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2021-02-04 04:32 27716935 Anonymous When did you realize you never should disclose crypto holdings to a female? (1609405116412.png 1106x1012 630kB)
1 min later 27717035 Anonymous
i realize that i shouldn't tell anybody
my father keeps asking me if i'm a millionare yet
1 min later 27717041 Anonymous
>>27716935
i made this pepe
6 min later 27717618 Anonymous
>>27716935
You should have always known better than to discuss you finances with a woman. I always assumed I was born with such knowledge by virtue of having a dick and some balls. I guess I was wrong.
10 min later 27717937 Anonymous
>>27716935
at what age do girls become gold diggers? i’m 18 and don’t really see it being a thing with the girls that i talk to
11 min later 27718025 Anonymous
>>27717937
25/27
13 min later 27718269 Anonymous
Only my parents know how much money I have and that’s because they have plenty of money and I don’t need to worry about them trying to get at my stash
15 min later 27718418 Anonymous
>>27716935
never disclose it to anyone period.
15 min later 27718449 Anonymous
>>27716935
dont disclose financials to anyone you fucking mongrel
17 min later 27718621 Anonymous (i just finna tryna c000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000m.jpg 400x388 35kB)
>>27717035
I don't even have a father, but at least I have 14k chainlink
17 min later 27718654 Anonymous
Used to talk about it years ago and now my mom constantly asks if I'm a "bitcoin billionaire" and that she doesn't want to work. I always respond with "muh boating accident"
She even did it in front of company once, I swear if that happens again I'm going to say money isn't polite table conversation and then start ranting about jews
19 min later 27718797 Anonymous
My wife doesn’t care. “Look hun I made us some money and doubled my investment in a month! Just think of the gains in 2 years!”
“Oh that’s nice sweety”
19 min later 27718844 Anonymous
>>27718654
I have convinced my mom to put $100 a month into chainlink and gave her $10k worth in case I need bail money.
21 min later 27718953 Anonymous (2f5b013d5875a8ca500140e37af9292749e7e70d3198e00119bb94e24abea8a0.jpg 992x939 210kB)
>>27718797
doomp
21 min later 27718974 Anonymous
if you're an alpha you can tell women whatever the fuck you want. they will respect you enough not to demand you waste your crypto on stupid shit. if you're beta, then yeah, keep your mouth shut
21 min later 27718986 Anonymous
Never disclose anything money-related to a female.
22 min later 27719051 Anonymous
unless you actually cash out
never tell anyone
anyone
22 min later 27719055 Anonymous
>>27716935
Knew that before I even knew about crypto
22 min later 27719065 Anonymous
>>27716935
This is why you get yourself a good one.
>tell gf when I get in
>buy her some Doge for the lols
>tell her around a yeah later he doge is worth ~$50 now
>she want's to keep her doge because doge is cute
>buy her some ARK before the first moon
>she doesn't know what to do
>sell her ARK for her
>give her the ~$2k
>she says she is too scared to stay in now crypto is worth something
>leaves crypto
>doesn't give a shit what I win or lose because she knows everything I have started from $20 and a doge mining rig
I have been talking about putting fiat back in for the first time in ~7 years, she doesn't give a shit I'm talking about $10k.
23 min later 27719150 Anonymous
You should if she's a broken mess that only lives for you and gives you her own money.
23 min later 27719151 Anonymous
>>27716935
Anyone who didn't automatically know not to do this, is a fucking idiot
23 min later 27719156 Anonymous
>>27717035
Just say you sold at the bottom so he is disappointed
24 min later 27719226 Anonymous
>>27718269
I tell my parents too because without crypto I'd have no chance to make as much or have as much wealth as them.
24 min later 27719244 Anonymous
>>27718797
Your wife does that too?
>oh that's nice, anon
>are you gonna do the dishes?
Bitch get excited about something other than a dicking.
24 min later 27719256 Anonymous
>>27717937
When they start struggling to manage their monthly income and their pointless purchases circa age 22-25 onwards
24 min later 27719313 Anonymous
Always makes them think you’re broke and give them bomb ass dick. I’m off the thread.
26 min later 27719462 Anonymous
>>27717618
This, it's basically instinct to hide my finances otherwise you're going to get roped into "why don't we but this other dumb bullshit instead?" conversation
26 min later 27719474 Anonymous
>>27717937
That's probably because girls your age don't expect you to have money but I've seen young girls go for young guys if they know their family has money. It's usually the most toxic ones though.
27 min later 27719578 Anonymous
>>27719313
This will end up being the most underrated post in the history of /biz/
27 min later 27719593 Anonymous
>>27717937
From the moment normal life events impose expenses onwards (aka 16). After that it's just a matter of what they consider "gold". 21 year olds will suck you dry for a good meal and some drinks, 28 year old will expect you to have a paid for house, nice car, and six figure income.
