4chan archive /fit/ (index)
2013-02-25 12:04 18005112 Anonymous (1361743361469.jpg 1080x1080 343kB)
choose /fit/
5 min later 18005240 Anonymous
mayo clinic doctor (3), gym (5), library (4), 18 year old (18) (30 total)
easy
5 min later 18005248 Anonymous
If I choose the girl am I causing her to be kidnapped or would she be kidnapped anyway and I am just making it so we are in the same basement?
8 min later 18005340 Anonymous
>>18005248
she wants to be with you
9 min later 18005345 Anonymous
>>18005240
fuck, forgot food
i guess i'm eating the doctor, then the girl, then dying
let's do this again
half payout
indian doctor (2) gym (5) kitchen (6) library (4) girl (18)
10 min later 18005374 Anonymous
>>18005248
>this
will I rape her or does she want sexytime?
10 min later 18005379 Anonymous
Will the girl get pregnant?
11 min later 18005392 wdec
gourmet food (9)
skylight (2)
medical care (2)
hygiene products (3)
workshop (6)
kitten (6)
garden (2)
tough choice between kitten or puppy, went for kitten, gonna take that motherfucker out to the wild when we both make it out :,)
11 min later 18005398 Anonymous
>>18005340
then I'll take $5mil
girl
gym
library
kitchen
skylight or garden
12 min later 18005422 Anonymous
>>18005340
then take 5mil and go
girl
kitchen
gym
library
garden or skylight
12 min later 18005425 Anonymous
>>18005112
This is stupid. The Internet costs way too many points.
>get Internet
>does nothing without a computer.
>24 points gone just like that.
>can barely afford decent food
>cant even get a dog
Fuck your stupid chart.
I'll take the drugs, weight room, fast food and tv
13 min later 18005444 Anonymous
>>18005240
no food, good luck!
14 min later 18005469 Anonymous
>>18005379
yes
14 min later 18005473 Anonymous
kitchen (6), computer (6), tv shows / movies (4), skylight (2), music (4), library (4), hygine (3), radio (2), new dheli doc (2), garden (2) = 5 mil for me.
15 min later 18005484 Anonymous (easyasfuark.jpg 1080x1080 588kB)
15 min later 18005499 Anonymous
>>18005469
will the doctor give me condoms or her birth control? will he do abortions?
16 min later 18005515 Anonymous
>>18005484
You're going to live in a basement for 10 years without light or any form of socializing?
You would go completely insane within a month.
16 min later 18005521 Anonymous
the girl is almost a must just for the need of human interaction.
16 min later 18005522 Anonymous
Girl (18)
Full kitchen (6)
Workout room(5)
Hygiene products(3)
Medical care(2)
HD Camera(3)
Phone(3) - If I can tell family I'm fine and will return in 10
if not
Skylight(2)
Pool table(1)
>not choosing this
17 min later 18005531 Anonymous
>>18005499
he is a filthy ignorant indian, what do you think?
17 min later 18005535 Anonymous
I'd choose:
Full Kitchen 6p
Workout room 5p
Library 4p
Hygiene 3p
Surround system 4p
which leaves me with 22points
fuck it, give me the 18 year old
40 points, no money when I get out
BUT, will be fit, have alot of knowledge from the reading and music to listen to.
17 min later 18005545 Anonymous
>>18005531
they don't have condoms in india? what if you get the mayo doctor?
18 min later 18005553 Anonymous
>>18005515
I love solitude
18 min later 18005578 Anonymous
gourmet food (9)
workout room (5)
puppy (6)
TV (7)
hygiene (3)
19 min later 18005584 Anonymous
>>18005545
indian can't do abortions nor birth control, may gives birth control
19 min later 18005600 Anonymous
>>18005584
*mayo
20 min later 18005616 Anonymous
Fast Food + doctor + sunlight (everyone not choosing the window this is a complete retard)
Then I only have enough for pc + internet.
I'm pretty convinced this is the best choice you can make.
20 min later 18005623 Anonymous
Kitchen, woman, gym and pool table. If you choose anything else you're a moron, a fatty, a DYEL or a gay. (double gay if you don't pick woman or pool table)
21 min later 18005629 Anonymous (1360096980743.jpg 289x475 35kB)
>Kitchen
>18 year old girl
>top of the line PC
30/30 points used.
>implying I need gains when I can be giving the dick to a qt 3.14 at all hours of the day
21 min later 18005630 Anonymous
I got a boner thinking about being locked in the basement with that girl
21 min later 18005636 Anonymous
Kitchen 6points
skylight 2points
workout room 5points
Puppy 6points
Garden w/ green house (so the dog can poop somewhere) 2points
Hygiene products and jacuzzi 3points
Doctor 2points
Library 4points
That's 30points.... and it would be fucking awesome. I would be swole and intelligent as fuck when I got out.
21 min later 18005646 Anonymous
>>18005578
scrap that
gourmet food (9)
workout room (5)
puppy (6)
TV (7)
skylight (2)
pool table (1)
21 min later 18005659 Anonymous (Untitled.png 599x605 226kB)
- books for dat education
- gym for getting swole and mastering bball shooting skills
- phone for staying in contact with loved ones
- tv and games for unwinding
- god tier food available
- 10 mil is more than you'd know what to do with if you're not retarded, 5 mil is sufficient
22 min later 18005679 Anonymous
>>18005629
>computer with no software
ya blew it
23 min later 18005685 Anonymous
Full kitchen (6), skylight (2), gym (5), cell phone (3), movies (4), TV (7), hygiene products (3), garden (2), mayo clinic doctor (3)
35 points, set for 5 years.
23 min later 18005689 Anonymous
18year old (18)
Fast Food (4)
All movies and TV Shows (4)
Garden with greenhouse (2)
Grow Marijuana in the greenhouse. 2 points leftover.
Hitting up a mean body weight routine to stay /fit/ and fucking every day for cardio.
24 min later 18005700 Anonymous
>>18005584
alright
i'm going all out then
zero payout
18 year old, mayo doctor, gym, library, skylight, kitchen, garden
when i emerge i will be a god
actually, if you pick barry bonds will he give you steroids?
24 min later 18005703 Anonymous
full kitchen - 6
workout room 5
library and study 4
hygene products 3
garden with greenhouse 2
unlimited drugs 5
surround sound 4
pool table 1
would someone please do this for me? if i could live 10 years like this, and walk out with 10 million, i would do it in a heartbeat
26 min later 18005747 Anonymous
>>18005703
>unlimited drugs
you wouldn't make it out
27 min later 18005762 Anonymous
18 y/o
gym
kitchen
27 min later 18005777 Anonymous (1356502580265.jpg 2302x1779 637kB)
Sky Light (2)
Full Kitchen (6)
TV (7)
Workout Room (5)
Hygiene Products (3)
Unlimited Drugs (5)
29/30
Too easy
28 min later 18005791 Anonymous
>>18005703
You wouldnt make it ten years. Theres no way to interact with other humans in your list.
You dont have a girl, you dont have barry bonds, a cook, anything.
You'd kill yourself within two years.
28 min later 18005801 Anonymous
>>18005747
Implying I wouldn't just smoke weed and cook 24/7
30 min later 18005827 Anonymous
>all these people posting set ups that lack a way to communicate with other human beings and saying "BAM. EASY."
I wish I had the funds to actually do this set up. None of you have the mental willpower to go completely without human contact for 10 years.
30 min later 18005838 Anonymous
>>18005827
Thats what television is for.
31 min later 18005844 Anonymous
reduce payout to 0 to max out points then buy maximum amounts of barry bonds
32 min later 18005859 Anonymous
>gun w/ 3 bullets
>girl
>puppy
>camera
32 min later 18005861 alx
I wish it said on the sheet that you die without the skylight and most likely with the microwave food due to lack of water, unless you heat up sixty meals a day and lick the drops of the foil.
32 min later 18005866 Anonymous
>>18005700
he does not have roids but he will be a beast training partner
32 min later 18005868 Anonymous
>>18005791
I'd rather the Internet / radio / tv / chefs / doctors as social interaction than a girl I know nothing of. She might be cool with the idea for a while but wtf? 10 years? By the first year she'll turn to a slob or commit suicide before me, or worse.
tl;dr girl will prolly fuck everything up and ruin my 10 year vacation.
