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2013-06-12 06:14 20594455 Anonymous (fit.png 553x315 355kB)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2de_ 1370972681
Okay /fit/, which one of you did this?
3 min later 20594506 Anonymous
look at all these beta faggots not holding him back or punching him out, 'murica.
9 min later 20594589 Anonymous
>>20594455
Is it really that hard to just beat the shit out of him? What have men become...
11 min later 20594611 Anonymous
>>20594589
White people are weak compared to black people.
You notice that all the white guys ran away and that black guy stopped him most of the time.
A white guy would need a weapon like that baton like the police had to stop the guy.
12 min later 20594624 Anonymous
>>20594589
>beat the shit out of him
>later the guy sue you because murrica
13 min later 20594640 Anonymous
>>20594611
stay niggerish, nigger
13 min later 20594643 Anonymous
>>20594611
>You notice that all the white guys ran away and that black guy stopped him most of the time.
>white guy goes up to stop him
>omg race crime
13 min later 20594645 Anonymous
>>20594589
>Is it really that hard to just beat the shit out of him? What have men become...
why would you want to beat the shit out of him?
He looks like a cool dude.
>that hysterical woman, he only looked at her and she pretends to have been raped
13 min later 20594648 Anonymous
>>20594506
It's probably not that they're afraid of him. They just don't want to come into physical contact with his balls.
15 min later 20594676 Anonymous
New king of /fit/
15 min later 20594682 Anonymous
I always knew San Fran was inhabited by weak beta males. Not one stood up against this dude
15 min later 20594683 Anonymous
>>20594624
>eat a hamburger
>there's no advertised sauce
>sue the restaurant for millions
merica'
15 min later 20594686 Anonymous
Notice how all it takes is a naked dude acting irrationally and to quote Heath Ledger's Joker "everyone loses their minds"
15 min later 20594687 Anonymous
>>20594611
Why bother going out of your way, I mean If I was in there I would have just walked on, now because I am afraid but because I just don't want the hassle, especially when the police are probably on the way and the guy isn't really a threat to anyone.
15 min later 20594689 Anonymous
This guy is Calisthenics king
16 min later 20594698 Anonymous
>>20594611
>Implying
16 min later 20594705 Anonymous
>>20594455
wow doorbrah really lost his size
17 min later 20594721 Anonymous
>>20594687
He was making sexual advances towards women i an aggressive manner deemed wrong by our society.
18 min later 20594734 Anonymous
>>20594687
He seemed to be going after people who were visibly scared of him by the way.
19 min later 20594744 Anonymous
>>20594721
He was harmless those women were just bitches, crying out like they'd been raped when he did nothing to them, why would I go out of my way to help a bunch of cry baby bitches?
19 min later 20594747 Anonymous
>>20594645
If a dude would shove his junk in my face I don't care how fucking cool he was I'd beat the shit out of him (or at least try)
>that hysterical woman, he only looked at her and she pretends to have been raped
She needs to get her shit together agreed.
19 min later 20594751 Anonymous
>>20594721
>implying that the right to safety is a positive right and not a natural right
20 min later 20594757 Anonymous
>>20594721
>deemed wrong by our society
I think aggressive advances towards women is against every single society out there, even islam (if you're not the wife of whoever's being aggressive)
20 min later 20594759 Anonymous
>>20594506
Interested in knowing, would've really done anything more than these supposed ''beta faggots''? It's easy to judge when you know what's happening from behind a screen, ever heard about bystander effect?
21 min later 20594794 Anonymous
>>20594759
how about the "not my problem" effect? Everyone gets fucked by society these days, why should they give back?
22 min later 20594813 Anonymous
>>20594759
The bystander effect is much more prominent in countries where you can get sued for the slightest things.
Try this shit in Russia.
23 min later 20594824 Anonymous
>>20594813
Alcohol reduces the bystander effect probably
23 min later 20594832 Anonymous
>>20594744
>>20594645
I don't think that you understand. Women are taught that any man could at any point rape them or hurt them or over power them, in most women's minds that threat is always there and when the threat seems real (as in this case) it can really get to you. Imagine that you honestly thought that you were inches from being raped?
Even then you can't fully understand because it is well outside of your conceptual scheme as a man,
24 min later 20594840 Anonymous
> >>20594349
24 min later 20594842 Anonymous (1286576919992.jpg 188x217 36kB)
>girl drops her purse/phone
>at 00:31 fat bitch steals it
25 min later 20594857 Anonymous
>>20594842
merica
25 min later 20594868 Anonymous
>>20594832
lel... one of my female professors in class was talking about how someone was walking down a street and suddenly heard footsteps walking behind them and said
>YOU LADIES KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
top fucking lel... they think everyone is out to get them
27 min later 20594898 Anonymous
>>20594868
and also in London apparently bus drivers are obligated to stop for women walking alone in the streets at night
Plenty of my male friends have been mugged and beaten up, whereas I can't name one female friend who has suffered any kind of violence.
28 min later 20594914 Anonymous
hey crabman
29 min later 20594937 Anonymous (mqdefault.jpg 320x180 9kB)
>>20594914
you talkin about this guy?
29 min later 20594939 Anonymous
>>20594832
>women are taught that any man could at any point rape them or hurt them or over power them.
I don't fucking get this, most women aren't as weak as they thing they are, and boosting the stereotype that women are completely powerless just furthers away from the goal of 'equality' that western society has.
I've had plenty of girlfriends who could put up a decent fight if they wanted too, and probably kick the shit out of most men who would try and rape them. It's just the mindset of being weak which stops them.
30 min later 20594952 Anonymous
>>20594939
I disagree, they're weak as fuck. They wouldn't be if they lifted though.
30 min later 20594953 Anonymous
>>20594898
>>>r/mensrights
30 min later 20594956 Anonymous
>>20594842
she gave it back to her right after? Can't you see or what
30 min later 20594967 Anonymous
>>20594953
>>>/r/shitredditsays
31 min later 20594971 Anonymous
>>20594953
Fuck you. This thread has no business on /fit/ anyway, it's not like I'm worse than any of you.
