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2012-11-06 08:33 15629405 Anonymous (1347096775723.jpg 396x385 88kB)
>meet qt pi >go have a date with her >good date, good convo, she asks to hang out at uni again >ok.jpg >monday >text her saying I'm at uni >replies 2 hrs later saying she couldn't come in today because of family, sorry, she'll see me tomorrow >tuesday >text her saying i'm at uni >no response 8 hours later what the fuck is up with these girls. Why do they waste my time with this stupid bullshit. Like, i ended up doing a few hours of study then watching the Melbourne Cup with some bros, but why does she give me all these positive signals then just not fucking reply to my texts? Any advice at this point? I'm thinking just let it go, but should i send her a message on fb or something letting her know that I don't think it's cool to ignore someone's texts like this?

4 min later 15629451 Anonymous
Mos peoplebwith autism are generally unaware at how bad it is. they just are blissfully unaware

4 min later 15629458 Mike Bee
>>15629405 Who gives a fuck. It's their way of (nicely) saying they're not interested, they've found something better, or they're a serial flaker. Move on, plenty more box out there.

5 min later 15629463 Anonymous
If they show even a little bit of being flaky, ditch them and never look back. So many other girls out there won't play that stupid game. Its best to completely ignore those who waste your time.

6 min later 15629473 Anonymous
i hate females why can't i just be gay? I'd be so much happier. >tfw can't find males attractive

6 min later 15629476 Anonymous
dont text, call. if she doesnt pick up leave a message saying, call me back i need your advice on something. when she calls you back say what should i wear on our next date, or something along those lines

7 min later 15629491 Anonymous
You're fucking beta op. If she replies fine if she doesn't who gives a shit about her.

7 min later 15629495 Anonymous
>>15629458 yeah man that's what i thought this is i actually like this one because she was actually early for the first date and then she's the one who asks me to hang out again... what the fuck? If you're not interested, why not fucking propose another date? Or after flaking the first time, why fucking commit a second time? Goddamn cunt

10 min later 15629526 Anonymous
>>15629473 iktfb I can't take women seriously because they all look like tarzan or some like cavemen to me. I don't know if it's the hair or just how stupid they are. If homosexuality wasn't so discriminate I'd prolly be gay.

10 min later 15629529 Anonymous
keep lifting, fuck her.. not literally.

11 min later 15629544 Anonymous (2592178-tarzan6.gif 461x375 70kB)
>>15629526 >tarzan what did you say you little bitch.

12 min later 15629559 Anonymous
>>15629526 discriminated* Sorry for autocorrect. >>15629544 lol'd

13 min later 15629563 Anonymous
"omg she didnt reply to me why dont girls like meeeeee T_____T" Go fuck yourself, OP.

13 min later 15629572 Anonymous (image.jpg 242x251 23kB)
The key is not to let yourself get feelings for her until she definitely has feelings for you. This has the bonus of added attraction because being less interested actually draws girls in.

13 min later 15629573 Anonymous
>>15629405 >what the fuck is up with these girls. what the fuck is up with you? why not go out with another chick in the meantime?

15 min later 15629594 Anonymous
>>15629573 I will, shithead. I'm not beta and I can get women. It just fucking phases me how you meet these girls, and they're one person, then you don't see them for a couple of days and try and get in touch with them to so things that they fucking asked me to do, and she just ignores me. Who the fuck does that? If one of my mates did that I would call him the fuck out on it. Anyway, at least now I won't have a gf for the summer music festivals. Beach seasoooooooon

16 min later 15629597 Anonymous
Are you sad because the weather is horrible OP? >tfw Melbourne's weather

16 min later 15629599 Anonymous
>no response 8 hours later "wahhh she's not giving me any attention" Maybe she's too busy living her life? You're worse than an emotional teenage girl, srsly. Go fuck yourself OP. sage/reported.

18 min later 15629623 Anonymous
>>15629594 yeah and yet you get winded up like this. if you actually had other options you wouldnt worry about this.

19 min later 15629627 Anonymous
>>15629599 >being bothered by people's lack of courtesy is somehow evil shut up cunt, i would deck your shit >>15629597 i live in sydney. u mirin?

19 min later 15629633 Anonymous
Or maybe someone realy died in her family, faggit. Just text her once if everything is alright...jeez

22 min later 15629662 Anonymous
Messaging her on Facebook would make you look like a butthurt beta and she will feel sorry for you. Just don't reply to the next message she sends you.

