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2013-03-22 09:29 18621563 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 755x382 19kB)
What do I say, /fit/?

0 min later 18621577 Anonymous
Ya blew it in record time.

0 min later 18621579 Anonymous
I'm a faggot, please rape my face.

1 min later 18621597 Anonymous
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because please have sex with me

1 min later 18621598 Anonymous
Ill need more information, like her interests. Also that opening was shit, she might be trollin

1 min later 18621613 Anonymous
Actually deadlifts are a safe and effective exercise, I reccomend you implement them in to your summer wirkout

1 min later 18621614 Anonymous
>with deadlifts

2 min later 18621629 Anonymous
>>18621563 "I hate boston accents, so Ive had to downgrade you to an "in like" status"

5 min later 18621676 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 756x501 30kB)
>>18621629 my finger's on the trigger

8 min later 18621723 Anonymous
>>18621676 do it, but add "your status may be reconsidered if you will tell me why boston clam chowder is superior to manhattan" this is borderline stupid but Im working with, like, zero information here.

9 min later 18621730 Anonymous
>SHIGGY DIGGY DO YOU EVEN LIFT FAGGOT

10 min later 18621740 Anonymous
>>18621723 *if you "can" tell me, not "will"

10 min later 18621744 Anonymous (1357531700428.jpg 390x310 82kB)
>>18621597 nice

11 min later 18621759 Anonymous
>>18621676 Negging is so 2004

11 min later 18621761 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 749x398 20kB)
>>18621723 i dont think talking about clam chowder will get me into her vagoo

11 min later 18621766 Anonymous
You: Spell me Her: M-E You: you forget the D Her: Theres no D in me You: Not yet;)

12 min later 18621774 Anonymous
I would bury my dick so far up your ass whoever pulled it out would be crowned king of england. Or I gonna pluck you like a chicken FUUUAAACCKK

13 min later 18621792 Anonymous (1360094863731.jpg 720x540 75kB)
>>18621766

13 min later 18621795 Anonymous
>>18621766 forgot*

13 min later 18621800 Anonymous
>>18621761 I told you I didnt have anything to work with! I aint making some okcupid account so I can see what torpor1 likes

14 min later 18621810 Anonymous
>>18621761 Only chloroform will.

14 min later 18621811 Anonymous (chekam.jpg 293x172 7kB)
>>18621766

16 min later 18621868 Anonymous (1361101235480.jpg 225x225 10kB)
>>18621811

16 min later 18621869 Anonymous
>>18621766 >>18621811 Thread derailed.

16 min later 18621870 Anonymous
shes not responding guys what do i say

17 min later 18621896 Gripbastard
>>18621870 Move on

18 min later 18621907 Anonymous
>>18621870 thats what the fucking chowder question was for, you gotta make em laugh and give them a reason to respond

19 min later 18621946 Anonymous
>>18621907 >implying your chowder comments make anyone laugh

20 min later 18621953 Anonymous
>>18621896 This

22 min later 18622001 Anonymous (bendyarm.png 300x250 38kB)
>>18621811

22 min later 18622016 Anonymous
>>18621870 "please respond"

24 min later 18622043 Anonymous
>>18621946 I said there was nothing in the way of information, you come up with a better one casanova even better, everyone go on OK cupid and ask this chick about chowder

25 min later 18622082 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 758x529 27kB)
>>18622043 how'd I do?

28 min later 18622135 Anonymous
>>18622082 move on, you failed

30 min later 18622175 Anonymous
>>18622135 Ok how should I open the next girl

30 min later 18622182 Anonymous (1334716691996.jpg 331x334 36kB)
>>18622082 you fucked up

35 min later 18622266 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 735x558 27kB)
>>18622182 I got this.

37 min later 18622301 Anonymous
>>18622266 sweet dubs put you just put the nail in the coffin

38 min later 18622320 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 743x378 33kB)
>>18622301 what do you think

39 min later 18622345 Anonymous
>>18622320 its wondaahhful go for it

40 min later 18622353 Anonymous
>>18622082 awful. Im the original chowder man and ya blew it

41 min later 18622370 Anonymous
>>18622266 haha thread restored my sides are orbiting uranus

41 min later 18622372 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 834x419 39kB)
>>18622345 fingers crossed

43 min later 18622389 Anonymous
>>18622372 might wanna go buy condoms if you haven't already

46 min later 18622439 Anonymous
>>18622389 she didn't respond....maybe i should lower my standards

46 min later 18622459 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 801x487 54kB)
>>18622439

47 min later 18622474 Anonymous
>>18622459 should read "you got a purdy mouth"

47 min later 18622477 Anonymous
>>18622459 Don't lie, Anon. You're better than that.

48 min later 18622495 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 1010x613 67kB)
guys

49 min later 18622511 Anonymous
>>18622459 don't

50 min later 18622525 Anonymous
>>18622495 >eyo gurl want sum fuk?

50 min later 18622528 Anonymous (1357909062875.jpg 215x184 14kB)
>>18622474 please type this instead

50 min later 18622535 Anonymous
>>18622459 how much food do you usually stuff in that big pretty mouth of yours?

52 min later 18622572 Anonymous
>>18622439 i think you need to be more straightforward to show your interest

52 min later 18622578 Anonymous
>>18622495 I fucking told you faggot Im the fucking MASTER

53 min later 18622594 Anonymous
>>18622578 it was all me chowder boy

54 min later 18622609 Anonymous
>>18622495 From the thumbnail she looks asian.

