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2013-04-07 05:58 19004703 Anonymous (image.jpg 633x639 132kB)
>tfw this actually happens to you

1 min later 19004726 Anonymous
how the fuck is this /fit/ related?

1 min later 19004727 Anonymous
well maybe you are the sweaty one u narcissistic bastard.

1 min later 19004730 Anonymous
>>19004703 she could be intimidated by your good looks/muscles that's what I tell myself anyway >tfw no gf

2 min later 19004741 Anonymous
>she probably thinks the same way as you think about sitting next to a good looking female on the bus

4 min later 19004790 Anonymous
>>19004703 >implying this isn't because there is next to no space on the seat next to me cause of my wide frame

5 min later 19004817 Anonymous
if this is true you probably came off as desperate. Learn to scope without creeping

6 min later 19004843 Anonymous
>>19004741 This. She's too intimidated. at least I tell myself >tfwnogf

7 min later 19004853 Anonymous
>>19004741 >i want to believe.jpg

7 min later 19004869 Anonymous (stažený soubor.jpg 500x526 88kB)
sorry to hear about that cancer brah

8 min later 19004889 Anonymous
>>19004703 >that feel when a woman sits next to you rather than sitting next to a self pitying faggot on the bus

9 min later 19004916 Anonymous
>>19004790 implying I want a qt to sit next to me. I rather take up two seats cuz Iam kinda big than have a girl sit next to me cuz of >reasons

13 min later 19005005 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw0 XE7U3KlA peripherals anon, use them

14 min later 19005014 Anonymous
>>19004869 >feels >cancer She's right

26 min later 19005329 Anonymous (1364225877566.jpg 300x303 41kB)
>>19004869 haha oh wow

32 min later 19005452 Anonymous
>>19004741 But that's because you don't you're attractive/think you're ugly. If I was 10/10 I'd sit to any bitch I want, same goes with hot women

44 min later 19005675 Anonymous
>>19004703 or maybe your the greasy creep

46 min later 19005703 femanon
women do this because they are shy around decent looking guys of their own age. by sitting next to someone completely sexually unavailable and uninteresting (old, fat, young, same sex, etc) there is no sexual tension.

47 min later 19005715 Anonymous
>>19004741 Yeah before I got fit and realised how handsome my face is I would hesitate before sitting next to a pretty girl, preferring to stand/sit next to a creep or senior or something.

47 min later 19005723 Anonymous
>>19004703 >>19004741 >Overthinking: The Thread not every human is as lonely as you, my friends

51 min later 19005790 Anonymous
>tfw the inverse happens and females sit behind, in front and besides you even though the rest of the bus was empty. It only happened once and I'm still confused.

53 min later 19005822 Anonymous
>That feel when small talk with taxi drivers and the such. I get progressively better each time.

56 min later 19005863 Anonymous
these types of situations are a catch 22 for me if she chooses not to sit next to me i think i'm a disgusting piece of shit if she does sit with me i lock up and make sure to sit as far away from her as possible to avoid any form of physical contact

56 min later 19005864 Anonymous
>>19004703 >>19004730 >>19004741 yup. could be female spaghetti.

56 min later 19005867 Anonymous
>>19004869 lol

1 hours later 19005943 Anonymous
>>19005863 >if she does sit with me i lock up and make sure to sit as far away from her as possible to avoid any form of physical contact lol have you tried nofap? I would recommend giving it a shot for 30 days. Seriously improved my anxiety around women IMMENSELY. You will be too horny to give a fuck, and you'll just start having natty conversations basically on accident.

1 hours later 19005958 Anonymous
>>19005863 I know that feel all too well, anon. I always choke when something like that happens. Of course, there's a chance that she's not into me at all and I'm just fooling myself.

1 hours later 19005981 Anonymous
>>19005958 oh i have no doubt that she couldn't care less about me

1 hours later 19006033 Anonymous
I don´t think the public transportation is a good place to start a conversation at all for the normal folk. Even less to find the love of your life or some random fuck

1 hours later 19006044 Anonymous
>>19005943 >depriving myself of the only joy i have i guess i could give it a shot masturbation and alcohol have killed every chance i've had to know what it's like to have a woman give me an orgasm

1 hours later 19006056 Anonymous (1332333425094.jpg 500x667 37kB)
>>19004703 Now I sit next to hot women constantly in public transportations for the same reasons I wait for somebody to walk in in a public restroom to take a shit. I'm living dangerously, my friends.

