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2021-01-26 05:10 26555224 Anonymous (1586883569410.png 632x331 138kB)
Tax season is just around the corner.

1 min later 26555291 Anonymous
Never selling

2 min later 26555336 Anonymous
>>26555291 You must report regardless.

3 min later 26555342 Anonymous
and you still don't know how ring signatures work good luck faggot nigger

4 min later 26555386 Anonymous
>>26555336 You have to pay your unrealized capital gains this year

5 min later 26555430 Anonymous
>>26555386 ive been doing that every year, i feel good knowing im giving to my community

5 min later 26555446 Anonymous
a classic case of shouldve used monero

7 min later 26555519 Anonymous (smug.jpg 913x979 276kB)
>tfw 25 and have zero fucking clue how paying taxes works

12 min later 26555684 Anonymous
>>26555519 Just go to a CPA

17 min later 26555870 Anonymous
>>26555386 how much are you supposed to tip this year? Normally i with 10%, but this year I'm thinking more like 15-20% since all the IRS employees will probably be so swamped, and would appreciate the little extra

19 min later 26555940 Anonymous (1593881081883.jpg 353x363 9kB)
>>26555519 >tfw im 32 and just use H&R block or TurboTax to report my taxes for me >tfw I have only withdrawn $400 worth of crypto so it's not really worth reporting as income because I forgot I even had crypto for 6 years

20 min later 26555974 Anonymous (Screenshot_20210125-222810_TurboTax.jpg 603x555 167kB)
Cant figure out how to intimiate coinbase into turbo tax. Is there anyone who could help for an extra $140.

25 min later 26556185 Anonymous
>>26555974 I don't use coinbase but why can you just import the csv file?

26 min later 26556199 Anonymous
How do I register the UNI airdrop? Do I not need to until I sell it?

27 min later 26556271 Anonymous
>>26555386 And how the fuck would they know? I bought high and sold low all year. Prove otherwise lurking glow niggers

27 min later 26556277 Anonymous
>>26555336 No you dont

38 min later 26556662 Anonymous
>>26555224 I don't have any crypto anymore, forgot the pin to my ledger.

43 min later 26556843 Anonymous (1584042431.bubblewolf_kameloh_upload_version_bubblewolf.jpg 735x1302 776kB)
>>26555430 >giving to your community >knowingly forking over money to an involuntarily-funded entity that manipulates the laws of the society you're paying for to work specifically against even the most basic, fundamental interests of the ones who are a financial net positive to it (a demographic that you may be a part of) you would have to be a self-annihilationist you would have to want to see everything that is, and ever was good forcibly packed into a noisy, screaming singularity along with all the most horrible things and people in the world, and have it all die at once when the tax collectors come to find the wealth of mine that they might insist is rightfully the government's—even given the anti-rational notion that anyone volunteers to surrender one third of their working hours to pay for the mere promise of adequately paved and arranged roadway infrastructure, the mere promise of "adequate" lead plumbing through which water may be run, and the "adequate" service of keeping people from accessing new medicines and technologies that haven't been subjected to effectively pointless and costly screening processes whose governing bodies can be corrupted—i'll not be locatable it is in my interests, and in theirs nobody is necessarily entitled to anyone else's existence; the fact that we are not immortal gods whose lives date back to the beginning of time is irrefutable proof of this, as is the fact that we may die or suffer grave misfortune at a moment's notice as such, nobody is necessarily entitled to anyone else's presence—the fact that we may, with the limbs that we naturally have, move ourselves away from situations or people that make us uncomfortable is, once more, irrefutable proof of this as such, nobody is necessarily entitled to the wealth that anyone else may be responsible for the generation of

1 hours later 26557610 Anonymous
>>26555974 You on discord? I'll do it for free

1 hours later 26557780 Anonymous (form8949examn.jpg 700x463 109kB)
bruh look at this form, does this look hard to figure out?

1 hours later 26557891 Anonymous
for any leafs here, do I report taxes if I haven't cashed out? I know I have to report every transaction, will I have to literally cash out my crypto gains just to pay the fucking cra...

1 hours later 26558112 Anonymous
Has anyone ever cashed out, sent the money to their bank account and just not paid taxes on it? How did that turn out? Not a glowie btw

1 hours later 26558151 Anonymous
>>26556843 shut up you cringey faggot

1 hours later 26558216 Anonymous
>>26555336 No you don’t you fucking idiot

1 hours later 26558228 Anonymous
>>26558112 how are you gonna explain a 4 dollar deposit hahahahahahaha

1 hours later 26558261 Anonymous
>>26555224 reporting a loss

1 hours later 26558295 Anonymous
>>26557891 You only need to report any taxable event. Buying crypto is not a taxable event. Buying crypto with other crypto and selling crypto is a taxable event.

1 hours later 26558307 Anonymous
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1 hours later 26558311 Anonymous
>>26555224 I hate doing taxes. It's so annoying.

1 hours later 26558352 Anonymous
>>26558295 this >>26558311 IRS = NIGGERS

1 hours later 26558360 Anonymous (0CC13B23-AA0E-4C8E-9ABF-E5210E58EF34.jpg 960x539 98kB)
This is an IRS office.

1 hours later 26558364 Kill all jews and niggers (AC9A5773-178F-4744-AD5B-FEA550BA4EA7.jpg 512x1024 141kB)
Evade taxes and buy guns.

1 hours later 26558409 Anonymous
>>26558295 I had around 800 transactions in 2020. Do I really need to fill out a line for every single one or can I just tell them my profit for each coin?

1 hours later 26558483 Anonymous
>>26558360 obese ghosts work at the IRS?