32 min later 20594982 Anonymous
>>20594971
I have no idea why I said that last part. Maybe I do belong in that shithole
33 min later 20595000 Anonymous
I'm laughing at all you keyboard alphas who would've kicked the shit out of that guy.
33 min later 20595002 Anonymous
>>20594455
The new king of /fit/
33 min later 20595005 Anonymous
>>20594832
>Imagine that you honestly thought that you were inches from being raped?
>full subway station
>inches from being raped
>being a disillusioned woman/10
33 min later 20595009 Anonymous
>>20594952
Three of my ex's did lift, I have my own home gym. Compared to men they're weaker, but not as weak as a supposedly progressive society makes them out to be.
Had this particularly feisty ex who would love to get dominated, but made it fucking damn difficult. Came off winded a few times during that relationship. I'd feel sorry for whoever thought she'd be easy pray walking down a dark alleyway.
33 min later 20595014 Anonymous
>>20594744
>bunch of cry baby bitches?
naked guy rushing random women seems pretty sexual harassment to me
34 min later 20595018 Anonymous
>>20594868
>>20595005
As I said, you can't understand the concept of constant danger if you've never been forced in to the position where it's possible.
>>20594939
Are you kidding me, I'm not that strong and even girls who claim to be strong are easy to overpower
34 min later 20595020 Anonymous (respect.jpg 676x777 76kB)
>>20595000
they just want an excuse to touch his privates
34 min later 20595022 Anonymous
>>20594734
You have a point. Everyone else just walked by without even a glance in his direction, and he did not bother them.
34 min later 20595024 Anonymous (earlsteeplespressly.jpg 359x269 18kB)
>>20594937
34 min later 20595030 Anonymous
Depending on mood I would have went apeshit or bitch off out of fear of aids.
34 min later 20595032 Anonymous
>>20595018
>constant danger
Top lel
35 min later 20595044 Anonymous
>that feel when I can't do cool gymnastics stuff like him
35 min later 20595058 Anonymous
>Not going up to him and sucking his dick
N-no homo.
36 min later 20595061 Anonymous
>>20595014
>naked guy rushing random women seems pretty sexual harassment to me
naked woman rushing random men
>laughingmen
nah brah thats not sexual harassment, thats male privilege
36 min later 20595071 Anonymous
>>20595018
>constant danger
wtf... you think they're honestly scared of getting raped in an everyday setting? I can understand if they work until really late and get home at night, but that's not every one of them.
36 min later 20595078 Anonymous
>>20595044
>tfw not a glorious black afro ninja
36 min later 20595081 Anonymous
>>20595018
give me some proof of woman being raped in a full subway station
37 min later 20595088 Anonymous
>>20594686
>all it takes
for what?
37 min later 20595091 Anonymous
>>20595071
wominz arnt razional cuhz
38 min later 20595100 Anonymous
>>20595091
If they were that scared, they wouldn't leave the house.
38 min later 20595104 Anonymous
>>20595018
Having grown up in very rough areas I can tell you there is a big difference between thinking you are gonna get raped everyday at the subway and actually being in constant danger as soon as you leave your doorstep
40 min later 20595139 Anonymous
>>20595081
You've obviously never been to japan, hira-chan
40 min later 20595141 Anonymous (140694432.jpg 2500x1668 1844kB)
>>20595061
I'd like to see you get rushed by her and see how you laugh when she inserts her barbell in your anus
40 min later 20595160 Anonymous
hes got some pretty sweet back flips
41 min later 20595164 Anonymous
>>20595100
see >>20595091
42 min later 20595181 Anonymous
fuck the bitches
> not tackling the guy and going into kill mode when he was attacking the old man.
fuck the women they're young. That old man was the only one out of all of them that really couldn't defend himself
Probably if you called the media you would come out on top. The story "man gets jail time for defending elderly from naked attacker" doesn't seem like it would get ;you a guilty verdict
42 min later 20595196 Anonymous (image.jpg 640x960 226kB)
Here is his Facebook
43 min later 20595203 Anonymous
>>20595164
I refuse to take irrational fears seriously. I've told women to get over their feelings a few times. They usually lose their shit, but afterwards they calm down.
44 min later 20595212 Anonymous
>>20595022
He also didn't retaliate against the police or the cyclist that kicked him.
44 min later 20595220 Anonymous
>>20595196
oh for fucks sake... when people used to have this kind of fun, it was remembered fondly as some sort of half-legend... people could do drugs and get up to all manner of horseplay and be ok... now some cunt with a cellphone will brand you for life for making one mistake
44 min later 20595223 Anonymous
>>20595196
BR? BR! Ahuehuehehuehuehue
45 min later 20595230 Anonymous
looks like that /fit/ trip that eats raw meat and doesnt train core because 'dat v taper'
45 min later 20595235 Anonymous
>>20595139
Real life isn't like your porn doujins.
46 min later 20595250 Anonymous
>>20594832
lol are you serious?
Go back to tumblr please
46 min later 20595256 Anonymous
>>20595196
Forgot link-this is his facebook
/yeiner.perez.395
46 min later 20595259 Anonymous
>>20595212
he kicked that black guy though and looked like he was ready to fight him
maybe he is racist
47 min later 20595268 Anonymous
>>20594455
Love it when he messes with the girls
>strong woman
>I need no man!
>man and woman same!
>cries when a naked man walks towards her
>doesnt fight back
47 min later 20595274 Anonymous
>>20594455
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2de _1370972681
My dick is longer than his one and he is a nigger and iam white.
Really this made my day.
48 min later 20595279 Anonymous (1371011404517.png 300x300 106kB)
>>20594506
its an athletic black dude high on pcp or something. Anyone would be cautious. I might try to push him away if he attacks other girls tho. Otherwise i aint gonna do shit unless i see other fedora + sandals with socks wearing /fit/ards willing to gang up on him.
49 min later 20595302 Anonymous
>>20595274
he is BR
49 min later 20595323 Anonymous
>>20595141
>>20595061
it's not sexual fears remember that lunatic who ran around naked eating homeless people's faces and that kony 2012 guy who ran around naked fisting objects around him. They must of thought he was on the bath salts. I'd be pretty scared if some bath salt foo wanted to eat my face
51 min later 20595343 Anonymous
>>20595323
He wasn't on bath salts though.
