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2013-01-24 01:35 17230411 Anonymous (Ascaris_lumbricoides.jpg 300x300 13kB)
sup /fit/ I have a problem with my health and I seek a person who had a similar problem, I hope someone could give me and advise. > 6 years back as a student I've worked in a pigfarm in Sweden > 3 years back my blood tests showed that I have an terrible infection ( I exceeded some parameters 3000 times ) > A certain day every month I take a dump with Ascaris lumbricoides in my feecees. A parasite worm. > Using vemox anti parasite food supplement regualry, just to clean my body from all sorts of shit. > Work in a flour mill ( dirty work ) > Shower 2 times a day, even more if I get a chance > Wash hands as my mom taught me Someone had a similar problem ? Makes me fill very filthy and uncomfortable. Feels like something is crawling up my ass constantly. Allways feeling ill and pale. Don't want to eat, allways feel exhausted. > inb4 go to the doctor ( I have an appointment this Friday ) > inb4 your English sux ( well fuck I'm trying ) pls halp /fit/

7 min later 17230578 Anonymous
bamp

11 min later 17230664 Anonymous
>>17230411 get totally wasted, the alcohol will be absorbed by the worm, and it will be unable to digest it and will therefore die. you will shit it out the blood test came back with a large amount of erythrocytes (worm-fighting cells) and enjoy your parasitic worm eating your food for you and eat WHATEVER you want and as much of it, the worm will eat it

12 min later 17230687 Anonymous (1355361555660.png 213x292 35kB)
Why the fuck did this go untreated for 3 years? It only takes a few days to kill the worm.

14 min later 17230720 Anonymous
Drink pomegranate juice. I know that kills parasites in your intestines. Also OP i'm going to puke.

14 min later 17230723 Anonymous
that worm looks pretty aesthetic

14 min later 17230727 Anonymous
>>17230411 Mebendazole. Brace for worms everywhere.

18 min later 17230792 Anonymous
>>17230411 How much protein is in that?

22 min later 17230873 Anonymous
>>17230792 Worms kill gains, idiot.

23 min later 17230914 Anonymous
I had some for a while haha. It was fun to see them drowning in my poop.

24 min later 17230922 Anonymous
OP reporting in Worms in my feecees are the size of a rice. They show up very rarely and at first glance look like undigested food leftovers. > I was treating it. After the results showed up, my doctors sent them to Switzerland because I should't be alive. > After the treatment I was completely fine > Now I'm out of shape completely HT: 195cm WT: 75 kilograms and going down > FML

26 min later 17230957 Anonymous
>>17230873 All you have to do is cut off the head

28 min later 17230995 Anonymous
>a worm that steals gains truly horrifying

30 min later 17231043 Anonymous
>>17230727 Well acctually theres a lot of protein because, these worms suck everything out of the food you're eating and keep it for themselves. Your body is only getting the stuff these worms shit out. Shits twisted.

40 min later 17231251 Anonymous
Oregano oil will kill intestinal parasite dead. You need to get yourself some concentrated stuff and take 3 tablespoons or so. Mix it with tomato juice when you drink it though or you probably won't be able to swallow it; that shit's fucking nasty. Or you could go to the doctor. If he's up on his reading he'll tell you to go get some oregano oil, if not he'll give you something that will taste better but make you feel feverish and shitty for a day or so. Either way will kill the worms dead.

41 min later 17231264 Anonymous
>>17231251 Link so OP knows I'm not just full of shit: http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-supplement s/ingredientmono-644-OREGANO.aspx?active IngredientId=644&activeIngredientName=OR EGANO

43 min later 17231296 Anonymous (1358876260027.jpg 737x626 78kB)
this is fucked up. how can they let you work in the the food industry? oh my god pls be in anywhere but the united states

44 min later 17231319 Anonymous
>>17231264 OP reporting in Thanks bro self bump also

45 min later 17231345 Anonymous
>>17231296 OP here I'm from Lithuania, you prolly don't even know where that is. And I make food for cows, don't you worry. Bitch ass faggot. Man the fuck up.

54 min later 17231524 Anonymous
>>17231345 lithuania, isn't that where dracula came from? i guess in that case you guys have a long history of parasite problems. anyway, my advice is to get it while it's sleeping, drive a wooden stake through its heart to kill it, and then cut off its head just to make sure. didn't you learn that in your national history class?

59 min later 17231621 Anonymous
>>17231524 > bad taste of humor > bad geographical knowlege > bad knowlege of history class I got advise that I needed from a couple of guys here. We might call it a mission over. /thread

1 hours later 17231672 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOaZCkA8Z vk have fun feeling your intestines itch!

1 hours later 17231801 Anonymous
may sound retarded but this is what you have to do: take a single, peeled garlic clove and shove it up your ass (literally) like a suppository. it will kill any motherfuckers inside your ass. this worked the few times I had ass worms as a child.

1 hours later 17231849 Anonymous
>>17231672 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOaZCkA8 Zvk >colonoscopy demonstrating a moving worm nope.jpg lithuania pls go

1 hours later 17231872 Anonymous
>>17231801 is this like a common thing? you have to eat infected human shit to get these. where are you guys from that you're exposed to that?

1 hours later 17231888 Anonymous
Halo lituania, latvia here, i has jokings for you: >What one potato say other potato? >Premise ridiculous – who have two potato?

1 hours later 17231891 Anonymous
>>17231801 you probably had a parasite that lives near your but hole, I forgot the exact Latin name of it. What it does, it only comes out of your ass ant crawls around and gives you an itchy feel. What I have is a different league, this motherfucker lives in my guts.

