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2013-05-21 08:31 20108735 Anonymous (1366362795826.png 388x399 134kB)
>18
>Still a virgin
I'm pathetic, how should I kill myself?
0 min later 20108748 Anonymous
>20
>Still a virgin
;_;
0 min later 20108753 Anonymous
Perfectly valid age to lose virginity. Work on it dude
0 min later 20108757 Anonymous
>23
>Still a virgin
1 min later 20108763 Anonymous
>>20108735
>barely legally old enough to browse 4chan
2 min later 20108780 Anonymous
>>20108763
>Barely
>Implying it matters when he's 100% legally allowed to browse the site
3 min later 20108795 Anonymous
I literally lost my virginity 2 weeks ago. I'm 20. Isn't that big of a deal, thought it would be way better than it was. Fucked her 3 more times and got 2 bjs, still don't know why i thought sex was such a big deal.
Don't kill yourself over some petty shit like this.
3 min later 20108799 Anonymous
>>20108735
the older you get the more you'll realize that that is the shit a mental midget (or a misguided child) worries about.
3 min later 20108804 Anonymous (1345257331164.jpg 500x404 40kB)
>18
>still a virgin
>could have lost virginity at prom
>didn't
3 min later 20108805 Shrimp (3.jpg 500x320 25kB)
>Tfw 20 and only had one vagina in your life
4 min later 20108813 Anonymous (1348033708493.jpg 1936x2592 515kB)
I just don't understand... How can you get laid. Like, Are you TRYING to not get laid? Girls are stupid and easy. Get out there man. Man the fuck up lie to a woman and get laid.
4 min later 20108818 Anonymous
>just graduated college
>never kissed a girl
>never had sex
>never had a gf
It won't get easier
4 min later 20108820 Anonymous (1369059464711.png 616x725 155kB)
>tfw lost virginity at the age of 22, despite several chances ever since 18, but too afraid because of tiny flaccid dick and too conscious about it.
5 min later 20108830 Anonymous
>tfw 19, coming up to 20
>summer pls
5 min later 20108839 Anonymous (5e88ce88bb4f11e2aeda22000a1f973b_7.jpg 612x612 79kB)
>31 still virgin
i remember when i was like 16 i said i was going to kill myself if i was still a virgin by 19. as you can see, i'm not very good at following through with plans.
6 min later 20108841 Anonymous
I didn't lose mine til a week after I turned 19 and I felt like a failure.
Got fit around 19, figured out how to talk to and seduce girls through a lot of trial and error.
I'm now 23 and I've slept with 90+ girls all attractive (except for a few blackout lagoon creatures, but hey it happens to the best of us)
You will make it anon.
6 min later 20108844 Anonymous
>21
>About to have sex for the first time in 2 hours
Oh god /fit/ what should I expect?
6 min later 20108849 Anonymous
>20
>8/10 gf of 3 years left a few months ago
>shitty drunk sex a couple times since
tfw you might never cum inside another 8/10
6 min later 20108852 Anonymous
>>20108735
>>20108804
>18
>Still a virgin
>Never had the opportunity because small town
>No one attractive
>;_;
7 min later 20108858 Anonymous
Would it be easier to admit to a girl you're a virgin (if you look good) and get a pity fuck or just pretend you do it all the time and get a normal one.
7 min later 20108861 Anonymous
I'm 18, I'm virgin, I could have lost my virginity a few times, I decided not to, I don't give a shit about being virgin. You shouldn't too. If you think it's a big deal, go to some club and bang some slut. Easiest thing ever. But it's really pathetic. I had a gf but we didn't hit it then we broke up, now I don't have one and don't want to bang some random bitches. I couldn't care less about being virgin, dude, why the fuck does everyone think it's soo important?
7 min later 20108862 Anonymous
>>20108735
Fucking grow up.
Delete thread.
Go somewhere else.
9 min later 20108887 Anonymous
>>20108780
point being he's still young and complaining anyways
9 min later 20108894 Anonymous
>>20108839
How did you manage that?
Are you just really awkward or very unlikable?
9 min later 20108895 Anonymous (1361476838072.jpg 304x288 21kB)
>tfw lost virginity 3 days ago
10 min later 20108913 Anonymous (REDHEADEDTITTIES.jpg 282x431 25kB)
>>20108858
>tfw you were offered a pity fuck by a huge breasted redhead girl your age
>tfw too afraid to accept the offer
Her face is quite meh, but dose titties ;_;
10 min later 20108918 Anonymous
>>20108813
lying won't get you laid if you are boring
11 min later 20108934 Anonymous
>>20108861
because it is, maybe it isn't to you because you're an outcast. But people talk man, people talk. Anyway you're still young, it isn't a big deal yet
sage cuz not fitness/health
12 min later 20108947 Medicbro
>>20108735
>>20108757
>>20108804
Brahs, I lost my V at 18. I'm 22 now, and I've fucked like 8 girls. They've all been at least 7/10 also. You'll be good, brah. Just keep on keepin' on!s
12 min later 20108960 Anonymous
>>20108839
At least you can cast magic now.
