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2013-03-15 08:09 18454873 MegaMan-xl (pee-webready.jpg 787x864 624kB)
What the FUCK is wrong with you Americans?
>Be in America this semester from UK
>first week went pretty well
>Meeting lots of new poeple
>get "friends" with one of them
>he visits my place
>hang out
>play the vidya
>etc.
>Go to gym one day
>afterwards we decide to take a broshower because our suite only has one shower between 8 people
>mfw he pisses all over the floor
Is this normal in America?
1 min later 18454916 Anonymous
No, most folks don't take "broshowers" over here, faggot.
2 min later 18454946 Megaman-xl
>not being confident enough in your manhood to take a shower with ur bro to save water and time
4 min later 18454980 Anonymous
>>18454946
did u wear swim-trunks at least
5 min later 18455020 Anonymous
>Americans don't have rooms to theirselves at college
6 min later 18455033 Anonymous
yes its normal for us.
you probably do shit that is normal for you but disgusts us.
deal with it
6 min later 18455037 Anonymous
It's pretty normal worldwide but not when you're in the company of others.
Pissing in your own shower at home? That's cool, just don't get any on yourself.
Pissing in the showers at gym while showering with your bro(no homo)? Not cool.
6 min later 18455043 Anonymous
>>18454873
As a brit I piss in the shower daily. Sometimes I feel the shower was wasted if I don't.
6 min later 18455047 Anonymous
>>18454946
umm . . . no, dude. dude. . . . no. sorry.
7 min later 18455054 Megaman-xl
>>18454980
>wearing clothing in the shower
never understood why people this
>>18455020
It kinda sucks, specailly when i want to finna jerk it
7 min later 18455066 Anonymous
Britfag here. I piss in the shower.
>omgs but u get wee wee on ur feet
You're in a fucking shower, it will clean off.
Retard.
8 min later 18455078 Anonymous
>>18455054
>not trading nohomo handy's w/ roomates
9 min later 18455104 Anonymous
>>18455078
This OP,
Rubbing it up and down his buttcrack is ok. It's only gay if you actually stick it in his anus.
10 min later 18455129 Anonymous
>bro showers
Holy shit I love this idea. I need to try this out with a few bros some time
>Peeing in the shower
Don't be so fucking prudish bro. Piss is sterile and by not using the toilet he's saving water. What 's wrong with that?
11 min later 18455152 Anonymous
>>18455033
This
Plus the amendment of this >>18455037
12 min later 18455180 MegaMan-xl
>>18455129
It's fucking disgusting. How hard is it to go to the toilet before you get in the shower?
Anyway, multiple bacterial infections can still be transmitted via water even with chlorination, so it's in your best interests to keep your bodily fluids to yourself unless you enjoy infections up your urethra.
13 min later 18455206 Anonymous
>>18455180
he was pissing up your urethra?, that might be kinda gay man
14 min later 18455220 Anonymous
>>18454873
>2013
>still being disgusted by piss
Don't get me wrong here i'm not saying we should all piss on eachother, but piss is a sterile fucking liquid. on top of that, you're in a goddamn shower. any you get on you will be washed off in seconds. thirdly piss is pretty high in ammonia, which can combat athletes foot which is commonly contracted in, you guessed it, public showers.
the moral of the story? when you're in a public shower, pee on your feet. it may save you a nasty case of foot fungus
15 min later 18455240 Anonymous
>bro shower
>"sword" fight
>pee on losers' "sword
>had to stop cause sword started to swell
>nohomo, yet
16 min later 18455255 Anonymous
>>18455180
only 3% of bacterium are actually harmful to your body.
16 min later 18455285 Anonymous
>>18454873
Sometimes people pee in the shower. Peeing in a public shower is a bit much though, I wouldn't do that.
Don't let them talk you into getting circumcised though.
17 min later 18455293 Anonymous (1362020161735.jpg 980x939 129kB)
If everyone pissed in the shower, it would have a massive impact on water consumption worldwide and would have a huge benefit on the environment.
>Not pissing in the shower
>Killing your childrens future
I don't even.
18 min later 18455325 MegaMan-xl
>>18455285
>Don't let them talk you into getting circumcised though.
mfw he kept looking at my foreskin like he had never seen one before, what percent of americans are actually cut by jews
19 min later 18455332 Anonymous
I piss in the shower daily. Urine is sterile and you're washing yourself immediately afterwards.
20 min later 18455352 Anonymous
>>18455240
I think the 'bro shower' may be a British thing. I heard a reference once in Fresh Meat to a 'power shower' -- which was two teenage boys at boarding school taking a 'bro shower' and wanking each other off.
Care to elaborate OP?