54 min later 18622621 Anonymous
>>18622594 all right then this one is on you, let's see what you do with it SMART GUY

55 min later 18622627 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 558x662 45kB)
>>18622609

55 min later 18622645 Anonymous
>>18622621 what do i say tho

56 min later 18622654 Anonymous
>>18622495 qtp2t

56 min later 18622662 Anonymous
please go on

56 min later 18622663 Anonymous (1363851158844.jpg 184x184 7kB)
>>18622627 you know what to do anon good luck

56 min later 18622667 Anonymous
>>18622627 I bet she's like a burn victim or something so that's why she only showed the right side of her face.

57 min later 18622672 Anonymous
>>18622594 she was about to move on until he said please respond, i saved him good

57 min later 18622679 Anonymous
>>18622621 first you admit that you need me and I will help also post some of her interests or something, fuck. I need to be able to tie this into something else

58 min later 18622699 Anonymous
>>18622667 OP, if this is some IRL Hanako, you need to lock it down, fast.

58 min later 18622705 Anonymous
>>18622672 I admit that I laughed my ass off at the please respond...Im still laughing at it as a matter of fact

58 min later 18622718 Anonymous (hanako_ikezawa___inner_beauty_by_dragonfire133-d4ltpxf.jpg 900x1032 127kB)
>>18622667 just like my anime characters

59 min later 18622728 Anonymous
>>18622627 Hnnnnnnnnng out of ten. Would copulate.

59 min later 18622741 Anonymous
>>18621563 >starting off with "im in love" >beta pick 2 actually scratch that >using online dating >beta pick 2, go find a girl in the real world you faggot.

59 min later 18622743 Anonymous (1362442279968.jpg 467x359 13kB)
>>18622082

1 hours later 18622749 Anonymous
>>18622705 apology accepted

1 hours later 18622750 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 912x590 68kB)
>>18622679 you're really busting my balls here chowder boy

1 hours later 18622764 Anonymous
>>18622741 you seem upset

1 hours later 18622773 Anonymous (zdf.jpg 558x662 199kB)
>>18622627 I used some forensics software to get the rest of her face.

1 hours later 18622777 Anonymous
>>18622741 >not having an online dating profile to supplement your dating diet

1 hours later 18622806 Anonymous
>>18622750 all right gimme a minute to check her interests and come up with something captcha turnover bruchit

1 hours later 18622810 Anonymous
>>18622750 >Those movies Tell her that you spend most of your time plotting the perfect murder to incite race riots.

1 hours later 18622815 Anonymous
>>18622718 fuck off /v/

1 hours later 18622819 Anonymous
>>18622773 great job...

1 hours later 18622833 Anonymous
>>18621759 Negging doesn't work because most people fuck it up.

1 hours later 18622885 Anonymous
>>18622833 what's negging

1 hours later 18622904 Anonymous (fitokc.png 781x667 43kB)
She didn't respond

1 hours later 18622910 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2013-03-22 at 2.35.35 PM.png 558x729 582kB)
i found her!

1 hours later 18622923 Anonymous
>>18622910 Send her a link to this thread. Standard procedure.

1 hours later 18622947 Anonymous
>>18622923 No bro code? For shame /fit/ for shame

1 hours later 18622949 Anonymous
>>18622777 i have no need for one. I have a couple bar skanks for late night booty calls, and 3 girls that ifuck on a regular basis. sooooo... no need for dating profile like a fucking neckbeard.

1 hours later 18622953 Anonymous
>>18622923 >standard procedure on /b/ maybe. grow up and let a bro have his fun

1 hours later 18622961 Anonymous
>>18622923 go back to /b/ with that retarded shit asshole ill fuckin wrek u m8 i sware on my pops life i wil bash ur head in prick

1 hours later 18622962 Anonymous
>>18622750 >>18622806 "It's true, the reason Hannibal went crazy and started eating people was the sound of the Bostonian accent was too much for him to take. It's an abomination. Of course, that's not in the movie, that's in the book, which most people didn't read" (she will mention that she loves to read next, she is a super bookworm) good luck bro, Ill be waiting to see how this turns out. Dedicate your next bowl of chowder to me

1 hours later 18622964 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 820x593 34kB)
you guys took too long

1 hours later 18622965 Anonymous
>>18622923 This isnt /b/.

1 hours later 18622969 Anonymous
>>18622773 Wow I laughed too much at that. Time to go to sleep.

1 hours later 18622979 Anonymous
>>18622962 oh fuck i failed you chowderbro

1 hours later 18622989 Anonymous
>>18622964 >crickets

1 hours later 18623007 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2013-03-22 at 2.39.24 PM.png 448x472 30kB)
>>18622964 5'5 ewww

1 hours later 18623011 Anonymous (13792733.png 351x313 181kB)
>>18622964

1 hours later 18623015 Anonymous
You look batshit crazy, completely cute and feminine, must be those wild eyes. Weirdo.

1 hours later 18623023 Anonymous
>>18623011 fucking lol

1 hours later 18623026 Anonymous
>>18622964 Perhaps think about how the person is going to respond before you send your message. Honestly what the fuck do you say after "welcome to america" ya blew it

1 hours later 18623033 Anonymous
>>18622962 >>18622964 ffs she's half asian, this will totally offend her probably, unless she has bro tier humor, which she PROBABLY doesn't.

