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2013-04-07 07:33 19006683 Anonymous Sunday beta thread (beta.png 400x400 6kB)
To kick things off, I present you this video, cringing guaranteed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIO9 LgFPC5g

6 min later 19006864 Anonymous (hagyKT6.jpg 538x718 32kB)


9 min later 19006946 Anonymous
I fucking dare you to watch the full minute of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur e=player_detailpage&v=chLc3Ohzu1k

13 min later 19007041 Anonononon (1360063716946.jpg 1023x1023 72kB)
>>19006864 dont fucking tell me thats knoxville

17 min later 19007152 Anonymous
>>19006946 I had to stop at >"come on" >"what" >"it's your life, you gotta take the chance" I'm in fucking pain.

24 min later 19007314 Anonymous (OVER.jpg 252x310 29kB)
>>19006946 gghgfffffuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

25 min later 19007333 Anonymous
>>19007041 lel

26 min later 19007362 Anonymous
>>19007041 so much alpha in that pic

28 min later 19007404 Anonymous
>>19006946 aaaaahhhhh kill me pls

31 min later 19007505 Anonymous
>>19006683 tbh, that guy doesn't fit the classic beta type. Chicks love that kind of shit for some reason.

32 min later 19007510 Anonymous (1354532243099.jpg 288x471 39kB)
>>19006683 oh god

32 min later 19007542 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QB RgyitFs no beta thread without them fedoras

33 min later 19007553 Anonymous (1345422735661.png 848x612 650kB)
Have some rage

33 min later 19007555 Anonymous
>>19006946 you won

35 min later 19007598 Anonymous
>>19007553 redefining modern tragedy

35 min later 19007618 Anonymous
>>19006946 >Implying that wasn't fucking hirarious

36 min later 19007632 Anonymous
>>19007314 >take a chance what she hears >i am goddamn desperate. As a bonus, ill finish in a minute. Atleast it will be over quickly.

38 min later 19007678 Anonymous
>>19006683 >I knew it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship >friendship

40 min later 19007745 Anonymous (1347568334438.png 960x640 1032kB)
>>19006683 The vagina claims another victim

41 min later 19007756 TheSerb
>>19007553 >killthemalljohnny.jpg

41 min later 19007781 Anonymous
>>19006946 good thing a camera man was there to capture it

42 min later 19007804 Anonymous
>>19007553 whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

43 min later 19007828 Anonymous
>>19006946 can't do it can't be done cannot be fucking done oh my god

48 min later 19007940 Anonymous (Greek_lc_gamma.png 220x400 2kB)
ITT

49 min later 19007979 Anonymous
>>19007041 This could be used as a quick definition of the concept of lulz.

52 min later 19008073 Anonymous
>tfw she saw your message but no response

55 min later 19008145 Anonymous
>>19006946 The headbutt count... oh god why?

56 min later 19008167 Anonymous
>>19007979 Please kill yourself

56 min later 19008176 Anonymous
>>19006946 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I always end up pausing and resuming these types of videos over and over because they're so fucking difficult to get through

57 min later 19008205 Anonymous
>>19007756 I read that as "kill the mall johnny..."

1 hours later 19008285 Anonymous
>>19008176 >fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu /b/ is here

1 hours later 19008312 Anonymous
>>19008285 it's probably rabbit dude

1 hours later 19008317 Anonymous
>>19008285 More like ninegag

1 hours later 19008492 Anonymous
>>19008285 since when is that a /b/ thing? or reddish/9fag? I had no idea, I guess i'm a total faggot

1 hours later 19008605 Anonymous
>>19008176 gtfo you fucking faggot

1 hours later 19008653 Anonymous
>>19008492 It's pretty much only used by the same people who say "lol trolled" and "umad?"

1 hours later 19008670 Anonymous
>>19008492 it was a /b/ thing before it was a redd/9 thing. faggot.

1 hours later 19008693 Anonymous
>>19006946 >Headbutt count My seids.

