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2021-01-18 09:48 26168990 Anonymous Cover Stories (1538615844007.png 646x595 286kB)
I have 2 milly in crypto and will retire in a month or two from my shit job. My parents know my net worth (they're cool with it since they're rich too) but nobody else. Most of you in six figure hell will probably be retiring in the next year or two as well, if you hold onto the bull for long enough. We will all need a cover story to feed to normies, friends, girlfriends, etc. What's a good story that will explain why I don't seem to be traditionally employed, have all the free time in the world, and have all my material comforts taken care of, without tipping normies off to the fact that I'm loaded? I'm afraid if I pretend to still have a job (like web dev or consulting or whatever) I'll get grilled about the job and be asked technical questions that I won't be able to answer competently.

1 min later 26169053 Anonymous
>>26168990 I own a boating business. It's honest work.

2 min later 26169112 Anonymous
>>26168990 Just say you’re a financial consultant. If they ask you for a consult tell them they can’t afford you.

4 min later 26169198 Anonymous
>>26169112 >If they ask you for a consult tell them they can’t afford you. Like that's the problem, a lot of the cover stories I would just have to basically stonewall at a certain point to keep people from prying deeper, which would either just come off as being a dick and lose potential friends that way, or else trigger their bullshit alarm and make them pry even harder.

5 min later 26169230 Anonymous
>>26168990 "I do financial consulting for decentralized finance applications, in the niche of Web 3.0 solutions. Nerdy shit but it pays well." No one will bother to ask you anything further

8 min later 26169356 Anonymous
>>26168990 Just tell them you day trade for a living. You don't have to let on to how much you have and it's close enough to the truth that you can say it without raising suspicion.

10 min later 26169435 Anonymous
I will tell them I made it on the crypto investments I tried to get them in on in 2019 that they ignored and that they can fuck off if they’re looking for handouts.

12 min later 26169534 Anonymous
>>26168990 Depends on your actual background as my cover makes no sense if you flipped burgers before. I just tell people I work with hedge funds as a freelance consultant doing audits on companies under the hedge fund and have a strict NDA on details. I just tell them that I investigate what the company said it does vs what happened force force wise. I just tell them that I compare numbers and it's extremely boring work.

15 min later 26169663 Anonymous
>>26168990 "I do some IT work" normies won't ask what you do and if you throw enough buzzwords at the ones that do ask their eyes will glaze over and they'll tune out. The trick is complaining about being in debt if they ever ask about your nice stuff. New house? "my mortgage is killing me haha" New car? "The lease sucks but I like driving it" etc. They won't question it because they rent everything they "own" too

16 min later 26169718 Anonymous
I just tell them I’m a financial DR copywriter, and freelance my time. It lets me do “research” on crypto in front of anyone and belies my skills. There’s also enough stuff about it on Reddit that you can convincingly be a burger flipper and have transitioned to this

17 min later 26169787 Anonymous
You could also say that you work remotely for a defense contractor or CIA and the details are strictly confidential.

20 min later 26169875 Anonymous
>>26169356 >>26169435 Mentioning the words "daytrading" or "crypto" is the most surefire way for people to catch on to you. Simply replace them with a shitload of technical jargon, which, while technically true, no one will bother to understand or investigate.

22 min later 26169963 Anonymous
Why does it matter? Just tell them you made your fortune on crypto...

23 min later 26170024 Anonymous
>>26168990 Dont lie about a job you dont hold - you're right, you'll get outed eventually. Not worth looking stupid in front of a normie when you're a loaded chad. Just say you invest for your own account. Asking about your positions are nonya business - let's hit the volleyball nets

24 min later 26170067 Anonymous
>>26168990 you have a trust fund from a rich uncle it pays out 50K a year

24 min later 26170075 Anonymous
they won’t be asking questions when they’re orgasming anon, get to it

25 min later 26170087 Anonymous
>>26169230 This, use buzzwords and make your job sound boring so no one asks follow-up questions.

25 min later 26170120 Anonymous
>>26168990 >Pick random but specialised IT field >Nobody will ask about it as they don't want to appear dumb or get bombarded with technical language Easy

26 min later 26170139 Anonymous
>>26170067 no - why would you make yourself out to be a kept man when you rode a fucking cryptonado, bareballs, into riches?

28 min later 26170210 Anonymous
Wealth manager

29 min later 26170276 Anonymous
>>26169112 Lmao im a financial consultant you dont work with peoples money you work with business’s money, thats a financial advisor

30 min later 26170314 Anonymous
>>26168990 you signed a NDA and cant talk about it, also spend the wage cage time shitposting and not answering your phone because you at work

32 min later 26170404 Anonymous
>>26168990 Making furry fetish art commisions.

34 min later 26170504 Anonymous
>>26168990 tell them you're a larping virgin on biz

35 min later 26170514 Anonymous
>>26170276 Either one works, as long as you know which is which. Actually scratch that you definitely want to use financial consultant as the lie, because advisor normies will get pissed you won't give them free advice. If it's for businesses they'll be more understanding. Personally I can get away with saying I'm a freelance Japanese to English translator and that I'm under an NDA and can't talk about what I translate. As long as I'm not flaunting more than 100k of spending a year, nobody will question it. I'm also planning on starting my own legitimate business to so eventually I can probably use that as my go to excuse for being independently wealthy without working.

35 min later 26170566 Anonymous
Say you're an artist and sell a few pieces every year that covers your living expenses. You could probably make a few abstract paintings and sell them to these people that question your life at a "huge discount"

37 min later 26170628 Anonymous (1582946304159.jpg 526x348 31kB)
>>26168990 >"I do freelance X so I have a very flexible schedule" where X is something you know about and could realistically do

37 min later 26170638 Anonymous
>>26170514 >freelance Japanese to English translator everyone must think you're an incel

39 min later 26170705 Anonymous
>>26169963 I don’t think you realize how bad this will get anon. Most of us will have to either relocate or sit on our cash. It’s going to be hard driving around in 100 thousand dollar cars and traveling all over the world while the normies are struggling to survive. It already is insane amongst my friends and family. They anger and bloodlust is starting to boil over already. I just keep telling everyone I got to greedy and lost it all.

40 min later 26170765 Anonymous
>>26168990 Im making surveys

42 min later 26170841 Anonymous
>>26170705 This is why the citadel will come to be. Basically, a smart city that's very prejudiced.

