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2012-12-01 01:46 16105185 Anonymous Text game help (1353826609831.gif 350x315 2582kB)
Texting but needed help. Got girl worker at Mcdonalds number cuz she liked my hair. Texted her yesterday Yesterday Hows your day goin any interesting customes? >no resonpse Today >late reponse: I always deaal with interesting customers ugh lol I sent that text yesterday nice reponse time :) well has anyone tried to rap thier order yet >her:just got it today and no they haven't yet I guess I know what Im doing this weekend/rap order at drive thru >her:lol Noooooooooo Sarcasim/ "but wouldn't everyone think Im cool coping u-tube videos?" end sarcasim/ >her:Lol wow anon wow lol alright bad joke. but, what can I do this weekend thats cooler? >her: IDK Are you good at video games? if so how ur schedule lookin like >her:Lol nope I'm not and saturday my only day off Man that sucks but like they say everything is better when u have alittle cheddar >her:lol I didn't text her back cuz idk wat to say, /fit/ I need help with text game. I think Im pretty terrible at this. And btw I haven't had sex in 3 months. Any advice would be much apprecated thanks /fit/

1 min later 16105226 Anonymous
You are an idiot. Fuck.

2 min later 16105243 Anonymous
>>16105185 ask her out. you had a good set up if she's still texting you back.

2 min later 16105245 Anonymous
Jesus bro wtf

3 min later 16105251 Anonymous
>>16105185 Video games? FUCKING VIDEO GAMES?!!! You are beyond hope, my man.

4 min later 16105275 Anonymous
>>16105185 >dat gif Gets me every. Fucking. Time. Why can't betas just die

5 min later 16105303 Anonymous
>>16105226 >>16105245 What did I do wrong? >>16105243 Haven't texted back cuz I feel a one word reponse is like she doesn't want to text anymore

7 min later 16105332 Anonymous
>And btw I haven't had sex in 3 months. I wonder why.

7 min later 16105338 Anonymous (dkafd.jpg 1153x823 594kB)
>lol I sent that text yesterday nice reponse time :) Not only did you sound clingy as fuck talking about the response time, but you used a fucking smiley face too? You might as well stop, she's not interested any longer.

8 min later 16105349 Anonymous
>asking a girl how her day is going >smiley face in second text >horrible grammar and spelling >asking when she is free instead of telling her that she's going to meet you somewhere >second to last text.. rhyming? kill yourself OP, you might as well stop now. You have a lot of fucking shit to fix. This is horrible.

8 min later 16105361 Anonymous
>>16105251 What else man could I do, I have little money cuz scraping by in new city

9 min later 16105382 Anonymous
>>16105349 >>16105338 a-advice pls?

12 min later 16105438 Anonymous
>>16105382 You dun goofed. Just consider her a learning experience and move on.

13 min later 16105461 Anonymous
OP.. You dun fucked it all up. Enjoy your virginity growing back.

15 min later 16105493 Anonymous
you are wasting your time with her tell her that you want to spread your seed and ask her if she's interested stop wasting your time, fucking phag

16 min later 16105516 Anonymous
> everything is better when u have alittle cheddar Funny stuff. Not in a cringey way either. Everything else is cringey though. Clean up your grammar and spelling, you look like a fool. > what can I do this weekend thats cooler? You gotta take the lead faggot. You look like a pussy sitting around waiting (read:begging) for her to ask you out.

16 min later 16105517 Anonymous
holy fuck OP... spaghetti everywear

18 min later 16105546 Anonymous
>>16105438 This is like the 3rd time I've fucked up trying to get laid, I moved to a big city,and these girls are so much harder to bang than back home 1st time she was party girl and I think she jus wanted drinks & attetion 2nd time mexican chicks, I made a joke about how she should teach me how to ride donkey cuz they can't afford cars in Mexico I can get girls but texting I always asked my bro back home do it for me I can't text

19 min later 16105566 Anonymous
>>16105516 Thanks bro

19 min later 16105574 Anonymous (1344918531426.jpg 126x126 2kB)
priceless

21 min later 16105615 Anonymous (kunka.jpg 600x572 159kB)
>>16105546 >2nd time mexican chicks, I made a joke about how she should teach me how to ride donkey cuz they can't afford cars in Mexico

22 min later 16105626 Anonymous
>>16105546 SO. DON'T. FUCKING. TEXT. Call her like a man. Speak to her like a man. Ask her out like a man. If you don't have the money to take her out, stop asking out women until you get a damn job or learn to stop pissing away your money on My Little Pony paraphernalia.

23 min later 16105648 Anonymous
texting gay 101 type like a retard. Most girls don't care about an oxford comma or a well thought out sentence with varied word choice and alternating structure. Bitches love smiley faces, lol, haha, rofl, etc. Change those up on region, bitches in asia love ^^, kk, wwww, etc. Be a badass, too. I used to be a pussy about texting, then this bitch texted me after we danced in a club for a few hours. I mentioned how I came back from the gym, "oh wow, yeah I didn't see a lot of your body on friday but it seemed nice." proper response? "You'll get to see more of it this week." If she doesn't go for that shit she's a fucking trick or not down to fuck, either way don't waste your time.