1 hours later 19008697 Anonymous
>>19008492 First day on the internet?

1 hours later 19008828 Anonymous
>tfw I was just like that atleast I was 17

1 hours later 19008908 Anonymous
>>19008605 >>19008653 >>19008670 >>19008697 i'm getting too old for this shit

1 hours later 19008994 Anonymous
Get on his level http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0qF 7anaUhk

1 hours later 19009009 Anonymous
>>19007553 humanity pls no

1 hours later 19009028 Anonymous
>>19008994 dat delusion

1 hours later 19009045 Anonymous
>>19008994 >Start of video Ok, he seems pretty alpha about it >"We love you" >"I love you" >Why.jpg

1 hours later 19009071 Anonymous
>>19008908 You clearly aren't a glorious nolifer neckbeard, you don't belong.

1 hours later 19009096 SeanBeanAlwaysDed
>>19007542 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Q BRgyitFs hard to watch but possible... probably goin to puke now

1 hours later 19009098 Anonymous
>>19006946 watching him try to slide a kiss in there was more painful than watching babby puppy die in pain

1 hours later 19009127 Anonymous
>>19007553 No. I refuse to believe this shit is real. No way, nope.

1 hours later 19009150 Anonymous
>>19009127 If you don't think people are shit by now, you have a harsh time ahead bro.

1 hours later 19009164 Anonymous
>>19008994 >"we love you" >awkward pause >"I love you." Aw shit.

1 hours later 19009266 Anonymous (1365286788127.gif 400x400 101kB)
>>19007553 USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

1 hours later 19009279 Anonymous
>>19009266 I find her lazy eye kinda cute, would fuck,

1 hours later 19009291 Anonymous
>>19009279 bish got destroyed on film

1 hours later 19009294 Anonymous
>>19007979 tis' a shared epic thought sir

1 hours later 19009299 Anonymous
>>19006946 >lol'd and cringed at the headbutt count

1 hours later 19009385 Anonymous
>>19008994 Oh fuck

1 hours later 19009396 Anonymous
>>19006946 That was just pure comedy gold.

1 hours later 19009407 Anonymous
>>19009291 link

1 hours later 19009410 Anonymous
>>19009266 Wat was the story about her? Wasnt she the famous musician who did porn or something?

1 hours later 19009420 Anonymous
>>19009291 ive been trying to find that shit for months any links

1 hours later 19009441 Anonymous
>>19006683 i couldn't even finish this. painful!

1 hours later 19009446 Anonymous
>>19006683 >6 minutes, yeah nah

1 hours later 19009457 Anonymous
>>19009420 is this it? http://www.tube8.com/blowjob/mayli- gets-facial-abuse/2425001/

1 hours later 19009467 Anonymous
It's not the betaness that got me. It's the annoying "lol so randumb" shit that he does every other minute.

1 hours later 19009479 Anonymous
>>19006683 The thing is he's not ugly so even though he's obnoxious as all hell, she'll probably think it's sweet and shit.

1 hours later 19009486 Anonymous
>>19006683 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIO 9LgFPC5g and the guy isn't even fat or anything like that

1 hours later 19009492 Anonymous
>>19006864 >tfw he has a gf and you don't jk most girls have very bad hygiene and only some like maybe 1:3 actualy have a clean cooch

2 hours later 19009504 Anonymous
>handsome guy trying to get with ugly bitch Why? He has so much going for him, and he picks the ugliest chick in his friend group.

2 hours later 19009505 Anonymous
>>19006683 The dude is attractive. This might actually work. It's a lot less sad and pathetic when the dude is good looking - girl might even interpret it in the way he intended it. Srs. I've seen similarly sappy shit from a guy I know who is devastatingly handsome but a total beta. And for him, it always works.

