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2013-03-14 12:09 18422513 Anonymous (asian chick.jpg 480x640 29kB)
Ok /fit/ time to be honest. Who here has gotten this drunk? I know I have. It feels good dont know why there is such a bad stigma around drinking. I would still have sex with this chick, just shower her first. would you?

0 min later 18422519 Anonymous
thats the most vile thing i have ever seen. thanks bro

1 min later 18422523 Anonymous
This is why I dont drink.

1 min later 18422532 Anonymous
>>18422519 You must be new here.

2 min later 18422535 Anonymous (hi to u.png 573x546 850kB)
>>18422523 HOLY FUCK THIS GUY MUST HAVE A SMALL DICK. EVERYONE DRINKS RETARD. ITS GREAT . I DRINK IN MODERATION . SO NOT SO BAD

2 min later 18422543 Anonymous
Nice, your pic turned me full homo. Thanks.

2 min later 18422545 Anonymous
>>18422532 Well I have been on /fit/ for about 4 months so yeah nothing this vile

2 min later 18422548 Anonymous
Puked on my pants and passed out. Friends washed everything for me while I was passed out. Since then, I never got really drunk again.

4 min later 18422554 Anonymous (1349782532174.gif 300x204 2068kB)
>>18422543 Implying you werent full homo before ... you are on /fit/ so yeah <Look at this pic

4 min later 18422560 Anonymous
>>18422513 LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK

5 min later 18422571 Anonymous
Still would/10 Minus vomit and shit

5 min later 18422580 Anonymous
>>18422548 I vomited all over myself at a friends party once. drank way to much and made an idiot of myself. woke up in the early morning saw all the vomit obviously ruined his bed and carpet. I left and didnt clean up or say sorry or anything. I havent spoken to him since

5 min later 18422583 Anonymous
>>18422548 Seriously? In that same situation my friends would have used that as an excuse to light something on fire.

6 min later 18422593 Anonymous (BIG-STU-vomit-2395.jpg 600x803 36kB)
>>18422560 WOW look at this AUTISM this guy has autism. he cant handle something differnt on /fit/ wow nice autism faggot

7 min later 18422605 Anonymous (couch.jpg 460x345 35kB)
>>18422583 My friends would have shaved me and spat on me and probably done some gay shit cause thats what they do for some reason when they drink. pretty gay

8 min later 18422611 Anonymous
I've had about 3 or 4 total blackout drunk times. Never got drunk enough to strip naked, or shit my pants. However, there have been times I've taken my shirt off while blacked out, (we were outside and I got hot apparently)bitches told me about digging my happy trail a few days later. Lols were had by all if you can pull it. But then I've seen guys literally take their pants off like -every- time they got just a bit buzzed, back in high school. Know your limits. But sometimes, it's perfectly OK to go all out and blow off some steam. >last time I blacked out >downed literally over half a bottle of jack and then some >woke up hours later on a sofa in a camper >had to piss >so I drunk, I couldn't figure out how to open the door to go outside >whip dick out and piss in nearest sink >after i'm done- I hear snoring, and realized there were other people RIGHT next to me >lol'd >find out the next day, the camper didn't have running water

8 min later 18422613 Anonymous
why do you have so many pictures of people sleeping in puke? fuck

9 min later 18422621 Anonymous
>>18422613 Jealous? I have so many pics of women vomiting / passed out it would make your head spin.

11 min later 18422648 Anonymous (1361078252478.gif 224x169 1979kB)
bump <<< this is what women do

12 min later 18422658 SAGE SAGE
i have a pretty strong sense of smell, so i can only imagine how bad this was when the pic was taken. could never pork this porker without gagging even after cleanup also SAGE how is this really fit/related?

12 min later 18422659 Anonymous
>>18422580 Was this at TJ's? Because if it was, you're a twat.

13 min later 18422674 Anonymous
Drinking is amazing its fantastic. I once got so drunk I vomited all over my friends bed. I didnt offer to clean up or anything i just left in the morning. dont know if he was mad or anything

13 min later 18422676 Anonymous
>>18422580 If this was at TJ's then you're a twat.

14 min later 18422684 Anonymous
>>18422659 Nah mate. Australia. Tell us more about this party and 'twat'

15 min later 18422692 Anonymous
>>18422658 Wow I though /fit/ didnt have you close minded fags. drinking can inspire cardio so its related.

15 min later 18422697 Anonymous (funny_pictures_cant_hold_his_liquor_fail.jpg 540x395 112kB)
I have so many pictures of women vomiting

16 min later 18422704 Anonymous
>>18422684 Just some guy who acted like the coolest shit. Fat, ugly and approaching middle age, had a few ounces of jäger, puked all over the bed and rug in the basement and just left without a word before anyone woke up.