52 min later 20595363 Anonymous
>>20595343
It would be a reasonable assumption that he was on something.
54 min later 20595399 Anonymous
thought it was benson henderson or the dude from ROFL.
55 min later 20595403 Anonymous
>>20595363
Yes but not bath salts.
55 min later 20595420 Anonymous (1365790785843.png 442x594 300kB)
>he and the black dude square off, get ready to fight
>jumps on platform and does bicycle kicks instead
lost my shit
56 min later 20595446 Anonymous
>>20595018
as much as I hate you and think you are a feminist fataccepting piece of whore-shit, you are right at one thing; even large girls in top shape are easy to overpower.
58 min later 20595468 Anonymous
>>20594455
damn that guy has some quality moves.
he's weird as fuck for randomly grabbing people though. If he just stuck to flippin' and shit everything would be cool
59 min later 20595480 Anonymous
jeez womyn are such pussies what the fuck was she whining about
59 min later 20595484 Anonymous
This was posted on rebbit and some guy in the comments was there. He said the guy was covered in shit and piss. No one wants to fight a crazy guy covered in shit.
1 hours later 20595504 Anonymous
This is what happens when gingermod bans somebody for posting feels.
1 hours later 20595509 Anonymous
the whole time i was thinkin i'd give a fight a go but then he started doing back flips. probably woulda noped after that.
geeterd out on drugs and doing back flips? nah i aint gettin cock shoved in my face
1 hours later 20595529 Anonymous
>>20594506
well, im not even american, and I think the situation was handled pretty well.
He didn't just smack him in the head with something (which he could) but just keep him from bothering people
1 hours later 20595536 Anonymous (1370984356288.jpg 207x163 16kB)
>>20595480
He forgot to say "it was my privilege"
1 hours later 20595547 Anonymous
>>20595484
>He said the guy was covered in shit and piss
yeah? his ass looked pretty clean (when the cops cuff him you get a good look of it. no homo)
1 hours later 20595574 Anonymous
>>20594455
>>20594506
HRRRNNNGGGG skinny chicks
1 hours later 20595586 Anonymous
>>20594506
I would be cautious about subduing him because he might have some disease and if he bit me, I could catch it.
Also why would I do anything to help a grill?
1 hours later 20595627 Anonymous
>>20595274
That's because...
the BBC is a myth.
1 hours later 20595636 Anonymous
>>20595586
>not wanting to be le white knight
1 hours later 20595706 Anonymous
>>20594645
$10 that grill is on the internet now, telling her story as a "rape survivor"
Also, that dudes moves were impressive. Dat handstand pushup? Flip off the metal thing? Not difficult stuff, yeah, but his execution was great and he NAILED the landings, 8.79/10.
Can't wait too see which gymnasts are bold enough to pull out the now-classic "pretend you're gonna rape a bitch" move at Rio 2016.
1 hours later 20595786 Anonymous
Fat chick stole that phone
1 hours later 20595792 Anonymous
>>20595706
Fuck, that's what I noticed too. His tricks were more impressive than the fact that he was naked. That fucking backlfip was impressive.
1 hours later 20595798 Anonymous
@2:25
that kid lulz
1 hours later 20595805 Anonymous
>>20594939
yeah no... the average man could rape the average woman
the average man who lifts could rape the average woman who lifts
1 hours later 20595836 Anonymous
>>20595274
>tfw he's a grower
1 hours later 20595842 Anonymous (1307545564878.jpg 300x375 56kB)
>>20594455
they took him for mental evaluation, then released him.. he had a warrant for his arrest.
1 hours later 20595855 Anonymous
>>20594455
REDWOOD.
1 hours later 20595860 Anonymous
>asian girl
no one cares
>old man
no one cares
>white girl
HEYEYEYEYEHFYHEYEHEHEYEYHSTOPSTOPST OPSTOPOMGOMGOGMGOGMOMG and people actually step in
1 hours later 20595944 Anonymous
>>20595860
lol that girl is probably scarred for life for no reason
she deserves it
1 hours later 20596025 Anonymous (1363237472923.gif 200x200 1041kB)
>>20594506
It's San Francisco. The state is full of disarmed pussies. Just listen to the Camera guy.
Sick gymanastics though.
1 hours later 20596027 Anonymous
>>20595860
It's nature for us not to care about the lower end on the specimen chart.
Thank god I'm white.
1 hours later 20596063 Anonymous
>>20596025
>The state is full of disarmed pussies.
so you would be happy if the awesome acrobatic black guy just randomly got shot?
fuck your country
1 hours later 20596091 Anonymous
>>20596063
Thanks. I hope Canada gets fucked as well.
1 hours later 20596202 Anonymous
>>20596063
state is indeed full of disarmed pussies but the guy you're replying to surely doesn't own a gun himself as this was clearly not a situation calling for one and anyone who owns a gun would know that
1 hours later 20596244 Anonymous
>>20596202
>this was clearly not a situation calling for one and anyone who owns a gun would know that
agreed
1 hours later 20596261 Anonymous
>>20596202
Tazer or stun gun would suffice.
1 hours later 20596311 Anonymous sage
How is this health and fitness related?
sage
1 hours later 20596327 Anonymous
>>20594757
wrong for the women maybe.
1 hours later 20596330 Anonymous
>>20596244
? If there was a wild pitbull running around being threatening, it would be right to shoot it. Same thing here, wild animal on the loose. The cop at least should have shot him on sight.
1 hours later 20596340 Anonymous
>>20596311
He's /fit/ and does gymnastic in public naked.
1 hours later 20596422 Anonymous
Daily Reminder Guys: Creatine not even once.
1 hours later 20596477 Anonymous
>>20595030
that guy obviously didnt have a fear of aids, the way he kept wiping his exposed dick all over shit. im curious if he caught anything.
