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2021-02-07 04:02 27964929 Anonymous (download (1).png 225x225 1kB)
I'm all setup and verified on coinbase. What now?

0 min later 27964973 Anonymous
suicide

1 min later 27965029 Anonymous
>>27964929 Now it's time to buy ETH, setup metamask, go to uniswap buy as much p&d scams as possible and watch it all burn.

3 min later 27965179 Anonymous
>>27964929 buy $100 of BTC and forget your password for 4 years

4 min later 27965229 Anonymous
>>27964929 now delete

4 min later 27965239 Anonymous
Buy DOGE

5 min later 27965306 Anonymous
>>27964929 Now close the account and come back in 4 years

5 min later 27965357 Anonymous
>>27965029 do I need to use all that other shit? I thought coinbase + coinbase pro would be enough. why is everything so complicated.

6 min later 27965417 Anonymous
>>27964929 Watch the videos, get some free coins, then smash all of your computers and smart devices and marry a hooker

6 min later 27965428 Anonymous (3274EF06-0F72-46AB-8433-E78748DB2E02.jpg 239x211 10kB)
>>27964929 BUY 1k GRT

8 min later 27965530 Anonymous
Man, this board is astroturfed as fuck right now

8 min later 27965571 Anonymous
>>27965357 No don't fall for pajeetcoin pump and dumps. Just buy some Bitcoin and hodl.

9 min later 27965601 Anonymous
>>27965357 Anyone can list a coin on Uniswap, which is why the shittiest of shitcoins can always be found there and on other dexes.

9 min later 27965619 Anonymous
>>27964929 buy kneepads

9 min later 27965625 Anonymous
>>27965417 Start with this, play with the free money for a bit and build your strategy. Once you feel confident invest a bit at a time.

10 min later 27965738 Anonymous
Use it. For a little bit, when you learn the ropes, get Coinbase pro

13 min later 27965926 Anonymous
>>27965625 thanks for the advice.

13 min later 27965933 Anonymous
>>27965417 Lol I just transferred the free coins to bitcoins

13 min later 27965956 Anonymous
>>27964929 Buy the highest of highs. Then... Sell at the lowest of lows.

14 min later 27965996 Anonymous
>>27964929 buy xlm

15 min later 27966063 Anonymous
>>27965530

16 min later 27966128 Anonymous
Buy AVAX.

16 min later 27966147 Anonymous
>>27965738 >learn the ropes Dont ever swing for fuck sake

17 min later 27966184 Anonymous
>>27965956 This So much this I turned $10m into $5 doing this, no regrets

18 min later 27966296 Anonymous
Now you are ready to buy high and sell low.

19 min later 27966355 Anonymous
>>27964929 buy um uh uhm oh god i dont know op. i dont know

19 min later 27966364 Anonymous
>>27966128 Not on Coinbase.

21 min later 27966442 Anonymous
>>27966147 I didn’t mean that... it’s just a figure of speech.

21 min later 27966461 Anonymous
>>27965428 Poorfag here with 1k GRT. Feels comfy as fuck. Gonna get some more linkies soon because I only have 10.

22 min later 27966531 Anonymous
>>27966063

24 min later 27966609 Anonymous (9767997a3daf7b48f1c0b13a1896e12097b1c7fa_hq.gif 500x278 1068kB)
get some GRT anon. it has had dips but had steadily risen for me, a lowly poorfag. oddly enough, my free compound from there has made me five free bucks too. free is free.

24 min later 27966620 Anonymous
>>27965417 what videos?

25 min later 27966692 Anonymous (blends.jpg 547x567 29kB)
>>27966620 download the app and click videos under earn desu

25 min later 27966705 Anonymous
I also made a Coinbase account today, dumped 30 bucks in ETH and haven't really looked at it

26 min later 27966800 Anonymous
>>27966705 How's $28?

27 min later 27966808 Anonymous
>>27964929 Wait for it to crash in 2 weeks, then DCA into eth and btc. Set monthly buys and don’t look at it any more

27 min later 27966841 Anonymous
>>27966800 Yeah being charged for buying is a little gay ngl

36 min later 27967445 Anonymous
>>27964929 Now the suffering begins.

