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2013-04-20 08:59 19329403 Anonymous (image.jpg 640x426 72kB)
How tough is your grandpa /fit/? >former soviet powerlifter. 260kg squat 300kg deadlift 185kg bench >got his foot broken in the army and spent 3 days in subzero temperature before help arrived >killed 3 people while in the army >worked in Siberia every summer when he was younger >has vodka gut but its pure muscle >taught me how to play and hustle billards >drinks almost a liter of vodka for breakfast >makes the best moonshine and makes extra money selling it for the past 10 years. Spends most of his money on me. Bought me a $15,000 car for my 17th birthday and helps me pay for college. He never gets in trouble beacuse he's freinds/neibors with a Ukrainian oligarch >15 years ago some asshole rich boy killed my greatgrandma in a car accident and got away with it. My gpa and my uncle found him and beat him into bloody pulp, he got brain damage and is now a retard, can't remember who did it to him >told me I'm his favorite grandson in front of cousins. They got butthurt. He rarely spends money on them >got me into powerlifting. Last year while visiting him in Ukraine I got robbed and got the shit beaten out of me. Went home crying and he slapped me, told me to stop being a pussy and to start lifting >Perfect marriage with grandma, never seen them fight >almost 80 and he still has muscles and sepends hours working on his garden in the summer. Can still run and sprint >recently some asshole half his age cut him and he broke his jaw with one punch then he carteized his wounds with a cigaret without flinching Sadly I don't have a picture but you'd mire his bearmode

1 min later 19329421 Anonymous
>>19329403 Holy fuck, you have the coolest grandpa in the fucking world.

2 min later 19329434 Anonymous
>>19329403 >Taking pride in some old washed up piece of shit

3 min later 19329437 Anonymous
>1 dead >1 dying

4 min later 19329445 Anonymous
>>19329434 10/10 LOL

5 min later 19329458 Anonymous
Sigh. He died last year. He was a native american ex-WWII marine ronnie coleman arms. I miss that motherfucker, but I feel like such a pansy compared to him. I smoke from his pipe sometimes but... it doesn't feel right. I feel like the pipe is rejecting me for being such a pussy.

6 min later 19329465 Anonymous
>>19329458 *with ronnie coleman arms, I mean. Dude had some big arms.

7 min later 19329476 Anonymous
>>19329403 former navy, retired to become an arborist. avid skiier, he was kicked off the ski partol for being a liability at fucking 75 years old. couple years later he snapped his neck racing some teenager, now he is skiing again and just fine

10 min later 19329526 Anonymous
>tfw your grandfather was the clumsy joker of his unit >stole his commanding officers jeep and crashed it while drunk >cut down a tree with a 50.cal while drunk >shot a hole in his sandbag bunker putting down his BAR and flooded the entire thing >entire position was overrun and he and the guy he was with were literally the only people to survive Fucking Chinese man, they must have not noticed the big pile of sand.

11 min later 19329542 Anonymous
>>19329437 This, pretty much. One made my father a good man, and the other made a fortune with his family's company after getting bombed in WWII. I never grew too close to any of my grandparents. They are like pets - lovely but short-lived and so simple you can't do much with them.

14 min later 19329570 Anonymous
>>19329421 Ye I know, I love that fucker more than my parents.

16 min later 19329594 Anonymous
>>19329403 Mine was a ratty little dude who was really good with numbers and made a pharmaceuticals company with some friends who eventually paid him off to sell his shares because they couldn't stand him. He literally doesn't understand the concept of fun and every conversation i had with him was always about school. He fancied himself an old-money blue blood and was so disappointed when i didnt want to be a doctor or lawyer and didnt get into a fancy ivy league school. He also got mad that i decided to play the keyboard instead of going to some conservatorium to be classically trained in piano (jokes on him bcuz i eventually did and have grown fond of classical music). Basically he stopped caring about me because I wasn't something he could show off to his "elite friends." He was a greedy tight arse with his money and loved controlling and manipulating everyone with it. At least he died relatively old with a full head of hair. Thanks for the genes gramps

17 min later 19329596 Anonymous
>South African world war 2 war veteran, sergeant in the East Africa campaign against Mussolini in '40-41 >He was a mechanic >He got a kiss from the queen in 1947 when she visited >He was a pipe-smoking badass, I would always see him with a couple old women hovering around him in his retirement home. >Could bench 100kg and squat 195kg at age 73 He died in 2001. I still miss him.