18 min later 18422723 Anonymous
>>18422583 Yeah. They destroyed my phone in the process because it went to the washing machine with the pants, but I'm still grateful to this day they made sure I didn't choke on my vomit. They probably only cleaned so their parents wouldn't flip out, we were 15 or so and weren't allowed to drink vodka, but still, pretty nice.

20 min later 18422735 Anonymous
>>18422513 I have been so drunk i have passed out thrown up several times, fell asleep head first in the toilet waking up 4 hours later, still drunk, confused checked room for gf couldn't find her, was too confused checked balcony (lel) waited confused for several minutes the realized she was sleeping 10' away on sofa, cuffed her hands then fucked her. That was the most recent time i was so drunk was only 3 weeks ago.

20 min later 18422739 Anonymous
>>18422535 >hai2u2 nostalgia'd hard here, the days of rotten.com's fuck of the month

21 min later 18422750 Anonymous
>>18422704 Dam those people ruin everthing. The closest i came to that was vomiting all over my friends glass door (was leaning on it) I didnt tell her it was me and acted disgusted when she found it ....... sorry

22 min later 18422752 Anonymous
>>18422648 I bet she'll do that to her children too.

22 min later 18422758 Anonymous
>>18422739 BRO !!!! your the first person who remembers this shit!!! nice good to meet you

22 min later 18422762 SAGE SAGE
>>18422692 nope. take your scat/vomitporn thread elsewhere pls.

23 min later 18422764 Anonymous
>>18422621 Pos them, that is my fetish

23 min later 18422768 Anonymous (1349759308994.gif 202x153 562kB)
who else here hates women?

23 min later 18422772 Anonymous
drinking sucks

24 min later 18422780 Anonymous
>>18422768 >no homo

24 min later 18422781 Anonymous
>>18422762 I bet your unemployed? Why dont you get a job and make something of yourself you useless piece of shit? bet you couldnt even get into the army loser

25 min later 18422784 Anonymous
>>18422772 Shut up nerd

26 min later 18422797 Anonymous (fap rap.jpg 2448x1836 674kB)
for everyone here who likes vomiting im delivering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26 min later 18422804 Anonymous
I black out very easily but I never puke. >woke up in a cell once >woke up in a bush once >woke up with a fucked lip and torn clothes Now I only drink beer.

27 min later 18422807 Anonymous
>>18422781 >your unemployed >your le epikkk internet spelling maymay XD lel funneh ;3

27 min later 18422809 Anonymous
>>18422797 That is they worst jizz rag i have ever seen. i mean fuck man? shyyyt get a job

27 min later 18422816 Anonymous
>>18422758 likewise bro. that site, and its fuck of the month forever tainted my virgin brain. i still have visions of that vagina stuffed full of wieners, got fucking dammit

29 min later 18422836 Anonymous (furrry.jpg 960x1280 304kB)
>>18422804 What were u in a cell for??

31 min later 18422855 Anonymous
>>18422816 HAHA nice its weird cause nothing I have seen on 4chan has even phased me in the slightest ..... its awesome

32 min later 18422867 Anonymous
>>18422855 >its weird >its le epikkk internet spelling maymay XD lel funneh ;3

32 min later 18422870 Anonymous
>>18422781 you sound like a shitty drunk

34 min later 18422885 Anonymous
>>18422867 Nah bro correcting someone's spelling on the internet is the biggest sign of erection problems ever.

34 min later 18422902 Anonymous
>>18422836 Being too drunk down town.

35 min later 18422906 Anonymous
>>18422870 Confirmed for not getting into the army... lol thats the lowest of the low. ever retards get into the army.. bet you have a laundry list or mental illnesses fagget

36 min later 18422925 Anonymous
>>18422906 Surely troll. You sound like an immature kid. And i'm not even that guy you're talking with.

36 min later 18422926 Anonymous (car.jpg 680x609 63kB)
I think about this shit when im all alone

37 min later 18422936 Anonymous
>>18422855 i dont know bro, all this furry shit is pretty fucked up. how old are you?

38 min later 18422937 Anonymous
>>18422925 I agree with this guy. He is probably gay

40 min later 18422969 Anonymous
>>18422936 Yeah I'm 19. the OP of this thread is gay or something fucked up... how old are you and what country u in? Im Australian

41 min later 18422976 Anonymous (13497825321743.gif 216x180 1044kB)
Muslims bash their wives

42 min later 18422986 Anonymous
i got so drunk that i was almost raped by one of my good friends apparently i was laying passed out and people came out to find my friend trying to take off my pants

43 min later 18422992 Anonymous
>>18422906 your best insult is "i bet you couldn't even get into the army". what the fuck is wrong with our goddamn youth these days?

