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2021-02-04 09:00 27743696 Anonymous (1611541071213.jpg 678x710 32kB)
Post: >your age >your net worth >the year you got into investing >investment that made you the most money >virginity status We are all anonymous here. No need to lie.

3 min later 27743977 Anonymous (1610596604304.jpg 815x900 63kB)
>>27743696 >24 >2000 (student loans) >made 2x on IDLE and immediately lost it >non virgin

3 min later 27744015 Anonymous
>20 >125K >2017 with crypto >NIO stock >still a virgin

3 min later 27744026 Anonymous
>20 >-5k >2019 >When I sold link too early >Virgin

4 min later 27744154 Anonymous
>>27743696 18 20k this year eth non virgin

5 min later 27744239 Anonymous (8fb6b4984a93c68433e449955170b1da.png 461x429 151kB)
>23 > <£5k (extreme poorfag) >2021. Want to stop being poorfag. >Made like 40£ on STMX yesterday, was a nice bill payer. >Not virgin. I have got 250£ aside for investing, how can I snowball this into bigger investments fast? Help me make it.

6 min later 27744340 Anonymous
>29 >25k debt/60k home equity/2k bank/19k crypto >2017 >non virgin

6 min later 27744344 Anonymous
>>27743696 >24 >10k(ish) >2020 >chinese stocks >lost it (to a chinese girl)

7 min later 27744393 Anonymous (Ye.jpg 1068x601 99kB)
>>27743696 >20 >2500€ >2021 >i made 0.15 euro with prq today >fucked one girl some years ago

7 min later 27744425 Anonymous (75062396_745043066396447_1058839844170765092_n.webm 624x1110 755kB)
>>27743696 >>your age 31 >>your net worth $765k >>the year you got into investing 2005 >>investment that made you the most money AMZN (bought in 2005) >>virginity status I get it in.

7 min later 27744433 Anonymous
>>27743696 >18 >~$13k (i will have to pay ~$30k in four years so technically $-17k) >last year >Coomcoin, unironically (because it made me eligible for uniswap airdrop) >virgin

8 min later 27744537 Anonymous
>>27743696 Early 30s 900k 2010 Link 60+ women, but I’m old and shit

9 min later 27744588 Anonymous
>36 >-26,000$ >2021 >selling car >kissed two girls in 2007

9 min later 27744589 Anonymous
>>27743696 31 about 70k = 120k in crypto and 50k student debt which is interest free in my country 2016 LINK non virgin

9 min later 27744600 Anonymous
>20 >-$10k >this year >bit, eth, link >virgin

9 min later 27744652 Anonymous
>>27743696 >21 >8000 >2019 >AAPL >non virgin

10 min later 27744665 Anonymous (IMG_20210129_184434_819.jpg 1267x785 118kB)
>>27743696 >19 >15 usd >buttcoin >virgin

10 min later 27744697 Anonymous (1612216600508.png 675x601 343kB)
>>27743696 23 About $110k net worth ($20k PM, $60k Crypto, $20k Car, some ammo and guns, a bunch of food and shit, $7k in stonks, about $30k in 401(k) but I don't count that shit nigger Made my first investment in 2017, didn't make real trades and investments until 2019 or so Made most money by buying a Bitcoin during the $3k dip in 2019 lmao I lost my virginity to a big titty goth gf when I was 15

10 min later 27744705 Anonymous
>>27743696 21 30k+- A week before gme NOK +18 Gf from 16-18 Pls let AMD become better than NOK

10 min later 27744715 Anonymous (milky.jpg 543x768 70kB)
>>27743696 >21 >14k >december 2020 > BAO >virgin but had girl naked in my bed and did sexy shit before i realized i needed to take the christpill and not be degenerate

11 min later 27744771 Anonymous
>>27743696 28. $2500 Last year. I'm still in red KhV Yes, you guessed right. I'm a NEET.

11 min later 27744780 Anonymous
>>27744340 oh yea investment that made me the most was statera but sold it all cuz covid fucked my income.

11 min later 27744812 Anonymous
>>27743696 22 20k+ 2020 AAVE have fucked 26 prostitutes

11 min later 27744830 Anonymous
>>27743696 >age 25 >networth Including my car? 1800$ or so and debt free including my guns? closer to 2100$ >year I got into investing, 2016/2015 I think >Investment that made me the most money I bought LONZA before Covid, they said they were joining Pfizer to make the coof vaccine, it mooned, I sold. >virginity status still a virgin, and don't have any plans to change that.

12 min later 27744859 Anonymous
>>27744705 >Pls let AMD become better than NOK AHAHAHA nope, NOK master race

12 min later 27744921 Anonymous (1611098244030.jpg 578x433 363kB)
>>27743696 >26 >€125k >2017 >bitcoin >not virgin

13 min later 27744989 Anonymous (OCdonotsteal.png 1152x648 25kB)
>>27743696 >>your age 27 >>your net worth $160k >>the year you got into investing 2017 >>investment that made you the most money LINK >>virginity status bags of sand

14 min later 27745071 Anonymous
nigga 100s of bicycles always hustlin drugs your girl

14 min later 27745088 Anonymous
>22 >600-700$ in crypto, the salary i get from work i blow away on shit i dont need >2020 q4 >not virgin

15 min later 27745220 Anonymous
>>27743696 >28 >~$70,000 >2019 >DOGE , being a wagie if that counts :( >been fucked in the ass and sucked dick a lot. Been given a couple bj's too. Never put my dick in ass or vag.