25 min later 16105683 Anonymous
>>16105303 >nice reponse time :) >Are you good at video games? >everything is better when u have a little cheddar

29 min later 16105770 Anonymous
Hey OP here's my advice. Dont text her abritary shit like "how is your day going?". I get the impression you wanted to remind her of you which is a normal thing to do but you dont need to do that. She probably remembers you. Just stick to using text to make meet ups happen not for conversing. Dont ask her if she is busy or not without a plan on where you want to go in your head. In addition be dominant in your invitations "come with me to x". She wont freak out if she doesnt want to go. Then play it cool if she declines. In addition dont over think your texts with shit to say. > but like they say everything is better when u have alittle cheddar Do you really talk like that? Having short texts is fine. The more you chat the more goofy shit you will say. Just meet up. Keep texts snappy and to the point. example: "Hey McDonalds girl going to x on saturday. You should come."

30 min later 16105783 Anonymous
>>16105648 LOL

31 min later 16105796 Anonymous
>>16105185 You done gone and fucked that up real good... >Wait a couple of weeks >Invite her to a party and ask if she wants to bring some friends Other than that, you're fucked mate

32 min later 16105828 Anonymous
>>16105770 Oh and if you can call her then call her. Calling her is a hundred times easier than the bullshit text game. Calling is easier because you can gauge emotion much more naturally.

33 min later 16105834 Anonymous
>>16105546 >>2 nd time mexican chicks, I made a joke about how she should teach me how to ride donkey cuz they can't afford cars in Mexico fucking lol'd >im mexican

35 min later 16105873 Anonymous
Similar issue, but less spaghetti Get cute girls number yesterday, seems happy to give me it Wait the standard 1 day... Text her today > Hey ..., if you're free this afternoon I'm thinking we meet up at X for coffee >no response wtf. You seemed so gung ho about giving me your number.

37 min later 16105908 Anonymous
give her the ol lickaroo op

38 min later 16105931 Dr.Acula
>>16105546 >2nd time mexican chicks, I made a joke about how she should teach me how to ride donkey cuz they can't afford cars in Mexico God, I am so hoping this is true.

39 min later 16105940 Anonymous
>everything's better when you have a little cheddar You are an abomination.

53 min later 16106217 Anonymous
>>16105873 >pls respond

54 min later 16106238 Anonymous
OP here, Thanks for everyone's advice ITT I'll if I get laid with in the next week I'll say /fit/ memes while having sex and type her reactions anyways peace out bros

57 min later 16106296 Anonymous
>>16106217 Dude, I can't give you any advice, I once asked this girl from Africa if she got tired from being chase by lions all day and asked how to say your cute in African.....she was french & more offend by that than the lion joke

59 min later 16106340 Anonymous
>>16106296 lel. I guess I'm more confused than anything. Why the fuck would you give me your number if you weren't going to respond.

1 hours later 16106379 Dr.Acula
>>16106340 Did she initiate that or did you ask for her number or anything similar? It's easier to let somebody down when it's not in person

1 hours later 16106404 Anonymous
>>16105873 Wait it out for a day or so. If she doesn't respond send her another text or try giving her a call. Ask her out again. If you get no response again just forget about it. Also calling is a good idea because if she gave you a wrong number you won't know by texting her. If you get some random voicemail then you'll know for sure.

1 hours later 16106441 Anonymous
>>16106379 Here's how this went. See this cute girl working as cashier in small coffee shop. have small conversation, but don't try anything till recently, when I decided I really have nothing to lose. > walk in > wait until there's no one in line, and out of earshot > Every time I come in here your smile always makes my day and I'm hoping I can make it up to you by taking you out for coffee sometime > She beams and says thank you, but is caught off guard by the last comment > repeat myself "let me take you out for coffee sometime" > still smiling "well that really depends on when it is" > well, when you're free.. Can I get your phone number? I'll text you. >writes down her phone number, last character is kind of messy, "that's a 3" > Alright thanks :) Walk away. Wait 1 day. Send text. No response.

1 hours later 16106450 Anonymous
>>16106404 another tip I ask them to call me so I can get thier number and make sure I ain't gettin the run around

1 hours later 16106502 Anonymous
>>16106450 I was debating something like that, but I don't like passing off control of the situation. It felt like she wanted me to make a decision, so I did.