20 min later 18455364 Anonymous (1315953142009.jpg 500x500 60kB)
>2013
>not pissing in the shower
20 min later 18455369 Anonymous
>>18455180
Why waste water? Besides, if you piss on the drain, what's the harm
>LOL uptight euros
22 min later 18455398 MegaMan-xl
>>18455369
He didnt piss on the drain he pissed on my fucking leg/foot thats the problem, also Americans dont drink enough water so it was yellow and stanky
23 min later 18455417 Anonymous
>>18454873
urine is cleaner than the water.
23 min later 18455418 Anonymous
>>18454946
to save water you fucking piss while in the shower
25 min later 18455448 Anonymous
>>18455398
What did you do after he pissed on your leg?
25 min later 18455455 Anonymous
>>18455398
he was doing you a favor and preventing athletes foot you idiot. you were supposed to piss back
don't cross the streams though
26 min later 18455470 Anonymous
pasta pls go, I'm on a cut
26 min later 18455476 MegaMan-xl
>>18455448
just moved out of the stream, I thought h did it by mistake but he was lookint at me and laughing after, is this some kind of American rite of passing or something?
27 min later 18455497 Anonymous
>>18455476
that's beta as fuck man
28 min later 18455514 MegaMan-xl
>>18455497
I-I know
>tfw beta
29 min later 18455540 Anonymous
>>18455514
you should have punched him
31 min later 18455570 King Milkfart (JOE_DUBMAN.jpg 248x250 23kB)
>What the FUCK is wrong with you Americans?
Our population tends to be overweight and have poor cardiovascular health because these colors don't run.
32 min later 18455577 Anonymous
No, it's not normal. Showering with another guy is pretty fucking gay OP. Justify it any way you wish. You're no better than those faggots that scream trap fetishes are straight fetishes.
32 min later 18455585 Anonymous
>>18455514
hy didn't you piss back on him to assert your dominance you beta faggot
33 min later 18455598 Anonymous
>>18455570
>overweight
> poor cardiovascular health
Nice job trying to say they are related, ruseman
34 min later 18455611 Anonymous
>>18455598
>he didn't get the joke
Maximum_Autism.exe
34 min later 18455614 Anonymous
>bro shower
not gay at all, just like bro blowjobs and bro buttsex are totally not gay.
r-right guys?
35 min later 18455625 Anonymous (1363197037615.png 1023x660 644kB)
>>18455611
36 min later 18455643 Anonymous
I think OP is trolling. Why wouldn't you piss in the shower?
36 min later 18455653 Anonymous (6.png 798x800 43kB)
>>18455570
>these colors don't run.
37 min later 18455666 Anonymous
>>18454873
The fuck? Who shares a personal shower stall with a "bro?" I've no problem being in a shower ROOM with other guys, but I'm not going to share a shower stall with another dude.
And yes, I piss in the shower regularly. Who the fuck cares? It all goes down the same drain anyway and piss is sterile. Though I wouldn't do it in a public shower room...
So I guess what your bro did was pretty rude.But I'm nto sure it matter because he had alrady crossed the line by GETTING IN THE SHOWER WITH YOU.
37 min later 18455667 Anonymous
>>18455293
this is wrong
there is technology that re uses water from shower, bathtub and sinks, so called grey water (water without piss or shit). this tech is not possible if people piss in the shower all the time.
37 min later 18455672 MegaMan-xl
>>18455585
Im guessing that would have been EXTREMELY gay if i had done that
39 min later 18455702 Anonymous
wait....are there actually people who DON'T piss in the shower? wut
40 min later 18455724 Anonymous (1344832831551.jpg 250x250 10kB)
It's all pipes. What's the difference?
41 min later 18455748 Anonymous
>>18455325
A lot are cut. So be very careful. They'll tell you all kinds of bullshit to get you to do it. And a lot of it btw isn't Jews but Puritan Christian b.s.
41 min later 18455749 Anonymous
>>18455724
diameters
41 min later 18455751 Anonymous (bolton.jpg 150x174 10kB)
>>18455398
>stares at your foreskin
>pisses on your leg
42 min later 18455768 Anonymous
>>18455751
(no homo)
43 min later 18455780 Anonymous
>gets pissed on by faggot he's taking "broshower" with
>doesn't object
>runs off to internet forum to complain about glorious Murrica
47 min later 18455844 King Milkfart
>>18455667
>there is technology that re uses water from shower, bathtub and sinks, so called grey water (water without piss or shit). this tech is not possible if people piss in the shower all the time.
Sewer and drain cleaning company owner reporting in. Gray water is often times just as unsanitary as sewage. The technologies used for recycling gray water could absolutely work on sewage, too - it's just not practical because you would need to introduce a method to remove the solids first.
Think about it: You wash your filthy anus in the shower, and you rinse off chicken in the sink. The same amount of, if not more than, bacteria goes down graywater lines.
57 min later 18456032 Anonymous
>>18455844
yea but the tech is there, so why not use it?
is it too much to ask for poeple not to shit and piss in their showers?
1 hours later 18456104 Anonymous
>>18455724
>it's only smellz
1 hours later 18456300 Anonymous
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