42 min later 26170851 Anonymous (giphy_s.gif 480x360 108kB)
6 figure hell faggot reporting in, I'm semi retired because 3rd world lol Mentioning trading, crypto, investor or anything money related is a big nono you'll only catch more interest from them. Normies want to know your profession, for example I'm a System Engineer and MBA Saying freelancer is a good option implying you aren't a neet but most of you are lol. If you don't want to lie but not reveal your power level either simply say "I do nothing" and that's the end of the conversation they'll never ask you again. My ex colleagues always thought I was a millionaire because again (third fucking world) and I tried to keep a low profile as much as possible when they asked I obviulsy can't lie since they are in IT too so I simply replied "nothing", worst thing can happen they think you're a narco/drug dealer but they will never inquiete about your wealth again...

43 min later 26170869 Anonymous
>>26170705 Yeah if my friends ask them to let me fuck their wife. Should deter most of them

43 min later 26170881 Anonymous
>>26170276 You think dipshit normies know the difference? >>26169198 Who fucking cares? It's none of their business.

43 min later 26170891 Anonymous
Tell them you’re a venture capitalist kek

44 min later 26170909 Anonymous
>>26170504 This

45 min later 26170931 Anonymous (1610757776633.jpg 1106x1012 80kB)
>>26168990 Unironically if you think you have to resort to lying in order to maintain your relationships these relationships were never worth preserving in the first place. Besides, you are financially free now. Why give a fuck about what others think of you?

47 min later 26171002 Anonymous
Another option: make a dumb joke and change the subject by asking them a question. "I'm a very spoiled sugar baby." "Top 10% only fans." "I run a very popular sex toy review YouTube channel from behind the scenes."

47 min later 26171016 no
>>26169875 Catch on to what? Who cares if they know you are rich. Lots of people are rich and retired.

48 min later 26171065 Anonymous
>>26170931 Because, dear anon, there are mongoloids out there who wish injury and suffering on those more successful than they. And wrench attacks for crypto are real. Do not underestimate evil.

49 min later 26171071 Anonymous
>>26170931 because money do change people and affects relationships you fucking basement dweller dummy

49 min later 26171107 Anonymous
>>26170931 Until someone tells someone who tells some jealous retard that you’re a “bitcoin whale” and then they break into your house trying to steal your crypto. The other anons are right, just say you do financial research and consulting for an investment firm and then start speeding out about oragles and smart bonds

50 min later 26171144 Anonymous
>>26168990 meh I wouldn't lie to friends, gf etc. about having a job. Just tell them you made a decent bit of money (don't say how much) and you're thinking about what to do with your life next. It's really stressful to have to lie to them for years and if/ when they find out you have been lying to them they will never fully trust you again. I made a ton of money working online (don't want to explain). When random people ask what I do for a living I just tell them I trade stocks (which is true). I never tell them how I made most of my money or how wealthy I am.

50 min later 26171153 Anonymous
>>26168990 Just tel them you bought Tesla at $15 figuring it would be a good 20-yr investment. Then tell them you got out once it obviously became a bubble. You'll be seen as a prudent and patient investor who caught a break and was smart enough not to be greedy.

51 min later 26171173 Anonymous
>>26168990 >normies, friends, girlfriends >knowing people that you have to explain shit too >not already living on the margins of society ngmi

51 min later 26171188 Anonymous
This thread is full of anons who grew up poor and still having poorfag mentality even after making it. Again, if you are concerned about what people around you will do once they discover you are no longer poor like them just replace them. Literally you can switch neighbourhoods at will now. Shed your poorfag mentality.

51 min later 26171191 Anonymous
who cares about what anyone thinks? I'm gonna be travelling and enjoying life, won't even post anything online, my friends will only know that I'm somewhere alive and maybe well

52 min later 26171210 no (1610037427368.jpg 2730x4096 1369kB)
Pay $20 a month to maintain an ETSY store. You can just say you run an ETSY store, and earn a modest middle class living that way. They don't have to see your business numbers. If they ask you how you did it, just link them to some scam youtube ETSY guru.

52 min later 26171225 Anonymous
>>26170139 right now I'm getting about $3k/mo from crypto interest accounts. about 45k/yr. im comfy as fuck. I don't need the luxury bs to enjoy life.

52 min later 26171228 Anonymous
>>26171191 Also >Only green IDs itt are gonna make it

52 min later 26171229 Anonymous
>>26171144 You did amazing things for Sharpie stock anon, bless you.

53 min later 26171250 Anonymous
>>26169663 I'll just say I'm a front end developer, my car is on leasing and I pay rent on the house/apartment like every other schmuck does.

53 min later 26171261 how much is a cup of coffee?
>>26170514 they're gonna assume you're translating loli manga or something

53 min later 26171264 Anonymous
>>26168990 >I'll get grilled about the job and be asked technical questions that I won't be able to answer competently. I don’t think this ever happens. Just have a single one-liner for what you do, should be enough.

54 min later 26171274 Anonymous
>>26171225 >$3k/mo from crypto interest accounts how much have you deposited to get that return? are you concerned about hacks/exit scams/etc?

55 min later 26171310 Anonymous
>>26168990 maybe just set boundaries. you don't need an excuse not to be a wagie.

55 min later 26171314 Anonymous
>>26171191 >"travelling" in a post-covid world hahahhahahah

55 min later 26171320 Anonymous (biz.jpg 600x433 65kB)
>>26168990 >tell them you earned it the old fashioned way..

55 min later 26171331 Anonymous
>>26170638 >>26171261 An incel isn't the type who would learn a new language and make a living from it >loli manga holy projection

56 min later 26171340 Anonymous
>>26171144 >"I made a bit of money" yeah enough to quit ur fucking job, like anyone can do that so easily >"I made a ton of money" retard These 2 phrases are enough to reveal that you're rich, basically asking to get kidnapped or robbed. For people out here, try to look and have a story as normie as possible, you don't want to let friends, acquaintances or normies you have money.

57 min later 26171378 Anonymous
>>26171331 any white man who learns japanese or is into japanese culture whatsoever is seen as an incel

57 min later 26171390 Anonymous
>>26171188 go out and have sex, even after having money people don't want to lose their relationships since you have no friends you won't understand it.

58 min later 26171434 Anonymous
>tfw got all my ski bros into link a year ago Not trying to spend all winter skiing every mountain in Europe and Japan alone

1 hours later 26171487 Anonymous (3525lt9kvir01.jpg 600x503 35kB)
>>26171225 I have 27btc worth of crypto across celsius and blockfi split 75/25 btc/link. >not your keys not your coins I wouldn't trust the chinks from binance where I bought the link or the reds from btc-e where I got the btc. but times have changed. it's a calculated risk. they are both fincen and registered MSBs I have to pay income tax on the interest but I don't pay capital gains since I'm not selling the underlying asset.