17 min later 19329600 Anonymous (1356084910885.gif 200x199 2919kB)
>93 years old >Was Z Special Unit >Got caught, busted out >Killed lots of cunts, but he doesn't say much about it >He was some bigshot in the Freemasons >After the war he started a global advertising agency with contacts all over the world >Millions made >He spent it all on stocks and property >Lost most of his money in the crash >Made most of it back again with his investment properties. >Still physically fit, walks everywhere, super independant, buys his own shopping, cooks for himself and his wife. etc. Basically the vigour of a 70 year old.

19 min later 19329614 Anonymous
>badass mother fucker >saw his house and people he knew blown to shit in ww2 >didn't go crazy >emmigrate to Canada >raised a good succesful family >ultimate hunter/fisherman, all self taught >shot crazy trophy animals, always go hunt by himself in the middle of nowhere >tough as nails quiet guy > inspiration for ery thing I do >forever mirrin nonno

19 min later 19329621 Anonymous
Oddly enough my grandpa is like the evil twin of OP's >Ex Norwegian Waffen SS (we didn't talk about that much, now he's dead, so doesn't really matter) >Escaped to Argentina after the war >Moved to the US >Always Boxed, lifted, looked like a silent movie star in his 60's >Taught me how to pick up women by actually pulling some Argentine ass from a book store while we were vacationing there >Told me if I don't lift and get strong, I'm fucking worthless >Told me to ignore what I see on TV/Movies, they (jews) want to make you a pussy >Gifted me a mother fucking Luger and Hitler Youth knife in his will

21 min later 19329637 Anonymous
he was an 87 year old guy, bookish. went from pretty much the lowest of the low, growing up poor in bangladesh, but did good enough to turn it all around for him and his family.

23 min later 19329648 Anonymous
>80 years old >no achievements of note >pack a day smoker >cant stand up without getting out of breath >complains all the time >sits and watches tv for 12 hours a day >shouts and me when i dont make him food >upsets my mum I started lifting because I didnt want to continue the cycle of failure and apathy that runs deep in my family.

26 min later 19329681 Anonymous
>>19329594 kinna sounds like dick bro. Go enjoy a life full of joy and pleasure. He died and left his money behind. Maybe when you go you can at least leave behind some fucking good memories.

28 min later 19329696 Anonymous
>>19329621 OP here. Funny thing is that my grandpas a juden. I'm still miring your grandpa though, my people are evil scum and you gramps was doing gods work.

29 min later 19329711 Anonymous
hungry skeleton 6 feet under

30 min later 19329716 Anonymous
Mother's side grandfather >Joined army just as WW2 starts, goes combat engineer >Becomes one of the Rats of Tobruk >Later in the war was part of a group which tested just how much equipment you could carry in a parachute jump >Almost broke his legs falling into a tree >War ends and he becomes an officer >Part of the occupation of Japan >Meets many japanese people, help build a disabled lady a house by hand back in Australia >Also has a shitload of kids >Is awesome to his final days, always spoils my brother and I Unfortunately I didn't get to know my other grandfather very well, he died just after I was born. However he was a successful pharmacist, so I think he was a good man.

30 min later 19329717 Anonymous
>>19329681 funny thing is my dad inherited all his money and was doing the exact same shit to me, manipulating etc. I told him to fuck off and shove his money that he didn't even work for (trust fund baby) up his arse. I'm not living a very lavish life or anything now but at least i broke the cycle

31 min later 19329732 Anonymous
>>19329696 Yeah, he was actually a pretty cool guy, he hated Communism far more than the jews. He was rabidly anti-communist.

34 min later 19329759 Anonymous
>>19329526 your grandfather sounds hillarious.

35 min later 19329767 Anonymous
>6 ft under Not very tough. Probably soft and gooey by now.

35 min later 19329769 Anonymous
> joined the navy at 17 > saved the lives of 4, 000 men on a boat in a typhoon > became a fighter pilot > became boxer > war ends > meets grandma, proposes on first date > she is still 100% loyal 60 years later. Damn.... what the fuck happened to our generation?

