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2013-06-13 09:35 20620033 Anonymous (0514155343.jpg 768x1024 94kB)
>come home >no water in fridge >don't want to drink juice >all that is in the fridge is beer >take one >bring it up to my room >open it, it smells fucking awful >take a sip and almost gag in disgust How am i suppose to drink this shit? I want to be able to drink it so that if the time ever comes i don't look retarded when someone offers me a beer or something.

0 min later 20620051 Anonymous
>no water in fridge do you not have tap water you retard?

1 min later 20620061 Anonymous
>no water in the fridge What about the tap?

2 min later 20620074 Anonymous
>>20620061 >>20620051 I am a faggot, and i only really like to drink bottled water. The tap water tastes like garbage.

4 min later 20620105 Anonymous
underage b&. worst thread of 2013.

6 min later 20620145 Anonymous
>>20620074 It's because you're used to bottled water. Try drinking tap water for a week, bottled water will taste like shit afterwards.

7 min later 20620173 Anonymous
God, i just took a huge swig and it was awful. What can i do to break through this not liking beer.

8 min later 20620196 Anonymous
>>20620033 >beer >awful Are you a bitch or something? Jesus. It's either that or you have a bad beer there.

9 min later 20620199 Anonymous
>>20620033 more of this girl.

9 min later 20620216 Anonymous
>>20620173 stop being a pussy? buy better beer? make sure its cold?

9 min later 20620218 Anonymous
>>20620033 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3lY X-CefoA is this you?

10 min later 20620241 Anonymous
Is it a brand that you usually drink OP, or was it some thing you just picked up?? I myself love bud light, but I almost vomit from the taste of normal budweiser, yet for some reason I can drink a 211 like it was water.

11 min later 20620259 Anonymous
>no water in fridge >can't drink any water ^Autism101 just drink tap water you glorious faggot, and stop being a bitch and just drink the fucking beer

11 min later 20620262 Anonymous
>>20620145 tap is different everywhere, breh. some really do taste bad

12 min later 20620267 Anonymous
>>20620033 to like beer you either have to be older than 20 or get used to it

12 min later 20620268 Anonymous
>>20620033 aren't you embarassed at all, OP?

12 min later 20620273 Anonymous
>>20620241 This is beer is called Pabst Blue Ribbon, brother buys it all the time because >muh clint eastwood

13 min later 20620283 Anonymous
Some people need to get used to beer to like it,just drink more On the other hand you shouldn't drink alcohol,it's gonna mess with your gains,once in a while is okay

13 min later 20620292 Anonymous
>>20620216 >buy better better you should probably take a trip into the mountain and have a local give you what you think is a beer but is really fermented Yak piss...since then all beer is heaven to me

14 min later 20620306 Anonymous
Just need to get used to the taste. Like nobody liked the taste of beer when we were 14-16 then you get used to the taste and now at 22 most of the beers taste delicious.

14 min later 20620312 Anonymous
>>20620033 If beers not to your fancy mr Have a cold glass of man the fuck up

14 min later 20620314 Anonymous
>>20620273 sound like your brother is a fucking MURICAN not only does he buy beer brewed and canned in the good state of Missouri, but he is alway a die hard Clint Eastwood fan, stop being a faggot and take after your brother

14 min later 20620320 Anonymous
>>20620283 I agree with this man, it can totally fuck with your gains. I myself just went through a bad break up, instead of hitting the gym, I ended up drinking a shit load.....well I gained 6 pounds in about a week.

14 min later 20620327 Anonymous
>>20620033 Its an acquired taste. Kinda like drinking black coffee, you just have to get used to it. In highschool all my friends would call me a bitch for drinkin smirnoff and the like. So I forced myself to drink beer, after a while i could tolerate it, then eventually I grew to like it. Then I graduated to microbrews and now I LOVE beer. But since it has carbs i switched to straight scotch on the rocks.