1 hours later 20596500 Anonymous
>>20595547
It's probably all dried and rubbed on him
like, he covered himself in piss and shit and then just rubbed it off. He still stinks, you can still tell he's covered in filth, but since he's black you can't really make out the slight shit smears
2 hours later 20596602 Anonymous
The amount of people that just went >niggers proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
2 hours later 20596606 Anonymous (1361913092799.jpg 264x240 15kB)
>>20596330
>The cop at least should have shot him on sight.
2 hours later 20596665 Anonymous
I wonder what happened to that dude. In both videos he shows some tricking skills, flexibility, he looks fit etc. That means he put effort into training. Kind of feel sorry for him.
2 hours later 20596677 Anonymous (lmfao-639-030712[1].jpg 639x399 62kB)
The fame got to him.
2 hours later 20596704 Anonymous
>>20596602
>having autism
2 hours later 20596728 Anonymous
Fronk is that you
2 hours later 20596744 Anonymous
>>20596704
actually he's having quite the opposite
>inb4 samefag
2 hours later 20596775 Anonymous
>>20596744
>>20596602
>samefag
2 hours later 20596806 Anonymous
>>20596744
>>20596602
Samefag.
2 hours later 20596823 Anonymous
>>20594506
>>20594759
No seriously, if I would have been there I would have tried to encourage some other guys to help me hold him down. 10+ average dudes could hold down a sikent high on PCP. Or possible break his arms in the process,
Also, this is why I live in TX. He would have been shot pretty quickly.
2 hours later 20596878 Anonymous
>>20596602
>nigger
2 hours later 20596902 Anonymous
so what do we form a /fit/ superheros squad or something now
2 hours later 20596908 Anonymous
yeah in the south this would have lasted all of 2 minutes.
thats the trade of repressive social enforced norm cultures versus free-er more open liberal cultures
2 hours later 20596938 Anonymous (1369023780125.jpg 277x242 23kB)
>>20596902
Holy fuck, yes.
2 hours later 20596977 Anonymous
>>20596744
Samefag w/dubs
2 hours later 20597012 Anonymous
>>20594455
>black watch
sign on wall
2 hours later 20597047 SumoDeadlifter
Inspector Redwood, it has to be!
2 hours later 20597096 Anonymous
Imagine feeling that free. I cans see why he did it if he weren't on drugs. Just doing whatever the fuck you want... must be glorious.
2 hours later 20597099 Anonymous
a simple guy on pcp. judging how the police officers are equipped and handle the situation...sf is a fairly crime free city and they don't encounter these people often
2 hours later 20597107 Anonymous
>>20594953
gtfo leddit
2 hours later 20597126 Anonymous
>>20595088
you should try reading the whole sentence. I know it's hard but just concentrate
2 hours later 20597158 Anonymous
>>20594939
>Women ever kicking the shit out of "most men"
Oh dear.
2 hours later 20597177 Anonymous
>>20595009
Guarantee you were taking it easy on her because she is a her and not a him.
2 hours later 20597184 Anonymous
>>20594939
most men wouldn't fight back if some guy came up to them and threatened them with violence or death unless they gave the attacker what they wanted. How do you know the guy isn't gonna stab you to death? Knives are the easiest things in the world to get hold of. With women the attacker can for her into sex, which is way worse than anything that can be stolen from a man (unless he's raped ofc, which is just as horrible, but luckily for men much rarer)
2 hours later 20597209 Anonymous
>>20594898
they probably don't take on men because they're the once doing the raping and robbing, so it wouldn't really work. Bus drivers having to pick up women is a good thing, you're a fucking idiot if you don't realize that
2 hours later 20597236 Anonymous
>>20594939
empowering women to defend themselves through either hand-to-hand self defense or weapons goes directly against the goals of feminism and the government, which keeps its power as long as people live in fear.
2 hours later 20597244 Anonymous (schemer.png 381x259 225kB)
but if I say that one man is going to flip around while naked in public, well then everyone loses their minds!
2 hours later 20597245 qt
>>20594455
i love this man
2 hours later 20597265 Anonymous
>>20597236
>hurr durr feminism
2 hours later 20597281 Anonymous
My new goalbody
2 hours later 20597296 Anonymous
am i the only one who is laughing their ass off?
2 hours later 20597317 Anonymous
why is she crying like a little bitch? all he did was push her over
>>20597296
no
2 hours later 20597350 Anonymous
>>20597317
>because women
>because estrogen/hormones
>because attention
>because fear of the pp contradicting their desires for the pp
2 hours later 20597359 Anonymous
>>20596823
The fuck, shot?
Come on, it's not like he was raping or trying to kill anyone. You don't even know what really happened there, it could have aswell been:
>Inspector Redwood chilling around with his friends
>He gets an headache, asks if anyone has aspirin
>Friend gives him acid instead for the giggles
>They leave him in by himself
>Redwood panics and takes his clothes off
>Tries to ask some woman for help without realizing what he is doing
>Texan hero shoots him and he dies
You really would want him dead, you fucking racist?
2 hours later 20597367 Anonymous
>>20596477
implying niggers don't aready have every disease
2 hours later 20597406 Anonymous
>>20597350
>because fear of the pp contradicting their desires for the pp
lol'd
...but seriously, that guy is aesthetic as fuck. In a different situation, like if he were in trunks at the beach, women would be mirin. If a naked aesthetic women approached me like that, or any man, we'd enjoy it because we think she's attractive. But for women, he's only attractive in the right situation and circumstances.
Makes no fucking sense.
2 hours later 20597424 Anonymous
2:31 what is he saying it is a message we must decode it
2 hours later 20597468 Anonymous (1357659620975.gif 500x220 503kB)
>>20594455
2 hours later 20597528 Anonymous
>>20597359
>implying lsd comes in tablet form
>implying you have any idea what lsd does
stay pleb
2 hours later 20597558 Anonymous
>>20594506
America? That's San Francisco. Try this shit in Arizona and see what happens.
2 hours later 20597560 Anonymous
I laughed my ass off at this.
Excellent gymnastics though
2 hours later 20597679 Anonymous
>>20597528
> Implying it doesn't
you can get in tabs, papertrips, microdots, liquid and even sugar cube, groover
2 hours later 20597683 Anonymous (1370491190565.jpg 600x400 57kB)
>>20596063
If he assaulted a woman I would. Fuck your country.