You should keep going and reach Lich tier.
13 min later 20108968 Shrimp
>>20108844
One of the horniest feelings you will ever have.
I never came close to being as horny as the first time ever again.
I took all of her clothes off like a madman, and licked every inch of her body like it was protein.
The actual sex, well if the girl's still a virgin it might hurt and you probably won't get very far.
If she's not, she's gonna be guiding your dick inside and make you trust her.
Anyway what are you doing on /fit/ for the last 2 hours, go do some kegel excercises and fap like a madman for 2 hours straight so you won't cum in 10 minutes.
If you're actually actually busy with the fucking, don't focus on it too much.
Think about your grandma or lifting or something, just keep your mind busy.
And try to cross your legs like a cross legged sitting putting the pressure on your knees and pulling your legs back crossed as far as you can.
This will prevent you from cumming very fast.
Oh and don't support your hands on top of her, keep them close to her neck or grab her waist (or tits).
Now get out to fap and don't come back untill you've done the deed.
14 min later 20108993 Anonymous
>>20108918
nothing will get you laid if you're boring, I don't get your point. Of course lying won't get you laid if you are deformed but it can help in any case
15 min later 20109014 Anonymous (CheckDemDubs.jpg 334x747 75kB)
>>20108735
wtf is wrong with you people
>thinking that sticking a piece of meat in another piece of meat will
>fix your life
>make you alpha
>ascend you into higher forms of humanity
>bring you ultimate happines
>make you a better person
>give you better position in social hierarchy
you all shallow faggots are going to be SOOOO dissapointed when you finally have sex
16 min later 20109029 Anonymous
>Be 18
>Lost virginity at 16 because I thought it mattered
>Wish I kept my virginity for someone more meaningful
no homo
16 min later 20109041 Anonymous
Caffeine overdose. That way it will look like a unfortunate accident.
17 min later 20109045 Anonymous
>>20108861
>ha-ha I c-could have sex if I wanted to, I'm a virgin b-by choice
17 min later 20109063 Anonymous
>>20108858
Never admit you're a virgin! That shit gets vaginas shut tight, doesn't matter if you're attractive. I kissed 8 girls before finally getting laid because I would casually admit I was a virgin, thinking it wasn't a big deal but apparently it is
19 min later 20109098 Anonymous
>>20108968
>Now get out to fap and don't come back untill you've done the deed.
>fap like a madman for 2 hours straight so you won't cum in 10 minutes.
Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal i bet you are virgin.
anon don't do any of that shit if you came aftter 2 or 3 min it's ok, after some mins you can do it again and again and again and again.
19 min later 20109099 Anonymous
>>20109063
True dat, its like if you hear a girl say; btw I fuck niggers atleast once a week. Still want to hit it? Shits gona be looooose as fuark.
20 min later 20109122 Anonymous
>>20108861
Because when you do find a girl and want to have sex with her you're going to suck.
20 min later 20109130 Anonymous
>21
>Still a virgin
>Won't get laid before 1 year at last
>Don't care anymore
Having a busy life is a blessing when you have no friend no girlfriend
21 min later 20109141 Anonymous
>>20108968
People always say this, so before losing my virginity I fapped too much and I could barely stay hard afterwards, couple that with nervousness and of course I couldn't cum, I couldn't even stay hard enough to wear the condom. So don't do this, even if you come very fast it wont be a big deal because you'll be ready to go at it again in 15 minutes
22 min later 20109163 Anonymous (1363467851172.png 605x873 916kB)
22 min later 20109167 Anonymous
>>20109014
It worked for me though
24 min later 20109194 Anonymous
>Nearly 24
>still a virgin
>turning life around
>still won't get laid because they will know I'm a virgin and that is humiliating
oh well
25 min later 20109217 Anonymous
>>20108735
>22
>virgin
Be a virgin for your pure virgin white bride.
25 min later 20109224 Anonymous
>>20109194
fuck somebody who doesn't know you silly goose
25 min later 20109231 Anonymous
>>20109045
So what you think I should hop into bed with every that allows me to? That's just meaningless...
Sorry but sex isn't my n.1 priority, I enjoy a lot of other things. Maybe I'll laugh at my present self when I lose my virginity, maybe not.
EVERYONE who is virgin is virgin by choice btw. even if you're most autistic faggot you can just act it and get some slut drunk...
25 min later 20109234 diesffejton (bumsalt.png 308x1284 293kB)
>>20108735
26 min later 20109254 Anonymous
I'm 24 and still a virgin.
I don't even know if it's luck or whatever but shit like this happens to me:
>In a hot tub.
>Girl slides her hand down my trunks.
>Fluffs it up to a nice woody.
>Pulls her hand out and licks it.
>Walks away while saying "See you in a minute".
>Can't walk around with a boner as it's a hotel pool.
>Wait until it subsides, realize I don't know where I am supposed to meet her.
