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2012-11-24 11:36 15979906 Anonymous (Drivefeel.jpg 1000x1000 405kB)
>green dot appears >she's on >I'll wait for her to start the conversation this time >ten minutes later >she logs off BRB, time to kill myself

4 min later 15979962 Anonymous (awkward-penguin-sarah.jpg 500x500 94kB)


4 min later 15979975 Anonymous
>tfw she's taller than you Only my physique and facial aesthetics can save me now. Better start cutting.

6 min later 15980000 Anonymous
>>15979906 >appear offline most of the time >pretend you have a life outside the internet

13 min later 15980110 Anonymous (1353695222326.png 400x400 37kB)
>>15980000 >>15980000 Quads speak the truth >Login, she's online >5 min later, she's offline >wait 30 minutes and go offline mode >literally 1 minute later she's online >mfw

18 min later 15980193 Anonymous (depression.jpg 459x599 37kB)
>>15980110 >many years ago when everyone used icq >crush is almost never online >suddenly she asks me if we have any homework to do >mfw she was invisible all the time and I was not on her "can always see me"-list

25 min later 15980311 Anonymous
>Have on-off fling with female friend >Out in club with mutual buddies >She denies my advances and goes all ice-queen on me >Fuck it, this is the last straw, go get wasted with bro's instead. Aint got time for this shit >Don't immediately attempt to get back in contact like some obedient lap dog >She appears to have blocked me on facebook lel I appear to have fucked up somewhere along the line but I'm not entirely sure where.

27 min later 15980349 Anonymous (1345116530428.jpg 600x334 55kB)
>tfw she's offline you wish she was online >tfw she's online and you never say anything to her

29 min later 15980376 Anonymous (1353338853483 (1).jpg 409x409 104kB)
>dat ex

31 min later 15980412 Anonymous (freebj.jpg 1280x720 202kB)
>talking to girl for a while that i like >she says she wants to give me a bj >sends a pic of her tongue with a note saying "free bj" >i jokingly ask what is it called for a girl, a lickaroo? >no you idiot it's eating out >deleted >tfw i'm a fit meme

35 min later 15980458 Anonymous (biden_smiles.jpg 605x328 34kB)
>>15979906 >she hasnt been "online" in a month >almost definitely blocked me from her chat >mfw I don't even care XD

42 min later 15980572 Anonymous
>>15980458 Well, as long as I don't look at her profile I don't care... >fuck

48 min later 15980673 Anonymous
>tfw happy being single

59 min later 15980817 Anonymous
>>15979975 tfw 5'11 and fall in love with girl, her being 5'11 as well. Atleast i got 23 kg on her right? - makes me only look less tall in comparison..

1 hours later 15980830 Anonymous
>>15980349 iktfb

1 hours later 15980856 Anonymous
>>15980817 Also tfw shes out with some girlfriends and smokes a blunt, makes me digusted. Going to a rave next week and got mdma coming in yet i dont feel bad about that. Fuck my morals

2 hours later 15981849 Anonymous (1350279717071.jpg 320x316 31kB)
>cute girl at local grocery store >see her pop on facebook due to one of my friends commenting on her status. >friend request her >she accepts the request >like her profile pic >she blocks me instantly i literally cringed at myself, so beta man so beta. then again ive added random local girls before its worked out to where they are interested and want to make plans. I guess some girls just react differently either way, i still cringe at that. also it happened yesterday

2 hours later 15981886 Anonymous
>>15981849 fit i need you guys to respond to this and let me know how bad it is im just cringing so hard at myself

2 hours later 15981907 Anonymous
>>15981886 Prepare for cops to knock on your door, pending sexual harassment / rape charges.

2 hours later 15981929 Anonymous
>>15981907 >pending sexual harassment / rape charges. The worst part about that is she could proooooobably swing some kind of long, drawn out legal fight. She wouldn't even have to show up at any of the hearings, you'd just be stuck with court costs and the [Rapist] tag stuck in front of your name for the rest of your life. Even accusations of that shit fucks you up.

2 hours later 15981931 Anonymous
i knew this feel about 2 years ago. since then i've cut all contact with everyone outside my nuclear family and i don't go outside. >that amazing fucking feel when you get fit and meet everyone again oh god i'm excited.