32 min later 18005872 Anonymous
>>18005827
how much do you think this would actually cost?
buying a house in some random midwest suburb wouldn't be too bad
then you just need to convince some girl to live in your basement with you, a home gym, somebody to deliver food, and a bunch of books
32 min later 18005883 Anonymous
>>18005112
>bitch
>weights
>full kitchen/ingredients
>pool table
everything else is wrong
32 min later 18005884 Anonymous
Kitchen
Skylight
Surround sound music
Workout room
Library
Hygiene and jacuzzi
Pool table
Garden
Clinic doctor
30 points
10 years to clean myself from all the booze drugs and tobacco. 10 years to workout and learn how to cook amazing food for my gains. 10 years to study and read books with great music. 10 years to learn gardening. Skylight to keep me sane. Pool table for fun, hygiene and jacuzzi for relaxing. And a doctor if things go shit. When I walk out I will be the fittest, smartest and most enlightened motherfucker you will ever see and I get 40 million and I'll only be 30 years old.
Fuck yeah.
33 min later 18005888 Anonymous
>>18005112
can I take my guitar with me?
33 min later 18005894 Anonymous
Microwave and model train
Like seriously I don't see how you could want anything more
33 min later 18005896 Anonymous
Kitchen - 6
Skylight - 2
Computer - 6
Games - 4
Gym - 5
Library - 4
Hygene - 3
Basically the only differences in my life would be a library and gym at home.
33 min later 18005899 Anonymous
>>18005868
do you even lift?
if you do, your sex drive should be able to overpower anything negative about the girl. even for a decade
33 min later 18005903 Anonymous
>>18005827
just because you can't do it doesn't mean others can't
34 min later 18005919 Anonymous
>>18005884
I meant 10 million*
35 min later 18005929 Anonymous
>>18005827
I seriously hope everyone in here in joking. Being a neckbeard that stays in the house 6 days a week is one thing. You still talk to your family, you still use the internet, and you still get out of the house at some point for groceries, games, fast food, etc.
To suggest that you can stay locked up in a basement for 10 years with nothing is ludicrous. At the very least you'd need internet.
35 min later 18005935 Anonymous
>>18005861
you have water and lights, read the description
36 min later 18005949 Anonymous
>>18005515
>implying you both won't go insane together.
Get the phone and the dog instead.
36 min later 18005956 alx
>>18005899
If your sex drive is that high, just get the puppy. It's 12 points less so you can squeeze in a pool table and shit.
37 min later 18005973 Anonymous
>>18005949
if you have the willpower to keep yourself sane the girl will follow
37 min later 18005975 Anonymous
>>18005883
enjoying your teeth falling out and skin problems due to lack of hygienic products
37 min later 18005990 Anonymous
>>18005888
no
38 min later 18005995 Anonymous (1358900137728.jpg 800x600 114kB)
really mods?
I was banned for posting "not-related /fit/ materia" and you'll allow this thread?
38 min later 18006000 Anonymous
>>18005112
lol this is fuck easy to do.
Ask them to pay you 10 mil upfront
Get girl and skylight and HD-camera (23). Fuck her as long as you want, film sextapes and shit. Then get the workshop, build a ladder and get out using the skylight.
38 min later 18006009 Anonymous
>18 year old girl
>kitchen with all ingredients
>gym
Just eat and fuck and lift, like nature intended.
38 min later 18006013 alx
>>18005935
I don't see where it talks about light, but it's probably in there, I somehow skipped the stuff about the sink etc. first too.
39 min later 18006024 Anonymous
>>18005949
dog shits everywhere
39 min later 18006033 Anonymous
>>18006000
/thread
trips confirm
40 min later 18006046 Anonymous
>>18005884
Or I might switch the doctor for the radio to hear a human voice so dont go insane
40 min later 18006047 Anonymous
>get your money up front
>screw the stock market
>leave
40 min later 18006048 alx
>>18006024
Saves six points on the kitchen.
40 min later 18006060 Anonymous
>>18006013
fully furnished means lights
41 min later 18006084 Anonymous
Puppy- 6 points
Gym- 5 points
Gourmet food- 9 points
Hygeine- 3 points
Cell phone- 3 points
Skylight- 2 points
And I guess my last thing would be a garden. I dun good, /fit/?
42 min later 18006117 Anonymous
girl (18)
booze (5)
camera (3)
jacuzzi (3)
pool table (1) - definitely not bringing a loaded gun with that booze and another living, breathing person
43 min later 18006135 alx
>>18006084
But what do you do all day between workouts and eating? I hope for you it's a smart dog.
44 min later 18006161 Anonymous
The chick, the gourmet food, and the hygiene products/jacuzzi =30 pts
>don't want that chick gettin smelly
48 min later 18006265 Anonymous
>>18005422
>girl
>kitchen
>gym
>library
>garden or skylight
Same, nice choice anon.
53 min later 18006372 Anonymous
>>18006135
Alright, then... I'll take away the gourmet food and eat microwave food, and put in a library. Then I can read all day, though I'd have shit tier food.
53 min later 18006373 Anonymous
Workout Room - (5)
I would only continue to get shredded.
Kitchen - (6)
Flex my cooking skills daily, never go hungry on a bulk.
Skylight - (2)
Get my tan on.
Library - (4)
Seriously, not choosing this one = urpleb
Garden - (2)
I like gardening (fuck you).
Workshop - (6)
This, in conjunction with the library, will guarantee my status as master craftsman upon release.
Unlimited Drugs - (5)
Pot, Coke, LSD, TREN, TEST
These are the obvious choices for a hella beneficial 10 year sentence.
54 min later 18006407 Anonymous
so i see many of you guys didnt choose the shower so your gonna be filthy for 10 years? i dont think the doctor would want to attend you at all.
54 min later 18006408 Anonymous
> stock market (7)
> skylight (2)
> workshop (6)
> kitchen (6)
> library (4)
> train set (2)
> doctor (2)
> gun (1)
Obtain money upfront. Utilize workshop and train set (aka warehouse) to build something to escape via the skylight. Use library to acquire knowledge necessary to achieve this. Kitchen for food, doctor for fixing me up if I fuck shit up. Escape through skylight, use doctor as hostage if necessary. If all fails, I shoot myself.
55 min later 18006433 Anonymous
>>18006407
your basement is furnished with a shower and sink no matter what you do
op, do we get toothbrush and soap without the hygiene supplies?
57 min later 18006480 Mr. Aesthetics
>>18005112
Gimmi dat kitchen (6)
Gimmi dat skylight (2)
Gimmi dem music and vidya (8)
Gym and library (9)
Bathtub and doctor (5)
Dem drugs (5)
57 min later 18006485 Anonymous
>>18005112
If the stunningly attractive 18 year old costs 18 points, does that mean I could get a stunningly attractive 15 year old for only 15 points?
58 min later 18006499 Anonymous
>>18006485
>4chan
1 hours later 18006541 Mr. Aesthetics
>>18006485
Hooked up with an incredibly attractive 15 year old the day before I turned 18. She was v-very developed....
1 hours later 18006552 Anonymous
>>18006485
no
1 hours later 18006612 Anonymous
>>18005883
Good lad.
Me:
>>18005623
1 hours later 18006626 Anonymous (wLhMK.jpg 960x639 27kB)
>>18006485
>>18006541
>stunningly attractive 15 (14) year old
1 hours later 18006645 Anonymous (1361463694283.jpg 960x639 78kB)
>>18006626
1 hours later 18006652 Anonymous
>>18005623
if you don't get the mayo doctor she doesn't get birth control and you end up with 10 kids at the end
1 hours later 18006678 Anonymous (TwkAC.jpg 537x720 50kB)
>>18006626
boys her age be going crazy
>he be touching
1 hours later 18006736 Anonymous (1361613965536.gif 250x190 1082kB)
>>18006652
10 years = 120 months
9 months per kid => 120/9 kids = 13,3
>13,3 kids even
1 hours later 18006738 Anonymous
Workout Room (5)
Library (4)
Kitchen (6)
Garden (2)
Skylight (2)
Train set (2)
Workshop (6)
Medical Care + Upgrade (3)
1 hours later 18006747 Anonymous
>>18005949
>implying nonstop fucking isn't the best form of bonding
1 hours later 18006824 Anonymous (1358219074059.jpg 1024x768 94kB)
Obviously doctor(2)
Gym(5), kitchen(6), tv&movies (4)
vydia(6)
Then I need some sort of companion, I guess fucking berry bonds (7). I don't really like him but hes better than nothing for sex. I and I hate women.