35 min later 19329771 Anonymous
Mom's dad: >Raced motorcycles, was one of the early pros that didn't make money. >Has been woodworking since he was nine. >Once built a hand-carved koi fish pool table that was the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen. Sold it for $250k when he could've gotten at least a cool mil. (He's always done shit cheap.) >Now teaching me the trade so it doesn't die with him and his sons that never had children. Dad's dad: >Never met him. >Only know he's a 6'5" ex football player that hated my dad. >Only know this from my mom since I never met my dad.

35 min later 19329774 Anonymous
My grandpa was a pretty cool guy, I don't think he was very tough but he used to be a soldier and did heavy factory work for 25 years so I'm probably wrong. He was a total baus. Other grandpa cycles a lot. >If only they could have died in reverse order

37 min later 19329790 Anonymous
>>19329769 Other g-pa was a hunter from england, spent his days hunting and smoking and raising hunting dogs. Married my g-ma 25 years younger than him

37 min later 19329791 Anonymous
>>19329621 your grandpa sounds fucking awsome. being left a luger and a youth knife in the will - you lucky mofo.

39 min later 19329806 Anonymous
>>19329769 Ikr. I'm a George Foreman so you might now expect this, but I wish it was still like that. >Just stay with someone >No fucks given >Made your decision >No backing out like a pussy >That's just how life is Proposing on the first date though... Top lel. My grandpa got my grandma pregnant and then he was pissed off because now he 'had to marry her'. They stayed together through everything though (and my grandma is one psycho bitch, and turned into a deathfat). He died 20 years ago and my grandma is still loyal to him. Won't even go near another dude.

41 min later 19329821 Anonymous
>>19329600 I knew a guy from Z unit, Rowland Griffiths-Marsh. He was a damned cool bloke.

41 min later 19329827 Anonymous
>>19329621 Win.

42 min later 19329838 Anonymous
>>19329732 Well fuck him in that case, there's nothing wrong with communism

43 min later 19329844 Anonymous
>>19329806 Yeah like women were just stuck to a guy when they got married. He has cancer now and my grandma literally lives for him, waits on him hand and foot. Women served their purpose and men made sureto provide everything for her, that made people happy. How can we say now thay that way of thinking is wrong and archaic when it clearly worked far better?

44 min later 19329852 Anonymous
well im german and my grandpa fought in eastern front im not sure why you think drinking alcohol is badass but yea he does drink a great deal of beer every day generally hes a pretty cool guy

45 min later 19329859 Brotarian
>Born into great depression >hardly saw mom as she took care of other kids to keep family alive since dad left >growing up, need money, get into illegal moonshining. Live off hunted food and tomato soup >get busted, while dating sheriffs daughter >get choice between ww2 or jail >need money pick war >fight in d day with 101st airborne >fight in battle of the bulge >come home, marry a don in the mafias daughter >leave that marriage >Vietnam >transport agent orange >narrowly escape death from a mortar >come home >find wife >work in factory for 30 years >build race cars, build stuff in shed, retire and life Man died two years ago. He was my hero, never heard him bitch about anything other than tomato soup.

45 min later 19329868 Anonymous (1364818808188.jpg 200x191 9kB)
>>19329838 top lel m8

46 min later 19329870 Anonymous
First one (never met, died before I was born) >polish >emigrated to eastern germany just before WW2 >WW2 happens >somehow gets the fuck out of there with grandma, my dad, and his brother and eventually batshit crazy sister >grandma says "Let's move to USA!" >grandpa says "No fucking way! My kids are not being drafted! We're moving to Canada!" >good call >later on dad and his brother start getting bullied when dad just started highschool >grandpa finds out where bullies lived >knocks back some vodka (he only drank on weekends. I remember my dad saying he was scared he saw him do that, it was a weekday) >grabs a baseball bat and walks out the door >arrives at bullies house >doesn't knock, walks straight into the living room >points the bat at the dad's head and says "tell your kids to leave my kids alone, or we're going to have one big problem" >dad and his bro were never bothered again inb4 "hurr durr, your dad and his bro should've fought them!". My dad and his bro were 14 and 13, their bullies were 22 and 20. It would've been a massacre.

