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2021-01-23 02:38 26391546 Anonymous Okay, give it to me straight (d90.jpg 482x427 76kB)
I have $2000 to invest and there's so much disinfo here, what do I put it in to make it? I'm about to unironically follow plebbit stock advice because they were right, again.
1 min later 26391617 Anonymous
>>26391546
This is the worst /biz/ has ever been, you likely won't get any gems recommended to you.
2 min later 26391637 Anonymous
>>26391546
don't buy rubic
2 min later 26391642 Anonymous
>>26391617
It really is, wtf happened?
2 min later 26391646 Anonymous
INJ, DOT or KSM.
3 min later 26391662 Anonymous
>>26391546
>$2000 to invest and there's so much disinfo here, what do I put it in to make it?
Make more money. $2000 is nothing. If you were lucky enough to get a 10x you'd only have $20,000, which is poor. While your working on making more money, learn about investing. Within 2-3 years, you should be ready to make your first trade.
3 min later 26391663 Anonymous
>>26391546
RUBIC
4 min later 26391699 Anonymous
>>26391617
Also this, because of all the newfags.
4 min later 26391706 Anonymous
>>26391546
also AVAX
4 min later 26391721 Anonymous (obor.png 459x492 135kB)
>>26391546
vet unironically
4 min later 26391727 Anonymous (1611028372838.jpg 1051x1526 794kB)
/biz/ has turned into a legit shitcoin shithole. You can tell this place is swarming with outsiders and newfags, just by looking at the way they type.
Anyway you got $2000, I'll tell you what you need to do. Invest $250-500 into this one;
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/ social-rocket
just get a bag and forget it about. This is how you make money in crypto. You're either a swift motherfucker that moves in and out of shitcoins, or you buy lowcap legit projects and hold on for dear life. Chainlink is a good example of that strategy
5 min later 26391731 Anonymous
>>26391546
Depends on your risk tolerance :)
5 min later 26391733 Anonymous
>>26391546
Freeport McMoran
The only real recommendation you'll get in this thread
5 min later 26391771 Anonymous
>>26391546
Anything being shilled is a scam.
6 min later 26391798 Anonymous
>>26391731
im ready to lose everything
7 min later 26391831 Anonymous
>>26391662
It's been hard enough saving this up since the pandemic hit, I'm literally going paycheck to paycheck where I'm living. I have to escape the rat race...Somehow.
9 min later 26391895 Anonymous
BB puts
10 min later 26391947 Anonymous
>>26391831
What is your job
Where do you live
11 min later 26391957 Anonymous
>>26391727
as for ROCKS, just look at it like ''the twitch of crypto''
14 min later 26392073 Anonymous (punishedsaylor.jpg 500x485 35kB)
fwiw I hold
WBTC (in vaults)
ETH (in vaults)
MKR
PNK
LINK (in vaults)
DAI in Yearn and Inverse vaults.
and I have been in Jumia stock in and out since $13. Selling way OTM covered calls and using it to buy more on dips.
That's where my money is and so that's where my mouth is. Jumia still has a ridiculously tiny market cap and tons of runway for years. I also like Arcimoto but currently don't have a position.
18 min later 26392193 Anonymous
>>26392073
I like XMR too. Just currently not holding any.
The way I see things is crypto is so unregulated just stick with the blue chips. They have plenty of growth potential, don't be greedy. Whereas in the dusty boomer stock market you have to go with smaller companies to make any gains.
19 min later 26392235 Anonymous
AVAX
DOT
20 min later 26392311 Anonymous
>>26391727
Thanks for the suggestion, guess I'll get a bag.
>>26391947
I'm a shitty warehouse worker in Canada, parents died when I was 16 and my life went to shit. I only got this job because they pitied me, but I still made it work.
22 min later 26392360 Anonymous
>>26391546
>buying at the top
bruh, wait a month until a 20% crash then buy.
24 min later 26392421 Anonymous (1610351157196.jpg 219x230 7kB)
>>26391546
>Coinbase
>Lurk /biz/
>a lot
>read whitepapers
>yes, all of them
>you did look up every term and concept you didn't understand while reading them, right?
did research the dev teams, and how crypto works from a technical standpoint, right?)