1 hours later 18623042 Anonymous
>>18623026 how do i salvage this guys

1 hours later 18623043 Anonymous
>>18622923 >standard procedure /b/, please lurk a little more before trying to ingrain yourself into our culture and make stupid statements like that

1 hours later 18623055 Anonymous (1347165337566.jpg 160x192 23kB)
>>18622964 How can a person possibly fuck up this badly?

1 hours later 18623059 Anonymous
>>18623042 you can't..with comments like that no wonder you are single

1 hours later 18623071 Anonymous
>>18623042 You're a fucking full-on aspie.

1 hours later 18623072 Anonymous
>>18623042 cold shower. You'll have to pick up the conversation again, you'd best hope she responds at all if you do.

1 hours later 18623079 Anonymous
>>18623042 you can't. You can only wait to get a response, or troll her further by saying "sorry, I meant to say that to your just-off-the-boat mom"

1 hours later 18623082 Anonymous
>>18623042 You don't. You could try to awkwardly change the subject, but the impression is made. You shit the bed, and then wiped your ass with the sheets.

1 hours later 18623088 Anonymous
>>18622964 Please kill yourself, OP. This is embarrassing, but not embarrassing enough to be funny.

1 hours later 18623100 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2013-03-22 at 2.42.46 PM.png 584x223 25kB)
>>18623059 sHes not even looking for people to date

1 hours later 18623113 Anonymous
>>18623100 short term dating pretty much mean fuck buddy

1 hours later 18623118 Anonymous
>>18623100 are you even reading?

1 hours later 18623122 Anonymous
>>18623100 >Short term dating >Activity partners She want sum fuck

1 hours later 18623131 Anonymous
>>18622773 You forgot to use the Burn Tool to add in the burn scars.

1 hours later 18623137 Anonymous
>>18622964 it's a long shot, but you could say "welcome to America, where every region of the country sounds like a different dialect. You've never heard a Boston accent?" then link her a youtube video of a funny boston accent, idk all my fucking clothes-come-off chat skills are being put to the test here

1 hours later 18623158 Anonymous
>>18623100 >how can I be a complete whore without looking like one

1 hours later 18623163 Anonymous
>>18623042 Look on the bright side. She may have been a truqtp2t, but she also added 5 h's to a word that shouldn't have any. She was probably really annoying.

1 hours later 18623170 Anonymous (1357027710559.gif 320x234 1291kB)
>>18623137 Please don't say this, OP.

1 hours later 18623185 Anonymous
>>18623137 >>18623170 guys i dont know what to do

1 hours later 18623186 Anonymous
>>18623137 pls go aspie

1 hours later 18623200 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2013-03-22 at 2.47.07 PM.png 505x153 27kB)
>>18623113 >>18623118 >>18623122 fuck you guys

1 hours later 18623202 Anonymous
>>18623185 Stop talking to her or ask her if she's a chicken farmer.

1 hours later 18623212 Anonymous
>>18623185 You're only hope is to change the subject. It won't work, but it might not work the least.

1 hours later 18623218 Anonymous
>>18623137 >>18623185 it's the fucking chowderbro, have a failed you yet? Like I said, it's a fucking long shot, but you keep getting in my way OP christ could have had this girl's number by now

1 hours later 18623220 Anonymous
>>18623200 congrats on the double doubles Also, date her, fuck her, leave her

1 hours later 18623221 Anonymous
>>18623212 *your

1 hours later 18623227 Anonymous
>>18623218 Hey, don't shed doubt on the Lord's pick-up skills.

1 hours later 18623233 Anonymous
>>18623200 you really dont understand women bro, keep looking at animes

1 hours later 18623245 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2013-03-22 at 2.49.00 PM.png 489x112 20kB)
I-I guess

1 hours later 18623261 Anonymous
>>18623245 red flag

1 hours later 18623269 Anonymous
>>18623245 this girl is DTF the more I read about her the more I understand why she is still talking with the OP

1 hours later 18623275 Anonymous
>>18623245 put flavoured lube on your dick bro, bitches love it

1 hours later 18623307 Anonymous
>>18623275 >tfw half hour chocolate flavored blowjob followed by hj with incredibly lubricated spit covered penis Sometimes I miss my ex ;__;7

1 hours later 18623314 Anonymous
>>18623218 Chowderbro I already said welcome to america

1 hours later 18623315 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2013-03-22 at 2.52.10 PM.png 635x161 31kB)
Because OP is deep and philosophical

1 hours later 18623345 Anonymous
>>18623314 say it again, like you started typing it and hit enter accidentally. It covers up your raging asperger's from the first time. That was the whole point

1 hours later 18623348 Anonymous
>>18623307 >not blowing your chocolate load in her mouth

1 hours later 18623365 Anonymous
>>18623307 sounds like you are pretty good at giving blowjobs did your ex have a large penis? no homo

1 hours later 18623369 Anonymous
>>18623315 chowderbro here. I like this girl more and more. Fuck, I may message her (Im not tryin to move in on her OP, she wants penpals too and Im taken x2)

1 hours later 18623372 please respond
>>18623314 please respondbro here, tell me when you need me to bail you out of the next one chowderbro tricks you into temp trip for legit posts

1 hours later 18623392 Anonymous
>>18623345 i dont think i like that advice chowderbro

1 hours later 18623408 chowderbro
>>18623372 how dare you question my mad skills

1 hours later 18623419 Anonymous
Jesus fucking christ, OP. CHANGE THE SUBJECT. You are not going to salvage that particular thread of conversation.