1 hours later 26171504 Anonymous
>>26171264 I wouldn't lie about having a job to close friends/ gf, but this is true. I've lied about having a job a few times to avoid anoying questions. It always goes something like this: > what's your job Anon? > I work from home with online marketing > oh! so what do you do? > I just help small businesses set up ads, marketing, design their webpages etc. 9/10 they stop asking questions here. If they keep asking questions then just change the subject.

1 hours later 26171530 Anonymous (1610962408535.jpg 978x1200 273kB)
>>26168990 I tell people i scam virgins on an anime blog forum by shilling internet tokens to them. How much i make you ask?! Around minus 10k so far.

1 hours later 26171578 Anonymous (1610994816135.png 517x415 337kB)
>>26168990 <<

1 hours later 26171581 Anonymous
>>26171378 Creepy/weird/nerdy/aspie/weeb are better labels for that, incels aren't people with the drive and problem solving ability to learn foreign languages well enough to live off it when they can procrastinate with videogames, 4chan and /r9k/

1 hours later 26171609 Anonymous
>>26171434 I plan on doing that too. See you on the slopes frend

1 hours later 26171613 Anonymous
>>26171314 Well in my 3rd world country I'm still travelling and partying almost like there's no pandemic so...

1 hours later 26171656 Anonymous
Learn something you're interested in, like coding, and then tell normies you program. If they ask just show them some of your stupid projects to make them shut up.

1 hours later 26171659 no
>>26171530 based

1 hours later 26171664 Anonymous
>>26170139 unequivocally based kek

1 hours later 26171670 Anonymous
>>26168990 I’m web dev self employed and just create and run my own sites tho I am retired. No one asks any detailed questions, they just think I’m smart since I make my own hours, never complain about finances, wake up at noon, and eat out before the plague. I met others who do the same they just run a business for the fun of it that doesn’t make a profit like a travel blog or Insta or info page.

1 hours later 26171688 Anonymous
>>26171609 >I plan on doing that too. See you on the slopes frend I just hope i can get a forged vaccine card or they just dont force that gay ass vaccine to travel. Good thing i live in the US, at least there's a good amount of mountains here

1 hours later 26171689 Anonymous
>>26171274 >>26171487 goddamn app

1 hours later 26171700 Anonymous
professional gambler

1 hours later 26171717 Anonymous
>>26171340 > >"I made a ton of money" > retard I would never tell that to strangers. I was just explaining my situation to you guys. Maybe it wasn't clear, my English isn't perfect. When strangers ask about my job I just tell them I trade stocks for a living or that I'm taking 6 months off from work to figure out what I want to do with my life (a lot of (poor) normies do this too). I think lying to your close friends/ gf is pretty retarded. My friends know I have money, but they have no idea how much. > asking to get kidnapped or robbed. I live in a very safe country/ city.

1 hours later 26171746 Anonymous
I would just get a part time job, because its fun. no need for cover stories if you live modest

1 hours later 26171760 Anonymous
Cuckhold/sexwife orgy organizer

1 hours later 26171816 Anonymous
Why not just be honest and tell them you are a (day)trader, what is even the problem?

1 hours later 26171828 Anonymous
>>26171487 >>26171689 cool. well done. i hope i get there some time

1 hours later 26171890 Anonymous
Find out what your actual passion is and do that you soulless fucks. No matter is it making music or wood carving or whatever. So when someone asks you what you do, you tell them what you do. And you do it because you genuinely like it regardless of others. As long as you are not driving around neon green lambos no normalfag will ask you that much about your financial situation.

1 hours later 26171932 Anonymous
>>26171002 I'm going to use the only fans one. Makes it even better since I have a good sized belly

1 hours later 26171946 Anonymous
>>26170931 Spot the guy who has sex

1 hours later 26171965 Anonymous
>>26171816 Because lots of people will sperg our if you say “daytrader”. Zoomers and alcoholic Gen Xers will suddenly be super interested and start telling you about their Robinhood account, and boomers will immediately start lecturing you on how it’s not real money and you’re gonna lose everything and blah blah blah. If you must tell them you trade just say you’re a value investor or something. Or deal with the sperging, it’s your choice really

1 hours later 26172003 Anonymous
>>26169053 I lost my crypto in a boating accident.

1 hours later 26172065 Anonymous
>>26171965 Making something up you're not is even worse, just be honest.

1 hours later 26172084 Anonymous
>>26168990 >too insecure to stand behind your success NGMI.

1 hours later 26172114 Anonymous
>>26172084 This.

1 hours later 26172115 Anonymous
>>26168990 If a question makes you uncomfortable don’t answer it, you fags will people please and live a lie your whole life rather then be an adult man and live life on easy mode by having boundary’s, people and women will respect you for it. People can tell when someone’s lying and they’ll just think you’re spineless and pathetic, especially if you’re down playing your success to a huge degree, it’ll be incongruent and they’ll think you inherited a fortune and you’re a loser

1 hours later 26172125 Anonymous (CZiB-FCWIAQRaMK.png 512x256 152kB)
>>26171828 hang in there anon. my best advice is to zoom out. we are less than 8 years away from mining fees outsizing the block reward. after that the volatility will drop. by 2032 I think btc will be a "boring" investment like gold. stick around.. I don't think I'm the only anon that will be back with some handouts after we make it big. if I'm rolling in it should btc hit 50k+ it seems only fair to give back to the next generations of anons that need a small hand up to be freed.

1 hours later 26172171 Anonymous
>>26168990 >I offer therapy for autistic adults online, it's through an anonymous service for privacy reasons

1 hours later 26172191 Anonymous
>>26168990 Just say you do computer stuff and normies will go “wow that’s so smart.”

1 hours later 26172223 Anonymous
>>26172115 exactly this don't sperg or be phlegm anon, nobody likes that

1 hours later 26172253 Anonymous
Tell them you sold ur buisness and are retired.

1 hours later 26172283 Anonymous
>>26172115 Ngmi 99% sure this is the guy that is married, gets cucked and also a poorfag Imagine realizing you’re a spineless beta cuck, then deciding to ((man up)) and be and be ((honest)), only to become even a worse projecting cuckhold Lmao @ ur life

1 hours later 26172294 Anonymous
Lying complicates things and will come back to bite eventually. Give a vague answer about having investments; if someone wants to know more theyre just being nosey

1 hours later 26172334 Anonymous
>>26168990 Why not tell half the truth? Say you have some money left from your job or got "lucky" with a small inheritance, and decided to use it to be a NEET for a few years after you had a burnout from work and you want to enjoy life now before deciding what you will do next? >>26172171 Wait that's my secret hobby!