1 hours later 18006831 Anonymous
>>18005623
>>18006652
>>18006736
with out a doctor their is a high chance that she will die giving birth, indian doctor is 50/50, mayo is 85/15
1 hours later 18006835 Anonymous (Gilbert Grape.jpg 483x340 26kB)
Taking $5mil for full comfort:
>Full kitchen = 6 (6)
Skylight = 2 (8)
>Workshop with tools = 6 (14)
Workout room = 5 (19)
>Hygiene and jacuzzi bath = 3 (22)
New Dehli = 2 (24)
>Garden with greenhouse = 2 (26)
One cell call per week [talk to my son] = 3 (29)
>Puppy = 6 (35)
1 hours later 18006855 Anonymous
10 years with a batting cage and berry bonds?? I'd be a fucking baseball pro by the end of that.
1 hours later 18006862 Anonymous
>>18006831
Actually, third world birth rate deaths are lower than that of America. I'd stick with the New Delhi doctor.
1 hours later 18006874 Anonymous
>>18005112
>Reduce payout to 0
>Two 18 year olds willing to have sex with me
>A gun to keep them from revolting
>A spare gun in case they overpower me and secure the first gun.
40 points well spent.
1 hours later 18006877 Anonymous
>>18006824
oh shit, realized the comp didn't come with games, which is another 4, so I'd ax the tv&movies
1 hours later 18006918 Anonymous
>Skylight
>Gun
>Barry Bonds
>Unlimited drugs
>TV
>State of the art computer
Shoot the skylight out, have Barry Bonds lift me and my shit out, sell all of my drugs and get rich, enjoy life with unlimited cash fantastic TV and god-tier computer
1 hours later 18006928 Anonymous
Get the money up front
Workshop w/ power tools
Gun
Use the power tools to break the fuck outta that basement and use the gun to kill whoever is guarding it.
1 hours later 18006949 Anonymous
>>18006862
bullshit
1 hours later 18006969 Anonymous
So do I not get food from the get go? The fuck is this?
1 hours later 18006991 Anonymous
>CFA for an extra point
is it really that good? AND its against gay marriage
i think its the perfect restaurant
1 hours later 18007012 Anonymous
The girl, the kitchen, the gym and the gun so I can shoot the faggot that put me there after I get paid.
1 hours later 18007023 Anonymous
>>18005112
Half Pay
Girl, Kitchen w/ipad, gym, movie and tv shows, and garden. Hell, I might consider going to that place any damn way.
1 hours later 18007027 Anonymous
>>18006874
LOLed
>greenhouse
>18 year old
>workout room
>full kitchen
>hygine products
>Pool table
>half payout though needed
1 hours later 18007033 Anonymous
>>18005112
Full Kitchen +6 (6)
Skylight +2 (8)
Gym +5 (13)
Surroundsound/music +4 (17)
Tv/Movies +4 (21)
Hygeine +3 (24)
Doc +2 (26)
Library + 4 (30)
I would live my life in happiness with all this shit (since this is all i'd by if i had that money)
1 hours later 18007041 Anonymous
>>18005425
You can't even use the internet with this.
>can't download or stream
>implying everything you can possibly do with the internet doesn't require downloading things
1 hours later 18007100 Anonymous
Easy:
Gym
Video Games
18 year-old
Cell phone
1 hours later 18007101 Anonymous
>Computer
>internet
>gym
>skylight
>pool table
1 hours later 18007122 Anonymous
kitchen: 6
skylight: 2
workout room: 5
library: 4
computer: 6
clinic: 3
phone: 3
hygeine: 3
total: 30
As a programmer, I need my computer. Phone for communication 1x per week because I'm not a social reject. Everything else self explanatory
1 hours later 18007167 Anonymous
Well, its settled:
>kitchen (6)
>girl (18)
>computer (6)
Still deciding if a gym is worth 5mil. Fuck, this girl is expensive, but I can't live 10 years without sex.
I think I'm going BW exercises. There will be time to get ripped with my 10mil
1 hours later 18007175 Anonymous
>>18007041
I'm sure it means you can't download files and such from the internet, but your browser can still render HTML pages.
1 hours later 18007238 Anonymous
>>18005112
Easy as shit.
Kitchen, 6
Gym, 5
Dog, 6
Garden, 2
Hygiene because shit that's nasty 3
Vidya games 4
Books 4
The key to a happy mind is companionship, a strong body, new things, and tasks to focus on.
I'd kill to live in this place.
1 hours later 18007287 Anonymous (1348546177013.jpg 238x195 3kB)
>>18007238
Vidya games but no tv or computer to play them on.
1 hours later 18007292 Anonymous
>>18005112
With weighs treadmill, whos weigh and are there weights?
1 hours later 18007293 Anonymous
>Gym (5)
>Kitchen (6)
>Girl (18)
>Gun (1)
The alcohol comes with the kitchen. Who's got a kitchen without booze? Only people without the finest ingredients.
1 hours later 18007356 Anonymous
>>18005112
Do the drugs include roids?
Also what do you mean by fast food?
There are some relatively healthy fast food options.
1 hours later 18007359 Anonymous
>>18007287
Hmm. A good point.
Kitchen, 6
Gym, 5
Dog, 6
Garden, 2
Hygiene because shit that's nasty 3
Music system
Books 4
Perhaps this would be more productive than games anyway.
1 hours later 18007446 Anonymous (1361045519747.gif 220x220 2113kB)
>>18005112
internet but cant stream or download?
git the fuck outta here
1 hours later 18007481 Anonymous
Gourmet food, girl and hygiene products.
1 hours later 18007482 Anonymous
>>18005112
Take the money up front and stock market access.
>leave basement after I get the money.
10mill in seconds while you losers wait 10 years.
1 hours later 18007495 Anonymous all i need
6+7+2+6+4+1+2+2
6-Full Kitchen
7-52'' TV
2-Sun Light
6- PC
4- GAMES
1- Pool Table
2- Med Care
2- Garden
Done, win!
1 hours later 18007496 Anonymous
>>18007446
see >>18007175
1 hours later 18007526 Anonymous
super easy,
18 year old (18 pts)
stock market access with $10mil upfront capital (7 pts)
workout room (5 pts)
have human interaction, sex, HUGE money making opportunity and a gym so I live long enough to enjoy my hoards of cash afterwards.
1 hours later 18007546 CaliforniaQueen
>>18005112
>18 y/o
>unlimited drugs
>unlimited movies/tv shows
>hygiene products/jacuzzi
Fuck yeah
2 hours later 18007636 Anonymous
>>18007482
Read the first 4 words of the picture again.
2 hours later 18007666 Anonymous
>>18007526
>die of starvation
2 hours later 18007807 Anonymous
Gym (5) ,Kitchen (6),Garden(2), Workshop(6), Cell Phone(3), Library(4), Warehouse(2), Skylight(2)
Total -- 30
Since OP failed to mention whether or not the basement was sealed, I'm going to say it wasn't.
That being Said:
>>Use the phone to have internet connection set up / buy comp
>>Have family pay for it on the promise of being payed back with interest after 10 yrs
>>Call friends over to hang / party
>>Use warehouse to store / build shit in
Best 10 years of my life
2 hours later 18007889 Anonymous
5 Gym
4 Library
6 Kitchen
2 Skylight
3 Higyene
3 Cellphone
3 Clinic Doc
4 Music
>not choosing this
>2023
2 hours later 18007952 Anonymous
>living in a sealed basement
>spending precious points on doctor/hyiene
2 hours later 18008017 Anonymous
girl, drugs, fast food, hygiene.
2 hours later 18008034 Anonymous
the 4 points vidya games come with console or i need the PC?
