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2013-04-07 05:08 19003663 Anonymous (image.jpg 259x194 6kB)
This situation is presented to you: > For three months you are placed in a remote island with the only purpose to lift and eat. You have a house with all comforts, access to all lifting equipment you'd need, all food you'd need and all PED you'd need (optional). >You don't have any access to outside world. No friends no family no gf no internet no phone etc. Would you?

1 min later 19003678 Anonymous
>>19003663 If it's a tropical paradise and I can do it between my Spring and Fall Semesters of College you bet your ass I would do that for a Summer vacation.

1 min later 19003696 Anonymous
>>19003663 Pretty much how I am living right now minus island

1 min later 19003697 Anonymous
Without a second of doubt.

2 min later 19003709 Anonymous
In a heartbeat.

2 min later 19003718 Anonymous
>>19003678 This.

2 min later 19003726 Anonymous
If time stopped and i wouldnt have any worries of course i would

3 min later 19003734 Anonymous
3 months? ill do that for a year happily..

3 min later 19003735 Anonymous
YEAH BUDDY GOOD OL'ISLAND LIGHTWEIGHT BABY

3 min later 19003736 Anonymous
>>19003663 Of course. I've gone a lot longer than 3 months without human contact... I'd probably miss the internet a LOT though, considering it is a form of human contact after all.

3 min later 19003740 Anonymous (185846.jpg 400x300 60kB)
>tfw you will never train in the hyperbolic time chamber Is there a worse feel?

3 min later 19003745 Anonymous
As long as I had sufficient amount of books to read and other shit to keep me busy while I'm not lifting definitely

3 min later 19003747 Anonymous
fuck that sounds too good. >tfw uni, dealing with family and gf shit, no money

3 min later 19003750 Anonymous (1365345249008.jpg 488x586 36kB)
I'm already doing that but just without the island. >tfw cocoon mode

4 min later 19003756 Anonymous
Sounds great. Anyway I don't have friends, gf, or family.

4 min later 19003759 Anonymous
>>19003735 aint nothin but a coconut

4 min later 19003762 Anonymous (goat+tower,+paarl,+south+africa[1].jpg 631x802 188kB)
You can do that and get amazing gains, or you could... ...visit the fabled Goat Tower and learn about the mysteries it contains. What do you choose?

4 min later 19003765 Anonymous
>>19003745 >not sleeping while you are not eating nor lifting

4 min later 19003770 Anonymous
>>19003740 tfwnogf

4 min later 19003774 Anonymous
Yes I would. This is basically my life right now, except I am ignoring the real world. Now, if this real world didn't exist and I could just live on this island, I would.

5 min later 19003776 Anonymous
>>19003762 no. just no. not this shit again

5 min later 19003778 Anonymous
Am I placed there together with other /fit/izens? If yes, I will go.

5 min later 19003783 Anonymous
Can i have weed too? It's my secret bulking weapon because I'm an unhungry bastard without it

5 min later 19003784 Anonymous
>only 3 months make it 30 months

7 min later 19003801 Anonymous
>>19003778 No . you're all alone

7 min later 19003806 Anonymous
>>19003663 Yeah, if you can guarantee that none of my family will die while I'm in there

7 min later 19003811 Nick's jacked friend from the gym
>>19003663 unlimited rrooooids!

7 min later 19003818 Anonymous
>Would you enter the hyperbolic time chamber? What kind of fucking question is that of course I would.

7 min later 19003821 Anonymous
>>19003663 Naturally, OP. Taking a break from the cold Scandinavia sounds like fun. Are you joking with these downsides? >No friends >No family >No gf >No internet >No phone I would only miss the internets, as I've none of those besides it (phone only used for the timer/browse internet lel).

8 min later 19003830 Anonymous
>>19003762 fuck, I remember this from /b/ years ago, cant remember how the rest went tho

8 min later 19003839 Anonymous
>>19003821 damn bro. no family? no friends? how?

9 min later 19003850 Anonymous
I'm getting deployed soon but not going to any combat areas so that's pretty much going to be my life for a while, so yes, I would, minus all the food and equipment.

9 min later 19003859 Anonymous
>>19003818 It is not like the hyperbolic time chamber, you actually lose those 3 months in real life. That is why it doesn't make any sense. You could do the same staying in your normal life, with the benefit of having something to do on rest days. Would only be good for real poorfags that don't have enough Money for bulking.