1 hours later 16106677 Anonymous
I don't get why everyone on /fit/ is so against smiley faces. They only come off as "beta" if everything else you said does. One of my friends is fuckin' jacked, has a giant dick (inb4 gay, you learn shit like that when you know a dude for 10 years), rich etc etc and he almost certainly gets laid more than everyone else on /fit/ combined.He ends nearly every text with a smiley face. Hurr durr

1 hours later 16106742 Anonymous
>>16105873 > if you're free > I'm thinking You sound like an indecisive beta. Next time try something like: "Hey I'm going to get some coffee at three, you should come drop by" not the best example but avoid saying things like "if" or "thinking"

1 hours later 16106753 Anonymous
>>16106677 smileys are overlooked when you got that much going for you. Smilies just make betas more beta

1 hours later 16106902 Anonymous
OP confirmed for Autistic

1 hours later 16106932 Anonymous (1349976057609.png 245x236 149kB)
>>16106441 You asked a girl that works at a coffee shop if she wants to go out for coffee?

1 hours later 16106957 Anonymous (washington.jpg 501x600 45kB)
OP, here's a tip. First of all girls have guys texting them all day about mundane shit. Boring conversations. You can't build attraction very well through text unless she's a 14 year old girl because they get giddy over everything. I never flirt over text unless she initiates it and even then I do it very sparingly. You should only be using texting as a medium to get in contact with her so you can make plans to hangout with her. Focus on getting as much face time with the girl you wanna bang because all of your opportunities to build attraction and escalate physically are going to come from face to face interactions, not texts. Check out RooshV's texting game guide. http://www.rooshv.com/

1 hours later 16107115 Anonymous
>>16106742 Solid advice. I wondered about that too as I sent the message. I didn't want to come off pushy, but that's a pretty decent message you've got going there. Do I drop this girl, or text her once tomorrow in the fashion you posted and then ignore it.

1 hours later 16107144 Anonymous
>>16106932 It's more of a lunch shop than a coffee shop, it just happens to be similar to other shops on campus which only sell coffee. It's called a coffee shop despite the fact that very few people buy coffee there.

1 hours later 16107176 Anonymous (2c3.jpg 565x600 36kB)
>>16105349 >telling her she's going to meet you somewhere lel

1 hours later 16107203 Anonymous
>>16105361 >park >walk >chill at her place >eat at fucking McDonalds >literally anything besides videogames You would've had better odds just outright asking her for anal you dumb fuck

1 hours later 16107271 Anonymous (1339329868777.jpg 550x550 56kB)
>saturday is my only day off anon >chedder joke its like you niggas are allergic to vagina

1 hours later 16107316 Anonymous
Is it seriously becoming acceptable to type like a 13 year old girl here? What the fuck is happening to this place.

2 hours later 16108051 Anonymous
>>16107316 It is over texts when you're just trying to fuck a girl. A girl is going to be put off by you texting like an academic nigga.

2 hours later 16108246 Anonymous
>Hows your day goin any interesting customes? Bitch don't wanna talk about work. What are you doing? >lol I sent that text yesterday nice reponse time :) well has anyone tried to rap thier order yet You're acknowledging you were waiting around noticing she wasn't texting you back WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! >Are you good at video games? Oh wow. Gonna just hope this is a troll. >Man that sucks but like they say everything is better when u have alittle cheddar Stop talking about fast food.

2 hours later 16108320 Anonymous
>>16105303 K nig, I'll toss you some more advice. The more laconic you are in texts, the better. The more you try to be chatty and witty, the more it looks as if you are trying to prove yourself to her. And that'll give her the impression that you're a loser who *needs* to prove yourself to her. Shit ain't gonna work out your way. Keep your texts short and assertive and avoid sounding like a petty, bitter cunt when she doesn't immediately text you back.

2 hours later 16108358 Anonymous
>>16105546 >2nd time mexican chicks, I made a joke about how she should teach me how to ride donkey cuz they can't afford cars in Mexico K, that's a legit approach right there. Everything else you are doing, though. jesus christ, kid get it together.

2 hours later 16108394 Anonymous (1349062776418.jpg 120x115 2kB)
>>16107271

3 hours later 16108543 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3oEbDzg-xo&t=0m52s

3 hours later 16108546 Anonymous
One of the most educational /fit/ threads I've ever read.

3 hours later 16108565 Anonymous
>>16106957 He's selling that shit. Where can I get it for free?

3 hours later 16108581 Anonymous
>>16106677 They come off as beta because they are softening your message as if you really, really, really care how she receives what you say.

3 hours later 16108607 Anonymous
>>16106957 Another nig into game? Word. I'm more of a Roissy/Vox adherent myself.

3 hours later 16108715 Anonymous
>>16108607 >tfw SimplePickup doesn't have a textgame guide

4 hours later 16109686 Anonymous
You don't want to build intimacy over texting. Did that with a girl once, was fun. But then we met up and it was like I was hanging out with a stranger. It was weird, in the end it didn't go well. Do what everyone else says here; be brief in message, text with purpose with the purpose usually being to meet up. Don't beat around the bush.

4 hours later 16109925 Anonymous
all you had to txt was : what are u doing? or what u up to? if she say somthing along the lines of "nothing" then u tell her were going out not ask u puss

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