2 hours later 15981955 Anonymous (18b.jpg 590x679 68kB)
>>15980349 oh god

2 hours later 15981957 Anonymous
>>15981886 Bro dont woory bitch accepted you but she dosent want to interact with you dumb bitch logic

2 hours later 15981962 Anonymous
>>15980412 oh god this can't be true

2 hours later 15981969 Anonymous (1307805144204.png 428x510 169kB)
>>15981849 >>like her profile pic >>she blocks me instantly

2 hours later 15981984 Anonymous
>>15981957 well i like a picture, why is that so bad. i didnt even talk to her

2 hours later 15982038 Mike Bee
>>15981849 Guys in this thread...you have to realise girls are more insecure than guys. That's why they're so mean to each other, and over-react to what guys do and resort to shit like "creeper" Here's a story: >Get back in touch with old friend on Facebook (from about 5-6 years ago, I'm 21) >Back and forths on Facebook, comment in thread that his gf is in, making jokes like a funny cunt >She adds me (harmless, srs) >I accept >Months go by, never interact with her on Facebook, like 95% of my friends list >Pic comes up of her father, grandmother and a girl sitting on Dad's lap on news feed >Pic brought back feels because she's half African, and it reminds me of my (now deceased) grandmother (I'm also half African) >Not sure why, but decided to comment "Who's the cutie on his lap?" >She goes "this photo was taken last week." >mfw she thought I was sleazing on her Wouldn't do that in a trillion years, sleazing on an good old friend's gf. At first I was shocked and taken aback, then I lol'd at the whole situation. You brahs gotta suck it up

2 hours later 15982048 Anonymous
>>15981929 >rape charges >liking a facebook picture

2 hours later 15982055 Mike Bee
>>15981849 tl;dr Women are insecure as fuck and over-compensate, and think everyone is trying to rape them or creep on them. You're a man. You do whatever you want. You only cringe because you think it's bad. She's probably already forgotten.

2 hours later 15982068 Anonymous
>>15982038 nah women just don't like beta behavior. that's why immediately liking her picture caused that girl to block the guy above. the tribal leader doesn't have to kiss women's asses.

2 hours later 15982069 PirateFag
>message girlfriend yesterday >girlfriend tells me she still has feelings for a guy whe was with 3 months before we dated >She saw him at the mall, tells me all hose feelings came back >They didn't do anything, but she isn't so sure about things atm >I really fucking like her, since she's a model, and the sex is godly >meassage her today "Hey there stranger..." >She immediately posts a status- "Night out with the girls!" tags a few bitches I know, and logs off Should I brake up with her /fit/? I'm tired of fucking scandalous bitches.

2 hours later 15982074 Anonymous
>>15979906 >tfw friendzoned for more than a year >tfw you still really want to be with her >even after getting /fit/ she still never texts or chats with you first Fuck this gay earth, if I had facial aesthetics I'd have the girl I love

2 hours later 15982085 Anonymous
>>15982055 hopefully it just makes me feel bad, i like a picture how is that bad, i never messaged her, commented on anything, nothing, i like a picture.

2 hours later 15982095 Anonymous
>>15982048 You're obviously not from America. You can be charged with rape if a girl consents to sex, but then decides she doesn't want it in the middle of sex and doesn't say anything/act any differently. I wish I was joking.

2 hours later 15982100 PirateFag
>>15982069 she* those* messaged* Fuck man, I'm a mess.

2 hours later 15982125 Anonymous
>>15982095 >America why do people always pretend that issues that plague all western white-majority nations only affect the US?

2 hours later 15982132 Anonymous (1353614105985.jpg 400x533 167kB)
>>15982100 We're all gonna make it bro... we'er all gonna make it.

2 hours later 15982135 Anonymous
>>15982095 so never have sex in america?

2 hours later 15982141 Anonymous
>mfw she's offline all the time now because she's addicted to meth >mfw im repulsed by her now >mfw i still miss her

2 hours later 15982157 Anonymous
>>15982125 Because I live in an international housing edition of my Uni. I live in close proximity to ~600 of them. They all had to take this Consent quiz before they could enroll next year. They asked me if this shit was true because it sounded so absolutely ridiculous. >>15982135 Just don't get laid at a party. A buddy of mine almost got fucked over last year and he didn't even have sex with her.

