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2013-01-15 06:07 17040617 Anonymous (736527_10151227689801003_325413386_o.jpg 2000x971 256kB)
>tfw Statham master race Avg. Height and Proud thread

1 min later 17040634 Anonymous
lol none of them are 6'0+ wtf

3 min later 17040660 Anonymous
6'3, I guess I'm not allowed in Hollywood ;_;

4 min later 17040668 Anonymous
Tom cruisin' not even mad

4 min later 17040676 Anonymous
why cant you manlets just dont give a fuck 5ยด10 masterrace

5 min later 17040691 Anonymous (1358034439933.png 300x300 220kB)
>mfw al of those guys are smaller than me and I'm not even tall

8 min later 17040730 Anonymous
>>17040676 We don't. We're in good company, have the best potential for natty aesthetics, agile, fit in cars, world is designed for us. If it wasn't for tallfags nobody would ever comment on a 5'8'' guy

9 min later 17040753 Anonymous
5"10' master race reporting in

11 min later 17040781 Anonymous
>>17040617 So what you're trying to suggest is that the majority of hollywood stars should kill themselves? OP that's a horrible thing to even think!

11 min later 17040793 Anonymous
>>17040730 Almost as deluded as the 6'5 posters on here 5'11-6'3 range optimal everything else is shit deal w it

12 min later 17040796 Anonymous
>>17040676 >5'10 >Not a manlet huehuehuheueuh

13 min later 17040828 Anonymous
I bet you're 5'10.5'' at the most

13 min later 17040832 Anonymous
Isn't javier bardem like 6ft2?

26 min later 17041040 Anonymous (1357919103836.jpg 251x240 5kB)
Fake/10 Keep deluding yourselves, manlets

30 min later 17041083 Anonymous
Iver heard Al Pacino (5'5), Josh Hutcherson (5'5"), Ben Stiller (5'6.5"), and Mark Walhberg (5'7") are all 1-2 inches shorter than their height listed here.

30 min later 17041095 Anonymous
>>17041040 It's not fake. Only Javier Bardem is incorrect. The rest are within an inch or so of the chart.

59 min later 17041507 Anonymous (23983822003.png 1261x703 514kB)
ITT <6' butthurts trying to compare themselves to millionaires. Jojan was 6'5" master race; all-natty. Zyzz was 6'1" semi-master race; semi-geared.

1 hours later 17041522 Anonymous
>>17041507 fuck off freak

1 hours later 17041538 Anonymous (1357947011975.jpg 273x276 15kB)
>>17041522 You sound 5'1. Jelly? NBA players are 7'+, so anyone over 6' is average and anyone in the 5' range is below average.

1 hours later 17041546 Anonymous
>>17041507 >Zyzz was 6'1" semi-master race; semi-geared. All of that shit is wrong.

1 hours later 17041554 Anonymous
>Manlet height chart

1 hours later 17041557 Anonymous
>>17041546 >Zyzz was 6'0" master race, full-gear ?

1 hours later 17041570 Anonymous
>>17041507 jojan lookin j00cy

1 hours later 17041603 Anonymous
>>17041507 semi geared HA

1 hours later 17041612 Anonymous
>>17041538 my goal is not to be a nba player, im okay with my height 5'2

1 hours later 17041613 Anonymous
>>17041538 fit logic

1 hours later 17041631 Anonymous
>>17041557 5'10" at best, powerbottom master race, all gear

1 hours later 17041643 Anonymous
>>17041507 heights of the 3 guys on the right?

1 hours later 17041665 Anonymous
>>17041083 Hollywood celebrities are notorious for lying about their height and weight. It has always been like this.

1 hours later 17041671 xxROJANxxROACHESxx
>>17041507 height isn't everything. it doesn't make you stronger in any way. most powerlifters are manlets because strength is all bottled up in the core instead of spread out amongst your gangly stilts

1 hours later 17041681 xxROJANxxROACHESxx
>>17041665 why would they lie and say they are shorter than they are? simple - they wish they weren't so tall so they too could lift heavy weights like powerlifters

1 hours later 17041687 Anonymous
I thought i was short, I'm 5'11 but this list (if true) made me feel a lot better

1 hours later 17041706 Anonymous
why the fuck are you all insecure about your height? suck it up and lift. fucking phagGots

1 hours later 17041709 Anonymous
Why are american celebrities this short? I thought americans were supposed to be big?

