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2021-01-29 10:00 27071118 Anonymous (2E37B523-EB14-4AB4-8B82-870930954B3E.jpg 400x400 22kB)
Being charged criminally. The IRS is charging me as a criminal for unpaid Bitcoin taxes. You may think this is a joke. It was unexpected for me too. But I am staring down actual jailtime now. Don't fuck your life up, /biz/

1 min later 27071485 Anonymous
>>27071118 did you just not fill them out or try to hide it somehow?

2 min later 27071584 Anonymous
post the letter faggot

2 min later 27071755 Anonymous
>>27071118 N

3 min later 27071838 Anonymous
>>27071118 who cares, you are literally no one important. they are not going after basement dweller randos

3 min later 27071844 Anonymous
>>27071118 it doesnt need to be claimed until you put it into your bank account

5 min later 27072210 Anonymous
>>27071118 proof or gtfo

5 min later 27072235 Anonymous
>>27071485 I never filed. >>27071838 they literally are though. I'm about to get thrown in a cage.

8 min later 27072625 Anonymous
>>27071118 how much

9 min later 27072775 Anonymous
>>27071118 You can take a collage course.in jail it will be fun, like camping Dont pay them anything in minecraft and force them to pay for your jail instead

11 min later 27073154 Anonymous
>Some or all net capital gain may be taxed at 0% if your taxable income is less than $80,000.

14 min later 27073484 Anonymous
>>27071118 This seems like the same exact sort of larp as this thread: >>27063127 Fuck off fed shill

14 min later 27073500 Anonymous
>>27072235 only alien migrant children are thrown in cages post details or you're glowing

14 min later 27073508 Anonymous
>>27071118 Did you utilize several different mixers? Did you use Monero? Did you trade through Kodachi torified anon setup with some obscure exit node in bum fuck commie country? Do you even have a hardware wallet? Did you blab about crypto to people alot especially irl?

14 min later 27073509 Anonymous
How much you sold? You have to be at least 5 figures in before I imagine they start giving a fuck.

14 min later 27073576 Anonymous
faggot

15 min later 27073641 Anonymous
>>27073154 only for long-term capital gains

15 min later 27073645 Anonymous
>>27073484 this. they fear our power

16 min later 27073764 Anonymous
>>27072235 >all in xmr >first flight to thailand or >all in link >memorize 12 word seed >go to jail >go out in a few years to 81k$ linkies

17 min later 27073921 Anonymous
>>27071118 Remember, God favors those with faith. He hears his children cry out to injustice.

17 min later 27073936 Anonymous
Fake and gay SAGE

17 min later 27073941 Anonymous (1354695505814.jpg 641x534 80kB)
not living in a tax friendly state

17 min later 27073950 Anonymous
>>27072235 you can't pay them if you're in a cage, bro. just pay them lol

18 min later 27074085 Anonymous
>>27072235 How much did you not report, and what is the penalty?

19 min later 27074177 Anonymous
>>27072235 >I never filed. Wait, you didn't file AT ALL!???

19 min later 27074183 Anonymous
>>27073641 yes. long term, high conviction traders are master race

20 min later 27074296 Anonymous
>>27071118 I filed and paid like a good little boy... every year

24 min later 27074818 Anonymous
>>27071755 I

24 min later 27074846 Anonymous
>>27074296 Did you account for every transaction? Even crypto to crypto trades? I was mostly just messing around (less than 500 dollars) and I don't actually have good records of this. I think I will just report the net result as short term gains. Doubt they will come after me for 500 dollars though, and I think I made a reasonable attempt to file.

36 min later 27076424 Anonymous
>>27074183 How does one go about paying 0% long term capital gains without moving to Puerto Rico? Asking for a friend. Step 1: hold longer than 1 year Step 2: ???

