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2021-02-08 01:53 28084272 Anonymous IT'S OVER (Snap 2021-02-08 at 07.53.26.png 831x588 54kB)
Good night Bobo

0 min later 28084329 Anonymous
This is a little bearish, desu. Who is going to buy it at the top now?

1 min later 28084338 Anonymous
watch it dump

1 min later 28084390 Anonymous
HOLY SHIT!

2 min later 28084392 Anonymous
>>28084329 Tesla fags obviously

2 min later 28084399 Anonymous
>>28084329 >>28084338 Are you guy even watching what is going on right now?

2 min later 28084429 Anonymous (1485389440915.jpg 1420x1124 253kB)
>>28084272 So the Musk twitter posting was a genuine pump scheme? A bit shameless, I wonder why it's legal

3 min later 28084504 Anonymous
>>28084272 I unironically hope that faggot Elon musks gets killed somehow

4 min later 28084520 Anonymous (1612317195352.jpg 1080x1513 178kB)
Whew

4 min later 28084549 Anonymous
>>28084329 other companies noob

4 min later 28084558 Anonymous (window.jpg 1200x800 105kB)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gD Jgy7QJIQ

4 min later 28084559 Anonymous
>>28084272 I can't wait to see crypto Youtubers thumbnails on this one? Lmao

4 min later 28084578 Anonymous
I just panicked and bought $5,000 worth.

5 min later 28084600 Anonymous
Binance is DOWN because of ELON!!! AAARRRHHHHHHH how can one guy I don't even know keep fucking me over!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

5 min later 28084605 Anonymous
>>28084429 *taps head* can't be accused of a pump if you shill another asset.

5 min later 28084621 Anonymous
>>28084329 Amazon

5 min later 28084645 Anonymous (c77.jpg 644x800 35kB)
>>28084559 EMERGENCY >EMERGENCY

5 min later 28084646 Anonymous
jesus christ my altcoins are absolutely fucking wrecked against BTC.

6 min later 28084694 Anonymous (8C08727A-9F79-4A47-BC57-239743C7247C.jpg 602x750 93kB)
>>28084559 here you go

7 min later 28084731 Anonymous
I remember a few years ago when he said he doesn't do anything with bitcoin. Quite late to the party this guy.

7 min later 28084796 Anonymous
>>28084338 Literally this. Same thing happened when Musk changed his bio to bitcoin. A gigabubbly memestock company is overbububbling a memebubbled cryptocoin... Bitcoiners are complete animals.

8 min later 28084840 Anonymous
One month ago I had 1k in crypto and went all in on RBC. When it went x38 I traded it for 1 BTC 4 days ago whilst keeping a 15k RBC stack. I'm so comfy anons... hold me.

8 min later 28084845 Anonymous (elonlaugh.png 800x450 368kB)
>>28084731 everyone's buying in, Elon already sold. fucking fools. every time.

9 min later 28084893 Anonymous
>>28084504 same

10 min later 28084969 Anonymous
>buying the absolute fucking top Lmao

11 min later 28085009 Anonymous
>>28084272 Imagine not being at least 80% in daddy bitcoin and instead falling for shitcoin pnds

12 min later 28085058 Anonymous
>>28084272 Good night Bobo

12 min later 28085074 Anonymous
>>28084969 >implying this isn't the bottom and it won't break 100k by year end. Wipe my ass with doge.

12 min later 28085089 Anonymous
>>28084329 Bearish? The most recognised innovator and on paper richest man just gave a 1.5b tick on bitcoin for his followers, the same ones who sent tsla to the absolute moon. Those same people feel they were late to the party on tsla, so they’ll jump in bitcoin and this will be a floor as anybody will step in at the price Elon paid. Trust me on that

12 min later 28085121 Anonymous
>>28084969 it not the top if you buying it causes everyone else to buy it.

13 min later 28085170 Anonymous
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

15 min later 28085263 Anonymous
>>28085074 >>28085121 Nah. The ride is over. We're gonna dump. I was hoping we had until late summer but elon just fucked us.