46 min later 19329872 Anonymous
>>19329621 >>19329696 wtf am I reading

46 min later 19329875 Anonymous
>>19329844 Well, I'm not planning to wait on a guy hand and foot. I'm not that submissive. I'm all for an equal marriage, but one where men are allowed to be men and women are allowed to be women. And one where you don't back out like a pussy faggot. I'm not saying that because my parents divorced, that was the happiest day of my life. They should have never had children. But overall, I think it's better for society if marriages last through thick and thin. There will always be cases where a divorce is necessary or healthy, but people get together and divorce and fuck up entire generations on a whim, and that is wrong.

47 min later 19329881 Brotarian
>>19329838 Good news is there's an inherent flaw in its acquisition. I have my other issues with it but meh, this ain't /pol/

48 min later 19329894 Anonymous
>>19329403 I am officially jelly. My Grandpa is a pretty cool guy, but nothing extraordinary. I still love the shit out of him though.

48 min later 19329897 Anonymous
>>19329844 I don't know about you guys but I wouldn't want to marry some dumb bith whose only purpose in life is to be a housewife. I'd much rather marry a woman that I can have intelligent conversations with and that doesn't depend on me for everything. Feminism is not a bad thing despite what /fit/ thinks.

49 min later 19329915 Anonymous
>>19329897 This. Also, feminism isn't 'being better than men and glorifying misandry' like most feminazis think. From >>19329875

50 min later 19329925 Anonymous
>>19329897 You can have an intelligent conversation with a housewife. Anyway that style of living isn't feasible anymore unless you have lots of money.

50 min later 19329933 Anonymous (Jesusat33T.jpg 560x768 21kB)
my grandpa's dead.

53 min later 19329959 Anonymous
>tfw you don't have the opportunity to be as badass as your grandparents >tfw your get to work a shitty job

53 min later 19329970 Anonymous
>>19329925 >implying talking about gossip and cooking is intelligent You can keep your housewives, I'm gonna marry an Asian physicist when I go to grad school.

53 min later 19329971 Anonymous
>>19329875 I just think that duality needs to exist, men have a role and women too. I don't want my wife to be my damn servant but I want a women who isnt afraid to raise kids or work alongside me in the yard and doesn't have a problem with ne being the primary provider and he being the primary caregiver.

54 min later 19329974 Anonymous
My only living grandpa is a pretty cool guy. He's an amazing piano player, he's an architect and he knows a lot about computer hardware and computer programming. He designed a CAD program and Sports Authority paid him a couple hundred grand for the rights to the program. He gets me a 20% discount there. He's not healthy, though. He smokes a shit ton and I'm just waiting any day for the call that he has emphysema or a major heart attack.

54 min later 19329977 Anonymous (fiction.jpg 3072x2304 1476kB)
ITT

55 min later 19329985 Anonymous
>>19329875 My parents got divorced. I know the initial shouting and screaming and then the subsequent intense anger taken out on me by my mother left me a bit fucked in the head. I was recently taking car trip with the parents. They've stayed in contact over the years and somehow we ended up taking a car trip together. They were sitting in the front and I was sitting in the back just like during my childhood. I suddenly felt this special kind of calm come over me that I haven't felt in years. I know that sounds cliche and silly but it was real and it took me by surprise. It was definitely there.

55 min later 19329991 Anonymous
>>19329970 >Asian physicist be prepared to marry a dude

55 min later 19329995 Anonymous
>>19329971 Top lel, sorry but gl finding a woman like that outside of the Bible belt. God knows if I meet a guy like you I'll run for the hills.

56 min later 19330006 Anonymous (chinese comic books.jpg 411x206 20kB)
>born in the late depression >didnt do well in school, joined the air force >excelled there, became a top notch pilot in the early 60s >so good, the US govt decided he would be one of the few people to fly covert cargo missions >in these he transported nukes to vietnam, was on alert to fire if call came >sometimes stayed in secret rooms in hotels in the saigon and burma and other places >spy shit and guns on the floors i'm sure there's a lot he's not telling me, but i thought that was cool. i wish i could show /fit/ his flight books, he saved all his shit from the air force and a ton on yearbooks, as far back as 1917

57 min later 19330008 Anonymous
From what I know (he's dead now, and never spoke much about his time in the navy because PTSD) >WWII, served in the British Navy (had been a docker and then joined the Merchant Navy prior to the war) >Served on HMS Maori - helped to hunt down and engage the Bismarck, patrolled Mediterranean and Channel >Sank 3 times off the coast of Malta, one time swimming under the hull of the ship to get to land That's all I can recall without the wee scrapbook my dad has. Remember he used to hate loud noises, 'cause he worked in the munition bays and a loud noise wasn't exactly a bearer of good news.