2 hours later 20597688 Anonymous
>>20596477
can't catch it twice
3 hours later 20597742 Anonymous
>>20597683
you sir, are a fucking faggot
3 hours later 20597758 KALOKAGATHIA
>>20597683
>criminals have to be gunned down
LEL you stupid cunt acting like nobody in your family could have mental problems
3 hours later 20597805 Anonymous
>>20597758
Acting like no one in your family could have been beaten, raped, overpowered, or killed by someone acting violent in a pubic place.
3 hours later 20597883 Anonymous
>>20594455
>guy flys out of nowhere with no clothes and a fucking fro
>Ma'am run!
>some girl falls on her ass backwards
>he goes trying to pick her up
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH
I'd have been laughing my ass off
3 hours later 20597903 Anonymous
this is the funniest shit.
base Brazilian fitness god, i do not pretend to understand your actions, but I know you mean well!
3 hours later 20597963 Anonymous
>>20594455
Even though Zyzz has passed away, the legacy of aesthetic bastards doing neat things lives on.
3 hours later 20598129 Anonymous
>tfw you realise he was just trying to pick her up
>tfw i kind of wished she was actually raped to justify her stupid fucking reaction
3 hours later 20598208 Anonymous
Dat beta cameraman.
>Mam? WATCH OUT MAAAAAM!
>Mam! Oh no... Run mam! Ruuun!
>Mam come with me! In my... BOOTH!
>*Fumbles witrh keys and door* P-please stay in here
>Then he catches a glimpse of the beautiful jungle cat currently doing naked handstands.
>"Oh my... Oh.." Dat dere withold orgasm.
3 hours later 20598262 Anonymous
>>20594683
>crying girl watches video, recounting the horrible experience
>notices her face isn't blurred out
>sues Bart for millions
'Murrica
3 hours later 20598332 Anonymous
>>20596823
>"No seriously guise, i would have stopped him."
>"Guise, i am sooper serious i would have stopped him!"
>"Guise!!.... ;["
This is the internet, it's okay to cheer the naked man doing handstands after rubbing his penis against people on.
3 hours later 20598407 Anonymous
he's sexy and he knows it
3 hours later 20598431 Anonymous
>>20597683
>being this much of a beta white knight
top lel
3 hours later 20598614 KALOKAGATHIA
>>20597805
that's a risk that all of us have in this shitty society that doesn't care about people.
>>20597903
He's brazilian?
3 hours later 20598646 Anonymous
>>20596422
this.
3 hours later 20598656 Anonymous
>>20598431
He's just a little anon don't be mean :((
3 hours later 20598665 Anonymous (hitlel.jpg 700x599 72kB)
>>20598208
>beautiful jungle cat
3 hours later 20598692 Anonymous
this is now a dubs thread
4 hours later 20599486 Anonymous
>>20597099
If you ever to go to SF, you'll notice that on just about every building house and apartment is covered in bars.
Not drinking bars, because I would live a very short and happy life there if there was alchohol served everywhere there. Bars so that people can't break in and rub shit covered dicks all over your sleeping face while doing backflips.
4 hours later 20599633 Anonymous
>>20598431
>beta whiteknight
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you even trying to protect that chimp going insane all over the subway? You're one fucking beta bitch here you retarded coward.
I am a Slav and hell, we're not perfect, but the guy would be beaten to a bloody sack of shit in seconds where I'm from if he was lucky. What the hell's going on with your feminine societies Westerners, get your shit together
4 hours later 20599855 Anonymous
>>20597317
I think most people would be upset if a shit covered naked man pushed them over.
4 hours later 20599969 Anonymous
>>20597406
I think you would probably be super confused if a naked 10/10 grill walked up and pushed you over.
The fear of the titties would contradickt the love of the titties and you would be more misogynistic.
You would also spaghetti and be overwhelmed by that feel when no gf as the hottest grill you've seen in your life just fucked your shit while you were to stunned to react.
4 hours later 20600188 Anonymous
>>20594455
Glorious motherfucker
4 hours later 20600229 Anonymous
>>20596823
white knight detected
going out of your way and shooting people to protect some bitch you don't know, top lel
5 hours later 20600348 Anonymous
>>20599633
For real. Imagine what would happen if some idiot tried this in the Moscow Metro. He'd get fucked up.
5 hours later 20600382 Anonymous
>>20594832
>I don't think that you understand. Women are taught that any man could at any point rape them or hurt them or over power them, in most women's minds that threat is always there and when the threat seems real (as in this case) it can really get to you. Imagine that you honestly thought that you were inches from being raped?
>Think all men are out to rape them
>Go out dressed like a slut and get drunk
5 hours later 20600408 Anonymous
>why isn't anyone stopping him?
I'll put myself in their shoes for a sec:
1. You can get sued for ANYTHING here in the U.S. Being a good citizen is not worth it.
2. Touching a crazy naked black guy? I've seen enough crack addicts to know that is a bad idea.
3. How would you stop him? Deck him? No, that's a one-way street to Hate Crime City. Grapple with him? No, I can think of things I'd rather be doing than wrestling with a crazy naked black guy in a public place.
4. It's San Fran, so he's probably gay too. I don't need AIDS.
5 hours later 20600509 Anonymous
>>20595220
>oh for fucks sake... when people used to have this kind of fun, it was remembered fondly as some sort of half-legend... people could do drugs and get up to all manner of horseplay and be ok... now some cunt with a cellphone will brand you for life for making one mistake
It's ironic that we were all worried about Big Brother when Little Brother does all his work for him.
5 hours later 20600523 Anonymous
> naked manlet harrasses every one on train station
> 6'2 cop arrives and manlet Drops on the floor
When will manlets learn?
5 hours later 20600573 Anonymous
i'm not surprised so many of you think that the female he harassed was acting irrational afterwards
you'd have to have seen some shit and known some people to understand why her reaction was the way it was.
it takes a man to respect that, and while i hate to generalize, i don't expect a lot of men to be posting on 4chan.