>read the whitepapers again
>this will take a few weeks
>you should be able to sit someone down and teach them more than the basics about crypto from memory
>wait for some fat dips, you will know this is happening because the entire catalog is pink wojacks and bobos
>time to buy
>buy little bits of coins with positive futures(you did read all those whitepapers and studied the dev teams and their goals and who their friends are, right?)
>by now you should be very comfortable
>make some cold storage and move into other exchanges
>HODL
Good luck, OP.
ygmi
25 min later 26392450 Anonymous
>>26391546
ADA, DOT, LINK
25 min later 26392483 Anonymous
>>26391546
as a fellow poor
I've been looking for some projects.
RLC
GEN
PNK
STA
are the shitcoins that look
alright
30 min later 26392654 Anonymous
>>26391546
There are certain stocks that are doing better than crypto right now, you can easily trade stocks from robinhood. For a long term buy and hold I would go with BTC ETH and LINK but $2000 isn't going to make you rich.
31 min later 26392670 Anonymous
>>26391546
All in kleros sir.
32 min later 26392712 Anonymous
>>26391546
what were they right about anon? (they aren't usually right Reddit)
36 min later 26392846 Anonymous
>>26392360
Is this crash going to happen for sure? Should I start getting bags in March?
>>26392421
Good advice, thanks.
>>26392450
>>26392483
I'll check these out.
>>26392654
What's so special about Robinhood vs other trading platforms? I don't expect to become a millionaire, literally $20k would be life changing for me so I can invest in myself a bit, maybe learn a trade instead of being a shitty min wage worker.
>>26392712
GME, some people turned $500 into $150k. Some made millions.
39 min later 26392947 Anonymous
>>26391546
long dogecoins
40 min later 26392980 Anonymous
>>26391546
Follow /r/vitards
Buy $CLF
40 min later 26392992 Anonymous
>>26391546
If you want to be 100% sure you wont lose your money buy BTC
56 min later 26393566 Anonymous (1607044806506.jpg 748x748 70kB)
Well fuck me, there's actually good advice in this thread. Thanks faggots.
1 hours later 26394673 Anonymous
>>26391727
>https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins /social-rocket
their whitepaper reads like it was written by a child, shill me this coin anon
1 hours later 26394811 Anonymous
HBAR
1 hours later 26394865 Anonymous
>>26391617
Newfag biz has been worse even last Christmas was worse with all the creg posting, this does seem like the deadest it's been, probably as a result of 2 years of pajeet scams being shilled incessantly
1 hours later 26395030 Anonymous (1603223643135.jpg 574x671 34kB)
>>26394865
>>26391617
Poojeets and pakis are the scum of the internet.
1 hours later 26395072 Anonymous
>>26391546
If you're worried about $2k yngmi anyway. You gotta throw a dart and hope you win. Pick a horse so to speak. Research projects and see if you like what they have to say, join their telegrams and get to know what supporters think. Make your own assessment. Or you could just buy RBC and turn your 2k to 50k in the next few weeks. Up to you
1 hours later 26395105 Anonymous
>>26391546
All in Stake DAO
1 hours later 26395139 Anonymous
>>26391546
you unironically missed it. lmao missed 2017, missed 2020, hahahahahaha. try again in 2023!
1 hours later 26395390 Anonymous
>>26391546
Could you light that 2Kusd on fire right now and not have a heart attack or try to kill yourself? Do you understand you could loose it all in a second on an exchange, trading or just fucking up a transaction? If you can do that, buy some fucking eth and don't touch one, use the rest to learn how to trade, stake... Etc. Learn how to secure your wallet, operate hot wallets like metamask, use uniswap and stake or delegate. Walk before you run. That one eth will look nice in a year when you finally know your ass from a hole in the ground. I was you 6 years ago. Best thing I learned was that I'm not a good day trader and it pays to do your own research and make sure a project is super active with talent. Holding is the key. Good luck. My shit coin of the year is GRT. Learn the ropes, buy GRT, transfer to indexer as delegator and earn more GRT as web3 and dapp blows up in your face. Heil Hitler.