2 hours later 18008082 Anonymous
>18 year old girl (18)
>Garden (2)
>Full Kitchen (6)
>Surround Sound with all music (4)
Provided that the 18 year old is very agreeable with the situation, if she's a psycho-bitch I'd scrap her and take the gym, if she is perfectly matched for me I'd have enough sex-cardio and creative calisthenics to keep me fit through out the duration.
Fuck that would be great actually, also are we allowed to sun-bathe in the green-house?
2 hours later 18008157 Anonymous
Full kitchen (6)
Gym (5)
Skylight (2)
Pool Table (1)
Cell Phone (3)
XM Radio (2)
Library (4)
Puppy (6)
Total: 29 points
2 hours later 18008218 Anonymous
Girl-18
workout room-5
full kitchen- 6
Dog- 6
35- take the 5 mil
2 hours later 18008344 Anonymous (ids habbeding.gif 500x500 740kB)
> Kitchen - 6
For muh food
> Skylight - 8
For muh sanity
> Television - 15
For muh entertainment
> Gym - 20
For muh gains
> Hygiene products - 23
For muh health
> Library - 27
For muh mind
> Garden - 29
For muh fresh air
> Gun - 30
For muh one point
3 hours later 18008595 Anonymous
You guys suck
Best choice :
$5M
Girl
Kitchen
Gym
Skylight
Library
3 hours later 18008631 Anonymous
>>18005112
>no "/fit/ won't get shistposting for the next 10 years" for 41 points
3 hours later 18008695 Anonymous
>>18005112
>18 year old
This bitch would get on my damn nerves being stuck with her for 10 years.
3 hours later 18008723 Anonymous
kitchen (6)
skylight (2)
18 yo (18)
library (4)
why the 18 yo? Someone to talk to at least.
Skylight? I want that sun yo.
Kitchen, gotta make food.
Library, them books yo.
Why no gym? I want the 10 mil, it aint much, but hey, and it didn't fit. Plus I can do bodyweight stuff without a gym
3 hours later 18008793 Anonymous
>mayo clinic doctor - 3
>gourmet food - 12
>skylight - 14
>workout room - 19
>library - 23
>stock market - 30
By the way, the mayo clinic doctor is a 10/10 chick that's DTF, cuddles with me at night, administers pharma grade sterons and works out with me.
3 hours later 18008815 Anonymous
>>18008595
This
3 hours later 18008842 Anonymous
Kitchen for the best food
Skylight for vitamin D
Workout room (duh)
Train set+warehouse - warehouse of space to run around in and shit I guess the train set would help alleviate potential boredom
Garden/greenhouse
Pool table
Hygeine/jacuzzi
Computer, surround sound, Library
3 hours later 18008954 Anonymous
>>18008842
this but without losing money and forget the computer
3 hours later 18009017 Anonymous (1361644935502.jpg 387x353 24kB)
>mfw all these retards not picking hygiene products
>mfw all these retards picking the girl and not picking hygiene products
enjoy being and fucking a stinking, sweaty, grimy, disgusting mass for the next 10 years
3 hours later 18009046 Anonymous
>>18009017
>implying you can't get spongebaths from the doctor
3 hours later 18009222 Anonymous
Workshop 6
Greenhouse 2
Skylight 2
TV 7
Cell 3
Library 4
Mayo 3
Pool Table 1
Radio 2
I'm living large. After I make my own workout equipment and grow my own herb and stuff to make booze, I'll study up on engineering and come out as Tony fuckin Stark.
4 hours later 18009479 Anonymous
>Puppy for company - 6 points
>Workout room for gains and stay healthy - 5 points
>Skylight for inspiration - 2points
>Full kitchen for food - 6 points
>Library to expand my knowledge - 4 points
>Stock Market as hobby and activity- 7 points
-- 30 points
4 hours later 18009548 Anonymous
>2 18yr olds
>unlimited tobacco products
>40 points no payout
4 hours later 18009590 Anonymous
>>18009548
I forgot to say yolo
4 hours later 18009611 Anonymous
kitchen (6)
drugs (5)
gym (Of fucking course) (5)
sound system (4)
Puppy (6)
Jacuzzi (3)
greenhouse (2)
Train set (2)
Total 33
Train set is the obvious choice. Choo choo motherfucker
4 hours later 18009613 Anonymous
>>18005521
The internet would be a better form of interaction. You can talk to your family / more than one person. You're going to go insane from having no company but some dumb 18 year old girl who has no life experience.
4 hours later 18009666 Anonymouá Žs
I know that chart is old as fuck, but when scrolling I read it as "pounds" and imagined that instead of points and a locked basement, you'd get those things in exchange for permanently and irreversibly gaining as many pounds in pure fat.
Would you do it /fit/?
4 hours later 18009684 Anonymous
Does the Internet come with a PC? Can you chat with people on it?
4 hours later 18009846 Anonymous
kitchen - 6
mayo doc - 3
library - 4
skylight - 2
gym - 5
garden - 2
hygiene - 3
cell phone - 3
gun - 1
puppy - 6
guys, you have to brush your teeth, remember that
well, the gun is killing myself if i ever think of it
4 hours later 18009981 Anonymous
>>18009846
why would you when you have a puppy?
4 hours later 18009998 Anonymous
>>18009981
Fuck buddy
protein
4 hours later 18010033 Anonymous
>>18009998
what? they were asking why the guy would off himself not why he wanted a puppy
4 hours later 18010065 Anonymous (1356062293942.jpg 500x496 258kB)
unlimited fast food, internet, and 10 guns
I'll post on my collection on /k/ all day
4 hours later 18010107 Anonymous
>>18005112
>>>
Why the fuck would anyone choose to be locked up for 10 years for any amount of cash? You would regret that shit in a week tops.
4 hours later 18010134 Anonymous
Gourmet Food: 9
Music: 4
Skylight: 2
Gym: 5
Cat: 6
Library: 4
Total: 30
The correct method.
4 hours later 18010155 Anonymous
>>18010134
Actually, half payment
add
Doctor: 2
Hygiene: 3
total: 35
4 hours later 18010213 Anonymous (1361008374501.gif 320x454 2026kB)
>>18010065
whoops, I'd need a computer to post my shit. fuck it i dont need no money, i got guns (9), internet (16), computer (6), fast food (4), and booze (5)
4 hours later 18010258 Anonymous
>>18008034
if combined with a TV it comes with a console
5 hours later 18010272 Anonymous
>>18009684
it come with the cheapest and slowest chromebook, it can only browse the web
5 hours later 18010276 Anonymous
Easy.
>Gourmet chef, 9
>Gym, 5
>Library, 4
>Bath, 3
>Second rate doctor, 2
>Unlimited drugs, 5
>Garden, 2
When I come out, I will be the strongest, fastest, smartest, healthiest, most peaceful motherfucker on the planet.
5 hours later 18010383 Anonymous
>>18005623
>spending all dos points on a woman
>loses his virginity, regrets his choice
>within a few years she is incredibly loose/preggers multiple times over
should've went with the drugs and vidya man.
5 hours later 18010425 Anonymous
>>18005112
>girl
>HD camera
>full kitchen
>cell phone
>pool table
Film pornos fucking girl on pool table and call family and friends once a week to brag about it
5 hours later 18010439 Anonymous
Gun 1
HD Camera 3
Unlimited Fast Food 4
Surround Sound Music 4
Jacuzzi 3
Barry Bonds 7
That's all I need.
Gonna lure him in with KFC, chill sesh in the Jacuzzi, then shoot his gorgeous ass. Gonna make a video of me raping that ass to the Rachmaninov's 2nd Piano Concerto.
>N-no homo
5 hours later 18010471 Anonymous
>>18010369
who dat
5 hours later 18010566 Anonymous
>>18010471
pretty sure its jennifer love hewitt from this shitty tv movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420560 /
that i uh... have never seen
5 hours later 18010572 SAGE
>gym
>skylight
>TV
>computer
>hygiene products
30 points. Bam.
5 hours later 18010588 Frostillicus
>Sacrifice all money
>Female 18
>T.V. 7
>Vidya 4
>Gun 1
>Workout room 5
>Hygiene 3
>Skylight 2
That bitch better know how to cook.
