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2013-01-14 12:25 17003152 Anonymous (400px-Just_according_to_keikaku.jpg 400x298 16kB)
How to motivate a fatty while still being a dick: >doing light cardio about a year ago >reading death note on my tablet on an elliptical >land whale female on the elliptical next to me puffing and grunting >looks over and says "isn't reading comics in public a little childish" >i respond "isn't stuffing your face until you're enormous a little immature" >fatty rage, calls me an asshole >"at least i can change. you're going to be a fucking manchild forever" >"oh ok, prove it. drop 20 pounds in the next 6 months and i'll admit that i'm a manchild. until then, you're still a whale" >6 months passes >she drops 25 pounds >gloats all over the fucking place >"oh man you got me, i'm totally a manchild" Just as planned.

3 min later 17003227 Anonymous
what an awesome plan bro. i bet you feel like kira right now don't you. you are so fucking smart, i don't think anyone could replicate that well thought out intricate plan that you just pulled off. such a fuckin badass

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