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2013-04-21 06:28 19359647 Anonymous (dlss.jpg 537x720 55kB)
ITT: things with "negative calories".
Spinach
Hot sauces
Celery
Kale
0 min later 19359663 Anonymous
>spake as a child
>spake
>spake
>spake
Confirmed for retards.
Check'em.
1 min later 19359674 kng
>>19359663
it's english. It is correct.
1 min later 19359684 Anonymous
>>19359663
Are you retarded?
Fucking americans, I swear.
Read a book.
2 min later 19359697 Anonymous
>Fable
>The only way to lose weight is to run around without eating food
>Or eat Celery
>Watch as my guy goes from hamplanet to ottermode with 10 mouse clicks of Celery
2 min later 19359700 Anonymous
>>19359647
Shit where do I buy that hoody.
2 min later 19359706 Anonymous
>>19359663
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/sp ake
nigger
4 min later 19359729 Anonymous
mirin dat hoodie, want
4 min later 19359730 Anonymous
>>19359663
7/10, bretty good ;DDDD
5 min later 19359748 Anonymous
>>19359684
its not american dialect fucktard. why anyone would use spake as opposed to spoke is beyond me
6 min later 19359781 Anonymous
can I eat as many apples and carrots as I want and not gain weight?
7 min later 19359798 Anonymous
>>19359781
Pretty much yes. Everything contains calories, but it's incredibly unlikely you'll be able to continuously eat so many apples and carrots as to overeat on them alone and get fat.
I defy anyone to try.
8 min later 19359819 Anonymous
>>19359748
that's because it's a bible verse and spake is the archaic version of spoke.
9 min later 19359831 Anonymous
>>19359781
100g of apples contain about 52kcal
9 min later 19359838 Anonymous
>>19359647
do want that hoodie.
9 min later 19359840 Anonymous
>>19359748
No one said it was an American dialect, dickhead.
Furthermore, you're asking me why people use different words?
I guess you're not aware that languages change over time and by region too huh?
PROTIP: People didn't just start speaking English one day at the dawn of time.
You are indeed retarded.
10 min later 19359847 Anonymous
>>19359748
>it's not american dialect
Well of course it doesn't, it's very clearly a variation of a quote from the bible. Are you really this stupid?
11 min later 19359863 Anonymous
>thread derailed on first post
Job good.
What the fuck are you talking about, OP?
11 min later 19359866 Anonymous
>>19359840
>actually, honestly arguing with a juvenile autist on 4chan
What are you hoping to accomplish here? Him to say "Oh I see kind sir you were right thank you for educating me!" No, he's going to call you a faget and then you're going to get even more mad and reply again and then he's going to jerk off in his own mouth because you're making him so hard and the cycle will continue.
11 min later 19359875 Anonymous
>>19359647
Where can I get that hoodie?
12 min later 19359892 Anonymous
>>19359866
I like to berate autists.
I'm aware that I am not a mature person.
13 min later 19359906 Anonymous
>dat heresy
That'll be 20 hail Marys, OP.
14 min later 19359926 Anonymous
>>19359906
that's not heresy, that's blasphemy
do you even pray?
15 min later 19359962 Anonymous
>>19359926
I swer 2 god m8 I'll turn the other cheeck so hard Jesus will cry tears of joy.
15 min later 19359964 Anonymous
>>19359926
wait whaat, isn't blasphemy a kind of heresy??
16 min later 19359971 Anonymous
OP here. What the fuck is going on?
16 min later 19359976 Anonymous
Intestinal parasite
18 min later 19360008 Anonymous
>>19359964
Sort of, I suppose it would really boil down to what branch of the church you are looking at it from.
>non church going personal relationship with jesus 6'3" master race reporting in
18 min later 19360019 Anonymous
>>19359976
I giggled.
20 min later 19360052 Anonymous
>>19359964
No, the other way around
21 min later 19360067 Anonymous
>>19359647
Where can I get this jumper? Srs.
22 min later 19360091 Anonymous
Ask Suarez if Ivanovic is calorie-free
24 min later 19360119 Anonymous
>>19359700
>>19359729
>>19359838
you faggot autists, why would you wear that hoodie in public? you're never going to make it. forever alone
25 min later 19360143 Anonymous
>>19360119
Because it's going to make butthurt christians mad
25 min later 19360149 Anonymous
>>19360119
>dat projecting
Pretty funny actually, seeing you get all sweaty and nervous worrying about people laughing at you in public for your wardrobe tells a whole different story.
26 min later 19360183 Anonymous
>>19360119
Because I have a sense of humor
27 min later 19360203 Anonymous
>>19360008
>>19360052
I don't go to church, I played warhammer 40k as a child. Blasphemy is essentially take your gods name in vain, which is a violationof religious law, heresy. All blasphemy is heresy, not all heresy is blasphemy
28 min later 19360219 Anonymous
>>19360149
>being this autistic
30 min later 19360285 Anonymous
>>19360143
le interent atheist pls go.
>>19360149
Almost this but there really is no point in making people upset. Everyone just needs to chill out.
>>19360203
/tg/ pls.
46 min later 19360641 Anonymous
>>19360143
HURRR
HURRRRRR HURRRRRR HUR
>>>/e/
>>>/d/
>>>/g/
>>>/y/
47 min later 19360664 Anonymous
>>19360641
See? The butthurt is already surfacing, top lel
48 min later 19360687 Anonymous
>>19360664
neckbeard.jpg
50 min later 19360737 Anonymous (1359309799103.jpg 550x550 44kB)
>>19360687
51 min later 19360751 Anonymous
>>19360664
I'm a Hindu.
Sorry to disappoint.
Feel free to gb2
>>>/e/
>>>/d/
>>>/g/
>>>/y/
Though.
