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2021-02-09 08:31 28172486 Anonymous (1611419070730s.jpg 250x193 7kB)
i gave a girl 1 ETH for her birthday. i even bought her a ledger and everything.
What are the chances i get laid?
0 min later 28172538 Anonymous
NGMI
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0 min later 28172540 Anonymous
>>28172486
She sold it.
Women are whores
1 min later 28172578 Anonymous
>>28172486
Less than if you gave her nothing
2 min later 28172609 Anonymous
>>28172578
this actually
2 min later 28172611 Anonymous
>>28172486
0
3 min later 28172645 Anonymous
>>28172486
0%
3 min later 28172658 Anonymous
>>28172486
Please be bait...
3 min later 28172670 Anonymous
Pussy is overrated.
3 min later 28172680 Anonymous (1611980051438.gif 1500x1000 262kB)
>>28172611
>>28172645
>>28172658
>>28172578
>>28172540
>>28172538
5 min later 28172742 Anonymous
unironically she'd have banged you if you had given the equivalent in Dogecoin.
5 min later 28172745 Anonymous
>>28172486
Surely you are joking right? 0% chance
5 min later 28172758 Anonymous
>>28172486
Currently, 1 ETH would have bought you a few hours with a grade A escort.
6 min later 28172798 Anonymous
>>28172742
Doggeystyle even
6 min later 28172807 Anonymous
>>28172486
>her take this thing that you can't show to your peers
Also explaining blockchain to a female dries up pussy faster than showing off your model train collection. Ya blew it.
6 min later 28172845 Anonymous
>>28172578
Unironically this
7 min later 28172867 Anonymous (otter baby ptsd.jpg 1024x576 52kB)
>>28172486
8 min later 28172914 Anonymous
Reminds of the time when I bought my ex-gf’s halloween costume with 9 ether back when it was $8.00 each ... sighh.
Thinkin of calling her back tho and asking her for the $14,000 she owes me right now
9 min later 28172973 Anonymous
>>28172745
i am not joking. at first she didnt want to accept it but i said some shit about how i bought them at 80usd anyway and that i just wanted to give her a piece of something i was interested in.
i even gave her step by step instructions how to setup ledger live and how to sell when the time comes if she wished.
she said she will look into this crypto stuff. what am i infor?
9 min later 28172984 Anonymous (1600404570600.jpg 960x871 167kB)
>>28172486
>010101010101010100001111000101
Nah.
11 min later 28173085 Anonymous (1612678431421s.jpg 120x125 2kB)
>>28172973
best case scenario she is a nice person and will not humilate you for being an utter sperg
12 min later 28173167 Anonymous
>>28172973
Why did you give her something that she's not interested in? When you give someone a gift, you should think about what they will enjoy. What you did seems extremely masturbatory. Are you trying to signal to her that youre involved in crypto so she'll think you are wealthy?
13 min later 28173211 Anonymous
>>28172973
Bro please stop. Whether you like rap or not go listen to the masterpiece "mona lisa" by lil Wayne and take some fucking notes about the wrench attack coming your way in the near future. THERE IS NO REASON TO BELIEVE THIS WOMAN IS LOYAL TO YOU.
13 min later 28173222 Anonymous
You don't deserve money. Give her the rest of your coins as well.
14 min later 28173274 Anonymous
>>28172973
what was the context anon
crypto is such a complicated gift that you either need to explain it to someone who’s already receptive to it, or just do it for them and give it to them later when they want to get into crypto. no one is going to understand the implications of what you’re doing if you just spring crypto on them randomly and they have no experience with it. I also would never recommend doing this unless it’s somebody you trust a great deal
15 min later 28173289 Anonymous
>>28172578
I'm 18 and what is this?
15 min later 28173304 Anonymous
>>28172973
S I M P
15 min later 28173313 Anonymous
>>28172486
S I M P
15 min later 28173322 Anonymous
>>28172486
from her? none. but if she tells her friends about it at least one of them will want to fuck you. try hitting on her friends.
15 min later 28173330 Anonymous
>>28172486
Fuck off back to r*ddit
16 min later 28173360 Anonymous
OP, I mean this literally: I have a better chance of fucking her, a woman I'll probably never meet, than you do. Go lift weights.