15 min later 28085288 Anonymous
>>28084969 it is not top https://www.blockchaincenter.net/bi tcoin-rainbow-chart/

16 min later 28085366 Anonymous
>>28085263 >elon buying 1.5 billion dollars of BTC will tank it rather than causing millions of normies to buy tons and sending it to record levels

17 min later 28085398 Anonymous
>>28084731 In case you havent noticed its theatrics and market maniupulation. Elon is just one of the vehicles to move the market.

18 min later 28085490 Anonymous
>tesla buys bitcoin >bitcoin once again in the limelight >bitcoin pumps *YOU ARE HERE* >bitcoin stagnates >normies catch on to alts

18 min later 28085497 Anonymous
>>28085366 And what happens when it hits this record level? I swear you people pretend 2017 never happened.

19 min later 28085590 Anonymous
>>28085490 This 10% move isn’t the pump though, who wouldn’t step in to buy bitcoin at the same price as Elon, who actually (for normies and large companies) thinks they’re smarter then him? So 30-32k is the new absolute floor, top I would say 150-200k by eoy

20 min later 28085603 Anonymous
Isnt tesla a public company? How is this legal?

20 min later 28085604 Anonymous
>>28085497 2017 didn't have megarich jews buying in.

20 min later 28085647 Anonymous
>>28085497 >>28085497 then people will sell but implying that this is the record level lol minimum of 70 by the end of the week, maybe 100, then it will tank

21 min later 28085696 Anonymous
>>28085603 >tesla >public company

21 min later 28085714 Anonymous (happybeardedmanholdingupcolorfulshoppingbagschristmasholidaysconceptsmiledlothandsomepapertwohandsguy118732501.jpg 1300x957 92kB)
>>28085647 Yeah obviously.

22 min later 28085740 Anonymous (1334608198608.jpg 389x518 172kB)
>>28085603

23 min later 28085798 Anonymous
>>28085497 i hope you're right. either way, money is going to flow into alts through bitcoin as crypto gains popularity.

24 min later 28085888 Anonymous (youtube reaction faces makes me angry.png 1108x895 1371kB)
>>28084559

24 min later 28085894 Anonymous
>>28084429 Why is "financial advice" legal?

24 min later 28085912 Anonymous
>>28085603 KEK

24 min later 28085916 Anonymous
>>28084840 jealous as fuck bruh id hold tf out of u

24 min later 28085932 Anonymous
BTC is going to hit at least 58k in this impulse up. This is excellent. BIg picture Crypto is more and more mainstream. Thank you, Elon. IF ETH gas fees were normal or built into the bid/ask spread and UNI had an app in the app store, it would be game on. Remove some friction and the whole market cap explodes.50k a coin is too much for most people, but doge is murdering it and is trash. Make the entry price low and the possible reward high, so liquidity can flow in in 5-10$ spurts from the world. If only there was a project that lowered tx time and fees and had a UNI like exchange removing all this friction. Sigh. Maybe someday.

25 min later 28085955 Anonymous
>>28085740 Im being serious. How is it acceptable for tesla stockholders that the CEO is using funds to buy one of the most speculative assets out there at ATH?

26 min later 28086049 Anonymous
>>28085955 seething bears on suicide watch

28 min later 28086145 Anonymous
>>28085366 He already bought

28 min later 28086154 Anonymous (1603480175909.gif 322x178 2679kB)
>>28085955

29 min later 28086185 Anonymous
>>28085955 Tesla stockholders are all moonbois

29 min later 28086217 Anonymous
>>28084504 Base’d

30 min later 28086238 Anonymous
>>28084329 Literally every other publicly traded company? Did you forget the Saylor Tweet? https://twitter.com/michael_saylor/ status/1340665067570913280 >Other firms on the S&P 500 would follow your lead & in time it would grow to become a $1 trillion favor.

30 min later 28086260 Anonymous
>>28084272 Guys i actually won one for once. Im barley into 5 digits but put in a risky 10x long at 37.5k for 1.2btc the otherday I've been out of work since November so really needed this. How high could we go?

