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2013-01-23 02:37 17208212 Anonymous (ShoulderPacking2.jpg 400x621 62kB)
Why should I NOT join the army. I'm so encouraged to and I'd like you people to kill my enthusiasm, maybe I'm doing a mistake. Thanks! Btw >no gf >family hates me >no money >otterfat mode >non-jewish/israel

1 min later 17208247 Anonymous
Because you might die, plus they'll test drugs on you

1 min later 17208249 Anonymous
Join a combat MOS. Cav scout, tanker, or infantry. You will feel great belonging and camaraderie.

1 min later 17208251 Anonymous
stop being 18

4 min later 17208295 Anonymous
Because you'll leave the army without any training that will be relevant to the non-military world, you'll probably die without a good cause, and you'll never learn how to live independently, which will fuck you up when returning to the real world.

4 min later 17208299 Anonymous
It's the Israeli army I plan to join btw. I don't like racist countries like the states, sorry.

5 min later 17208313 Anonymous
>>17208299 >racist countries like the states Go fuck yourself then. You have no clue what you're talking about.

5 min later 17208324 Anonymous
>>17208299 Everyones has to serve in the Israeli army big fat fony

6 min later 17208330 Anonymous
Because you'll walk out brainwashed. Have to deal with all the Real Americans faux sucking your cock because liberty.

6 min later 17208335 Anonymous
Fuck the army, join the French Foreign Legion, you'll come out speaking a new language and with French citizenship

6 min later 17208342 Anonymous (1357953872662.gif 312x205 508kB)
>>17208212 You'd be trusting the federal government with your life, and the federal government can't do anything right.

6 min later 17208346 Anonymous
>jew >no money lel

7 min later 17208359 Anonymous
>>17208299 Kill yourself.

7 min later 17208364 Anonymous
>>17208335 ive been thinking about this

7 min later 17208371 Anonymous
>>17208324 i'm volunteering My friend'd cousin joined the Naval Israeli army and had minimum wage of around 2000 dollars, university paid by the army and a house. Cough cough, America

9 min later 17208393 Anonymous
>>17208212 Do it Contrary to popular belief its not dangerous at all

11 min later 17208445 Anonymous
What happened to British men in the French Foreign Legion in the Napoleonic Wars? pretty ingorant of history

12 min later 17208460 Anonymous
>>17208445 >Implying present = past

12 min later 17208462 Anonymous
Why would you voluntarily give up your rights as an American citizen to be sent to some camp filled entirely by men who do nothing but yell at you and make you do cardio? Then your reward for doing that for months on end is to be sent to some no name desert 3000 miles away, suffering in 110 degree heat until you die of exhaustion or get shot by some goatfucking sandnigger. Even if you do survive the only thing you'll be greeted at home by is a cheating girlfriend, a dead dog, and a redneck with a "Support our troops" bumper sticker.

12 min later 17208465 Anonymous
>>17208445 was the legion even about back then

13 min later 17208485 Anonymous
>>17208462 $$$$$

14 min later 17208498 Anonymous
>>17208465 1831 apparently

15 min later 17208514 Anonymous
>>17208498 probly very little british in it. if any at all

16 min later 17208538 Anonymous (yawning.jpg 600x466 39kB)
>otterfat mode well that' a new one

16 min later 17208549 Anonymous
>>17208299 fuck you, and your bullshit country then. The only reason you even exist is because of the united states, you ungrateful little bitch. We fund most of your damn military anyway. I'm not normally patriotic but jesus christ, if the united states ever turned their back for 3 seconds Israel would cease to exist, and maybe that wouldn't be a bad thing.

18 min later 17208585 Anonymous
>>17208364 consider it. they just pulled out of afghanistan, some of my buddies are being redirected to new caledonia. summer enlisting is a bigger crowd, winter is less busy but staff is on your ass more since they have less work to do. all and all the benefits AFTER completing seem much better than joining the army. Both ways though, you're in for one huge reality check, enlisting will rip open a new perspective on life. good luck brother. stay natty.