23 min later 15629678 Anonymous
If all else fails and you get butt- frustrated text her: "please respond" bitches always reply with this.

24 min later 15629682 Anonymous
>>15629627 well obviously you arent as important to her as she is to you and thats why you are upset. this also lets her know that you are the one chasing which just drives her away, because it makes her think you arent desireable to other women.

26 min later 15629703 Anonymous
>Girl interested in me >Text me saying she misses me >Ask her how we fix this situation (i was at work) >no response rest of the night Lolwut? Havent talked to her much in about a week. I like her, but ill be damned if I let her play these games with me.

28 min later 15629723 Anonymous (1344752348424.jpg 460x315 16kB)
>>15629703 this is this kind of shit i mean wish i could reach through my phone and punch her in the jaw. Men keep their word and women just are morons

29 min later 15629731 Anonymous
>girl messages me "Hey :) can we talk" >don't reply so she doesn't find out i can't carry on a conversation ALPHA AS FUCK

30 min later 15629742 Anonymous
>>15629405 Stop sending her messages, desperation doesn't work.

30 min later 15629743 Anonymous
>>15629703 >dat feel seriously, why do girls do this Fucking conversation flakes.

32 min later 15629759 Anonymous
>>15629703 just dont put her in the spotlight like that. she already made her move when she said she misses you, theres no need to force her to stroke your ego some more, its time to make your move by being proactive and more aggressive.

32 min later 15629760 Anonymous
Just fucking call her

33 min later 15629768 Anonymous
>>15629723 Yeah, I really don't understand it. I know she's into me, but she just got out of a relationship so I'm trying not to think too far into it. so im giving her space letting her come to me, working out harder than ever, doing my own thing. No reason to keep bothering til she figures her shit out.

35 min later 15629776 Anonymous (wtfmansloth.jpg 550x413 135kB)
>get messaged by a qt3.14 on pof >chat for a bit >she seems super into me >asks whether I have a cell >give her my number >she texts me >I text her back >this was 9 hours ago >still no response >she appears online on pof right at this moment Homosexuality, why aren't you in my dna

36 min later 15629790 Anonymous
>>15629759 what i meant with that was she might feel uncomfortable with showing 'too much interest' and wants you to take control - which would also be reassuring for her that you are indeed interested in her. you basically made her chase you which is fine up to some point when it backfires

37 min later 15629801 Anonymous
>>15629759 I'm aggressive with her, but I wasn't in the mood for trying to hang out with her as the night before she txt me.. >"yay off early" >"what are you going to do?" >"get some food, take dog for a walk" >"just got done working out and starving, lets get food together" >"oh i already ordered food, sorry.." didn't try to make plans with me after i said lets do something, not going to keep bothering. It shouldn't be difficult, so no big deal.

37 min later 15629808 Anonymous
>>15629776 i could turn you gay by fucking you in the ass ive turned tons of straight males to being gay like that

38 min later 15629815 Anonymous
>>15629776 holy shit this 100 times. What the fuck man I'm recently out of a 5 year relationship, so I've never had to deal with such bullshit. Experienced fitizens, how does one fucking deal with this bullshit? >please respond

38 min later 15629819 Anonymous
Ignore her in the meantime. Don't message her, just wait until she messages you. If she does, you wait a couple of hours to respond. >all of these wanabe alphas You'd be just as angry as OP.

39 min later 15629829 Anonymous
>>15629815 You don't You should have more interesting things in your life than the mindgames of some girl who didn't come out of puberty

39 min later 15629835 Anonymous (777.jpg 245x206 6kB)
>>15629808 You didn't turn them gay, they obviously had some curiosity, you just introduced them to buttsex

40 min later 15629839 Anonymous
>>15629776 >she texts me "Hi how are you doing? We should hang out some time ;)" >I text her back "Hi I'm fine you?"

41 min later 15629850 Anonymous (1351595903890.png 800x600 68kB)
>>15629405 Shit son, I have the exact opposite problem. I went on a date with an absolutely stunning girl, and now she won't leave me the fuck alone. I don't just get one text.. I get 3 in succession. These feels, they confuse me.

42 min later 15629853 Anonymous
I'd love being gay and I don't think my family or friends would have a problem with it but my brain isn't wired that way. I find homosexuality disgusting. Which makes me believe that it really is an affliction you're born with. Being gay would be so much easier than straight..