1 hours later 17041719 Anonymous (KbgS8.gif 231x210 1198kB)
>>17041687 tfw you're still <6'

1 hours later 17041720 Anonymous
>>17041671 >implying lol do your fucking research

1 hours later 17041729 Anonymous
>>17041709 no, americans are supposed to be fat. not tall

1 hours later 17041738 Anonymous
>>17041720 you're*

1 hours later 17041743 Anonymous
>>17041709 >I thought americans were supposed to be big? Europes are big, Americans are short and fat

1 hours later 17041752 Anonymous
>>17041709 Lots of them are, there's obviously just a big range. This is the majority of well known short celebrities, and there are a lot of celebrities. Also 5'10 female here, I've dated numerous guys shorter than me and while it's not ideal it isn't a deal breaker at all. The most annoying part is that they were all very self conscious about it. Fiance is 1 inch taller so I'm much taller than him in heels but he just thinks it's funny (or plays it off that way); this is the right way to go.

1 hours later 17041758 Anonymous
>>17041687 Just tell people you're 6'0" they'll never know.

1 hours later 17041769 Anonymous (82924583[1].jpg 400x523 126kB)
>>17040832 http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2008-10-21/9-man-celebrities-wh o-are-disappointingly-short/

1 hours later 17041782 Anonymous
>Daniel Radcliffe >5'5 fuuuuck he always looked so tall in the movies Watson must be one tiny bitch

1 hours later 17041783 Anonymous (who_tall_are_you.jpg 265x857 55kB)


1 hours later 17041788 Anonymous
>>17041752 so your fiance is 5'11..... he's already taller than any of those guys in the picture and taller than what seems like every guy on fit (avg seems to be about 5'4" in this thread). of course he plays it off, he knows he's not short, he knows he's actually tall. he thinks it's funny because YOU'RE so tall.

1 hours later 17041790 Anonymous
I bet Devito destroys sluts with his 4" penis.

1 hours later 17041793 Anonymous
>>17040617 lol bardem isn't 5'7

1 hours later 17041801 Anonymous
>>17041782 Watson is 5'9. Radcliffe wore platforms under his robes. >imdb

1 hours later 17041804 Anonymous
How did you guys not realize hollywood actors were short? It's all about giving an illusion that the guy is muscular, when in fact he is just a manlet. On their own, they can look ok, but next to someone not a manlet, they just look tiny. They take this into consideration when filming, of course.

1 hours later 17041819 Anonymous
>>17041790 i read somewhere it's actually above avg and he was in a couple pornos as an extra because he backed out of the real deal at the last minute.

1 hours later 17041820 Anonymous
>>17041793 See >>17041769

1 hours later 17041821 Anonymous
>>17041758 They do, I'm catching up to my dad and uncle (i'm 19) and my uncle is spot on 6' and is like a centimeter taller. Hopefully i can grow another inch, since i hear some people grow until 25

1 hours later 17041830 Anonymous
>>17041782 Rewatch the later HP movies. Notice how Radcliffe is always slightly in front of Watson so it would appear that he is the same height.

1 hours later 17041834 Anonymous
>>17041804 vin diesel is 6'0. he aint no manlet faggot

1 hours later 17041835 Anonymous
>>17041788 I've seen plenty of people on here who are at least semi self conscious even about that height but I was just using that as somewhat of an converse example to the previous ones. It's not like any other those previous relationships ended because they were self conscious about their heights. I've had 3 other tall female friends (one is 5'10, 2 are 5'11-6'. My friends are always either amazon women or <=5'1 for some reason) who have all dated numerous men shorter than them. Some vapid sluts might care about height but in my experience most women don't, and I'm not talking about ugly ham demons here.

1 hours later 17041838 camb
I met radcliffe at my ex's house party and wouldnt have said hes as small as 5'5,maybe 5'6 Uncle is 5'5 and seemed taller than that and he wasnt wearing heels

1 hours later 17041839 Anonymous (Emma+Watson+Daniel+Radcliffe+Turns+18+Monday+0LTcjH5m9z2l.jpg 594x408 72kB)
>>17041801 bullshit she's in heels too

1 hours later 17041847 Anonymous
>>17041709 Actors are often short with big heads. I think it's better for film or maybe easier to frame women with them or something. >Clint Eastwood >Ahnold 6'2" master race

1 hours later 17041860 Anonymous
>>17041835 where the hell do you 5'1 friends find guys shorter than them?

1 hours later 17041864 Anonymous
>>17041783 I am Vin Diesel. >no homo

1 hours later 17041870 Anonymous
>>17041820 b-but wikipedia says he is 183 cm :'(

1 hours later 17041873 Anonymous
>>17041839 why does emma watson look so old? she really let herself go

1 hours later 17041880 Anonymous
>>17041838 oh shit it's camb what rep set scheme for hammer strength chest press? goal is mass (strength = mass yes yes)

1 hours later 17041884 Anonymous (1358202851456.jpg 233x350 34kB)
some of this are wrong, like javier bardem is 6 for and robert downey jr is 5 foot 9

1 hours later 17041888 Anonymous
>>17041847 >jojan 6'7" master race

1 hours later 17041889 Anonymous
>>17041801 >Watson >5'9 The fuck are you smoking.

