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2013-01-14 12:25 17003152 Anonymous (400px-Just_according_to_keikaku.jpg 400x298 16kB)
How to motivate a fatty while still being a dick:
>doing light cardio about a year ago
>reading death note on my tablet on an elliptical
>land whale female on the elliptical next to me puffing and grunting
>looks over and says "isn't reading comics in public a little childish"
>i respond "isn't stuffing your face until you're enormous a little immature"
>fatty rage, calls me an asshole
>"at least i can change. you're going to be a fucking manchild forever"
>"oh ok, prove it. drop 20 pounds in the next 6 months and i'll admit that i'm a manchild. until then, you're still a whale"
>6 months passes
>she drops 25 pounds
>gloats all over the fucking place
>"oh man you got me, i'm totally a manchild"
Just as planned.
3 min later 17003227 Anonymous
what an awesome plan bro. i bet you feel like kira right now don't you. you are so fucking smart, i don't think anyone could replicate that well thought out intricate plan that you just pulled off. such a fuckin badass
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