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2013-06-03 03:41 20386056 Anonymous (Snapshot_20130602_5.jpg 640x480 37kB)
>tfw going to mexico >tfw every girl is going to think I'm rich just bc I'm from estados unidos. >tfw ill still somehow manage to fuck my chances of loosing that v any tips my fellow mexi /fit/ bros? also how do i preserve my gains when im kidnapped by cartels

1 min later 20386076 Anonymous
>>20386056 where are you going?

1 min later 20386088 Anonymous
>>20386056 Mexican girls are ugly but they'll probably fuck you just for being white if you're that desperate

2 min later 20386099 Anonymous
>>20386056 Considering that Mexican women are one of the loosest races, it can't be that hard.

3 min later 20386116 Anonymous
>>20386088 mexicans in us are ugly mexicans in guadalajara or cancun are hot

4 min later 20386119 Anonymous
>>20386076 zacatecas. Visiting the fam >>20386088 >implying im white

4 min later 20386120 Anonymous
Say goodbye to your head OP

4 min later 20386130 Anonymous
>>20386119 I know nothing about zacatecas but I do live in Mexico.

4 min later 20386132 Anonymous
>>20386120 does that mean i can say goodbye to my gains

5 min later 20386153 Anonymous
They won't necessarily think you're rich, but they'll want to jump in your pants as soon as they see you. However girls here are ugly as fuck, and most of them pudgy or skinnyfat. Except the white ones. Also where are you going?

6 min later 20386168 Anonymous
>>20386119 Where in Zacatecas? My parents are from Jerez...

7 min later 20386172 Anonymous
>>20386153 zacatecas. Not going anywhere vacationy, just to visit family

7 min later 20386187 Anonymous
OP be sure to use condoms and viagra.

8 min later 20386195 Anonymous (Capturedfadfadf.png 321x76 9kB)
>>20386168 loreto. omg this captcha

8 min later 20386197 Anonymous
>tfw haven't gone to mexico since I was 12 Godddamn I want to go so badly

8 min later 20386207 Anonymous
>>20386172 That's cool, have a good time. Don't go out at night alone though.

9 min later 20386220 Anonymous
>tfw living in mexico all those stereotypes only apply to poor people

9 min later 20386221 Anonymous (3456e5yhdtrg.jpg 480x600 107kB)
>>20386119 Mexifag here, Zacatecas is fucking no man's land, dry as a bone and hot as fuck, my ex gf was from there, and most women there are pretty hot and cool, but like any other place, you'll find fatasses and ugly bitches, but the fact that you're from the US is almost a guarantee for pussy

10 min later 20386222 Anonymous (image.jpg 511x428 62kB)
>nobody ever visits my state

10 min later 20386232 Anonymous
>>20386220 where are you from negroid?

11 min later 20386235 Anonymous
>>20386220 And rich people try to act white.

11 min later 20386242 Anonymous
OP, i lost my virginity in brazil.. like my 2nd or 3rd day there i was 20 or 21 at the time (and like i said still a virgin) my first day there i made out with 4 girls at once.. good luck bro. i once knew dat feel

12 min later 20386274 Anonymous
>>20386235 >>20386235 Im not rich, Im just not poor. my friends and part of my family are white skinned though >>20386232 yucatan, possibly one of the poorest states

13 min later 20386277 Anonymous
How do you suddenly go to Mexico and get laid? My uncle owns 100+ acres of land and several houses about an hour south of the border. Will that help me?

14 min later 20386293 Anonymous
>>20386277 also I don't speak spanish and we're all blonde+blue eyed

14 min later 20386301 Anonymous
>>20386274 I live in the opposite side, the other peninsula. any mexican recipes/foods that could be /fit/ related?

15 min later 20386322 Anonymous
>>20386242 fuark. If thats true, its going to suck when i get back to the states and i'm just an average guy

15 min later 20386324 Anonymous
>>20386301 You're asking for an endless list there

16 min later 20386349 Anonymous
>>20386301 brazo de reina. shit's filled with hard boiled eggs

18 min later 20386383 Anonymous
>>20386324 i know but everything is mostly good for bulk

21 min later 20386438 Anonymous
i didnt think there was this many mexis on here

22 min later 20386466 Anonymous
>Mexican people saying their own women are ugly. >Beautifull and ugly people existe everywhere. Oh and I was about to ask why do you still virgins.