42 min later 15629857 Anonymous
>>15629790 I get what you're saying.. Its complicated, I cant force anything right now or be as aggressive as i'd like since she just got out of a 1.5 yr relationship a month ago. She's said she just wants to be single for a bit, but showed a lot of interest in me in the meantime. Im just being patient for now, not tryin to rush..

43 min later 15629866 Anonymous
>>15629829 >You should have more interesting things in your life than the mindgames of some girl who didn't come out of puberty Thats what I've been doing, just fucking wait for them to respond. Sometimes they geniunely forgot/fell asleep/etc. and they get back to me later (or via some other communications channel), sometimes they just fucking suck and never get back. Just feels, I dunno, stupid. Fucking women and their stupid stupid games.

43 min later 15629872 Anonymous
>>15629627 deck? fellow yu-gi-oh player brah?

43 min later 15629874 Anonymous (lolmax.jpg 960x960 177kB)
>get message from /fit/ qt pi on okc asking if I'd like to go out for a drink >exchange phone numbers, make plans via text to meet up the following week >text her a few days later to confirm >no response

44 min later 15629889 Anonymous
another possibility: its her way of shit-testing you. in that case, showing any desperation or neediness (even if you just call her out on it) is the worst thing you could do.

45 min later 15629892 Anonymous
All I can say is that you can't disregard them too easily every time. I disregarded every female I had a flirt with instantly at the slightest sign of doubt which was a nice and easy experience but only got me into bed with two girls over the last three years and both relationships didn't hold longer than a month.

45 min later 15629897 Anonymous
>>15629599 but it wont

46 min later 15629900 Anonymous
>>15629874 >text her The worst part is that you don't realize what you did wrong

47 min later 15629910 Anonymous
>>15629857 then try a sexual and not a romantic approach

47 min later 15629914 Anonymous
>>15629559 So you're saying societal pressures force you to be heterosexual when in actuality you're homosexual?

48 min later 15629917 Anonymous
>>15629900 So, I should have called? Clearly I'm bad at this. I never had issues with dating when I was in school, but since I've been out, it's been a disaster.

48 min later 15629920 Anonymous
>>15629889 >another possibility: its her way of shit-testing you. Thats fucking retarded, I'm not 16 anymore, these stupid games are retarded. I can handle them not being interested or whatever, but if they are interested, fuck people who can't hold a goddamn conversation or at least excuse themselves if they are busy / appologize if they ignore you. This has nothing to do with desperation or wanting her to want you, its common fucking courtesy, If I ignore a buddies text (on purpose or on accident) I apollogize or get back to them as soon as I can, even if the subject of the text/call is irrelevent now

49 min later 15629932 Anonymous
>>15629920 >thinking self-centered whores care about this kind of stuff

49 min later 15629934 Anonymous
>>15629910 Crack sexual jokes and hits with her all the time when we hang out.. She does the same, but when it comes down to it I can tell she ain't ready. Been with enough women to know when the time is right..

49 min later 15629936 Anonymous
>>15629917 >So, I should have called? Yes Another thing: don't hold a long conversation, just ask her what she's doing blablah, say you're going out etc, if you can choose between ordering something or asking, order. That's pretty much it

49 min later 15629943 Anonymous (1351370873367.gif 633x758 14kB)
women are complicated as fuck that's why I never gave a crap about them >tfw 21 years old hugless kissless virgin >tfw fap once a day >tfw I don't care about finding a girlfriend >tfw university student >tfw top gpa >tfw will probably be accepted for a Phd >tfw life's good

51 min later 15629953 Anonymous
>>15629839 >hi im fine She doesn't care how you're doing the point of the text was to hang out

51 min later 15629960 Anonymous
>>15629936 Thank you. I have pretty beta tendencies I guess.

52 min later 15629972 Anonymous
>>15629943 mah nigga

53 min later 15629974 Anonymous
>>15629960 You'll learn by doing it and being able to notice what you did wrong And if you can't notice anything being wrong, try stuff you don't know how it'll turn out That's the way pretty much everything related to improvement works

53 min later 15629975 Anonymous
>>15629405 I know this frustration very well. It's likely a case of she thinks your okay but sbe's not that into you, so she's just stringing you along as a back-up she has no commitment to. Let it go. Do NOT message her about how you find her behavior unacceptable, that will gain you nothing.