2 hours later 19009511 Anonymous
>>19009457 i would berry my dick so far deep inside her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

2 hours later 19009553 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur e=player_embedded&v=RQRBeuA-Izs#! this guy is both alpha and beta at the same time

2 hours later 19009598 Anonymous (1363909736752.gif 645x773 8kB)
Facebook conversation Me: Hey, how are u? Her: Hi!! Fine fine! End of conversation. You dont know this feel.

2 hours later 19009601 Anonymous
>>19006683 >This is what pussy makes grown men do

2 hours later 19009611 Anonymous
>>19009598 Why didn't you say anything else?

2 hours later 19009613 Anonymous
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2 hours later 19009623 Anonymous
>>19009598 u r so brave

2 hours later 19009641 Anonymous
>>19009611 because she didnt say "and you?" I've over 1000 friends on facebook. I only talk with aprox 15 of them. kill me

2 hours later 19009658 Anonymous
>>19009598 woah you talked to a grill?!?! pls anon-san show me ur ways

2 hours later 19009667 Anonymous
>>19008205 thanks for sharing

2 hours later 19009669 Anonymous
>>19009553 This reminds me of one of my friends. We've always told him that he belongs in the 50's because he's classy as fuck without really trying but he doesn't do too well with girls. He found a fat beta lover that has basically pussy whipped him and made him move 300 miles away from everyone else.

2 hours later 19009675 Anonymous
>>19006683 gay as fuck he will surely regret it years down the line when they break up also why didnt he take her to disneyland? that would be better than him showing off his own trip

2 hours later 19009705 Anonymous
>>19009505 >devastatingly handsome post pics pls

2 hours later 19009718 Anonymous
>>19009705 you forgot to say no homo

2 hours later 19009742 Anonymous
>>19009718 forgot?

2 hours later 19009754 Anonymous
>>19009641 so you keep the conversation going. For all you know, she's thinking "why isn't he talking to me anymore". But then again, you're a beta cunt, so she's probably happy that you stopped talking to her.

2 hours later 19009758 Anonymous
>>19007152 I could not get past that part

2 hours later 19009785 Anonymous
>>19009754 nah i usually respond to the girls who talk to me first, but if i talk to one and she is not interested i move on. But it still hurts

2 hours later 19009827 Anonymous
>>19007152 I bet he's one of thos PUA guys, trying to make it seem to her like he was some kind of price or something. lel

2 hours later 19009837 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLzY g8UruUE Skip to 3:40 and wait for the cringefest to begin

2 hours later 19009867 Anonymous
>>19009837 Oh fuck no nigger I'm not watching that one again. I just cant..

2 hours later 19009878 Anonymous
>>19009837 lol dat cut off by the PA, couldnt have planned it better

2 hours later 19009901 Anonymous
>>19009837 Play him off, keyboard cat.

2 hours later 19009915 Anonymous
>>19009837 No. No no no. Nope.

2 hours later 19009980 Anonymous
>>19009837 That niggas got balls. I couldn't dream of doing that. Maybe I have dignity or something IDK...

2 hours later 19009988 Anonymous
>>19009504 you must be fun to be around

2 hours later 19009994 Anonymous
>>19006683 saw the title of clip nope.jpg

2 hours later 19010001 Anonymous
>>19009837 wow

2 hours later 19010016 Anonymous
>>19010001 i had to stop it after 13 seconds

2 hours later 19010237 Anonymous
>>19009837 I can't watch this. Can someone tell me if she accepts or not?