1 hours later 26172342 Anonymous
Independent consultant of disturptive technologies Or buy some website that will make you 2k monthly and youw ill have your income

1 hours later 26172355 Anonymous
>>26168990 just say you are a drug dealer. everybody believed me and nobody asks me anymore where I got the money from.

1 hours later 26172368 Anonymous
>>26171261 I actually did translate hentai in the past but it wasn't loli. Arguably it was nearly as bad or worse though. I just haven't done it in years.

1 hours later 26172424 Anonymous (0843C152-DA47-4426-AC2A-8A37EDB701D1.jpg 1125x427 54kB)
>>26172283 imagine hiding in the shadows and masquerading as a pleb cause you’re shit scared of being robbed, kek If you can’t look someone dead in the eye and say I don’t talk about my work, or my finances then youre a faggot . Living life as a spineless worm is a fate worse then being poor

1 hours later 26172436 Anonymous
Tell em "I bet 50,000 dollah on Biden's victory. I was so lucky heh"

1 hours later 26172481 Anonymous
>>26172424 This, so much. Living with principles is priceless.

1 hours later 26172485 Anonymous
>>26172283 incel

1 hours later 26172490 Anonymous
>>26172424 It isn't being scared of being robbed, but ruining your relations with others you care about.

1 hours later 26172498 Anonymous
>>26172355 Most realistic cover story, people will understand if you don't answer questions when asked about your 'career' as a dealer.

1 hours later 26172504 Anonymous
>>26171760 >>26172283 >muh cuck cuck cuck! faggot

1 hours later 26172587 Anonymous
>>26172355 Won't this get you arrested when you try to cash out, your bank reports you, and they then put into prison after they search your computer through and find some loli hentai? I remember the story of someone in the UK who got reported by his bank as a drug dealer after cashing out in 2017. Luckily he only had a few pirated movies on his computer.

1 hours later 26172596 Anonymous
>>26172490 so your friends dislike you so much that you have to pretend to be someone else unsuccessful to be around them? those aren’t friends buddy, that’s a cage you got yourself in, a lot of the shit you guys are in is because you lie and then have to perpetuate the lie further and people notice and don’t say but they lose respect for you and don’t trust you, so your friendships are fake

1 hours later 26172628 Anonymous
>>26170705 Are Americans actually struggling that much? I thought that was a larp?

1 hours later 26172661 Anonymous
Imagine thinking that it is an act of principle to make a bunch of enemies by pridefully telling people you gambled on the internet and got rich. Yes I know it’s not gambling but that’s all anyone thinks when you say cryptocurrency.

1 hours later 26172690 Anonymous
Just buy a duplex and rent it out, you get passive income and a cover story.

1 hours later 26172748 Anonymous
>>26172587 95% chance that was a LARP unless he showed you his bank account.

1 hours later 26172770 Anonymous
>>26172596 No, actually both me and my friends are successful. But me telling them I got it all by buying some meme coin would definitely change everything. I don't want for anyone to ask about le bitcorn everytime they see me, or to curse them with losing all their money. I just want to have a few beers with the lads, buy a few rounds for them shoot the shit and that's all

1 hours later 26172789 Anonymous
>>26172490 >ruining your relations what kind of relations would i ruin? People that have a grudge on my anyway? You are a massive cuck mate

1 hours later 26172819 Anonymous
>>26170628 ohh okay so i could say im a freelance burger flipper got it thanks for the advice anon

1 hours later 26172839 Anonymous
>>26172498 Yeah I’m sure soft crypto nerds being mislabeled as a drug dealer will be more safe when jamaal and his boys roll up strapped to his house asking where the fucking coke and cash is, kek

1 hours later 26172858 Anonymous
>>26172424 If you have to intimidate someone to make them stop asking you questions you can't say that's a friendly relationship... You can't really be friends with most wage slaves after you make it. The difference is just too big. And getting robbed is a big issue for most of us. You can't pay an insurance to reimburse you your stolen stack when your private keys suddenly go missing, or a relative accidentally empties your wallet... What do you do then? Do you create a multi sig wallet and put the keys in 10 different banks around the world? Do you just send it to coinbase and hope their vault won't fuck you up? Until this problem has a good solution we will never be completely free of the danger of losing everything and being forced back to wage slavery. I don't think most of us could survive that.

1 hours later 26172865 Anonymous
>>26168990 tell them you work i nfinance. immediately sounds boring and they immediately change the subject. if they pry, just say you work on numbers i n excel.

1 hours later 26172932 Anonymous (1495997223152.gif 326x334 3066kB)
>>26168990 Tell them you trade fake crab meat on chinese stock exchange, usually early in the morning, when boats come back from sea. It's complicated.

1 hours later 26172972 Anonymous
>>26168990 Imagine not dabbing on your friends, girlfriends and normies with your crypto fortune. Why bother making money at all?

1 hours later 26172997 Anonymous
Just tell them you’re in real estate, if they ask further, just say you collect rent

1 hours later 26173003 Anonymous
>>26168990 Get a hobby, you don't need to work in a job you hate. Just do something you enjoy that makes a small salary, doesn't even need to be that much money seeing as you have your primary source of income anyway. Live a relatively humble and simple life on the outside, if you have expensive things here and there just mention how you've got into this Bitcoin stock thing and you've made a bit of money from it. Don't show your wealth too much.

1 hours later 26173035 Anonymous
>>26172770 you don’t need to go into your investment portfolio with friends, just know that when you directly lie you’re only hurting yourself from development, you’re telling yourself inside that you should feel A level shame and inadequacy for your success, that people don’t understand you and that even friends are untrustworthy and you won’t reach your full potential, it’s that simple. On the other hand if friends are asking to outright read your bank statements, that’s disrespect and shouldn’t be tolerated, boundary’s anon. There are millions of millionaires in the state’s alone, millions of better, softer targets unless you hang with prostitutes, junkies and gangbangers, it’s actually poorer people that get robbed more often as they’re less prepared and have less resources and protection, those who get rich usually aren’t stupid

1 hours later 26173043 Anonymous
>>26172932 kek Isn't there a futures market where you can really trade this?

1 hours later 26173110 Anonymous
Why even have ‘friends’ in your life with whom you can’t be honest?

