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2021-01-26 03:48 26574845 Anonymous Tax man coming for you (2021-01-26 14.png 760x831 485kB)
Well I hope you retards have paid Uncle Sam his share from any gains you have made over the years.
Oh you haven't? Enjoy getting fucked in prison.
0 min later 26574886 Anonymous
>>26574845
Imagine being a mutt.
1 min later 26574948 Anonymous
>>26574845
What prison? I thought they were defunding the police?
2 min later 26575006 Anonymous (d46ee63a3bc52d1f0a1af570ec3b6b64.png 926x758 633kB)
>he actually thinks Biden is president
2 min later 26575017 Anonymous
>>26574845
> unrealized gains
2 min later 26575031 Anonymous
>>26574845
https://youtu.be/3_gX5krIyQI
3 min later 26575052 Anonymous
>>26574845
bye bye mutts
3 min later 26575060 Anonymous (Screenshot_20210126-095053_Robinhood.jpg 1080x2400 303kB)
I have a Cayman Island bank idiot lol
Oh wait
>crypto niggers
3 min later 26575073 Anonymous
>>26574845
Good luck tracking Monero you dementia-ridden pedo
4 min later 26575119 Anonymous
is it true? do you get fucked in prison? whats the fastest way to get there?
4 min later 26575123 Anonymous (20210124_132832.jpg 388x443 80kB)
Good thing i have an unknown amount of a certain privacy coin.
Shhh dont say its name. Let them be clueless.
5 min later 26575148 Anonymous
Fuck mutts
All normal people hate mutts
5 min later 26575193 Anonymous
>>26574845
Hey atleast you got rid of the evil orange man, amarite?
Never felt better to not be a burger.
9 min later 26575401 Anonymous (cayman.png 575x845 349kB)
>>26575060
>I have a Cayman Island bank idiot lol
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/two- cayman-island-financial-institution s-plead-guilty-manhattan-federal-co urt-conspiring-hide
10 min later 26575460 Anonymous
>>26575006
Trump lost
he is a loser
accept it
10 min later 26575461 Anonymous
glad im not a burger
by the time retarded eurofags wants to tax me i would be long gone
13 min later 26575668 Anonymous
in 2 generations america is going to be just another non white shithole anyway, wont be any wealth left to tax
22 min later 26576143 Anonymous
sucks i lost all my coins in boating accident
RIP
26 min later 26576366 Anonymous
>>26574886
this lmao
26 min later 26576380 Anonymous
>>26574845
>used DEXs and forgot to keep records
>crikey
Don't give a fuck.
27 min later 26576461 Anonymous
>>26574845
Quit crying, if drumpf got into office he would have made crypto illegal because it hurts his puppetmasters, Biden is trying to work with crypto and make it a legitimate thing
30 min later 26576605 Anonymous
>>26575460
>he thinks he’s talking about Trump
Holy shit. Rent free.
32 min later 26576697 Anonymous
We let burgers own crypto? I thought we just used them for defense spending and funny movies; oh well it was past due anyways.
Cheers.
33 min later 26576764 Anonymous
>>26575119
Don't respond to this glownigger fag
33 min later 26576775 Anonymous (1576014406921.jpg 600x600 31kB)
>>26574845
DISINGENUOUS AND HOMOSEXUAL
POST LINK FAGGOT
NEWFAGS FUCK OFF
37 min later 26576978 Anonymous
>>26574845
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's ogre, there is no escaping the wage cage.
41 min later 26577186 Anonymous (xWcl1LVy_400x400.jpg 281x281 12kB)
I lost all my crypto in a school shooting accident
41 min later 26577202 Anonymous (B7C75D3F-A4B0-4A22-9A96-B89C545AA961.jpg 1051x659 114kB)
42 min later 26577251 Anonymous
>>26574845
they can't prove that a wallet belongs to you though. There's a reason they were trying to force KYC for private wallets
42 min later 26577261 Anonymous
welcome to literally anywhere in the world americans.