15 min later 20620330 Anonymous
>>20620145 The Harvard meta analysis does show that fluoride lowers IQ, so does the Nuerologia meta analysis, so do ~95% of all studies on the subject within the last 30 years, at levels as low as 0.36 ppm. The EPA standard is 4 parts per million, or more than 1000% the lowest amount shown to lower IQ in a population. Additionally, these studies showed that more concentration = more IQ loss (so at the lowest level, it's more minimal, as you get up to even around 0.7-1.2 ppm, the drop in IQ in a population becomes dramatically pronounced. The symptoms can take as long as 20 years to appear, which means a victim of water fluoridation is unlikely to associate their declining mental ability with fluoride in the water. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/ 21255877 Can't drink that tap water if you're in America, there's a reason fluoridation of water is illegal in 99 percent of the developed world. Your government actually wants you stupid, though, so they can stay in power. Feels good to be superior European.

15 min later 20620333 Anonymous
do you not have tap water? where the hell do you live?

15 min later 20620338 Anonymous
>>20620314 We are Canadian, is this shit just really awful or is all beer like this?

15 min later 20620343 Anonymous
Shut the fuck up and drink, you prissy little bitch.

16 min later 20620353 Anonymous
>>20620333 Ontario Canada, the GTA.

16 min later 20620358 Anonymous
>>20620241 211 is like water though, so is bud light

16 min later 20620361 Anonymous
OP are you 12?

17 min later 20620368 Anonymous
>>20620338 PBR is for the hardest core American http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGSN 7JVg1yQ this Video will tell you all you need to know try buying some Coor or Bud next time

18 min later 20620393 Anonymous
why do americans only drink light beer? why do britains only like warm beer?

18 min later 20620401 Anonymous
>>20620330 YOUR SCIENTIFIC STUDIES AND RELEVANT FACTS ON WATER FLUORIDATION MEAN NOTHING CONSPIRACY THEORIST. BESIDES EVERYONE KNOWS: IT MAKES MAH TEETH STRONG. HELL YEAH, MURRICA.

18 min later 20620405 Anonymous
>>20620330 Actually Floruide is why all americans are tall and handsome.

18 min later 20620407 Anonymous
To reverse an analogy I used earlier today drinking beer is like running. At first it sucks and all you can taste is gross badstuff but then you start appreciating the subtle differences in brands and brew techniques and how different types of beer work on the palette and then you're hooked. Kind of like with coffee. I recommend starting with a lighter beer or maybe with an IPA then work your way up to darker beers like stouts. I still remembre my first real dark beer, all it tasted like was old campfire but now I fucking love super dark chocolatey stouts.

18 min later 20620416 Anonymous
>>20620338 PBR is considered low quality shwill, but better beer usually has a stronger taste which you'd probably dislike even more. Cold PBR tastes like carbonated water to me.

19 min later 20620431 Anonymous
>>20620314 >>20620273 >>20620241 Holy fuck, how disgusting can your american tastes be?

20 min later 20620450 Anonymous
>>20620241 seriously? men actually drink bud light? Fucking americans. Canada bro here and didn't know if it was true. Light beer is drunken exclusively by women

20 min later 20620454 Anonymous (1360486400199.jpg 500x299 25kB)
>>20620145

20 min later 20620455 Anonymous
>>20620416 when I take a drink of it it feel like George Washington is going down my throat to fight the british, redcoats, and Indians

21 min later 20620466 Anonymous
>>20620450 You wouldn't even see a woman touch that disgusting shit here.

22 min later 20620497 Anonymous
glorious europe, land of milk and honey, inventor of (actually tasty) beers, nice tap water, beer legally allowed with 16 in masterrace germany usa, bad tap water, fucked "beer", alcohol not allowed under 21 choose your side

24 min later 20620523 Anonymous
>>20620431 See we're American, we work hard in the heat all day and like to come home and enjoy some frosty beers with our buddies. We're not pansy Europeans who sit and collect welfare all day, sit in a pub and act like we're some kind of beer 'connoisseur'. So I sit down, ya red coat, and enjoy some cold American piss down your throat.

24 min later 20620524 Anonymous
>>20620497 Isn't 18 the legal drinking age in part of the US?

24 min later 20620525 Anonymous
>>20620033 No-one likes it at first. It's just something you have to go through. Make yourself drink it and soon you will love and crave the taste.