16 min later 27745269 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2021-02-04 at 3.16.08 PM.png 666x1048 1153kB)
>26 >270K >2016 with stocks >DDOG Stock >Pic related 23 yo GF

16 min later 27745277 Anonymous
>23 >$25k >2020 >Doge kek >lost my virginity at 16, fucked 20 girls since and currently have a gf

17 min later 27745342 Anonymous (Em-LwF7UwAEesfL.jpg 1024x655 91kB)
>23 >110k >2018, but bought 0.07 BTC in 2015 lel >Bitcoin, eth, link, PARSIQ and rubic >non virgin

17 min later 27745383 Anonymous (1612367950995.png 768x1024 1237kB)
>>27745071 My nigger, are you lost? This isn't World Star

17 min later 27745420 Anonymous
>>27743696 just turned 26 $3.8M trust fund tied up in stocks I try to never touch or think about $400k in crypto - only ever put in $15k USD that I had saved from internship money during college. i made my first and only "real" investment in jan 2017. it was everything i had on ethereum at $11. have gotten into buying shitcoins with that eth subsequently.

18 min later 27745499 Anonymous (20201123_105008.jpg 2560x1440 1281kB)
>>27743696 >your age 32 >your net worth Somewhere just north of $800k including house, stoinks, crypto, boomer rocks, etc >the year you got into investing 2016 >investment that made you the most money Chainlink >virginity status Married, first baby on the way. Not quite "made it" maybe but gettin there. Life is good bros.

18 min later 27745508 Anonymous
>>27745420 oh, forgot virginity. ive been fucking since i was 14, now currently with a long term gf. i am writing these things to remind myself how much i have to be thankful for - sometimes my outlook isnt great.

19 min later 27745547 Anonymous
>>27743696 >22 >80K >Last month >100x of SHIB, but in terms of money, RBC >virgin

19 min later 27745596 Anonymous
>your age 32 >your net worth $2000 >the year you got into investing Never >investment that made you the most money Filling out the “I don’t pay taxes” form for the COVID relief check >virginity status Yes.

20 min later 27745646 Anonymous
>>27743696 >26 >about 200k if you include my retirement savings >mid 2020 for the GME meme but didnt hold and sold at 19 in September ish >PLTR, bought at 14 and sold at 33 in the middle of buttfuck nowhere in -30 weather for 2 weeks with 1 bar of data >married with a son but I'm in the army so for all I know hes uncle jodi's kid

20 min later 27745648 Anonymous
>18 >3k-ish >16? I don't remember >Longing BTC on 10x through December 2020 till Jan 2021 >Virgin

20 min later 27745656 Anonymous
>40+ >M >last century... >bonds >have offspring allready

21 min later 27745747 Anonymous
>>27743696 >22 >$11k leafbux >2019 >$AMD >kissed virgin

22 min later 27745864 Anonymous
>>27743696 28 not including my car ~30k 2018, but only put a little in. 2020 i played with it more i made around 10k that i used to buy my car and saved more not a virgin, i get to fuck my Japanese Wife

22 min later 27745878 Anonymous
>>27743696 >26 >60k (AUD) >2017 but bought doge in 2013 >Axion, 2k to 67k but muh diamond hands kept til 25k >father of one

22 min later 27745884 Anonymous
>>27743696 >23 >$5k if we count student loans >Linkies >Engaged, lost virginity at 16 but I wish i kept it until marriage

22 min later 27745892 Anonymous (IMG-20210106-WA0019.jpg 1920x1080 352kB)
21 $2k 2021. Missed $7k on $GME due to greed & r*ddit fuckery. Made -150$ Have loving gf Where to dump my 2k?

23 min later 27746002 Anonymous
>>27743696 >>18 >>5000 $ >>2018 >>100 $ from 200 share i bought 2 months ago >>Full on virg, but I don't really want a gf.

24 min later 27746075 Anonymous
>>27745648 >16 I was 16yo, so that'd be 2018

25 min later 27746224 Anonymous (whyohwhy.jpg 700x508 32kB)
>24 >Like £20k liquid, £20k in house >This year >Not much so far, only in index funds >Virgin

26 min later 27746287 Anonymous
Everybody is a broke election tourist. Figures. 23 65k USD 2015 Stay mad niggers I won’t tell.

27 min later 27746438 Anonymous (1541892813684.png 612x456 21kB)
>>27743696 >25 >100k >2014 >boomer stocks >not a virgin but hate my gf

29 min later 27746661 Anonymous
>19 >5k $CAD (1k if you count my student debts) >Just started investing for fun when I fell for the dogecoin meme and tried to make my money back (Newfag) >I'm down like 40$ I haven't really made money but if reef moons I will make a significant amount of money >Not a virgin

30 min later 27746695 Anonymous
>34 >$120k or so >Started invested March 2020 when Dow tanked to 19,000 points, I put $60k savings in Robinhood throughout March-July and its been steadily going up. Will invest ~20k per year going forward. >Best investments are the Airline, Cruiselines, MGM/casinos, oil/gas, Exxon, Dave and Busters, etc. Basically I bought everything that was hurt the most by Covid panic. Now that Biden is Pres, I have been buying elusively China/Asia. (Tencent, BABA, TSM, JD)

31 min later 27746843 Anonymous
>>27743696 >31 >$37k cash + $8k stocks + $20k IRA/401k - $6k car loan - $400/mo student loans for the next 18 years >2 years ago >UNI airdrop $1200 for doing nothing, GME turned $500 into $1500 in 3 days >non virgin

33 min later 27747013 Anonymous
>>27743696 22 115k in crypto Buying cardano at 3c Non virgin but performance anxiety keeping me from having sex

34 min later 27747081 Anonymous (1610592087625.png 1418x1660 3248kB)
>>27745383

34 min later 27747102 Anonymous (1610891785785.jpg 800x913 566kB)
>>27743696 >20 >0 probably >never >? >I think asking for v card is making me sound like a subhuman when I have been in a teen relationship and have kissed a couple of fembots

36 min later 27747245 Anonymous
>>27744239 Get a job

36 min later 27747317 Anonymous (1612471028929.jpg 888x894 62kB)
>>27743696 25 $50k 2020 ETH KHV

37 min later 27747348 Anonymous (11-18-15-Phylliroe.png 812x460 640kB)
>23 >70k after taxes if I sold my links (5k bag) >2018 >LINK >lost virginity to a chinese grill

39 min later 27747522 Anonymous
>21 >- >2021 >- >turbo chad

40 min later 27747597 Anonymous
>23 >10k >2020 >amc lol >non virgin

40 min later 27747617 Anonymous
>>27747245 I have a job, but its closed because of COVID. So i just get my furlough pay.

