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2021-02-10 03:25 28256580 Anonymous (1603145616054.jpg 330x440 103kB)
If $100k was transferred into your bank account how would you use it to start a business?

1 min later 28256707 Anonymous
>>28256580 1k in Doge 99k in boipuccy

2 min later 28256741 Anonymous
id become a fat jerry seinfeld.

2 min later 28256743 Anonymous
start a business? hell no. im gonna turn that shit into a million with crypto and sit on my ass, fuck that business shit

2 min later 28256748 Anonymous
>>28256580 He's giving me strong pedo vibes for some reason.

2 min later 28256773 Anonymous
>>28256580 Invest it and use the leverage to get a low interest business loan and use that money to start an LLC.

3 min later 28256819 Anonymous
>>28256748 >for some reason Do you know where you are?

3 min later 28256835 Anonymous
>>28256580 Farm stablecoins for normies and boomers. Take 30% of profits

3 min later 28256869 Anonymous
>>28256580 pay underage girls for referrals to other underage girls

4 min later 28256893 Anonymous
Buy 10 pairs of kneepads and lease out a warehouse. You know the rest.

4 min later 28256934 Anonymous
>>28256580 Buying gold kneepads.

5 min later 28257022 Anonymous
I always wanted to have a comic book store but now that comics are pozzed to hell and back instead of just somewhat pozzed I guess I would just open a Korean restaurant and have some Koreans I buy from Korea to run it for me we don't have a good Korean restaurant around here

6 min later 28257078 Anonymous
>>28256580 lease a commercial space and hire a bunch of min wage moms to sew unique styled face masks

7 min later 28257127 Anonymous
>>28256580 I'm put it all in Rubic.

7 min later 28257140 Anonymous
>>28256743 How the fuck do you plan to do that?

9 min later 28257245 Anonymous
Launch a scam coin and fleece /biz/

9 min later 28257266 Anonymous
>>28256580 $100k? Can’t do much with that

9 min later 28257303 Anonymous
if i ever had $100k it'd go into cheap japanese shitboxes and tuning parts, i'm ngmi

10 min later 28257324 Anonymous
I’d put $100k all into BTC and continue DCAing into it like normal

10 min later 28257375 Anonymous
I would move to Cambodia, and sell covered calls and put on SPY. I'd use the money generated from premiums to open cafes targeted towards foreigners and the growing middle class. I'd also pay, the very few successful, Cambodian Instagram stars to pump my brand.

11 min later 28257402 Anonymous
>>28256743 >im gonna turn that shit into a million with crypto and sit on my ass, fuck that business shit that's unironiacally my dilemma now. i spent 4 years to make 7 figures in crypto to allow me to cash out to manifest a business in reality...but the opportunity cost is best kept in crypto. t. 5 rental units purchased in cash (ty crypto) thusfar accepting anon advice from non-poorfaggots

11 min later 28257436 Anonymous
>>28257245 This Honestly considering it but I'm kind of retarded and someone would probably figure out my real identity

13 min later 28257568 Anonymous
>>28257375 You are genius. If I wasnt married, I'd do the same.

13 min later 28257585 Anonymous
>>28256580 Probably spend up to 5k for an online business(es). >Referral links >Website with ads >Player's guides with ads >Youtubing/Blogging That sort of thing. All you need is computer.

13 min later 28257590 Anonymous
I’d use it to pay of my student loans, it’s not enough for a brick and mortar, and not having that bill would free up a lot of my cash to get whatever business I have in mind going plus like the 33K that will be left

14 min later 28257615 Anonymous
>>28256580 all in on GRT

14 min later 28257619 Anonymous
>>28256707 Fpbp

14 min later 28257680 Anonymous
>>28256580 Biz is a crypto board, take your gay ass "business" idea somewhere else

15 min later 28257724 Anonymous
>>28257402 Even if a business would make you more money, running your own business is a ton of fucking work. Whereas investing and holding requires basically zero work and minimal research/intelligence.

16 min later 28257798 Anonymous
>>28256580 Yes I had a successful one in 2017 but my partners wife died and it folded in on itself.

16 min later 28257805 Anonymous
>>28256580 >Start a business >During covid

17 min later 28257923 Anonymous
>>28256580 Buy 10 shit coins on uniswap and hope for the best.