27 min later 20109265 Anonymous (shoot your mother lol.jpg 500x500 87kB)
>>19
>>Kissless virgin
>>Unattractive face
>>Depressed
>>Skinnyfat
I'm working on the last one. Going to get ripped, then do what that guy did on okcupid and post topless pics. I'll get laid for a confidence boost and then take the ego and body as I look for a real gf.
28 min later 20109276 Anonymous
tfw I had a smkoin 37 year old milf when I was 17.
Got a GF now, a lot better sex. Still, was pretty funny.
28 min later 20109283 Anonymous
>>20108735
>2013
>be 23
>still wizard
>still alive
wat do ? escort ?
28 min later 20109303 Anonymous
>>20109276
Smokin*
30 min later 20109329 Anonymous
>>20108839
>wizard
I'm jelly
30 min later 20109345 andtheniwasatripfag
>>20108735
Haha, I have a friend who is almost 23 and is still a virgin.
I feel bad for him, but he isn't missing out on that much.
31 min later 20109348 Anonymous
>>20109329
They never tell you that fapping voids the wizard pact.
31 min later 20109354 Anonymous
>30
>fit
>family man
>Had sex hundreds of times
>Wife has declared that she is no longer attracted to men, and if it was up to her she would never have sex again
>says its not me, and that shes sorry this has happened
>have two kids
>think cheating or leaving is a serious breach of personal honor
Step it up pussies
31 min later 20109361 Anonymous
>>20109265
>LoL
You deserved everything you got.
32 min later 20109370 Anonymous (1369069847127.gif 264x264 1438kB)
>>20109283
>23
>wizard
captcha: acechnic beta
32 min later 20109385 Anonymous
>>20108993
>how can you not get laid? girls are easy and stupid
>duh you will never get laid if you're boring
well then I guess it's not easy for everyone after all
33 min later 20109388 Anonymous (Death by Snu snu.jpg 640x474 54kB)
>Death by Snu Snu?
35 min later 20109431 Anonymous
>tfw 20 and still a virgin
oh wait
>lost virginity 2 years ago
>last time i had sex was a year ago
it's even worse than being a virgin
35 min later 20109438 Anonymous
>>20108805
One is all you need if it's a good one.
37 min later 20109464 Anonymous
>>20109354
Fuck that, she can't hold you back like that.
Stop letting other people take charge of your life. Say goodbye and carry on with your life. Everyone needs sex for so many reasons..
38 min later 20109486 Anonymous
Well mates, I'm 28 and still a virgin. I appreciate the bros that say it's not a big deal. Makes the feels a bit better.
39 min later 20109498 Anonymous
>23 virgin
>almost fucked a disgusting slut
>regret not fucking here
>still glad I didn't fuck her
>used a half a bottle of listerine after kissing her
39 min later 20109506 Anonymous
>>20109276
>that feel when no qt MILF gf who will teach you everything about sex
how do you end up with a MILF at 17 anyway
39 min later 20109513 Anonymous
>>20109354
it's not a serious breach of personal honor
what she's doing is sexual abuse and you're morally entitled to cheat on her
41 min later 20109542 Anonymous
>>20109464
I have kids with her man, young kids. I love my kids, so i cant say i wish id never been married, but she completely changed after kids, and clearly just sees me as an effective servant who needs to go her way OR ELSE.
41 min later 20109563 Anonymous
>19
>kissless virgin
>not ugly
I'm just introverted and kind of awkward in some social situations I guess.
I hope I'll get laid once I start going to University in a few months since I'll move to a new city and all...
41 min later 20109566 Anonymous
>>20109513
Negative, I gave the oath on the altar. Im outraged by her behavior, but I wont break my word
41 min later 20109568 Anonymous (1366043233144.jpg 300x300 42kB)
>>20109498
You're an aspie, hence why you're a 23 yr old wizard
42 min later 20109576 Anonymous
>>20109542
She doesn't have a lot of hobbies does she?
44 min later 20109610 Anonymous
>>20109506
20% being fit and handsome
80% blind luck
44 min later 20109612 Anonymous
>>20109566
then tell her you're going to have sex with other women if she refuses to
also I'm impressed by your sense of honor and duty but at the same time disappointed by your lack of concern for your mental well being and the health of your marriage and with it the mental development of your children
45 min later 20109637 Anonymous
>>20109576
Nope, work and TV. Nothing else matters really, except online shopping and her kids
45 min later 20109640 Anonymous
>>20109506
Well, it was a couple who wanted some company.
Nice people, but I can tell you the fantasy seemed a lot better in my head, haha.