16 min later 28173362 Anonymous
>>28172486
i know you're trying fren but this is probably not the right way to go about pulling a girl
17 min later 28173414 Anonymous
>>28172486
Never put the pussy on pedestal you stupid virgin
17 min later 28173422 Anonymous
>>28173274
>>28173167
i just thought she knows im ballsdeep in this and its my hobby. so giving her a piece of something that is important to me wud signal to her that she special to me too.
18 min later 28173464 Anonymous
>>28172486
is she a prostitute?
18 min later 28173480 Anonymous
>>28173289
okay anon this is really the basics but I know many of you are spergs so ill spoonfeed:
the single biggest turn off for girls is when they can tell you are desperate for them
nothing signals this more than just giving away things for free and expecting a favor (getting laid) in return
18 min later 28173485 Anonymous
>>28173422
This hurts to read pls be bait
19 min later 28173529 Anonymous
>>28173422
Are you 15?
20 min later 28173565 Anonymous
>>28172680
Retard
20 min later 28173580 Anonymous
>>28173422
Something tells me you aren't baiting
Anon don't give women gifts unless it's a girl you've been with for a good while and even then it shouldn't be fucking crypto
21 min later 28173622 Anonymous
>>28173480
fucck, but if the girl is super hot but also really poor? I can give her like 40% of what I make and literally save her/possibly marry her.
she's 17 and literally too cute to live.
22 min later 28173683 Anonymous
>>28173422
you are behaving in essentially the worst way possible to attract a woman. This girl will never fuck you. Forget about her and learn more about sexual social dynamics and masculinity.
23 min later 28173720 Anonymous
>>28173683
Please listen to this man OP
26 min later 28173869 Anonymous
>>28173622
She may let you fuck her when she is 38 and realised she is a washed up whore who needs a beta provider
Only 20 more years op, hold on to your crypto and hope u get rich
27 min later 28173902 Anonymous
>>28172486
Almost guaranteed she sold it already. Women are like children with money.
She's never going to sleep with you. Why would she? She already got your resources. She now thinks you're a soicuck. She is right.
28 min later 28173959 Anonymous
This dude is retarded, enjoy being her "bizness pal" or "financial buddy" or paypig
30 min later 28174029 Anonymous
>>28173959
You were better off buying her a designer bag or designer item for the price of 1 ETH and getting pussy easily.
30 min later 28174063 Anonymous
this reminds me tangentially of my first gf. she was like 85 lbs and subsisted on simple carbohydrates and was apparently incapable of cooking. her diet was disgusting so I would bring her some of my dinner sometimes. only much later did I realize that she interpreted this as my attempt to bribe her with food for sex
31 min later 28174105 Anonymous
>what are the chances i get laid?
none
32 min later 28174153 Anonymous
>>28174063
if you ever try to please a woman they will assume you're beneath them and punish you for it
33 min later 28174163 Anonymous
>>28174029
She wouldn't fuck him for that. Better off spending that 1 eth on self-improvement, and learning not to give a shit about whores so that (ironically) they would then want to fuck him. Learning how to do this stuff is weird, arcane crazy stuff (I was a virgin incel till I was about 26 and started reading about this and seeing what I did wrong). There was a time I was like this fucking cuck of an OP. I actually laugh at myself about it now and I hope that the OP will learn and be able to do the same in a few years when he becomes a real pussy slayer.
34 min later 28174226 Anonymous (1443335482085.jpg 511x509 37kB)
>>28173422
shes going to rip your soul to shreds anon and cash that eth out to buy a fucking handbag or some other retard shit
35 min later 28174291 Anonymous
>>28173222
This, virgin.
36 min later 28174304 Anonymous
>>28174163
This. Giving any money to a girl that isn't your longterm girlfriend of wife is a fail.
38 min later 28174447 Anonymous
>>28172486
Chicks don't respect simps if you want their attention treat em normally
38 min later 28174450 Anonymous (32455233.png 234x216 5kB)
>>28173422
man this is just sad. Focus on yourself fuck that bitch.