2 hours later 26395779 Anonymous
>>26391546
Dont fo etc
2 hours later 26395909 Anonymous
>>26391546
investing or trading? totally different things. are you just trying to put away money for 30 years until you retire? then buy vanguard ETFs
are you trying to trade to make a decent return quickly but with some more risk? put 70% of it into blackberry stock, the other 30% into gamestop
2 hours later 26396042 Anonymous
>>26391831
i wouldnt buy crypto then. at least company stocks will always go up, you wont lose money if you stay patient if you choose a legit company to invest in. facebook stock was $30 a share just 8 years ago, its now over $300
shitcoins come and go, crypto is gambling not investing
2 hours later 26396111 Anonymous
Unironically rubic
2 hours later 26396137 Anonymous
>>26391642
Crypto bubble ever since the LINK bullrun late last year. Shills and newbs everywhere.
2 hours later 26396160 Anonymous (1609713832994.jpg 192x262 9kB)
>>26391642
>Bull Run
>Oldfags get rich and gtfo
>Newfags flock
>Shill Run begins
>Newfags gtfo after getting scammed
Thats just about it. /biz/ is honestly at its best during Bobo season so just leave for a couple months once the market cools off.
2 hours later 26396162 Anonymous
>>26391642
biz is always shit in bull markets
it's the bear markets where the newfags get shaken out is where you want to be
2 hours later 26396163 Anonymous
buy roobic anon
2 hours later 26396208 Anonymous
>>26392311
>Thanks for the suggestion, guess I'll get a bag.
please don't buy random shills on here
your best bet is to buy one of the "blue chips" this year (bitcoin, chainlink) and then holding that for 4 years
don't listen to random shills here
2 hours later 26396272 Anonymous
>>26396042
spoken like a true faggot
2 hours later 26396330 Anonymous
needful roobics
2 hours later 26396342 Anonymous
>>26391546
It's still link
2 hours later 26396520 Anonymous (apeship.png 947x659 370kB)
>>26391546
R3FI anon. 9800% up since launch 3 days ago. $0.45 now. Will be $1 in a few days. Then $10.
2 hours later 26396573 Anonymous (1600535453277.jpg 872x1020 118kB)
>>26391546
Whats up OP, 2015 Crypto fag here, gonna give you some real advice, hopefully your first step towards a 100k$ portfolio
>>26391637
First of all this, you will get rekt hard
>>26391617
Also this, but not completely true, the gems get usually ignored here, look for Threads with almost no replies, sounds funny but its true.
>>26391727
Also this, no clue of the coin but looks decent, and SNOW, for the love of god buy snow, if not youre gonna regret it hard. wait for a dump anywhere you wanna buy in, EVERYTHING DUMPS.
>>26392654
Fuck this guy, ignore him
>>26396160
Dont be as pessimistic as this guy, things actually changed since 2017
>>26396208
This if you can wait 4 more years, but i would have made 10x the amount then you did with low cap gems
DYOR always, don't listen to /biz/ otherwise, nobody really makes money on here, they are all mostly poorfags, that LARP hard af
Oh and the term pajeet is thrown around here alot, even though the board mostly consists of Europeans and Americans, Canadians and Australians.
2 hours later 26396749 Anonymous
Just buy any crypto coin that has a all white dev team
2 hours later 26396809 Anonymous
>>26391546
Xsn
2 hours later 26396908 Anonymous
>>26392311
Do not buy that. Buy ETH, LINK or BTC. Or some altcoins tis the season apparently
2 hours later 26396927 Anonymous
>>26391546
test
2 hours later 26397024 Anonymous
>>26391546
This plebbit gamestop thing is going to crash it's a meme scheme that if you didn't get in early it's pointless.
2 hours later 26397054 Sanjayrapuket@needfulldoingsltd.com
Grt
2 hours later 26397140 Anonymous
SENT
2 hours later 26397261 Anonymous
>>26391546
30% bitcoin, 30% eth, 30% chainlink.
I don't even own much chainlink I ran out of fucking money buying the others but it's going to go up.
2 hours later 26397271 Anonymous
>>26391546
Almost anything in the top ten that isn’t a stable coin is a surer bet than trusting coins shilled to you that you don’t research into, maybe even top twenty. If you’re new and/or stupid, don’t put into something that isn’t these, until you can distinguish scam from not scam, at least a little
I hold XRP and Jesus Christ in my heart
2 hours later 26397354 Anonymous (MRPHMOONCHART13441223.jpg 1280x731 96kB)
unironically MRPH Morpheus Network
2 hours later 26397357 Anonymous
>>26391546
Stocks bro stay away from the Ponzi scheme
2 hours later 26397472 Anonymous
>>26397024
i literally said that repeateedly when it was $12
3 hours later 26397925 Anonymous
What's your timetable and risk tolerance look like?