43 min later 27747960 Anonymous (Snapchat-894615404.jpg 1080x1728 65kB)
>27 >70k -15k student loans >Started investing 2019 >Made like 20k on crypto from 8k >pulled out 40 eth on jan 1st to start day trading. Currently down 15%. But ethereum has since doubled in price :) >no

44 min later 27748035 Anonymous (1612468824860.jpg 676x710 46kB)
>>27743696 >24 >$10,000 >2017 >LINK >Sex haver

45 min later 27748081 Anonymous
>>27743696 >Post: yes >>your age 44 >>your net worth unrealized probably 780 million usd Less than 2k usd "realized" >>the year you got into investing "Investing" per se I haven't done so. Most of the shit i try to pull is rank speculation >>investment that made you the most money Chainlink so far >>virginity status 11 girls have had my dick inside them none that i didn't pay for >We are all anonymous here. No need to lie. uh huh

46 min later 27748236 Anonymous (1397856031272.png 528x384 166kB)
>>27743696 >25 >50k >2019 >TSLA right after stock split >not virgin

46 min later 27748250 Anonymous (-633696654.jpg 750x1000 623kB)
32 $25k 32 Have slept with many girl, mostly Asian I only care about money because I want to cum inside of more Asian girls

50 min later 27748580 Anonymous
26 10k Moderna had sex with my best friend (male) when we were drunk like 10 years ago. We don't talk anymore.

50 min later 27748589 Anonymous
>>27743696 27 around 20k Last friday 16 cents with plug power non-virign

50 min later 27748610 Anonymous (1609850895761.jpg 801x601 48kB)
24 £30k including pension 2017 ETH, bought when it was £480 here and there. Only bought 2 though and traded 0.4 of that away into shitcoins which haven't done so well. Lay count 11

51 min later 27748712 Anonymous
>>27743696 >21 >about 30k, most of it cash >2019 >10x gains on BAO, 5x gains on snapchat >non virgin

52 min later 27748859 Anonymous
>>27744425 >i get it in ok virgin

52 min later 27748861 Anonymous
>34 >155k >2014 >boomer indexed mutual funds. only took the plunge into crypto this year >not a virgin

55 min later 27749227 Anonymous
34 Roughly 100k 2017 Silver and gold Gf +2 kids

55 min later 27749240 Anonymous
>>27743696 >27 >15K >2020 >BTC >lost at 19

56 min later 27749296 Anonymous (kek.png 1626x904 88kB)
>>27743696 >25 >$50K >2016 >Canadian weed boom >not lying when I say ive fucked over 30 thots raw I trade basic supply and demand in fx though kek

56 min later 27749326 Anonymous
>>27743696 >25 >90k (thank you crypto) >2019 >LINK >Non virgin, only once (I hate my life)

57 min later 27749397 Anonymous
>>27743696 >22 >2-5M >parents been investing my money since I was born >idk whatever made the generic stocks increase the most >virgin, been in a romantic relationship though

57 min later 27749446 Anonymous (C19F0D65-2F75-488A-A910-39AA3F68F1BC.png 750x1334 1923kB)
>>27743696 >24 >20k >2020 >flipped XLM for 2.2k in ~24 hours Not virgin but haven’t had sex in almost 6 years

58 min later 27749489 Anonymous (7co8d.jpg 750x1000 117kB)
>26 >-5k >Literally 2021, been interested in crypto from a technical standpoint since bitcoin >None, but I'm betting quitting drugs was a good one >Lost

58 min later 27749510 Anonymous
I’m 35 and about to be evicted. I bought 10 in Doge in hopes of it going to 1 dollar. Cashapp is deryknc.

58 min later 27749514 Anonymous
>>27745596 based

59 min later 27749589 Anonymous
>>27749446 damn hell of a dry spell I’ve been dry almost 3 years

1 hours later 27749913 Anonymous (B414A527-D768-4288-9D25-B939A4753672.png 750x1334 2307kB)
>>27749589 Yeah I’m not bad looking it’s just women can tell I want to kill myself as soon as they look me in the eyes

1 hours later 27750036 Anonymous
>>27743696 31, 80k, 2015, TQQQ, haven't had sex since I started investing

1 hours later 27750046 Anonymous
>>27749510 Aw poor guy, I'll definitely not be sending you any money. Now suffer.

1 hours later 27750600 Anonymous
28 150k+ (would be a lot more but covid fuckd my business in the ass) my dad helped me buy 1 share of disney stock when i was a kid Business did me well. though i had a hell of a run with TSMC this year. Been with enough women to know 99 percent of them are a waste of time

1 hours later 27750652 Anonymous
>>27743696 >18 >30,000 >2020 >UNI airdrop kek >handholdless

1 hours later 27750897 Anonymous
>24 >15k >2020 (been interested for years though) >doubled my XRP profit in November >Non virgin

1 hours later 27751039 Anonymous
37 Around £150k, mostly the house. 2017 LINK Not Virgin, 2 kids

1 hours later 27751206 Anonymous
>29 >150k >Never >Investing 29 years into grandma so I got the inheritence >Non-virgin, no sex for ten years

1 hours later 27751375 Anonymous
>>27743696 23 -35k 2016 or so with crypto >Eth, about 15k >Not a virgin

1 hours later 27751560 Anonymous
>21 >30k >2017 for a few months, then came back in 2020 >Shorting XRP after SEC Lawsuit news >Virgin, but been in romantic relationship:(

1 hours later 27751569 Anonymous (MV5BM2EwOTc5NWEtNzlmNC00NGU0LTgyYWYtZDljYzNkODYwNDBkXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTgyMzEyNDY@._V1_UY1200_CR748,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg 630x1200 49kB)
29 460k 2017 Stacking ETH at $85 Non virgin

1 hours later 27751704 Anonymous
>>27745269 BLUE BOARD REEEE!

