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2021-02-01 06:04 27315793 Anonymous (1527467628312.jpg 681x1309 325kB)
Got any good business ideas /biz/?

0 min later 27315862 Anonymous
Doors that you open with foot levers instead of door handles or knobs, allowing you to easily enter your house while carrying heavy things.

1 min later 27315866 Anonymous
>>27315793 Built for big white Nordic cock.

1 min later 27315912 Anonymous
>>27315862 (((They))) have done that

2 min later 27315948 Anonymous
Buy call options on a stock from a company discovered through rigorous value investing and then shill the fuck out of it on this board and on WSB. Then we watch the pump and dump and as the whalechads, we dump after a 3-500% ROI and watch everyone else lose. Then once the dump happens, we buy back in at the dip and hold because the stock will eventually give out good dividends and returns long term.

2 min later 27315971 Anonymous
>>27315866 based, checked, Scandinavian as fuck.

2 min later 27315986 Anonymous
>>27315793 Do you think she fucks refugees?

3 min later 27316012 Anonymous
>>27315793 >implying I would share my business ideas with people who would get rich off of them

4 min later 27316140 Anonymous
A giant foam pad that fits over your toilet that is kind of like a bed that you lay down on face-down at a <45 degree angle with a hole cut out for your dick so you can sort of relax/laydown while taking a piss. Good for middle of the night when you don't want to turn on the lights or stand all the way up, you can piss and still maintain sleepiness. I had this idea in my dreams anon, you're welcome

5 min later 27316142 Anonymous
>>27315948 idk id rather do that in crypto but i have no frens to shill with :(

6 min later 27316228 Anonymous
>>27315793 A penis straightener for when you wake up with a boner and find it hard to pee.

7 min later 27316299 Anonymous (1611972810492.jpg 640x741 102kB)
>>27316140 >he doesn't have a bedside piss jug ngmi

10 min later 27316480 Anonymous
>>27315866 >>27315971 She actually lives in Miami like 20 minutes away from where i live. Found her IG once. She's probably fucking some colombian or cuban fuckboy. I know the types, tall, muscular, tribal arm tatoo, stupid loud car. Annoying as fuck to hang around but they get all the girls. >>27315986 Theres is a possibility she's fucked cuban refs, yes.

12 min later 27316650 Anonymous
>>27316480 >they get all the girls. They act like it, but they get maybe 1 or two more girls than you do.

12 min later 27316671 Anonymous
>>27315862 https://havenlock.com/

16 min later 27316935 Anonymous
>>27316140 A foam door in bed to piss through into a bag or container attached. Way better. Also good for people sick with diarrhea or fat people. Also a hole in pillow so you can lay face down in pillow and still breath with big slots in foam good for back massage and stuff

19 min later 27317151 Anonymous (SHEKELSTEIN NOSEBERG.png 796x673 203kB)
>>27315793 you give (((me))) your money and (((I))) will keept it safe for you. You have to pay me for that though You want to send it to someone? Cool! you'll have to pay (((me))) for that thou You want to invest it? No problem. Just pay (((me))) first You want to cash out of your investment? Sure. Pay (((me))) a fee first pls You want to withdraw some cash? Okay, a fee goes to (((me))) first You want to exchange it to another currency? Okay, pay (((me))) first. The person on the other end will also pay (((me))) when they cash it You want a (((loan))) ?? Sure no worries.. you know how it goes

23 min later 27317440 Anonymous
>>27317151 This. How in the fuck do they not use the money they have from people's accounts to invest with? All the money they get is of course assigned to people. But irs still all pooled together they can invest with it. And use it. I told a teller that I want all my money because they obviously invest with it and she said no they dont. Why tue fuck im I getting paid interest then niggers.

25 min later 27317532 Anonymous
>>27316480 short white girls go for hispanics it's a fact. tall ones don't because latinos are too short lmao t. 5'10" prince of manlets 1/4 mexican

27 min later 27317669 Anonymous
>>27315793 that's a man

28 min later 27317754 Anonymous
>>27315793 If I had good ones. It would be silly to tell you them. How much capital do you have? What skills do you have? Service based business's require less capital to start and run. Physical business's are all location and capital dependent.

29 min later 27317812 Anonymous
>>27317532 Unfortunately America will be looking like brazil in our lifetimes. Half the white "men" I know are dating outside their race as well. It's over.