11 min later 19003896 Anonymous
>>19003859 >roids >rest days

13 min later 19003928 Anonymous
>>19003839 Well, I do got 'family', but not one that I've created myself (wife, kids). Privileged, you know. Seldom do I've contact with my parents tho, livin' in a different city. >No friends? >How? Srsly?

15 min later 19003954 Anonymous
>>19003663 Three months is too short, make it six.

15 min later 19003964 Anonymous
>>19003896 replace rest days with rest periods then you will not workout every minute that you don't sleep

20 min later 19004074 Anonymous
lol @ all you nolifes that would accept it

21 min later 19004089 Anonymous
>>19003663 yep

24 min later 19004150 Anonymous
>>19003964 >workout >eat >sleep a few hours >eat >sleep >eat >and so on

45 min later 19004595 Anonymous
I wouldnt

52 min later 19004733 Anonymous
i totally would only thing; can we have internet or computer?

53 min later 19004758 Anonymous
>>19004733 Comp yes internet no

54 min later 19004778 Anonymous
>>19004733 wait, fuck

55 min later 19004800 Anonymous
>>19004758 ill take it

55 min later 19004803 Anonymous
Is it an always sunny remote island? Because if it is yes.

57 min later 19004852 saged
If the place had running trails I sure as hell would. Imagine...deadlifting every day, but stuffing your face so much that you recover. I'd do it for 6. If I had a library.

57 min later 19004856 Anonymous
>all PED you need Where do I sign up?

1 hours later 19004930 Anonymous
>>19003663 absolutely.

1 hours later 19004969 Anonymous
No. Would rather have my only purpose to read or learn a skill.

1 hours later 19005150 Anonymous
Only problem is I have a gf and family. I dunno how they are gonna deal with me being off the face of the earth for 3 months, especially the gf lel.

1 hours later 19005177 Anonymous
>>19003663 If I can still have my same job after, then fuck yes.

1 hours later 19005399 Anonymous
>>19003762 dude nobody wants to visit your smelly ass tower. its probably filled a fourth of the way up with goat shit and semen and goats drowning in the shit and semen mixture

1 hours later 19005526 Anonymous
>19003663 island where i dont have to bus for fucking half an hour to the gym? FUCKYA

1 hours later 19005643 Anonymous
>>19005150 She'll find some guy to fuck in about a month,

1 hours later 19005978 sweet_science
This is like my fucking dream life. I would do this in a heartbeat. If I could have a computer filled with ebooks and games then even better. If not, then some running trails and/or bike paths like another anon said.

3 hours later 19008057 Anonymous
Damn. That would be too awesome...

3 hours later 19008244 Anonymous
Without a second of hesitation.

4 hours later 19009473 Anonymous
of course not. i love my gf

4 hours later 19009483 Anonymous
>>19005643 More like three days. Probably already has someone in mind, just in case.

4 hours later 19009502 Anonymous
3 months? That's nothing, why not 1 year or 3 years? I hope this also means I can listen to my favorite music and watch porn.

4 hours later 19009503 Anonymous
>>19003663 might as well do a full blown mr olympia style free 3 month cycle.

4 hours later 19009513 Anonymous
I'd miss sex and friends but I'd probably still do it. Can I bring books?

4 hours later 19009515 Anonymous
How is that any different from what I'm doing now u fukin fagot

4 hours later 19009521 Anonymous
>>19009515 >no friends or gf oh.

4 hours later 19009533 Anonymous
Can I stay there longer?

4 hours later 19009541 Anonymous
Gf may be studying abroad at some point in her academic carreer, id do this then

4 hours later 19009558 Anonymous
>>19003663 I'd do 1 year if I had the opportunity. It's just like normal life except for the no internet/no phone thing

4 hours later 19009582 Anonymous
>>19009515 No Internet

4 hours later 19009637 Anonymous
>>19003663 No never. I would end up meditating all day long and would be able to come back to civilization. This what would happen: 1st week: work out furiously days and nights. 2 nd week: work out furiously days and nights. 3rd week: start to question life during last rep of every set. 4th week: meditate for an hour daily. 5th week: meditate days and night. 6th week: to further in the path to enlightment to stop it, don't eat to maintain gains.... can't go back without gains, so stay there forever.

4 hours later 19009782 Anonymous
>>19009637 >3rd week: start to question life during last rep of every set. leld

4 hours later 19009797 mothergoose
>three months >no worries on a remote island >lifting and eating every day of course m8

4 hours later 19009842 Anonymous
sometimes it's just so good to drift away in thoughts about living on a sunny island.. with on worries.. daydreaming is so good. anyone agree?