57 min later 19330010 Anonymous
Both of my grandpas were total hardasses. Grandpa on mother's side: >Served in WWII >Killing nips in the pacific >All kinds of coolshit >Finished the war, decides he wants to be an Army dentist >Becomes Army dentist/corpsman >Serves in Korea doing mostly dental and medical work saving tons of lives >War is over >Still isn't fucking done >Vietnam happens >Dental and med duties still in 'Nam >War is over >Retires in latter 70's >Raises mom >Made her into the awesome woman she is today. Other grandpa: >WWII Vet >Served in Guam, did loads of island invasions >Real quiet man >But when he spoke -- everyone dropped what they were doing to listen. Endless wisdom came from that man's mouth. >Loved me to death, always telling me how I was his favorite grandson (and only grandson at the time). >He gave me my first coffee when I was 2 years old >(mom) "Grandpa! Don't be giving him coffee!" >"He's my grandson and he'll have whatever he wants!" >Anyways, worked as a barber after WWII in a small town >Slowly his buddies from the war died >Became a volunteer EMT on the side to help the town >On the morning of the day he died (Veterans day), he was seen putting flags out on all the vet's graves at the cemetery for his fallen brothers >Later collapsed that day in his barbershop He was the only grandpa I've ever known and had. I still remember his funeral when I was 10 or 11'ish. I still remember on the 4th of July I spent with him, blowing up stuff and playing with those firework tank things. And I still remember staying over and drinking coffee with him in the wee hours of the morning when I was so very young. I miss you grandpa. I really really do.

57 min later 19330013 Anonymous
I never knew either of my actual grandfathers. My step grandad who died a few years ago rode in the Tour de France which is pretty cool I guess, even though I couldn't give less of a fuck about cycling.

58 min later 19330019 Anonymous
My grandpa's dead but as far as i know: > had his on farm in nordfriesland, Germany > working hard, strong as fuck > strong and aryan enough to even join the SS (they asked him to do it) > he denies, because he doesn't give a shit about the Nazis and their weird shit, just wants to have his life on his farm > war breaks out > he has to join the army > fights in France, Poland, Russia all over the fucking place > the germans get caught in the near of Danzig, by the end of the war > he gets hit by a grenade in the dunes > the next day a ship carries away the wounded and only the wounded > he takes this last chance to escape, there were no ships sent after that > walks home from Kopenhagen to Maasbüll (350 km) > reaches an age of 93 before dying in peace > my dad once told me how they played with his iron cross and buried it somewhere in the garden, he didn't give a shit my gradpa was a pretty tough guy i guess

59 min later 19330031 Anonymous
Grandad nr 1; dead. Grandad nr2; Cancer, can't breathe properly, nearly dying due to smoking from when he was 6. Still is pretty awesome with having that "I don't give a shit" attitude. He got a computer around a year ago, he told me he had been using google. His specific words was: "I been on that google thing. They got everything there. Porn. Lots of porn."

1 hours later 19330046 Anonymous
>>19329977 Tfw your grandpa is from USA, England, Russia, Italy, Germany etc. And has bad ass war stories. Tfw you jelly

1 hours later 19330073 Anonymous
my grandpa was a broad scotsman, alpha as fuck and carried a Sgian-dubh everywhere he went

1 hours later 19330076 Anonymous
>>19330031 >Porn lel... in some ways men never change

1 hours later 19330091 Anonymous (image.jpg 650x360 43kB)
Jesus fucking Christ, I never heard of anyone from my or my fathers generations being this badass. Wtf happened to men? Not just men but the whole world. the human race is going to shit. we might as well be robots.We need another world war to weed out all these swagots

1 hours later 19330114 Anonymous
>>19330031 >"I been on that google thing. They got everything there. Porn. Lots of porn." Read that in a Clint Eastwood voice. >>19330091 It's not that, man. Those of us who have badass grandfathers just want to share their stories. Those who didn't have grandparents with a good story to tell about them will mostly likely not post in this thread. Don't feel bad. But I do agree. We need another war to weed out the weak.