46 min later 20109653 Anonymous
>>20109610
Not me
46 min later 20109659 Anonymous
>>20109612
but i wont. When I tell her it really depresses and hurts me, she suggests that I ask my physician for medication
46 min later 20109661 Anonymous
>>20109354
>>20109542
>>20109566
>>20109637
marriage is a scary thing man
46 min later 20109664 Anonymous (1368523906905.png 500x403 104kB)
>turned 22 yesterday
>still a virgin
This summer for s-sure
47 min later 20109671 Anonymous
>>20109640
well fantasties are almost always better
47 min later 20109682 Anonymous
>>20108735
If you kill yourself you will have lived and died as a virgin
If you continue to live you will have a chance to better yourself
Choose wisely anon
47 min later 20109684 Anonymous
I didn't get laid till I was 18. I got with plenty of girls prior to that, but I just never fucked any (not for lack of trying). For whatever reason it just didn't happen. Don't let it get you down, I'm 24 now and I've probably had sex with at least 30 girls and now have tfwgf
47 min later 20109689 Anonymous
>>20109640
craigslist?
48 min later 20109703 Anonymous
>>20109664
>turning 25 in two months
Yeah, this fucking summer. First time I have the confidence to go for it...
48 min later 20109706 Anonymous
>tfw 24
>tfw fat
>115kg
>190cm
>tfw ugly face
>tfw dont know how to flirt
>tfw boring
>tfw every girl rejects me
>tfw I will never make it
I lost my depression ~ a year ago but right now I feel like killing myself. Its pointless to only live to be a spectator.
48 min later 20109710 Anonymous
>>20109542
I understand that, but bring the kids.
The fact that you got kids with her should not put a complete lockdown on your life. I'm just saying that if you do not love her any more, which I assume since you say she has changed a lot, you should not feel obligated to stay with her.
50 min later 20109747 Anonymous
>>20109689
Nope, some sort of more "high class" place.
But yeah, it was over the internet.
You put some pics up, write a little about yourself and the people can search for matching interests and pick you.
51 min later 20109758 Anonymous (1368891337277.jpg 1009x424 290kB)
I'm 30, slept with a couple women
I honestly don't want to spend the money courting some bitch, it's not worth it.
51 min later 20109772 anon101
going for wizard powers.
51 min later 20109781 Anonymous (1369060967354.jpg 500x554 70kB)
>>20109703
Me too brah. I've been lifting since last summer.
52 min later 20109800 Anonymous
>>20109659
you're fucking pathetic
at first I thought you just had a psycho wife but now I see you're the beta that enables her bullshit
you've effectively ruined your marriage by failing as a man and a husband, you've let your wife dominate your mentally and sexually
I hope you commit suicide when you realize what a pathetic existence you represent
53 min later 20109825 Anonymous
>>20109637
Well I've never been married or had kids, so this might be complete bullshit, but I've seen quite a few boring women (no offence) who had kids turn into 100% mothers. It seems to me they do this because they had pretty empty lives before they had kids, have discovered that focusing on something can be pretty rewarding, and they feel it should be the only thing they do.
My dads second wife bought 6 chihuahas and started breeding them once she stopped having kids.
54 min later 20109833 Anonymous
>>20109706
>tfw boring
I feel like this is the biggest thing holding me back. Girls seem to like wild and crazy guys, and I am an overly philosophical, depressive sadcunt.
55 min later 20109862 Anonymous
>>20109706
Yeah I feel yeah. I was 4'6'' in high school and have no idea how to flirt because I was so self conscious of my height and weight in high school.
Now that I grew and put on a bunch of weigh, the girls from high school have been flirting with me but I'm to retarded to follow through.
55 min later 20109872 Anonymous
>>20109568
that is correct
but I didn't fuck a disgusting slut and didn't get any diseases
that was a recent example, there are other examples where I misread signs and shit. I usually don't know a girl is into me until I have a tongue down my throat, after that I sperg out and she loses all interest
56 min later 20109879 Anonymous
>>20109664
Told myself this since 16
21 now.
56 min later 20109880 Anonymous
>>20108748
Will be 20 in 4 months, is it too late for me???
56 min later 20109896 Anonymous
>>20108894
i hoping is it's just awkwardness. i have a ton of anxiety built up about sex now.
59 min later 20109949 Anonymous
>>20109800
Do tell me what I can do when I am legally tied to a woman that does not want to have sex anymore. "hey wife, when you reject me for a year at a time it fucking hurts me. Do you think of anyone but yourself" is not "beta". Im not picking up girls in bars bro.
1 hours later 20110051 Anonymous
>>20109879
I've got a flat for myself, more confidence and gains.
If it's not this summer, I'm fucked.
1 hours later 20110089 Anonymous
>>20109664
It's like saying tomorrow i will turn my life around...
1 hours later 20110104 Anonymous
>>20108805
was it the one you exited at birth
1 hours later 20110147 Anonymous (1345519444064.jpg 500x599 99kB)
>21 on june 24th
>still a virgin
Female friends want me to go out with them so they can help me hook up with a random girl but I'm scared of embarrassing myself in bed ;_;
1 hours later 20110154 Anonymous
>>20110051
Me too man, you're gonna make it.
Noticed the confidence a few weeks back when talking to a girl, it just went so smooth. The hardest part is still getting to action for me.
1 hours later 20110166 Anonymous
>>20110104
le burn face
1 hours later 20110177 Anonymous
>>20109781
Are you me?