1 hours later 19006096 TIM Chainz
>>19006044 >Alcohol the reason I get bitches. >last 3 girls I been with was because I was drinkin and talkin to them >banged 2, finger popped the last

1 hours later 19006100 Anonymous
>>19004703 How many times do you chose to sit next to the creepy guy, old woman, or ugly chick instead of the hot one on the bus?

1 hours later 19006116 Anonymous
What city has such godawful bus design??? Putting two seats like that means the two people have to get up when the one beside the window wants to get off

1 hours later 19006128 Anonymous
>tfw only available seat faces other window >tfw rather have neck cranked to the right rather than look out opposite window

1 hours later 19006162 Anonymous
>>19006096 >Alcohol the reason I get bitches same here bro, it actually allows me to talk to them and get them to the bedroom realize i'm too drunk to get an erection and the spiraling effect of disappointment only makes it worse i swear they must think im gay

1 hours later 19006165 Anonymous
>>19004869 >stažený soubor.jpg does czech republic feel the feel too?

1 hours later 19006202 Anonymous
>>19006116 What design do yours have? two seats on each side of the isle is basically standard design. Maximum capacity. Why waste space?

1 hours later 19006222 Anonymous
>>19004703 This doesn't happen to me. What happens to me is that the seat next to me usually ends being the last one available, and in spite of that no qts will sit next to me. Although to be fair, ugly girls won't sit, too. Only old people accompany me. Maybe I just intimidate young ones.

1 hours later 19006237 Anonymous
>>19006202 buses here have mostly rows on either side and 2 that face the windows that flip up

1 hours later 19006251 TIM Chainz
>>19006162 Never had a problem getting it up, unless I fired the revolver like twice that day before the party, which happened one time. which turned out ok because I didn't really wanna bang that girl after the fact

1 hours later 19006254 Anonymous (1323035913367.jpg 448x456 19kB)
>ostentatiously eye girl getting on bus >achieve obvious boner >wonder why she doesn't want to sit next to you

1 hours later 19006263 Anonymous (1358663602183.jpg 367x479 32kB)
>that one old smelly guy fuck you who ever you are on the 125

1 hours later 19006271 Anonymous
>>19006165 Every nation in the world knows of the feels

1 hours later 19006285 Anonymous
>>19006222 >>19004730 So much this

1 hours later 19006293 Anonymous
>tfw a qt 3.14 asian sits next to you >tfw you have the window seat >tfw your stop is coming up >tfw dont want to make her move >wait until bus gets to station and everyone gets off

1 hours later 19006333 Anonymous
>>19006293 you can't be serious

1 hours later 19006340 Anonymous
I like sitting on my own. So whenever someone eyes up my seat, i pat on the empty seat and give them a creepy smile. It always ends up with them standing for the rest of the journey. Fuck Yeah! i love having two seats to myself

1 hours later 19006351 Anonymous
>>19006333 The only serious thing here is your triples man!

1 hours later 19006355 Anonymous
>Milf sits next to you >Places hand on your knee >Eye contact followed And then my brain pretty much shut down.

1 hours later 19006359 Anonymous
>>19006340 >THIS LONELINESS SCREAMS LOUDER THAN THE CRIES OF DYING CHILDREN

1 hours later 19006364 Anonymous
>>19006293 >>19006333 i have no trouble believing it happened

1 hours later 19006369 Anonymous
>>19006355 really?! im getting an erection thinking about it

1 hours later 19006379 Anonymous
>that one weird, old homo who is super friendly and forward towards you whenever you see him on the bus I want him to leave

1 hours later 19006391 Anonymous (stfu_and_feel.jpg 1024x768 45kB)
>>19004703 I actually know that feel OP...

1 hours later 19006397 Anonymous
>>19006263 whetstone representin, yo. take dat bus all da tym

1 hours later 19006503 Anonymous
>tfw you see a girl staring at you through a reflective surface.

1 hours later 19006528 Anonymous
>>19006503 >tfw she catches you staring through reflective surface

1 hours later 19006533 Anonymous
>>19004703 >not sitting in the outer seat so people won't be able to reach the window seat while the bus is full stay beta

1 hours later 19006566 Anonymous
>>19006355 you're not alone with that. happens to me once a full moon and if this situation arrives, I am so unable to cope with it

1 hours later 19006575 Anonymous
>taking the bus >not just walking everywhere

1 hours later 19006576 Anonymous (1356650084494.jpg 480x353 30kB)
>tfw she shits next to you and you catch her looking at you a couple times but are too beta to do anything about it

1 hours later 19006577 Anonymous
>bus absolutely packed >find a pair of seats near the back, sit down and realise I should be a nice fella and put bag on floor so someone can take the seat >few people come up, see there's a seat next to me and just stand instead it's times like this that reinforce the strange niggling idea in my head that what I see when I look in a mirror isn't actually what I look like. Maybe I'm really disfigured.