5 hours later 20600615 Anonymous
>>20600573
1/10, made me chuckle
5 hours later 20600670 Anonymous
>>20600615
10/10, proved my point
5 hours later 20600711 Anonymous
>>20600670
internet behaviour != real life behaviour
5 hours later 20600752 Anonymous
>>20600711
thoughts != behavior
people are more inclined to post their true thoughts online, anonymously
5 hours later 20600802 Anonymous
>>20600752
true, theyre also more prone to joke about things and take them less seriously too
5 hours later 20600846 Anonymous (1351069424489.jpg 415x340 140kB)
>>20600523
5 hours later 20600872 Anonymous
>>20600802
also true, but with the amount of >tfwnogf and feels threads, i'm inclined to think they're serious about their unearned misogynous behavior
5 hours later 20600970 Anonymous
>>20594455
OMG HE WENT NEAR A GIRL OMG RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHECK YOUR GENDER PRIVILEGE
5 hours later 20600973 Anonymous (chris_rock_nigger_ass_mother_fucker.jpg 297x280 22kB)
>>20600523
manlet myself, but I loled.
5 hours later 20600974 Anonymous
Nigggers truly are fucking retarded
5 hours later 20601042 Anonymous
>>20600872
im not a /fit/ regular so i wouldnt know, i just happened to see this thread when i mis clicked and wound up here
5 hours later 20601057 Anonymous
>>20594455
he is a ufc fighter or some shit like that
Can someone link the version with the "I'm sexy and I know it" song?
5 hours later 20601072 Anonymous
ha none of you faggots would of done anything to that guy. You can talk tough all you want but we all know that no one fucks with crazy homeless people
5 hours later 20601078 Anonymous
>>20601057
He's an acrobat.
5 hours later 20601102 Anonymous
>>20601042
haha, there is a reason OP said "okay /fit/, which one of you did this?" moreso than the dude just being fit
double entendres are the best
5 hours later 20601306 Anonymous
This is probably the most liberal city in your country, yet people scream seeing a naked guy. Get your shit together, America.
5 hours later 20601339 Anonymous
>People hating on black people
They're fucking bros. And I'm white
5 hours later 20601423 Anonymous
Creatine.....not even once
5 hours later 20601493 Anonymous
>>20601339
black people are indeed bros but niggers, black people mastering the ways of welfare and gangsterism are scum
6 hours later 20601511 Anonymous
It would've been awesome if the guy in the booth locked him and the girl in and started to take of his clothes as well at 00:45.
6 hours later 20601552 Anonymous
>>20597359
10stars post, love you
6 hours later 20601598 Anonymous
>>20594643
Shut the fuck up guy.
6 hours later 20601610 Anonymous (945460_516092961779017_1031717070_n.jpg 960x758 82kB)
One of the pics from his facebook.
6 hours later 20601618 Anonymous (10808_10151688651524066_1262315510_n.jpg 560x373 38kB)
>>20601610
6 hours later 20601644 Anonymous (417788_396705577096775_1476133996_n.jpg 633x720 62kB)
>>20601618
I bet jews did it.
6 hours later 20601672 Anonymous
>>20601610
>>20601618
who's facebook?
6 hours later 20601708 Anonymous
>>20601672
Who do you think
yeiner.perez.395?viewer_id=0
6 hours later 20601815 Anonymous
You have nothing to gain by fighting a naked guy caked in his own urine and feces.
>You win.
Congratulations, you beat a naked crazy person, such a big strong man, aint ya?
>You lose.
World Star Hip Hop: White knight gets knocked the FUCK OUT. + you bend the knee to the bbc.
6 hours later 20601896 Anonymous
What a fucking hero, pretty fucking athletic, too.
That sorta aerial thing he did off that silver box after the bicycle kicks, solid landing.
Hella respeck.
6 hours later 20601946 Anonymous
>>20601672
>Americans in charge of grammar
Who's potato?
6 hours later 20601974 Anonymous
That was pretty fucking amazing, I don't get why they all get so upset, I would've laughed my ass off and bought the dude a beer.
6 hours later 20601987 Anonymous
>>20601708
Oh I was confused since the pics you linked weren't actually his. Just stuff he'd shared
6 hours later 20602021 Anonymous (frink.gif 490x400 26kB)
watching this while listening to eye of the tiger
>perfect
6 hours later 20602134 Anonymous
>>20594914
Oh fuck my sides
6 hours later 20602136 Anonymous
>>20596908
I don't know which is supposed to be which. When I lived in the midwest I though SF had a more free culture. After living there for a few years I realized it's the opposite. There's a very strong set of norms in the Bay Area, they're just different from in the south. Overall, I think people are more free in the red states, unless they're gay or need abortions. Then you're 100x better off somewhere else.
6 hours later 20602169 Anonymous
>>20595196
>HUEHUEHUEHUE
>ME DO THE FLIPS
>ME NAKED THE SUBWAY HUEHUEHUE
>BRBRBR
I bet when he went up to those women he said "BR? GIBE GOLD PLZ NEED MOUNT PLZ I AM BRAZIL PLZ"
6 hours later 20602187 Anonymous
>>20598614
It's already happened to someone I care about, and I'm not gonna let it happen again. God help the mentally ill guy who attacks someone when I'm carrying.
6 hours later 20602221 Anonymous
>>20595279
The funniest comment in this whole clusterfuck of a thread doesn't have one comment. Well dude, you made me laugh.
6 hours later 20602252 Anonymous
>>20595018
>mfw men are several times more likely to be victims of violent crimes than women
>mfw i have no face
6 hours later 20602314 Anonymous
>>20595220
you can't be serious
6 hours later 20602345 Anonymous
>>20602252
That stat is thrown way off due to gang activity and men getting into random bar fights. Being targeted by someone without provoking at all is many times more likely for a woman.
6 hours later 20602377 Anonymous
>>20596602
this pasta
6 hours later 20602425 almondox
I had no clue Reggie Watts was ottermode
7 hours later 20602762 Anonymous
>>20601815
>>You lose.