2 hours later 15982166 Anonymous
>>15980311 Oh well, only dubs can console your tears and you appear to have them and they are currently being checked

2 hours later 15982203 Anonymous (spacef.png 794x767 1265kB)
>>15980349 >>15980830 >>15981955 >tfw sometimes you leave your fb online in another tab while browsing /fit/ just hoping that one day you'll see "[crush] messaged you] start flashing >tfw it never happens >tfw it never will

2 hours later 15982205 PirateFag (cayleighniggers.gif 352x272 2855kB)
>>15982166 more dubs All these dubs d-dubs not helping me with my problems...

2 hours later 15982224 Anonymous
>>15982074 Bro you don't love her. Believe me you don't, you are probs only attracted to her physical appearance. Seriously, can you be yourself around her? I used to feel the same about a girl, then a relised that there are so many better ones out there, you only think you love her cause there is nothing else.

2 hours later 15982230 Anonymous (image.jpg 503x350 51kB)
Guys, it's more than looks. If you have a shit personality you'll only get shit girls.

2 hours later 15982237 Anonymous
>>15982157 >They asked me if this shit was true because it sounded so absolutely ridiculous. if they lived in the US as you always have they still wouldn't have noticed though. most people in america don't even recognize it's happening.

2 hours later 15982254 Anonymous
>>15982230 >Guys, it's more than looks haha.

2 hours later 15982261 Anonymous
>>15982203 We all know this feel, anon.. All too much.

2 hours later 15982301 Anonymous
>>15982157 so i should never really like a girls picture due to fear of a rape charge? man we live in strange times

2 hours later 15982357 Anonymous (1351136564521.jpg 475x536 72kB)
>waiting for the girl to initiating conversation even if they like you, they don't do it

2 hours later 15982369 Anonymous
>>15980110 >>15980000 You faggots realize that if she outright hated you like this shit leads me to believe, she wouldn't bother checking periodically to see if you are logged in or not. >tfw common sense

2 hours later 15982434 Anonymous That beta feel (b.jpg 1280x852 190kB)
>Fly across country to see ex compete at bodybuilding show (bikini class) >Feel like a huge creep >She places second, wins pro card >Hang outside backstage area she comes out >Hugs me, asks me to take pics of her and her teammates (all male) >No pic including me >Tells me "we're gonna go celebrate, I'll text you after I showered and changed" >okay.jpg >Watch rest of show, hang around hotel, walk around outside >Go back inside lobby, see her in dress sitting with team mates >"I'm sure she'll text me any minute" >30 minutes later, walk back to my hotel, undress and watch TV >Get text an hour later, "where are you? we're at the bar chilling" >Get dressed, walk over >Talk to her for a few minutes >They all take a cab to a club >Say I'm tired and go to sleep >Can't sleep, send jealous beta texts Felt like fucking high school all over again. So many feels, rejection and betaness. BRB killing myself. Pic related, I took it at the event.

2 hours later 15982435 Anonymous (1309389352390.jpg 387x354 18kB)
A-are you me, OP?!

2 hours later 15982454 Anonymous
Men are expected to approach women, and women are constantly thinking about the men in her life and who wants to fuck her, why, and in what way. Stop being a pussy. That said >>15980349 >iktfb

2 hours later 15982480 Anonymous (19827302139ß8.jpg 640x960 75kB)
>you will never make it I failed you zyzz. ;_;

2 hours later 15982496 Anonymous
>>15982069 >Should I brake up with her /fit/? Yes

2 hours later 15982531 Anonymous
>>15982069 Yes. Any bitch who just sees a dude she used to fuck and starts getting wet isn't worth hanging on to.

2 hours later 15982555 Anonymous
>>15982069 tell her "sure you can go out with him. do what your heart says" or some corny shit like that then go out with some other women you know and post the pictures on facebook.