19 min later 17208600 Anonymous (SMPR_MI1503__43651.1348670564.1280.1280.jpg 1280x1093 281kB)
>>17208295 Not if he goes Signal. Join the Army, OP. It's a great opportunity, and nowhere pays better for just 4 years of service. Or make a career out of it! Hooah!

19 min later 17208616 Anonymous
>>17208549 isdisniggasrs While I don't live in Israel, nor the states, don't delude yourself to thinking that the US is the center of the universe.

21 min later 17208657 Anonymous
>non-jewish/israel how does that even work? are you an athiest?

22 min later 17208666 Anonymous
>>17208616 The US actually does fund Israel's Army. Billions a year in 'aid'.

23 min later 17208688 Anonymous
>>17208585 its a big step

24 min later 17208702 Anonymous
>>17208600 This. Don't be a grunt and you might actually get a jerb once you leave

27 min later 17208743 Anonymous (image.jpg 200x285 22kB)
What do you mean non jewish/israel ?

27 min later 17208744 Anonymous
>>17208616 like I said man, I really don't like the united states that much either as whole, but calling them racist while implying that isreal, a country that pushed millions of Palestinians off their land while raping murdering and pillaging them isn't, is fucking ridiculous.

29 min later 17208775 Anonymous (Israeli_soldiers_using_human_shield_Palestinian_children_boy_soldiers.jpg 400x300 27kB)
OP i hope you get stabbed to death by a crazy retarded muslim yours truly, a palestinian fag

30 min later 17208797 Anonymous
Not one good reason has been posted. If you're willing to take a risk for a chance of bettering yourself, God speed OP.

31 min later 17208806 Anonymous
>>17208775 Looks more like he's guarding a prisoner. If he was a human shield he'd be standing up and the soldier would be grappling him and aiming his rifle.

35 min later 17208880 Anonymous (16481_884.jpg 448x299 25kB)
>>17208806 oops. meant this one

36 min later 17208907 Anonymous
>>17208880 Obviously chillin' with some civvis.

38 min later 17208940 Anonymous
I GUARANTEE you will be eating every fucking word you're saying right now. Why don't you just enjoy your freedom? Get a fucking job and work hard at it.

38 min later 17208948 Anonymous
>otterfat we all know you're skinnyfat, dont try to mask it

40 min later 17208974 Anonymous
>>17208299 >America is racist >says the Israeli Please for the sake of my sanity be a troll, Israel is the greatest human rights violator on the basis of race on this earth

43 min later 17209022 Anonymous
do it op, don't be a pussy. it will be fun

50 min later 17209167 Anonymous
>>17208462 You seem like a happy person who has lots of friends

52 min later 17209216 Anonymous (image.jpg 240x226 16kB)
- have to go to shit countries - kill all your gains with (literal) mountains of cardio and bodyweight - waste several years of your life - cripple you socially - make you get a shit-looking haircut Notice how many of the panhandlers you see around town are ex-military, and then reevaluate your decision

53 min later 17209223 Anonymous (deeerrrpp.jpg 512x384 34kB)
>>17208313 >>17208359 >>17208549 >>17208974 so many butthurt murricans. lol'd hard

53 min later 17209242 Anonymous
>>17208299 >Israeli army >I don't like racist countries like the states, sorry. The audacity of this faggot.

56 min later 17209299 Anonymous
>>17209242 >>17208775 >>17208880 Are you guys retarded? Jews can't be racist...the holocaust happened to them.

58 min later 17209329 Anonymous
>>17208212 natty as fuck

1 hours later 17209438 Anonymous (1341225528261.png 221x221 47kB)
At least you'll learn Krav Manga

1 hours later 17209991 Anonymous
>>17209438 >Krav Manga >Manga weaboo faggot detected

1 hours later 17210008 Anonymous
>>17209299 you post on /pol/ too?

1 hours later 17210056 Anonymous
>>17209299 just like the black people and slavery, it's imunity

1 hours later 17210212 Anonymous
>>17208974 No Little Satan without the help of Big Satan bro. If it wasn't for America, Israel would have been wiped off the map years ago. >And 911 probably wouldn't have happened.

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