21 min later 28258235 Anonymous
>>28257568 Let's go to Bodia bro. You can find a cutter wife there.

27 min later 28258669 Anonymous
>>28256580 I’d retire.

27 min later 28258721 Anonymous
>>28256580 I would open a restaurant

29 min later 28258856 Anonymous
>>28256580 I'd buy 2 bitcoins

31 min later 28258994 Anonymous
>>28257615 Best answer in the thread if you delegate

32 min later 28259097 Anonymous
I would buy a pre-owned semi truck. Haul reefer freight. Maybe pull oversized loads.

34 min later 28259310 Anonymous
Staking 100k of FTM would give me $1300 per month which is twice what I get monthly by living in south america.

36 min later 28259464 Anonymous
>>28256580 I'd start a business seeking rent/foreclosing on other businesses. Seems like a growth sector in an economy that's been raped everywhere else.

37 min later 28259507 Anonymous (omSLcsdMBszMcHNugmwy5B-1024-80.jpg 450x320 21kB)
Probably a niche webshop, and shill products on reddit and facebook. It's not glamorous, but the reality is, that this world is filled with retards that are willing to throw money on dumb shit.

41 min later 28259817 Anonymous
Oh how would I use it, well 5-10k for a company truck, get my pesticides applicator license, do most the gathering clients myself. Keep as much possible back for as my business grows I'll need to hire other applicators that can use my license to apply pesticides without getting tested. 15 min per house, $1.5USD in materials per house, charge customers 150-250 per job and the chemical wears off every 90 days due to EPA regulations so set them up on a reoccurring contract.

43 min later 28259982 Anonymous
>>28259817 If you have enough clients one employee can bring in 500k profits a year, aim for 10-12 employee's maybe temps during peak months. Edge out other pest control companies because I know things, and then sell it to terminex for 75 Million in a few years with a non-compete contract that I can't do it again for 3 years.

43 min later 28259991 Anonymous
>>28259817 who the fuck pays 250 dollars for pesticide? where tf are you living? you're dreaming nigga i wouldn't pay your bitch ass more than 10 bucks for throwing some shit

44 min later 28260051 Anonymous (1612909021160.jpg 657x527 37kB)
VR Arcade.

46 min later 28260182 Anonymous
>>28259991 Try every single rich house and poor house in the midwest? Go look at the average cost per application, excluding the first because they usually do it free to make it appear cheaper with a contract saying you pay 300 if you don't finish the 5 applications per year. Literally every pest control place right now.

46 min later 28260230 Anonymous
>>28256580 >to start a business Fuck that shit 80k into the stocks i'm hoarding and 20k on paying bills so i can sit at home and masturbate to fat hentai tits.

47 min later 28260263 Anonymous
>>28259991 You wanna see something really bad go look at Trugreens prices, fucking nuts they make pest control places look cheap.

49 min later 28260426 Anonymous
>>28257022 Korean food is mediocre as hell you yellow fever fag

50 min later 28260518 Anonymous
>>28259991 You said you live in South America.... So how would you know the average American market?

51 min later 28260529 Anonymous
>>28257402 Stop being freeloading landlord scum

52 min later 28260619 Anonymous
>>28256580 >putting in all that effort to start a business when you could just invest in crypto and 100x from the comfort of your home heh nothing personnel kid

52 min later 28260625 Anonymous
>>28260529 Antifa? You do realize landlords are responsible for all repairs, appliances, lawsuits, trespassers. Shit ain't free.

59 min later 28261076 Anonymous
>>28259991 Just to ensure you it's actually a solid plan, I myself have serviced over 5000 houses and only 1 declined the service, I was also the followup man to the salesman who would finalize the contract. The only person who didn't accept was because I refused to service her home because the salesman proclaimed we could spray every square inch of her yard which is a big no no.

1 hours later 28261717 Anonymous
>>28257436 They already know. Why do you think you have to solve a captcha to post?

1 hours later 28261805 Anonymous
>>28256580 I would kill myself and leave all of it to my niece.