2 hours later 15982568 Anonymous
>Green dot is on >Instantly get message "Hey cutie" >Reply "hey sexy" >Conversation ensues True story, you jelly

2 hours later 15982617 Anonymous (milkisdisappoint.jpg 1500x1000 60kB)
>>15982434 >fly across country to see ex that's where ya fucked up

2 hours later 15982646 Anonymous
>>15980673 >tfw thinking I'm happy beeing single >tfw seeing couples and something dies in me >tfw enjoying perfect moments like a sunrisse and realize I'm alone >tfw no gf

2 hours later 15982697 Anonymous
>>15982568 But then you woke up, right?

3 hours later 15982774 Anonymous (1351392159240.png 680x637 204kB)
>>15979975 >tfw 5'4" >tfw ex-gf was 5'9" >tfw she wore heals Such as life as a manlett with great facial aesthetics

3 hours later 15982793 Anonymous (1350335514289.jpg 952x3499 994kB)
>>15982480

3 hours later 15982808 Anonymous (1353698015845.png 420x409 14kB)
>>15982203 >tfw crush messages you on fb all the time >tfw one day she claims to be asexual Goddammit, why? Why? WHY!?

3 hours later 15982870 Anonymous
>>15982069 yea man, break up with her. better still, try and be fuck buddies.

3 hours later 15982903 Anonymous
>>15980412 Please be a joke.

3 hours later 15982904 Anonymous
>>15982074 i know that feel brah

3 hours later 15982921 Anonymous (guy-gets-friend-zoned-so-hard-he-made-it-into-the-news.jpg 516x560 51kB)
>>15982808 This you, brah?

3 hours later 15982935 Anonymous (1351391978179.jpg 561x519 28kB)
>>15982793 >that image every time

3 hours later 15982948 Anonymous
>>15982568 >know that feel also double convo start, both hey how you doin, then both lol, then she says great minds think a like. >tfw I fucked up somewhere and she is now having wild animal sex with a dyel who has a better persona than me and she rarely starts the convo. We hardly talk now. Just going to play the waiting game. Should I tell her that I'm gunna get in her pants one day? because it's going to happen, it's a personal goal and very achievable. She likes guys who go after what they want, Would it be creepy to tell her I want/going to fuck her? pls help, I'm a caveman

3 hours later 15982957 Anonymous
>>15982369 this logic sustains me bro

3 hours later 15982963 Anonymous (Zezz.png 1920x1080 246kB)
>>15982480

3 hours later 15983047 Anonymous (Failed you.jpg 500x377 127kB)
>>15982793 >I lik dis

3 hours later 15983072 Anonymous (sad parrot mfw.jpg 500x404 40kB)
>Still not entirely over ex-gf of 1.5 years (we broke up almost 8 months ago) >She got a new boyfriend like a month after we fucking broke up because she's insecure and lacks a father figure >Recently saw pics on FB of their 6 month anniversary (I periodically check her page to fuel my lifting rage) >Calculated back what six months ago was........... >11 days after she broke up with me. Her new boyfriend is a fucking 5'11"ish balding, ginger, goateed, manlet faggot. I sometimes look at their pictures to fuel my rage before a session of heavy squats. God dammit /fit/. I've fucked 7 different girls since we've broke up but it isn't really fulfilling. Sometimes I just want to cuddle and watch a god damn movie.

3 hours later 15983102 Anonymous
>you've liked her for a long time >can't ask her out because you've put her on a pedestal

3 hours later 15983114 Anonymous
>>15982774 >heals goddamn how can people be that retarded.

3 hours later 15983115 Anonymous
Straight guys are fucking pathetic. grow some balls you fucking cod chasers

3 hours later 15983123 Anonymous
>>15983072 http://chanarchive.org/4chan/fit/64207/lifting-has-changed-me

3 hours later 15983134 Anonymous
>>15983072 dude, when your girl breaks off with you, it's because she wants to fuck another guy who is already waiting in the wings. They cover their bases before they do it. Truth is you were dumped a long time before she got attracted to him, she just didn't tell you until everything was ready

3 hours later 15983139 Anonymous
>tfw when she suddenly stops talking to you and starts hanging around her ex 24/7 I'm devastated like a pussy FUCK SHIT NGIGERFRIffffff

3 hours later 15983144 Anonymous
>>15980412 no, you're not a meme you fucked the story up

3 hours later 15983215 Anonymous
>http://youtu.be/OagFIQMs1tw >hang in there /fit/