43 min later 18422998 Anonymous (Party.jpg 1524x1514 745kB)
All these images of women vomiting makes me hate women more.. Who else here hates women they are vile

44 min later 18423002 Anonymous
>>18422992 LOL u mad faggot .... bet you couldnt even get into the army

44 min later 18423006 Anonymous
>you will never be this drunk

44 min later 18423008 Anonymous
>>18422969 how old were you when you were hoping around rotten.com? fuck! 27yr old here, south africa

45 min later 18423017 Anonymous
>>18423006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snNP EVR4iSs

47 min later 18423037 Anonymous
And this is why I'll never ever be drunk.

48 min later 18423046 Anonymous
>>18423008 About 15. friend put me onto it. It opened my eyes completely . Its kind of good because nothing really shocks me anymore. Whats south Africa like? Africa has so much natural beauty but the media is always focusing on the bad. the civil unrest and all that. Ask me anything about Australia

48 min later 18423048 Anonymous
>>18423002 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

49 min later 18423065 Anonymous
>>18422513 I have been that drunk too many times, hell when I was shootin dope this was the norm. Drinking is great for people that can do it in moderation, some of us like myself cannot so its bad for us. 4/10 would not bang.

49 min later 18423067 Anonymous (1343165874506.png 482x542 45kB)
My superior slav genes protect me from these putrid effects of alcohol.

50 min later 18423089 Anonymous
>>18422513 that shit looks shooped...

51 min later 18423092 Anonymous (lady.jpg 1225x2048 1931kB)
>>18423048 Wow your such a loser you have nothing better to post than copy and pasta ..... enjoy living with your mum till your 30..........

51 min later 18423102 Anonymous
>>18423048 it was obligatory. I'm actually ex USMC.

52 min later 18423108 Anonymous (chick couch 2.jpg 260x194 7kB)
>>18423089 mate its not shopped come on its a fucking asian who has drank to much,,,,, asians always drink to much

52 min later 18423111 Anonymous
>>18423067 Go do some krokodil.

53 min later 18423127 Anonymous
>>18423102 America is cool cause u dont pay alot of tax and u cant spit on muslims.. kind of jelous (non american)

53 min later 18423129 SAGE SAGE
>>18422781 uncalled for. not callin you an insane, piece of shit, unemployed, nonmilitaristic, fag, retard. but if the shoe fits. >just the wrong board. i work two jobs, and go to college. i bet you're just a boot anyway.

54 min later 18423148 Anonymous
>>18423129 WHAT THE FUCK IS A BOOT? mate IM more unemployed than you could ever imagine... just try me mate

55 min later 18423160 Anonymous
>>18423148 >WHAT THE FUCK IS A BOOT? Something you wear in the army.

58 min later 18423191 Anonymous
>>18423160 Well what a retard. I bet you live in Minneapolis you faggot

58 min later 18423200 Anonymous (Chair.jpg 362x480 37kB)
bump with more vile imagery

59 min later 18423205 Anonymous
>>18423046 jesus fucking christ, i was there when i was 13/14, 13 fucking years ago. south africa is a 3rd world country. but, its the best 3rd world country in my opinion. there is lots of violence, there is still some racism amongst the older generation but fuck 'em. if you want to know about south africa, buy yourself a bazbus ticket, and explore. the climate is much like aus, but we're a friendly nation. also, our women are so hot. how racist are you guys against the immigrants from south africa? do they adjust well?

59 min later 18423215 Anonymous
>>18423191 Why, is that where your mother is from?

1 hours later 18423249 Anonymous
>>18422513 A bloody pad get deleted but a pic of a girl lying unconscious in her own shit and vomit stays on the front page..

1 hours later 18423284 Anonymous
Mods stop this fucking shit

1 hours later 18423298 Anonymous
>>18423148 haha retard a boot is a grunt fresh outa bootcamp wet behind the ears, never seen fire, newb any militaryfag'd be pissed. well played, sir.

1 hours later 18423331 Anonymous
>>18423249 Vomit and shit are natural, bleeding out of your genitals is some sick shit.

1 hours later 18423332 Anonymous (floor woo.jpg 259x194 5kB)
>>18423284 >>18423249 I shit post all the time on this board im unstoppable .... just get used to it.....

1 hours later 18423410 Anonymous
>>18423067 How is coming from a looong line of shit tier alcoholics superior in any way?

1 hours later 18423456 Anonymous (girl pillow.jpg 600x398 19kB)
>>18423410 Yeah Im austrailan we drink every day its part of our culture. your life is probably bad cause u dont drink

1 hours later 18423493 Anonymous (1350827284889.jpg 960x640 59kB)
bump

1 hours later 18423497 Anonymous
>>18423456 yeah we also fight crocks and ride kangaroos... Dick.