5 hours later 18010615 Anonymous (1356727156182.jpg 520x678 70kB)
>>18010572
>computer without internet or games
5 hours later 18010622 GG1
>>18005345
this, probably
Hell, add that surround sound for 4 points and I'd just stay there forever
5 hours later 18010623 Anonymous
Gym(5)
Library(4)
Kitchen(6)
Puppy (6)
dat der hygiene (3)
surround sound (4)
garden(2)
/thread
5 hours later 18010631 Anonymous (hector.png 200x200 64kB)
kitchen (6)
tv (7)
workshop (6)
brown doctor (2)
barry bonds (7)
train set (2)
Use workshop to build gym saving 5 points (how fucking hard could it be to make a bar and mill a circle in some metal. Workout every morning, spend day working in my shop, make dinner and watch tv in the evenings. Have barry bonds are to help me build shit and spot me when lifting.
5 hours later 18010654 Anonymous
girl, gym, drugs, microwave, hygiene/jacuzzi, radio.
5 hours later 18010725 Anonymous
>>18010471
jennifer love-hewitt, probably at least 10-15 years ago.
5 hours later 18010738 Anonymous (best-dressed-intro-0908-lg.jpg 460x300 50kB)
internet for bordom. code my own web apps read all books on google books news, communication everything
18 year old women. Rape and beat her everyday. have 9 children before i leave with 8 million after inflation real value then taxes so really 4 million
5 hours later 18010785 Anonymous
kitchen+ipad, gym, 18 yr old qt, pool table
Any other selection is pleb
5 hours later 18010877 Anonymous
>>18010719
18 year old girl will not be able to safely spot me on my beastly 185lb bench press
5 hours later 18010926 Anonymous
workout room - 5
kitchen - 6
garden - 2
hygene products - 3
doctor - 3
library - 4
workshop - 6
pool table - 1
than come out shredded, knowledgable and happy with the 10mil
5 hours later 18010939 Anonymous
working on V2 with more explanations
5 hours later 18010940 Anonymous
>>18010719
all picks are non-negotiable except for barry bonds and the train set. This leaves me 9 points so it was either barry bonds or a dog. Im hoping he's a chill ass nigga. And train sets are cool as fuark so i wouldnt mind having one
5 hours later 18011012 Anonymous
half to 5mil
girl 18
kitchen 6
med care 2
workout room 5
hygeine products 3
pool table 1
5 hours later 18011029 Anonymous (1359536210355.jpg 500x602 91kB)
computer - 6
internet - 16
games - 4
microwave - 2
Total = 28
Play world of warcraft in basement for 16 hours per day and eat pizza pops. Dont even need the extra 2 points. Continuing life as normal but getting paid 1 million/year.
>checkmate
5 hours later 18011120 Anonymous
kitchen -6
unlimited music -4
workout room -5
unlimited drugs -5
puppy -6
library -4
I could definitely do this, I awesome the drugs would mean 'roids too
6 hours later 18011174 Anonymous
>tfw get out after 10 yrs to find out hyper inflation has made my money worthless
6 hours later 18011237 Anonymous
TV/Cable(7)
Fast food with CFA(5)
Gym(5)
Unlimited drugs(5)
All TV shows/Movies(4)
Surround sound system with all music(4)
Hygiene products/Jacuzzi(3)
Doctor from medical school of New Delhi(2)
35 points=5 million dollars
not to choose this would be most unwise
6 hours later 18011270 Anonymous
>>18011174
should've played the stock market, faggot.
6 hours later 18011282 Anonymous
gym, drugs, 52" TV, music, kitchen/ipad, sunlight, and the pool table.
This was the hardest I've thought about any decision in a long time.
6 hours later 18011422 Anonymous
>>18011270
>stock market immune to inflation
1920s pls go
6 hours later 18011447 Anonymous
Kitchen
Computer
Video games
Library
Gym
Garden
Skylight
29 points total
6 hours later 18011468 Anonymous
gf
kitchen
library
medical care from delhi
radio
hyegine products jacuzzi bathtub
35 pts 5mil.
6 hours later 18011475 Anonymous
18 year old
functioning microwave
hygiene products
medical care
workout room
just the bare necessities
sadly, other than the food, this would be better than my current station in life. working hard on improving it though
6 hours later 18011477 Anonymous
>>18011422
>he didn't invest in precious metals
>laughing economists
6 hours later 18011478 Uglyhobo
>gourmet food from chefs (9)
>TV (7)
>skylight (2)
>cell phone (3)
>workout room of course (5)
>Hygeine products and jacuzzi bath tub (3)
Total: 29
Fuck, forgot doctor. I'd probably die then lol
6 hours later 18011489 Anonymous
>computer
>vidya
>teenager
2 pts left for food
>microwave
seriously i wouldn't ever want to leave
6 hours later 18011498 Anonymous
>full kitchen 6pts
>Gym (given) 5pts
>Library (for dem mental gains) 4 pts
>hygiene shit, could you imagine 10 years no showers?) 3 pts
>puppy 6pts
>skylight 2pts
>Indian doctor 2pts
>Garden 2pts
I don't even think this would be too bad. I might even enjoy it, minus no pussy and no social interaction.
6 hours later 18011504 Anonymous
9-Gourmet Food
8-Vidyagaem and Movies
6-Computer
5-Gym
2-Skylight
Doing alright?
6 hours later 18011535 Anonymous
>>18011477
>investing in an artificially valued commodity
Do you still have your beanie babies collection?
6 hours later 18011580 Anonymous
>>18011475
after reading some of the responses, i'm going to say i'll halve my monies and add the hd camera and garden
6 hours later 18011611 Anonymous
>>18011535
Yes, yes I do.
6 hours later 18011624 Anonymous
FUCK
This was difficult. It took me five minutes (usually this shit isn't challenging, but this one was good. A+ OP.)
I completely fucked myself here too.
Internet(16) Full Kitchen(6) Computer(6) Gym(5) Indian Doctor (2)
And I lost 5million dollars because I just had to have that fucking internet.
Basically, I'd be writing a few books while using the internet to 4chan, SA, MISC, and skype. I guess I'd talk to the doctor too.
6 hours later 18011640 Anonymous
>>18011535
I love how everyone here thinks they are such savvy investors talking about gold and silver.
Yeah, there was an huge increase in gold prices (personally I think it was due to consumer demand, and all those stupid buy gold ads), but it's begun to correct itself, and gold prices have dropped over the last 6 months.
Plus the market (in the current environment atleast) is well ahead of inflation.
I work in financials.
6 hours later 18011654 Anonymous
>>18005112
>gourmet food
>indian doc
>tobacco
>skylight
17 Points. Don't need more. Would like to exchange Indian doc for Soviet sports scientist AND a top tier TCM doctor for the rest.
6 hours later 18011743 Anonymous
give up half my money
5-gym
5-drugs
16-internet
4-movies & shows
4-games
1-pool table
assuming I have a computer or I'm fucked.
6 hours later 18011786 Anonymous MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY MODE ENGAGED (1356743623805.png 1162x850 79kB)
Initial: 30
Library (4) (26)
Workout Room (5) (21)
Hygiene Products(3) (18)
Unlimited Drugs (5) (13)
Mayo Clinician (3) (10)
Garden (2) (8)
Sound System/Music (4) (4)
Skylight (2) (2)
And I'll keep the extra point because Alpha.
6 hours later 18011815 Anonymous
>>18011786
You're missing food there bro.
6 hours later 18012045 UrRealDaddy (558503_441038529280742_539892710_n.jpg 480x640 22kB)
The girl (18), Gym (5), Doctor (2), Hygiene and jacuzzi (3), and Microwave food (2). Sounds like a dream except the food. Ehh, i'll mainly be eating the girl anyways ;)
6 hours later 18012108 Anonymous (1361344189315.gif 171x141 921kB)
>>18005112
>options for tobacco, drugs and a useless train set
>not a single option for a piano or guitar
>mfw
6 hours later 18012204 Anonymous
>>18005112
So much foolishness in this thread. Here's how you win the game /fit/...