1 hours later 28261976 Anonymous
>>28260625 >Buy property >Call it a "service" when you perform the inherent responsibilities of owning property

1 hours later 28262003 Anonymous
dinner with Jay Z

1 hours later 28262089 Anonymous
>>28260625 >shit aint free, goy

1 hours later 28262139 Anonymous
>>28256580 get a business loan of like 400k or some shit, i don't know economics or w/e put 200k of it in BTC/ETH cash out at the top of this bull run in april, probably have at least 80% increase in money after the inevitable crash following bull season, put half of all my earnings into BTC/ETH use 10k to open a chic-fil-a franchise. It's really cheap to open a franchise with chic-fil-a, they help you with the costs because you share profits with them at a higher rate than other fast food franchises. Work at my chic fil a for a few years and retire a millionaire

1 hours later 28262175 Anonymous
>>28256893 Start a roller derby league? You're a fucking genius

1 hours later 28262245 Anonymous
>>28256819 You're in the jungle, baby

1 hours later 28262385 Anonymous
I’d start a cafe Even if it failed it’d be fun

1 hours later 28262413 Anonymous
>>28261976 If renters don't like the arrangement then why don't they buy their own house?

1 hours later 28262599 Anonymous
>>28262139 stay out the tendie game, cholo

1 hours later 28262620 Anonymous
>>28262413 they're poorfags with shit credit that not even the FHA would loan to

1 hours later 28262711 Anonymous
>>28262139 >you share profits with them at a higher rate than other fast food franchises. >Work at my chic fil a for a few years and retire a millionaire wat

1 hours later 28262949 Anonymous
>>28261976 >Rent a property >Don't pay for appliances >Don't pay for upkeep >Don't pay taxes >Don't deal with lawyers >Don't cut the grass I could go own, where is your logic? If you buy a property you pay more than the renter would and you have to do all the things a property owner would do that a renter does not. Should we buy houses and give them away? If that's the case nobody will be a landlord and you either buy a house to go shit in the street. Jesus christ, I'm probably poorer than you but I will never suffer your communism.

1 hours later 28263070 Anonymous
>>28261976 Slum lords only exist because people are passive, landlords are legally obligated to do all the things I said, most renters are too brainlet to know the law.

1 hours later 28263099 Anonymous
>>28256580 I'd use part of it to buy and renovate a modest home with a decent amount of land. I'd farm that land to supplement my living expenses and sell the excess. I'd also have a climate controlled shed where I'd house and breed green tree pythons. I guess I wouldn't so much use it to start a business as I would to stake my flag in the ground somewhere.

1 hours later 28263159 Anonymous
>>28256580 >$100k transferred to bank account >CRA comes knocking >can't explain where it came from >get anally raped and your money stolen as ill-gotten gains

1 hours later 28263345 Anonymous
>>28262599 i'm black ese >>28262711 even leaving aside my >80% increased money in eth/btc chic-fil-a prints money, man. Every single hour of every single day those places got lines out the door and around the drive-thru, taking up OTHER places parking lots. The only down side is that you have to work a job. But if you're gonna work you might as well work as a king. Most fast food companies don't make it widely known just how much their franchise owners earn a year, but that doesn't mean it's not possible to get a pretty good idea. According to the franchise information group, Franchise City, a Chick-fil-A operator today can expect to earn an average of around $200,000 a year. This calculation is based on the average restaurant's earnings and the percent gross that operators take (via Washington Post). The chicken business pays pretty well, but the tough part is actually getting the business. https://www.mashed.com/179233/how-m uch-chick-fil-a-franchise-owners-re ally-make-per-year/?utm_campaign=cl ip >According to the franchise information group, Franchise City, a Chick-fil-A operator today can expect to earn an average of around $200,000 a year. This calculation is based on the average restaurant's earnings and the percent gross that operators take (via Washington Post). The chicken business pays pretty well, but the tough part is actually getting the business. Honestly with how much this board talks about making it or w/e, I don't see a lot of strategies that talk about owning a chic-fil-a, and that's alarming. At the rate chic-fil-a is going we'll all be eating there for every meal eventually

1 hours later 28263482 Anonymous
>>28256580 bunch of hookers and cocaine

1 hours later 28263580 Anonymous (1589492425968.jpg 748x736 65kB)
open a tenth planet in osaka with an investment visa off of the 100k usd

1 hours later 28263599 Anonymous
I'd lease a small office building, hire a few newly graduated programmers, and make kickstarter projects that get to about 50% completion before dumping the project and running with the money.