30 min later 27317855 Anonymous (5845ca511046ab543d25238a.png 600x515 64kB)
Hard to collect my thoughts to piece this together cause I'm a schizo but here it is: >we create a new crypto called QCoin (or Qoin or something) >tell our boomer family members/friends/neighbors that Trump and the deep state patriots knew about a major economy crash coming and have developed a crypto (QCoin) that will save the american people from poverty because fiat will be worthless >spam a Q screenshot which details the plan all over the web (basically everything since the election was coordinated because Trump is now playing 5D chess and lured Biden into the worst position imaginable for when everyone switches to QCoin) >"Guys it wasn't a capitol siege, it was a CAPITAL siege!!" >boomers dump their retirement and savings into QCoin because they trust the plan >QCoin pumps >we sell and become rich

30 min later 27317859 Anonymous
>>27315793 my retarded friend was talking to me in the car about a microwave that cools down instead of heating up.

32 min later 27317974 Anonymous
>>27317855 Sounds based, let me know when it goes live. I'll shill on /pol/ for you since all the Facebook grandmas unironically go there.

33 min later 27318078 Anonymous
>>27317855 Also, qoin works well. Sounds like coin anyway and it's simple. To the point.

34 min later 27318161 Anonymous
>>27317812 not an entirely bad thing bro, I know a lot of Brazilians and if they stay huwhite they retain civilizational aptitude while gaining a certain Latin spice (with an Amazonian zing). we won't nearly be as cool though, best to stay white.

35 min later 27318218 Anonymous
Invest in NFT20 and collect dividends off their DEX forever

35 min later 27318245 Anonymous
>>27315793 post more of this wench, I know a full set exists

36 min later 27318272 Anonymous
A massive warehouse where people can try on clothes before they order online. The warehouse always have one of each size in storage (unlike regular stores who are often sold out of popular sizes and don't have room to display everything) and if people want to buy they order online or the warehouse places the order for them. The clothes brands pay you to store and display.

37 min later 27318337 Anonymous
>>27316650 One or two more than 0 is pretty low bro.

38 min later 27318451 Anonymous
>>27315793 Someone should make a crypto currency that’s actually good as a fucking medium of exchange and not some USD tracking glow coin or boomer investment vehicle.

39 min later 27318481 Anonymous (BOOBAb.gif 520x496 702kB)
>>27315793

39 min later 27318486 Anonymous
>>27318272 And covid fucked you

39 min later 27318524 Anonymous
>>27318161 White people won't survive Global Warming. Should have taken Climate Change seriously, dude.

40 min later 27318560 Anonymous
>>27315793 alien body shape

41 min later 27318631 Anonymous
>>27318451 XLM

41 min later 27318651 Anonymous
>>27316480 Share gram

43 min later 27318789 Anonymous
>>27315793 I have this one for a legal prostitution house. Every room has a disposable camera in it so technically you could say you're shooting pornos and not doing prostitution.

44 min later 27318842 Anonymous
>>27316142 I will shill with you!

48 min later 27319063 Anonymous (1611428062276.jpg 294x349 16kB)
>>27315793 I hate women

49 min later 27319135 Anonymous
change the name of the board to coin shilling.

50 min later 27319184 Anonymous
>>27319063 Me too bro. Unironically wish I could be gay I fucking hate them that much. Unfortunately I am doomed to liking vagina.

50 min later 27319218 Anonymous
Movies that aren't libshit

52 min later 27319341 Anonymous
>>27316650 Im cuban >They act like it, but they get maybe 1 or two more girls than you do. This is true. you still get 0 tho

55 min later 27319510 Anonymous
>>27315862 They are terrible because the angle your leg can turn to is restricted compared to your arm. Try spreading your leg imagining you're opening a door with it. Shit hurts

55 min later 27319538 Anonymous
>>27317440 do you know what fractional reserve banking is, anon? >>27318651 and yeah, what he said

58 min later 27319719 Anonymous
>>27318161 Lmao this is why Americans will always be looked down upon by Europeans. If I saw your butt here in Belgium I’d beat the tar out of you before you can finish your degenerate pig speech.

59 min later 27319785 Anonymous
>>27317151 you missed a (((me))) in the first line

1 hours later 27319806 Anonymous
>>27315793 not necessarily a business idea but a good way to make money at a bar or a circus or something: bet somebody $100 that you can make your lap disappear (you must be seated for this to work). they will accept the bet because fuck me, how is this guy gonna make his goddamn lap disappear? easy money, right? that's when you stand up, and now your lap is gone and has been replaced with a simple set of thighs. if they don't want to pay you ask them if they've ever heard of someone sitting on someone's lap while standing and they will recognize your logical superiority and be forced to concede. repeat as many times as necessary.

1 hours later 27319899 Anonymous
>>27319806 >circus brilliant

1 hours later 27319971 Anonymous
>>27319719 I know Brazilians because I wrestle with them. bet I'd kick your ass, Yuropoor

1 hours later 27320168 Anonymous
>>27315793 >buy knee pads >suck dick at $1 a pop >????? >profit

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