1 hours later 20110192 Anonymous
>>20110147
Then that's your own damn fault you fuckin pussy. You're scared to have sex but yet you're bitching about virginity. Tell it to your therapist or fuckin kill yourself
1 hours later 20110330 Anonymous
I went to a hooker when I was 23, she was nice, but the SEX SUCKED. I never really tried since then, I'm 26 now.
Sex and women are overrated
1 hours later 20110448 Anonymous
Lost my virginity at 17, considered late in my social circle (and I'm sure it's considered late a lot of other places too) but I felt like I had to make it count. And it did.
Anyway the girl was a virgin too and tight as oh my gosh holy fucking crap I can't even get two fingers in here. So after like 30 minutes of basically dipping my dick halfway inside her (I have no idea how i managed not to cum after than) I finally thrusted inside her. She cried something along the lines of "you're tearing me apart". Came 5 minutes within full penetration due too her being so damn tight for the first 30 minutes.
5/10, meh... You could be worse off.
1 hours later 20110516 Anonymous
>>20108735
almost 23 here op and kv. dont do it. grills are worthless. disregard them and acquire currency. it does actually buy happiness
1 hours later 20110562 Anonymous
Was outgoing but shy around girls and nervous for most of my life. Lost my virginity when I was 19, 24 now, have had sex with nine girls, have had two smoking hot girlfriends, currently have one still right now, almost a year. I'm 5'8, don't really lift, she's way out of my league, but I don't care, and that's why it works.
It gets better. Just be the man you think you are to the people and girls around you and everything will work out.
1 hours later 20110739 Anonymous
>>20109014
Just because you can't fuck to save your life, it doesn't mean that you should kill it for all the virgins in here.
1 hours later 20110762 Anonymous
>19
>Virgin
>Turning 20 in August
>Going to Barcelona for 5 weeks in June and July
I'll get lucky in Barcelona. If I can't score there, I don't know what I'll do.
1 hours later 20110825 Anonymous (1368227664333.gif 320x240 1077kB)
>>20109568
>hence why
1 hours later 20110857 Anonymous
> 19
> No testicles, infertile
> Virgin
Beat that.
1 hours later 20110865 Anonymous (kRtoT.png 800x800 130kB)
>>20110192
>Tell it to you therapist
I did, I felt better about myself after hearing his answer but that feel only lasted until I got back home.
I almost had sex once with an ex gf and the first thing the she said when she saw my dick was 'my ex was bigger'.
I've been insecure since, it doesn't matter that my dick is well over average and that she's "just a whore" according to everyone I told what happened to, I can't shake this feel off.
I even have trouble getting hard now, I don't want to imagine the face that whatever girl I'm about have sex with is gonna have when I can't get it up. What would I tell my friend who went through the trouble of trying to get me laid? 'S-sorry b-but I couldn't g-get it up..can we t-try again?'
1 hours later 20110869 Anonymous
>>20110857
what happened?
1 hours later 20110890 Anonymous
>>20110869
Orchiectomy happened.
1 hours later 20110942 Anonymous
>lost virginity at 17
Feelsgoodmandotjaypeg
1 hours later 20110945 sage
this is bullshit! how do i report a thread?
1 hours later 20110971 Anonymous
>tfw trying to give up
Is it possible to become asexual?
1 hours later 20111026 Anonymous
I'm transgender, I look in-between a chick and a dude, sound like a dude, nothing down there works, skinny as fuck, nobody wants to talk to me and I'm never ever getting laid.
1 hours later 20111051 Anonymous
>>20111026
Why would you wanna get laid if you aren't aroused?
1 hours later 20111083 Anonymous
I was 18 when I lost my virginity. Stop being so fucking dramatic.
1 hours later 20111103 Anonymous
>>20111051
I can get mentally aroused, but eh, even masturbating to something is hard. It takes me like 20 min to orgasm (that's assuming I can actually achieve it).
1 hours later 20111111 Anonymous
>>20110865
what did your therapist say?
1 hours later 20111137 Anonymous
>lost virginity to gross weeaboo girl at 16
>honestly cried over it a few times when I was in high school
>hated her so much but felt pressure to not be a virgin going into college
Bros.... Don't regret being virgins.
Regret and self-consciousness only make it more difficult to enjoy your life.
1 hours later 20111191 Anonymous (1352347635668.jpg 764x744 389kB)
>be 17
>lift for 4 months
>get slight gains
>get great increase in confidence
>always been good ''playing the game'' with bitches
>be at school with gril who has been friends with me for like 5 years
>we always flirt and mess around but nothing serious
>be today
>offer to give her a ride home
>we flirting all the way through
>tell her we could go do it somewhere I know, real quiet
>she agrees
>get there
>she's kinda nervous
>play the game
>beat high score
>get her to pull my dick out
>mfw "wow this thing is HUGE"
>mfw "sorry i have a small mouth for your dick"
>she sucked and jerked me off
>fingered her pussy red and she came
>she kept working my dick
>we end up stopping cuz we both knew I wasn't gonna cum anytime soon
>mfw she says she loves the taste of cum on the way to her house
>mfw her dad was driving out of the street right as I was driving in
>mfw today was awesome day for first blowjob
I think I'm gonna make it. Thanks, /fit/!
