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2021-02-14 04:41 28660217 Anonymous (9B62A477-AD3E-4D7E-B571-88CC9C9C9E68.jpg 480x480 87kB)
GF just found out I own LINK

1 min later 28660276 Anonymous
>>28660217 I blew it so bad bros. I want to die

4 min later 28660460 Anonymous
>>28660276 Why is it blown anon? Is she mad? Wants you to sell?

5 min later 28660515 Anonymous
>>28660217 DID she say something along the lines of “WE should sell?”

6 min later 28660584 Anonymous
>>28660217 Wait a few days, tell her you gambled it away on some shit token like Doge. Be depressed and cry for a week. Then move on. Problem solved

6 min later 28660598 Anonymous
“Babe I really think we should sell some of our link”

6 min later 28660611 Anonymous
>>28660217 How did she find out? Has she started saying a lot of 'we' things like >>28660515

6 min later 28660615 Anonymous
>>28660460 >>28660515 No but now she can just check the fucking price and know stuff about it. Drives me insane. She doesn’t know how much I have and she wants me to hold long term. But if we break up she can tell people about it. I’ll have to move if we break up

6 min later 28660620 Anonymous (Bored Anime Girl.jpg 483x589 79kB)
>gf just found out I own three different sex bots all modeled after Greta Thunberg at different stages of development

6 min later 28660626 Anonymous
>>28660584 Based

8 min later 28660718 Anonymous
>>28660611 I let it slip in the car like a FUCKING RETARD. I was talking about crypto loans and accidentally said “Then I can convert the Link into Tether” and I tried to play it off like a computer link but she knew immediately because she herself bought some ETH

8 min later 28660755 Anonymous
>>28660615 >doesn’t know how much I have Then you have 5-10. No worries

9 min later 28660798 Anonymous
>>28660755 I wanted complete stealth. I blew it

9 min later 28660803 Anonymous (tumblr_lxajavE6Cx1qjjfwm540.gif 245x200 496kB)
>>28660598 TOP KEK

10 min later 28660840 Anonymous
>>28660755 LOL linklet larp

11 min later 28660905 Anonymous (54EDFAA4-2C78-448F-8401-4798E0BDEF9F.jpg 1167x634 98kB)
>>28660598 >>28660803 Exactly the second we get into any financial trouble she knows I have this asset. SHE FUCKING KNOWS. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

21 min later 28661543 Anonymous
>>28660798 just say you have 5 and sold them for a nice dinner with her and now you have none :)

22 min later 28661600 Anonymous
>>28660217 also post story how she even got aware of it!!

23 min later 28661643 Anonymous
>>28660276 dump her

23 min later 28661647 Anonymous
>>28660620 Based

23 min later 28661662 Anonymous
>>28660217 It's over OP, she found out you were gay, might as well just sell it all now.

23 min later 28661666 Anonymous
>>28661543 I second this

25 min later 28661766 Anonymous
my worst idea ever was to tell my gf about my cryptos, never do that if possible

27 min later 28661856 Anonymous
>>28661766 why? they retarded or something?

27 min later 28661901 Anonymous
>>28660615 >I’ll have to move if we break up So you live in a 3rd world shithole controlled by criminal gangs. Got it.

27 min later 28661906 Anonymous
>>28660905 You'll never be able to trust her motives again anon. Be suspicious going forward. Do not marry if she starts hinting or pressuring. If your relationship does escalate, launder that shit and get it off the grid as best you can so she can't claim half of it. Be a provider, not a piggy bank. Funds must be safu.

30 min later 28662053 Anonymous
>>28660217 How did she find out?

35 min later 28662323 Anonymous
>>28662053 I was talking about crypto loans and accidentally said Link instead of ‘my crypto’ which I have been saying for 3 FUCKING years

45 min later 28662910 Anonymous
Just dump her. Not worth the hassle.

49 min later 28663124 Anonymous
>>28660718 What then she would be afraid you would tell people about her ether. Why are you making a problem out of this, seems like another thing to talk about. Maybe you should just go back to banging randos if you need this much privacy.

49 min later 28663144 Anonymous
no, but if ur not in crypto scene you dont know how this thing works and because i know better i want to be that who controls things.. basically zero reason to let anybody close to you who doesnt understand let you affect ur decisions

52 min later 28663319 Anonymous
>>28661543 Best move. They can know you hold, but never know how much.

53 min later 28663385 Anonymous
>>28663124 You should never tell a woman about your money situation anon. If we get married she gets half now and she knows exactly what it is

54 min later 28663438 Anonymous
>>28663385 *gets half in the inevitable divorce

56 min later 28663554 Anonymous
>>28660798 YOU BLEW IT

56 min later 28663588 Anonymous
>>28662323 who cares. she already knew you had crypto. literally everything in crypto moons eventually so who cares if its link or pajeetcoin

58 min later 28663700 Anonymous
>>28660217 What a mistake bro. My wife has no idea we just got married last year and baby on the way been together 3.5 years. She has no fucking clue at all what crypto is. 50k link holder here

59 min later 28663722 Anonymous
i bought my first bitcoins 2013, got like 20 btc and told my brother about that, he was very much against idea of cryptos.. he told that everything is speculation and soon everything crashes and i should sell those shitty btc and buy some etf instead.. so i did that, even i didnt fully agreed to his beliefs and i know that in different scenario that might work and his beliefs might be correct, but nowadays i like to think that i know this business better than those who are not in the scene and dont let anyone else to affect my decisions, if everything crashes, at least i know that it was fully my decision to HODL and not to sell

1 hours later 28663775 Anonymous
>told GF about uni airdrop >Sold 3/4 for 2k >She advised against it She was right

1 hours later 28663873 Anonymous
>>28663722 Ya some people they just aren’t open minded. One of my boys I’m just like buy some link back in 2017 and he would come up w the lamest reasons not to he’d say how can you guarantee itlll go up. I’m like this guy is a fucking idiot. This week he’s like man teach me how to buy some link. He’s going to buy it at 125x what it was when I told him about it first. Lazy fucks lose basically

1 hours later 28663916 Anonymous
>>28660598 >our topkek

1 hours later 28663938 Anonymous
>>28663700 Extremely based. You played it perfectly. How does it feel to be a millionaire bro? I’m in 6 fig hell

1 hours later 28664130 Anonymous
>>28660276 Why? It's the perfect shit test. If a woman changes because of your money then she's shit and you move on. The woman you'll want to spend more on won't care about your linkies.