37 min later 27076513 Anonymous
>>27071118 if you're rich just move lol

38 min later 27076662 Anonymous (LikableWhiteBluebird-max-1mb.gif 280x158 867kB)
>>27072235 Open an offshore account and pull a McAfee

39 min later 27076762 Anonymous
>>27073154 It's 38000 or less income for 0 cap gains if holding more than a year

41 min later 27077034 Anonymous
>>27074846 Just put down your dollar cost basis and what you sold it for. They just want their 23.8% cut

57 min later 27078992 Anonymous
>>27077034 Righto, I think I can do that.

1 hours later 27079433 Anonymous
>>27071118 you all have no idea how stupid you are trying to dodge the IRS. I was told they now have a.i. algorithms that tell them everything. The process is totally automated.

1 hours later 27079628 Anonymous
>>27071118 literally letter or fuck off. nothing you say adds up.

1 hours later 27079798 Anonymous
>>27079628 obvious tax fud is obvious OP doesn't know that we all live on militia compounds running monero miners surrounded by booby traps and 50 cals

1 hours later 27079884 Anonymous
>>27071844 lol this doesnt sound right at all. it is when you sell off to another asset

1 hours later 27079947 Anonymous
>>27079628 I just had to retain a criminal lawyer to fight this in court. They are going after me hard.

1 hours later 27079961 Anonymous
fake and gay

1 hours later 27080108 Anonymous
>>27079884 I think it needs to be claimed if you realize a gain (selling for money or crypto-to-crypto). Technically you should also report losses, but I think they really only care if you owe them money.

1 hours later 27080376 Anonymous
there's many feds in here

1 hours later 27080539 Anonymous
>>27074846 yes, absolutely - every trade & transaction

1 hours later 27080695 Anonymous
>>27079947 >hiring a criminal lawyer to fight the IRS either LARP or hilariously retarded.

1 hours later 27080721 Anonymous
>>27071118 proofs

1 hours later 27080880 Anonymous
>>27080539 I don't know every transaction though. I no longer have my account.

1 hours later 27080960 Anonymous
>>27079947 bad LARP

1 hours later 27081265 Anonymous (who-dis.png 495x365 179kB)
>>27071118 >>27079433 ... Why do both of you have the same ID?

1 hours later 27081274 Anonymous
>>27080880 Just do cost basis. They care more about getting their cut than tracking every little transaction you’ve had in some attempt to find hidden value. The thing with taxes is you get less when you abuse the tax pig.

1 hours later 27081740 Anonymous
>>27081274 well in my situation I can't pay them anything becuase the money is all gone. So they mad.

1 hours later 27082143 Anonymous
>>27081740 Contact a CPA and see what they advise. You’re going to have to pay that money if you want to avoid a tax lien or jail, but a professional can help you set up something that will get the IRS off your back and maybe help you wave some of the penalties. I’m not sure if this is when you should look for a tax lawyer or not. Probably best to see what your CPA thinks first.

1 hours later 27082260 Anonymous
>>27081740 Alternatively, I hear life in Thailand isn’t too bad.

1 hours later 27082535 Anonymous
A bitcoin tax just flew over my house!

1 hours later 27082804 Anonymous (glowie.jpg 580x277 112kB)
>>27071118 >>27079433 Same id's, replying to your own thread? You're glowing.

1 hours later 27082899 Anonymous
>>27071118 How much did you make in crypto?

1 hours later 27082934 Anonymous
>>27079947 Then it must have been millions. Doubting this story. They always let you settle and if you show hardship they set up a payment plan.

1 hours later 27082943 Anonymous
>>27079433 Fuck off IRS, this board has IDs you idiot. Outed yourself

1 hours later 27083045 Anonymous (fuck.png 635x528 754kB)
>>27071118 >>27072235 >I never filed.

1 hours later 27083063 Anonymous
>>27071118 Fuck off retard, I got a CP2000 for $11k in unpaid capital gains taxes from 3 years ago and I just keep rebutting it as they slowly take more and more off the total.

1 hours later 27083395 Anonymous
KYS you larping faggot

1 hours later 27083398 Anonymous (image.jpg 480x480 41kB)
>>27071118 fake and gay, saged i recommand you hold long $ROPE

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