45 min later 26577434 Anonymous
>>26574845
Quick, all savings to Monero.
49 min later 26577697 Anonymous
>>26577434
In all seri0ousness can we do this? Will we be audited for doing this? How does auditing work? Does that let them search your home and PC and shit?
50 min later 26577746 Anonymous
I haven't sold and am just waiting for atomic swaps to monero and then I'll be a ghost in the wind.
52 min later 26577876 Anonymous (E30547B2-AB1C-41FF-861B-4E355E05B4FC.png 962x1026 2121kB)
>>26575148
10/10 in bongland
52 min later 26577888 Anonymous (1592755271689.png 771x804 187kB)
>>26577697
>In all seri0ousness can we do this?
52 min later 26577898 Anonymous
>>26574845
Based. Already glad he won.
53 min later 26577914 Anonymous
>>26574845
im not a USFag. so i dont give a shit
53 min later 26577931 Anonymous (buccV2basev1.02-steel.png 800x800 138kB)
heh
54 min later 26577973 Anonymous
>>26577888
No, I know we can do it, but will we get away with it? Like I have a bunch of trades on KYC exchanges, if it all disappears into XMR won't the Jews get a court order "audit" or whatever? I don't know how this works, I'm a NEET who has tons in crypto for years and have never cashed out or paid taxes.
55 min later 26578018 Anonymous
well with what i was rugpulled with that evens out my unrealized gains so doesnt matter
55 min later 26578057 Anonymous
>>26577914
Don’t worry fren, when the US shows it’s ultimate form they will bomb your country into compliance. You will be paying them, too.
56 min later 26578075 Anonymous
The American Revolution was fought for less taxes
56 min later 26578076 Anonymous
>>26574845
this dude isnt even the real president KEK. just larping from within a studio so that half of the country (the left) wont have a meltdown.
56 min later 26578105 Anonymous (DkC6xZjU8AAKqfE.jpg 306x306 15kB)
This is just a monero shill thread, but monero can actually be tracked by the breadcrumbing of fractured ring signatures
56 min later 26578117 Anonymous
>>26577973
If they government really wants to fuck you they'll just take you to court and drag it out until you're out of money anyway. Just avoid taxes like rich people do.
58 min later 26578191 Anonymous
Want to do money laundering? Sure! Just don't forget to sign this check and pay your taxes goy
58 min later 26578221 Anonymous
>>26578117
>Just avoid taxes like rich people do.
How do I do that?
58 min later 26578222 Anonymous
>>26577697
>>26577434
>>26575123
I love all my xmr cause kucoin used authenticator memes.
59 min later 26578308 Anonymous
>>26576775
this.
newfags can't even see fake "articles" made in ps
1 hours later 26578343 Anonymous
>>26578221
ELOC. And before you ask yes you make the payments on the loan, you don't just default like a retard.
1 hours later 26578437 Anonymous
>>26574948
Lol they just say that to calm down the BLM rioters, you know damn well they're not gonna kill off their enforcement dogs.
1 hours later 26578442 Anonymous (4vbte0.jpg 504x495 50kB)
>>26574845
NO NO NO UNCLE JOE NOT MY DOLLARINOOOOS
1 hours later 26578757 Anonymous
>>26577251
this is fucking retarded.
imagine walking around with the fucking irs jews counting the cash in your "bad motherfucker" wallet.
1 hours later 26578840 sage and kys
>>26574845
Hehehe TAX MAN ! U r having to pay taxes !
1 hours later 26579040 Anonymous (1610673168166.jpg 231x218 6kB)
>>26574845
>First accomplishments in office are directly rendering people unemployed, destroying the economy further, and more taxes
There are people who actually voted for this mook and celebrated him winning by such ridiculously dubious means!
1 hours later 26579300 Anonymous
>>26575460
Who still has the football?