4 hours later 19010032 Anonymous
>>19003663 Does "all comforts" include vagina or porn? Cause then it's better than my life right now, fuck 3 months lets do 300 years

4 hours later 19010034 Anonymous
no. of course not. i have loving family, kids, wife

5 hours later 19010044 Anonymous
I'd start right now if I could!

5 hours later 19010054 Anonymous
>>19003663 Fuck yes OP. And I would lift and meditate everyday, and when I returned to civilization, I would have a body of steel, and a diamond mind.

5 hours later 19010072 Anonymous
Without a doubt, do people really think 3 months is long enough were people would say no?

5 hours later 19010092 Anonymous
Yeah definitely, it would be fun. >>19010054 >a body of steel >three months

5 hours later 19010097 Anonymous
If there are roids then I would love to be on my own for my cycle I'd just exercise and eat for six hours a day then spend the rest of the time writing stories and poetry

5 hours later 19010120 Anonymous
>>19010092 Implying over eating all natural foods and natural meat wouldn't give you suck gains >doubting my jungle gains

5 hours later 19010205 Anonymous
Would pay 10 000$ if i could do this

5 hours later 19010261 Anonymous
yes, I would return a demigod

5 hours later 19010293 Anonymous
>implying you wouldnt collapse form loneliness >implying you wouldnt be scared at night all alone >implying island climate is healthy (your skin will burn) >implying you wouldnt be dead bored of eating and lifting after 10 days but yeah i would do it

5 hours later 19010327 Anonymous
>no spotter uhheeeuuuhhh yeah, i'd probably do it, just because it's a fucking tropical island.

5 hours later 19010342 Anonymous
Can i take pictures, video?

5 hours later 19010346 Anonymous
>>19010327 zyzz is your spotter brah

5 hours later 19010385 Anonymous
>>19005643 >2013 >Still putting pussy on the pedestal

5 hours later 19010463 Anonymous
>>19003778 man wtf would you want that? you'd have to sleep permanently on your back.

5 hours later 19010466 Anonymous
>>19010385 >pussy on the pedestal what the fuck does that mean?????? been hearing this shit everyday wtf is this

5 hours later 19010506 Anonymous
I don't see why not. I'd like it to be longer than 3 months however, I just don't feel that's enough time to make suffiecient gains. How about 6?

5 hours later 19010512 Anonymous
This is called college. (except i have internet obviously)

5 hours later 19010530 Anonymous
c-c-can I s-stay there 5ever? ;__; No but seriously that would be fucking awesome for like a month or two before you get bored with nothing to do

5 hours later 19010635 Anonymous
>>19003663 ;_; YES >what happened to the proposed /fit/ camp in the Appalachians?

5 hours later 19010662 Anonymous
>>19009513 right, would like books too

5 hours later 19010713 Anonymous
>>19003663 fuck yes emerge from my exile as a god

5 hours later 19010732 Anonymous
>>19003663 anyone else suddenly feel cold

5 hours later 19011000 Anonymous
dont give me these feels op... dont

6 hours later 19011146 Anonymous
>>19010732 That might be even better - how about a remote mountaintop? hot tubs, jumping naked in the snow, all that/

6 hours later 19011175 Anonymous
>>19010713 A really goddamn awkward god.

6 hours later 19011233 Anonymous
Never, I'm already depressed enough If I went 3 months with nothing to do I would just go batshit insane. P.S. Have none of you faggots seen the shining? This is like the same exact scenario, he gets a hotel to himself to work on his writing and ends up seeing ghosts and trying to kill everybody.

6 hours later 19011338 Anonymous
>>19010293 >scared at night nigga wot?

6 hours later 19011402 Anonymous
Definitely.

6 hours later 19011439 Anonymous
>>19010293 >scared at night all alone What the fuck is wrong with you, nigga?

6 hours later 19011472 Anonymous
Yes. Immediately. pls.

6 hours later 19011514 Anonymous
>>19011233 there were no weights though...

6 hours later 19011552 Anonymous
All comforts? If that means having equipment to spend time outside lifting, of course.

6 hours later 19011609 Anonymous
Yes. I prefer to be alone.

6 hours later 19011803 Anonymous
so many loners on fit.. damn thats sad

6 hours later 19011842 Anonymous
>>19003663 It depends will there be porn so I can jelq easier?

6 hours later 19012071 Anonymous
>>19011842 yes there will be porn movies games etc but no contact with outside world

7 hours later 19012949 Anonymous
>>19012071 then im in

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