1 hours later 28263629 Anonymous
>>28256580 I'm already in the middle of starting my own arborist business, so absolutely yes.

1 hours later 28263760 Anonymous
>>28256580 >business >covid

1 hours later 28263977 Anonymous (1612801456151.png 512x512 318kB)
>>28256580 2022 SPY calls Yellen called me. She said she would make those motherfuckers print

1 hours later 28264046 Anonymous
>>28256580 I wouldn't and I would use it to buy chainlink eth and bitcoin.

1 hours later 28264095 Anonymous
>>28256580 I would just buy LTO and stake it

1 hours later 28264108 Anonymous
>>28256707 Based

1 hours later 28264164 Anonymous
>>28257375 short the s&p

1 hours later 28264173 Anonymous (9D19DF5B-F1D9-4076-A97B-BDDDFE9BBDC1.jpg 900x720 381kB)
>>28256580 i already have 100k in my bank account, and i don't want to start a business

1 hours later 28264288 Anonymous
>>28256580 I already have a pretty good plan. Biomedical devices FOR free. You heard me. Ever heard about the fact the govvie doesnt want you to know about the free ducks? Yea well now apply that to leeches. You heard me right. Buy 10 to 20 cans, poke the holes, $5 chicken heads, and youre off. Now take that deposit and buy your protected aquarium and light vehicle to go from lake to lake trapping them. One leech sells for $12. Your hourly salary.

1 hours later 28264462 Anonymous
>>28264288 Where do you sell the leeches? And they just want any random street leech not a lab grown leech? Can you breed them instead?

1 hours later 28264772 Anonymous
>>28264462 I guess a place like wardsci Very few websites sell live leeches. Maybe just make your own website. Technically only supposed to sell to zogpharmabots like hospitals, so you are aware.

1 hours later 28264848 Anonymous
>>28264462 No leeches cant be bred unless you want to figure it out.

1 hours later 28264886 Anonymous
>>28260529 >freeloading kys and go back to leftypol

1 hours later 28265024 Anonymous
>>28264462 Also I'll mention I'd personally buy the bloodsucker leeches. I think theyll make a big come back. Blood health is ignored these days for men and women in menopause.

1 hours later 28265047 Anonymous
>>28256580 5K on Amazon FBA product 95K on Adderall, cocaine, doordash

1 hours later 28265136 Anonymous
>>28261717 True but I meant some individual autist I scammed would come find me, doubt the government gives two fucks about shitcoins as long as I pay taxes

1 hours later 28265163 Anonymous
>>28256580 50k into BTC, 50k investing into a somewhat small enterprise to learn the ropes in an already established enterprise. Five years later, invest 100k of my 300k in BTC to start my own enterprise.

1 hours later 28265239 Anonymous
>>28263599 based

1 hours later 28265312 Anonymous
>>28264772 One more thought. Online is regulated by zog. So barter would be better. Selling on uniswap leech NFT or at an old fashioned farmers market would work best.

1 hours later 28265324 Anonymous
>>28262139 Retard they are very selective of choosing franchisees. You have to be a family man and go to church.

1 hours later 28265371 Anonymous
>>28265163 I don't know if you are being intentionally dense but the point of the thread is what will your enterprise be?

1 hours later 28265382 Anonymous
>>28256580 id buy a pound of weed, then spend 15k into silver when it settles back down to normal. another 10k into gold. spend the rest in various bonds and stocks so i can make residual income while i pursue other dreams.

2 hours later 28265522 Anonymous
>>28265371 Yes.

2 hours later 28265736 Anonymous
>>28260182 I let my lawn turn into sand idgaf Everything will be sand someday anyways

2 hours later 28265768 Anonymous (eJwdwlEOgyAMANC7cAAqFZh6jF3ANMiQRVdCa_ax7O5L9vI-5uqHWcyu2mQB2Kok7psV5U4l28Jcjkytik18AqlS2s_8UgF0c4gYQ0Dn4zC4GQH9iH4K4d-P0w3hzpLXN9XH5e2zFfP9AZLcJBI.jpg 374x299 17kB)
>>28264173 hello fellow rose poster

2 hours later 28266060 Anonymous
>>28263345 Based retard

2 hours later 28267108 Anonymous
>>28262003 Cuck

2 hours later 28267322 Anonymous
Ok biz ready for my second big business idea? I said yall Ready for this!? Ok. The at home UV lite safe and efficient butthole tanning unit. Ever wonder? Damn my butt stank! Yea well its probably mold or some shit. You need the butthole tanning unit!