1 hours later 17041896 Anonymous
>>17041847 Arnold is 6'1 I went to a wax museum snd was taller than him 6'2ehile masterrace

1 hours later 17041897 Anonymous
>>17041847 Big faces are much easier to light properly.

1 hours later 17041899 Anonymous (sweating.jpg 300x300 20kB)
>>17041783 >A. Schwarzenegger

1 hours later 17041910 camb
>>17041880 Whatever works for you,cant give you a cookie cutter 'do this' Id stick with something tried and tested, rest pause rep total once you hit it add as little weight as possible Or Straight sets plus adding as little weight as possible

1 hours later 17041918 Anonymous
>>17041557 >>17041546 >>17041631 zyzz was 5'11

1 hours later 17041919 Anonymous
>>17041860 That was just a sidenote since I was reflecting on the wild disparity in the height of my female friends (I guess to make it seem like I wasn't lying since it's weird that I have so many tall friends); I was referring to the taller ones. Ironically the shortest one I know always dates really tall guys.

1 hours later 17041924 Anonymous
>>17041884 >robert downey jr is 5'9 I wish I could wear platforms on my shoes all day too.

1 hours later 17041934 Anonymous (Daniel-Craig-Javier-Bardem.jpg 800x450 106kB)
javier is 6 foot daniel craig is 5 foot10 robert downey jr is 5 foot9

1 hours later 17041948 Anonymous
>>17041738 >>17041720 >lol do you are fucking research

1 hours later 17041953 Anonymous
>>17041671 >Ryan Kennelly

1 hours later 17041973 Anonymous
>>17041847 >arnold >6'2 6'1 tops in his prime

1 hours later 17041985 Anonymous
>>17040617 Statham is the same height as my GF.. >laughingwhores.flac.jpg.exe

1 hours later 17042001 Anonymous
why the fuck do you guys know any of this information about celebrities heights? are you not embarassed to admit that

1 hours later 17042013 Anonymous
>>17041985 he's a millionaire, and I doubt you or your girlfriend are, so the jokes on you

1 hours later 17042035 Anonymous
>>17041985 haha, yeah, Statham sure is a loser. You sure got him there, friend.

1 hours later 17042042 Anonymous
>>17041783 my height isnt even listed. 168cm male reporting in

1 hours later 17042245 Anonymous
>>17042042 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCJV3Vogfrw

1 hours later 17042342 Anonymous
>>17042245 rusted my jammies xDD i am so mad rite now >.<

2 hours later 17042570 Anonymous
I just met Marky Mark a little over a week ago, he wishes he was 5'8

2 hours later 17042645 Anonymous
>>17042245 Oh shit so cringeworthy The music was awesome but then that guy tried laughing but made a little noise like a beta, being all quiet God I need some alpha video for my eyes now

2 hours later 17042705 Anonymous
>>17041897 Is that why 90% of the chicks in hollywood are rail thin with big heads( or were formerly hot but were forced to skinny up and get tit and ass reduction)that are only good to drape in fuck ugly clothes and layers of make up? Is that why the actually hot chicks are so goddamned rare? It's not just because it's ran by gays and ugly chicks?

2 hours later 17042780 Anonymous (1355393399064.jpg 294x394 28kB)
>>17040617 I just realized something, manlet will never be able to look athletic, with their huge heads and short limbs

2 hours later 17042829 Anonymous
[THREAD] IF YOU LEAVE 4CHAN SIZE DOES NOT MATTER [/THREAD}

2 hours later 17042930 Anonymous
RDJ is the same height as cruise? I always thought he was like 6'5".

2 hours later 17042946 Anonymous
>>17042829 >implying height doesn't matter for your natty aesthetics 5'8" proud manlet reoprting in - most girls are around my height or shorter when wearing casual shoes. Fuck Heels, most bitches can't even walk on 'em

2 hours later 17043026 Anonymous (1332313634675.gif 125x125 18kB)
>>17041783 >maria sharapova hhhhhnnnnnnnnngg

2 hours later 17043179 SteamRolan (1347396478599.png 297x331 223kB)
I wish I was 5'11" I'm already not liking the way I look because my mass is getting to the point of being unaesthetic at 5'9". I'm not even as strong as I was hoping before that would happen. I knew that was gonna happen.

2 hours later 17043252 Anonymous
>>17042930 Exactly, everyone calls Cruise a midget because he makes such a huge deal of hiding his height and having women he's with not appear much taller than him. Meanwhile no one gives a fuck about RDJ's height because he himself has no fucks to give and the only thing people remember is that he's larger than life itself whenever they think of him. /fit/izens manlets should learn from RDJ... but stay away from drugs though.

3 hours later 17043639 Anonymous
>>17043179 Why did you post a pic of that d bag

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