1 hours later 27751804 Anonymous (Evola.jpg 189x267 7kB)
>>27743696 >26 >£60k >2019 >BTC and Alibaba >Non-virgin Though last time I had sex was in Summer 2020, my life sucks wfh and barely seeing the sun, aiming to get a mortgage this year so I don't have to leach on my parents anymore

1 hours later 27751946 Anonymous
>>27743696 23 $250k 2020 Avax Non virgin

1 hours later 27751988 Anonymous
>20 >1k >shiba, $200 virgin

1 hours later 27752000 Anonymous (1605418846648.jpg 838x1200 162kB)
>>27743696 >27 >Still in college. i make around €3.6k a year with side jobs >invested in crypto January 2021 >invested €600 and already x2 in a month. now €1200. >mfw i made more money investing then working at my side job. >in a happy relationship for 6 years now. Bro's am i gonna make it? i feel like a total failure at this age.

1 hours later 27752050 Anonymous
>>27743696 >24 >$8k (Poland) >2020 >$PINS, XRP futures >Fucks

1 hours later 27752103 Anonymous
Kys reddit nigger faggot

1 hours later 27752208 Anonymous
>32 >290k >2017 >BTC >Nonvirgin Had zero net worth until I paid off my student loans at 27. College was a waste.

1 hours later 27752285 Anonymous
>>27743696 >29 >200k >Nintendo

1 hours later 27752598 Anonymous
>>27743696 >22 >51K >2019 >ETH/LINK >Virgin

1 hours later 27752619 Anonymous
>>27743696 >31 >4500USD >2019 >Bitcoin, no leverage (Sold at 11300 FUCKING SHIT) >Virgin until married (Cathbros will understand)

1 hours later 27752763 Anonymous
>>27743696 >31 >90k >2013 >eth >non virgin

1 hours later 27752825 Anonymous (1594673923814.jpg 446x334 29kB)
>>27743696 >25 >100k >2017 >RSR, 7k Profit >non-virgin

1 hours later 27752930 Anonymous
>>27743696 >24 >$60k >2016 (did none from late 2016 to late 2020) >BTC >bdsm degenerate Paid off all my loans within 6 months of graduating, could have dumped it into BTC instead and made 40k, now they might actually be cancelling them. I'm seething.

1 hours later 27753174 Anonymous
>>27743696 22 6k liquid/~5k other 2021 I made -$433.05 on GME virgin (2 chances but not before marriage :)))

1 hours later 27753459 Anonymous
>your age 18 >your net worth 6k >the year you got into investing oct 2020 >investment that made you the most money btc >virginity status virgin

1 hours later 27753704 Anonymous
>>27753459 Stay virgin until marriage anon don't fall for the roastie bamboozle

1 hours later 27753733 Anonymous
>>27743696 >30 >€15k >lost 1500 on gme >virgin living with mom

1 hours later 27753948 Anonymous (1612047755598.jpg 990x990 115kB)
>>27743696 >30 >730k >2 weeks ago >GME >virgin when the squeeze happens i should have 750k. my realized as some call them gains, are in the negative right now obviously, as i bought in at 70. however losses arent real until you make them real and sell out. once the squeeze happens i will cash out 50% at 1000$, 25% at 750$, 12.5% at 1000 with a trailing stop, and 12.5% with no stop loss while its squeezing my first cashout will be to buy bonds and i will invest them into gamespot and sell the premium and then use this money to short the stock once it begins to dip below 1000 if my plan succeds i will be anywhere between 750k and 25 million i will then reinvest this immediately to

1 hours later 27754019 Anonymous (image0.jpg 234x290 22kB)
>23 >$200 >2020 Made $150 on btc last month Had sex in hs but never came because my phimosis dick was in severe pain. Dont worry I've recovered anons.

1 hours later 27754026 Anonymous
24 $75k in cash, stocks and crypto. Have another $40k tied up in a biotech startup I joined early on, probably worth more by the time we go public 2016 AMD, had since 2015.

1 hours later 27754041 Anonymous
>>27743696 32 years old ~7k € 2017 ChainLINK father of one, married to my beloved tradwife

1 hours later 27754161 Anonymous
>>27753948 I hope you're joking anon Everyone thinks exactly like you so what do you think when this thing hits 150, let alone 200 IF that ever happens? Everyone will sell and drive the price down again, poor redditors but well, aren't they like "Captain America" and shit? To each his own

1 hours later 27754167 Anonymous (1612304628870.jpg 960x960 66kB)
>>27743696 >25 >32,000 >DOGE >40+ women from many different nations.

1 hours later 27754282 Anonymous
>>27748081 Did you really mean to say $780M?

1 hours later 27754303 Anonymous (1609286758299.gif 500x259 1020kB)
>27 >500k >2017 >Crypto >Still virgin

1 hours later 27754335 Anonymous
>26 (almost 27) >65k >2018, on and off >Ethereum (made more shorting SPY but got wiped out by jpow) >virgin (but I’ve had my dick sucked) It’s going pretty bad right now.

1 hours later 27754460 Anonymous
29 35k 401k 5k think or swim 2k cash 7k credit card debt

1 hours later 27754510 Anonymous
>>27743696 >18 >somewhere around 2k >last december >silver i guess, i made $20 on AMC too >not

1 hours later 27754540 Anonymous (1611776782873.jpg 476x282 29kB)
>27 >5K >2021 >GME >not a virgin Since I work from home and my family budget leaves us with around 500 in excess each month, I wanted to have that money DO something instead of just sit around. Just recently invested in VGAC since 23andMe went public on through them. Figured it might make for a good pump and dump but I'm new so we'll see what happens.