1 hours later 26173113 Anonymous
>>26168990 Your parents are rich, so you answered your own question, unless you’re a larp.

1 hours later 26173128 Anonymous
>>26173035 get a load of this anon, insecure bizraelis

1 hours later 26173211 Anonymous
>>26168990 I’m self employed in sales. Wholesale, bulk, auctions, estates. My story won’t change if I retire. I’ll probably continue with the easier sales.

1 hours later 26173221 Anonymous (1525204128272.jpg 475x356 29kB)
>>26173043 Probably fisheries or that main chinese gov owned fishing corporation. There are sectors where fish caught doesn't even see a packaging line, from the ship it goes straight to fish pellet makers. Maybe there is something fish pellet related on stock market. I wouldn't be surprised, it's a huge market for fish feed, shrimp feed, etc. Those who try grow tuna on farms also rely on teaching tuna to eat fish pellets. It's crazy out there.

1 hours later 26173229 Anonymous
>>26173043 mfw i got rich on chinese crab futures

1 hours later 26173234 Anonymous (original_274551626.jpg 1062x1341 207kB)
Put that shit in CLF https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

1 hours later 26173286 Anonymous
>>26173128 he’s right tho boundarys are important. if you don’t have them you’ll get steamrolled everyday by men and women

1 hours later 26173296 Anonymous (1371126153810.jpg 117x120 2kB)
>>26173229 I want to know more know!!

1 hours later 26173402 Anonymous
So the big thing I'm concerned about isn't really random normies on the street. It's good friends from before I got rich. Some people think if they're truly good friends that their attitude won't change towards you if you tell them the truth. I don't think that's true at all. They may not want their relationship with you to change, but it inevitably does. It's impossible to avoid. They may wish you the best and be happy for your success, but ultimately your escaping wagiedom drives a massive wedge between you. They're stuck grinding it out at their job 8 hours a day while you chill and have fun with your hobbies. They're worrying how to cover their bills for the months while you have everything on autopay and don't even think about expenses. You simply end up with less in common, and I think after a while even in the most faithful friend it can begin to foment feelings of alienation, resentment and bitterness. Bonding over a common suffering is one of the biggest parts of friendship, and wagiedom is the worst suffering. Without that component, it just makes friendship harder. Two rich people can bitch and moan together about the tribulations of being rich, two wagies can bitch and moan together about the horrors of wageslavery. A rich guy and a wagie can't connect on that wavelength though.

1 hours later 26173508 Anonymous
>>26172587 In america, strictly speaking, if they get a warrant to search your computer for evidence of drug dealing and find loli hentai, even actual CP, they can't charge you for it since they found it while searching for evidence of drug dealing. Obviously you won't get your stuff back if they find real CP but a competent lawyer should be able to keep you out of prison. Obviously, regardless, you'll want to keep your computers encrypted and maintain offsite encrypted backups, so that when they finally give up on your case you can still get your data back later. I recommend burying external hdds in an airtight container, just make sure you memorize the encryption key.

1 hours later 26173519 Anonymous (1519261823027.png 500x454 137kB)
The real problem is you need to have good friends who can respect boundaries.

1 hours later 26173595 Anonymous
>>26173035 the issue isn't money itself, rather than how you got to that money and you can't just refuse to tell to someone that is close to you how you magically have all this free time and money. no one is asking for bank statements

1 hours later 26173631 Anonymous
>>26172770 >I just want to have a few beers with the lads, buy a few rounds for them shoot the shit and that's all If you just want drinking buddies you shouldn't have to say anything more than that you work in consulting

1 hours later 26173659 Anonymous
>>26173402 This. I haven’t even made it. I’m just a bit further ahead than most of my friends whom are perpetually stuck in shit tier jobs with no future prospects. Our relationship has begun to strain. My respect for them is diminishing because I’m becoming more and more aware of how self destructive and entitled they are. Their resentment for me is increasing as I move further and further ahead of the pack. It’s sad but it is the nature of all things to change. To deny change is to deny life. That’s the problem with most people. They’re terrified of change so they never really live.

1 hours later 26173665 Anonymous
>>26172084 You need to be wise in disclosing your wealth, especially in these times of income inequality. Many want to eat the rich and acquire what is not theirs.

1 hours later 26173691 Anonymous
>>26173402 this is true

1 hours later 26173706 Anonymous
>>26173595 Yes you can. You can literally say anything you want to them. I don’t know why this is so hard for people to understand: you don’t owe anybody anything.

1 hours later 26173710 Anonymous
>>26173402 It's inevitable that most friendships will end after some time because people change. A friendship is based on the relationship being on equal footing and everyone getting something of equal value to them from it. The moment such a great imbalance appears the friendship will stop being between two equals because your attitude changed enough to make the relationship one sided even without money. It seems you were lucky and managed to keep your friends while changing your mindset to making it, but for some of us we already lost our friends when we decided to focus all our time on making it and stop all the time sinks associated with wage slavery for that goal. If they really are your friends they would share a similar mindset and try to make it too. If they don't then you know how it will end. You will meet less often and have to find someone new who relates more to your situation.

1 hours later 26173755 Anonymous
>>26168990 Who gives a shit, literally just say that you invested in some pennystock and got lucky.

1 hours later 26173762 Anonymous (richpepe.jpg 249x249 8kB)
>>26168990 'venture capitalist'

2 hours later 26173825 Anonymous
>>26173402 I agree with you. Having personally run the spectrum from destitute and homeless to basically wealthy and not needing to work, it was easiest to make friends and spend time with them when I had the same disposable cash as they did. When I was poor, I couldn't hang out with them without them feeling awkward that I was just drinking water and wasn't buying anything and wouldn't go on trips with them. Later, when I was able to spend the same as them, hanging out was effortless and we all had lots of fun. Later still, when I could spend entirely freely and didn't care about money at all, they would get embarrassed when I would drop hundreds of dollars on a whim or suggest trips when they couldn't afford them. At that point I stopped recommending places to go and just said let me know when you guys are going out or planning something and I'll be in. It worked out then and I just made sure to match my spending with theirs. Basically, I think economic classes form for a reason. Like attracts like, and even if you want to, it's really hard to associate with someone from a different economic class for very long. It eventually bores the wealthier person and drains all the money from the poor person unless you're in a very rigid activity structure that puts a cap on spending (for instance, weightlifting or some other hobby like that).