>World Star Hip Hop
Sides obliterated
7 hours later 20602828 Anonymous
>>20594506
It's San Francisco. Not really the bastion of manliness.
7 hours later 20603298 Anonymous
>>20602314
I am. Maybe you should consider the fact that you might have a giant stick up your ass. People get up to shit like that on alcohol and drugs. Most of my friends have had a fucked up night they'd rather forget and they can because we're not douchebags waiting to take pics of anyone in an embarrassing situation. People like you sicken me for not knowing what's wrong with that.
8 hours later 20603729 Anonymous
>>20602345
>female privilege is not getting in random bar fights
>female privilege is being able to act like a stuck up brat and not having to worry about physical consequences for your faggotry
8 hours later 20603753 Anonymous
>>20603298
if you watched the original video and thought there wasn't any problem with getting high, naked, covered in shit, and accosting random people then i've got some bad news for you buddy
inb4 moralfag
8 hours later 20603818 Anonymous
>>20594455
dem glutes tho
8 hours later 20604495 Anonymous (1369430515087.png 725x568 427kB)
Why is everyone talking about BBC.
This wasn't even in Great Britan, London England. Why would you talk about the news.
You anons are all stoopid.
9 hours later 20604649 Anonymous
>>20604495
oh you
9 hours later 20604680 Anonymous
tbh if a naked guy was doing flips and waving his cock around whatever but when he charged some of those girls that's assault and battery they really felt like some shit was going to happen. it doesnt matter whether you guys think you're so alpha he can't hurt anyone even the threat of coercion is enough to get him in serious trouble. i'd be curious to see what they arrested him with. personally i'd let him do whatever the fuck he wants unless he really went after one of the girls no one wants to touch a naked black dude surprised police officer didn't just tazer him
9 hours later 20604802 Anonymous
>nude guy approached me once
>ripped as fuck
>assume hes a fighter
>bomb right hook to the chin
>dude bounces head off the pavement
>out cold
>starts shaking violently and snoring
>think i killed the fucker
>casually run the fuck away
9 hours later 20604823 Anonymous
>>20604802
>/fit/ in a post
9 hours later 20604846 Anonymous
>>20594455
Fucking black people. Not even once...
9 hours later 20604864 Anonymous
>>20598431
You're an idiot
9 hours later 20604898 Anonymous
>>20604680
Authorities arrested the man, 24-year-old Yeiner Perez, for attacking a passenger and a transit employee, and took him to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.
After that he was released.
Police charged him with misdemeanor battery.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/12/us/ca lifornia-naked-bart-man/
Thats not as terrible as I'd imagine he coulda gotten
9 hours later 20604922 Anonymous
>>20594455
Nice dubs.
Hey blackanons, why do you allow this shit to happen? Obviously there is crazy whites but not nearly as many per capita as blacks. Fug
9 hours later 20604924 Anonymous
fucking hippie california. In NYC this guy would have gotten the shit beat out of him the minute he touched a woman.
Then, 20 minutes later, the cops would have showed up, and shoved a few batons up his ass, after NYers knocked him out.
9 hours later 20604939 Anonymous
>>20604924
Didn't they just try to take away your assault soda pops?
Nice try.
9 hours later 20604959 Anonymous
yet another reason to get ripped as all hell
im not going to put up with this shit.
9 hours later 20604979 Anonymous
>>20604922
it's happening
9 hours later 20604987 Anonymous
>>20604954
That would have helped as Bart Man flipped over them, the heat signature from his flailing cock probably could have been a good target.
9 hours later 20605018 Anonymous
>tfw I wouldn't have done anything by myself
At least I'm man enough to admit it.
9 hours later 20605063 Anonymous
>>20596025
>>20596823
>Guy jumping around doing niggatrix, being hilarious but scaring people without really harming any of them.
>Shoot him
"HURR HURR BUNCH OF DISARMED FAGGOT PACIFISTS"
Did you notice that 90% of the people that walked by just didn't give a shit and went about their day because there wasn't actually any kind of real threat? Of course there were the hysterical hens and that pussy ass nigga who got chased by the dude and maybe exchanged some light shoves and slaps "IMA FILE AN ASSAULT CHARGE ON HIS AISS." That was a small dumb minority that any other state is going to have. Americans are so extremely divided over differences that don't even exist.
9 hours later 20605069 King Milkfart
6_grams_of_Creatine.avi
9 hours later 20605071 Anonymous
>>20594744
If you saw an unarmed naked guy just coming at you, you might not be scared because you're a male and it's very unlikely that the guy will try to rape you. If a girl sees a naked guy coming at them, they SHOULD be scared because it's pretty likely that the guy has intentions to rape them.
9 hours later 20605082 Anonymous
ITT: My state/city is better than yours and would have handled business
9 hours later 20605087 Anonymous
>>20605063
A crazed nigger high on jenkem was grabbing at people and shit. You can't just say "Well, he probably isn't going to do something too bad." If someone was armed and decided to put one in that freaks chest I wouln't be too upset.
9 hours later 20605097 Anonymous
>>20605071
because there are gangs of naked men running around raping women
9 hours later 20605107 Anonymous (Libs91Oaklelnd Commiefornia.jpg 1353x2792 918kB)
>>20605082
Californian detected.
9 hours later 20605125 Anonymous
>>20605097
i love you for giving me that mental image
also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE_w bO45FYE
9 hours later 20605158 Anonymous
>>20605097
I didn't say that, I said IF it were to ever happen. It's not like that woman in the video was gonna get raped, because, I mean, she's in a subway station with a hundred other people, many of which would jump in to help. But if she were approached by that guy if no one else were around? That's a fairly valid reason to be freaked the fuck out and sobbing.
9 hours later 20605169 Anonymous
>>20605087
except most everyone in that video did think just that. What is he going to do? Viciously claw someone to death? Had he actually started wailing on anyone people would have swarmed and put him down.
I like your mentality though and I hope you shoot an unarmed person one day and get to spend the rest of your life getting assfucked by niggas like the one you shot.
9 hours later 20605181 Anonymous
>>20605097
Statistics show that 69% of all rapes involve an exposed penis.