30 min later 28086280 Anonymous (FB_IMG_1612592581539.jpg 1170x1171 143kB)
>>28084272 He also said they would accept BTC to buy Teslas.. Do you feel it bros?

30 min later 28086284 Anonymous
>>28085955 CRY ABOUT IT, FAGGOT

30 min later 28086286 Anonymous
>>28085955 >How is it acceptable for tesla stockholders that the CEO is using funds to buy one of the most speculative assets out there at ATH? Because a single tweet to his zombies on twitter can make it go up by 30%

30 min later 28086287 Anonymous
44K ACCEPTED BOBOS ARE YOU OKAY

30 min later 28086289 Anonymous (FEFF257E-E451-4301-9049-2271200485DB.jpg 200x163 7kB)
>>28084272 >flick >you’re not prepared for the downfall, are you? >puff puff >no one is...no one is....

31 min later 28086301 Anonymous
>>28084840 Make sure to cash out $1k so that you're forever in the green.

32 min later 28086360 Anonymous
>>28086260 If your leverage platform has reduce only bids, take some profits off and wait for another unexplainable dip in Bitcoin to load up another long.

32 min later 28086391 Anonymous
>>28084840 The tax man is going to give you the whole 8 inches.

32 min later 28086409 Anonymous (Screenshots_2021-02-08-08-26-12.png 848x620 600kB)
>>28084559 Looooool

34 min later 28086506 Anonymous (1611415840211.png 961x1400 1708kB)
>>28086409 KEK I HATE THE FUCKING INTERNET SOMEONE NUKE THIS PLANET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

34 min later 28086515 Anonymous
fuck elon fuck saylor they don't believe in crypto they don't know crypto and its implications don't disrespect crypto with pump tweets and hype this is for a seat at the citadel this is the future not a money growing scheme

34 min later 28086560 Anonymous
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/ data/0001318605/000156459021004599/ tsla-10k_20201231.htm Ctrl-f "Bitcoin" if you want to do something as gay as reading.

35 min later 28086582 Anonymous (high testosterone.jpg 1920x1080 1171kB)
>>28084272 What does this mean for Cardano?

35 min later 28086611 Anonymous
oh look it's market manupulation. but he's a rich guy, so it's okay.

35 min later 28086628 Anonymous
>>28086238 >pump my bags: institutional edition

35 min later 28086630 Anonymous (1611746717558.jpg 327x271 14kB)
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://youtu.be/P3qlafoBY50

35 min later 28086632 Anonymous
>>28085955 Simple: TSLA is a meme stock, they all know that the valuation of the company makes absolutely no sense and is all based on moonboiz licking Musk's balls. Musk knows that this move will increase his standing with the crowd and boost TSLA a bit higher and continue to solidify its brand as "cOoL and HIP". If Musk and Tesla was serious at all about crypto they would be taking a position and contribute open source development to projects like Ethereum, Cardano and IOTA which actually bring real tech value to the automotive industry and AI.

36 min later 28086659 Anonymous
will it break through that 45k wall though? that's the question

36 min later 28086664 Anonymous
>>28086515 fucking lol, complaining about pump and hype on /biz/, now i've seen everything

36 min later 28086677 Anonymous
>it's real wtf

36 min later 28086702 Anonymous
>>28086628 The entire markets is a game of musical chairs.

37 min later 28086704 Anonymous
>>28084272 It is because they want to mine Bitcoin on your car for them. its just your electricity bill - so its fine.

37 min later 28086714 Anonymous
>>28085932 You can buy factions of Bitcoin, you fucking newfig.

37 min later 28086741 Anonymous
>>28084272 Good night sweet bear, we hardly knew you.

38 min later 28086804 Anonymous
>>28086360 It's binance so don't know if i've seen reduce only bids. Depending on how we go i might try and liquidate all my alts to clear as much USDT debt instead of selling the BTC

39 min later 28086853 Anonymous
Love the cycle. BTC pumps first. ETH pumps second . Wait a week of nothingness. Link explodes upward. EVERY FUCKING TIME

39 min later 28086908 Anonymous (it_s_happening_isn_t_it-uid14882163151857-360x240.gif 360x240 1596kB)
>>28084272 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

40 min later 28086924 Anonymous (1610564048174.jpg 400x400 24kB)
>0.25% funding rate Time to short.