23 min later 20386483 Anonymous
Going to TJ OP? I hear they charge extra for whiteboys because they think we have more money

24 min later 20386502 Anonymous
>>20386483 I think this applies anywhere where whites are a minority

24 min later 20386503 Anonymous
>>20386483 because americans go to some touristic bars and that's it, obviously is more expensive than other places

24 min later 20386509 Anonymous
>>20386466 the best looking girl ive ever seen was mexican.

26 min later 20386534 Anonymous
>>20386503 So are the less-touristy places still open to tourists? My friends always joke about taking the 3-4 hour drive down and just banging hookers all night

26 min later 20386536 Anonymous
>>20386438 >mexis I know you're trying to be friendly but, don't say that word again please.

29 min later 20386596 Anonymous (Yuno.jpg 640x480 54kB)
>>20386509 The girl in the pic was on my highschool and she's mexican. I think she's pretty for a good standard. She was my girlfriend a long time ago.

30 min later 20386606 Anonymous (525215_172561222900621_2090595993_n.jpg 659x505 63kB)
>>20386534 usually people would say it's not safe for americans or anyone who isn't from Tijuana. if you want something better just drive down to Rosarito (about 10 minutes from TJ) or Ensenada (about an hour). a lot of americans and people from all around the state go to Rosarito during the summer, pic related

30 min later 20386607 Anonymous (dsadas.png 355x310 241kB)
here's a mexican chick I know she good enough for you gringos?

31 min later 20386631 Anonymous
>>20386168 holy shit, mine are from Jerez too

35 min later 20386707 Anonymous
>>20386056 Are serious? People don't think you are rich because you live in the US unless your family comes from a poor part of Mexico. If you were blonde you would had more of a chance but you have the skin tone of your average mexican so everyone will simply assume you are mexican. If you get lucky it will be because you have a good physique (considering normal people standards) not because you are "american", so don't brag about it, no one likes entitled chicanos.

37 min later 20386747 Anonymous
Mexican apothecaries sell some stuff they don't sell in the states. Use the trip for more gains nom'sayin?

38 min later 20386756 Anonymous
>>20386707 >no one likes entitled chicanos chilango prieto detected

39 min later 20386780 Anonymous
>>20386707 im a white guy that doesn't speak spanish but likes mexican girls. any suggestions of places to go?

44 min later 20386860 Anonymous
>>20386747 I'd have a hard time getting it throough customs. Unless i stick it in my butthole no homo

47 min later 20386909 Anonymous
>>20386860 get a PO box back in the states, mail what you need, CD's don't really happen much unless you're shipping dealer quantities.

53 min later 20386999 Anonymous
>>20386596 i dont reallly think shes that goodlooking

1 hours later 20387169 Anonymous
Pale skin chicano checking in. I went down to Mexico (visited Monterrey, Durango, Zacatecas,) and was a little bit intimidated. We went out to the club one night and I was definitely one of the more fit dudes there, but I didn't want to approach any of the hot girls because of the group they were in. Always seemed like there were some sketchy looking people in there group. The uglier ones i didn't really bother with. This was in Durango btw in some more modern club.

1 hours later 20387181 Anonymous
>>20386277 you can't own land in mexico, it's all government property. your uncle is RENTING 100 acres of land

1 hours later 20387201 Anonymous (1364623466514.gif 424x240 945kB)
>>20387181 wut? no

1 hours later 20387224 Anonymous
>>20386596 >>20386607 gross

1 hours later 20387242 Anonymous
>>20386780 hell, race traitor

1 hours later 20387253 Anonymous (1332885409015.jpg 126x126 3kB)
>>20387242

1 hours later 20387264 Anonymous
>>20387201 saying no doesn't make it not true. all the land in mexico is government owned and people can only rent the land

1 hours later 20387286 Anonymous
>>20387242 Fellow stormfag?

1 hours later 20387293 Anonymous
>>20387253 looks like the media kikes were successful with their brainwashing and pushing towards white genocide

1 hours later 20387304 Anonymous
>>20387286 yes

1 hours later 20387342 Anonymous
>>20387304 Well met, don't bother with trying to talk race traitors out of it, they for some reason seem to justify betraying their own genetics and won't listen to what those who aren't supporters of liberals and kikes have to say.

1 hours later 20387347 Anonymous (1364915120421.jpg 719x719 70kB)
>>20386536 Whatever spic

1 hours later 20387352 Anonymous
>>20387293 >>20387293 fucking mexicans are going to overrun our beautiful country in a solid 5 years

1 hours later 20387371 Anonymous
>>20387352 >fattest country beautifull. u mad witeboi?

