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2013-03-21 03:26 18580030 Anonymous (2013-03-20 19.47.59.jpg 2448x3264 2282kB)
>This is the closest you will ever get to the heart attack grill :__;

1 min later 18580055 Anonymous
Actually, I don't think you want to go there. I heard from some people on /ck/ or maybe it was /b/ that the food was pretty sub par and that the restaurant has been very close to failing health inspections multiple times.

3 min later 18580091 King Milkfart
Eh. I'd be willing to bet that I could make a burger at home that would fit my personal preferences to the point that it would be exponentially more preferable than anything that I could order from there. Probably with half the calories and twice the protein, too. So, yeah; I'm good.

3 min later 18580092 Anonymous
Looks like a 5 Guys. We got one of those.

3 min later 18580098 Anonymous
Five Guys?

3 min later 18580108 Anonymous
>>18580030 i fucking love five guys

4 min later 18580122 Anonymous
>You will never die doing what you love >Stuffing your face with unhealthy but delicious food Sometimes I wish I was an amerilard

5 min later 18580137 Anonymous
>>18580091 >>18580055 food snobs are the worst kind of people. Do you guys have any friends or is nobody good enough for you?

7 min later 18580186 Anonymous
>>18580122 >it's impossible for someone outside america to be unhealthy

8 min later 18580210 King Milkfart
>>18580137 Easy now, broski. I'm hardly a food snob. I'll get dirty on some Taco Bell or fly-by-night seafood shack with the rest of 'em. I'm just saying that a burger and fries from a place that prides itself on frying everything in lard and soaking everything in butter is probably not what I'd want to spend my money on. Not only for the over-all end result of the consumption, but also because it probably doesn't taste all that great to begin with.

9 min later 18580218 Anonymous
>>18580186 >>it's impossible for someone outside america to be unhealthy That's not it, it's just that American fastfood is a lot tastier and it has more variety

10 min later 18580238 Anonymous (An Amerifat lunch.jpg 2560x1440 560kB)
Merrifat strong

10 min later 18580240 Anonymous
>>18580122 >implying squats cant kill you

10 min later 18580247 King Milkfart
>>18580218 >American fastfood is a lot tastier and it has more variety Is/does it really? I've only ever had 1 fast food meal overseas before. I went to a McDangler's in Italy and although the names of the foods were different, they had everything that the American chain has and it tasted the exact same.

13 min later 18580278 Young Money, Cash Money, Check the Production
>>18580238 i am just amazed at where all the sodium comes from brb a gram of sodium in a burger brb what?

14 min later 18580295 Anonymous
>>18580278 >caring about sodium I get my fries fresh and salt free.

19 min later 18580379 Anonymous
>>18580137 I'm not a food snob, I'm just saying that I've heard that it might not be all that it's hyped up to be. Sometimes I eat fucking flour tortillas with brown sugar and cinnamon, as long as it tastes good I don't care how elegant it is.

25 min later 18580488 Anonymous
I've actually been there twice when I lived in Arizona, it was above average, in terms of potential, like an anon said before making a home made one fills your preference better than any burger joint can. Now the fries on the other hand were very good, maybe just a slight notch below my families recipe. Overall compared to other burger places I'd say 4/5, In-N-Out competes very well and succeeds in areas that Heart Attack Grill lacks, such as variety. I would recommend it, but only for the experience, and if you are enough of a fat ass you can commit a slow suicide for free.

34 min later 18580660 fatlifts
>>18580488 How many meals a day will they serve me, man? HOW MANY?

35 min later 18580679 Anonymous
>>18580660 "Customers over 350 lb (160 kg) in weight eat for free if they weigh in with a doctor or nurse before each burger. Beverages and to-go orders are excluded and sharing food is also not allowed for the free food deal."

36 min later 18580701 fatlifts
>>18580679 unlimited dirty bulkan food for fatlifts, honest and true?

39 min later 18580760 Anonymous (wut.png 304x58 7kB)
>>18580701 I suppose if you were a legit monster, not even Ronnie Coleman at his biggest exceeded 315, you'd have to be nearly on your death bed, or wearing some heavy clothes. Invest in a weighted vest haha.

40 min later 18580781 Anonymous
in-n-out is okay, but my personal favorite burgers are Jake's in old town pasadena (about one mile away) and Bobby's, also in pasadena. fucking delicious. I hate shit like umami burger and shit that tries to throw a bunch of fucking shit on a burger. that's not a burger. faggot.

40 min later 18580786 fatlifts
>>18580760 u wot, nigga I'm already 430.

43 min later 18580839 Anonymous
>>18580786 Gawwwwd DAYUM!

44 min later 18580883 fatlifts
>>18580839 welcome to /fit/

46 min later 18580924 sage sage
>>18580883 This fucking guy again. You're fucking fat and your lifts sucks. Please stop tripping and/or kill yourself, you don't know shit about fitness or health.

48 min later 18580964 Anonymous
This thread inspired me to have my first Baconator. I already had a gigantic fuckoff cheeseburger from Outback Steakhouse today, as well. Goddamn I wish I could like this all the time.

49 min later 18580999 fatlifts (1360968195441.jpg 405x720 62kB)
>>18580924 what did I ever do to you, bro?