1 hours later 27754547 Anonymous
>>27753948 >when the squeeze happens thanks I needed a good laugh anon

1 hours later 27754595 Anonymous
>>27752000 If you’re in a happy relationship and feel like a total failure you should kill her and then yourself

1 hours later 27754619 Anonymous
>>27743696 >21 >£13k >2020 >GME >virgin

1 hours later 27754663 Anonymous
>>27754026 Oh also not virgin, long term gf

1 hours later 27754685 Anonymous
>29 >800k >2017 >LINK >non-virgin

1 hours later 27754709 Sage
>22 >$600 >the DOGE pnd a few days ago >Not a virgin

1 hours later 27754710 Anonymous
>>27743696 >19 >20k >2020 >GME kek >Does a bj count?

1 hours later 27754720 Anonymous
>>27743696 >18 >230K >2020 defi bullrun >Virgin Any advice?

1 hours later 27754761 Anonymous
>>27754595 that seems like a bad cure for low self esteem

1 hours later 27754771 Anonymous
>>27743696 >21 >~75k >2017 >Link @ .13 cents, bought 2.1k >have had sex with 4 girls, dont like to sleep around a lot i feel like im not going to make it bros. i need another link moonshot if im ever going to escape the rat race

1 hours later 27754786 Anonymous
>>27744425 You started investing accounts when you were 15?

1 hours later 27754834 Anonymous (1540228243379.png 888x1025 1803kB)
>>27743696 27 year old virgin with $410k in LINK, $~100k in stocks. Got into investing back in high school buying boomer stocks for my IRA. I'm glad /biz/ showed me the error in my ways all those years ago. The worst part is that women think I have a normal sex life lol. I just never pursue relationships.

1 hours later 27754843 Anonymous (1612279313210.jpg 1402x1080 166kB)
>>27754720 >Any advice? Yeah, give me advice. Trust me it works.

1 hours later 27754926 Anonymous
>>27743696 >28 >call it 100k >2016 >Smith & Wesson calls I bought after a DNC debate in 2019 >wizard

1 hours later 27754945 Anonymous
>>27743696 >23 >20k >2020 >AAVE >virgin

1 hours later 27754948 Anonymous
>your age 23 >your net worth 15,000 CAD >the year you got into investing N/A >investment that made you the most money N/A >virginity status KHV I hate everything.

1 hours later 27755075 Anonymous
>26 >$0 >2019 playing with RH after seeing co-workers do it >not a virgin, but every partner has come with shameful acts of sexual trauma

1 hours later 27755111 Anonymous (Huxian.jpg 2102x2744 2605kB)
>23 >370K >2019 >HD >non-virgin

1 hours later 27755118 Anonymous
>>27750600 Based

1 hours later 27755152 Anonymous
>your age 19 >your net worth I have 10k+$ in crypto >the year you got into investing 2019 >investment that made you the most money AMPL (kek) allowed me to get 400 UNI >virginity status What do you think?

1 hours later 27755299 Anonymous
>>27743696 >27 >if I count my cellphone and laptop as something for my net worth probably around 1500 bucks >BTC in 2017, made 100 bucks >lost virginity at 20 I fucking hate being a third worlder, can't invest in jack shit because my money is worth fucking pennies on the dollar

2 hours later 27755381 Anonymous (tinfoilapu.jpg 596x444 73kB)
>>27743696 >25 >7k >this year >eth or doge >on my way to wizard Biggest lesson I learned as a poorfag is not to bother with uniswap shitcoins and gasfees if you can only put ~100 into one at a time. Lost a bit to gas that got ate during transactions too.

2 hours later 27755543 Anonymous
>>27743696 >34 >930k >20 >taking 20k out of my retirement and building an ecomm business that makes 850k a year. > fucked well over 100 women

2 hours later 27755578 Anonymous
>27 >over 100k € >2012 >virgin Such is life

2 hours later 27755703 Anonymous (xecfeGVR.jpg 1280x720 122kB)
>>27743696 >26 >19k >2020 >XRP >non virgin

2 hours later 27755709 Anonymous
>>27755578 >got in 2012 and only worth 100k Did you just put in 10€ every month? wtf

2 hours later 27755720 Anonymous
>20 >4k >2020 >Rode RCL corona dip to 70 >Non virgin

2 hours later 27755878 Anonymous
so many people under 30 with over 100k, did yall inherit or did you wageslave that shit

2 hours later 27755921 Anonymous
>>27743696 27 102k 2017 BTC yes

2 hours later 27755997 Anonymous
>26 >90,000円 £12,500 >2020 November >Nothing substantial >I'm a Virgin with my dick but my ass that's another story

2 hours later 27756045 Anonymous
FUCK YOU IM NOT SELLING !!!!!

2 hours later 27756088 Anonymous
>>27755709 I was using funds suggested by the bank, only recently did I realize how heavy the commissions on those are. I invested in cripto 2k saturday and now I have almost 20k, based Shake and Milk for showing me the way. Ill do my best to get back those years I spent paying fees. Also 80k are all liquidity, if I were to count my house or car it would go up I guess but those have their own situation

2 hours later 27756428 Anonymous
>>27744588 Jesus christ i feel bad for you

2 hours later 27756670 Anonymous
>>27745596 Thank you for making me feel better about my life.

2 hours later 27756872 Anonymous (B57865F6-30C3-4B7B-843A-C78DED4CBE61.png 1024x832 666kB)
>>27743696 > 24 > 5k > made $500 USD on ETH > non-virgin and have a qt gf

2 hours later 27757056 Anonymous (1611147864408.jpg 800x927 260kB)
>>27743696 >24 >36,000 >got into investing last year >most money I've made is on the recent BB pump >not a virgin, nice girlfriend to even this out I did just lose about 3,000 on GME, I need to learn when to take profits.