2 hours later 19010247 Anonymous
>>19010237 >we both agreed it would be better to stay friends

2 hours later 19010372 Anonymous
>>19010237 if she did the video wouldnt have been posted

2 hours later 19010434 Anonymous
>>19006683 Bow to your king: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3U obSZl34

3 hours later 19010487 Anonymous
>>19009837 yes but he's too far into the friend zone to be saved

3 hours later 19010538 Anonymous
>>19010434 The way he says "katana" is so fucking funny. Oh god my sides

3 hours later 19010589 Anonymous
>>19010434 Fucking lel'd at the kid's face at 00:45

3 hours later 19010607 Anonymous
>>19009553 >>19009553 I WANNA BE THIS FUCKING GUY. DOESN'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK. SO ALPHA >srs

3 hours later 19010691 the squat rack is for curlz
>>19009837 it hurts. i cant... it hurts too much

3 hours later 19010704 Anonymous
>>19009837 If you add #t=3m40s to the end of that link it will start at 3:40

3 hours later 19010710 Anonymous
>>19010434 I can just imagine this guy trying to precisely take off some girl's panties while she lies there in disgust and when he finally removes them his brother, who had been watching the whole time attempts to whistle.

3 hours later 19010862 Anonymous
>>19010710 lel

3 hours later 19010926 Anonymous
>>19009837 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLz Yg8UruUE nope. not watching that. i'd rather scratch the shit out of a chalk board.

3 hours later 19010997 Anonymous
>>19009837 I'm gonna kill myself.

3 hours later 19011005 Anonymous
>>19009837 >This video contains content from UMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. Always ruining the fun

3 hours later 19011066 Anonymous
>>19009837 >Not available on mobile Somebody upload this shit

3 hours later 19011101 Anonymous
>>19010434 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?featu re=player_embedded&v=RQRBeuA-Izs#! Water Baby Family.

3 hours later 19011297 Anonymous
>>19010434 Hahahaha this is literally what I imagine everyone on /b/ over the age of 20 and around 70% of /fit/ looks and sounds and acts like. Fuck. Also I wanted to smash that dorky little kid's face in, "IT'S TAPE! IT'S TAPE!" Alright, calm the fuck down you miniature autist, God damn.

3 hours later 19011339 Anonymous
someone post that breakup video of the guy driving round his farm being "awesome" please please

3 hours later 19011463 Anonymous
cant decide if apex alpha or beta http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lgM hXXTukY

3 hours later 19011503 Anonymous
>>19011463 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lg MhXXTukY >That song There's not enough vomit in the world. I already don't want to to watch it.

4 hours later 19011631 Anonymous
you got nothing on this http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur e=player_embedded&v=rw0rHUitSjw

4 hours later 19011701 Anonymous
>>19011631 the fuck is with her eyes? she on krokodil?

4 hours later 19011712 Anonymous
>>19006683 If he can't tell his friends then who was camera?

4 hours later 19011730 Anonymous
>>19006683 a) I actually know Katie. We worked together briefly at Disney. We used to fuck up until a few months ago. She was the one who first showed me this video. The first time I watched it while she gave me head. We booth laughed at how pathetic he is. I ended it when I started getting with her hotter friend. b) He's a manlet. I don't know if was easy to tell in the video?

4 hours later 19011747 Anonymous
>>19011631 tfw i had a gf wo wanted me to sing to her i started rapping cream by wu tang we broke up a week later lel

4 hours later 19011775 Anonymous
>>19011701 I think it's called "Fear". She looks as if she wants to die while he's singing at her. the people in the al quaeda beheading videos weren't as afraid of their captors as she is of hers.

4 hours later 19011822 Anonymous
>>19011775 that guy managed to freak out a 1/10

4 hours later 19011830 Anonymous
>>19011730 Since 4chan won't let me upload pictures here's vid related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD 206eSv0

4 hours later 19011847 Anonymous (1345431113443.jpg 453x576 106kB)
>>19011730 if true wud b laff

4 hours later 19011863 Anonymous
>>19011830 >>19011847 perfect

4 hours later 19012001 Anonymous
>>19011730 While you're obviously lying... I still felt bad. You know that feel when the girl you've liked for month comes online and has a boyfriend. It's a lame feel.