1 hours later 19006616 Anonymous (1344973001626.png 388x587 249kB)
>>19006576 >Shits

1 hours later 19006681 Anonymous
>>19006577 well... grab a videocamera and record yourself. It made me realise i´m far uglier than i thought

1 hours later 19006711 Anonymous (1363851226799.jpg 300x303 15kB)
>>19005014 >

1 hours later 19006724 Anonymous (1346097676450.jpg 329x357 19kB)
>>19006681 >tfw always look bigger and more swole than I think I am in photos

1 hours later 19006730 Anonymous
>tfw standing in an absolutely packed bus. >Girl gets on, pushes through the crowd and stands next to me. >Every time the bus corners she grabbed onto me. Too beta to even talk to her.

1 hours later 19006731 Anonymous
>>19006681 Shouldn't a mirror be more exact?

1 hours later 19006761 Anonymous
>>19006731 nope. A camera mimics another person´s view, the mirror is inversed

1 hours later 19006780 Anonymous
>>19006731 >>19006681 dunno I always find with pictures I look paler and really shit complexion while in mirrors I look fairly normal. Even mirrors in the same room as I take the photo.

1 hours later 19006784 Anonymous
What is there to even say if a girl sits next to you on a bus? Neither of you know each other or have anything knowingly in common. Girls always sit next to me on the bus, but I have never said a word.

1 hours later 19006802 Anonymous (1349368129503.png 250x250 68kB)
>>19006730 >Girl squeezing past you in a crowded place >tfw her ass brushes against you

1 hours later 19006809 Anonymous
>>19006730 >anons first encounter with a pickpocket.

1 hours later 19006817 Anonymous
>>19006566 ouh, guess I meant arise

1 hours later 19006848 Anonymous
>>19006165 actually this feel is more common due to the prevalence of public transport, especially in prague

1 hours later 19006852 Anonymous
>>19006731 The only one seeing the mirrored you is... you. Rest of the world sees you like through a camera, or a mirrored mirror, feel me

1 hours later 19006872 Anonymous
>>19006784 maybe something about the way she looks or what she is wearing. something about the weather or how full the bus is. in situations like this you can't say something shakespearean.

1 hours later 19006914 Anonymous
>>19006802 >crowded bus >sitting right infront of the door >this qt3.14's ass is grinding up and down my knee the whole time fapped countless times remembering this

1 hours later 19006922 Anonymous (1345418670161.jpg 361x361 92kB)
>>19005005 >qt come and sits next to you on the bus one day >the whole time you're too scared to look at her to check her out unless you seem creepy/she looks at you at the same time >keep checking her out in your peripheral vision >imagine life together with the blurry peripheral girl and almost fall in love >this goes on for 30 minutes >she gets off and walks out of the bus on your side of the window >you realise she was 4/10 all along

1 hours later 19006933 Anonymous
>>19006761 >tfw 7/10 in mirror and 3/10 in pictures

1 hours later 19006935 Anonymous
>sitting in a bus >not being a badass and standing while holding on to a rail and flexking tricep

1 hours later 19006942 Anonymous
>>19006761 that shouldn't change your attractiveness. The symmetry is the same and the features of your face don't change in relevant ways.

1 hours later 19006957 Anonymous
>>19006780 Yeah, without a tan I look like complete shit in pictures

1 hours later 19006972 Anonymous
>>19006922 >use to take bus to work >every day would see asian girl >one day she notices me >panic >next day >she looks at me again smiling

1 hours later 19006983 Anonymous
>>19005790 >christ

1 hours later 19006992 Anonymous
god damn I love these threads all of the liars from the miring stories and e stat threads come here to prove just how pathetic they really are I'm off to the misc, have fun jerking each other off

1 hours later 19006997 Anonymous
>>19006942 This is true - you just seem uglier in photos because you're not used to it

