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2021-02-14 01:45 28648598 Anonymous (images (16).jpg 638x478 19kB)
One of the smartest men in the world, who predicted the 2008 financial crash and made billions, is investing in water. A fast depleting resource which will be a huge cause of conflict, will create millions of refugees, and be the cause of general global unrest in the coming decades. Why aren't you investing in water anon?

1 min later 28648667 Anonymous
>>28648598 Through which investment vehicles?

2 min later 28648747 Anonymous
>>28648598 I just bought a 15 pack of water bottles at the store.

3 min later 28648828 Anonymous
>>28648667 See >>28648747

3 min later 28648859 Anonymous
>>28648598 A water cloud just flew over my house

4 min later 28648905 Anonymous
>>28648598 >invest in the thing that literally falls from the sky >invest in the thing that comprises the majority of earth's surface area >invest in the thing I piss out into the toilet four times a day

4 min later 28648917 Anonymous
>>28648598 not OP watching big short and immediately becoming a genius. anything but that

4 min later 28648920 Anonymous
>>28648667 Short soda bro

4 min later 28648958 Anonymous
>>28648598 >Fast depleting resource This is the most retarded statement I have ever seen. All nations that are not subhumans have abundance of it, and the rest literally can kill themselves and the civilization only wins.

4 min later 28648970 Anonymous
>>28648859 >>28648920 kek

4 min later 28648979 Anonymous
>>28648598 I live in a temperate rain forest, though. Does this mean I'm rich?

5 min later 28648998 Anonymous
>>28648859 kek

5 min later 28649015 Anonymous (1608122537588.jpg 1280x720 264kB)
>>28648598

6 min later 28649098 Anonymous
>>28648958 most nations have to put toxic chemicals in their water to make it drinkable lol

6 min later 28649109 Anonymous
>>28648859 Kek

6 min later 28649136 Anonymous
>>28648598 All water stocks are sky high. That is why I cannot follow him.

7 min later 28649152 Anonymous
>>28649098 >What is ozone? Retard.

7 min later 28649216 Anonymous
>>28648598 the water thing was just a meme they made up for the movie Burry's biggest trades are being short Tesla and bitcoin right now

8 min later 28649221 Anonymous
>>28648598 man, I live and work in regional Aus and have a bit to do with rural water corps. Water is cooked, legitimately. Big business has already driven the price of water up to the point where farmers are either selling their land "dry" to overseas chink farmers, or roping. I don't know enough about to have a valid or informed opinion, but the unrest you speak of is already happening.

8 min later 28649225 Anonymous
>>28648905 do you only piss 4 times a day anon? You should hydrate more

8 min later 28649241 Anonymous
>>28648598 This guy is so overrated

8 min later 28649291 Anonymous
>>28648598 I love Burry but at the same time you can't deny we as a planet access to a SHIT LOAD of water and all it would take to break a supply hold is a new advancement in desalinization

9 min later 28649330 Anonymous
>>28649152 as if they will acrually do that

9 min later 28649343 Anonymous
>>28648598 Surely there's some way to filter that bigass pool we call the ocean, right?

9 min later 28649381 Anonymous
>>28648859 kek

10 min later 28649417 Anonymous (5BD2D890-76EE-4F7F-BF52-48E13E540A94.png 600x580 533kB)
>>28648859 Kek

11 min later 28649464 Anonymous
>>28648667 Take physical deliveries of water barrels

11 min later 28649473 Anonymous
>>28649291 The alternative is to break a demand by hydroponics, like they do it in Israel.

12 min later 28649554 Anonymous
>>28649330 In my country they do exactly that. Don't live in a shithole, I guess.

13 min later 28649633 Anonymous
>>28649015 >That's a very nice haircut, did you do it yourself?

13 min later 28649643 Anonymous
>>28648598 You gotta be such a dumb nigger to think planet earth is running out of water

13 min later 28649683 Anonymous
>>28649343 It's called reverse osmosis. You just need a pump that can supply 400 ft of head.

18 min later 28649985 Anonymous
>>28649643 nigger nigger nigger

18 min later 28649989 Anonymous
i followed burry on gamestop and made a killing. im filling up 5 gallon buckets with the water hose at my parents house as we speak. this shit is gonna make me rich

19 min later 28650063 Anonymous
>>28649098 Ever hear of an aquafirs bud?