1 hours later 19330119 Anonymous
My fathers dad was conscripted at age 16 into WW2, served as occupation soldier in Denmark. When the war was over, he dropped his gun and uniform and was back home one the farm before the Brits and all the expelled from the east arrived. Some people still accuse him that he killed a POW on the farm before he was drafted, but its probably untrue. But nobody really cared back then, a new POW costs like 5 RM to order from the SS. My moms dad fought in Russia and came back in 1953, he was captured during Operation Bagration. Thats where all of his brothers and also the brothers of my dads father died. He became a police officer and trained German Shepards. I never met him, he died early from the wounds.

1 hours later 19330131 Anonymous
>>19330091 The reason men don't have to be physically tough is what you referenced. No wars. Saying that we "need" one is fucking stupid though. I get the feeling that a lot of people know there is something wrong. We have the sense that modern life, convenience, entertainment are unhealthy in the doses they get presented to us and a lot of people are taking steps to find a way of dealing with it. I think that's the reason many of us are on /fit/

1 hours later 19330148 Anonymous
I wouldn't say he is tough, but he was in the military like most grandpas, and he does have those old man super hands/forearms that can hold on to/crush anything. It's more like he knows how to do literally everything that doesn't involve a computer. Fix a roof, replace carpet, fix your car, fix your plumbing, wire up shit, wood working, metal working, driving pro, etc. He had, not even kidding, worked 30+ different jobs. I respect him. He's 76 and can still do all these things with ease. I go golfing with him every week during the summer.

1 hours later 19330164 Anonymous (1325067883141.gif 280x207 463kB)
>>19330114 >MFW you have never served in the military & never will

1 hours later 19330192 Anonymous (1326792185.png 200x261 240kB)
>>19330164 >mfw I'm in med school >mfw my entire family is a military family >mfw I deal with the shit you're saying in your post constantly from them >laughingtothebank.tiff

1 hours later 19330194 Anonymous (faggot.jpg 367x451 30kB)
>>19330148 >worked 30+ different jobs Sounds like he got fired a lot for being a fuck up and had to learn different skills to feed his family bologna sandwiches

1 hours later 19330198 Anonymous
>survived the holocaust

1 hours later 19330203 Anonymous (1290208370194.jpg 388x296 78kB)
>>19330194 Fucking lol'd.

1 hours later 19330207 Anonymous
>>19330194 My grandpa was poor after he got out of the military and then worked his way up. He's living in a big ass house, 3 cars, and has enough money to do whatever the fuck he feels like. Vacations all the time, golf all the time, whatever, whenever. Living the dream.

1 hours later 19330214 Anonymous
>>19330091 Life isn't about being tough. But I do agree that there's something wrong with this generation. There was also something wrong wih the last generation(80's). I don't know what though, it's seems like people are turning into self entitled cunts

1 hours later 19330239 Anonymous
My grandpa is a dirty rat bastard, raised as an orphan, ran away from the state when he was in early teens and began a life of dodgy deals and slippery friends. Was a notorious womanizer and party man, worked as a proffesional musician among many other trades. Is now old and lonely from estranging his children and ex-wife(dad and grandma) to continue to live life in the fast lane. Hes a bit of a dick that you can't trust with money

1 hours later 19330297 Anonymous (chevrolet-cavalier-15.jpg 400x232 45kB)
>>19330207 Living vicariously through some old turd who couldn't even hold down a job Keep riding his dick anon and maybe one day that Chevy Cavalier will be yours pic related, his 3 cars

1 hours later 19330314 Anonymous (1365910511869.jpg 851x710 197kB)
>>19330091 Because this generation is fucking pussy and we live sheltered lives. If I lived 50 years ago I'd be out doing something worthwhile, but it's 2013 and here I am sitting in front of enough computing power to send a man to the moon and back.... and using it to shitpost on /v/ and /fit/. If I didn't have gym I would literally be pic related. I'm skipping countries soon though just for the sake of adventure (and the fact I have a dual citizenship).