1 hours later 19006998 BioBro
why would you make this thread.. i tried to forget all of the associated feels.. >be about year ago >i'd broken up with my ex about a month prior >on the train >qt3.14 sits next to me >she's yawning a lot >i doze off for a few minutes >wake up, and she's fallen asleep and rested her head on my shoulder >wake her at the stop we were at in case it's hers and because uncomfortable as fuck >have a nice conversation >she's a little embarrassed, but doesn't seem uncomfortable >kinda flirty "i don't usually sleep with guys that easily i swear haha ;)" >she's just finishing a gap year and is coming to look around my university because she missed the official open day >she's staying with her aunt in hammersmith for a week - i lived in fulham at the time >"yeah it's kind of boring, i don't really know what to do with myself for a whole week" >get into euston >both get off >she kind of stutters out a "bye, see you around or something maybe" >don't get her number >don't even get her name >don't see her ever again >WHY.jpg i thought i'd completely blocked that from my memory.. >>19006533 you're as bad as the people who take up all of the space at table seats on trains and then don't use the table when there are plenty of regular seats available and then refuse to move their bags or shit if you ask to sit down so you can use the table for your laptop because it's a 2.5hour train and you want to get some work done. basically fuck you.

1 hours later 19007011 Anonymous
>>19006848 i know brah, i feel it at least once a week.

1 hours later 19007019 Anonymous
>>19006998 what a fucking awful story

1 hours later 19007031 Anonymous
>>19005943 >natty conversation I laughed so hard

1 hours later 19007045 Anonymous
>>19006576 >shits How does it feel when a girl shits next to you, anon? How do I learn that feel?

1 hours later 19007049 Anonymous
>>19006972 >used to bus to college every day >some days this shy qt would come on the same bus >she would look at me a smile a lot through the whole trip as I just shyly glance from time to time >sat next to her on the bench one day hoping I could talk to her >all I did is sat there trying to look cool and didn't even glance at her >saw her at a nightclub a year later with 2 alpha guys and she looked at me and walked away probably overthinking it but mah feels.

1 hours later 19007051 Anonymous
>>19004703 Grow up, you're embarassing yourself.

1 hours later 19007081 Anonymous
>>19007049 they took her home and came inside her while you rubbed your tiny little dick and thought about your feels

1 hours later 19007082 BioBro
>>19007019 agreed, i'm never posting without re-reading again. going to blame it on post-deadlift exhaustion. because excuses.

1 hours later 19007083 Anonymous (checkhem.jpg 248x249 12kB)
>>19006355

1 hours later 19007096 Anonymous
>more attractive in the mirror Most mirrors have a light above thus resulting in the overhead lighting effect [more apparent/sharp features] that is critiqued in current body threads. That's my theory at least.

1 hours later 19007120 Anonymous
>>19006972 She's noticed you many times before and was looking for dat dere eye contact, she wants the D anon, you're supposed to go and talk to her.

1 hours later 19007128 Anonymous
>>19006998 b-but i do it because noone would sit next to me anyway, better sit alone by your own choice than others

1 hours later 19007135 Anonymous
>>19007081 probably true, don't get me wrong I haven't been killing myself over that since, they guy just reminded me of it, more of a 'shit, wasted opportunity that sucks'

1 hours later 19007162 Anonymous
>>19007096 what if you take a self shot in the mirror?

1 hours later 19007166 Anonymous
>>19006340 >THIS LONELINESS SCREAMS LOUDER THAN THE MOM WHOSE CRADLING HER DEAD CHILD

1 hours later 19007180 Anonymous (13629405449368648983.png 450x300 178kB)
>tfw random women nowadays say Hi! and smile to you when they walk-by and shit like that >tfw I used to be ignored by women Feels good man. Another step taken into making it.

1 hours later 19007193 Anonymous
>>19006872 and if you can't think of anything to say, just say "hi" and smile friendly.

1 hours later 19007207 Anonymous
>>19007096 actually most mirrors have lighting from behind, if they're on the wall then the main light will be somewhere in the middle of the room behind you, you'll still get some reflected light though and it will kind of look flat but without exaggerating your bad skin (if you have bad skin.)

1 hours later 19007229 Anonymous
>>19004703 Video related: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT4rdQdoGge

1 hours later 19007254 Anonymous
>>19007229 Unavailable for some reason. What's the name of the video?