19 min later 28650124 Anonymous (234242234.jpg 728x680 70kB)
>>28648859

20 min later 28650198 Anonymous
>>28649989 >gets murdered by angry hoards of people once society collapses

21 min later 28650229 Anonymous
>>28648958 You must not have seen that China is building a dam that will shutoff India's water source

21 min later 28650235 Anonymous
Because he invested in water 10+ years ago and it still hasn't paid off. Being too early is the same as being wrong.

21 min later 28650239 Anonymous
>>28648667 >>28648667 https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti cles/2020-12-06/water-futures-to-st art-trading-amid-growing-fears-of-s carcity He likely bought some of this. He also indicated that he has bought land with water rights. https://westernwatermarket.com/ This is likely the future. Not a very good exchange right now, but in some places in California, there are water districts that may allow you to sell off your water allocations. The long strategy would be to buy up properties in states like California that have water allocations, such as ground water or surface water, and then instead of use that allocation for yourself, lease or sell off your allocations for a higher price.

21 min later 28650244 Anonymous
>>28648747 >>28648828 If I buy and store a bunch of water bottles, can I create a crypto worth one portion of water (bottle) each?

21 min later 28650264 Anonymous
>>28649643 fast depleting is a bad choice of words the earth cant run out of water but certain areas definitely can run out of potable water

22 min later 28650348 Anonymous
>t. Just watched big short

23 min later 28650380 Anonymous (maxresdefault.jpg 1280x720 76kB)
>>28648598 Water? Like the stuff in the toilets?

23 min later 28650398 Anonymous
>>28650244 Kek

24 min later 28650440 Anonymous
He invested in farmland with water sources

24 min later 28650442 Anonymous
>>28648598 >A fast depleting resource Really, where's it going?

25 min later 28650489 Anonymous (678A5DA5-ABAF-4EDB-8DAD-ECB5F1D081E9.gif 240x320 177kB)
Bought $AWK Calls for 01/01/2080 Gonna make it Bros

25 min later 28650495 Anonymous
>>28648598 He literally stated over a year ago that he closed those positions you faggot

26 min later 28650577 Anonymous
The US has plenty of water due to Great Lakes, many big rivers, various aquifers, etc. And if we ever run short of water we can always get some from Canada.

26 min later 28650608 Anonymous (oTNS9iT.jpg 370x349 31kB)
>>28649098 >toxic chemicals >drinkable

27 min later 28650661 Anonymous
>>28648598 how do i connect water to smartcontracts

30 min later 28650869 Anonymous
We have over a foot of snow sitting in my town right now, what a fag.

32 min later 28650999 Anonymous
>>28649473 What do you mean by that? As in greater efficiency for food production? Because hydroponics doesn't necessarily influence potable supply directly

32 min later 28651019 Anonymous
>>28650577 What do you think happens when those water rights are sold to overseas concerns. That water in Canada is probably or will likely be owned by Beijing.

36 min later 28651305 Anonymous
>>28648598 >One of the smartest men in the world, who predicted the 2008 financial crash and made billions you didnt believe that movie did you? Hes a Satanist and you fell for total propaganda

37 min later 28651329 Anonymous
>>28651019 It doesn't matter. I don't know shit about the water rights that trade on exchanges (they could be like carbon credits for all I know) but any country would just say "tough shit you've been marked down". Beijing can't and won't send tanks to patrol an aquifer

37 min later 28651361 Anonymous
>>28648598 >Why aren't you investing in water anon? because it's everywhere pretty inert easy to store and transport.

38 min later 28651431 Anonymous
>>28650229 that's fucking hilarious, I hope they have a major war and wipe each other out imagine the planetary reduction in resource consumption if india and china both disappeared

39 min later 28651448 Anonymous
>>28649291 why do you need an advancement? we are awfully fucking good at deslinating water, but basically out entire planet is a big solar desalinator.

39 min later 28651463 Anonymous (20210211_092323.jpg 789x789 88kB)
>>28648598 Nanotech will replace food by intelligent direct blood nutrition. The digestive and reproductive systems are obsolete. Next neurological. The apparent resources scarcity is readily solved by smart transhumanism. He's wrong.

39 min later 28651494 Anonymous
>>28650229 >India >Civilization Yeah I don't count street shitters.

41 min later 28651572 Anonymous
>>28651463 Actually you are both right but just on different time scales. You are early. Yes those things will happen and be available to the population at large, but not before we go through major resource wars.

41 min later 28651616 Anonymous
>>28648598 Daily reminder: every last drop of the Sweet Seas belongs to Michigan.