2 hours later 26173877 Anonymous
>>26173825 >At that point I stopped recommending places to go and just said let me know when you guys are going out or planning something and I'll be in. It worked out then and I just made sure to match my spending with theirs This is literally all you need to do Stop fretting so much and don't flex

2 hours later 26173891 Anonymous
Nigger why even get rich when you cant enjoy it, get hobbies like working out or any sport, start enjoying ur life anyway u want it. Just say your a investor or get into real estate. Imagine living a lie after making it

2 hours later 26173937 Anonymous
Sounds more like people who wanna live like Peter Pan and cling to broken friendships rather then branching out , the issue with making it investing and especially crypto is you don’t meet people face to face with the same ambition and drive to become wealthy, so you still hang with those without a similar mindset, vs say you made it in business you’d be around other business owners or staff who would by default treat you with respect. It’s about leveling up, you beat one stage in the game and you gotta push onto the next, people change. If you’re the most successful one in your group by miles, you’re the only one with ambition then that’s a problem

2 hours later 26173963 Anonymous
>>26173706 >dude how do you have so much free time and money?? >uhmmm I refuse to give you that information, now please continue to be my friend and talk about that TV show some more

2 hours later 26173987 Anonymous
>>26173402 >Bonding over a common suffering is one of the biggest parts of friendship You're right. But I don't wanna suffer any more.

2 hours later 26174036 Anonymous
>>26173508 I don't live in america, but this is one of my biggest fears currently. Unfortunately I gave up trying to encrypt my data, because I lose my data every time I make a new attempt and don't have enough time to go through all the data I have hoarded since the creation of Internet. Ironically downloading pictures from 4chan could be our downfall. Imagine getting sent to prison for possessing memes of Hitler and Sergey...

2 hours later 26174059 Anonymous
>>26173825 I've never understood this. I have friends that are wealthier than I am, and I ask them how they did it and if they have any tips so that I can achieve what they have. No need to be jealous or embarrassed. That's pure ego shit. If you have more than me, I want to ask you for the knowledge on how to get there myself.

2 hours later 26174120 Anonymous
This is a lot easier of a problem to solve than you're letting on. You can literally just tell people you came into a lot of money. If people are actually interested you can just say you want to keep matters private. Just man up and don't be a bitch.

2 hours later 26174156 Anonymous
>>26168990 I can tell you’re still young because as you get older you’ll only have one or two true friends that you’ve stuck with at the end of it all. Do NOT GIVE ANY HAND OUTS, people asking for money are using you. However if you have a couple friends that you want to try to help out here and there that’s fine. I’m about to be 33 and I only speak to two people from high school, and they know that I’m very well off compared to themselves. Not once had either asked for money of any sort, because true friendship isn’t like that. I’d keep all your business to yourself, and leave it at that. They don’t need to know how much you have, or how you made it. That’s the end of that.

2 hours later 26174188 Anonymous
>>26173987 Imagine you were a slave in ancient greece but you saved up your money and purchased your freedom from your master. Would you then hang out with your old slave buddies and expect everything to be the same?

2 hours later 26174193 Anonymous
>>26174059 >I ask them how they did it and if they have any tips so that I can achieve what they have And this is the tricky part with crypto. Suddenly you have your entire extended family asking you day and night about le bitcone and is the sushi luigi sandwich token a good buy, then your friend loses all of his money, then some other friend becomes a gambler etc etc

2 hours later 26174239 Anonymous
>>26174156 This, never ever loan friends money and if they ask it’s grounds for terminating the friendship, you’ll say no and resentment will follow. you don’t owe anyone anything anons, the best advice is to be like liquid fluid and circulating, never tie yourself completely down to one person or one group

2 hours later 26174248 Anonymous
>>26170139 I pray, one day, to utter these words

2 hours later 26174263 Anonymous
>>26168990 > I'm a union delegate

2 hours later 26174296 Anonymous (c.png 640x438 144kB)
six figure anon here. no one besides my gf knows that I accumulated six figures (not saying how many) ive been working at chickfila for 6 yrs now and have been thinking of a cover story for a long while now. almost blew my cover when i got a supervisor position and got a tesla the following week acting like i got a big bonus but i guess people got a little suspicious from that lel. i just told them that i got a big bonus and sold my old car and people starting calling me "rich" which was making me paranoid and i almost quit. im not really sure what to do when I retire like what am i supposed to say, i found a new job or something?

2 hours later 26174335 Anonymous
>>26174188 Imagine buying your freedom and then becoming the new master of your previous slave friends while discussing of the best ways to use slaves with your new friends.

2 hours later 26174339 Anonymous
>>26172115 /thread

2 hours later 26174383 Anonymous
I'd just make absurd jokes with a straight face and not answer the question lol. >I'm MLG Pro Gamer >I invented Jawzercise >I sell water filters Why the fuck should I give a fuck abt if someone believes me or what they think? That's some autist shit OP. If you don't want people knowing you're loaded, just act normal, don't dress super nice, drive a sick car, or anything that would give it away. Although personally when I get my moon bags I'm certainly going to flaunt it a little and flex on some people at first for the hell of it

2 hours later 26174391 Anonymous
>>26174193 I should be more specific. I don't ask the specific mechanism but the mindset that got them there. The mechanism is not important. Poor is a mindset. Rich is a mindset. Success is a mindset. I want to understand how people with more than me think so that I can teach myself to think like them. From there, wealth and success will find me. Since I have started doing this, my life has been steadily improving. I have more money and confidence than I have ever had before. Making it for me is a matter of when not if, now.

2 hours later 26174467 Anonymous
>>26168990 You have to save the white race, fren

2 hours later 26174550 Anonymous
>>26173035 Ok, Jordan Peterson, you fuckin drug attic. This is fuckin retarded. Their is no full potential, their is no shame or inadequacy. It is about intelligence. Why do you think ((they)) have been so successful? It is because they are tactical. We need to be fuckin tactical. Disclosing private information is absolutely retarded and you should be ashamed for thinking it was noble. You've been conned

2 hours later 26174639 Anonymous
>>26174550 insecure beta male detected I wonder how many people who’ve actually made it answer these threads? It seems like a lot of wagies fantasising about what they’d do but then placing these imaginary roadblocks in the way to cope

2 hours later 26174667 Anonymous
>What do you do for a living anon? Nothing. >you don’t work? no I worked. >where did you used to work? Self-employed >what did this consist of? Nothing. >oh *walks away*

2 hours later 26174693 Anonymous
>>26174667 based stonewall

2 hours later 26174709 Anonymous
>>26172858 >your private keys suddenly go missing Make a copy Put it in a bank safe Flawless design?