52 min later 19360789 Anonymous (1344717496049.png 495x498 334kB)
>>19360143
>mfw i'm a christian and i went to a shop that makes custom shirts and got that minus the "fucking" because people that wear shirts with blatantly offensive things on them are asshats looking for attention
>mfw nobody at my church gave a shit because not all christians are psychos who overreact to everything
>mfw i deadlift more than you
53 min later 19360808 Anonymous
>>19360789
Brofist.
I'm not even Christian.
57 min later 19360881 Anonymous
>>19360789
You are evidently not the subset of butthurt christians I was referring to, so carry on
58 min later 19360902 Anonymous (1359168501771.jpg 500x500 289kB)
>>19360751
A polytheist, but a theist all the same
1 hours later 19361033 Anonymous
>>19359647
> spinach
> 3gr of brotein per 100gr
>mfw popeye was a myth to get kids to eat spinach
1 hours later 19361059 Anonymous (1339002509258.jpg 180x284 14kB)
>>19360789
>he goes to church
1 hours later 19361088 Anonymous
>>19360902
Hindus aren't polytheistic, you fucktard.
They are a mix of Atheist and Pantheist.
1 hours later 19361121 Anonymous
>>19361088
Pantheism is a kind of polytheism jackass
1 hours later 19361170 Anonymous
>>19361088
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindu _deities
>deities
plural
>pantheon
plural
1 hours later 19361297 Anonymous
>>19360751
inb5 you're part of the untouchable caste
1 hours later 19361351 Anonymous
>>19359647
> Spake
Holy shit how can anyone walk around with that shit ? Is there some kind of inside joke in this ?
1 hours later 19361376 Anonymous
>>19361351
brown heathen detected
go read your qumrag and pray to allbah, terrorist scum
1 hours later 19361420 Anonymous
>>19361376
> Implying any sandman go on 4chan
Top fucken lel
1 hours later 19361451 Anonymous
>>19361420
there used to be a dude from qatar who posted here relatively frequently
1 hours later 19361487 Anonymous
>>19361121
No, they are two different concepts you retard.
Sharing ideas doesn't make them the same.
>>19361170
Are you retarded?
Having deities isn't what the religion revolves around. Everything is a fucking deity in Hinduism..... at the same time.. there are no fucking deities.
>morons thinking they understand things because they read 1/4 of a page on 'lel hindu gods' on wikipedia
PROTIP: Buddhism is also sometimes considered 'Hinduism' because Hinduism is a collection of Indian philosophy not a religion.
1 hours later 19361520 Anonymous
>>19360789
too bad that shit isn't even funny without 'fucking'.
1 hours later 19361544 Anonymous
>>19361520
>what is subtlety
American detected.
LOL IT HAZ FUNNEH WORD IN IT
1 hours later 19361558 Anonymous
>>19361376
>I lul'ed
1 hours later 19361572 Anonymous
>>19359663
spake, past tense of speak.
and it's a "bible verse," old english, get with the times faggot.
1 hours later 19361599 Anonymous
>>19361487
>Pantheism EVERYTHING IS GOD
>Polytheism SEVERAL GODS
1 hours later 19361625 Anonymous
>>19361599
Yes, they are different concepts.
Glad you agree.
1 hours later 19361659 Anonymous
>>19361544
>what is emphasis
1 hours later 19361751 Anonymous (photo.jpg 282x449 47kB)
>>19359838
just go make it on spreadshirt or something.
I ordered mine a size too big, and I made the lettering too small. sucks
1 hours later 19361767 Anonymous
>>19359647
oreo milkshake, couple of burritos from chipotle, french silk pie, and a couple fingers down the throat to finish it all off
1 hours later 19361784 Anonymous
>>19361767
ha...confirmed
1 hours later 19361786 Anonymous
Spinach 200 grams:
7 grams carbs
6 grams protein
0.8 grams fat
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/? i=spinach+200+grams
People don't realize how much protein is in fibrous vegetables. Also if you're eating nuts or grains they often don't have an amino acid that veggies in turn do have (which don't have the amino acids that sum nuts/grains have). Since you need the whole profile for protein synthesis and mass building, the only way to gain muscle is to include a proportionate amount of each in your diet.
1 hours later 19361818 King Milkfart (3a.jpg 402x604 32kB)
>>19359647
>"negative calories".
>Spinach
No. Spinach has calories.
>Hot sauces
Many brands of hot sauces use sugar. The ones with 0kcal most likely still have a very small amount, albeit something like 1-2kcal per tablespoon if not slightly more or slightly less. The "metabolic boost" you get from things like red pepper and cayenne pepper are negligible at best.
>Celery
Celery technically has calories. It even has a little bit of protein. However, the process by which your body has to pass the undigestable cellulose through your entire digestive system typically takes more energy than you get from the celery itself. In that one specific case, one could say it has "negative" calories only in the respect that the energy used to make celery-laden anus logs is greater than the energy sucked out of the pre-fecal celery.
>Kale
No. Kale has calories.
Real talk, nigga, real talk tight tight tight
1 hours later 19361828 Anonymous
>>19361786
>Implying every amino acid is an essential amino acid
>Implying you know fuck-all about how metabolism works.
Don't you have to be at soccer practice or something?
1 hours later 19361870 Anonymous (1359216548469.jpg 500x245 22kB)
>>19361818
pls go
1 hours later 19361957 King Milkfart (BUTWHY.jpg 278x229 18kB)
>>19361870
1 hours later 19362008 Anonymous (10577_10151395642455155_572050081_n.jpg 449x514 37kB)
>>19361957
2 hours later 19362278 Anonymous
>>19361786
whattafack kindof spinach is that?? OK Im reading from the fuckin bag here, per 100g of spinach
>10Kcal
>2g protein
>0.5g carbs
2.879 0.075