3 hours later 15983216 Anonymous (holy shit 2.png 500x636 482kB)
>>15983134 Oh I know. I took the relationship and brought it upon myself. Here are some reasons why she probably broke up with me: 1. Texting her that I cheated on her on April Fool's day, followed by APRIL FOOLS!!!!! Yeah she cried because of that one. 2. Being extremely busy with college, basically only seeing her on the weekends. 3. Failing to compliment her because that behavior doesn't come naturally to me (and given she was insecure it is something she probably wants) 4. Complaining about having to spend $ on her. Especially for dinners. I've learned not to take relationships for granted. Appreciate what you have. It's easy to forget sometimes because people tend to get complacent after a year or so.

3 hours later 15983236 Anonymous
>>15983216 >4. Complaining about having to spend $ on her. Wooooooooooooow

3 hours later 15983279 Anonymous (1352558183865.gif 180x125 436kB)
>the more you hang out with her, the more you realize what a shit personality she has >not only is she immature, she think's everything is boring, has no interests and hides behind this fake veil of insecurity >catch her projecting >tfw she's driving you away they're scared you won't talk to them anymore after they figure out you won't give them sex. but when you do try talking to them, they ignore you because they think you just want something. it's why men and women can't be friends today in America. this culture is fucked.

3 hours later 15983287 Anonymous
>>15983216 we're all going to make it, bro Fuck someone else, make the most of someone else, it's finished, done, forever. Now is the time to be a man, girls like men

3 hours later 15983312 Anonymous
>>15983279 you won't talk to them anymore after you figure out they won't give you sex*

3 hours later 15983340 Anonymous
>>15983216 >Texting her that I cheated on her on April Fool's day, followed by APRIL FOOLS!!!!! Yeah she cried because of that one. lel, how the fuck did you think that would be a good idea?

3 hours later 15983360 Anonymous (oh come on mfw.jpg 250x250 56kB)
>>15983236 $60 for a nice meal out nigger I could get a full meal at Wal Mart for $4.

3 hours later 15983363 Anonymous
>>15983216 wow, you sound like a huge pussy

3 hours later 15983380 Anonymous
>>15983340 Because for some reason I thought it was funny when she got angry. I figured it'd be worth the story. But there reaches a point where it's inappropriate. You don't want to reach that point.

3 hours later 15983414 Anonymous (nomorefeels.jpg 550x453 39kB)
>>15982074 >tfw no real goals in life >tfw you just want her to love you back

3 hours later 15983452 Anonymous
Alpha friends. I need help, and I'm not sure where to turn. I met a girl, she clearly likes me, I asked her on a date, but she was busy that night but she asked specifically for a "Rain Check" on the date. Now it's been a week, what should I do? Press the issue and text her and ask her if tomorrow is good? Or just leave the ball in her court?

3 hours later 15983549 Anonymous
>>15982224 >>15982904 >>15983414 I love you /fit/, I'll be back when I'm a shredded sick kunt and make y'all proud

3 hours later 15983612 Anonymous
>>15983549 go hard bro

3 hours later 15983642 Anonymous
I didn't want to start a new thread for this, so I just found the nearest >tfw no gf thread. There was a thread earlier today about that feeling when you realize that your emotions are just chemical processes that makes you feel inhuman. What was this called? De-something.

4 hours later 15983661 Anonymous (feeloverhere.png 768x582 147kB)


4 hours later 15983734 Anonymous (1351356315403.jpg 302x222 50kB)
>break up with girl last march >over the course of the next few months systematically date//fuck as many of her friends as I can >tfw see her passive aggressive status's on facebook about what I'm doing and her warning her friends. >tfw laying in bed with one of her friends and she tells me that my ex contacted her and told her a bunch of shit about me (mostly lies) >tfw still had sex with her Got through 6 of em over the summer, shes now dating some felon. Best summer ever.

4 hours later 15983876 Anonymous
>>15983452 Do something. I had this happen and I waited for the girl to set up a time that worked for her and we ended up never speaking again.

4 hours later 15984001 Anonymous
>>15983876 This, bro.

4 hours later 15984063 Anonymous
>>15983452 Don't text her, ring her.

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