37 min later 27967507 Anonymous
>>27965933 Unironically the worst thing you couldve done. Did the free shit at the beginning of January and nearly everything has doubled. Bitcoin hasn't even done 25%.

38 min later 27967583 Anonymous
>>27964973 This but live stream it.

41 min later 27967763 Anonymous (1611764234022.jpg 659x677 84kB)
>>27965357 Invest 10% of each paycheck into ONE Coinbase project. Do some research on this one (I personally suggest ETH). Besides the 10% that you HODL, try to set aside a portion of each paycheck for gambling - this will be money that you are okay with losing. >Take that gambling money and put it into a shitcoin that you personally believe will moonshot >If this coin does a 100x, you dump it and reinvest into the ONE stable coin you've already selected on Coinbase >Repeat this strategy until you've hit a magic number of total assets >I personally suggest HODLing past 1M of USD assets - anything withdrawals below that is foolish because of the 35% capital gains tax that you have to pay our incompetent government >Once you've withdrawn your 1M+ in USD, invest a portion of that in Gold or Silver (physical) and put the rest into a high dividend yield boomer stock, so that you'll get a paycheck every three months with which to live and reinvest into Coinbase Good luck and don't panic sell when the markets drop - simply buy more.

43 min later 27967835 Anonymous
>>27966692 ive been on a waitlist for a month already

45 min later 27967965 Anonymous
>>27966841 kek you must be really new.

46 min later 27967993 Anonymous
>>27967763 Why would anyone buy ETH when it could collapse at any moment?

46 min later 27968034 Anonymous
>>27967965 Which is why I just bought ETH instead of the cheaper shitcoins

48 min later 27968118 Anonymous (1612489797910.jpg 512x599 20kB)
>>27967993 Any coin could collapse at any given moment you sperg. Remember 2017? Yeah.

51 min later 27968299 Anonymous
>>27967993 Why does anyone do anything?

1 hours later 27969273 Anonymous
Just set up coinbase, i have to wait 1-2 days to be verified so that I can use a debit card. How can I buy ETH instantly?

1 hours later 27969364 Anonymous
Delete your account, the best investment is fiat currency savings in the bank

1 hours later 27969537 Anonymous (1600306309919.jpg 788x658 35kB)
>>27964929 Pay retarded coinbase fees. Switch to coinbasepro and buy with somewhat acceptable fees. Learn that any first mover coins aren't traded on coinbasepro and instead require "gas" to trade on another exchange. Research what that means exactly for you, post several times in biz asking people how to do this; eventually figure it out. Regret doing so as the gas fees fuck any sort of profit you would've made.

1 hours later 27969630 Anonymous
>>27967763 >Invest We're past the point where you can do that. The only thing worth doing now is daytrading until the collapse.

1 hours later 27971267 Anonymous
>>27964929 Figure out how much you can invest, either as a lump sum or over time. Invest half of it now, even if it is high, because you aren't even in the market and it may trend up. If it trends down, good you still have half, if it trends up you aren't fucked.

1 hours later 27971500 Anonymous
>>27967835 holy shit this when does the fucking waitlist end

1 hours later 27971609 Anonymous
>>27964973 I've already died

1 hours later 27971700 Anonymous
>>27969537 Sad but true.

2 hours later 27972904 Anonymous
>>27967763 any tips for finding coins to gamble on?

2 hours later 27972982 Anonymous
>>27965306 I unironically actually did this and consider it one of the worst most ignorant brainless things I or anyone I have ever known has done

2 hours later 27973043 Anonymous
>>27968118 >Remember 2017 I doubt OP remembers anything from when he was 6 years old, anon

2 hours later 27973111 Anonymous
>>27964973 No not yet. You’re skipping steps. >>27964929 Buy ETH

2 hours later 27973142 Anonymous
>>27965029 metamask vs exodus ?

2 hours later 27973365 Anonymous
>>27969537 >ETH 2.0 will fix this

2 hours later 27974281 Anonymous (20180706_121801.png 350x450 105kB)
CANT STOP

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