3 hours later 26397995 Anonymous
>>26397925
i wanna be rich tomorrow
3 hours later 26398024 Anonymous
>>26391546
LINK
DYOR tho
3 hours later 26398079 Anonymous
>>26397995
Best I can do is next Friday. Buy some BB calls.
3 hours later 26398142 avaneesh.r@seoindia.biz (1601203781445.png 250x250 43kB)
>>26391546
Sirs please listen, you must to consider the Rubic. The moon shot will be soon. Please get the big gains.
3 hours later 26398154 Anonymous
>>26391546
If you and hodl for a year or two and your risk tolerance is high: AVAX
Avalanche consensus is legitimately a game changer, even Vitalik has praised it. AVAX is poised to be the next ETH in the long term.
Shorter term (and still only if you got a high risk tolerance): BB calls.
3 hours later 26398199 Anonymous
>>26398154
Avax seems like the coin people who do research think will succeed, but it doesn't have the gainz to back it up
3 hours later 26398205 Anonymous
>>26391546
Counter everyone here. They are here because they are rekt.
3 hours later 26398283 Anonymous
>>26398199
If you haven't gotten in yet you don't necessarily want something that has already exploded in gains... but it's also gone up 330% in the last month so I'm not entirely sure what you mean. AVAX is a long term hodl not a shitcoin pump and dump, I don't recommend it if you want to see immediate gains.
3 hours later 26398343 Anonymous (Golden Ticket.jpg 512x512 44kB)
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3 hours later 26398433 Anonymous
>>26398142
What is the best website to use to buy crypto?
3 hours later 26398605 Anonymous
R3FI
not kidding lol
4 hours later 26399495 Anonymous
>>26398433
coinbase
4 hours later 26399508 Anonymous
Just buy TQQQ and never look back.
4 hours later 26399578 Anonymous
>>26398142
Why does everyone shill this coin? Is it the next Chainlink?
4 hours later 26399657 Anonymous (1611048956363.jpg 1345x1450 977kB)
>>26391546
Invest that $2000 in yourself. Buy yourself an Amazon Kindle Oasis and an Amazon Prime subscription and start reading books.
4 hours later 26399725 Anonymous
>>26399578
it's a discord shill pump and dump (currently)
you can pay pajeets on fiverr 4000 bucks and they'll shill whatever you want for over a month
wait until 5 weeks from now if there isn't any threads besides "what happened to XXX?"
4 hours later 26400209 Anonymous
>>26391546
LRC
L2
FIL
4 hours later 26400548 Anonymous
kusama is a nobrainer, safe 10x
4 hours later 26400644 Anonymous
Bat
5 hours later 26401149 Anonymous
>>26395030
just the internet?
5 hours later 26401229 Anonymous
>>26394673
Imagine "Twitch" but for the cryptocurrency communities
For a project like this, adoption is always the main problem yet it's a no-brainer for every single CT to jump it as they will now get paid for what they do on twitter every single day
5 hours later 26401255 Anonymous
kusama
5 hours later 26401259 Anonymous (images.png 444x139 7kB)
Gme
5 hours later 26401269 Anonymous
>>26391546
>I'm about to unironically follow plebbit stock advice because they were right, again.
Put it all on QQQ 2 year options.
5 hours later 26401284 Anonymous
>>26396573
Isn't it too late to get into SNOW? It already mooned 5x.
5 hours later 26401326 Anonymous
>>26391546
If you are a filthy American like me get Link GRT ETH for safe with great gains. You are priced out of link but of you put 50% in it wont be too bad. Grt as much as you can with eth being what you want to be 100% safe. GL Brother.
5 hours later 26401838 Anonymous (API3.png 774x604 56kB)
>>26391546
buy low, sell high. repeat until rich.
api3.
5 hours later 26401998 Anonymous
>>26391546
Buy DODO on 1inch
5 hours later 26402181 Anonymous
GRT. delegate it, HODL for three years
6 hours later 26403064 Anonymous
>>26391727
>You can tell this place is swarming with outsiders and newfags, just by looking at the way they type.
As he uses reddit spacing
6 hours later 26403093 Anonymous
avoid Rubic
>60% BTC
>30% ETH
>10% AVA
imo.
6 hours later 26403372 Anonymous
LTO
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