1 hours later 18623425 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 862x551 39kB)
i think i salvaged it

1 hours later 18623436 please respond
>>18623408 history is an indication you wouldn't believe my pussy game even if you saw it

1 hours later 18623437 Leo
>>18621563 Tell her you're gonna put it in the butt

1 hours later 18623443 chowderbro
>>18623392 do whatcha want, bro...I was trying to cover the "welcome to america" comment, which is the fucking Titanic of comments when directed at a half asian

1 hours later 18623446 please respond
>>18623425 oh you

1 hours later 18623449 Anonymous
>>18623425 u wot m8

1 hours later 18623454 Anonymous (1348611757787.jpg 889x720 92kB)
>>18623425 10000000/10 I had a great time

1 hours later 18623455 chowderbro
>>18623425 you're on you own now ;_;7

1 hours later 18623459 Jagiya
>>18623425 This is just painful... pls stahp

1 hours later 18623473 Anonymous
My parents used to beat the shit out of me, up until I was 17. Like, until I bled, and this was on a regular basis. I still hav scars to prove it. They were yelling at me for something related to school, because it was always school I wasn't doing well enough in, and I grabbed the phone and threatened to call the police. My mom grabbed the phone and ripped the cord out of the wall, and threw the phone at me. That's when I hit her for the first time in my life. I bowled her over easily, barely having used any strength. Sure, I wasn't actually strong, but for the first time my parents saw that I was capable of fighting back. After that, my parents never touched me again. Sure, they yelled, and stamped, but they stopped hitting me. But I was NOT a better person because of it. I am a hateful, spiteful being that is still incredibly weak in terms of willpower and soul. I won't fight for anything, and I won't stand up for myself ever. It's a hard road, being the man you've always wanted to be. I hope I'm doing okay.

1 hours later 18623480 Anonymous (iopq-makes-gains.gif 260x146 1503kB)
>>18623425

1 hours later 18623482 Leo
>>18623425 tell her you're gonna PUT IT IN THE BUTT

1 hours later 18623486 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2013-03-22 at 3.00.17 PM.png 732x145 28kB)
>>18623425 scary

1 hours later 18623487 Anonymous
>>18623473 thanks for sharing

1 hours later 18623488 chowderbro
>>18623436 lol pussy game dog this chick is actually smart, or considers herself to be, which is he same thing for these purposes. bring your mad pussy game to the bars

1 hours later 18623497 Anonymous (135254325.png 382x284 57kB)
>>18623425 Nailed it.

1 hours later 18623501 Anonymous
>>18623482 this

1 hours later 18623516 Anonymous
>>18623425 I feel so much better about my own spaghetti now. Thanks OP.

1 hours later 18623541 Anonymous
she's going to respond r-right guys?

1 hours later 18623551 Anonymous
>>18621766 David?

1 hours later 18623553 Anonymous
>>18623480 d-damn

1 hours later 18623573 please respond
>>18623541 don't worry, thing is she's posting from the app aka her phone, she's prob busy checking it occasionaly

1 hours later 18623574 chowderbro
>>18623541 is she does, she either has a fascination with the mentally retarded, or is hella lonely

1 hours later 18623576 Anonymous
>>18623480 dat fucking gif, i was not expecting that

1 hours later 18623583 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2013-03-22 at 3.04.21 PM.png 713x114 23kB)
>>18623541 Don't fuck this up for us

1 hours later 18623593 please respond
>>18623574 she's on okcupid, sherlock

1 hours later 18623606 chowderbro
>>18623583 >don't fuck this up for us >this thread

1 hours later 18623622 Anonymous
>>18623574 There's no need to be upset chowderbro

1 hours later 18623623 Anonymous
Too late OP.

1 hours later 18623632 chowderbro
>>18623593 lol @ sherlock comment, when you felt the need to post that she was on her phone. A detail that I noticed in a microsecond and didn't think it warranted comment as I crafted the perfect chowder based answer you have no game

1 hours later 18623637 Anonymous
>>18623583 Link to her profile?

1 hours later 18623642 Leo
>>18623583 g-girls want to have sex? captcha: tedALeo hue hue hue

1 hours later 18623659 please respond
>>18623623 as if i don't have an ace card should i not respond >>18623632 i have more game than op thus needed to explain it to him since he was about to grab the wheel

1 hours later 18623678 chowderbro
>>18623622 I'm not, Im going to write her later after the respectful cooling off period and we will become pen pals and discuss literature and philosophy and I will drop little compliments on JUST HOW SMART AND INSIGHTFUL she is, which will compel her to crave the attention captcha rsoryac feeling, all those feels

1 hours later 18623697 Anonymous
>>18623678 You're scaring me chowderbro

1 hours later 18623710 chowderbro
>>18623659 OP grabbed the wheel, forced car into ditch, hit tree, we are on fire, and he is yelling "WELCOME TO AMERICA CHINKS" out the window

1 hours later 18623732 chowderbro
>>18623697 (im not really gonna do that, those were hints on how to handle the bookish types)

1 hours later 18623749 please respond
>>18623710 i have a whole deck of aces up my sleeve lets just hope she doesn't count cards

1 hours later 18623771 Anonymous
>>18623678 >Implying she isn't lurking this thread someone linked to her right now >Implying after a few months you won't accidentally burst out something relating to clam chowder >Her face when she realises

1 hours later 18623773 Anonymous
>>18623732 You should actually do that and she can write to you about how happy her and I are together.