25 min later 20620566 Anonymous (tap.jpg 197x256 5kB)
Maybe just get water out of the tap like a normal person

26 min later 20620569 Anonymous
>>20620431 because while you were wearing your faggot top hat and monocle for no reason we were killing Indian and raping their children, of course our taste will for the good magic elixir of life will be more tolerable. our ancestor drank alcohol that could fuel a jet enjoy, you ancestor drank hard tea, do the math

26 min later 20620573 Anonymous
God, this is fucking awful. I have got to the point where i can actually drink it. But i don't enjoy it at fucking all jesus, this shit is like sticking to my throat and mouth.

27 min later 20620597 Anonymous
>>20620573 hope you enjoy drinking bleach because beer doesn't do that

27 min later 20620602 Anonymous
>>20620573 You gotta go on my COPBRAD routine.

28 min later 20620617 Anonymous
I have never understood beer, it all tastes like complete shit to me. Everything from cheap stuff to the expensive supposedly good stuff people have gotten me to sample. I'll occasionally force some down if I have to, but all I ever hear is "it's an acquired taste". Not sure why I would want to acquire the taste of some expensive drink that isn't good for you. Sometimes I think beer is some big inside joke between everyone in the world trying to troll the shit out of me.

28 min later 20620623 Anonymous
>>20620597 It is sticking to my mouth right now, it is terrible. I can feel it lingering in my mouth. If it hits the roof of my mouth i almost gag, so i have to get it low.

29 min later 20620635 Anonymous
>>20620569 Except I'm not british, so try again. I know there are good breweries in both the US and Canada, what I don't get is why you insist on buying piss when you could just bottle and refrigerate your own.

29 min later 20620644 Anonymous
>>20620145 Tap water = bottled water in most cases

29 min later 20620645 Anonymous
>>20620623 My recommendation is that you drink about 4 more and get a buzz goin.

30 min later 20620653 Anonymous (qppFZ.jpg 500x375 53kB)
>>20620033 >I want to be able to drink it so that if the time ever comes i don't look retarded when someone offers me a beer or something. 2 possibilities: 1. OP is a 12 year old cunt 2. OP has no social life and has never had one in both cases, do something more usefull with your life than browsing image boards

31 min later 20620678 Anonymous
Does anybody remember the first beer they ever drank? Was Beck's for me. Dad would always give me sips. I liked it then and I like it now. So skunky.

33 min later 20620716 Anonymous
>>20620617 a lot of beer is pretty meh, personally some stout is okay taste-wise it's not exactly my go-to drink, personally i usually go for cider (hard cider to you americlaps) or a nice red wine

34 min later 20620723 Anonymous
>>20620455 Fucking lel'd.

35 min later 20620735 Anonymous
>>20620635 >implying I don't make Moon >implying that you never just need a good ole' Stag to make the day go away

36 min later 20620740 Shrimp (sunny.gif 300x300 2358kB)
Who cares OP, I never drink alcohol. When I first started hanging out with a bunch of people they would sigh or make a joke about how I never want to have a few drinks with them, now they've just accepted it and stopped asking. Everyone knows I'm obsessed with my nutrition, making jokes about it has become pointless.

36 min later 20620746 Anonymous
>>20620145 Put tap water in bottle; it's now bottled water.

36 min later 20620750 Anonymous
I can't drink this shit, tastes too awful honestly.

36 min later 20620754 Anonymous
First beer was keystone light kill me now.

37 min later 20620766 Anonymous
>>20620740 there are people social enough to party without alcohol, but most people are just shit company if they dont drink

38 min later 20620792 Anonymous
>>20620524 No, you're thinking about the difference in Age of consent laws. The feds forced all states to heighten their drinking age on threats of cutting federal funding.

39 min later 20620794 Anonymous
>>20620145 I love tap water as much as the next guy, but city water def tastes bad.

39 min later 20620799 Anonymous (1340573634013e8b0d.gif 150x111 511kB)
>living in a country where you can't even drink tap water

39 min later 20620807 Anonymous (8584939.jpg 400x444 169kB)
>>20620033 >no water in fridge Jesus OP, ever heard of tap water? Don't you have like a sink in your kitchen with a tap? You make me gag in disgust

41 min later 20620827 Anonymous
Beer is an acquired taste.You'll hate it the first few times but eventually you'll grow to like it and then it becomes the staple of your diet. Or maybe that's just me.