1 hours later 26558570 Anonymous
>>26555224 6k tax return. Take the foreign-earned income pill...

1 hours later 26558601 Anonymous
>>26555386 Do I get refunded on my unrealised losses?

1 hours later 26558626 Anonymous
>>26555224 Mods just ban this autistic retard he posts this 20 times everyday year round

1 hours later 26558692 Anonymous
>>26555430 >ive been doing that every year, i feel good knowing im giving to my community Its going to corrupt career politicians to screw up the country because they hate you and think its funny.

1 hours later 26558773 Anonymous
>>26558295 I copy trade How the fuck do i monitor every single trade being opened and closed?

2 hours later 26560130 Anonymous
>>26558570 wat?

2 hours later 26560181 Anonymous
>300 uniswap trades in 2020 >lost like $5k I'm not reporting shit

2 hours later 26560673 Anonymous
>>26558295 ok, so does that mean if I make 10k swapping shitcoins with eth, but never cash into my bank account i still gotta cash out 2.5k just for taxes?

2 hours later 26560694 Anonymous (2Q==.jpg 225x225 10kB)
>>26555224 I live in a free country, I will never pay taxes over crypto

2 hours later 26560698 Anonymous
>>26555224 I lost my job from covid, give me a break....

2 hours later 26560731 Anonymous (p4g6ttkzme541.jpg 532x689 75kB)
>>26555224 Kek saved. Right wing audit squads when on these moonboys

2 hours later 26560742 Anonymous
fuck me sirs, I might just move back to my 3rd world country and buy a castle in the mountains with crypto gains.

2 hours later 26560785 Anonymous
My accountant said I only have to pay shit that was cashed out in fiat money, if he fucks up and I get audited will I be able to blame him and jew them out or should I just find a better one?

2 hours later 26560789 Anonymous
>>26555224 >tfw when swampgerman feelsgoodman

2 hours later 26560863 Anonymous
Use Koinly, it'll do all the work for you pretty quickly. Costs a little money, but it's better than prison.

2 hours later 26560879 Anonymous
>>26556843 nice furries nigger but how do I dodge the jewish mafia and not be found if I'm being tracked just to be able to exist?

2 hours later 26560896 Anonymous
>>26560785 That's the way i see it too but its only my first year investing. Anything under $18,200 i dont pay tax on. After that you have to start paying tax on each stock you sell but only 40% of stocks if you sell them within 12 months. Its all so confusing. Better to just get an accountant to handle it.

2 hours later 26561009 Anonymous
>>26560896 Go to Koinly, you can see your gains/losses for free. You have to file even if you have losses.

2 hours later 26561029 Anonymous
>>26560896 I just use credit karma tax services for free

3 hours later 26561393 Anonymous
>>26560896 My question is if my accountant doesnt get it right would he be held liable, or would I still be held liable for it? If I can just hire some guy that can be liable for his own mistakes for like 250-500 bucks its far better than sorting this shit out myself.

3 hours later 26561835 Anonymous
>>26561009 For Koinly, if I stake/index something like say GRT, it marks it off as a gain, would I switch the tag to "pool" instead? I never made enough money to even worry about this shit until this year

3 hours later 26562088 Anonymous
>>26560694 based and same

3 hours later 26562532 Anonymous (1600744523119.jpg 362x346 38kB)
>>26558295 Just buy and transfer to some different. How will they ever know that it's yours?

4 hours later 26562799 Anonymous (1591456148204.png 586x724 266kB)
>>26562532 different *wallet. Just move the coins from the exchanges and bring them back to cash out.

4 hours later 26562869 Anonymous
>>26555224 Glownigger thread

4 hours later 26562909 Anonymous
>>26555974 Use a real CPA instead.

4 hours later 26562999 Anonymous
>>26555386 ????????????

4 hours later 26563187 Anonymous (1608337220341.png 204x163 4kB)
>>26562999 He doesn't know.

4 hours later 26563485 Anonymous (20180509_152057.jpg 2576x1932 1034kB)
>>26555224 These hands are made of iron you little bitch I'll be holding these bags when I go to the fucking grave

4 hours later 26563695 Anonymous
>>26555224 is it times like these when you can just use monero?

5 hours later 26563857 Anonymous (1589496525974.png 1348x712 115kB)
anyone use Token Tax? was thinking about using their $200 service. i got UNI and GHOST airdrops last year, plus some uniswap shitcoin swaps.

5 hours later 26563987 Anonymous
>>26555224 >start streaming >send donates as gifts to yourself >keking from random normies paying my fee Laundering machine go wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooom

5 hours later 26564611 Anonymous
>>26558112 don't know how it is in the US but here the bank will call you, you'll them to fuck off and they'll report you to the (equivalent of) IRS. From there it's fine after fine, and they'll increase your tax rate up to 80%

5 hours later 26564646 Anonymous
>>26558295 >Buying crypto with other crypto probably one of the very few times of my life I'm glad not to be American

5 hours later 26564688 Anonymous
I’ve lost $700 dollars this past year. They want no part of me

5 hours later 26564722 Anonymous
>>26562799 of course, but they say that crypto to crypto is taxable in the hope that some retard will report his transactions even though they have no way of knowing about those

5 hours later 26565086 Anonymous
>>26555386 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

5 hours later 26565305 Anonymous
>>26560673 No, because you've technically never sold >never selling Isn't necessarily a meme at this point, as you'll only be taxed on what you cash into your bank account

6 hours later 26565507 Anonymous (glow.png 796x934 358kB)
>>26556843 >larping faggot you're gonna pay up bitch

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