40 min later 28086930 Anonymous
>>28086804 You can on Binance anon. Set a laddered reduce only take profits, go to stop-market and setup take profit targets.

41 min later 28086981 Anonymous
>>28086853 LINK is literally dumping in sats. What the fuck are you on about? LINK is the worst crypto to hold for almost 6 months now. 95% of cryptos in top 40 have gone up a lot more than LINK in the past months.

41 min later 28086992 Anonymous
>>28086853 Its always Altcoin pump ->ETH pump -> BTC pump nobody gives a SHIT about your LINK bags FUCK OFF

41 min later 28086999 Anonymous
>>28086632 Yep or using a smart contract for things

41 min later 28087033 Anonymous
>$1.5 billion USD >doesn't state when >banks/grayscale also have bought many times more than that in terms of USD value already >We will accept bitcoin as a form of payment in special circumstances >We may liquidate the asset upon receipt I'm honestly not a bear fag, but I think a lot of people are just getting burned by Elon... again. BTC is still an amazing long term hold I just don't think people have actually read the paper, or have even thought about this rationally for 10 seconds. They just hear "TESLA OWNS BTC" and are fomoing hard as fuck. I personally wouldn't chase this.

44 min later 28087223 Anonymous
>>28086659 Undoubtedly. Just bought more and will probably dump it in the next 12 hours max at easy profit before it dumps within the week.

45 min later 28087300 Anonymous
>>28086992 tan your wrists batty boy

46 min later 28087382 Anonymous
>>28086930 Ah i know what you mean Trouble is where do i set them, with the current hysteria pumps of GME, Tesla and Doge i think we could be looking at an 80k BTC this week. This shits gonna be in the news and all over social media. I think im gonna set a stop loss and just ride this shit out now. Maybe sell my alts to drop the interest of the USDT down. Fuck, my heart

46 min later 28087423 Anonymous
>>28084578 I'm literally shaking right now. we will be so fucking rich. wagmi.

47 min later 28087444 Anonymous (toobased.png 666x666 294kB)
>>28084272 >elon shills doge >pumps it all into bitcoins >m-muh hero

47 min later 28087476 Anonymous
>>28087382 Alts is where it’s at surely BTC is gonna make some stupid fucking gains this week sure But what the fuck is going to pump next?

47 min later 28087481 Anonymous
>>28087033 Probably has to do with the most hyped car manufacturer potentially accepting BTC in the future. Don't listen to me tho since I'm a bit retarded

47 min later 28087488 Anonymous
>>28085932 >If only there was a project that lowered tx time and fees and had a UNI like exchange removing all this friction. Sigh. Maybe someday. smart bashi bazouk

48 min later 28087506 Anonymous
It's going to bring me so much joy when TSLA implodes because of magic internet money.

51 min later 28087766 Anonymous
>>28087476 True, trying to counter the 50usd a day im currently paying in interest lol. Might just hold all this week and take my BTC profits later this week. Or do we take profits right now? Arn't the normans gonna be buying in starting later today and into the week. If we hit 50k then i reckon it will be on mainstream news.

54 min later 28087907 Anonymous
>>28085955 Tesla can buy whatever they want, it's their money.

55 min later 28088015 Anonymous
>>28087481 I mean I get that, but I'm just saying that the phrase >we may liquidate the asset upon receipt Literally means they're going to dump on BTC holders and will only hold when it suits them. They aren't a trust fund like grayscale which is bound to hold for legal reasons. BTC does not derive the majority of its value from transactions for goods and services, it derives it's value from a public ledger, scarcity, and security does it not?

55 min later 28088031 Anonymous
>>28086632 This is right. I think that will be coming over the next few years. But i have put half my alt positions into BTC because when the burger zoomers wake up they are going to fomo into btc so hard that i can get a 20% on my alts in time for alt season part 2.

57 min later 28088159 Anonymous
>>28085932 IOTA baby.