52 min later 18581059 Anonymous
>>18580030 Those fries look disgusting. That burger too. >make your own burger >it will taste one hundred sixty five times better

54 min later 18581087 Anonymous
>>18581059 >looks You're retarded, its fucking delicious

54 min later 18581091 Anonymous (IMG_3789.jpg 3264x2448 1921kB)
custom made hamburgers i make are way better then any of that shit... plus these are only 432 cals

55 min later 18581121 Anonymous
>>18581091 Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

56 min later 18581136 22
>>18581091 woulddevour/10

57 min later 18581151 Anonymous
>>18581121 stale copy pasta is stale get some new copy carbs son

58 min later 18581167 Anonymous
>walking up stairs >bottom of bag tears open because of grease >spill my fries everywhere >first thought that comes to mind: /FIT/ >THOSE MIGHT AS WELL BE YOUR GAINS haven't been to a Five Guys since

59 min later 18581182 Anonymous (IMG_3722.jpg 3264x2448 2386kB)
and this is my mushroom swiss patty melt

59 min later 18581190 Anonymous
>yfw the founder of the Heart Attack Grill is a fit brah and only made the restaurant to cash in and kill off fatties after being turned bitter andjaded http://vegas.eater.com/archives/201 2/10/25/heart-attack-grill-jon-bass o.php

1 hours later 18581219 Anonymous
>>18581182 >patty melt >bun You done goofed faggot

1 hours later 18581246 Anonymous
>>18581091 >>18581121 ITT: fat fucking americans thinking they know shit about cooking You guys are fucking pathetic and are even shittier than average UK cuisine.

1 hours later 18581319 Anonymous
>>18580238 >100% trans fat free Oh, that's good then. Certainly is healthy.

1 hours later 18581331 Anonymous
>>18581121 >get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously wow...you're a faggot.

1 hours later 18581332 Anonymous
>>18581219 lel

1 hours later 18581361 Anonymous
yuuuum all dat MSG. Enjoy your brain lesions and obesity

1 hours later 18581376 Anonymous
>>18581246 yfw an american cuisine doesn't even exist. (except for junk food maybe)

1 hours later 18581380 Anonymous
>>18581331 >being this new

1 hours later 18581406 Anonymous
>>18581121 i feel like this might be copy pasta that i wrote when i was really drunk and don't remember. its pretty much drunk me to a t

1 hours later 18581431 Anonymous
>>18581406 then you're a faggot

1 hours later 18581471 Anonymous (IMAG0225.jpg 3264x1840 1875kB)
bacon cheeseburger i made a few nights ago. 900 cals, 60 g protein. dem bulkan feels

1 hours later 18581531 Anonymous
>>18581471 I'm sure it was delicious, but it looks like shit.

1 hours later 18581614 Anonymous
>>18580030 Is that five guys? Because holy fucking shit that place has serving sizes that are just bonkers.

1 hours later 18581654 Anonymous
>>18581614 They fill up your bag with fries THEY FILL YOUR BAG WITH FRIES

1 hours later 18581662 Anonymous
>>18581654 they do what now?

1 hours later 18581730 Anonymous
>>18581662 >order large fries >give you cup full of fries >place in bag >dump more fucking fries in bag, engulfing sandwich >entire bag full of fries and grease Fucking delicious.

1 hours later 18581790 Anonymous
>>18581730 wait, they fill the bag with fries?

1 hours later 18581829 Anonymous
>>18581790 yes and if you get the large fries it's basically the whole bag although I've been to one location where they only gave me the cup of fries. Greedy bastards

1 hours later 18581832 Anonymous
I CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR CHEAT DAY

1 hours later 18581849 Anonymous
>>18581829 yeah i've kinda theorized that the large fries actually have less fries. the cup itself is bigger, but really all that does it take up more fry-room in the bag

1 hours later 18581869 Anonymous
>>18580091 You are such a faggot, quit tripping please.

1 hours later 18581916 Anonymous
>>18580999 omg please be photoshop

1 hours later 18581951 Anonymous (1342503759405.jpg 464x650 69kB)
>>18580238 >animal-style fries Sweet Baby Jesus.

1 hours later 18581960 fatlifts
>>18581916 nah bro that image is fully legit.

1 hours later 18582030 Anonymous
>>18581960 are u kidn me

1 hours later 18582040 Anonymous
>>18581960 said the guy on 4chan

1 hours later 18582064 Anonymous
>>18580760 >That feel when 400lbs Time to get some free grub. Fatgains 2014

1 hours later 18582129 Anonymous
>>18580238 No 4x4? Son, i am disappoint.

2 hours later 18582339 Anonymous
We have a Five Guys here. I tried it once. Burger bun was soggy with burger grease and tasted bland. Bag soaked in fry grease. If you want a good fast food burger, find a Dairy Queen. Not all of them have food but if you can find one that does you best try that Flamethrower burger.

2 hours later 18582652 Anonymous
>>18581190 dang, that was actually a really nice read, and does make a lot of sense...

3 hours later 18583674 Anonymous
>>18582339 are you fucked.

3 hours later 18583861 Anonymous (553661_3576959695566_713240499_n.jpg 531x527 63kB)
>>18580030 >implying i didn't walk right past that place today.

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