2 hours later 27757084 Anonymous
>>27743696 >your age 46 >your net worth 1.7M >the year you got into investing 2017. Too damn late, fucked around my 20s and 30s but catching up now >investment that made you the most money LINK, ETH, BTC... and many years of education >virginity status Lost count. I'm tall, good looking, fit, professional, and reasonably sophisticated so a lot of women throw sex my way in the hope of nailing down that elusive financially stable provider. Young'uns take note, after 30, women get thirstier than high school boys.

2 hours later 27757131 Anonymous
22 10k Last month Still a virgin

2 hours later 27757151 Anonymous
>>27755878 All you have to do is be a retard and go in heavily on stuff like MCDC: https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap /pair-explorer/0x76d629ebad7fdf703e d5923f41f20c472e8f23e3 Easy 10x if you were in the threads yesterday. Just do that a couple times and boom, you've made it.

2 hours later 27757225 Anonymous
>>27743696 >33 >60k, most of it reserved for a house's down payment >2021 >LGCY, $200. I've started in crypto with 2k this past month. >Not a virgin, but barely

2 hours later 27757602 Anonymous (1606900443857.png 800x800 1172kB)
22 yo 100k $ 2018 Tesla Stock lost virginity at age 17

2 hours later 27757707 Anonymous
>>27745499 Checked and you made it anon

2 hours later 27757733 Anonymous
>>27743696 40 700k 2015 BTC and ETH fucked lots of hoes, now happily married

2 hours later 27757747 Anonymous
>>27754282 yeh why? you are aware that link was once 20 cents right?

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>>27743696 21 5k Jumia Not a virgin, but just go dumped

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>>27743696 >28 >$88k >started 401k in 2016 and crypto/stocks in 2018 >BTC >no, currently 5mos preggo

2 hours later 27759217 Anonymous
>>27757151 That sounds retarded but I'm interested in the methodology. Is there a good way of tracking how much is being bought and sold on dextools?

2 hours later 27759605 Anonymous (AF7DAB58-B7E1-4215-A366-5E7EF94906A4.jpg 1242x1419 1086kB)
>>27743696 >20 >10K >2018 >NOK Leap swing trading +2K over a month >Virgin :(

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>>27758828 Congrats

2 hours later 27759790 Anonymous
>>27754685 Almost me >28 Sergey, Johnny, please cook that steak medium rare.

3 hours later 27760557 Anonymous
>>27743696 >29 >305k >2015 >Made 40k last month on etc & btc. >my # is 16

3 hours later 27760975 Anonymous
>24 >~$15k >made a bunch in crypto betting on Trump >lost a bunch in crypto betting on Trump feels bad bros, I hate the kikes so much, I have an interview as a warehouse wagie tomorrow

3 hours later 27761060 Anonymous
>>27760975 oh yea, and virgin, kissed 3 girls tho

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>>27744715 Are you me?

3 hours later 27761151 Anonymous (original_28418206823.png 677x300 39kB)
$CLF 02/04/2021 >"New orders for manufactured goods in December, up eight consecutive months, increased $5.2 billion or 1.1 percent to $493.5 billion, the U.S. Census Bureau reported today." https://www.census.gov/manufacturin g/m3/prel/pdf/s-i-o.pdf ------------------------------- $CLF 02/04/2021 >"US trade court dismisses challenge to Section 232 steel tariff" https://agmetalminer.com/2021/02/04 /this-morning-in-metals-us-trade-co urt-dismisses-challenge-to-section- 232-steel-tariff/

3 hours later 27761188 Anonymous
>26 >$110,000 probably? >2016 i think? >AMD literally the only stocks ever bought and sold until getting memed into buying NOK recently. bought for 2.20, sold for 10, made a couple thousand but still regret not holding it >not virgin, but its been a literal decade since i've had some, so may as well be

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>19 >200k >2020 >GME >had sex with a girl i didnt love

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>>27743696 >25 >10k >5 months ago >Uniswap airdrop >lost at age 15

3 hours later 27761413 Anonymous (1548186465049.jpg 914x545 150kB)
> 29 > 573k as of market close > 2013 > $VOO lmao > aspiring Wizard

3 hours later 27761440 Anonymous (1604949463419.png 701x349 393kB)
>>27743696 >30 >$40M >2013 >LINK. Bought 600 ETH worth of it during the pre-sale. >still a virgin You win some, you lose some, I guess.

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>>27743696 30s pic 10 years ago but sold all for college 3years ago pic laid

3 hours later 27761561 Anonymous
23 10k ira/15k tsp/ 15k shitcoins/ 3k cash 2018 4mm BAO at .00023 Virgin and committed to my waifu

3 hours later 27761679 Anonymous
>>27743696 >>your age 38 >>your net worth about -10k >>the year you got into investing 2021 >>investment that made you the most money GME. Put almost my entire $600 stimulus in at $60, cashed out at $317 >>virginity status lost it 20+ years ago

3 hours later 27761699 Anonymous (33225882-04A3-4BE6-97CC-5C852CC5B6F5.jpg 640x799 91kB)
>>27754786 Parents were super supportive of me being interested into investing at a young age so they let me use their credentials.

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>>27743696 >20 >37k >2012 >AAVE >not a virgin

3 hours later 27761784 Anonymous
>>27743696 age >30 NW >40k USD all things considered year i go into investing >2021 literally right b4 the gamestop shit started highest return investment >the AAVE I bought literally last night, virginity >chad, only got into investing because i got my bm PREGNANT AND WE ARE KEEPING IT and i need to provide a future for this child

3 hours later 27761795 Anonymous
>>27754720 have sex

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>>27761440 are you a pro trader or just really lucky?