>>28173360
also this
40 min later 28174549 Anonymous
>>28173622
Dude you just gave her 1500 $ out of the blue. If this isn't a bribe, I don't know what to tell you bruh. Women want you to buy them shit, not just give them money. Keep the money = keep the power and the ability to surprise. Women like to be controlled, they don't like to be in control. Just like children and animals. You are the one who's supposed to be in control.
41 min later 28174582 Anonymous
>>28172914
>9 ether back when it was $8.00 each ... sighh.
Fucking lol
42 min later 28174646 Anonymous
>>28172758
This
Why simp when you can just bang?
43 min later 28174677 Anonymous
it was f8 that u m8 this shitty b8
51 min later 28175046 Anonymous (1611752325704.png 1200x1073 645kB)
>>28173869
I just want to coom her bro, i literally dont do this at all but its fucking with my flow. it would literally be so heavenly PnD'ing this cunt so good i'd be set for life
52 min later 28175112 Anonymous
>>28172680
She has no idea what the value of an ETH is. Its better you handle the finances and she handles raising the children with your help. Just seems a waste. Buy her shoes or something nigga are you dumb?
53 min later 28175144 Anonymous
>>28175046
Fucking retard go masturbate and clear you mind from your prehistoric desires.
55 min later 28175234 Anonymous
>>28172486
you fucking retard, saged
55 min later 28175273 Anonymous (123678762.gif 220x220 1319kB)
>>28172973
58 min later 28175385 Anonymous
>>28172486
01001111 01010000 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000110 01000001 01000111 01000111 01001111 01010100
1 hours later 28175517 Anonymous
>>28175144
ur rigfht bro, this nofap shit got me forgetting what a pussy even looks like. but she's in my school, already getting all the attention, I could speedrun things by basiclaly adopting her, like hodling btc before it blew up and you're already priced out sort of thing.
1 hours later 28175882 Anonymous
>>28175517
this has to be bait holy fuck
1 hours later 28176389 Anonymous
>>28175882
yes im head over heals, how could you tell? shes the next big thing youll see in your feed with 9mil followers and god only knows how many pills in her system. Not if I step in and FOMO hardcore, still early enough to hit the poor bitch with the bible and a good doctrine of the lord.
I'm going to save her bros, cuck beta whatever. I have decided
1 hours later 28176514 Anonymous
>>28175517
>>28176389
nigger you dumb
get a hold of yourself
1 hours later 28176974 Anonymous
>>28172486
0
1 hours later 28177205 Anonymous
>>28172486
less than 0
1 hours later 28177586 Anonymous (doggystyle.png 426x747 255kB)
>>28172742
Proof.........I mean woof...
1 hours later 28178190 Anonymous
>>28172486
>1800 dollars for uncertain pussy
Bad investment
2 hours later 28178605 Anonymous
>>28174304
Then you marry them and are just like wtf all the time. My wife dropped her iphone in the park yesterday. Instantly buried under piles of snow. Of course its not insured. Of course she cant go a day without one...so off we go to buy the newest fucking model whilst she cries about losing her pictures on it. I sit there in the fucking store like a cuck whilst they go through what bits she wants in the contract (which I will pay) and what colour she wants (the best bit!) then when its time I come with my credit card to pay. FML.
To be fair she started nibbling my ear and calling me daddy in the car on the way home and then gave me a smoking blowjob to say thank you so it was kind of worth it but I wont admit that to her.
2 hours later 28179605 Anonymous
>>28172486
Women want food, clothes and sex. Why the fuck would you straight up give her money? Are you an ATM? You blew it, maybe she'll take pity and send 4 month old nudes that you can beat off to.
2 hours later 28179850 Anonymous
retard.
2 hours later 28179968 Anonymous
>>28172486
0.
never give women anything. make them give to you. tell your woman to stake Suterusu and read her the old antshares WP.
2 hours later 28180047 Anonymous
>>28172486
you are the biggest cuck ever
2 hours later 28180118 Anonymous
>>28179605
no they use sex to get food and clothing and security.