58 min later 28088205 Anonymous
FUCK THIS THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY GOOD BUYING OPPORTUNITIES IN 2021 IT JUST FUCKING GOES UP EVERY DAY

59 min later 28088266 Anonymous
>>28084578 Sell before you make 10k poorie

1 hours later 28088435 Anonymous
>>28088015 And hatred of kikes

1 hours later 28088635 Anonymous
>>28084429 source?

1 hours later 28088659 Anonymous
>>28084329 >>28084338 Cope

1 hours later 28088807 Anonymous
So tesla owns about 35-40k bitcoins now. But elon's been shilling doge all weekend. Think he has plans for doge also, or was dis nigga pumping doge just to buy more bitcoin?

1 hours later 28088946 Anonymous
>>28088807 Pumping crypto in general but avoiding getting sued for market manipulation?

1 hours later 28089018 Anonymous
>>28086260 Barley shares you say?

1 hours later 28089040 Anonymous
Like I said before, the doge hype was just a distraction. Institutions buy bitcoin. Normies buy shitcoins.

1 hours later 28089119 Anonymous
>>28088946 It's an unregulated industry. He can say whatever he wants about these cryptos. Why not mention bitcoin once over the weekend? This is confusing.

1 hours later 28089298 Anonymous (3cksbb8x4ecy.jpg 588x328 41kB)
You faggots really think Elon, son of emerald Jewler, cares about little guy and his wealth? He's in it to make quick money using his influence on normies that follow him. He's just prepearing sheep for the trimming.

1 hours later 28089422 Anonymous
>>28084578 Me too, except I’m poor so I’m an order of magnitude off

1 hours later 28089610 Anonymous
>>28088807 Doge is code for bitcoin. It's a meme to get people into crypto

1 hours later 28089793 Anonymous
>>28084329 Hedgefunds were going to short squeeze bitcoin. https://www.moneyweb.co.za/moneyweb -crypto/bitcoin/is-bitcoin-headed-f or-a-gamestop-type-short-squeeze/

1 hours later 28089870 Anonymous
>>28084272 Sleep tight Bobo

1 hours later 28089986 Anonymous
>>28089610 This

1 hours later 28089999 Anonymous
>>28088635 Sexon.

1 hours later 28090130 Anonymous
Now watch it go down hahah . EVERYTIMEEE

1 hours later 28090670 Anonymous
>>28086981 >>28086992 You will cope. You will seethe. You will Sneed.

1 hours later 28091225 Anonymous
>>28086632 Who says they won’t in a few years?

1 hours later 28091312 Anonymous (1595446879640.png 608x278 35kB)
>>28088266 >selling bitcoin ever

1 hours later 28092430 Anonymous
>>28085288 This chart is like a cheatsheet and should be looked at every few weeks minimum. As should the live s2fx chart. Those 2 and your experience in crypto should be free money.

1 hours later 28092557 Anonymous
>>28084329 AMAZON , APPLE , MIcROSOFT, you narrow sighted idiot

1 hours later 28092625 Anonymous (1612181791236.jpg 400x333 23kB)
>mfw dead

1 hours later 28093065 Anonymous
>>28085398 >bitcoin continues to go up >on trajectory for 100k >d-don't you see? >i-it's fake! This is some major missed out on the boat cope.

1 hours later 28093229 Anonymous
>>28085497 Wow, I guess time stopped in 2017, because it seems like bitcoin is way higher than it ever was in 2017 right now. So what if people cash out again? It will continue to go up because crypto is the future of currency for many reasons.

2 hours later 28094274 Anonymous
>>28091312 Christ. What an asshole.

2 hours later 28094300 Anonymous
I bought altcoins yesterday and I'm in pain pls help

2 hours later 28094542 Anonymous
>>28084272 BASED FUCKING ELON

2 hours later 28095538 Anonymous
>>28092430 >live s2fx chart Whats a stock flow chart?

2 hours later 28096040 Anonymous (41A8A4C6-9EAE-4411-BEDF-87FE2CB9A3D2.png 800x1300 510kB)
>>28094542

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