3 hours later 27762050 Anonymous
>>27761843 He already answered that in his post

3 hours later 27762087 Anonymous
>>27761843 I'm no institutional trader or anything, if that's what you mean with "pro trader", but I'd like to think I'm good at it rather than it all being luck.

3 hours later 27762313 Anonymous
>>27743696 >>your age 32 >>your net worth 200k >>the year you got into investing 2016 >>investment that made you the most money CIBC (canadian bank) (only just getting into crypto in the last few weeks) >>virginity status I dropped that when I was 19

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>23 >15k >a few months ago, end of 2020 >tie between RBC and BAO kek >still a virgin Things aren't going too great

3 hours later 27762743 Anonymous
>>27743696 >your age 27 >your net worth 10k euros >the year you got into investing 2019 >investment that made you the most money Tesla >virginity status Fuck different good looking girls every week. The only thing in life I got going for me. Pretty poor, lazy and dumb 113 IQ or something. I'm just no career person.

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>your age 25 >your net worth $80k >the year you got into investing 2017 >investment that made you the most money $Link >virginity status Probably fucked ur Waifu

3 hours later 27762984 Anonymous
>>27744425 Nice. Lot of young people in this thread. As long as you keep increasing net worth year over year, you'll make it. >800k >32

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>>27743696 >44, >$655k >25 when i got a Roth IRA >Made $200k on resale of a first condo >lost at 17 >why would i lie?

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>31 >$200K >Last October >ETH so far, got in at $600 >Married for 8 years

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20 60K 2019 Swinging XRP Turbo Virgin not interested in females until I own some realestate outright.

3 hours later 27763143 Anonymous (1612251709101.jpg 400x400 27kB)
>>27743696 >30 >300k all in cypto >link >non virgin but my girl left me it hurts frens

3 hours later 27763255 Anonymous
>>27743696 18 4000 sold pltr the day before their demo. could have made more but still made a decent amount virgin

3 hours later 27763657 Anonymous (1608654805520.jpg 340x296 37kB)
>>27743696 >>22 >>8 K >>2018 >>BTC >>Had sex one time

3 hours later 27763831 Anonymous
>>27743696 >20 (About to be 21 in a few days) >11k (Lost 2k from AMC recently but I'm still hodling) >End of December 2020 >Investments into XLM when it was still 0.14. Got like a $400 profit. >Not a virgin (I wish I was because I lost it to a girl that was way below my bar).

3 hours later 27763839 Anonymous
>>27761440 >>$40M >>still a virgin Holy shit dude. Holy fucking shit. You are 30 years old, have a 8 figure net worth and are still a virgin. Are you not interested in sex?

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>23 >5k >December 2020 >haven't cashed out but BAO an SHIB >non but its been years, lost my austin powers mojo

3 hours later 27763990 Anonymous (hug apu 2.jpg 1244x701 93kB)
>>27763143 bitches are temporary but crypto is forever. you'll push through it anon.

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>22 >35k >2020 >Rubic, cashed out two weeks ago though so missed out >Not a virgin but in a drought

3 hours later 27764141 Anonymous
>>27763054 holy shit are you me!? just turned 21 currently have 90K in crypto. i have swung xrp so fucking hard recently and made literally triple my annual income for my wagie job and i am now looking to buy a house and also possibly buy a woman

3 hours later 27764682 Anonymous (photo_2021-01-14_01-28-41.jpg 815x757 40kB)
>>27743696 >30 >80k >2019 >Injective >non virgin INJ gave me so much money when they start the testnet of the derivatives exchange. Now I am waiting for mainnet that includes some tokenized stocks like AMZN, TWTR, and GME

3 hours later 27764798 Anonymous
>your age 29 >your net worth ~20k (lol) >the year you got into investing 2020 >investment that made you the most money ETH and $NAKD, ~$1200 >virginity status sex haver

3 hours later 27765008 Anonymous (1533123480305.jpg 1024x958 80kB)
>>27763990 >you'll push through it anon thanks for the kind words fren

3 hours later 27765054 Anonymous (cofe.jpg 544x768 54kB)
>>27761078 damn I didn't think anyone else would also have a similar story lmao. Being a poorfag sucks I know we're gonna make it fren

3 hours later 27765078 Anonymous (1610343264192.gif 500x357 109kB)
>>27763839 I am, but I have a crippling social anxiety that had me in complete hikki NEET mode for most of my 20s, living with my parents and never left the house. I moved away from everything and everyone two years ago, so that I could go outside without running into acquaintances, and I've improved a lot since. Once I get the 'rona vaccine I plan to travel the world in an attempt to force myself out of my comfort zone and hopefully fix my anxiety issues, and I guess try to get laid in the process.

3 hours later 27765132 Anonymous
>>27743696 21 1.3M 2013 Bitcoin Lost it to a prostitute

3 hours later 27765142 Anonymous (2845BDF4-B26E-4B07-A419-F32A549FC029.jpg 576x635 129kB)
>26 >about 150k >2018 >Chainlink, but it’s unrealized right now. >not a virgin, although the last time I had sex was when I was 20 before I broke up with my gf and haven’t had female contact since

3 hours later 27765149 Anonymous
>30 >poorfag >this year >GRT >non virgin

3 hours later 27765193 Anonymous
>18 >10k >a year or two ago >BTC >got blown a few times

3 hours later 27765402 Anonymous
>>27743696 >your age 27 >your net worth 50k >the year you got into investing 2019 >investment that made you the most money Exeedme (XED) - that shit gave me 25x and i am waiting for bigger pump cuz it is the strongest altcoin in eSports space. it also combines DeFi and NFT >virginity status pussy hunter

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>>27743696 >34 >millionaire >2017 >Link >wizard... Someone please create a board to teach me how to live my life properly...