1 hours later 19330338 Anonymous
>>19330214 The baby boomers are the cunts that started it all. After the horrors of the war parents wanted to spoil their children.

1 hours later 19330407 Anonymous
>>19330297 I don't see why you're so mad. He's probably enjoyed his life 10x more than the others in this thread. He has tons of friends that will do anything for him with a simple phone call. Anywhere I go with him, he always runs into someone he knows. Not everything is about being tough and badass. If you think killing people is something that's respectable, then you're truly a faggot.

1 hours later 19330418 Anonymous
>>19329594 So you play music for a living? and you lift? thats cool, you must get plenty of puss'

1 hours later 19330431 Anonymous
>>19329421 Mine, drank my grandmother to death after she had a stroke and was specifically told not to smoke or drink at all, then gradually lost interest in my entire family.

1 hours later 19330565 Anonymous
Grandpa 1 >Raised in Soviet Union >Went into WWII at 16 years old >Got some friends together and were involved in guerilla warfare >Wanted to do everything they could to help the country >Significant military achievements before he was of age to join the army >Gave him a platoon to lead when he joined. He did some crazy shit before he joined the army >Got a PhD in economics and became a professor after the war. >In his later years before he moved to the U.S with us. He owned a farm that had the most delicious strawberries I had ever tasted I respect that man so much. I look up to him and hope to be as badass as him one day Grandpa 2 >Soviet Union >Worked as government aerospace engineer >Helped design nukes, rockets, sattelites, radar, etc. >His work was always shrouded in secrecy I didnt know him too well when he died. Only visited him twice when I went to moscow. Back then I was a cunt, I wish I could go back to him right now and talk to him. Seriously guys, if your grandparents are still alive, make sure you go talk to them, ask them about their life, anything. You'll regret it if you dont.

2 hours later 19330687 Anonymous
Grandpa was a believer of healthy eating and alternative medicine Had a harley. Bench presses it every now and then. Very athletic but ottermode Had an unhealthy obsession with wemminz. I had a tonload of photo albums with pics of him and young girls with their tops off. I made that a game with visiting nephews and nieces, to have them find grandma from all those scandalous pics. Cardio fag. He died running when he got hit by a truck

2 hours later 19330853 Anonymous (CJpq.jpg 265x372 46kB)
>>19329621 Enjoy your master race genetics.

2 hours later 19330890 Anonymous
>>19330192 3rd world med school student here. what country are you living in? what do you recommend i do after i graduate?mrcp maybe? thanks in advance.

2 hours later 19330919 Anonymous
>>19330853 Yeah, I'm 5'8" I'm sure those genetics will kick in any minute now

2 hours later 19330930 Anonymous
>>19329403 >he's 65 >builder his whole life >never even lifted >5'8'' probably like 100kg of fuck you >he came up for a week to visit >I'm navy btw, took him to pussers pub >~80 jacks there on a friday pay night >mfw he arm wrestles and doesn't lose once >mfw he beat me He bought me drinks the whole night with the couple hundy bucks he won. >mfw he's old and still more alpha than me

3 hours later 19331302 Anonymous
The fact that this thread exists means You're all underage or You're gypsies My grandfather was born a couple of years after the Titanic sank ffs.

3 hours later 19331523 Anonymous
>>19330431 Other one is dead. My Dad's boss and her husband treat me like a grand kid though, they really love me, even helping us move back to England and promising to visit.

3 hours later 19331575 Anonymous
>grandpa went and invaded russia in ww2 >russian winter came whit went bad as always do >they try to survive, find a hut/barn family can't do nothing but let them in >nazi allies arrive armed and more in numbers order everyone out >grandpa and friends realize they can't survive out >throw in a couple of grenades, and shoot the allies up >go back in the barn even let the russian fmaily back >they survived

3 hours later 19331648 Anonymous
>Killed some krauts >Lost a forearm to said krauts >Got a couple of medals due to killing the krauts >Never bitched about losing his forearm >Build his own house >Spent the rest of his life farming Skin like leather. Fingers like steel. A silent giant that loved spending time with his grandchildren.

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