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2021-02-08 04:08 28094601 Anonymous (main-qimg-08eeeaa4f3a02d3257b2dc39854315bd.jpg 602x633 118kB)
>6 figures in crypto
>no car
>walk everywhere with a shopping cart
2 min later 28094776 Anonymous
>7 figure crypto hell
>no home
>sleep with trezor in pocket that hasn't worked since 2017
3 min later 28094923 Anonymous
>6 figures in crypto
>sleep at my wife's parent's place
>their dog humps me as I try to sleep on the couch
4 min later 28095013 Anonymous
>>28094601
>6 figures in crypto
>live with parents
>collect unemployment
7 min later 28095255 Anonymous (1601042154011.png 477x475 440kB)
>$500k in crypto
>used car I paid cash for, still take the bus everywhere
>receding hairline
>dress like a 00s high school student in my 30s
>wizard
I'm starting to think more money isn't going to help me make it...
17 min later 28096134 Anonymous
>>28094601
I remember him looking like a balding manlet. When did he turn into Lex Luthor?
18 min later 28096257 Anonymous
>>28095255
PLeeeeease don't tell me you wear *blue* jeans?
18 min later 28096310 Anonymous
>6 figures
>still live with parents
>havent left the house in over a month
>just farted
19 min later 28096349 Anonymous
>>28095013
Based.
19 min later 28096356 Anonymous
>>28095255
You have already made it (spiritually)
23 min later 28096794 Anonymous (1609146796080.jpg 2000x1339 464kB)
>>28096257
Yes. Also they're oversized because I can't stand the feeling of my balls being constrained so they're baggy around my ass.
I want to wear suits everywhere but wearing a suit to the poor peoples' grocery store and the hipster cafe seems like a bad idea.
>>28096356
>You have already made it (spiritually)
No I'm pretty sure I haven't. The arcane knowledge I received upon reaching wizardhood just made me hate w*men more than I already did and now I can't see how I'll ever legally form a relationship with one and reproduce. I'm rushing headlong into permabachelor territory.
29 min later 28097298 Anonymous
>>28094601
>barely (low-end) six figures in crypto
>don't own a home
>obese
>living with mother
>still stuck in poorfag wagie job
>no car (had a used one that lasted me nearly a decade but lost that in a recent hurricane; since then had to choose between saving up hundreds of dollars monthly for another used car, or putting that money into crypto)
34 min later 28097699 Anonymous (2.png 546x533 499kB)
>4 figures in crypto
>no house but a gorgeous Benz that I can't afford repairs on
>just bought a hardware wallet to secure my babystaxx
>unironic XRP and silver doomsday cultist
37 min later 28097983 Anonymous
>>28096134
You know how heavy his bags of cash are anon?HIs gains have no limits.Fucker is looking jacked here. Got some guns showin.
38 min later 28098095 Anonymous
>>28095013
Hi me
39 min later 28098193 Anonymous
>6 figure hell in crypto
>living with my parents
>no car
>take the bus and walk everywhere
>no gym membership/ lift at home
>no netflix membership
>learned to cut my own hair
39 min later 28098213 Anonymous (367x840.jpg 367x840 36kB)
>>28094601
>7 figures in crypto
>no car
>no tv
>no kikeflix subscriptions
>walk to buy groceries with a trolley
>married with qt asian waifu, about to become dad
41 min later 28098402 Anonymous
>>28097298
>Living in a country were the wind can take your car
ISHYGDDT
44 min later 28098604 Anonymous (1582660891085.png 390x390 114kB)
>high 7 figures in crypto
>live in trailer park
>get welfare
>fuck 35 year old ex meth addict
>richfags look down on me, little do they know...
51 min later 28099252 Anonymous
>three figures in crypto
>rent a comfy flat for myself
>spend freely on nice ingredients for cooking
>don't need for a car, live in a city 5-10 minutes walk away from everything I need
54 min later 28099597 Anonymous
>>28095013
crook
55 min later 28099687 Anonymous
>>28096794
>I want to wear suits everywhere
why?
57 min later 28099850 Anonymous
>>28098213
Based and yellow fever pilled
57 min later 28099856 Anonymous
>>28094601
Based.