1 hours later 19007262 Anonymous
>>19005014 ZIMBABWE

1 hours later 19007313 Anonymous
>>19007229 >tfw no qt3.14 androgynous gf

2 hours later 19007356 Anonymous
>>19007254 maybe, I had the same problem an dI google it and clicked on 'comments for maybe' and it takes you to the video, not sure why it's liek that but you could give it a try

2 hours later 19007358 Anonymous
>>19007229 I fucked up the link. www.youtube.com/uT4rdQdoGgE

2 hours later 19007367 Anonymous
>You see a girl every day in the bus. >Thinking of a way to talk to her without looking like a creep. >Imagining a happy life together. >Actually lift for her each time I worked out. Repeat this for weeks, until... >She gets on the bus with her boyfriend. I know it's pathetic but it cut deep.

2 hours later 19007369 Anonymous
>>19007313 >>19007254 >>19007229 This video is unavailable. Sorry about that. pls help

2 hours later 19007372 Anonymous (1359571689661 - Copy.jpg 447x444 93kB)
Okay I bet this has already been said 10 times in the thread but think about it this way. If you see a really hot grill in the bus, you'd probably spaghetti and go next to the greasy creep. >tl;dr she could be intimidated

2 hours later 19007395 Anonymous
>>19007313 isn't it about time to take that step out of the closet, bro?

2 hours later 19007407 Anonymous
>>19007367 >tfw yu find out a girl had a bf it always hurts Although I'm kind of glad I DIDN'T talk to her and have to deal with the 'oh e-erm I have a b-boyfriend anon but that's very nice of you to say' or some shit.

2 hours later 19007431 Anonymous
>>19006333 MMM those trips

2 hours later 19007443 Anonymous
>>19006848 >taking the subway from dorms to VŠE Only dead can know peace from this feel.

2 hours later 19007448 Anonymous (itried.png 903x796 20kB)
>walk in bus >all window seats taken >make a beeline for a seat by a 7/10 >deathstare.jpg >sit next to a 3/10 struggling to hold unto her spaghetti i..i guess the bad and good feels negate each other

2 hours later 19007456 Anonymous
>>19007358 And again: http://youtu.be/uT4rdQdoGgE

2 hours later 19007506 Anonymous
>>19007367 I know this feel all too well.

2 hours later 19007691 Anonymous
>>19004703 She is just afraid of spilling spagetti in your alpha presence

2 hours later 19007777 Noam Chongsky
>at temporary bus stop >regular stop was under construction >had taken the bus at this new temp stop earlier in the day for a movie >small asian qt3.14 comes over, waits for the bus as well >bus drives us both by >what the fuck dude >see the bus slow, traffic is tight at the end of the road and we have a chance to make it to the next stop before it leaves >We start walking, I introduce myself, express my frustration with the driver >Ashley >We are drawing close, the light has just gone red, there is some hope but we need to start running if we're going to make it >she's in heels >I run ahead, knock on the bus door >driver waves me off, the light changes and he pulls out of there Motherfucker really didn't like me >I walk her farther up the road to where she's headed >gives me her number ... And shortly thereafter I completely lost my sex drive and never contacted her

2 hours later 19007834 Anonymous
>>19007456 dude

2 hours later 19007920 Anonymous
>>19007456 stop making me feel this you fiend

2 hours later 19007993 Anonymous
>>19006914 >night rider bus for those aus/sydneyfags >been getting a lot of weird attention from women last 2 days >bus fills at town hall, qt blonde shuffles in after night at club..or something, quite full >for some reason, nestles between my legs while I'm sitting as pic related after first stop >sperg out and say "hey." >she makes a face of slight confusion mixed with a hidden smile(i think, eyes lit up), starts talking to her friend like it just didn't happen >doesn't make an effort to move out between my legs (people have gotten off, she's making excuses about not having to move to her chubby friend) >now entire bus trip of her lightly tapping back and forth between my legs, 'shocking' her when we touch but still not moving away >her fat friend has been pressing her fat leg into my knee this entire time >it appears I'm ignoring a girl half a metre from my face >40 minute bus trip of this >i swear to god there was one moment where she grabbed the seat handle and stroked it, like 2 pumps >only further dialogue between us is me asking her bus stops and to press stop button for me >end of bus trip, she now has both her feet pointing directly at my crotch, still standing right between my legs... >leave, she is now in my seat >hurr I guess she just really wanted the seat any reason to post this again.

2 hours later 19008051 Anonymous (SadFrogTears.png 399x388 115kB)
>>19007456 >http://youtu.be/uT4rdQdoGgE You son of a bitch...

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