Girl - Mental/sexual health
Kitchen - Good, healthy food. Fun. Lower point cost than chefs
Hygiene - Keeps your teeth in your damn mouth
Library - Low point cost entertainment. Can spend all day learning and come out a fucking genius
Garden - Dat mental health. You need sunlight brahs
Satellite radio - News and music. Connects you with the events of the outside world
Total: 35 points
Benefits: 500k/year
Fuck every day
Eat like a champ
Stay clean and sane
Entertained and connected
6 hours later 18012376 Anonymous (image.jpg 400x538 68kB)
Reduce pay by half
Girl
Garden/greenhouse
Full kitchen
Gym
Library/study
> Use the library to research medicinal plants to cure ailments
> Use baking soda from kitchen to brush teeth
> use the Chlorogalum pomeridianum var. divaricatum plant to make soap and shampoo
> make my own corn whiskey in kitchen
> sun baithe in green house because its a fucking greenhouse
> study investment/finance books to regain the 5mill I sacrificed
Not choosing this option is retarded
7 hours later 18012569 Anonymous
>>18012376
No you're retarded. The greatest investment tool is time and you have 10 years of it. If performing the market, you could easily exit with 15.5 million. If you stick with the 10 then you'll leave with 31 million. Diversify when you get out or start your own hedge fund. Get richer. Become President. Restore the Republic. Pleb.
7 hours later 18012580 UrRealDaddy
>>18012376
This. Just saw you get a shower regardless. Also the girl either can't get pregnant or you already get birth control pills. You could use the library to learn how to make all that stuff. Also, why get a skylight when a green house is the same amount of points with added plants?
7 hours later 18012627 Anonymous
halve to 5mil
stocks - 7
full kitchen - 6
computer - 6
internet - 16
use internet and stock trading ability to put 5 mil in a mutual fund and reinvest the dividends. then post tfw no gf threads for 10 years while becoming a semi-professional chef
7 hours later 18012801 Anonymous
Girl -sexual and cognitive health
Kitchen - Nourishment and cognitive health(reading recipes)
Medical Care (Just in case something gets in the basement)
Hygiene and jacuzzi (I don't want her to be covered in cum all day long)
Gun with three bullets (Kill the girl, Medical Care, and then myself)
7 hours later 18013117 Anonymous
>>18005827
I guarantee there would be many books among the collection that could show you how to cope, both secular and religious.
You could emerge as an aesthetic sage.
7 hours later 18013198 Anonymous
>Reduce payout to 0. I'm going to be there for TEN YEARS, so I need all the comfort I can get.
>Fully workable kitchen 6 points (gotta eat well)
>Workout room 5 points (gotta stay fit)
>Hygiene/Jacuzzi 3 points (gotta stay fresh and clean)
>Library 4 points (Knowledge)
>Girl 18 points (human companionship is a must, after a while away from human civilization people will forget how to talk and basically communicate. the loneliness would also drive you crazy. So yes it's a must)
>All music with ss speakers. 4 points. (all music? Only 4 points? This is a steal.)
Okay I won't have 10 million dollars. But I will be fit, have knowledge from the reading, as well as an infinite amount of food and music. I will be better off than almost everybody else who takes a lesser combination.
7 hours later 18013254 Anonymous
>>18013198
You'd seriously trade 5 million dollars for a workout room? I mean yeah I love lifting but you're basically saying you couldn't pay me 5 million dollars to do Convict Conditioning/bodyweight exercises.
7 hours later 18013266 Anonymous
Dog (6)
Kitchen (12)
Surround sound and music (16)
Gym (21)
Study (25)
Drugs (30)
Girl costs way too much, plus i don't understand why kitchen isnt a free choice.Maybe a recipe book and better ingredients should cost points but standard eating come on...
8 hours later 18013441 Anonymous (Ultimate Cocoon Mode.png 1080x1080 946kB)
Easy.
8 hours later 18013469 Anonymous
>>18012627
>plebs not getting stocks
10 mil will be worthless in 10 years. You need to invest it.
8 hours later 18013497 Anonymous
Half Payout.
Kitchen(6), Skylight(2), Girl(18), Gym(5), Library(4)
8 hours later 18013572 Anonymous (1361747082349s.jpg 1080x1080 313kB)
8 hours later 18013652 Anonymous
guys get this.
do we age??????
8 hours later 18013792 Atlas (the perfect plan.jpg 1080x1080 458kB)
>anything but this plan
stay pleb
5 million
>doctor prescribes me medical marijuana
>talk to doctor for my social needs
>implying if i get really hard up and have to fuck something, i can't fuck the doctor (no homo)
>TV for entertainment and pron
>gym for gains
>my dog because he's my best bro
>skylight for sanity
>hygiene and tub for obvious reasons
>kitchen for food and gains
>surround sound and music because why not
8 hours later 18013810 Anonymous
>>18005112
Easy, 5 Barry Bonds
8 hours later 18013829 Atlas (1334048079561.jpg 351x440 44kB)
>>18013810
8 hours later 18013893 Anonymous
cumslut - 18
TV - 7
drugs - 5
too easy
8 hours later 18013969 Anonymous
Anyone who doesn't use this plan is a fucking retard
Half to 5 mil for 35 points
-7 stock market
-5 weight room
-6 kitchen
-4 video games
-7 hd tv
-6 puppy
Or
-5 booze
8 hours later 18014055 Anonymous (man mode.jpg 1080x1080 436kB)
8 hours later 18014074 Anonymous
Kitchen (6pts), 18yo (18pts), Hygiene (3pts), Garden (2 pts), Pool table (1pt)
8 hours later 18014109 Anonymous
Kitchen, drugs, improved doctor, sunlight, weights. Blast/cruise for 10 years on the finest of tren, test and GH.
Spend off time becoming a master chef/setting food on fire for fun.
9 hours later 18014129 Anonymous (1360718264718.jpg 604x604 60kB)
>>18013969
I chose the 18 year old. Twice.
9 hours later 18014131 Anonymous
easy
gym, kitchen, 18 year, workshop.
35 total.
9 hours later 18014163 Anonymous
I was thinking this over... do you need a computer/cell phone/other tech device to access the stock market? Do you need internet?
I mean, I know this is a fictional scenario and all, but are we supposed to connect to the stock market with our minds or some shit
9 hours later 18014231 Anonymous
>>18005995
It's a hypothetical question of mental health and priorities.
I guess...
9 hours later 18014246 Anonymous
kitchen - 6 points
unlimited booze - 5 points
unlimited drugs - 5 points
medical care - 2 points
workout room - 5 points
hygiene products/jacuzzi - 3 points
all movies and tv shows - 4 points
30/30 nigga
>mfw i'm straight female and don't have to waste 18 points on a cumslut
also i have 2 cats already
so i guess i'll assume that they'll be with me too without the need to waste 6 points
9 hours later 18014253 Anonymous
>>18007175
That's stupid, even viewing webpages implies file downloads.
9 hours later 18014278 Anonymous
itt: errabody starves to death, and choosing to spend 10 years with a girl they don't know at the cost of nearly all possible options for entertainment.
Kitchen with ingredients 6p
Gym 5p
Computer 6p
Vidya 4p
TV/Shows 7p
Clinic 2p
unlimited drugs 5p
for a grand total of 35 points.
Yes, it will suck not getting laid for 10 years, but thats what my hand is for. Would you honestly rather have sex whenever you want (hint; it would gets old after a while, especially the same chick for a decade), or any vidya gaym/movie/tvshow to watch. Keep in mind, this is 10 years, what are you going to do, lift weights, fuck a girl, and nothing else for 10 straight years?
9 hours later 18014283 Anonymous (1361747082349.jpg 1080x1080 443kB)
I'd get a puppy we'd grow old together it's be great.
9 hours later 18014323 Anonymous
Internet, computer, kitchen
easiest decision ever.
9 hours later 18014337 Anonymous
Indian doctor 2 points
full kitchen 6 points
workout room 5 points
Library 4 points
Bathtub 3 points
Can I have a 10 year old for 10 points instead of an 18 year old for 18 points? Otherwise I'll take the 52" TV. Would get internet but not being able to download or stream is dumb.
9 hours later 18014349 Anonymous
>>18014323
Those of you not saying internet are delusional. You're only not picking it because you want to believe that you aren't dependent on it. Did you ever stop to think about the communication, though?