4 hours later 19012041 Anonymous (1345623580523.jpg 400x298 18kB)
>>19011463 >Dat singing >Dat shirt

4 hours later 19012053 Anonymous
>>19012001 It happens to the best of us shake(jack) it off

4 hours later 19012151 Anonymous
>>19009457 Watching that I can't help but feel bad. My boner seems do disagree how ever

4 hours later 19012356 Anonymous
>>19012151 if you are interested in stabding up for women i suggest you join an advocacy group if your in Canada come join me at U of Toronto in Businness bld. room 324 9-10 pm

4 hours later 19012359 Anonymous
>>19009837 Fucksake, cant manage to watch a single second of that, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

4 hours later 19012474 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur e=player_embedded&v=hYbH8lfd4Bw Ye who enter leave hope behind.

4 hours later 19012573 Anonymous
>>19012474 >Woohoo we have the place to ourselves. My fucking seids.

4 hours later 19012574 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7pH mSQl8Es&list=LLd3HlZetg1mWo40Tj6zOH iA Autism unleashed

4 hours later 19012579 Anonymous
>>19009837 Thanks to beta threads and /fit/, I actually get pleasure from watching cringe videos. In a weird way it actually remedies me from all the cringeworthy shit I did as a beta kid in highschool.

4 hours later 19012600 Anonymous
>>19012474 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?featu re=player_embedded&v=hYbH8lfd4Bw tore dat synthetic polymer up m8

4 hours later 19012625 Anonymous
>>19009837 She......she said yes? He's lying right? He's just trying to save face on youtube.

4 hours later 19012675 Anonymous
>>19012625 when cornered into situations like that, of course she'll say yes doesn't mean that he fucked her at prom though she probably ran off with some alpha and got the dick from him

4 hours later 19012676 Anonymous
>>19012474 "The problem with my.. relationship.. is that she's not.. alive." Closed video, can't deal with it, holy fuck.

4 hours later 19012752 Anonymous (level6bitch.jpg.jpg 974x544 74kB)
Thanks guys

4 hours later 19012753 Anonymous
>>19009837 I'd have totally asked Kelsey to the prom. Would have picked a better song too.

4 hours later 19012756 Anonymous (1365293164909.jpg 326x480 26kB)
Ok /fit/, enough depressing beta shit. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNc hOndeJmU

4 hours later 19012773 Anonymous (1362687328834.jpg 480x480 21kB)
>>19006946 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?featu re=player_detailpage&v=chLc3Ohzu1k 8 seconds. Then stopped and waited for 1 minutes. then only lasted another second.

4 hours later 19012865 [✓] Thin Privilege (1339879943661.jpg 536x480 92kB)
>>19006683 Damn his teeth are huge. >qt 3.14 average korean potential gfs spotted @ 3:06

5 hours later 19013025 Anonymous
hey guys if you're having trouble watching the videos, try watching them with this playing in the backround http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrA- QzjkEPs

5 hours later 19013028 Anonymous
>>19009837 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAAY!

5 hours later 19013400 Anonymous (3284762387623.jpg 700x393 114kB)
>>19006683 AWWW This was actually cute if you watch the whole thing. The guy is funny, dorian from scrubs c'mon! Truth time! >ITT: Ugly Pseudo-Alphas getting pissed at good looking beta >Look at vid description >As promised, Katie...now you can watch it whenever you'd like. >he banged the shit outta her Go cry pseudo-faggot AHAHHAHA

5 hours later 19013476 Anonymous
>>19013400 he is not funny, his video sucks, and he probably never had the balls to fuck her anyway she most likely left him for someone alpha in the end

5 hours later 19013572 Anonymous (1291921240618.jpg 251x222 11kB)
>>19013476 >she most likely left him for someone alpha in the end >implying I'm temporarily right >implying you're a jealous faggot of annoying beta Hello Omega

5 hours later 19013610 Anonymous
>>19013476 it's not meant to be funny, it's meant to be sweet. Because he's not ugly as fucking sin he can do all this quirky lame "romantic" shit and she'll love it. It's just the type of bullshit that's happened in all her fave movies. He makes a shitty little video, comes off as sensitive and gets to fuck her. Yes it's stupid and cheesy, but some girls like stupid and cheesy.