9 hours later 20605200 Anonymous
Fuckin Reggie Watts....
9 hours later 20605204 Anonymous
>>20605107
Actually Texan.
I bet you're just as bad as those pesky libs, just on the opposite end of the spectrum.
9 hours later 20605214 Anonymous
>>20605158
because there are crazy rapists committing crimes all the time completely at random to women who stray too far from the pack
9 hours later 20605231 Anonymous
Mirin that limberness
9 hours later 20605247 King Milkfart (3aaa.jpg 350x524 52kB)
>>20605200
>mfw this is better than 99% of commercial music released nowadays
http://youtu.be/3HQLTwIIHXo?t=3m12s
9 hours later 20605251 Anonymous
>>20605214
>>20605158
stop watching netflix and reconnect with reality pls.
9 hours later 20605256 Anonymous (Liberals4.jpg 960x754 280kB)
>>20605169
>Hoping someone goes to jail because they kill some worthless piece of shit crazy
9 hours later 20605269 Anonymous
>>20605247
You ever watch Comedy Bang Bang? It's alright. 6/10 maybe better. WOuld recommend.
9 hours later 20605277 Anonymous
>>20605169
you do realize he repeatedly kicked a guy trying to make him let go of a woman's arms and shit was about to go down as both of them raised their arms and the nigger chased the guy, right?
9 hours later 20605416 Anonymous
>>20605277
So they were about to fight? I forgot every brawl is a fatal struggle of life and death and should be handled by shooting one of the fighters. Great logic.
>>20605256
>I'm going to shoot an unarmed guy i know nothing about and hasn't done anything explicitly wrong that warrants death because ITS MUH RIGHT
I'm not even a liberal but you sure do sound like Grade A bitter neckbeard autist who is incredibly disconnected with society from too much /pol/ and video-games
9 hours later 20605442 Anonymous
>>20599486
hahaha
9 hours later 20605506 Anonymous
>>20605416
did I say he needed to be shot? I was simply adressing your "had he actually started wailing on people" point
he did
that's all
calm your tits
9 hours later 20605512 Anonymous
brb growing hair 2 feet long and running around the train station making women cry and doing gymnastics
10 hours later 20605611 Anonymous
>>20596202
lolwut
I'm armed and I would have shot the fucker, no questions if he assaulted my girl like that
10 hours later 20605653 Anonymous
Also public nudity is not illegal in SF.
10 hours later 20605671 Anonymous (1368301595349.jpg 575x350 15kB)
>>20605416
You don't know what he's capable of. Self-defense is self-defense, no matter what.
I'd feel like my life was at risk if some dude was drugged out of his mind and attacking people at random, especially women. Especially when he's naked. Who knows what he's capable of?
10 hours later 20605707 Anonymous (1360205660080.gif 320x240 2944kB)
>>20605063
Wasn't it your country that just sat there while a muslim beheaded one of your soldiers in the middle of the street?
11 hours later 20607587 Anonymous
>>20605671
No you're just the reason why half the nation wants to ban firearms. The Old West is over and done with, it's not coming back (until space cowboys [ooh boy i can't wait]). You're triggerhappy, vindictive and are just hoping for any excuse to blow somebody away without any repercussions for whatever reasons you have. You probably want to experience some dumbass fantasy of being a big fuckin' hero that shoots the "bad guy" and saves the damsel who will then mabye finally take your virginity like all the movies you watch and videogames you play (or whatever else is the cause of your disconnect with reality). Oh, and before you jump to your fucking "libtard brit" strawman argument I'm a Texan and I own an arsenal as well. I conceal carry on occasion but honestly the U.S. isn't really as dangerous as your fantasy seems to think it is, you should visit South Africa sometime. Unless you go out of your way to find the poorest neighborhood you can and are looking for trouble you're not in that much danger that you have to keep your hand on your holster twitching your eyes around looking for an opportunity to light somebody up like a spaz. The last thing I ever want to do is be forced to shoot another person and hope such a situation will never arise. I am perfectly satisfied with being able to hunt and plink for fun and sport and having the peace of mind to know I at least had the means to defend myself even though I hope such a situation never comes about (and probably never will). Americans often get confused between what they have a RIGHT to do and what they SHOULD do.
You're every bit the same cancer libtards are and you're destroying this nation.
12 hours later 20608616 Anonymous
>>20607587
You're a moron/ Back to reddit you can get upsagans for your pasta there.
12 hours later 20608659 Anonymous
>>20608616
>pasta
Sure thing m8. You might help your cause by saying why its dumb. Did you even learn how to create a counterargument yet?
13 hours later 20608670 Anonymous (reddlt3.jpg 1224x1632 388kB)
>>20607587
Bump for visibility of this reddit fuck
13 hours later 20608793 Anonymous
>>20608670
>Posts a realistic opinion that isn't trying to be edgy /b/ tier shit
>must be reddit
>reviving a dead thread
>shiggy
13 hours later 20609399 Anonymous
>>20605107
>not being a californian
enjoy your shitty excuse of a state while you try and make yourself believe that the vacant landmass between NY and CA actually matters
14 hours later 20609560 Anonymous
>>20604922
not many crazy whites huh?
ha
14 hours later 20609811 Anonymous
>>20594611
>being this delusional
wow, i know its hard being a nigger, but this is just scary.
14 hours later 20609962 Anonymous
>>20595058
>lol its funny cuz its obviously homo
You are so incredibly unfunny.
14 hours later 20609971 schtangist
>>20594813
lol, was gonna suggest this
he would be stabbed in a sec
and quite a big number of homophobes/racists in here won't help him either
i feel sorry for USbros that acknowledge to live in such a pussyville
15 hours later 20610076 Anonymous
Would you kick him in the dick /fit/?
15 hours later 20610359 Anonymous
>>20600229
12edgy65me
18 hours later 20612303 Anonymous
>>20594455
>He will try to hit the window and these windows are not bulletproof so it will shatter
18 hours later 20612317 King Milkfart
>>20612303
Good thing she knew when to use her PhD in glass.
20 hours later 20613260 Anonymous
is this guy like high as fuck?
im really confused by this video
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