With the internet you can talk to anyone in the world all the time, without it you're isolated for a decade.
9 hours later 18014362 Anonymous
uh...do i have to come out after 10 years?
9 hours later 18014363 Anonymous
>>18014349
I didn't pick it because I'm not dependent on it and also because I won't lose my mind without but I;d I'd sure as hell lose my mind without something to read.
9 hours later 18014391 Anonymous
>>18014362
This. Can I just have this shit for the rest of my life? Fuck the $10 million.
9 hours later 18014402 ghost ape
>>18014363
yea you couldn't download things to read on the Internet
9 hours later 18014424 Anonymous
>>18014402
>no downloading or streaming
Do you even read?
9 hours later 18014452 Anonymous
>>18014055
>internet with no computer
9 hours later 18014471 Anonymous
Can I trade 18yo (assuming 10/10) for 8/10 waifu?
Most expensive thing better be up for trades, yo.
9 hours later 18014473 Anonymous
Oh, this thread again? Shit's easy.
Sacrifice 5mil
Full kitchen: 6
New Dehli Med: 8
Library: 12
Garden with greenhouse (fucking plebs getting skylights AND garden): 14
Workout room: 19
Hygiene products/tub: 22
Cell phone: 25
Puppy (I am legend mode):31
Music System: 35
Done.
9 hours later 18014478 Anonymous
>>18014246
>no tv
also all those drugs and booze tsk tsk
9 hours later 18014493 Anonymous
>>18014473
What if the garden is UV lamp fed though?
9 hours later 18014503 Anonymous
>>18014349
>implying people didn't get along just fine without internet not even 10 years ago
>implying you wouldn't get the mobile phone for only 3 points and actually talk to your loved ones once every 7 days
9 hours later 18014526 Anonymous
>>18014493
W/e.
Would still be very happy with all that.
9 hours later 18014542 Anonymous
>>18014503
This, phone is mandatory. People will pt your shit on hold instead of believing you were dead.
This is assuming they don't hunt for you.
Also does ll movies include porn... can avoid girl
9 hours later 18014561 Anonymous
>>18014246
oh yeah, i just realized that
if i can change it then i'll change the movies and tv shows to the surround system with all recorded music which is also 4 points so it will all add up to 30
besides that else can i do stuck in a basement for 10 years
i might as well be extremely experienced in drugs
plus i'd be perfect wife
good cooking skills from kitchen & unlimited recipes and ingredients
hygiene products = nice supple soft good skin
workout room = nice body, dat ass
and i probably would age less fast too without sun exposure
9 hours later 18014563 Anonymous
>>18014512
>points cannot be deducted for younger model
Can I add points for a younger model?
9 hours later 18014566 Anonymous
>>18014542
>implying you wouldn't tell them to fuck off and not destroy your new paradise
9 hours later 18014567 11451460
Things that are basically a requirement;
- Garden
- Skylight
- Barry, kitten or puppy.
- Full kitchen.
Things that should never be picked;
- The female
You can get 2.6 Barrys, or 3 animals for the same price as one very expensive female.
9 hours later 18014574 Anonymous
>>18014561
>perfect wife
>addicted to dozens of drugs
No thank you.
9 hours later 18014587 Anonymous
>>18014567
Also not to mention that after the 10 years you have a 28 year old woman, used as fuck who had been fucking around in your gym and all your other shit who absolutely loathes you.
9 hours later 18014597 Anonymous
>>18014512
If I get the satilite radio can new songs be added to my library of am I stuck to listeing to that pleeb shit
9 hours later 18014605 Anonymous
microwave- 2
bitch- 18
gym- 5
library- 4
hopefully I'd come out with enough study time to qualify for some sort of doctorate.
also, are all of you really NOT taking the 18 year old? seriously???
9 hours later 18014612 Anonymous
>>18014574
>implying i'd do drugs that were addictive
just because i have an unlimited amount of drugs doesn't mean i'd do them all
9 hours later 18014618 Anonymous
>>18014612
You say that now, until you've taken a few of them and wonder what the others feel like.
9 hours later 18014629 Anonymous
>>18014563
no
>>18014597
nope, streamed only
9 hours later 18014644 Anonymous
>>18014629
Is there any way to get a younger one? 18 is a bit old.
9 hours later 18014652 Anonymous
Gym- 5
Kitchen-6
Speakers- 4
Cleaning items- 3
Library- 4
Workshop-6
Skylight-2
Cocoon mode, her we go.
9 hours later 18014654 Anonymous
....w-w-w-would Barry Bonds rape the waifu?
9 hours later 18014671 Anonymous
>>18014644
nope
9 hours later 18014723 Anonymous
>>18014618
my mentality =/= yours
i've many had chances to do all sorts of drugs, fuck i even dated a dealer (i was dumb and in high school and i thought it was cool)
i know about a lot of drugs and their effects on the human body, withdrawals, etc. because i've done my research and i've been around people who have used those specific drugs
besides i'd be too focused on my fitness and cooking and improving my appearance and also the $10 million dollars at the end to throw it all away on drugs
because i know that if i developed an addiction and once i got out of the basement i'd spend it all on drugs, and bam, life over
when unlimited amounts of drugs was brought up, i was thinking more about unlimited amounts of marijuana (in edible form, preferably) than anything
9 hours later 18014785 Anonymous
anyone not choosing 18y/o confirmed as asexual faggot
12 hours later 18016281 Anonymous (6873289474832.jpg 1080x1080 423kB)
>>18005112
12 hours later 18016460 Anonymous
>>18013441
No hygiene products? How will you even?
12 hours later 18016563 Anonymous
>>18011815
grow it in the garden
12 hours later 18016623 Anonymous
>>18005112
Chefs, food, 9 points.
Skylight, Vitamin D, 2 points.
Workout room, physical health, 5 points.
Cell phone, human contact, 3 points.
Hygiene products, staying clean and healthy, 3p.
Mayo doc, 3p.
Garden, 2p.
Radio, 2p.
Pool table, 1p.
12 hours later 18016639 Anonymous
>>18016563
Vegan? How'd you get on /fit/
12 hours later 18016678 Anonymous
Anyone picking weights but not drugs confirmed for nogains. Enjoy your booze while I make waterbombs from pharma GH.
12 hours later 18016717 Anonymous
Gym
Girl
Microwave
Surround sound and music
12 hours later 18016718 Anonymous (tellusmore.jpg 960x508 113kB)
Kitchen (6) - homemade is the best, gourmet is expensive
Skylight (2) fuck SAD
Workout room (5) - duh
Hygeine products (3) - don't want to smell, I don't want to wash in the kitchen sink and I assume you can refill the jacuzzi
train set warehouse (2) -something constructive and a warehouse sized room to run around
workshop (6) - build furntiture and shit (e.g pool table)
garden (2) - general fresh air, can use to make medicines (if I used drugs you could grow pretty much any of those)
Library (4) - books on cooking, working out, medicine, workshop, gardening - could learn pretty much anything you want from this
I'll probably go crazy but there's some crazy thing called a Tulpa where you're supposed to be able to create another personality in your mind you can visualise and talk to.
>mfw grill and don't need nothing but a homegrown cucumber for funsies
12 hours later 18016722 Anonymous
full kitchen (6)
gym (5)
library (4)
garden (2)
if for some reason the garden doesn't have light
skylight (2)
It would be a nice way of life
12 hours later 18016727 Anonymous
Kitchen (6) - 6 total
Skylight (2) - 8
TV (7) - 15
Gym (6) - 21
Hygiene (3) - 24
Doctor (2) - 26
Phone (3) - 29
1 point left, might as well get Pool Table (1)
and thats 30
12 hours later 18016736 Anonymous
>>18016639
I'm not that guy, I'm just pointing out a work around.
That garden basically voids the need for a skylight as you can get sunlight there, drugs as you can grow them, food if you don't mind vegan and if you want to go really far the hygeine products.
12 hours later 18016752 Anonymous
>wasting 3 points on gourmet rather than your own functioning kitchen, especially when picking library which would basically have every cook book ever
Do half of /fit/ not know how to cook or something?