2 hours later 26174711 Anonymous
>>26173710 I mostly agree. I have a friend that moved to LA and has a completely different life now. We speak one or twice a year and that is all. We are still friends, and I wish the best for him, but we can't relate life situations anymore. He is out doing the 9 to 5 in LA, and I am on the corners of the web for 8 hours/day in our hometown. Similarities of situation matter a lot. I still love that guy, and I know he does too, but we are too different now to talk all the time.

2 hours later 26174716 Anonymous
>>26174059 95% of people do not have as constructive a mindset as you. It takes time to break through the mental prison of "stay in your lane".

2 hours later 26174733 Anonymous
>>26168990 Tell them you do online tutoring for rich kids. Just pick a topic you have at least high school level knowledge about and just go with that. It's pretty much impossible to disprove unless you let someone follow you 24/7.

2 hours later 26174804 Anonymous (1588898772583.png 680x500 159kB)
If you're not a NEET just say [whatever profession you worked in or studied] and you saved your money and it added up over time. There's a lot of books that sell exactly that shit to people, so it's more than believable to the average normie. Otherwise just say you moved in with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air or some shit

2 hours later 26174903 Anonymous (20F7CB93-D21B-464E-AB97-FE4397F78ADA.jpg 1183x1431 954kB)
53yoldfag here, Englishman living in USA. I tell people I provide “English discipline” to women who want boundaries in their lives

2 hours later 26174978 Anonymous (1594844744795.jpg 1252x1252 113kB)
>bought some link for my mom >she wouldnt stfu about it to the rest of the family women were a mistake

2 hours later 26175153 Anonymous
>>26168990 I almost made it so I already quit my job (graphic designer). My cover story is easy now, I can just say that I have a designer friend that does a ton of freelancing and he sends me projects once in a while cuz he doesn't want to work full-time. I just have to keep Photoshop and Illustrator installed, and a few old designs of flyers, brochures, landing pages, logos and all that boring shit on my computer and that's all. And if people ask technical questions I can already answer them, kek

2 hours later 26175248 Anonymous
>>26174709 Do you see the irony of going all in cryptos because you distrust banks, and then deciding to store your wallet keys inside their vaults? The other issue is that this solution probably won't work well if you have to use some form of staking and need manual confirmations for smart contracts.

2 hours later 26175249 Anonymous
>>26168990 I won't need a cover story. I will continue to wear ratty old t-shirts, shower once a week, buy all my groceries at Walmart, and spend my time indoors. The only change will be that I'm living in the relative boonies in a relatively modest house I bought. No one will suspect me of having money.

2 hours later 26175337 Anonymous
>>26174296 >works at CFA >worth six figures >bought a $50,000+ Tesla Lmfao you don’t need to ever worry about making it anon.

2 hours later 26175348 Anonymous
>>26174711 This is what happens to long distance relationships. When you don't see someone you slowly stop caring... If you decide to move somewhere outside of your friend's reach, you will change while 95% of your friends will just stagnate without ever trying to see if they could do better somewhere else.

2 hours later 26175394 Anonymous
>>26168990 Bad back pain. Lot can be made about bad back pain

2 hours later 26175463 Anonymous
>>26174296 you do remote work, so you get in your room for a few hours once in a while to "work", and then you play games and watch anime instead -_-

2 hours later 26175481 Anonymous
>>26174036 holy fuck encrypt your fucking data at least use fucking bitlocker it's just a few clicks

2 hours later 26175584 Anonymous
>>26168990 >My parents are loaded Easiest cover story in the book anon. They'll at least look down on you as a spoiled rich kid instead of plot against you as a crypto millionaire.

2 hours later 26175772 Anonymous
>>26175481 My computer crashes multiple times a day thanks to AMD drivers and Win10 which stops the initial encryption process. I will have to wait until the next BTC and ETH crash to get a new graphics card for cheap and make a new attempt... Bitlocker doesn't seem safe to use. If you want to go the encryption route you have to make sure it's not just something you do to get a fake feeling of safety and your private encryption keys are not stored in the microsoft botnet cloud.

2 hours later 26175815 Anonymous
>>26174036 If you can't figure out encryption (a bad place to be, you really should figure it out), then you should make a habit of only storing data on your computer when you need it, and keep everything else on buried external drives like I said. If you're not really storing anything super illegal, it's not a huge deal if they're found but they shouldn't be found during normal searches, so at least you're reducing the amount of data that can get you in trouble. However this will require you to thoroughly delete your data after backing it up, you'll want to wipe unused storage space with random data at least 7 times, there is software to help you do this. >>26173877 Sure, good for our friendship, less good for me who wanted to go snowboarding every free weekend. >>26174059 Normies gonna normie. At my last job there was not only one, but two guys I could talk money with comfortably. Both did their own investments and were financially stable and we had a lot of fun during the March crash talking stocks and options. Everyone else though got really awkward because they had massive loans to pay or straight up didn't understand what we were talking about.

2 hours later 26175884 Anonymous
Tell them you're in Limp Bizkit and make your money touring and selling albums

2 hours later 26176031 Anonymous
>>26168990 why do you care so much?

3 hours later 26176310 Anonymous
>>26174059 No one wants to answer questions about crypto all day. It's annoying, and if I wanted to be a teacher I'd of gone to school for teaching

3 hours later 26176348 Anonymous (1592887403642.png 862x634 114kB)
This thread highlights how socially autistic the majority of /biz/ is. I love it.

3 hours later 26176503 Anonymous
>>26174391 this is the most retarded thing I've read all day

3 hours later 26176507 Anonymous
>>26175772 >Bitlocker doesn't seem safe to use While it is not proven 100% secure, it will certainly stop thieves, curious friends or family from sniffing your stuff and is business standard. If you try to hide from CIA glowies, you might want to look into alternatives, right.

3 hours later 26176685 Anonymous (1610769968445.jpg 1024x768 75kB)
what should i tell girls my future career is going to be? i have 1 million $ rn and will probably make it during the remainder of this bull run. I dont plan on really working a job ever. But i dont want girls to like me for my body i want them to like me for me. If they ask, should i just say "not telling", or "its a secret", or just make up some job they dont understand like "im in private investing" or something vague like that? help me pls

3 hours later 26176782 Anonymous
>>26169053 Same. Honest af

3 hours later 26176859 Anonymous
>>26168990 I have this problem except I didn't invest in crypto but have an extremely well paying job. They key is to not have friends or family to talk to in the first place.

3 hours later 26176894 Anonymous
>>26176685 get a hobby you're passionate about you dummy dum

3 hours later 26176995 Anonymous
Simple, only hang out with bizraelis at the link yacht party.

