to find her, send her request
>message her "hows it going?"
>tfw still no reply
31 min later 21004270 Anonymous
>>21004232
>people being douches at a frat party
Who in the fuck would have seen that coming, right?
33 min later 21004302 Anonymous
>not having a gf to take meth with at festivals
34 min later 21004323 Anonymous
>>21004024
Your missing the joke. The /fit/ guy only has biceps and a six pack.
Its joking that he only lifts for girls, thus his dissapointment and depression when he realizes it didnt work.
36 min later 21004344 Anonymous
>>21004270
>Pledging a frat
You deserved it
37 min later 21004369 Anonymous
>Occasionally mire charming, average girl at gym that trains really hard.
>She's there every time I work out.
>Finally make small talk with her after a while, get her name, and then move on to continue my work out.
>Wanna ask her out but dont know if I should do it asap or have a few more conversations with her first.
Help me /fit/. I swear I'm not a complete social retard, but I've never asked a gymgurl out before.
39 min later 21004407 Anonymous
>>21004302
>tfw no co-dependant heroin addicted gf
39 min later 21004412 Anonymous
>>21004369
When your compass breaks just follow your heart <3
46 min later 21004504 Anonymous (1318282547616.jpg 3072x2304 1016kB)
>>21004270
>>21004344
i cringe every time i think about it............
1 hours later 21005096 Anonymous
>>21003984
Every time.
1 hours later 21005120 Anonymous
>>21004232
You best be practicing flip cup, my nigga.
1 hours later 21005148 Anonymous
>>21004369
Probably ASAP so you don't waste too much mindspace thinking about it
1 hours later 21005599 Anonymous
fb = pussy magnet
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