12 hours later 18016755 Anonymous
Girl (18)
Workout Room (5)
Library (4)
Music (4)
Garden (2)
Skylight (2)
Unlimited Drugs (5)
Total 40 - $10 million really isn't enough compensation for being locked up for 10 years, and imagine all the TV interviews you would get paid to do when you got out
12 hours later 18016762 Anonymous
>>18016736
oh and basic medicine if you assume you'll be able to administer any care
12 hours later 18016780 Anonymous
>>18005112
kitchen - 6
movies + tv - 11
doctor - 2
Weights room - 5
skylight - 2
library - 4
total: 30
pretty much my life now.
12 hours later 18016784 Anonymous
>>18016752
Time spent cooking, and cleaning up afterwards. Might as well spend your 3 saved points to buy the gun and kill yourself.
12 hours later 18016794 Anonymous
>>18016752
like the medicine, what is it people think they are going to catch with no human contact?
Other than bone breaks or cancer (which you wouldn't know you had till it was too late) everything can be fixed by rest and diet.
Also hygiene products, wtf? There would be a shower and no reason to be wearing aftershave etc
Finally the girl, enjoy your aging probably fucking annoying companion
12 hours later 18016797 Anonymous
Kitcehn (6), gym (5), library (4) unlimited drugs (5) computer + games (10) = $30
>implying i want to spend 10 years in a hole with some whiny slut
12 hours later 18016807 Anonymous
With the gourmet kitchen, I can use those ingredients to replace hygiene products. Like rub lemon juice on me or whatever hippies do. Maybe baking soda for teeth and mint and shit. Make my own shampoo and soaps.
12 hours later 18016812 Anonymous
You need at least one other person with you or you'll go completely insane. Sexual health is also another consideration, because not having sex for 10 years can fuck with your head as well. For me this means the 18 year old is a must. In fact to avoid going insane, you pretty much have to take half the money.
>18 year old (18)
>Delhi Doctor (20)
>Workout Room (25)
>Kitchen (31)
>Sunlight (33)
>Satellite Radio (35)
Everything you pretty much need. Might be some boring times, but mostly should be able to keep pretty busy.
12 hours later 18016814 Anonymous
>>18006736
DUmbass. Id punch myself in the balls till they stopped working after the first kid. I have unlimited food and sheltor so looking after him will be fine. Just don't want him to be retarded I'm not the best teacher.
12 hours later 18016820 Anonymous (stfu.jpg 500x400 32kB)
>>18016784
Unless you're making some super complicated dishes or messy as fuck that's going to take a couple of hours a day at most.
What the heck are you doing which means you have no time for that?
12 hours later 18016832 Anonymous
stock market 7
library 4
kitchen 6
skylight 2
internet 16
Total 35
12 hours later 18016836 Anonymous
>>18016794
as the one in >>18016718
pointed out you could use the kitchen to wash or something
in fact if you get the garden you could probably use water supply for the plants to wash
13 hours later 18016857 Anonymous
Whu is the skylight same as garden? Who would choose skylight
And kitchen has any ingredients? Why coulsnt you order herbs and shit and drugs
13 hours later 18016863 Anonymous
Anyone not including the kitchen, or including drugs and alchohol is retarded. You would be dead from substance abuse within 5 years. What the hell do you think would happen when you have nothing to do but get fucked up every day?
13 hours later 18016864 Anonymous
>>18016820
What do I need the 3 points for?
See mine:
>>18016623
13 hours later 18016872 Anonymous
>>18016832
No computer?
13 hours later 18016882 Anonymous
18 yo- Sex, human interaction, can work as my slave
Kitchen with all ingredients- necessary for survival, I can benefit from this and teach the 18yo to make me food
Vidya- Entertainment for me and the girl
Skylight- Obvious
13 hours later 18016885 Anonymous
>>18016857
as someone with SAD I'd need the light to be spread over a larger area (unless I basically live in the garden most of the time)
I don't think certain herbs/drugs would be counted as kitchen ingredients
13 hours later 18016888 Anonymous
>>18016863
Gamble on the stock market?
13 hours later 18016899 Anonymous
35 points,
kitchen with finest ingredients (6)
skylight (2)
girl (18)
workout room (5)
medical care (2)
radio (2)
13 hours later 18016906 Anonymous
are there any penalties if you end up murdering other basement dwellers?
13 hours later 18016941 Anonymous
>choosing hygiene products when you already have a shower
13 hours later 18016951 Anonymous
>>18016872
Okay, you're right. Again:
stock market 7
library 4
kitchen 6
garden 2
cell phone 3
hygiene products 3
computer 6
pool table 1
Total 30
13 hours later 18016954 Anonymous
>>18016906
You won't get charged until you get out in 10 yrs.
13 hours later 18016960 Anonymous
kitchen (6), 18 year old (18), gym (5) library (4), hygiene products (3) = $35
5 mirrion prease
13 hours later 18016964 Anonymous
>>18016954
plenty of time to hide the evidence then
13 hours later 18016968 Anonymous
>>18016941
I agree with that unless you also get the girl
>having to spend 10 years with a hairy girl with a stinky vag and stinky breath
13 hours later 18016969 Anonymous
>>18016863
I dunno. The drugs might keep you sane and from killing yourself. Some people, even for ten years might not suffer from addiction or abuse, but in most cases you are probably right.
13 hours later 18016978 Anonymous
>>18016960
You'll have rickets from Vitamin D deficiency. No sunlight.
13 hours later 18016989 Anonymous
>>18016964
Plus 10 mil to hire OJs legal team.
13 hours later 18017001 Anonymous
>>18016978
>not realising some foods have vitamin D in them
>not realising some skin care products have vitamin D in them
13 hours later 18017009 Anonymous
>>18016941
Nigga, are you metrosexual enough for /fit/ ?
13 hours later 18017051 Anonymous
Either full kitchen, movies n tv, skylight, work out room, drugs, library and music,
Or..
Desktop, Internet, stock market and kitchen for 5 mil. Ten years to study stock market and gamble with 5mil? You could end up with hundreds of millions.
13 hours later 18017059 Anonymous
>>18017001
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/a rticles/archive/2012/07/30/increase -vitamin-d-levels.aspx
Enjoy your rickets though.
13 hours later 18017066 Anonymous
>>18017051
Or you could end up coming out of it in debt.
13 hours later 18017078 Anonymous
>>18017066
Most people would end up in debt, or broke. Like any form of gambling.
13 hours later 18017112 Anonymous
>>18016836
there is a shower included anyway
13 hours later 18017169 Anonymous
>>18016885
Why not? Kitchemln is useful as fuck. Youcan brew your own akcohol order herbs and shit like poppy seefs and make heroin and shit and you can homemakr your own soaps and drtergents. Or just use salt
At end of 10 years you will be a culinary genius
13 hours later 18017201 Anonymous
>>18017169
>a genius
>on homemakr Heroin!
The fuck you say nigger?
13 hours later 18017354 Anonymous
>>18017201
>You use your amazing cooking skills to flood the markey with amazing drugs afyer your cocoon mode
13 hours later 18017376 Anonymous
>>18017354
OK yhen. Yake care now.
13 hours later 18017385 Anonymous
>>18017066
>>18017078
>implying I don't have 10 fucking years alone in a basement to fucking learn about the stock market. Lol wtf
13 hours later 18017571 Anonymous
>6 points - Full kitchen (because I will have to eat, and it's a great opportunity to learn how to cook good and I will get all the shit I need)
>3 points - Hygiene products (because I want to be able to shave, wash myself with soap and brush my teeth
>5 points - Workout room (because I see this as an opportunity to be the biggest and best)
>5 points - Unlimited drugs (because roids and I like to smoke weed...)
>2 points - Medical care (to test my body so it works and the roids aren't destroying it to much)
>7 points - TV (hell I don't need any movies or anything since I already have every channel...)
>2 points - Greenhouse with garden (I like the nature and it's a good way to get some sun!)
THOUGHTS!?
13 hours later 18017583 Anonymous
>>18017385
Why not learn how to win the lottery? That way you can turn $2 into millions.
13 hours later 18017596 Anonymous
>>18017571
Stop smoking weed, and doing roids.
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