58 min later 28099927 Anonymous
>>28098604
Absolutely based. I've dreamed of living in a trailer and enjoying all the crazy shit my neighbors would do/talk about
58 min later 28099940 Anonymous (1500606793925.png 344x512 69kB)
>$6000 in crypto
>but it was $4000 a couple months ago
>am happy
1 hours later 28100170 Anonymous
>6 figures in crypto
>no car
>no job
>no friends
>lives from rent
>have a plan to survive up to old age
1 hours later 28100182 Anonymous
>7400$ in crypto
>ate a 18$ burger for dinner
1 hours later 28100260 Anonymous
>>28099687
The suit pants are cut appropriately so they fit well and don't squeeze my sensitive balls, and I look way better in a suit than I do in my high school clothes. I figure if I was a real adult with an adult job and adult responsibilities I could get away with it (I can certainly afford the suits and dry cleaning), but since I have none of that there's no point outside of special occasions like weddings and funerals.
Most /fa/ recommendations are horribly overpriced for what you get compared to a good suit and extra shirts + ties.
1 hours later 28100436 Anonymous
>9 figure hell
>live in a giant plant pot I roll around
1 hours later 28100451 Anonymous
Extremely based
1 hours later 28100696 Anonymous
>>28095013
scammer.
1 hours later 28101504 Anonymous (le vaccine face.jpg 1080x1080 247kB)
>7 figure crypto porfolio
>never leave house
>just sleep in every day, jerk off, watch old movies, work out, write short stories for a website
>alternate between wearing a bathrobe or just my underwear
COVID hasn't changed my life much
1 hours later 28101931 Anonymous
>>28096134
Testosterone replacement therapy is one hell of a drug.
Rich people get to do legal steroids.
1 hours later 28102065 Anonymous
>>28094923
hot
1 hours later 28102158 Anonymous
>>28101931
Just shop around until you find a doctor who doesn't give a shit, it's not that hard to get test.
>>28100436
Go away Diogenes.
1 hours later 28102230 Anonymous
>>28094601
>720 figures in crypto
>post on /biz/ all day
1 hours later 28102248 Anonymous
>5 figures
>renting a room
>don't want to get my own place cause that leaves less money for crypto
1 hours later 28102299 Anonymous (1551651989732.jpg 469x469 63kB)
>>28095013
1 hours later 28102513 Anonymous
>>28099597
>>28100696
its called never selling your link
1 hours later 28102719 Anonymous (Jeff Bezos 1997 Interview 5-42 screenshot.png 960x720 841kB)
>>28094601
Fun fact: Jeff Bezos continued to drive a Honda Accord even after he was already a billionaire.
1 hours later 28103768 Anonymous
>>28098193
this but 5 figure
1 hours later 28104199 Anonymous
> 6 figures in crypto
> jiu jitsu blue belt
> gym everyday
> living in a taxfree country
> got a job I like (will not even quit if I hit the 7figures)
> often have sex
1 hours later 28104235 Anonymous (image_2021-02-08_105713.png 460x446 354kB)
>>28094601
very nice
1 hours later 28104293 Anonymous
>walk everywhere with a shopping cart
what
1 hours later 28104351 Anonymous
>>28094601
documentary extremely related:
>https://youtu.be/zi-f_J6hV-g
at least a handful of anons will go full-blown Cartpilled after watching this and never look back
1 hours later 28104525 Anonymous
>>28100182
how does
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sound?
1 hours later 28104614 Anonymous (2CCBEE12-1BD8-4DF0-B27A-35406CF9AA2F.jpg 450x360 114kB)
>>28094601
>6 figured hell in crypto (600k)
>comfy 6 figure dev job
>no debt
>sleep in my own hipster apt
>drive a 10 year old used toyota
1 hours later 28104632 Anonymous
>>28098213
> walk to buy groceries with a trolley
unfathomably based
1 hours later 28104742 Anonymous (BD0802B2-2510-414E-9749-14FBD2E9C903.jpg 970x600 80kB)
>5 figures in crypto
>need low 6 figures
>buy shoddy beachside bar once I get my goal
>open barcade
>free drinks for my /biz/ frens
See you all there soon
1 hours later 28104764 Anonymous
>>28104235
>Mett Damon
Jesus fucking christ, I think I just woke up everyone at the homeless camp laughing.
1 hours later 28104830 Anonymous (based department calling.webm 640x640 1613kB)
>>28104742
1 hours later 28104834 Anonymous
>>28104293
He is based, that's what he is.