2 hours later 28180745 Anonymous (pepe sad.jpg 400x262 4kB)
3 hours later 28181119 Anonymous
>>28172486
0%
I made a similar mistake when I gave my ex-bae the deed to a decommissioned nuclear reactor. She was scared of radiation and didn't want to go anywhere near it even though I tried explaining how there was no radioactivity there so we broke up and she took my Playstation as "compensation for such a disappointing present". So, I live there now.
3 hours later 28181241 Anonymous
>>28176389
>I'm going to save her bros
A tale as old as time itself. Im sure it will work out for you.
3 hours later 28181287 Anonymous
>>28181119
we all make mistakes
3 hours later 28181289 Anonymous (CHApbND (1).jpg 1375x645 85kB)
>>28173422
3 hours later 28181318 Anonymous
>>28180745
If she doesn't hit you up then just move on bro. If she does hit you up dont give her any more fucking money, tell her you'll show her how to use Ethereum if she comes over to your place. Then maybe you can make a move if you don't sperg out
3 hours later 28181378 Anonymous (1549601304665.jpg 409x383 100kB)
>>28172486
fucking simps man. You'll die a virgin at this rate. If she ain't buying you (or cooking,they are bad with money) dinner she ain't going to suck you either.
3 hours later 28181659 Anonymous
>>28173422
Bro, bet you 1 eth I could go fuck her right now without giving her money.
3 hours later 28181799 Anonymous (1612333941773.jpg 243x250 8kB)
>>28172486
Wouldn't it just been cheaper to pay few hores to fuck with you?
3 hours later 28183057 Anonymous
i dont understand
if ur trying to give someone money to fuck them why not seek out a prostitute
3 hours later 28183259 Anonymous
>>28172486
0, women dont respect a beta
3 hours later 28183334 Anonymous
>>28172973
this is cringe as fuck dude please stop
4 hours later 28183911 Anonymous
>>28172486
hahahahahaha you orbiter. if she even wanted you before, she feels only pity now.
4 hours later 28184431 Anonymous
sometimes I can't even believe the shit I read in this site.
>and I've been here since the days of hunting for dead bodies in the middle of the desert.
4 hours later 28184475 Anonymous
gave my gf xmr
4 hours later 28184683 Anonymous (1599128125682.jpg 500x491 30kB)
>>28184475
>gave XMR my gf
4 hours later 28184817 Anonymous
>>28181119
At least you got a sick house out of it anon
4 hours later 28185109 what happens next
>>28172680
Buy girls shit that interests girls. No ammount of money spent of a gift that isn't shoes or a diamond or a phone or some vanity shit will make her happy. They will never care about the things that interest you. Especially a girl you're not already having sex with. Your hearts too soft buddy, let the sting of losing money stick with you next time you want to do some retarded shit.
4 hours later 28185175 Anonymous
>>28172486
Objectively? Between 0% and 0.000000001%.
4 hours later 28185272 Anonymous
>>28172973
You gave someone you’ve never had sex with $1700 in crypto? What are you doing nigger
Makes me feel good no matter what happens to my shitcoin bags at least I won’t be you wtf
4 hours later 28185290 Anonymous
>>28172973
Worst thing I read on /biz and I was here in 2016
4 hours later 28185581 Anonymous
>>28172973
Post the picture of the slut.
4 hours later 28185611 Anonymous
>>28172486
Zero.
4 hours later 28185656 Anonymous
>>28172486
she's going to use it as gas to buy CHAD coin
4 hours later 28185881 Anonymous
>>28172486
You actually don’t get laid for buying things. Their point of view shifts to you being a resource provider than an alpha.
4 hours later 28186540 Anonymous
>>28172973
Should have kept the one ETH for yourself friend.
4 hours later 28186631 Anonymous
>>28185272
>>28186540
1eth means nothing to me. i have more than i need for myself. it was more about giving her something cool
5 hours later 28186759 Anonymous
>>28186631
i'll fuck you if you give me some ether
5 hours later 28186861 Anonymous
She'll forget about it for a few years then see ETH on the news and how it may skyrocket.
>Oh anon gave me an eth for my birthday
>Goes on a holiday without you
>Or with you if you play your cards right
5 hours later 28187122 Anonymous
>>28173422
Pathetic. I really hope this is bait
5 hours later 28187217 Anonymous
>>28186631
please tell me you’ve already fucked this chick
5 hours later 28187248 Anonymous
>>28172486
Just get an escort, what the fuck are you doing? 1 ETH buys you some top tier pussy.