1 hours later 18623785 chowderbro
>>18623749 lol

1 hours later 18623791 Anonymous
>>18623771 I should just give /fit/ her page

1 hours later 18623798 chowderbro
>>18623773 1v1 me scrub >18623771 excellent point

1 hours later 18623811 please respond
>>18623791 >give /fit/ the page >give her the d pick one

1 hours later 18623823 chowderbro
>>18623791 dude, her username is in each screenshot of the OP

1 hours later 18623856 Anonymous
>>18623823 wow. never noticed that.

1 hours later 18623863 Anonymous
>>18623791 This so we can say "OP is a really great guy and he was just wondering if you like him a lil bit. One of OP's friends says he's a chivalrous guy with a heart of gold. Anyway, OP is waking up from his nap now."

1 hours later 18623877 Anonymous
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/torp le1?cf=profile_similar https://twitter.com/torple1

1 hours later 18623885 Anonymous
I keep refreshing the page but no response appears.

1 hours later 18623917 chowderbro
>>18623856 you aren't the most perceptive lad

1 hours later 18623981 please respond
>>18623856 ok imma go to bed but imma leave you with a fail safe one to go first you say you need her help then no matter if she answers or not you ask if she's an archeologist then if she wonders what you are on about you say you got a big bone that needs examination if she doesn't respond just send her a picture of your dick, not a closeup one, one where you body is visible and with good lighting then "please respond" thank me later

1 hours later 18623991 Anonymous
>>18623917 I'm not experienced enough on online dating

1 hours later 18624017 Anonymous
>>18623981 im not OP I have no desire to go after her

1 hours later 18624026 Anonymous
>>18623981 im gonna use this on the next girl nice one bro

1 hours later 18624034 chowderbro
>>18623981 I take it back, this guy knows his shit all hail plsrespondbro

1 hours later 18624049 please respond
>>18624026 you can still pull it on this ganga

1 hours later 18624059 chowderbro
>>18623991 are you experienced with talking to human beings? I've never online dated in my life captcha dorkiel had

1 hours later 18624060 Anonymous
>>18623480 >filename

1 hours later 18624083 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 797x404 33kB)
>>18624049 i think that will make me look desperate

2 hours later 18624112 Anonymous
>>18624083 i'm excited

2 hours later 18624124 please respond
>>18624083 im not here to tell you how to not look desperate

2 hours later 18624145 chowderbro
its OK, Im chatting with the girl from the OP now, everything will be all sorted out

2 hours later 18624147 Anonymous
>>18623307 >no more pina collada flavoured blowjobs I dont miss my ex, I just need someone else who likes cocktails and cock

2 hours later 18624159 Anonymous
>>18624083 Clearly you should ask her why she's so beautiful and shit. Then print out a picture of her, cum on it and send a picture of her cum-soaked picture.

2 hours later 18624161 please respond
>>18624145 good luck see you

2 hours later 18624191 Anonymous
>>18622495 lol at the butthurt ad-space

2 hours later 18624216 Anonymous
>>18622773 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

2 hours later 18624239 Anonymous (chowderbro.jpg 712x527 34kB)
>>18624161 together we are unstoppable OP

2 hours later 18624271 Anonymous (KOWkK.jpg 415x400 26kB)
>>18624239

2 hours later 18624293 Anonymous
>>18624239 Cheeky kunt m8

2 hours later 18624295 Anonymous
>>18624239 haha you fuck

2 hours later 18624301 Anonymous
>>18624239 I hate the way she writes

2 hours later 18624306 Anonymous
>>18624293 ima knock u the fuk out i swear on me mams life

2 hours later 18624331 Anonymous (help.jpg 739x209 23kB)
p-please respond

2 hours later 18624332 Anonymous
>212 replies in this thread >Not a single funny or interesting one Fuck sake man.

2 hours later 18624383 Anonymous
>>18624301 >muh assburgers

2 hours later 18624384 Anonymous (myqt.jpg 761x796 57kB)
shall i do it?

2 hours later 18624405 Anonymous
>>18624384 sgooby no

2 hours later 18624426 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 972x448 55kB)
What do you think guys

2 hours later 18624432 Anonymous
>>18624405 w-what can I say to her?

2 hours later 18624450 Anonymous
>>18624426 ''Lets go out, you bring the sunny, ill bring the D'' would be better.

2 hours later 18624465 Anonymous
What is this? OKCupid? Think I'm going to make a profile with my pictures in several different countries to see where to move where women will appreciate my white male privilege.

2 hours later 18624466 ChowderBro (leelee.jpg 506x336 33kB)
goddamn we got some busted ass hoes in my town

2 hours later 18624468 Anonymous
>>18624450 no it wouldn't

2 hours later 18624509 Anonymous
>>18624466 >i'm looking for a man/babysitter to take care of my children and give me money

2 hours later 18624535 Anonymous
>>18624432 Time to practice that "cocky funny" Send her "讓我給你的D."

2 hours later 18624537 Anonymous (1359116673651.jpg 500x498 102kB)
>>18624426 lost it captcha: receive codanal

2 hours later 18624545 Anonymous
>>18622773 lol'd

2 hours later 18624657 Anonymous (1362360119413.jpg 595x599 88kB)
>>18622964

2 hours later 18624728 Anonymous
>>18623473 Send her this, OP.