1 hours later 18423512 Anonymous (Floor crp.jpg 573x749 183kB)
there is so much beta in this thread its pathetic

1 hours later 18423535 Anonymous (urinal.jpg 625x469 134kB)
>>18423497 Obviously not Australian and gay... probably drive a shit car

1 hours later 18423549 Anonymous
>>18423512 beta thread is everywhere, have you not been on /fit/ before? >>18423368 >>18421620

1 hours later 18423560 Zyzz (1362981369967.jpg 247x252 9kB)
I'm leaving until this thread 404s...goddamn you /fit/

1 hours later 18423569 Anonymous
>>18423535 I am australian you are a dick. Me = Aussie. You = Dick. Understand? Dick.

1 hours later 18423575 Anonymous (absdis.jpg 240x320 14kB)
>>18422513

1 hours later 18423599 Anonymous
>>18422648 Oh come on, boner !

1 hours later 18423607 Anonymous
>>18422797 Wat the shit

1 hours later 18423614 Anonymous
>>18423569 u ossie dik lelel

1 hours later 18423616 Anonymous
>>18423569 LOL your so unemployed its not funny. come back when u get a job and a commodore

1 hours later 18423648 Anonymous (Pillow.jpg 515x386 24kB)
This is probably the most informative thread ever on /fit/ it has all these opinions and people from different contries.. its awesome. I have gotten so drunk i vomited all over my best friends expensive leather jacket. i left the next day and didnt even say sorry. fuck im cool

1 hours later 18423653 Anonymous
>>18423616 LOL your so employed as a labourer and are 17 years old its not even funny. come back when you can use grammar. Dick.

1 hours later 18423660 Anonymous (1361555881583.jpg 300x391 21kB)
What the fuck is wrong with people in this thread? I never understood how people get pleasure from getting so drunk they can't stand, stay awake, keep their stomach, control where they piss and shit, get an erection or have an orgasm. Once you have a buzz going challenge complete! Even the biggest autist in the world will great social ease at that point. People who need to make an exhibition of themselves that they can't remember are the height of unattractive personalities IMO. They're really pathetic.

1 hours later 18423673 Anonymous
>>18423616 Sorry I should add that as well as being a dick, you are both pointless and a bogan. Just so we are clear. Dick.

1 hours later 18423688 Anonymous
>>18423653 LOL this aboriginal mad .. so mad get a job you aboriginal

1 hours later 18423707 Anonymous
Every time I drank I felt like shit in the mornings and it fucked with my lifts, so I stopped. Also because I tend to make an ass of myself when I drink.

1 hours later 18423737 Anonymous
I WENT TO A WORK PARTY ONE AND THERE WAS THIS GIRL PROBS A 3/10 AND WELL WAS HORNY SO I WENT HOME WITH HER BUT IN THE MORNING I SOBERED UP AND WAS LIKE THE FUCK... EWWWWW. I SNUCK OUT IN THE MORNING, I STOLE HER IPOD AND SOME MONEY SHE HAD ON HER DESK ..... WICKED

1 hours later 18423749 Anonymous
>>18423249 Just report it, gurl.

1 hours later 18423750 Anonymous (images.jpg 259x194 6kB)
>>18423737 Well my friend you truly are a piece of shit. like genuinely a piece of shit

1 hours later 18423753 Anonymous
>>18423688 How the hell did you manage to spell Aboriginal correctly? I am impressed. Oh wait your a bogan 17 year old so you are probably teaching your 4th child to read at the moment no? Retouching on the old "i before e" are we?

1 hours later 18423768 Anonymous
>>18423753 mate i get so much centrelink you wouldnt even imagine.. you could never earn the amount of government handouts i get... jealous fag. I've never worked a job in my life.... yeah cunt such shit u drone

1 hours later 18423769 Anonymous
>>18423688 Dick.

1 hours later 18423780 MoleyGuy
Ive been really drunk, something similar to some of the pictures in this thread (without the shit) and I guess you gotta go through everything to see whats bad and where's your limit. But anyhow, these were my teenage years, Im alcohol free now, haven't gotten drunk in a year and I feel great. Leading active life, and lifting is way better than drinking that poison.

1 hours later 18423798 Anonymous
I've gotten pretty drunk before, but ever since I felt like I almost died after drinking four loko I never got shitfaced since. In fact, I pretty much don't drink anymore. The hangovers and nausea just ain't worth it for me. >lung cancer master race reporting in

1 hours later 18423809 Anonymous
>>18423768 Well this is no longer interesting.. I think we should go to bed it is getting late. What do you think, I value your opinion. Dick.

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