28 min later 27719649 Anonymous
>>27718986
based
29 min later 27719739 Anonymous
>>27719474
I'm an older guy that has dated some younger girls that thought being able to goto the pub every night or hire a boat for the weekend meant I was rich.
Somehow the 10yo beat up car didn't give up the game.
30 min later 27719805 Anonymous
>>27719474
I should have done that. I grew up poor in a rich area and those bitches were going on crazy tropical vacations every year. I want to take the male gold digger pill.
39 min later 27720755 Anonymous (image0-11.jpg 1266x1305 426kB)
>>27716935
I should have never mentioned anything about crypto.
>All I did was asking if she bought any bitcoin. >Now she no longer acts as my friend but an XRP schizo who won't stop shilling that shit coin.
>Corrected her that XRP is centralized.
>I got bombarded with nonsense.
>Fuck Ripple.
41 min later 27720982 Anonymous
>>27717618
well doesn't matter what me personally does or not, I see a lot of reddit and twitter and so on with peopel who fails so just wanna help my fellow anons
44 min later 27721292 Anonymous
>>27720755
Looks like you dodged a bullet there
45 min later 27721349 Anonymous
>>27720755
Who is this? Your sister?
48 min later 27721677 Anonymous
>>27717035
>tell dad I'm a millionaire
>"Son, i am proud. Never tell anyone else how much money you have though, keep it to yourself."
Haven't told anybody since then, people get annoyed sometimes and keep asking since they know I have a bunch of crypto. They don't understand why I don't say, but I've realized there's not much benefit to telling people and it can be used against you in different ways. Plus it takes off pressure, if I were to lose it all, I wouldn't have to explain that to anybody.
53 min later 27722238 Anonymous
>>27721349
Nah, a friend.
57 min later 27722674 Anonymous
My gf wants to get in on crypto, but I'm not comfortable advising other people on that, it's one thing if I lose money, but losing someone else's is not something I want to deal with
59 min later 27722833 Anonymous
>>27722674
Then marry her and manage "our money" instead of "her money" and "my money". Or do you plan on leaving her someday? In which case why are you bothering now?
1 hours later 27723128 Anonymous
>>27722674
Give her a little to play with, that way it's your money.
As for not liking advising people I know that feel, I have been in crypto 7 years and every time it gets on the news my friends getting in for the first time want tips.
1 hours later 27723163 Anonymous
>planning to move in with gf of two years as we both finish uni this year
>she is actually marriage material so I'm going forwards with this
>will split bills between us
>i can afford to live off of passive income on my crypto assets
>been looking for jobs but shit is pretty tight right now
>honestly can't be fucked being a wagie
>income is only going to increase dramatically when Link shoots up later this year
I'm going to have to explain where my money is coming from eventually right?
1 hours later 27724149 Anonymous
>>27720755
you are literally enabling her
1 hours later 27724775 Anonymous
>>27723163
Just make an Onlyfans as a front.
1 hours later 27724816 Anonymous
>>27723163
If you think she might be marriage material tell her and you will know for sure, better to find out now than later.
1 hours later 27725281 Anonymous
>>27716935
My wife knows what we hold. She even decided to put her $600 in stimmy money into Link at $20. You just have to pick the right mate. My wife likes that I'm in charge of our finances. She doesn't have to worry about it then. You guys talk about women like they're objects, when you should be searching for the woman who can become your partner. There is so much hatred on this board for women, but you guys are just picking the wrong women. And before you try to tell me I'll learn my lesson, or all women are whores just know that I've been married longer than most of you have been alive. Now proceed with the name calling.
1 hours later 27725347 Anonymous
>>27724816
Yeah, I'm going to have to tell her about my long term financial plans with my Link holdings. Just need to make sure she knows that I'm not blowing it on stupid shit and that she should keep this info to herself for now. Her family is good, her Father and Grandfather set up a business together and they're really successful, they've instilled good behaviour into her regarding finances so she's pretty frugal.
>>27724775
I don't want people to see my butthole
1 hours later 27725502 Anonymous
>>27716935
Gf of 7 years still has absolutely no idea how much I make at all or what my net worth is. She knows better than to ask too.
1 hours later 27725622 Anonymous (paul.png 735x437 350kB)
>>27716935
I lost all my crypto in a boating accident. Pic not related.
1 hours later 27725639 Anonymous
>>27725347
I'll give you $10 a month to see your butthole.
1 hours later 27725740 Anonymous
>>27716935
If you weren't born knowing that on an instinctual level you're probably ngmi
1 hours later 27725771 Anonymous (1509782499707.jpg 1024x537 173kB)
>>27725622
Was it this one?
