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2021-01-17 07:04 26097610 Anonymous (mylife.jpg 565x1000 35kB)
i wasted the last 5 years of my life supporting Donald Trump and Bashar Assad on a manga board when i could have been investing. i have $1500 in checking account and am 35 years old. i am panicking. please help me /biz/

1 min later 26097637 Anonymous (1610154267362.jpg 991x695 100kB)
many people were brainwashed and wasted those years too. there's no need to feel sad. buy BTC LINK XMR

1 min later 26097661 Anonymous
buying and holding bitcoin is a passive activity and you didn't even do that...

1 min later 26097663 Anonymous
>>26097610 Dont lose it, we are on the same boat. In fact i started around last week Read read read and invest slowly

2 min later 26097666 Anonymous
make a crypto.com account and buy chainlink using the app. add more each payday and you should scrape together a decent pleb stack. or try to gamble shitcoins

4 min later 26097714 Anonymous
>>26097610 I'm in a similar spot, dipped my toe in 3 years ago but sold all of it at a slight loss. But i'm getting back in the game, i've got $1500 to spend so bought a little BTC and ETH to get started and i'm looking at where to put the rest.

5 min later 26097723 Anonymous
>>26097637 >>26097663 I realized I am worse than a jannie. At least they have some tiny amount of power. I screamed into the void for five years and I did it for free. >>26097666 Thank you >>26097661 I was saving dollars and then lost my job last year during covid and I paid $5k out of pocket for dental work. All I have is my dog and a 04 toyota. I never thought about money before. My family never talked about it.

6 min later 26097751 Anonymous
>>26097610 I bet that feels amazing

7 min later 26097773 Anonymous
>>26097666 check'em also this guy's pic >>26097637 is a fairly hot tip, you can buy AVAX on binance if you want something slightly more risky but with more upside. this is slightly more involved so ask in one of the AVAX threads if you want to go this route

12 min later 26097854 Anonymous
>>26097610 Well they have these things called jobs. Look it up

18 min later 26097958 Anonymous
>>26097610 I don't feel bad for you. It's fucking 2021 an you still think that politics are more than a reality show. Trump or Biden doesn't matter. They fucking played you and you took the bait. Now here you are, poor and helpless, ready to get your ass fisted. And why? Because you delusional faggot thought that Trump would change anything or come to rescue the middle class. Your future does not look bright. I wish you good luck. At least you realized it at all now

19 min later 26097990 Anonymous (betrayjak.jpg 808x805 76kB)
>>26097610 magats get the rope

19 min later 26097993 Anonymous
OP, you sound like the kind of guy who will walk away from /biz/ poorer, rather than richer. I hope I'm wrong as your heart is in the right place, but damn. Supporting politicians and investing are absolutely not in the same category, choosing between them exclusively is like choosing between "believing the earth is round" and "eating enough vitamin C rich food".

23 min later 26098062 Anonymous (15948680484174.jpg 1148x1200 155kB)
>>26097610 It's OK bro, he's safe now. The war is won, it's time to focus on ourselves now.

35 min later 26098303 Anonymous
OP I feel for you. I gave up /pol/ a month ago and have been here ever since. Fuck politics just get money. Try to insulate yourself from the decay as much as possible.

37 min later 26098358 Anonymous
>>26097958 and you were played by OPs political bait post. youre all retarded

57 min later 26098732 Anonymous
>>26097723 >I never thought about money before. My family never talked about it. that's just called being middle to low class. that's the majority of us. we don't have the benefit of a wealthy family to teach us about money, and the system just funnels you into wage slavery and a tax advantaged account for savings. money didn't become important to me til I lost my job. then i switched careers to finance. I went from having nothing to my name to around $100k as of today in a span of 3 years, and I'm gonna have alot more before all this is done. good that you decided to stop screaming in the void and start working on yourself. I would only recommend LINK or BTC to others but my folio is LINK, API3, ERG, XDB; higher risk. Buy and hold. Don't sell til BTC is 100k or Dec 2021. good luck

1 hours later 26099246 Anonymous
>>26098732 Thank you

1 hours later 26099309 Anonymous (83a.png 528x321 134kB)
>>26097610 It's OK, I'm a brainlet too and also fell for the pied piper MIGA memes. Ive now seen the light and will waste 30k on DCAing into link, eth, and some other undetermined meme coin and will probsbly lose it all when Biden steps in to regulate coins

1 hours later 26099365 Anonymous
>>26097610 Why are so many /pol/ users coming to this realization all at the same time?

1 hours later 26099378 Anonymous
>>26098303 This place is 1000x worse for your brain than /pol/ because you'll be so sick from not having any money that it consumes you all day and night to the point of despair. I've done the calculations. Even if I invested $20k a year, I wouldn't have jack shit near what I want in life. Even at retirement it wouldn't be enough and I don't want to live past 50 anyways (I'll kill myself as I approach that age). Politics never made me upset or frustrated. It's more a spectator sport that isn't personal. I don't give a shit if the opposition party wins. Business and finance on the other hand? That gnaws at you. Setbacks keep you awake for weeks on end. Most people just cope by ignoring it or drinking weekly. I never even drink these days because it's a huge waste of money.

1 hours later 26099496 Anonymous
It’s okay fren we’re gonna make it

1 hours later 26099540 Anonymous
Well, you know now. You woke up right on time.