1 hours later 26579985 Anonymous (Untitled1.jpg 600x396 58kB)
>>26574845
1 hours later 26580061 Anonymous
>>26579040
stfu drumpflet
1 hours later 26580378 Anonymous
>>26580061
Get rekt faggot
1 hours later 26580457 Anonymous
>>26574845
This board was celebrating cause line go up
Still having fun /biz/?
1 hours later 26580717 Anonymous (Screenshot_20210121-153647.png 1080x1920 257kB)
>>26574845
Jokes on you Biden, I haven't made any gains.
1 hours later 26581256 Anonymous (1577112592676.png 297x767 208kB)
>>26580061
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN DRUMPFERINOOOOOOOO I'D RATHER GET RAPED IN THE ASS BY 2 BILLION CHINKS AND THEIR PUPPET THAT WILL DESTROY THE ECONOMY, TAX ME OUT THE ASS, TAKE AWAY ANY FREEDOM AND CUT MY SONS PENIS OFF. ANYTHING BUT DROMPF
2 hours later 26582629 Anonymous
>>26574886
imagine not being a mutt but living in the united states of mutt.
2 hours later 26582751 Anonymous
>>26574845
nothing ever happens trust me
2 hours later 26583041 Anonymous (1585582638182.gif 250x188 958kB)
Oh, so we can send in tips on Sirgay and get him financially destroyed, physically raped in prison and suicidal?
2 hours later 26583102 Anonymous
>>26576775
Could they not just easily mount aside the spikes/blades and proceed to fug doggy style? What is the thesis here?
2 hours later 26583354 Anonymous
>>26577434
Based.
2 hours later 26583653 Anonymous
Can't wait for Mr Biden to see 8 I lost 100% of my money on binance before I could pay taxes
2 hours later 26583836 Anonymous
it's a fake article you fucking retards. God I hate this fucking place. Outrage addicts
2 hours later 26584593 Anonymous
>gains
What gains i lost all my gains in a gassing accident
2 hours later 26585206 Anonymous
>>26584593
>>26583653
Sorry frens but we're going to have to tax your unrealized hypothetical gains. Also we need to tax your losses now too because you could have given that money to negroes, single moms, or Israel, so be smarter with your money next time.
2 hours later 26585302 Anonymous
>>26574845
it's not like you have to pay taxes in the us... like 98% of the people don't need to pay taxes or file a 1040.
2 hours later 26585416 Anonymous
>>26583102
maybe they had a long dick they could manipulate like an elephant or whale and could fugg side by side
3 hours later 26585630 Anonymous
>>26585416
>An animal the size of a five-ton, 14m-long Tyrannosaurus rex would have needed a penis at least two metres long to mate effectively. Scientists are now using computer simulations to test out various scenarios in an attempt to solve this intriguing mystery.
so they are wanking to animated dino porn
3 hours later 26585835 Anonymous
>>26574845
Maybe Potato Joe shouldn't have banned evictions. Screwing landlords out of money = they can't pay property taxes. So now the government is looking for different ways to get money.
3 hours later 26585995 Anonymous (1605984583813.jpg 400x400 34kB)
>boomers destroy economy
>redditors vote for boomers
>now they get fucked
Good.
3 hours later 26586016 Anonymous
>>26577931
Scam token. Fuck BUCC
3 hours later 26586101 Anonymous
Link the article I can’t find it anywhere.
3 hours later 26586190 Anonymous
Doesn't matter since every single country I plan to leave to wouldn't co-operate with the United States and would rather have my money.
Eat shit Amerifats.
3 hours later 26586225 Anonymous
>>26586101
Read it retard. It's fake
3 hours later 26586268 Anonymous (1551118695341.png 526x271 172kB)
>>26582629
3 hours later 26586301 Anonymous
>>26577876
They'd dirty Bristow you all day long.
Pure filth.