53 min later 15629985 Anonymous
>>15629953 Clearly doesn't get that >>15629776 >>15629839 Are different posters and >>15629839 is trying to imply >>15629776 is an aspie

54 min later 15629990 Anonymous
>>15629405 I'd just let it go and stop initiating anything with her, had a similar experience with a college girl, turns out she has a ton of guy friends she hangs out with daily who are her "study buddies" and she goes out to eat all the time, on their tab of course. So I figured she just leads people on like she did me, but those guys just stick around because they think they have some kind of chance. She has a dozen guy jumping through hoops for her. Nope after she flaked the first 2 times I was just like fuck it, moved on.

54 min later 15629997 Anonymous
>>15629405 delete her number, if she texts you anyway tell her to go fuck herself

55 min later 15629998 Anonymous
squatz n outz Squat lower faggot! zyzz brah

55 min later 15630000 Anonymous
>>15629934 well that sucks then. ive been in a similar situation and it took me almost half a year despite the sexual tension and obvious interest. on the bright side, it was worth it.

56 min later 15630009 Anonymous
>>15629974 Were it not for your comment, though, I would have had no idea what I was doing wrong. This sort of thing has been happening a lot, so I've obviously realized the problem is with me, but I have no clue what to do the majority of the time. I'm pretty retarded when it comes to interacting with women I guess. Like I said, it was never an issue in school. I got laid all the time without even trying. Girls always approached me. Now it's a whole new ball game.

57 min later 15630024 Anonymous
>text girl >talking well >she suggests we have dinner >then says "oh, I've got a family dinner tomorrow, I'll book for the day after" >text her on the day >no response >text the day after, no response

57 min later 15630025 Anonymous
What kind of sexual jokes are you talking about? For example on a halloween party I was dressed as a banana and made the girls all touchy, teased them with loving my banana, not biting it, breathing hard when they rubbed to me (seriously, do you even alcohol?) etc. Do you guys mean that kind of stuff?

58 min later 15630030 Anonymous
>>15630024 CALL HER YOU FUCK JESUS CHRIST

58 min later 15630031 Anonymous
>>15629985 whether the two posts are connected isnt relevance to my point

59 min later 15630043 Anonymous
>implying this homosexual omega aspie board knows anything about women

59 min later 15630044 Anonymous
>>15630000 Yeah, its all right though.. In the end things will work out. Shes a girl that has a lot of qualities i really like, and i'm at the age where im looking to settle down, so don't want to fuck this one up. Meanwhile I'll keep lifting and making myself better. She's always mirin my muscles so it works out well

59 min later 15630048 Anonymous
>>15629920 OP here, this is my fucking point. I don't want to date some little princess who's all entitled and plays fucking mind games and shit. I act like an adult in my communication with other people, and all my MALE friends act like adults in their conversations with me. "hey brah wanna hang out?" "sorry bro i'm busy". FINE, THAT'S FUCKING OK. not passive agressive "make a plan then flake on it" that you get from goddamn immature females. If a guy ignores my text i will fucking ask him about it, and I have never got a response that didn't adequately explain it. Furthermore, in the one case where a guy was sick of me and didn't want to hang out, HE FUCKING TOLD ME. AND I SAID THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP, THATS GODDAMN FUCKING OK. HANDLING THE SITUATION LIKE PROPER ADULTS, not like fucking kids. >that goddamn feel when not homo

1 hours later 15630058 Anonymous
>>15629943 Your power level... Its over... over 9000!

1 hours later 15630076 Anonymous
>>15630048 Good way to handle things anon. I also do this. Go direct.

1 hours later 15630078 Anonymous (ICANTBELIVE THIS SHIT.jpg 247x252 7kB)
>go out to bar in san fran >girl reading book next to me at a bar on sat night >open her up, da fuck are you doing with a book? >blah blah blah blah >hit it off, laughing and drinking >starts getting flirty >next thing I know she grabs me and we start making out >fuck yeah >hey, i have to go but ill see you later tonight, i promise >aight, later >she sends texts "blah blah bla" dont remember >reply >never hear back BUT YOU MADE OUT WITH ME, and SAID WE'D HANG OUT LATER I EVEN GOT CONDEMS FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU >mfw

1 hours later 15630087 Anonymous
>>15630078 Refer to >>15630030

1 hours later 15630105 Anonymous
>hooked up with girl get her number after >don't call, few days later she comments on my fb, just "like it" >wait a few more days, tell her we should get coffee sometime. >she asks why I didn't call sooner >tell her I was busy, she doesn't say anything about getting coffee. >chit chat sporadically, she tells me sweet dreams. I don't respond. >two days later I text her, "I'm buying you some coffee Saturday then we can go to the bar". >her response "perfect =)" 8/10 chick That's how it's done boys.