1 hours later 20387375 Anonymous
>>20387264 Under the Mexican Constitution, only Mexicans have the right to own land or receive mineral or water rights. Foreigners have the right to own real property, provided they do not invoke the protection of their government. That sounds reasonable enough, doesn't it? All this means is that any dispute concerning land ownership will be decided by Mexican courts, treating foreign landowners the same as Mexican nationals. Foreigners have no legal recourse in the legal system of their homelands. This is done to prevent the historic recurrence, prevalent in Latin America in the past 200 years, of a capital-exporting country meddling in the sovereign affairs of another nation to protect a private party's economic interests. Foreigners are prohibited from directly owning real estate within the "Forbidden Zones" of 100 kilometers of the Mexican border and 50 kilometers of its coasts. Within these restricted areas, foreign ownership is possible under a fideicomiso, or bank trust. Under the fideicomiso (pronounced Fee-deh-com-ee-so), a Mexican bank trust is created for a period of 50 years, and the trust may be extended for another like period. Legal title to the property is held by the bank, as trustee, and beneficial use is held by the property buyer.

1 hours later 20387384 Anonymous
>>20387264 It is not. There is a law about foreigner not owning land close to the borders and coast, but that's it. Americans usually use mexican frontmen to avoid the law.

1 hours later 20387387 Anonymous (02062013103.jpg 1200x1600 171kB)
>>20386056 If you're alpha and fun you will do just fine. Look at this gut and manboobs. I've fucked a different girl ALMOST every weekend for 2 years now, not every weekend, sometimes even for a whole month without action, but I'd dare say I've had my good share of 8/10 and 9/10 girls. Once the girls are up for a fucking they don't care about you being fat, they just want the D, maybe if you dick is HUGE they may not want to do it after seen it, I have a friend with a huge dick no homo and this has happened to him a few times. I'd say clothes are 80% of the work. Nice clothes can get you laid. Don't go alone, go with someone that knows the places and can fight. Not all women are sluts, I've seen 10/10 girls with ugly fuckers. So think about it.

1 hours later 20387388 Anonymous
>>20387352 Not from US, but I feel your pain. multiculturalism is white genocide

1 hours later 20387411 Anonymous
>>20387375 yeah whoever owns that land can only keep it for a set amount of time. for like 100 years or so and then the land is given back to the government

1 hours later 20387425 Anonymous
>>20387387 >if youre alpha Well, theres my problem

1 hours later 20387434 Anonymous (1369701702221.jpg 732x1452 555kB)
>>20387388 i feel you. race traitors are the worst people in existence

1 hours later 20387439 Anonymous
>>20387411 Where are you getting that the land has to be given to the government, is owned by the government, and is leased by the government? In most cases when a lease in a forbidden zone runs out the property goes back to the Mexican owner. Mexico isn't communist.

1 hours later 20387467 Not OP
>>20387387 You just changed my life. Thank you.

1 hours later 20387483 Anonymous
>>20387439 On top of that, you can renew the lease with the Bank Trust anyway.

1 hours later 20387484 Anonymous
Gringos can own land, they just can't own land close to the borders or coast, shit about prevention in case of a war. San Miguel De Allende, Guanajuato is full of gringos.

1 hours later 20387507 Anonymous
>>20387484 They can lease it and renew the lease indefinitely near borders or coastline, it is just that all legal matters have to be dealt with in mexican courts, and foreign governments can't be drawn into the equation.

1 hours later 20387521 Anonymous
Guy with the uncle who owns 100+ acres here. He's been living about 1hour SE of Tijuana for over 50 years. I think his father owned it before him. He's got dual german/mexican citizenship.

1 hours later 20387560 Anonymous
Just tell them you're high up in Los Zetas. Tell EVERYONE, in the village. Let there be no doubt that you're affiliated with a gang. Then post results later

1 hours later 20387571 Anonymous
Sinaloense over here. First off, since you don't look very Gringo at all (No clear eyes/Blond hair/White Skin) you won't get pussy right away, but being foreign still helps. From what I've experienced, Mexican parties go apeshit in every aspect, that means you'll have shit-tons of fun but you'll have to play carefully, too. 10/10 mentally stable girls are usually hard as fuck to get or taken, and the mentally unstable ones...well they're fucking crazy and you might as well get into trouble for doing as much as hitting on one of those. Going against myths, the place is really not that violent. You'll be safe unless you're involved in that kind of stuff. As for thieves and the like, it's not that common and only happens in the big cities (Guadalajara and Cd. of Mexico), but then again so can be said about every other single big city in the world. Enjoy your stay on Mexico, hermano

1 hours later 20387671 Anonymous
Come to Monterrey OP, bunch of QTs here

1 hours later 20387743 Anonymous (1368806118010.png 840x2903 134kB)
Jeez

1 hours later 20387795 Anonymous
any Guadalajara bro know about this community called La hermosa provincia? apparently it's a religious community with not so religious women

1 hours later 20387841 Anonymous (1358747821194.gif 283x200 386kB)
Any mexico city fags?