2 hours later 18624753 Anonymous
>>18623007 >ateisim and very serious about it 2Edgy

2 hours later 18624930 Anonymous (wat.jpg 782x320 42kB)
>>18623425 Do it

2 hours later 18624959 Anonymous
>>18624930 +1

2 hours later 18624966 Anonymous
either this is an inside joke or op is a full on aspie

2 hours later 18625027 Anonymous
>>18624966 it's both, we're just watching the Hindenburg go down

2 hours later 18625029 Anonymous
>>18623473 You're looking for the depression thread, this is the "give the OP advice and watch him destroy himself" thread

2 hours later 18625036 ChowderBro (shutDOWN.jpg 534x670 37kB)
dang this girl is hard to figure out I might have to toss in the towel, OP...can you help me out?

2 hours later 18625040 Anonymous
>>18624966 go fuck yourself captcha: heofpe old

2 hours later 18625057 Anonymous
>>18624450 Yes!

2 hours later 18625076 Anonymous
>>18625036 She usually responds after you say please respond...

2 hours later 18625078 Anonymous
>>18625036 nice try braham

2 hours later 18625104 sage (gfe178936.jpg 264x191 9kB)
>>18624930

2 hours later 18625110 ChowderBro
>>18625076 phew, thanks for the reassurance, I was getting a little bit anxious. I'm still kinda worried that maybe it didn't go through, the please respond part. Should I send it again now or wait 1 minute?

2 hours later 18625121 Anonymous
>>18625110 Send it twice to be sure.

2 hours later 18625141 Anonymous (laughing man.jpg 375x525 95kB)
>>18624930 >that actually worked

2 hours later 18625153 ChowderBro
>>18625121 maybe she's in the bathroom taking a dump and I should wait? or maybe she is having sex with another guy, I don't want to interrupt her. Should I check if its one of those two things first?

2 hours later 18625180 Anonymous (kraken.jpg 1244x786 144kB)
>>18625141 The Kraken is upon me, I require assistance

2 hours later 18625188 Anonymous
>>18621563 say; n-no homo brb suckin' mah own dick

2 hours later 18625209 ChowderBro
>>18625180 wish I could say the same ;_;

2 hours later 18625219 Anonymous
Sorry but I think she's just messin' with ya

2 hours later 18625221 Anonymous
>>18625180 >You... are a filthy witch ginger and I will have nothing to do with you.

2 hours later 18625223 Anonymous (laughing_guys.jpg 428x280 170kB)
>>18622773

2 hours later 18625232 Anonymous
>>18625153 >hey you haven't responded in a while. did you forget to type brb? I do that a lot lol! but I feel rude when I do. Unless you're with a friend? We can talk later if you are? Please respond.

2 hours later 18625248 Anonymous
>>18624331 laughed my ass off at this

2 hours later 18625252 sage (1363817544520.jpg 1125x630 91kB)
>>18625180 >archaeology

2 hours later 18625256 Anonymous
>>18625221 That sounds autismal as fuck, bro.

2 hours later 18625284 Anonymous (1361421938931.jpg 221x249 8kB)
>>18625153 listen bro we get it. you got shut down but you can still joke about it, but enough's enough.

2 hours later 18625437 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 737x265 18kB)
guys

2 hours later 18625442 Anonymous (wut.jpg 300x219 19kB)
>>18625252 you failed me...

2 hours later 18625461 Anonymous
>>18625442 no thats perfect

2 hours later 18625475 Anonymous (1276227249314.png 188x128 3kB)
>>18625442 W-what...

3 hours later 18625497 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 718x309 22kB)
chowderbro are you there?

3 hours later 18625500 ChowderBro
>>18625442 wife material, marry immediately

3 hours later 18625510 ChowderBro
>>18625497 yes my son "I've got another one if that didn't work"

3 hours later 18625541 Anonymous
>>18625497 Pet insurance.

3 hours later 18625545 ChowderBro
>>18625510 or if you are feeling MAX LEVEL confident, ask her for her best pick up line

3 hours later 18625548 Anonymous (1361745949162.gif 500x305 468kB)
Send her the link to this thread. You can't make OP's chances any worse than they are now.

3 hours later 18625555 Anonymous (url-1.jpg 600x600 22kB)
>>18625497 s-so you ready to begin the excavation? >do it

3 hours later 18625556 Anonymous (lawl.jpg 1531x1025 332kB)
>>18625500 wut?

3 hours later 18625564 Anonymous
>>18625497 How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

3 hours later 18625565 Anonymous (1362544458157.png 500x311 250kB)
>>18625209

3 hours later 18625569 Anonymous
>>18625497 SHE WANTS THE D

3 hours later 18625575 sage (0212393.jpg 500x700 152kB)
>>18625442 sorry brah. post followup pls.

3 hours later 18625580 Anonymous
>>18625497 Thats not the only think you can't see cumming

3 hours later 18625588 Anonymous
>>18625497 you'll see it coming alrright

3 hours later 18625590 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 743x516 31kB)
>>18625545

3 hours later 18625592 Anonymous
>>18621597 golden

3 hours later 18625596 Anonymous
>>18625575 I need a reply

3 hours later 18625598 Anonymous
>>18625590 GJ OP todayopwasnotafaggot.jpg

3 hours later 18625609 ChowderBro
>>18625590 hahah, awesome

3 hours later 18625616 Anonymous (1277587170225.jpg 252x312 11kB)
>>18625556 Abandon ship.