42 min later 28651694 Anonymous
you idiots are laughing at his water play, remember the news of the water shortages in South Africa years ago, remember how California bitches every year that there isn't enough water for farming. While water won't make you rich quick, by the end of his life when he is near death his return on his water investment will be exponential and he'll once again rub it into everyone's face, a more short term trade for fame and quick money is shorting TSLA, which is what he is doing

43 min later 28651742 Anonymous (76-764960_transparent-pepe-laugh-hysterical-pepe.jpg 820x647 163kB)
>>28648598 >One of the smartest men in the world

47 min later 28652025 Anonymous (20210211_131826.jpg 1439x980 105kB)
>>28651694 Money, being no longer able to cloak the power monopoly, will by then by seized in every form, with any attempt at perpetuating it being punished by death.

49 min later 28652161 Anonymous
>>28651694 he closed his water positions before the big short movie even came out

50 min later 28652238 Anonymous
you dumbass fat mexican boomers that live in the desert will die by my hand if you try to touch our lakes.

52 min later 28652342 Anonymous
>>28649225 I know it's been a chronic problem. I just don't get that thirsty. Docs think I have kidney problems now

53 min later 28652438 Anonymous
>>28649225 i only piss like once every 2 days

55 min later 28652531 Anonymous
>>28648667 He's shorting water balloons

56 min later 28652603 Anonymous (71th_6eVNnL._SL1102_large.jpg 382x480 29kB)
how the fuck is access to clean water still a problem in 2021? maybe i'm uninformed or deluded but if we have shit like pic related then how the fuck did flint, michigan happen and is still going on if i'm not mistaken? (maybe not i might be under a rock) does it come down to just not enough energy required to run mass water filtration pumps/dams where they're needed? or is more political and companies like Nestle make 900% of their income off selling bottled tap water

59 min later 28652738 Anonymous
>>28652603 >how the fuck did flint, michigan happen and is still going on if i'm not mistaken? ( Politicians who looked the other way when companies were doing shit

59 min later 28652785 Anonymous
>>28648598 No, he's not. Tired of you r*ddit fags watching The Big Short and falling for this disinfo. Burry looked into water scarcity ajd decided it's too hard to speculate on directly for political reasons. He ended up briefly investing in farm land, mostly almond farms since they are water intensive. He got out of that years ago. In the past year, he lost huge oj his biggest position, TLRD. He recouped some of that witj GME but we won't know until the 13f.

1 hours later 28652830 Anonymous
>>28650608 >he doesn't know

1 hours later 28653108 Anonymous
Invesco PHO?

1 hours later 28653162 Anonymous
>>28648598 that movie was made 6 years ago you retard.

1 hours later 28653207 Anonymous
If the water is tokenized, will drink water increase its value, since the supply will decrease?

1 hours later 28653208 Anonymous
>>28648598 why is water rapidly depleting when the world population outside of Africa is cratering?

1 hours later 28653215 Anonymous (20210211_132601.jpg 1439x1057 93kB)
>>28652603 Fresh water is severely scarce per volume alone (barely a layer covering the lithosphere) but manged intelligently is likely abundant for a much larger human population. The only problem is the intelligently part.

1 hours later 28653224 Anonymous
>>28652603 It's only a problem where there are niggers. Africa and Flint, MI

1 hours later 28653300 Anonymous
>>28653208 Because there are not enough vaccines to esterilize them.

1 hours later 28653456 Anonymous
>>28648598 Based and dunepilled

1 hours later 28653554 Anonymous
>>28648598 >Investing in water The issue is, when Water becomes scarce enough for you to be rich of of literal physical water possession, the government's already stepped in and dragged you out of your house, and the mob won't care that you legally obtained it.

1 hours later 28653859 Anonymous
>>28648598 Fast depleting. Just dumped 2’ of snow on my house.

1 hours later 28653915 Anonymous
>>28650239 >World water shortage >People start killing each other for water >Michael J. Burry: "BUT I HAVE THE RIGHTS!!! IT'S MY LAND I OWN IT!!!" >CNN: "Michael J. Burry murdered for water" gg

1 hours later 28653967 Anonymous
Anons. I've known about this since 2018. Buy yourself some out of the money $PHO calls. Burry is the GREATEST investor of all time. Just like how he said in the movie: "I may be early, but I'm not wrong". Right now you can pick up 1000 60 dollar $PHO calls expiring September of 2021 for only $45k. If it goes to $100 by then, you will have 4 MILLION DOLLARS.