1 hours later 15630114 Anonymous (1337889771531.png 387x429 29kB)
>>15630025 pls

1 hours later 15630127 Anonymous
>>15629943 Honestly, keep on keeping on. Fuck bitches get money. >tfw I can't just have sex with women, I actually have to talk to them >women

1 hours later 15630140 Anonymous
>>15630127 Well you can, but it costs money

1 hours later 15630143 Anonymous
>>15630087 You're supposed to call her even when she's texting you?

1 hours later 15630156 Anonymous
>>15630143 Wait fifteen minutes or half an hour then call her Never appoint a meetup through facebook or texts with a girl you just met

1 hours later 15630166 Anonymous (Kate+Nash+6_www_hqparadise_hu[1].jpg 500x750 266kB)
>>15630048 maybe you're not direct with your girls >most don't play games when i tell them clearly what's going to happen. >be assertive you limpdick plebeian ladyboys

1 hours later 15630181 Eponymous
>text a girl for a while, only get a few texts back over the course of a week >say fuck it, stop texting her completely for 2 weeks >she starts trying really hard to hang out, put it off for a while then agree to meet up one night and that's how I got someone to touch my penis for the very first time

1 hours later 15630210 Anonymous
Would she have flaked with zyzz? No. The problem lies with you OP.

1 hours later 15630247 Anonymous
>>15630210 Unless she's a necrophile yeah she would

1 hours later 15630259 Anonymous
Had a really depressing one last week. >On POF Monday, checking my Viewed Me page. >One of them is an attractive and very sweet sounding woman a few years older than me. >Looks out of my league (profession listed as lawyer), but fuck it. I message her. >She messages back, having apparently liked my dumb Ally McBeal joke. >We chat back and forth and it quickly becomes apparent that she is actually a military officer in the same branch I'm enlisting in. (I listed my branch on my page, she had no indication of anything military on hers.) >I tell her it was nice talking to her but because of fraternization rules we couldn't really pursue anything and wished her well and goodbye. Basically hey I just met you and this is crazy, but we could get dishonorably discharged for dating, so let's not do this maybe. >She quickly messages me to ask me out to dinner. >At great risk to her career and against my own attempt to cut ties with her, she still wants to meet me. >I am not accustomed to this feel. >Charmed, I agree. We talk back and forth and set a date, then agree to talk tomorrow to sort out the remaining details. >She's very enthusiastic and looking forward to meeting me. >I spend the next day drunk on the excitement of it all. An amazing woman is thrilled at the idea of meeting ME. >Get on POF later that day. >WTF, our message history is gone. She's not on my Viewed Me page anymore, either. >Run a search on her username. >She deleted her account. I felt like I was punched in the stomach. She was so enthusiastic about meeting me I just never saw anything like this coming. I don't even know if she messaged me before deleting her account, maybe with her number, because POF just erases all that when someone closes their account. It might not sound like much, but... I let myself get emotionally connected after talking to her and I still feel like shit about it. Never care, lads. It will never serve you.

1 hours later 15630269 Anonymous
>>15629920 >>15630048 its not so much a mind game, its simply forcing a reaction. the shit test is in most cases in one way or another somehow rude or offensive to see if you lose your shit or are in fact as confident as you pretend to be.

1 hours later 15630278 timbo timbo (timbo manouver.jpg 680x249 106kB)
Text her: "[coffee/other establishment of your choice] at 6pm, yes or no" THEN DO NOT REPLY NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS UNLESS IT IS TO REARRANGE THE TIME. better advice, you will not find. ps my friends call me timbo cause i was in one of justin timberlake's videos bustin some moves in case u wanna say i can't dance n shit TIMBOOOOOOOOO (for international solidarity, social justice, democracy and PEACE)

1 hours later 15630283 Anonymous
>>15630278 timbo.....is that really you? hnnnnng

1 hours later 15630307 Anonymous
>>15630278 you keep copies of your own posts?

1 hours later 15630310 timbo timbo (timbo religion.jpg 280x323 48kB)
>>15630283 yup bark wit me if ur my DaWG. I pledge fairness to all, to defend the weak, and vanquish the evil.