1 hours later 20111196 Anonymous
>inb4 it's ok brah, it's normal to be a virgin until 18
no it's not. if you havent lost your virginity by 16, 18 being the TOP normal person limit, you are an anti-social weirdo.
i won't say go kill yourself, but i'll def say go change yourself. unless you are happy that way, but then again you wouldn't be crying on /fit/ about it would you?
1 hours later 20111216 Anonymous (japanmovieprogram_29f.jpg 250x287 25kB)
>>20111111
1 hours later 20111234 Anonymous
>>20111111
Fucking sexes say that we should all get a therapist. Thank you, anon.
1 hours later 20111249 Anonymous
>>20109872
>if you have sex with a girl that has had 10-20+ sex partners you will get AIDS and die
this is what /fit/ actually believes
or rather this is what /fit/ wants to believe to justify no one liking them sexually
top lel
1 hours later 20111253 Anonymous
>>20111111
I'm still a virgin but at least I got sexes
we're all gonna make it brahs
1 hours later 20111266 Anonymous
>>20108735
My best friend is 23 and still a virgin. His brother is 35 and still a virgin.
1 hours later 20111272 Anonymous
complete opposite of op
20 and could care less about virginity status
too awkward to get laid
das wassup
keep lifting bby
the barbell will never leav u ;**
2 hours later 20111345 Anonymous
>22yo
>sexually kinda active
>not that much of a big deal
don't fantasize about your first time : you'll fuck it up anyway and that's how it should be.
2 hours later 20111395 Anonymous (1368530970713.png 831x826 161kB)
>25 years young
>mine penis has yet to penetrate a vagina
I wouldn't wish these feels on any man.
2 hours later 20111399 Anonymous
>>20108735
>>20108748
>22
>Yet still a virgin
notasinglefuckwasgiven
2 hours later 20111405 Anonymous
>>20108913
>Her face is quite meh
internally whatting
2 hours later 20111432 Anonymous
>>20109231
>EVERYONE who is virgin is virgin by choice btw. even if you're most autistic faggot you can just act it and get some slut drunk...
Betaness of some people is beyond your imagination
2 hours later 20111463 Anonymous
My dream is to become a PT and start fucking the shit out of all the female clients I get.
2 hours later 20111487 Anonymous
>>20111432
well, technically everybody can get a hooker.
2 hours later 20111521 Anonymous
>>20109231
I am not.
2 hours later 20111541 Anonymous
>>20109896
>1. Buy a hooker
>2. Pretend that you're in a porno and fuck her hard
2 hours later 20111584 Anonymous
>>20108735
if you think being an 18 year old virgin is something you should kill yourself over, then you're probably the kind of person that should kill themself
2 hours later 20111621 Anonymous
>>20108805
Dude I'm 27 and I only had a philipino single mom to bang. Get on my level. Cunt.
2 hours later 20111624 Anonymous
>>20108947
Thanks mate, I will try my best from now on.
I will even make a online account on some shit site and post shirtless for easy sex.
2 hours later 20111652 Anonymous
>>20111584
Well, I can agree with this poster : having sex before you want to establish a family is only a passtime. you wouldn't want to kill yourself over a passtime, except if you are a fucking retard.
2 hours later 20111674 Anonymous
>>20110147
>but I'm scared of embarrassing myself in bed
If it helps, you probably will embarrass yourself. If you come in 30 seconds just be like "Oh, well that was embarrassing." and then don't give a shit. She will probably have had it happen before to her.
2 hours later 20111700 Anonymous
>>20111674
Haha, it still better than my minimum of 20 min to orgasm.
2 hours later 20111718 Anonymous
>>20110147
you WILL embarrass yourself man, but you don't have to give a single fuck if it's a random girl.
2 hours later 20111723 Anonymous (fitpasta.png 163x377 51kB)
>22
>no fucks given
I don't even care anymore.
2 hours later 20111725 Anonymous (image.jpg 320x296 22kB)
About to turn 19 and still a virgin. I don't act aspie around girls it's just that I don't have to chance to talk to any. There are no girls at my job and I'm going to a community college with almost no girls above 7/10, especially in my pre-engineering classes. I also haven't had any freinds for like 4-5 years already so I can't meet them like that.
2 hours later 20111755 Anonymous
>>20111725
>excuses
Admit it, you're afraid to fail
2 hours later 20111758 Anonymous (comeatmebro.jpg 852x1080 128kB)
>mfw when living in a country with a shitty culture where nobody doesnt talk anything to strangers
2 hours later 20111778 Anonymous
>>20108735
Think about it like this, OP
If you really wanted to lose your virginity, you would have.