5 hours later 28187548 Anonymous
>>28172486
0
5 hours later 28187608 Anonymous
>>28172486
0%. If you are actually interested in this girl you fucked up. At least you'll learn the hard way that showering women in gifts doesn't work. There is no reason whatsoever to give a woman a gift unless you've been in a relationship for a long time. Giving a gift before you've even had sex with her cements your role as a step below beta provider: a beta provider who doesn't even get dead fish pity sex once a year. I'm not saying this to be cruel, I honestly feel bad for you anon. Keep your gains and don't squander them on some whore who would never spare you a single thought if she isn't actively talking to you. If you are above a 9/10 facially you can disregard everything I've written, though.
5 hours later 28187614 Anonymous
>>28172973
Dude you’re such a faggot.
Don’t ever do this for women, they take it as weakness and will never fuck you.
5 hours later 28187831 Anonymous
>>28176389
Listen anon I'm not much older than you so I know our culture but I'm far less retarded due to experience. Let me spell it out for you:
free gibs = friendzone
being attractive = pussy
As other faggots have stated, giving girls things dries them up. They (rightfully) decide you're a beta and will friendzone you instantly. Trust me, soon this girl will be your best friend, telling you about the guys she's interested in and asking for advice. I've been there once, never again.
Now, how do you become attractive to girls in a high school/college environment? A few things:
>be low bodyfat
>be funny
>be charismatic
>be popular (access to social events really helps)
>be comparatively rich (90% of retards will not have 5 figs)
>be drug dealer (this one makes things very easy but of course would be a lifestyle change for you)
Now, you might ask me why I said be rich even though I said not to get her things. At the end of the day a relationship is a transaction. If you're doing it right, you should be providing several things to make up for the fact that your cunt is more attractive than you, as I assume you want to punch up and not down.
What you're doing is without explicitly stating, is offering a girl a certain lifestyle. By being with me, you are afforded access to these commodities. This can be your jokes, the parties you get invited to, your attractive body, money, drugs, what have you. The problem is I'm going to go ahead and assume you're only up on the money, and you don't have enough where it's a strong factor. Improve yourself in other ways.
You majorly fucked up because you are already giving her the one thing of value you can provide and you're not even with her. Since you're on 4chan and in HS I'll assume you're a fucking loser with little else to offer. Why would she go after you when she gets what she wants by being just friends? Get your noggin joggin bro. Live the life you want to live, make yourself the best you can, the rest follows.
5 hours later 28187924 Anonymous
man the innocence in OP's posts... even if this bitch will be ungrateful later on keep going anon i believe in you
5 hours later 28188364 Anonymous
>>28175112
Lol this. You could have gotten her a doge coin and it would give the same impression but at least with a funny maymay
5 hours later 28188564 Anonymous
>>28187924
It's a lesson men just have to learn. A rite of passage to later in life, like losing a bunch of money on shitcoins with /biz/
5 hours later 28188649 Anonymous
>>28172486
Now she can pay for her abortion with chad that ghosted her
She ll go back to fucking him again after that
5 hours later 28188749 Anonymous
>>28172973
you're not in for shit. she's fucking chad as you wrote this post
5 hours later 28188929 Anonymous
>>28172973
Kek, should have taken her out to eat or something
6 hours later 28190101 Anonymous
>>28172486
you creep her out, so zero
6 hours later 28190277 Anonymous
>>28172486
Bro for next time:
>dont buy her shit before you fucked
>use the money to get well dressed and in a gym membership
>read something about dating and women, it will break the illusion you are living in
6 hours later 28190297 Anonymous
>>28173422
Youll come out the other side of this as jaded and jagged as bismuth
6 hours later 28190343 Anonymous
>>28172486
i hope you kept the private seed bro so you can just get it back when it doesn't work out
6 hours later 28190344 Anonymous
>>28172578
never give women things like this so thoughtlessly you want to make it seem like taking them on a date is a lot for you.
6 hours later 28190365 Anonymous
>>28172578
only real answer OP
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