1 hours later 15630332 timbo timbo (timbo_more.jpg 298x153 23kB)
>>15630307 yes because common sense isn't common and niggaz be askin same questions all the time. gotta divide and conqueeeeeeeeer maaaaaaaaaan i think i have most of my own threads saved from 2007+ which together would form a compendium of pussy slaying and dealin with da clubzzzz 'n shit

1 hours later 15630339 Anonymous
>>15630259 Buyer's remorse

1 hours later 15630347 Anonymous
>>15630332 you should provide them for all the people who missed out on your wisdom back when you were actually active here.

1 hours later 15630350 Anonymous
>>15630332 Why don't you post more often? /fit/ could really use some more timbo these days.

1 hours later 15630394 Anonymous
>>15630332 I'd be interested in the teachings of that archive

1 hours later 15630437 Anonymous
>being in a timbo thread I knew staying awake was worth it.

1 hours later 15630476 Anonymous
ITT:archaeology general >are you an archaeologist? >What's that ? >do you not know how to use google? >Yea, I do actually.. >so you know what an archaeologist is now, then? >Don't message me with that bullshit. If you wanna get blocked, I would be glad to block you(: >lol u mad? anyway, i ask because i have a large bone here that needs to be examined >I don't give a fuck ? >it doesnt really matter, the fact you didn't know what an archaeologist is leads me to believe you dont fit the qualifications, and, further, that you might be too stupid to hold a conversation

1 hours later 15630492 Anonymous
>>15630437 >tfw So help me ripp if this thread dies before I wake up

1 hours later 15630499 timbo (Timbo Signal.jpg 495x419 114kB)
>>15630347 yeah i'm thinking about releasing that shit in PDF format, it's just alot of stuff >>15630350 because i was busy my friend, but i'll try to post more often. make the world a better place for u and for me and all the well endowed women

1 hours later 15630514 Anonymous
>are you an archaeologist? >do i look like one? >yes, and i have a large bone that needs to be examined >well i'm sorry but i'm no archaeologist. I'm actually a doctor who specializes in removing bones that certain men like yourself shouldn't have so gtfo before its too late! >youre a musculoskeletal oncologist? that is interesting. i think i could utilize your services in removing said bone from my pants >-________- >s-so when can i make an appointment?

2 hours later 15630639 Anonymous
>>15629405 >"Hey, look I don't really wanna play mind games and fuck around with this chase bullshit. I thought you weren't like all those other girls, that's what made you stand out in my books. But you're starting to give me the impression that I was wrong about you. If you want to hang out for real and not play these silly childish games then call me, otherwise go fuck with someone else's head. >Peace." Maybe not in those words, but if you are genuine and she's playing mind games, tell her how it is. Don't fuck around and be a pussy. Bitches love to fuck with guys heads, it makes them feel wanted. So if you shut her down early there might be a chance for her to realise you're not going to tolerate her bullshit and she'll cut it out. Otherwise, move the fuck on. she's not worth your godliness.

2 hours later 15630682 Anonymous
>>15630639 still sounds butthurt, even with other words

2 hours later 15630731 timbo (timbo kata.jpg 234x292 47kB)
>>15630639 Too butthurt. if you send her this she will have a legit reason to get angry at you. She'll accuse you of having bad assumptions about her and she will drop you for real. You can't shame/pity these hoes into going out with you, this isn't Phoenix Wright ace attorney u have 2 options my african american friend a) do as i say b) become gay

2 hours later 15630789 Anonymous
>>15630731 timbo, please teach me how to dougie. I feel like that's the key to winning a girl's heart.

2 hours later 15630800 Anonymous
>>15630731 you don't think it seems clingy? This is two days now that I've texted her, and today she didn't respond at all.

2 hours later 15630828 timbo timbo (Timbo-Spread-gun.jpg 314x377 55kB)
ever played Contra? the one with the lasers, missiles and spread gun? u gotta be like the spread gun man hit as many targets at the same time instead of trying to fire a big kamehahaha laser that takes 3 months to charge up these girls man they be testing the waters and you are probably one of the many dudes she's into u gotta spread ur bullets (be careful that they don't hit the womb tho lmao make love not babies) and don't get butthurt when these girls suddenly stop talking.. it's not polite to talk with a dick in ur mouth and they know this so move oooooooooon like genhghis khaaaaaan

2 hours later 15630857 Anonymous
>>15630828 im monitoring dis traed

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