1 hours later 28104864 Anonymous
>10k portfolio
>bmw
1 hours later 28104968 Anonymous
>>28094601
>4 figures in crypto
>own car
>sprint everywhere at impressively high speed
1 hours later 28104990 Anonymous
>>28104293
>hasn't taken the shopping cart pill
ngmi
1 hours later 28105053 Anonymous
>>28095013
me but 7 figures
2 hours later 28105368 Anonymous
>>28104830
i never saw this one fuck topkek
2 hours later 28106110 Anonymous
>>28101504
Money literally ruined your life wtf wack off outside for a change or something
2 hours later 28106456 Anonymous
>>28094601
>5 figures, mostly in crypto
>no car
>full remote IT position
>garage gym
>buying a house with my gf very soon
life is ok, I guess
2 hours later 28106516 Anonymous
>>28095013
ummm, hello?
based?
2 hours later 28106880 Anonymous
>>28096794
Why be a bitch to a witch when you're a warlock?
2 hours later 28106896 Anonymous
>>28104199
Man I miss training, gyms here haven't opened up.
2 hours later 28106950 Anonymous
>>28094601
>5 figures in crypto
>4 cars
>neet
2 hours later 28106973 Anonymous
>>28095013
hola, esta el basado department?
2 hours later 28107091 Anonymous
>>28106456
Sounds comfy, also IT fag dreaming of having a house with home gym, keep working remote and getting a cat
2 hours later 28107177 Anonymous (wolf.jpg 1571x901 435kB)
>>28095013
i wish crypto was around when i was younger
2 hours later 28107342 Anonymous
>£100k in TSLA
>comfy £50 job working from home
>no car
>no hobbies
How much should I transfer into crypto? I was too scared at £14k BTC now I'm way too scared.
2 hours later 28107945 Anonymous (1311564558843.jpg 300x335 23kB)
>>28106880
Wizards are not warlocks. Warlocks are male witches which I imagine would be some kind of gay virgin who was raised by lesbian mothers.
I just want children of my own at this point, because I fucked up my early years and I could give them a better chance than I got.
2 hours later 28108161 Anonymous
>>28094601
Ahhh the modern day wagemaster. Treats his workers like trash. Try’s to replace all workers with AI and Robots in wagies faces. Fucks and married to a tranny. Can one man be so based?
2 hours later 28108217 Anonymous
>>28107342
put it all in eth, avax and ada and you’ll be a millionaire bong
2 hours later 28109085 Anonymous (1422324846246.jpg 1280x1707 548kB)
>10 figures in crypto
>squatting in a McDonald's employee bathroom I stole the key to
2 hours later 28109157 Anonymous
>>28094601
>4 figures in crypto
>make $50k/year in manufacturing
>$30k in student debt
>$300/month car lease
>just put minimum down payment on $250k 30 year mortgage
Amateurs
2 hours later 28109401 Anonymous
>>28109157
I’m so glad my dad paid for my college and I bought a cheap car in cash. Payment plans are so stupid. They sound good until the 2nd month when you gotta keep paying for shit you already got
2 hours later 28109592 75k BAT (CD43CA58-EA24-461E-9923-FED8708ECD87.jpg 450x506 28kB)
>35 years old
>Five figures in crypto
>sleep on parents' couch in the living room
>bought 10k BAT in 2019
>was going to buy 10k Link as well but I got into a car accident a month later and couldn't find a reasonable deal on a used car to save my life
==AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA==
2 hours later 28110036 Anonymous
>>28099597
Anon is not a crook
2 hours later 28110292 Anonymous
>>28098604
>>28099927
Please let it be true this is the most awesome living details/projection I have seen until now
Hiding your immense wealth in a white trash environment fucking kek
You could also airdrop sudden 'luck' upon deserving members of the community or make life hell to the assholes, even remove them
A real test of IQ, how long can you go undetected?