3 hours later 18625617 Anonymous
>>18622082 oh shit nigga, what are you doing

3 hours later 18625622 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 732x270 14kB)
i think she likes me guys

3 hours later 18625623 Anonymous
>>18625590 YES

3 hours later 18625630 Anonymous (url-9.jpg 352x329 45kB)
>>18625590

3 hours later 18625632 Anonymous
>>18625622 Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm gonna smash that pussy.

3 hours later 18625651 ChowderBro
>>18625622 "to my place? slow down, I'm an old fashioned kinda guy"

3 hours later 18625661 sage (159309.png 500x322 304kB)
>>18625556 ohshitnigger.poverty

3 hours later 18625663 Anonymous
>>18625651 >>18625651 >>18625651 >>18625651 >>18625651 >>18625651 USE THIS!!!

3 hours later 18625666 Anonymous
>>18622773 Fuck the FBI is here. Shit that CSI NCIS BAU bones motherfucker.

3 hours later 18625667 Anonymous (url-11.jpg 500x355 19kB)
>>18625622 then lets grab a drink friday. >close the deal

3 hours later 18625680 sage
>>18625651 >>18625663 reel her back in.

3 hours later 18625687 Anonymous
>>18625661 >>18625616 >>18625575 You niggers need to get me a response for this bitch

3 hours later 18625702 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 740x341 19kB)
>>18625651 This ones for you, chowderbro.

3 hours later 18625719 Anonymous
>>18625651 yes. follow chowderbro. he is planet

3 hours later 18625730 ChowderBro
>>18625687 "how dare you, I am an esteemed professor of archaelogy and I am not accustomed to such profanity! ...and yes, I have a raging boner."

3 hours later 18625746 sage (12345680.jpg 256x320 9kB)
>>18625730 no. but good effort.

3 hours later 18625749 Anonymous
>>18625687 "yeah wanna sit on it?"

3 hours later 18625759 Anonymous
>>18625730 nahhh too obvious chowderbro, your running one was solid.

3 hours later 18625760 Anonymous
>>18624331 I read that in goobert's voice

3 hours later 18625766 Anonymous
>>18624930 nearly spat my chicken out on that one. In tears right now man

3 hours later 18625809 Anonymous (1352093886945.jpg 500x500 38kB)
>>18622773 >not too shabby anon

3 hours later 18625817 ChowderBro
>>18625759 >>18625746 this chick is so low tier that literally anything will work

3 hours later 18625820 Anonymous
>>18624466 mother of seven? jesus fuck

3 hours later 18625830 Anonymous (prof.jpg 357x443 34kB)
>>18625730 >>18625749 >>18625817 She disagrees

3 hours later 18625840 Anonymous (1361156080761.jpg 960x634 120kB)
>>18625651 this is clever, but also a little too cutesy. might've blown it. hope not tho. >tfw i'm the one who said to just ask her out already

3 hours later 18625849 ChowderBro
>>18625820 also 30, married and divorced twice >whatcouldpossiblygowrong.jpg

3 hours later 18625868 Anonymous (dick.jpg 353x446 36kB)
>>18625830 she mad

3 hours later 18625888 Anonymous
>>18622773 10/10 perfect face symmetry would bang extremely hard

3 hours later 18625889 Anonymous
>>18625868 then you'll have plenty of time for me >do it fag

3 hours later 18625892 Anonymous
>>18625868 You need to show her the D to restore honor

3 hours later 18625900 Anonymous
>>18625868 "Its not fair to make such assumptions before you see it in person. So, when am I meeting you?"

3 hours later 18625903 Anonymous
>>18625889 this

3 hours later 18625911 sage (1363655688993.png 800x1188 715kB)
>>18625868 >"....so how old's your daughter?" >"pls respond"

3 hours later 18625934 Anonymous
>>18625840 holy fuck is that real?

3 hours later 18625935 Anonymous
>>18625868 "Well do you have time for this large bone i found? It hasnt been touched in years"

3 hours later 18625952 Anonymous
>>18625889 this

3 hours later 18625961 Anonymous
>>18622885 negging is breaking somebody's self esteem so they crave your attention. example is "That dress looks really good for somebody with your body type."

3 hours later 18625981 Anonymous
>>18625889 you have no other options. this is the only way anon

3 hours later 18625986 Anonymous (z.jpg 351x446 38kB)
>>18625952 >>18625892 >>18625889 >>18625911 I want to send but its a game ender

3 hours later 18625987 Anonymous
>>18625961 mind your fedora doesn't fall off when you say this

3 hours later 18625998 Anonymous
>>18622904 funniest thing i've ever read, ty

3 hours later 18626000 Anonymous (1361236791570.jpg 1138x782 79kB)
>>18622885 a word used to identify autistic people

3 hours later 18626007 Anonymous
>>18622082 >double posting. Pathetic.

3 hours later 18626020 Anonymous (Screenshot_2013-03-23-00-51-46.png 480x800 74kB)
I think i've found the edgiest girl on the planet 1/4

3 hours later 18626043 Anonymous (Screenshot_2013-03-23-00-52-07.png 480x800 121kB)
>>18626020 2/4

3 hours later 18626044 Anonymous
>>18622904 You're just too bro-tier for her man. Her loss

3 hours later 18626052 Anonymous
>>18626020 How is that edgy?

3 hours later 18626062 sage (1363711325001.jpg 768x768 49kB)
>>18626020 christ, it's that kind of girl. please fuck with her.