3 hours later 26177007 Anonymous
>>26169435 based

3 hours later 26177026 Anonymous
>>26168990 Waste management consultancy

3 hours later 26177067 Anonymous
tell them you're a bitcoin millionaire?

3 hours later 26177102 Anonymous
>>26169198 Realistically very few people are going to have the know how to quiz you on your fake career lol. I'm an actual software engineer and nobody gives a shit. Most people don't understand that their request for an Uber goes to a server etc

3 hours later 26177125 Anonymous
>>26172628 Americans have been struggling for decades and every day it gets worse. I've never made more money in my life and normies are 8 months behind on rent because the government destroyed their source of income

3 hours later 26177146 Anonymous
>>26170705 Feed your wealth into some niche business that is too boring for people to look too closely at, and become Pillow guy mk2.

3 hours later 26177185 Anonymous (Screenshot_20210118-190950_Chrome.jpg 1050x1605 308kB)
CLF to 100 LOL https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

3 hours later 26177219 Anonymous
>>26170851 >>26168990 >6 figure hell Mfw 3 figures

3 hours later 26177271 Anonymous
>>26170067 Why would you craft such a beta story?

3 hours later 26177311 Anonymous
>>26170120 >>Pick random but specialised IT field You can just say software engineering lol. People don't even know how to be interested in it

3 hours later 26177410 Anonymous
>>26176894 i have hobbies, my problem isnt that girls dont like me, i just dont want them to meet/date/marry me for my money

3 hours later 26177419 Anonymous
>>26170638 >everyone must think you're an incel Freelance incel*

3 hours later 26177635 Anonymous
>>26177410 The point is that when they ask you "what you do", you should say [insert hobby]. And if they get nosey and ask how much you make doing that, just say >enough I don't discuss how much I make with girls I just met, and I'm a wagie. By the time you get involved in a relationship you should be ready to tell her the truth anyway.

3 hours later 26177660 Anonymous
>>26177185 It’s crashing faggot get out while you can

3 hours later 26177768 Anonymous
Spent my twenties as a NEET, didn't get pussy or money, happiest time of my life. Now I'm 36 with a 250k job and 700k net worth, never been more miserable living in 6 figure hell.

3 hours later 26177789 Anonymous (1591131885143.png 600x600 651kB)
make freinds with other crypto millionaires and just hang out with them curate your social circle

3 hours later 26177859 Anonymous
If O made it I would find an activity I enjoyed doing and learn how to do it well enough so i could larp doing it for a living >learn woodworking >hey anon what do you do for a living? >i uhh i make high quality chessboards and abstract wood statues i sell to chinese millionaires, you should come by my workshop one day Same principle can apply for any kind of artistic activity, artists are the biggest larpers, anyone can pretend to be one.

3 hours later 26178131 Anonymous
>>26172084 >>26172114 RIP to these anons knees when Mr. Wrench pays them a visit at 2am

3 hours later 26178369 Anonymous
>>26171390 >wanting to stay around poorfag trash after you make it enjoy losing all your money retard

4 hours later 26178713 Anonymous
>>26172932 >fake crab meat fresh from the sea ok, I will bite

4 hours later 26178790 Anonymous
>>26168990 >I have 2 milly in crypto and will retire in a month or two from my shit job i hope you already cashed out then. thats gonna be one million or less in a few months

4 hours later 26178803 Anonymous
>>26168990 If I want to flex but don't want to let normies in can I say I won the lottery?

4 hours later 26178870 Anonymous
>>26178803 That will bring you even more problems, most certainly don't go with a lottery larp

4 hours later 26178905 Anonymous
>>26173402 true and sad. fortunately I met some friends who are significantly richer than me while in a private school, so I guess at least I can keep them after I make it

4 hours later 26179313 Anonymous
>>26168990 I work with exotic plants

4 hours later 26179414 Anonymous (raep.gif 541x304 3346kB)
>>26168990 i'm a butterfly therapist/ indoor astronaut and my budget for a house is 3.2 million USD.

4 hours later 26179469 Anonymous
>>26175248 irony or not, it works most of the time just split your keys into multiple parts and store at different banks tho, coz banks drill boxes sometimes

4 hours later 26179504 Anonymous
>>26178870 >>26179313 >>26179414 I'm a janitor but I don't do for free.

4 hours later 26179525 Anonymous
>>26168990 Just pretend to be a boomer. "Yup, worked hard my whole life, ate rice and beans every day and put every penny I had in stocks, hehe. Yup, I sure do like my muscle cars and overpriced houses. Say pal, want to go fishing?"

4 hours later 26179611 Anonymous (1610408750617.jpg 900x856 877kB)
>>26179504 a man of culture

4 hours later 26179657 Anonymous
>>26168990 I weave baskets under water. Hard work, but the pay is good.

4 hours later 26179686 Anonymous (1590712510600.png 500x500 134kB)
>>26168990 This is fucking SIMPLE anon, you work as a finance contractor for a very lucrative individual and help them with all of their financial management. No one needs to know that that lucrative individual is yourself.

4 hours later 26179709 Anonymous
>>26168990 Op i can help, for a price Hint: what is something that is very difficult to determine worth?

4 hours later 26179715 Anonymous (3456345634.png 581x734 793kB)
>>26168990 >2 million >the fact that I'm loaded HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH holy shit oh my god theres no way you just said that nooo waaaay

4 hours later 26179822 Anonymous
>>26176685 use that $1m to start a micro fund, and now you are a "hedge fund manager"

4 hours later 26179930 Anonymous (1550519197812.png 600x580 368kB)
>>26171578 kek, I'm laughing too fucking hard at this shit

4 hours later 26180005 Anonymous
>>26172628 I'm mellow because I have an interesting job and big link but most people I know (20s - 30s) have multiple roommates, do a shit grocery/coffee/generic office job, have absolutely no savings or investments and are either balding, fattening or hitting the wall.

4 hours later 26180052 Anonymous
>>26179930 lol newfag doesnt know its a copy of the chainlink meme

4 hours later 26180116 Anonymous
>>26168990 Simple dont have friends

4 hours later 26180184 Anonymous (1601908898779.png 1000x1000 103kB)
>>26168990 thankfully I won't have that problem, because my goal is to stop slaving for the shit company that I work for now and start my own business basically turning my hobby (electronics) into a business if I screw up and run everything into the ground, that's fine, too it would bore me to death not to have something to do when I got out of bed in the morning

4 hours later 26180204 Anonymous
>>26168990 say you have rich parents lol

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