3 hours later 28110796 Anonymous
>>28094601
>3 figures in crypto
>car I own fully
>condo in upper middle class part of town
>house in the countryside with no mortgage
>self employed
Guys I think this crypto thing is a meme
3 hours later 28111376 Anonymous
>>28110796
>2 figures in crypto
>living in a gated suburb in CA
>own 3 cars and a truck
>have my own small but growing company
>two houses in NY and WV for holidays
You're right, it's shady business
3 hours later 28111646 Anonymous
>>28104968
Wtf hello me
3 hours later 28112205 Anonymous (1441988368533.jpg 450x600 42kB)
>10k portfolio
>Hongcouver so rent is 2k/month
>living at parents place with my nip wife instead
>parents are insufferable but moving out means ngmi
fucking hope my ADA do sumfin
3 hours later 28112403 Anonymous
>>28112205
It will, in March
3 hours later 28112974 Anonymous
>>28107342
avax
3 hours later 28113505 Anonymous
The fact that everyone here is unemployed or working a low wage job but has 6 or 7 figures in crypto is so unbelievably bearish
3 hours later 28113768 Anonymous
>>28113505
for USD, yes
that's what you get for robbing an entire generation of their dignity -- outjewed
3 hours later 28114262 Anonymous
>>28108217
>>28112974
Is the appeal in shitcoins just the potential for a x10 in a shorter period of time or do they really have the staying power to outperform BTC and ETH over the long run?
3 hours later 28114450 Anonymous
>>28114262
It's entirely the potential. Most shitcoins will 10x and then drop to near zero inside of three months. Maybe you get lucky or are especially diligent with research and can find a 100-5000x that even sticks around until the end of the cycle, but the end goal is always accumulating more BTC/ETH/[$TOP_10_ALT]
3 hours later 28114830 Anonymous (1612645999958.jpg 1280x1280 193kB)
>>28099940
I'm happy that you're happy anon :3
3 hours later 28115036 Anonymous
>>28114450
I see, what is it that inherently causes the shitcoins to surge in price? If time after time they fall and all of the gains are pumped back into the winners why is it that there is still huge potential in the countless number of other shitcoins out there?
Are they fundamentally different enough from one another that one day a shitcoin could surpass BTC?
3 hours later 28115246 Anonymous
>>28113505
Not when you realize that we are being kept out of the job market intentionally by people who resent us.
3 hours later 28115339 Anonymous
>>28113505
True. 6 figs here but also remember 2018 - def not quitting my day job anytime soon
3 hours later 28115452 Anonymous
>>28115036
Tiny market caps mean the price can increase exponentially as the coin gets shilled to more people. Usually it hits /biz/, then maybe the crypto subreddits, then if their marketing is on point it gets shilled by crypto Youtubers or Twitter shills, then finally third world poorfags who can barely read start buying in. When you see people with barely functional English or Indian usernames pouring into the project's official Telegram, it's time to sell.
Not all coins are like this, but most follow this pattern. It's a systematic transfer of wealth to internet-savvy post-ironic morally flexible memelords from redditors, normies, and third worlders.
3 hours later 28115642 Anonymous
>>28098213
I have one of these. Very convenient.
3 hours later 28115679 Anonymous
>>28095013
>3 figures in crypto
>single bachelor in LA
>spend all my time writing spec movie scripts to counter-subvert the Jews
>collect unemployment
3 hours later 28115835 Anonymous
>>28098213
i really should get one of those trolleys. bags get kinda heavy. but ill also look like a weird foreigner
3 hours later 28115862 Anonymous (21476632.png 563x542 266kB)
>>28095013
Aló? departamento basado?
3 hours later 28116205 Anonymous
>6 figures in crypto
>only drink coffee/water until 12 am
>only eat toast and butter after that
>live in my gf's apartment for free
>unemployed
>haven't showered in three days
>haven't cut hair in four years
she doesn't know I'm about to get 7 figures
4 hours later 28116497 Anonymous
>>28101504
Same. I have a couple different bath robes to choose from though. I wear my thick blue one in the winter to reach max comfort
4 hours later 28117006 Anonymous
>>28094601
>7 figures in crypto
>shopping for a cheap used car to replace my 16 year old shitbox car.
4 hours later 28117155 Anonymous
>>28094601
>with a shopping cart
he is more than a lowly human
4 hours later 28117178 Anonymous
>>28113768
>>28115246
Thanks for the sell signal. Emotional investors with too much to lose
4 hours later 28117249 Anonymous
lol are u an idiot?
wat a’fuck ur talking about here?
I’m not a tard who follows trashtokens that they shill here
longing for bot ocean pre-sale and their release
want to trade with top bot like a pro
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