1 hours later 28664140 Anonymous
>>28663938 Tbh it doesn’t feel that different fren. When you’re a holder you just hodl you know. Whether my stack was 500k or 2M it’s like I’m holding either way. It’s nice knowing my research paid off and knowing that we were correct here at biz while the haters got blown out the water.

1 hours later 28664264 Anonymous
>>28664140 Btw I’m still living pretty cheap as fuck. Like I didn’t add guac at chipotle Bc of the price. Old habits die hard

1 hours later 28664447 Anonymous
How the hell does /biz/ have horrible gfs/women/wives? I blame all the thotposting here and in crypto tgs, you faggots have forgot what a quality woman is actually like.

1 hours later 28664471 Anonymous
>>28660217 You picked the wrong woman. My GF found out I own link and is giving me monthly checks because she believes in my investment skills Find someone who trusts and believes in you. A rarity for women I know, but it's worth it in the long run

1 hours later 28664729 Anonymous
>>28662323 What would you rather have, Link or a gf?

1 hours later 28664979 Anonymous
>>28664130 This is a good point.

1 hours later 28665044 Anonymous
>>28664264 That’s pretty admirable, /make it/ mentality for sure

1 hours later 28665304 Anonymous
>>28660217 take your meds problem solved

1 hours later 28665517 Anonymous
>>28664471 Do you not find it weird how women would never invest in this in the first place but a loyal women would rather you hold onto it?

1 hours later 28665651 Anonymous
>>28664729 You know the answer to that fren

1 hours later 28665717 Anonymous (1597093634531.jpg 125x113 2kB)
>>28661901 oh wow this motherfuck might be right. op is a sandnigger and probably scammed those coins :O op go fuck yourself!!

1 hours later 28665843 Anonymous
>>28664447 I only have myself to blame. 56k link here and the only quality girls imo are of the elven variety with very pointy ears and pale feet

1 hours later 28666184 Anonymous
>>28665843 What are your sell points? I’m worried I’m gonna hold into the next bear market and be fucked for 3-4 more years

1 hours later 28666269 Anonymous
>>28660217 Link to what?

1 hours later 28666303 Anonymous
>>28660615 Mumbai Street Diarrhea

1 hours later 28666359 Anonymous
>>28662323 Women are stupid. They think big number = better so she will think you have almost nothing since it's only $34 compared to Bitcoin's $48k

1 hours later 28666432 Anonymous
>>28660620 THIS ONE--->KEK KEK KEK KEK

1 hours later 28666435 Anonymous
>>28666184 Be proud of the bear market. If it crabs for 3 years it just means staking will skyrocket after. I'm not selling a single fucking link cuz I'm staking it all and to make sure I'm one of the few lt. Col left on this shit board

1 hours later 28666493 Anonymous
>>28660598 The kiss of death

1 hours later 28666531 Anonymous
>>28666435 Lt colonel as well. Still enjoy biz easy to see through the fuds

1 hours later 28667091 Anonymous
My wife knows that i have like 7k in crypto (after starting 3 months ago) and she wants me to hodl. I told her it is a savings fund for the kids and she agrees.

2 hours later 28668411 Anonymous
>>28667091 Tell her ass to invest herself.

2 hours later 28668494 Anonymous
>>28663700 Link guy doesn't pass my physiognomy check but I could be fucking wrong bros good luck

2 hours later 28668750 Anonymous
>>28661666 checked and agreed

2 hours later 28668803 Anonymous
>>28660217 shes ur gf not ur wife

2 hours later 28668984 Anonymous
>>28668494 Kek I gotta cap this and post it when we hit $1K, will be the crown juel (heh) of my nolinker collection

2 hours later 28669790 Anonymous
>>28660217 run

2 hours later 28669796 Anonymous (pepe-purple-bladerunner.jpg 796x422 130kB)
>>28660217

2 hours later 28669957 Anonymous
>>28660217 fucking sever

2 hours later 28670050 Sage
>>28660217 You know nothing will happen you narcissistic faggot dink holders just like attention. You just wanted to brag that you have a gf(either overweight or asian) and you own dink. You’re gonna get rug pulled one day sage

2 hours later 28670272 Anonymous (Unnieshenlo.png 566x414 265kB)
>>28660217 wuh oh. dump it. also, GTFO of 10% of your LINK for UNN, stat.

2 hours later 28670324 Anonymous
>>28660217 >cash out 1% of your LINK >hopefully this is a few grand if you are an OG LINKmarine >"okay babe I sold, let's treat ourselves" >Now you "don't own any more LINK"

2 hours later 28670377 Anonymous (bobooooooooooo.jpg 239x211 5kB)
My gf found out yesterday that I spent my entire net worth of MCDC. She left me. I tried to tell her it'll go back up but she didn't stop.

2 hours later 28670418 Anonymous
>>28670324 fr this

2 hours later 28670524 Anonymous (1609785914123.webm 276x272 204kB)
>>28660598

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