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2012-10-02 05:21 15003768 Anonymous (KATICAphoto.jpg 288x216 70kB)
Sup /vg/ I'm a high school drop out and I'm poor as fuck, and I live in Serbia. I can't afford to go to a gym, and I can't afford any equipment. I'm a fat faggot and I don't know shit about working out. I've read the sticky. Anything else I should know?

0 min later 15003779 Anonymous
eat less move more

0 min later 15003780 Anonymous
woops sup /fit/* saying sup /vg/ just shows how much of a faggot I really am

1 min later 15003786 Anonymous
>>15003768 jeez i'm glad i'm not you OP

3 min later 15003822 Anonymous
>>15003768 Do gymnastics. Since you're a fatty, you'll get hilariously strong. Gymnasts are all small and light. If you're taller and heavier, the stuff gets harder, maybe even impossible, but it'll still make you stronger.

3 min later 15003823 Anonymous
>>15003786 you should be

5 min later 15003840 Anonymous
Bodyweight exercises OP. Find yourself a pull up bar, or make one. If neither are an option, find a tree branch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO-Y8KGHMko&feature=plcp

6 min later 15003846 Anonymous
Lifting heavy requires a pretty good amount of finance through gym memberships,equipment and nutrition. My reccomendation is to become a long distance runner or sprinter. All it requires is a big open field and no fucking excuses.

6 min later 15003853 Anonymous
>>15003768 >fat >poor as fuck How the even?

7 min later 15003865 OP
did I mention I also have Gyno

8 min later 15003880 Anonymous
Kill a man in public and go to a Serbian prison. I'm sure they'll make a man out of you there. >>15003853 Poor food is cheap because it's so damn unhealthy. You should take a stroll by your nearby ghetto and prepare to be repulsed by half of the places they call "restaurants"

10 min later 15003896 Anonymous
>>15003880 If you have the money to eat at a restaurant you ain't that poor brah. Have you ever had to eat nothing but beans and rice for entire months with only water to drink? After a while you start wanting to vomit at the sight of rice and beans

13 min later 15003932 Anonymous
>>15003880 >poor food is cheap NO IT ISN'T FUCK I don't know what it's like in Serbia but I have a feeling that a 1lb of meat from the grocer is still cheaper than a 1lb of hamburgers from mcdonalds.

15 min later 15003944 Anonymous
>>15003896 I'll tell you how I see it, because half of my family lives there. Either they go out to these restaurants and eat cheap with terrible ill prepared food, or they buy shit on their own and drown it in lard and oil. Ironically enough, a big portion of the obese population is in low income areas. Welfare abuse and government stipend also comes to play in all this as well, which separates them from people like you who have been on the verge of starvation.

16 min later 15003956 Anonymous
....is that you in the picture OP?

17 min later 15003970 OP
>>15003956 no And thanks for the help so far

18 min later 15003977 Anonymous
>>15003780 Ouch. Anyhoo, start running. Just run. For now, aim for time (~30 minutes, f.e). Then, as you progress (more distance travelled in the 30 minutes) and weight being lost, start doing HIIT. Hill sprints and shit. As long as you do shit and eat less of the shit, you'll do well.

18 min later 15003980 Anonymous
Jebem mu mater, nemoj da kenjas i cmizdrish tu, radi sklekove i slichno, kupuj zitarice u rinfuzu i piletinu! A za srednju shkolu si majmun, ja varim svaki dan i nista nisam uchio a upisao sam fakultet, prekini da budes propalitet. Srecno

19 min later 15003991 Anonymous
>>15003932 Not once in my post did I say it was cheaper than going to a store. I just said it was cheap. In Washington heights you can have a tremendous plate of overfried tenders and saturated fries for $4.99. Sounds to me like OP was just taking advantage of either mom's cooking or the local food.

19 min later 15003999 Anonymous
Move to switzerland, like all other yugoslavs did... still better than albanians...

20 min later 15004007 Anonymous
Go back to school and fix your life OP

22 min later 15004024 Anonymous
>>15003991 No but you strongly implied that the unhealthy food was more affordable than going to the grocer. Don't even try to deny that. Also, fries? Cheap? Are you kidding me? You could have bought a fucking bag of potatoes for that.

23 min later 15004040 Anonymous
>>15003880 Where I live (in a post commie country): it is not. It's way cheaper to cook meal at home than to eat in the cheapest fastfood. Chips, nachos and sweets are (mostly) cheap but it's impossible to live on them. All it takes to cook good meal is will. That's a fact. Few evenings on learning basics of nutrition, smart shoping with plan (plan made once a week) and trying. It's not that much.

26 min later 15004091 Anonymous
>>15004007 This. Get your shit worked out OP before you even think about using money for a gym membership.

33 min later 15004195 Anonymous
>>15004024 >>15004040 My original point being the overall quality of the food, and I opted for a specific example. I suppose next time I'll elaborate further with "restaurants & groceries". >Also, fries? Cheap? Are you kidding me? I don't think you understand how the average ghetto nigger mind works. Also as I mentioned before, unlike you and others in this thread, these people don't care about saving money and eating at home due to taking advantage of welfare.

35 min later 15004208 Anonymous
>>15004195 TL;DR OP, stop eating stupid shit, and go out for a damn run like I will in 5.

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