Stop complaining about things you don't really care about
2 hours later 20111818 Anonymous
>>20111755
Ye because hitting on random girls on the street works
2 hours later 20111860 Anonymous
>>20111758
Which country
2 hours later 20111864 Anonymous (MScaE.jpg 500x500 21kB)
>>20111111
It'd take too long to write everything but he ended our session with
>"You're a fit 20 year old with a cock over 7 inches and have a decent face, do you know how many guys would want to be you right now? Let your friends bring you out and find a girl to sleep with, if you end with a one that has something negative to say then fuck that bitch, tell her she's the lowest kind of woman and is only of use to guys who want to blow their first load into a pussy. Seriously Anon, just go out there and get your dick wet, after you do it once, most -- if not all of your insecurities should dissipate."
I felt pretty good until I got home and went on my computer.
>tfw /fit/ is just adding insecurities but I can't let it go
2 hours later 20111867 Anonymous
>>20111818
it does lol
2 hours later 20111870 Anonymous
>>20111725
Hehe.
2 hours later 20111877 Anonymous (1348327990870.gif 383x361 2045kB)
get on my level OP, I have ONE year until I reach wizard status
2 hours later 20111939 Anonymous
>>20111864
therapist is a fucking bro. he is totally right. who even care about what a random slut (even if she's nice and all actually) has to say about you ? she's not your future wife, you won't see her again.
2 hours later 20111951 Anonymous (1363638945087.png 601x698 311kB)
I received over 100 blowjobs and even more handjobs over 5 years. I had one-night stands with over 15 girls, but never sex.
>I'm a virgin with 22 years
Do all those blowjobs at least cover my shame?
2 hours later 20111978 Anonymous
>>20111818
Try talking to girls, not brooding about it online when women don't throw their vagina at the quiet guy
2 hours later 20111999 Anonymous
>>20111487
>implying that counts
2 hours later 20112000 Anonymous
>>20111951
And all those blowjobs have never led to sex...how?
2 hours later 20112006 Anonymous
>>20110890
Cancer? :(
2 hours later 20112007 Anonymous
>>20111399
>>20111395
how do you fucking achieve that? you never go out? when was the last time you talked to someone? jeez you act like getting laid is the hardest thing on earth, and lament about not getting it?
well guess what faggot, that attitude sucks.
2 hours later 20112036 Anonymous
20 in december
>5'5"
>acne
>unfit
>virgin
sometimes i wish i was gay
2 hours later 20112062 sage
this shit doesn't belong on /fit/
2 hours later 20112088 Anonymous (1360971046979.jpg 196x200 8kB)
>>20112000
Just my luck that i meet girls that prefer oral sex with strangers... at least i got good at it.
Also I fucked up like 5 chances of sex by drinking as a idiot (like 3 liters of vine over 3 hours) and not being able get it up or give a fuck...
>mfw I look myself in the mirror
2 hours later 20112092 Anonymous
>>20111978
Were do I go to meet them? I'm done with CC but I'm only transferring to uni in 7 months. I can't go to a bar because I'm underaged.
2 hours later 20112094 Anonymous
>>20111951
How the fuck did you manage that.
2 hours later 20112096 theprplehaze
it never ceases to amaze me how many virgins there are on this board
i'll feel with you all
>The Penis Monologues
2 hours later 20112109 Anonymous
>>20109385
I never said it was easy bro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FS2 nBCR9o8
2 hours later 20112115 Anonymous
>>20111864
your therapist is a bro man
go for it
2 hours later 20112116 Anonymous
>>20111103
try shoving things up your ass to massage your prostate, fag.
2 hours later 20112122 Anonymous
>>20111951
>one-night stands
>no sex
pick one
2 hours later 20112160 Anonymous
>>20111951
>I had one-night stands with over 15 girls, but never sex.
What.
I'm not acting surprised here. I'm asking what the fuck do you think "one night stand" means.
2 hours later 20112213 Anonymous
>>20112160
Ye at my country one night stands means anything from making out to sex.
I meant oral sex and stuff like taht
2 hours later 20112261 Anonymous
>>20108895
Prom night?
Who's party were you at?
2 hours later 20112285 Anonymous
>>20112213
Weird. WHat kind of country is that ? Scandinavian ?
2 hours later 20112303 Anonymous
> 21 year old virgin
> could have had sex with at least 7 girls
> can hardly get excited to go over and bang them
When I am able to gear myself up to go see them, I jack off before and then lose all interest and just stay home
2 hours later 20112387 Anonymous
>>20111860
finland
2 hours later 20112484 Anonymous
>>20110147
Oh hey my gf's birthday is on that day. Sorry I just wanted to let you know I had a gf.
2 hours later 20112503 Anonymous
>>20112387
I can relate. I made a trip to Helsinki a few years ago, and It feel I was the only one here able to do some small talk.
2 hours later 20112509 Anonymous (1362641530412.jpg 397x384 26kB)
>>20112007
It's just harder for some bro.
The dredges of society who could pull 1/10 gutter trash but hold out for something better until they eventually give up and enter a life of hermitude and late night gym sessions.
2 hours later 20112596 Anonymous
>>20110147
June 28 here man at least we will be able to drink our problems away.