3 hours later 26586360 Anonymous
>>26574845
what happens when they look into this so called "evasion" and find out we have been losing money in crypto for over a decade lmfao. are they gonna pay me for my losses? I don't understand how this is going to work.
3 hours later 26586376 Anonymous (1607883171468.png 288x211 67kB)
>>26575060
and I have an [unknown amount] of Monero.
3 hours later 26586623 Anonymous
>>26585630
Kek that's fucking great. I really hope my crypto tax money is funding this research.
3 hours later 26586788 Anonymous
Unironically I have only lost or made marginal amounts of money. In the case that I’ve ever actually made big gains in crypto, it’s been after equally massive losses. I suck at trading.
3 hours later 26587022 Anonymous
>>26578221
Just pay your taxes. It's not worth the risk if youve done well in crypto anyway.
3 hours later 26587262 Anonymous
>>26587022
actually if you file your income tax you are 80% more likely to see jail then if you don't. fun fact.
3 hours later 26587365 Anonymous
>>26587022
This desu. If you’ve actually made real money it’s not worth it.
>>26587262
I also believe this though, so idk
3 hours later 26587555 Anonymous
>>26574845
Uncle Sam burned down my family’s farm and now he’s gonna burn down my capital gains
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdb c0DYpM
3 hours later 26587617 Anonymous
>>26587365
no i worded that wrong 80% of the people that went to jail for their taxes filed an income tax form. so... 400% more likely?
3 hours later 26587744 Anonymous
>>26576697
come on now our movies aren't that funny
3 hours later 26587749 Anonymous
>>26574845
Brian Armstrong is a real cool guy standing up for us until his lawyers make it clear the company will comply with literally anything. Dont be fooled by the cool company image. That said if theyre doing all this i wish theyd just do the taxes for me. I do mine and it takes weeks with so far no profit.
3 hours later 26588079 Anonymous
This is going to be a shitshow. A lot of these sites don't even exist anymore, so when they audit people. A lot of them won't be able to get records. This is assuming they even do it correctly.
3 hours later 26588414 Anonymous
>>26588079
I predict regulations on decentralized exchanges are gonna come fast and hard
3 hours later 26589740 Anonymous
> tfw lost all my crypto in an exit scam
4 hours later 26590088 Anonymous
>>26583102
>>26585416
they laid eggs though, and isn't it accepted they had plumage? it would probably be like chickens fucking
4 hours later 26590215 Anonymous
>>26587022
what if I've done a lot of retarded uniswap trades that I didn't keep track of?
4 hours later 26590217 Anonymous
>>26574845
They don't care about your $276 xrp purchase, anon.
4 hours later 26590386 Anonymous
>>26590215
They are likely developing some sort of software that will track your moves on the blockchain and then you are fucked.
4 hours later 26591608 Anonymous
>>26590215
Depends really. There is a decent chance they're going to just send you a proposed assessment of what you owe.
4 hours later 26591983 Anonymous
>>26583102
dinosaurs were not mammals retard. they laid eggs.
4 hours later 26592188 Anonymous
this is unironically a good thing though because it will make the stupid ass normies and boomers who are investing in crypto to FORCE it to go back to being peer to peer anonymous with no KYC
either we do this free from the government law or not at all niggers
4 hours later 26592746 Anonymous
>>26577746
Prob about a year or two at most. Farcaster is waiting for some update to BTC protocol
COMIT already has a working prototype
4 hours later 26592928 Anonymous
>>26578105
It can't be, at most they are 50% sure. Would you jail somebody on a 50% chance lmao?
The bounty of the IRS is still up for anybody thinking they can track XMR (500,000)
4 hours later 26593286 Anonymous
>>26574845
Good. This will reduce volatility when people stop fagging around through Tether and {coin of the day}.
4 hours later 26593304 Anonymous
>>26592928
The IRS would
4 hours later 26594076 Anonymous
>>26576775
What about alligators and other lizards?
5 hours later 26594596 Anonymous
>>26574845
I can't find a source on this
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