1 hours later 26099550 Anonymous
>>26099378 nigger get a JOB

1 hours later 26099588 Anonymous
>>26097610 Bro if you're reading, my advice is to NOT buy right now. BTC will crash and enter a 2 year bear market. That's when you buy it all up and wait for 5 years. Get a wagie job and assign every payment to BTC and in 5 years you'll have almost a million. If you gamble shitcoins NGMI

1 hours later 26099632 Anonymous
>be 23 >have 100 AVAX What should my target be?

1 hours later 26099676 Anonymous (1586653647349.jpg 1135x1080 223kB)
You're me from 3 years ago. Buy LINK. I made 500k and I'm going to make 20 million.

1 hours later 26099682 Anonymous (Soros.jpg 2048x1536 317kB)
>>26097610 unironically the worst thing about the us election is that they will drone Assad

1 hours later 26099757 Anonymous (noescapefromreality.png 615x689 369kB)
Thank you all so much.

2 hours later 26100037 Anonymous
>>26099588 literal brainlet. that dip was the first selloff and you're a newfag and a retard if you think otherwise.

2 hours later 26100111 Anonymous (tenor (4).gif 498x474 1699kB)
>>26097610 Well when you are really 35 years old how the fuck were you able to only save 1500$? Holy fuck, there is a hidden rule of /biz its called "if you dont have 100k$ by 27 at last you wont gonna make it far" Politics and News are something we wojaks in the system cant control man, stop caring for it and start improving yourself and your numbers. Jesus Christ 1.5k$ is my Quarterly Divi payment and it means basically nothing to me because it straight goes back into the divvie portfolio. Look out for a Job (at least UPS or Amazon or FedEx as low IQ pleb you are able to that kind of Job) and start grinding you miserable Magafag. Peace'n love

2 hours later 26100207 Anonymous
Hey, at least you're not that Tarrant guy. Imagine realizing what you are realizing but then having to spend life in prison for being a retard.

2 hours later 26100250 Anonymous
Another newfag here wanting to start to get into crypto. I want to start with a 2k investment. 1k 50/50 BTC/ETH and 1k more risky into AVAX How does this sound? And how should I do it, should I wait for BTC to make a big dip again and then hop on? And I hear alot about DCA'ing, I have no idea how to do that, but I want to learn. Thanks biz bro's

2 hours later 26100401 Anonymous
>>26100250 Look into DeFi to earn interest with your coins. You can do more than just buy and sell like a stock.

2 hours later 26100527 Anonymous
>>26097854 Not for long. Look it up.

2 hours later 26100588 Anonymous
>>26098732 Good advice. With 1500 probably better to all in link

2 hours later 26100616 Anonymous
>>26099378 If you invest 20k for 5 years and double it a few times on the way, its a lot of moola

2 hours later 26100622 Anonymous
>>26100111 What is in your dividend port, king?

2 hours later 26100641 Anonymous
>>26100111 Actually it's pretty average Scary to think most people are so close to destitution at any moment

2 hours later 26100701 Anonymous
>>26100401 Does this have to do with setting up nodes?

2 hours later 26100739 Anonymous
Jeez, I hate Assad and the rest of Middle Eastern swines. My country (Russia) poured literally billions into supporting this nigger at the expense of the domestic economy.

2 hours later 26100742 Anonymous
>>26099378 >Even if I invested $20k a year, I wouldn't have jack shit near what I want in life Don't be so sure. I started with about 40k invested in crypto 5 years ago. That has grown to over 4 million now. It doesn't happen overnight, but with patience and research, it is possible to really do well.

2 hours later 26100890 Anonymous
>>26100742 What was your roadmap? What would you recommend newfags do?

2 hours later 26100943 Anonymous
>>26100742 When I read stuff like this I always wonder if I'm being trolled or not, I hope it's legit

2 hours later 26100971 Anonymous
>>26100890 Yooooo first how the fuck do i even start buying crypto, which app, i dont trust google or reddit

2 hours later 26100983 Anonymous
>>26099365 Probably because cheeto jesus lost. Its fine dude, they will buy our bags from us. More money coming into crypto is always a good thing if you are already in crypto.

2 hours later 26101015 Anonymous
>>26100890 >What was your roadmap? I spent hundreds of hours doing research before I committed serious money. I fomo'd my first Bitcoin in 2013 at $1k and then bought a few more around $250-$300 in 2014 and 2015. While doing research, it occurred to me that attaching a virtual machine to a crypto currency would be a great idea, and when I searched to see if someone had done that, I found Ethereum. After the ico, but when it was still below $10. So I dumped about 20% of my net worth into it and let it sit for a year and a half before it really took off. This space is so volatile that if you haven't put in the reading and thinking time to back your investment, you are very likely to get scared out of your position too early. There are many stories of people who bought Bitcoin under $10 and sold years too early. So my recommendation is do your own research. It not only helps you make better choices, it helps you stick with them.

2 hours later 26101032 Anonymous
>>26100943 I'm not larping >>26101015

2 hours later 26101048 Anonymous
skip the queue by buying freedom reserve from uniswap.

2 hours later 26101096 Anonymous
>>26100971 Coinmetro is based Coinbase PRO is ok LCX is decent Buying monero with cash and then exclusively using a decentralized exchange like uniswap through metamask is the most chad option, only one that lets you avoid taxes / be untraceable

2 hours later 26101121 Anonymous
>>26101096 Beat ways to buy monero with cash?

3 hours later 26101181 Anonymous
>>26101121 Localmonero There are others, I'm not familiar tho

3 hours later 26101221 Anonymous (EFFDDFCE-4C68-4C69-A873-01D0D86FB32B.jpg 750x1536 811kB)
>>26101181 Thx

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