2 hours later 20112630 Anonymous
>>20111700
Consider yourself lucky man, I take half an hour to an hour. Sometimes I go on even longer, get tired and just don't cum
2 hours later 20112641 Anonymous
>>20108735
>not paying for a hooker
>implying /fit/ wants love and not a wet hole to fuck
apply yourself
2 hours later 20112659 Anonymous (image.jpg 480x550 65kB)
Is OKCupid a good way to lose it?
2 hours later 20112664 Anonymous
>>20111818
>Implying it doesn't
2 hours later 20112674 Meskamok
>>20109354
Fuck your wife
Fuck your kids
Fuck everything, just live/leave bro
3 hours later 20112782 Anonymous
>>20112503
i cant hold all these awkward faces that i recall when i try to do small talk in finland
>18
>otter/athletic
>good at school
>extrovert
3 hours later 20112871 Anonymous
>>20112782
Well, to be fair, finnish coworkers were totally shut in, even when we managed to all go into a club.
I was the only foreigner and I was the only one able to hold a conversation (in a bad english, but still) with finnish girls.
On second trough, maybe the fact that I was a foreigner helped me.
3 hours later 20112898 Anonymous
>18 years old
>tfw you have to go to prom in a week and going alone because you've never had more than a 2 minute conversation with a girl
I wouldn't go but then I would look like even more of a loser
3 hours later 20112929 Anonymous
>>20111758
some studies showed that finland has way more introverts, so it's good or bad depending on who you yourself are
3 hours later 20113015 Anonymous
>>20112092
Drinking age is 18 here, you jels?
Also, join clubs, make friends, talk + make friends with the females. Learning to talk to girls is half the battle
3 hours later 20113074 Anonymous
>>20112092
Associations, clubs, sports, class, etc...
The first step to going out of shut-in autist is to get a female friend.
3 hours later 20113082 Anonymous
>>20109014
exactly. Enjoying sex is fine and great. But making it out to be your life's greatest accomplishment is silly and childish, really. Have fun being embarrassed on your first time because you hyped it up so much that you choke.
3 hours later 20113084 Anonymous
RENOUNCE THY FEELS
3 hours later 20113105 Anonymous
>>20108735
I was virgin at 18, but got shitloads of laid at 19.
3 hours later 20113138 Anonymous
>kisless virgin
>almost 24yo
>7/10 looks
>7.5x5 dick
>5'9''
>shy as thousand fucks
I doubt its the height issue
I hate being shy......
3 hours later 20113179 Anonymous
>>20108795
right after you lose it you're always kind of unimpressed but once you go a couple days, maybe weeks without it, you realize how cool it is.
3 hours later 20113232 Anonymous
>>20113179
Personally I've much more enjoyed my second time than my first one.
To be fair, when it comes to get laid, there is only 2 funny stuff in my opinion : foreplay, and domination games.
3 hours later 20113350 Anonymous
>>20109354
pussy whipped and not even getting that pussy. Must suck.
I dont think anyone would blame you for having a go with a hooker every once in a while. Getting romantically involved with another person, on the other hand... Not having sex is unnatural.
5 hours later 20116062 Anonymous
>>20108735
Well, this wouldn't exactly be 4chin if someone didn't come here and say
DO IT FAGGOT
now would it?
Now. As to how?
Find a nice building, at least four stories tall.
You will need:
1. Rope of appropriate length
2. Monofilament wire. The REALLY sharp kind.
3. Super glue.
4. Freestanding supports, anchored or weighed to the ground.
The length of the rope will be the height of the builting, minus the height from ground level to the top of the first set of windows, minus you height, plus the length to the first weight-bearing tie off point. Tie the rope around one leg the other to a point on the roof of the building that will support your weight for the long term, and significantly more for at least a few seconds.
Now, with the utmost care, take those wieghted/anchored supports, and place them right at the ledge of the roof. Measure the heigt of your neck, and place the monofilament wire at that height.
Now, superglue your hands to your head, and back up as far as you can.
With all the speed you can muster, run into the wire.
And the people on the ground will see a man holding his own head in a deathgrip fall from the sky. For a few scant second, you conciousness can remain.
Mouth "CHEAP BLOWJOB, ONLY THIRTEEN DOLLAR.
Die.
5 hours later 20116193 Anonymous
>>20109014
This.
>be depressed about being virgin at 25
>be ashamed about being a virgin
>finally lose virginity at 25
>it was shit
>i dont care anymore
>worry about career and being genuinely happy now
>can't believe i wasted 8+ years on 4chan worrying about my stupid virginity
What the fuck was I thinking. Ugh.
5 hours later 20116310 Anonymous
>>20116062
fuck off back to /b/ you little edgy shit
5 hours later 20116348 Anonymous
I lost my virginity at 20. There is still hope.
Last weekend I finally had my one night stand. Don't stress over it too much.
6 hours later 20116595 Anonymous
>>20108858
No, you never admit that you are a virgin. Fake it until you make it.
6 hours later 20116651 Anonymous
>>20108735
21 almost 22 still virgin
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