3 hours later 18626066 Anonymous
>>18626020 Sasha Grey has an OKCupid profile?

3 hours later 18626096 Anonymous
>>18625986 so lets grab a drink friday and maybe you'll let me prove it >b-best i got right now...

3 hours later 18626124 Anonymous (1276655608048.jpg 286x307 12kB)
>>18626066 I had a good laugh. Thank you.

3 hours later 18626133 Anonymous (zyzz23.jpg 368x442 20kB)
>>18622904 10/10

3 hours later 18626158 Anonymous (Screenshot_2013-03-23-00-52-24.png 480x800 68kB)
3/4

3 hours later 18626188 Anonymous (gg.jpg 357x449 30kB)
>>18626096 >>18625911 brb FBI

3 hours later 18626190 sage
>>18625986 stall while people brainstorm >"do you like dragons?"

3 hours later 18626210 Anonymous (Screenshot_2013-03-23-00-59-43.png 480x800 341kB)
>>18626158 4/4 She's also bisexual haha oh man this is too easy

3 hours later 18626211 Anonymous
>>18624384 Yes, do it.

3 hours later 18626224 Anonymous (yablewit.png 500x374 222kB)
>>18626188 funny but

3 hours later 18626238 Anonymous
>>18626188 This girl is fucked in the head. She went from wanting your dick (and child support), to cold/hostile almost immediately.

3 hours later 18626242 Anonymous (url-15.jpg 307x438 22kB)
>>18626210 trap/10

3 hours later 18626246 Anonymous
>>18626210 At least she's not fat.

3 hours later 18626255 Anonymous
>>18626246 this should be the opener

3 hours later 18626280 Anonymous
>>18625911 my coworkers are wondering why i spat out my water and started cryng captcha purchased sungsta

3 hours later 18626324 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 762x467 55kB)
Will this work?

3 hours later 18626327 Anonymous
>>18626210 I love this person. 10/10 would self-deprecate with/watch FLCL with

3 hours later 18626337 Anonymous
>>18626190 >>18626188 >"Does your daughter like dragons?"

3 hours later 18626342 Anonymous
>>18626210 Thats emprahbowie dude. Abort. Abort.

3 hours later 18626344 Anonymous
>>18626324 Yes. Send that bitch a racist comment. Bitches love racist comments.

3 hours later 18626349 Anonymous
>>18626324 Dude, she'll have to change her underwear due to the torrent of pussy juice flowing after reading that 10/10 message

3 hours later 18626352 Anonymous
>>18626324 if you haven't already bought the condoms you better do it quick

3 hours later 18626376 Anonymous
>>18625556 what's exactly wrong about her height? with all the height insecurity going on around here; her being that short should be like a gift from the gods for you

3 hours later 18626393 Anonymous (Screenshot_2013-03-23-01-07-50.png 480x800 32kB)
>>18626255 Already used the old classic :(

3 hours later 18626394 Anonymous
/v/ + /fit/: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Cats nShit

3 hours later 18626410 Anonymous
>>18626376 Probably because he is shorter than 4'11"

3 hours later 18626416 Anonymous
>>18626376 she's a womanlet. they're just as bad as manlets. >tfw no 6' nordic viking gf

3 hours later 18626432 Anonymous
>>18626393 Both are great. Keep on truckin'.

3 hours later 18626433 Anonymous
>>18626280 why do you type out what your captcha was? nobody gives a fuck

3 hours later 18626453 Anonymous
>>18626410 >Fourth age of Middle Earth >Not being King of the Hobbits - Master Race

3 hours later 18626471 Anonymous
>>18626394 >http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Cat snShit holy shitting fuck I want to wife her. why can't we have women like this on the east coast?

3 hours later 18626477 Anonymous (129496941937.png 320x240 113kB)
>>18626210

3 hours later 18626497 Anonymous
>>18626410 that's the only reason i can think of >>18626416 that's just stupid

3 hours later 18626523 Anonymous (Screenshot_2013-03-23-01-14-32.png 480x800 212kB)
>>18626477 Nope

3 hours later 18626530 Anonymous
>>18626497 the truth hurts. anyone below 6' = shit tier genetics, would not mate with

3 hours later 18626532 Anonymous
>>18626394 The new queen of /fit/.

3 hours later 18626546 Anonymous
>>18626523 would still fuck even though it's a trap

3 hours later 18626584 Anonymous
>>18626530 i'm not even a girl, so i don't take it personally and for everyone in the world, except you apparently, a girl is generally less attractive the taller she gets, unless the guy is like 6'2 or something

3 hours later 18626602 Anonymous
>>18625702 please respond

3 hours later 18626629 Anonymous
>>18626523 From personal experience with scene/emo grills, they are crazy as fuck and always have problems at home with family. They also cant handle their alcohol or marijane AT ALL, and makes them horny too. Play some drinking/toking game or something and go BEAST MODE.

3 hours later 18626659 Anonymous (wondahful.jpg 730x425 22kB)
>>18626602 i have no life

3 hours later 18626661 Anonymous
>>18626523 >>18626629 >grill

3 hours later 18626667 Anonymous
>>18626532 No.

3 hours later 18626678 Anonymous (oh-yes-excellent--large-msg-129485862143.jpg 500x375 81kB)
>>18626659

3 hours later 18626719 Anonymous
>>18626678 Disgusting. She should hurry up and OD on heroin and remove her ugly ass self from the gene pool

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