5 hours later 19013747 Anonymous
>>19012756 >no homo

5 hours later 19013785 Anonymous
>>19013610 you sound like a grill or a beta romantic girls dont eat quirky romantic shit up and reward it with sex welcome to the real world

5 hours later 19013901 Anonymous
>>19013785 Retarded american girls about his age do. I said girls, not women. No women would fall for this stupid shit obviously.

5 hours later 19013904 Anonymous
>>19012752 lol I'm honestly trying this one

6 hours later 19014900 Anonymous (mfw.jpg 1280x1024 247kB)
>>19013025 Holy shit, i don't know why this song is so hilarious.

6 hours later 19015047 Anonymous
>>19009837 Sometimes I worry that I'm a beta faggot and I'm just unaware of it, and then I see something like this and I realize that I am not. Thank you

6 hours later 19015613 Anonymous
>>19009837 Oh shit man. Why? Just... that hurt to watch.

7 hours later 19015736 Anonymous
>>19012356 >UofT >Business lawl

7 hours later 19015772 Anonymous
>>19015736 stabbing up for women methinks that was a freudian slip, top lel

7 hours later 19016187 Anonymous
>>19012756 If I heard this song at a party I would dance harder than anyone has danced before. Like, I would literally go insane on the dance floor.

7 hours later 19016245 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v =wAkCLpMtjlM&feature=endscreen

8 hours later 19016923 Anonymous
>>19016245 I'd hate to be the borglor robbing his house.

8 hours later 19016965 [✓] Thin Privilege (1349052769621.png 500x375 232kB)
>>19009837 horrific. at first i was thinking that the intercom interruption was going to be a part of his proposal lol.

8 hours later 19017135 Anonymous (1356656570789.jpg 251x217 7kB)
>>19009266 >>19009457 Fuck this, seriously. Do you know what is the one single thing rustled my jimmies more than anything else, ever? >Look at the picture of this girl >She looks cute, innocent, and even intelligent >Imagine you meet her >She is actually cute and intelligent >You have the same taste in music, cinema, you play the same videogames, etc >You fall in love with her >You'll eventually start dating >You are fucking happy, you got not only a gf, but the girl of your dreams >You think about her all the time, you do everything for her, she is your everything >Now 2 years later, when you are thinking about marrying her you find this video. And do you know what's fucked up? That there is a good chance that something similiar happened to my crush, or my gf. Fuck this. I will never be able to truly love a woman after seeing this. Fuck. This.

8 hours later 19017184 Anonymous
>>19009837 Holy fuck man that was brutal

8 hours later 19017460 Anonymous
>>19009553 i'd suck his cock

8 hours later 19018027 Anonymous
>>19008492 >>19008605 >>19008653 >>19008670 fuck you all

9 hours later 19018214 Anonymous
beta videos are way too real... just stay with the pics and spare everones health

9 hours later 19018382 Anonymous
>>19006946 That shit was fucking hilarious. >Made it through the whole minute >feel better about myself that i can actually read social cues and that dumb idiot cant. >dat heabutt count lel

9 hours later 19018526 Anonymous
>>19009837 >see the number of responses this post got.. >dis gon' be good >skip to 3:40 >dam.. chicks pretty hot.. >can tell dude is beta >"i promised id do something for you.." >*starts singing* >"Fuck it. I'm done" Didnt make it very far.

9 hours later 19018819 Anonymous
>>19006946 I was laughing pretty hard.

11 hours later 19020912 Anonymous (1341621284601.gif 316x213 1994kB)
http://youtu.be/9N61RJ9oBZk

11 hours later 19021075 Anonymous (1318010422055.jpg 460x300 27kB)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YZ2 eJ_qgVs&hd=1

12 hours later 19021941 Starbuck
>>19017135 >>Realizes girls enjoy sex and are just as sexually active as guys. Oh my.

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