1 hours later 28653974 Anonymous
>>28648859 nice

1 hours later 28654111 Anonymous
>>28648667 bottles

1 hours later 28654183 Anonymous (05e8192356faca7ee032126a56f1fce769ac144714f44850ca952ad8e0f62ba9.png 389x386 193kB)
>>28648598 Because it falls from the fucking sky 40% of the year and is okay to drink once boiled?

1 hours later 28654254 Anonymous
>>28648598 kek whenever its not a picture of christian bale I never know who this is

1 hours later 28654331 Anonymous
>>28653554 there is no conceivable shortage scenario for water.

1 hours later 28654469 Anonymous
>>28654331 https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti cles/2020-12-06/water-futures-to-st art-trading-amid-growing-fears-of-s carcity In California/western US, this is a very real issue that we have. Now that water futures can be traded on the open market, conceivably if the drought out here continues, water would become very expensive, especially now that contracts are being traded on the open market.

1 hours later 28655161 Anonymous
>>28654469 i meant for us as a civilization. local water supply problems can happen sure. nothing we can't solve technologically even in the most extreme circumstances.

1 hours later 28655466 Anonymous
>>28648598 my goal was to get rich af and secure water investments but I destroyed my dreams in the bear market. Now I'm a ghost, trapped on this board

1 hours later 28655557 Anonymous
>>28655466 fill your bathtub up with water and hodl those bags! (this is actually what metal cucks do)

1 hours later 28655570 Anonymous
>>28648859 Kek

1 hours later 28655616 Anonymous (1585070355771.png 600x550 46kB)
>>28648598 Fuck off

1 hours later 28655656 Anonymous
>>28649225 Seriously? I only pee twice a day and so does my girlfriend

1 hours later 28655757 Anonymous
>>28648598 I have 10 liters of water at home should I hold or drink?

1 hours later 28656064 Anonymous
>>28648859 Kek this is why I browse biz

1 hours later 28656102 Anonymous (awoo.png 463x453 314kB)
>>28648859 best post on /biz/ in a while fucking kek

1 hours later 28656217 Anonymous
>>28648598 Literally who?

1 hours later 28656238 Anonymous
>>28648598 >not investing in oxygen

1 hours later 28656415 Anonymous (1613036204698.jpg 303x298 34kB)
>>28648598 >One of the smartest men in the world, who predicted the 2008 financial crash and made billions, is investing in water. A fast depleting resource which will be a huge cause of conflict, will create millions of refugees, and be the cause of general global unrest in the coming decades. Why aren't you investing in water anon? Good thing I have all these piss bottles.

1 hours later 28656447 Anonymous
>>28648598 He hasn’t been investing in water for a long time dude. He switched to investing in smaller cap value stocks like GameStop a few years ago, not water

1 hours later 28656610 Anonymous (cafe.png 278x366 223kB)
>>28655557 thanks, I guess it's over

2 hours later 28656939 Anonymous (1613038017849s.jpg 250x142 4kB)
>>28656415 Btw, you will soon be able to buy my piss via PissToken. The supply is really huge, lots of demand projected. Bella Delphine was a market indicator. I'm finally gonna make it.

2 hours later 28656970 Anonymous
>>28649291 problem is not tech but logi and transpo

2 hours later 28657790 Anonymous
>>28648598 because desalination energized by thorium molten salt nuclear reactors will solve the water crisis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAv BkaSg5kw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-w I1_QH-m4

2 hours later 28658094 Anonymous
>>28648598 Just drink blood bro.

2 hours later 28658208 Anonymous
>>28648859 Ty for making my day

2 hours later 28658303 Anonymous
What if we created a crypto backed by water? H2Ocoin. The ICO would be huge. Normies would drink that shit up.

2 hours later 28658317 Anonymous
>>28648598 Just got a 5000 water bottle suicide stack, will I make it bros?

2 hours later 28658329 Anonymous
>>28648859 based lmao

2 hours later 28658441 Anonymous
>>28648747 Ok transfer to glass now to avoid the BPA seepage and you’ve made it.

2 hours later 28658515 Anonymous
>>28648859 Kekky dekky

2 hours later 28658575 Anonymous
>>28649098 Water is toxic

2 hours later 28658596 Anonymous
>>28648859 kek

2 hours later 28658912 Anonymous
>>28649225 your dad paid me $500 to piss in his mouth.

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