1 hours later 27725937 Anonymous
>>27725347
Don’t tell her retard.
Just get a hobby. If she asks, say your a day trader.
1 hours later 27726001 Anonymous
>>27717937
>talks to girls
fuck off gay
1 hours later 27726037 Anonymous
>>27716935
I told my gf about eth and she bought at $350 on her bank app kek she basically made more than me in 5months cause i got constantly rugged on uniswap and gave up
1 hours later 27726050 Anonymous
>>27717937
16 since onlyfans dropped, even teenagers try to sell feet pics and other shit nowadays.
1 hours later 27726103 Anonymous
>>27716935
Only my brother knows. Never tell wife or female. You're asking to get robbed
1 hours later 27726171 Anonymous
>>27724149
She think she's on par with Elon Musk by holding Ripple bag. You can't reason with idiots while they are in their crazed outcry.
I learned that it's easier to calm them down first and let them think it over when they go to sleep at night. Then, just remind them what a fool they were at a later time.
1 hours later 27726234 Anonymous
>>27717041
I believe you cuz who would claim to have made the most popular pepe posted on 4chan
1 hours later 27726241 Anonymous
>>27717937
>at what age do girls become gold diggers?
2nd month in the womb. But seriously since the difference between boys and girls become noticeable and they can use it to get stuff with it.
1 hours later 27726250 Anonymous
>>27717937
Girls want to be gazed at by handsome men, which would appear to be great entertainers ,especially sexually, and free of charge since girls want men to pay for the seduction. for instance a girl refuses to pay or work for sex. It's always the man who must pay and amuse the girl . it's the competition. Women do not compete for men
Now it turns out 99% of men are not handsome and worse, women hate when repulsive men even think of having a chance with them.
So the problem for a girl is really her own making: a girl lives a lavish life from the male competition for her, and from this male despair of winning the competition, as usual, some men don't take well the defeat and some men cheat, some men go over the line.
ALL of this is due to the men putting women and their conception at the center of their life.
Men put women on a pedestal only because women benefit from this, women leech off men.
This parasitic life of the female works well on a global scale, but there will always be fuck ups.
This is the price to pay by women-as-a-whole.
Even the life of a woman is not entirely free of charge and the price is just having to deal with the few mean who overstep their bounds.
Although to be fair, when a woman FEELS (and it's all what is relevant) harassed, she starts crying and due to the competitive nature of the female-male relation, the males orbiting her will start defending her free of charge (as usual, men don't have the luxury to make women pay for the male service) and trying to solve her problems.
Males actually love to be disposable. The whole drive of a male is to be acknowledged as being useful. Men are the proletariat.
This is why women are capitalistic and men are communist.
1 hours later 27726463 Anonymous
>>27717937
When they're out on their own. For the most part, that means graduated and no longer able to live freely off mommy and daddy's dime. So mid 20s
1 hours later 27726548 Anonymous
>>27716935
>When did you realize you never should disclose holdings to anyone poorer than you?
1 hours later 27726721 Anonymous
>>27718621
I bought link at $26 am i smart
1 hours later 27726767 Anonymous
>>27717937
Usually spikes after they discover drinking, you have about a year right now where they'll love you for you and not your wallet bro enjoy it.
1 hours later 27726794 Anonymous
>>27720755
Women are emotional and stupid children. What respectable being makes all their decisions based off of feelings and emotions?
1 hours later 27726992 Anonymous
>>27717937
at the age they realize they hate waging, so they search a sugardaddy or just become a housewife to care for the kids.
the only ones that don't care about these options are the ones working in offices gaining enough to do whatever. But they'll also be the ones franatically searching their "superman" at 35 which they won't find so they settle for whatever is left, or they don't have kids and become some bitter wine drinking, catlady hoe.
1 hours later 27727156 Anonymous
>>27726250
No retard women are Communistic males are capetalistic.
1 hours later 27727181 Anonymous
I had one into stocks and it all fucked up :(
1 hours later 27727256 Anonymous
>>27725771
>>27725622
Nope it was the USS Liberty
1 hours later 27727282 Anonymous
Whats so bad about thar? I tell every girl I talk to that Im in crypto lol. Its a flex
1 hours later 27727477 Anonymous
>>27718986
Indeed
1 hours later 27727688 Anonymous
>>27718797
Solid plan anon, when my family puts me in awkward situations ill just flip it on them like that.
1 hours later 27727698 Anonymous
>>27722674
my girlfriend made a 4x with leverage, sadly her portfolio is fucking pathetic and it is hardly anything.
I offered her to trade with some of my stack but she is afraid of losing my money and would rather crab around in three figure hell with risking her own shit
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