4 hours later 27765631 Anonymous
>>27743696 >18 >abt $17k (24k assets/7k debts) >2020 >VTI index fund >not a virgin lost it at 16

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>>27743696 >67 >€3.7M >1987 >TSLA

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>33 >$110k >March of last year >Haven't really had any big winners - maybe WKHS >not a virgin but don't get laid

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>20 >15k >2020 >BTC >Non-virgin (had sex once)

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>>27743696 >21 >60k usd >2020 >btc, link, algo efferium, doge >not a virgin but am working on regaining fearsome wizard powers...

4 hours later 27766600 Anonymous
18 400? 2018, quit, 2021 attempt 2 have exclusively lost money virgin. held someones hand. my only point of sexual pride is passing up on a sure chance with a broken girl >>27765078 reading countless "i wasted my 20s" posts has given me some similar plans, godspeed

4 hours later 27766673 Anonymous
>>27743696 >34 >100k >2019 >unironically bitcoin >non virgin lost it at 26 kek thought it would never happen

4 hours later 27766789 Anonymous
>>27748580 roastie

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>>27763990 >bitches are temporary but crypto is forever. unless you get married anon.

4 hours later 27766961 Anonymous
>>27743696 >21 Net worth is a shit estimate, but >300k >2018 is when I read Rich Sneed Poor Speed >fantom. Holding till I make 100M. >virgin by choice, I've lost several gf's because I won't sleep with them It's hard being virtuous bros

4 hours later 27766984 Anonymous
>>27743696 >22 >3k (Was 5.5k before meme stock shit, still holding). >2020 >ASO made me over 1k this year but the meme stocks took it away and then some >Virgin, kissless. I'm actually attractive, fit, and muscular but I have always been extremely introverted and don't like most women.

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>>27743696 > 23 > 170K > 2020 > XSN > Non-virgin

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31 1.3m 2015 No

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>>27745508 As long as you appreciate your life, nothing to be upset/embarrassed about. YGMI fren :)

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>>27743696 >24 >200k >2 years ago >GME sold at the peak >KHV fucking hell

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>>27743696 >28 >150k in crypto, 60k in debt with student loans and shit, 90k >2017, but skipped out on 2018-2019 and most of 2020 >unironically RUBIC >Kissless Virgin

4 hours later 27767189 Anonymous
30 300k 2019 crypto yes

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>>27743696 >18 >17k >UNI airdrop swapped to ETH, still holding >non-virgin ex-gf cheated and dumped me for some guy who drives an old ass Mercedes. I could buy 3 with my current net worth with the money I made “spending too much time on 4chan.” Fuck that bitch, she was a good fuck tho

4 hours later 27767284 Anonymous
>25 >80k personal (5M trust fund I don't have access till 30) >2012 first trade, but 2016 I actually started to take it seriously >TSLA & AMD literally make up half of my personal net worth since I invested heavily on 2016 after an acid trip

4 hours later 27767453 Anonymous
>>27767284 >(5M trust fund I don't have access till 30) fuck what a safety net, very fortunate anon

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>>27743696 >28 >$450k >2016 >in the end, BTC >khhv The older and richer I get, the more I realize that the only important thing is my relationship with God, and the extent to which I live according to His will. And cute lolis.

4 hours later 27767538 Anonymous
>25 >~180k - 20k student loans >2017 >I've made hardly anything from investing t. ETFcel. My NDQ holdings have increased by about 20k since 2017 >not virgin, only escorts though

4 hours later 27767652 Anonymous
>22 >Currently 2.2k >2017 >I 5x'd my stack, all in SXP, nearly had 1BTC >Not virgin

4 hours later 27767665 Anonymous
>35 >Around 20k >Made 5k on bitcoin 2016/17 >Have waved my dick at Craigslist/other personals with mild success since 19 I always miss the moonshots and my investments don't always go well. Guess it's the day job for me

4 hours later 27767677 Anonymous
>>27767284 >Not a virgin and currently on a relationship. I'm very quiet about my wealth, she thinks I'm living paycheck to paycheck since I'm really frugal.

4 hours later 27767733 Anonymous
Less virgins in here than I would have guessed.

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>>27767453 Yeah, honestly my grandad (rip) was a godsend. Since my dad and his brother are wealthy he decided to inherit his nephews directly.

4 hours later 27767950 Anonymous
>>27767866 If I was your dad or uncle I'd be pissed off.

4 hours later 27767959 Anonymous
16 1.5m 2017 Bitcoin I jerk off twice a day to keep mind fresh

4 hours later 27768059 Anonymous (Trump.jpg 800x629 179kB)
>Your Age 30 >Your Net Worth ~$175k, I definitely feel like I am behind here. But I also dont have any debt. >Year you got into investing 2014 >Investments that made you the most money FTEC >Virginity status I think my number is 31 right now

4 hours later 27768241 Anonymous
>>27767950 Eh, I don't think they care that much since this was mainly the sale of his estate and the family business was divided between them whilst he was still living. Both of them don't really need it, but 5M is 5M so I don't know if they resent all 5 of us nephews.

4 hours later 27768478 Anonymous
>>27743696 >25 >£30k >Traded the 2017 Summer Bull Run, missed out of the madness of the 2018 Winter. Back in on ETH in March 2020 > Unironically some shitcoin called $BONK, helped me pay for my apartment furnishing > Non-virgin, gigachad at uni

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>24 > -$2300 (fuck college) >2019 >Forgetting I had 400 UNI >Married

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>>27743696 >27 >-15k (25~k total assets, 40k debt from student loans and car) >2018 >S&P500 index fund >virgin I wish I'd paid more attention to crypto. I got in early because of /g/ but then I wasted it all on dumb shit when people were using it for anonymous transactions

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> 20 > -10k, massive car loan because I'm retarded > 2018, lost 1k on penny stocks and didn't come back till December 2019 > Currently made over $100 in APHA > Not a virgin

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>>27743696 >85 >5 mil >25 >virgin Why continue

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