41 min later 20620837 Shrimp (ec61cb70.gif 320x376 1301kB)
>>20620766 I've been drunk a few times, but not that often. Most of the times I was grinding fat chicks or harassing girls while their boyfriends were right next to them. I've also made fun of a gay friend when he kissed his boyfriend in the middle of a crowd, I've said sorry to them a million times but I still feel terrible just thinking about it. And most of the people I hang out with aren't really fun when drunk either, I honestly dont see the appeal.

42 min later 20620848 Anonymous (1368557549198.jpg 368x639 37kB)
>Visit Belgium on a business trip >Grab a bottle of spring water in local "hipster, organic etc" shop. >THE BEST FUCKING WATER I'VE EVER DRANK IN MY LIFE. >colleagues pack their bags with Belgian beer and chocolate >mfw I've brought home like 4 liters of plain water

43 min later 20620868 Anonymous
NEVER DRINK TAPWATER. THERE IS TO MUCH OSTROGEN FROM THE ALL THE PERIODS FROM WOMEN. THEY CANT FILTER THEM. YOUR GAINZ

44 min later 20620873 Anonymous
>>20620848 haha what was it called, im going to buy it too

46 min later 20620910 Anonymous
>>20620330 >experiments funded by Dasani

47 min later 20620921 Anonymous (dude.png 253x320 25kB)
>>20620868 but bottled water is slightly more filtered tap water, mayne. >mfw drinking straight from a well and it tasted like i was sucking on a wet stone

48 min later 20620941 Anonymous
>>20620330 Speaking as a pharmacist, I'm here to tell you the FDA and EPA are a bunch of retarded fucks. Seriously.

50 min later 20620972 Anonymous
>>20620330 The source you provided and the sources source don't back up what you just said

51 min later 20620994 Anonymous
>>20620330 Doctor of Medicine reporting in, they're full of shit

52 min later 20621018 Anonymous
>>20620330 links to a university in guadalajara >legit source ROFL mexico pls go

55 min later 20621084 Anonymous
>>20620873 Called SPA. In most shops you will find like a generic carbonated and still variations which are already amazing. But they also have like an extra line (with different label), in glass bottles that is like holy grail of water.

59 min later 20621141 Anonymous
>>20621084 thats like the most basic water here, its a different taste and often when people drink it for the first time they say it tastes awful

1 hours later 20621189 Anonymous
>>20621141 Sheiiiit, the water in my city must really suck then, if I fell in love with such basic water. THE SEARCH OF PERFECT WATER CONTINUES.

1 hours later 20621349 Anonymous
>>20621189 well its not bad, its just some water that everyone drinks here because its bottled in the Ardennes

1 hours later 20621368 sage
>>20620033 no water in fridge. wat. in finland we get more clean water from the tap than you get in a bottle in usa. oh so gawd tier country i live in.

1 hours later 20621445 Anonymous
>>20620267 >to like beer you either have to be older than 20 or get used to it > older than 20 what kind of babby country are you from? tåp læl

1 hours later 20621467 Anonymous
>>20620330 Just because something comes out of Harvard doesn't mean it's valid. Meta analysis such as the one you described have too many confounders to be taken seriously.

1 hours later 20621486 Anonymous
>>20620273 >the worst beer in the world Theres your problem

1 hours later 20621515 Anonymous
>when someone offers me a beer "No, thanks. Do you have any water?"

1 hours later 20621563 Anonymous
>>20620837 You might just not be a cool person, everyone I associate with is cool sober and even better drunk.

1 hours later 20621608 Anonymous
>>20621189 Just distill some yourself, it will be perfect.

3 hours later 20624067 Anonymous
>>20620330 >take about government taking power. >lives in Europe thus most likely lives in socialist country.

4 hours later 20624697 Anonymous
>>20620523 >we're not like europeans who collect welfare all day >having obama as a president >spending over 1 trillion per year on welfare over the top lel

4 hours later 20624741 Anonymous
>>20621515 No water, sorry.

4 hours later 20624755 Anonymous
>>20620314 Milwaukee retard

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