1 hours later 17231934 Anonymous
>>17231801 >garlic told you it was similar to dracula you dick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kwi_OLO9 Sg

1 hours later 17231980 Anonymous
>>17231872 YOLO

1 hours later 17231995 Anonymous
>>17231345 try moving to a developed country >america. we may be fat but hell, we don't shit snakes

1 hours later 17232063 Anonymous
>>17231995 OP here Atleast muslims don't bomb our buildings and kids dont bring AKs to schools. I'd rather shit out a giant anaconda than recieve a 747 thru my office windown > you lose

1 hours later 17232067 Anonymous
>>17231872 you can get it everywhere, retard. you don't have to live in niggerville, africa to get tapeworms and other parasites by eating dog shit from the streets. it can very well be from a 4 star restaurant in France.

1 hours later 17232068 Anonymous
>>17231891 Enterobius Vermicularis. Pinworms.

1 hours later 17232151 Anonymous
>>17231345 u mad?

1 hours later 17232171 Anonymous
>>17230411 get ready http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etWP8XyZc ZI

1 hours later 17232196 Anonymous
>>17232067 not really bro, american water treatment and sanitation standards make it extremely unlikely (0.08% of americans vs 25% of the world at large). enjoy your nogains though

1 hours later 17232208 Anonymous
go to a sketchy rave and buy the dirtiest, more cut up x you can find. in a lot of places gangs with cut their x with a family of chemicals called piperazines. Normally that shits used to de-worm cattle. It completely paralyzes the worms and lets your intestines shit them out. you'll feel like hell for a few days, but no more worms

1 hours later 17232218 Anonymous
>>17232196 He is right m8 You can get some kind of worms, like pinworms, just by breathing the eggs.

1 hours later 17232251 Anonymous
>>17232208 this is surprisingly good advice just ask for pipes. say you need pipes and not meth bombs, and there is a good chance they'll actually oblige or alternatively just buy some marquis reagent test kits, they should pick up pipes

1 hours later 17232303 Anonymous
>>17232218 You get this one from eating shit, though. The fact that it wasn't cured immediately makes me feel a little better about america's health system. Thanks for that, OP.

1 hours later 17232365 Anonymous
>>17232303 Not exactly "eating shit". The eggs can be anywhere, from water to food, to being carried away by the wind to someplace where you put your hands. Yes, the eggs come out on your shit, but they can also come out from a fart and get stuck on the underwear and spread to places.

1 hours later 17232367 Anonymous
>>17232063 yeah USA #4 on the human developtment index list lithuania #40 ? go drink some more goats milk ill be over here... Losing

1 hours later 17232400 Anonymous
for anyone who was wondering, lithuania is near poland. just looked it up

1 hours later 17232499 Anonymous
So how can you tell if you have worms or any infection in your stomach? And signs or feelings I should look out for? I had a really bad stomach some 2 months ago, got slight fever (recovered in 1.5 days), had Niagara falls poop and some solid poop that was floating. Happened when I ate fish, nuts and some other stuff in one sitting.

1 hours later 17232514 Anonymous
>>17232367 lel Comparing worlds ruling country to a country that gained it's independence from USSR 20 years back. > OP grabs popcorn > carry on

1 hours later 17232522 Anonymous
>>17231345 Like we care where your piece of shit country is on a map.

1 hours later 17232565 Anonymous
>>17232499 p.s - this thread has made me pretty fucking paranoid now.

1 hours later 17232581 Anonymous
>>17232499 OP here Well I have a general week feel in my body. > Allways sleepy. > Shit rather alot 1-2 times a day. > Sometimes have a stingy pain in my bellybutton area > This might sound stupid, but inspect your shit. You might see rice type worms, then go to a doctor as I did. I hope your fine

1 hours later 17232606 Anonymous (united-states-of-america.jpg 1024x768 496kB)
>>17232367 dude grows up in some third world country eating shit sandwiches and then is surprised when he gets some fucked up infestation his third world doctors can't cure, but somehow it's still better than the united states...that's why it's important to realize 99% of the trolling of americans is just jealousy like this (the rest is politics).

1 hours later 17232635 Anonymous
>>17232581 > loss of appetite > urge to vomit sometimes, but nothing more > itchy but hole As I said, I wash my hands after i scratch my balls even. After I pet my cat. I've conquered this parasite once, but somehow it became active again. Take care of yourself

1 hours later 17232643 Anonymous
>>17232581 I do look at my shit though, nothing as far as I can tell, it's usually just a peek or a glance. And heart or chest pains possible?

1 hours later 17232718 Anonymous
>>17232643 Chest pain possible, but its only in a very late stange of disease, when eggs of this parasite travel to your lungs and you might cough out a worm. Google it, I'm not a big specialist, but I think you should have a chat with your doctor, I didin't take care of my self when I had time and look what happened now.

1 hours later 17232735 Anonymous
>>17232635 Oh shit, I remember slight nausea when I had the bad stomach, but went away when I recovered. Looked up the condition of this bad stomach (forgot the name) - it said nausea is possible. So I dunno.

1 hours later 17232786 Anonymous
Worms aren't typically a big deal A surprising number of people are carrying them even in the first world. Never touch your eyes, nose, or mucus membranes and wash your hands frequently. Never expose your anus to any surfaces not known to be sterile. This general advice will allow you other benefits such as avoiding infections from microbiological agents and viruses.

1 hours later 17232818 Anonymous
>>17232606 Dude if you want to go political lets go political. Fact that Lithuanian Special Forces "Aitvaras" works with Navy SEALs and MARINES in Afganistan and Iraq says something. But I'm not in a mood for a debate. Lets drop the political shit.

1 hours later 17232823 Anonymous
This kills the gains

1 hours later 17232920 Anonymous
>>17230411 >http://youtu.be/kDTHy-b5nqE?t=32s marijuana, fruits, vegetable and water

2 hours later 17234070 Anonymous
ITT: free government-paid healthcare

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