2 hours later 20388273 Anonymous
>>20387743 looks like someone grew up watching disney channels all throughout their childhood >MUH MULTICULTURALISM

2 hours later 20388329 Anonymous
>>20387795 >>20387841 fuck off chilangos

2 hours later 20388368 Anonymous
>>20388273 >Walt Disney >not an outspoken anti-semite

2 hours later 20388425 Anonymous
>>20388368 he's dead. jews took his place. turn on the disney channel and watch what's on. a family with adopted indian, black, mexican, chinese, redheads and more abominations all in one. they push white genocide more than any channel i've ever witnessed

3 hours later 20389657 Anonymous
>>20388425 you're just as brainwashed by theories if you think marrying out of your race is bad. If the girl is smart, attractive, and has good values then it's a win bro. get w the program and lighten up.

4 hours later 20390095 Anonymous
>>20389657 i couldn't possibly find anyone of another race attractive. i can only be attracted to whites only and not anything else. and no, it IS bad. white + white = white black + black = black white + black = black white + mexican = mexican white + asian = asian this is why it's called white genocide. years from now the white race will cease to exist

4 hours later 20390128 Anonymous
hope you dont get stabbed, but its going to be a very real possibility OP. stay safe

4 hours later 20390134 Anonymous
>>20386056 no tips for you as I'm not Mexican > gringo here however for you to keep as many gains as possible while the cartel has you tied up, I recommend 'swallowing' if you know what I Mean.

4 hours later 20390242 Anonymous
>>20390095 And? I'm white too and I don't give a fuck. You're very adamant about this subject, could it be because you have nothing to be proud of besides your false sense of superiority based off of your ethnicity?

4 hours later 20390502 Anonymous
>>20390242 unlike you, some people in this world care if their race manages to survive >false sense of superiority i don't even have to do anything to be superior because across the street there are probably 3 niggers raping an innocent white woman

4 hours later 20390627 Anonymous (branding_three_logopatch_600x400.jpg 600x400 19kB)
>>20390502 >raping >innocent lol okay

5 hours later 20390657 Anonymous
>>20386222 don't worry anon my uncle in the mexican army gets sent to the shitty swamp/dessert states, he'll visit you

5 hours later 20390707 Anonymous (1364686986255.jpg 535x892 97kB)
>>20386116 Mah nigga , if you want to get a easy girl go for the brown ones in oaxaca but there are the ones in guadalajara for example that are fucking beautiful but they are not easy

5 hours later 20391163 Anonymous
>>20387841 Chilango here living in Guadalajara Beautiful underage asses everywhere and less chaotic city

5 hours later 20391229 Anonymous
To be honest just being white has absolutly nothing to do with hooking up with mexican girls unless you're a 10/10 blonde guy. And don't be a faget, go to Guadalajara a couple of days, there's plenty of qts

5 hours later 20391254 Anonymous
>>20387484 >implying Pto. Vallarta and Yucatan is not full of old gringos

5 hours later 20391268 Anonymous
I'm a tall blonde white guy and I didn't get laid when I went to Mexico for a couple days. What are you guys talking about? Girls in the city or at a beach or what? Teach me how my whiteness gets me some pussy

6 hours later 20391354 Anonymous
>>20391268 >Teach me how my whiteness gets me some pussy You're a retard if you think that's the only thing you need to get laid, but probably you're just too beta

6 hours later 20391378 Anonymous
>>20391354 It was a comment made tongue in cheek. I'm skeptical that being white even helps.

6 hours later 20391407 Anonymous
>>20391378 Well you never know, specially on 4chan. And it doesn't help really, if you're not ugly and know how to talk to women you're set

6 hours later 20391416 Anonymous
All of you retards are going to get fucked with and/or kidnapped and held for ransom. >native from TJ here

6 hours later 20391447 Anonymous
>>20391416 >insinuando que turistas son secuestrados aleatoriamente solo por los huevos tijianenses de los narcos

6 hours later 20391454 Anonymous
>>20391268 white blond people already exist in mexico

6 hours later 20391468 Anonymous
>>20387743 this

6 hours later 20391527 Anonymous
>>20386780 Socal

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