2 hours later 28267425 Anonymous
buy boat and catch and sell fish. easy

2 hours later 28267727 Anonymous (cheers.gif 498x498 1139kB)
>>28267425 Buy a boat and rent a slip near some up and coming touristy spot and take rich old men charter fishing.

2 hours later 28267739 Anonymous (1_QPOmreIx38ETcS0IQUkcjA.png 1146x792 372kB)
>>28257805 b-but roaring 20s came after a pandemic. This time its the same!

2 hours later 28267894 Anonymous
>>28267739 Even the smartest man in history fucks up. That's reassuring? I think...

2 hours later 28268214 Anonymous
>>28256580 Why would I give my ideas away for free

2 hours later 28268276 Anonymous
>>28268214 Im giving mine away because i probably wont have time to do that shit but unironically want to buy leeches and a butthole tanner.

2 hours later 28268692 Anonymous
t. Actual business owner of 4 years. I wouldn’t start a business with $100k. I started my business with $72. I’ve made $50k in a month before. The problem is it takes a special person to start and grow a business from the ground up. Not many can do it without having security in place, like not having to pay bills or rent. I was lucky cuz I live at home. If I was just given $100k, I’d buy another business that is already profitable, and just take it off the other persons hands. That way I’d guarantee income coming in so I had security. COVID taught business people a lot, so, I’d literally aim for a restaurant or some kind of essential business like a gas station or convenience store. These business are cheap enough to buy and $100k is enough to be able to get the right loans if required to buy another business like this. That’s what I’d do if you gave me $100k right now.

3 hours later 28269649 Anonymous
>>28256580 I would set up a small office downtown and hire about 15 young adults. I would pay them on commission and they would be tasked with the job of shilling shitcoins on this board. I would hire a lawyer fulltime to protect us from lawsuits from using big brand names such as Lowe'sCoin, BKCoin, Wendy'sCoin, SeinfeldCoin, PFEC(Poop Face Emoji Coin), MCDC, REEF. I would put all my earnings into BTC. When I inevitably get thrown in jail, my BTC would grow 10x and I'd be living life on easy mode.

3 hours later 28270162 Anonymous (dennis-reynolds-implication-its-always-sunny.jpg 650x385 76kB)
>>28256580 Ide buy a boat and start harpooning whales Ide also donate generously to preserve our planets majestic cetaceans.

3 hours later 28270433 Anonymous
>>28256580 Throw it all into eth/bitcoin and sit on it for years You aren't starting shit in the middle of covid

3 hours later 28270516 Anonymous (1612640590979.png 848x619 927kB)
>>28270162

3 hours later 28270575 Anonymous
>>28268692 nice anon, what's your biz? I put an ad on indeed for mine and got like 7 applications in an hour, i'm kinda nervous because i've heard hiring good people is the toughest part

3 hours later 28271385 Anonymous
>>28257402 I own a liquor store, however 70% of my money is made from crypto and stock gains. Business was actually up in 2020 and I was considered an essential business

3 hours later 28271818 Anonymous
>>28260263 I netted $30k on a lawn business in Oregon that ran from May until September last year. Had to call it quits because my partner couldn’t do one quarter of what he claimed when we started. I was working my day job in software and closing lawn leads while bonehead and a helper mowed. If I had a partner who was worth a shit I could have quit my day job next season. I could go on and on about the problems I had working with this dude but if you don’t mind cutting grass then you will unironically make it.

4 hours later 28273109 Anonymous (11034296_10205732392567371_888640718819464701_n.jpg~original.jpg 960x960 82kB)
>>28256580 Dedicated shitcoin PnD shill group. 10% wages / website development / programming, 90% investment cash. In and out in 5 days max per coin, hit 5-6 mil then disband until the next bull run.

4 hours later 28274534 Anonymous
>>28264095 This, or AVAX.

4 hours later 28274689 Anonymous
>>28262245 Kek I read that in axel roses voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cuy wF3aYhi0&loop=0

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