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2021-01-17 05:47 26095647 Anonymous post your resume (1580693835924.jpg 678x452 71kB)
>internet racist
>held hands with a girl in 2018
>willing to spend all day looking at charts
>took c++ but forgot all of it
>will work from home if needed
biggest weakness
>none
2 min later 26095714 Anonymous
>>26095647
>average cock
>kissed four (4) human females
>hates jews
>autistic, business minded and (in)sane
>practitioner of magick
>spiritually awake
8 min later 26095868 Anonymous
>>26095647
>full time public servant
>trying to destroy the system from within
>shorting the market due to imminent crash
>storing food and supplies
>will leave job when mandatory vaccinations happen
weaknesses
>not enough silver
10 min later 26095917 Anonymous
>>26095647
>POOPOOPEEPEE!!
>NIGGER CHINK PAJEET BURGER BOI!!!
>HUUUURRRR
>FAGGOTS
11 min later 26095936 Anonymous (6BD192F1-1335-4F8F-A297-3695529B0BE1.jpg 828x979 794kB)
>Neet
>Drug addict
>Fat
>schizo
>Incel
Can I get the job?
11 min later 26095937 Anonymous (B90A8D95-F888-4594-9E9B-DCC0FC6E6D52.png 219x230 9kB)
>I speak three languages
>can drive stick
>halfway through my law degree
>deep hatred of the jews
>I love it when my gf cucks me
12 min later 26095976 Anonymous
>>26095936
What's so wrong about Pikachu? Why is it demonized?
14 min later 26096021 Anonymous
>Be jewish
>see all the hate for me and my people on here
>Still come back because you schizoids are good at making me money and I don't give a shit how retarded your theories are
15 min later 26096054 Anonymous
>>26096021
>be jewish
>be anywhere other than inside the oven
ngmi
16 min later 26096074 Anonymous (D3B08DD9-84E3-4D16-B439-C90DE365DE94.jpg 600x600 43kB)
>>26096021
>theories
Oy vey, dem goyim know
17 min later 26096086 Anonymous
>>26095647
>racist electrical engineer
>have friends, but have grown more distant with the ones I like, and the others have become weirdo leftists post-college
>have held a girl's hand, almost kissed her, got invited to her apartment but got cold feet
>C++ is my favorite language
weaknesses
>Don't have a full BTC
>Only have like 300 LINK
I'd say I'm autistic, but that's just a cope. I'm just a loser.
21 min later 26096200 Anonymous
>>26095647
> CS freshman
> 200k+ RSR
> 6'3
> Femboy nazi with AGP though im straight and want a wife.
24 min later 26096254 Anonymous
>>26096021
based, jews know how to make money
24 min later 26096257 Anonymous
>>26096200
all of those were based so ill add I have severe OCD and am incapacitated most of the time
25 min later 26096276 Anonymous
>>26096086
C++ is goat
25 min later 26096285 Anonymous
>>26096021
I'm a Nazi and I love jews, dw fren we are all one race, the /biz/ race.
26 min later 26096309 Anonymous
>have jerked off over 10k times
26 min later 26096314 Anonymous
>>26095647
>turned 5k into 500k
>turned 500k into 5k
>nice cock
>never been seen by a woman
28 min later 26096362 Anonymous
I've long wanted to make a fake resume as a bookkeeper from the 1800s and send it to accounting clerk postings.
34 min later 26096548 Anonymous
>>26096021
What kind of jew tho?
35 min later 26096590 Anonymous
>>26096086
>electrical engineer
>doesn't own a full btc
are you unemployed or something?
35 min later 26096594 Anonymous
>part time NEET, do a bit of labouring (cash in hand) and claim benefits
>live with my mum
>2 kids by 2 different birds
>10k in crypto, up from £2k starting
>nobody knows about it
Weaknesses
>keep spending investment money on weed
38 min later 26096663 Anonymous
>>26095647
>Took C++ but forgot all of it
KEK same
44 min later 26096832 Anonymous (1478924781.png 1564x1080 2587kB)
>lv 22 castless wizard
>crypto connoisseur
>I can change a tire
>NEET
>once had a conversation with a girl in 2017
>am good at vidya
>sleep schedule resembles the internals of a school locker lock spun at random
>cannot do something unless it is directly motivating
>socially inept
46 min later 26096879 Anonymous
>>26096590
n-no. I'm just retarded. Could have bought at $5k but didn't.
47 min later 26096901 Anonymous (dmglinkersunite.png 564x1004 1312kB)
>>26095647
Resume :
Professional DMG accumulator + DMM / USDT mToken swingie.
50 min later 26097000 Anonymous (image.jpg 331x248 17kB)
>20-sai neeto desu
>bought 1000$ of BTC at 9k, sold at 10k
>28k in fiat sitting in a savings account
>marine corps basic training dropout(1 month)
>worked at a japanese grocery store for 7 months then quit (日本語が話せます)
>top .3% of league players
>5'11 160 lbs
1 hours later 26097285 Anonymous (1608755161749.webm 960x540 2147kB)
>Pajeet in the usa
>Comfy swe wfh job in the us, pay is avg.
>4.3 inch dick
>Have been with 6 hookers.
>They all love me for some reason
>Fave language is js.
>Have 14 eth
>Spends most of my time on discord and the chans
>Life is nice.
>Held hands with no females :(
1 hours later 26097310 Anonymous
>cute
>nice bum
>willing to cuddle
1 hours later 26097311 Anonymous
Nonbinary
Furry
Adult Baby
ADHD
Been here longer than anyone here.
1 hours later 26097345 Anonymous
>>26097311
What's your portfolio?
>>26097285
You might not be white but you seem nice, hope you find a girl to hold hands with soon pajeet
1 hours later 26097439 Anonymous
>>26097345
~6000 LTO
~2000 PRQ
Would have added XED if I had extra to throw around
1 hours later 26097509 Anonymous
>>26095647
>college student who gets by his physics degree without learning anything with 4.0s
>has had sex a few times
>5'9 manlet
>has made more money in a few months than his parents in a year
>genuine girthy cock
>charismatic but a huge asshole
weaknesses
>asian girls
1 hours later 26097526 Anonymous (GoldHuffingLink.jpg 600x656 47kB)
I love you biz. You guys are funny.
1 hours later 26097720 Anonymous
>>26095937
genuinely nice resume until the last part
1 hours later 26097761 Anonymous (1579388680371.png 640x281 63kB)
>7 inch cock
>know what programming is
>can do math pretty good
>virgin
>drive manual transmission
>neuroatypical
>can talk autistically about fantasy universes or numerical methods for hours on end
goals
>make it with LINK
>hit 2 plates bench by April
>slay pussy
1 hours later 26097801 Anonymous
>>26096276
i like python
>>26095647
>pee
>pee
>poo
>poo
1 hours later 26097992 Anonymous
>reasonably prejudiced
>stable but dead end job
>haven't had sex in 10 years
>no romantic prospects
>got roughly 100K in saving and assets
>0 memecoins
goals
1 hours later 26098104 Anonymous (1387572373789.jpg 840x628 234kB)
>>26097992
1 hours later 26098163 Anonymous
>>26095647
>pro-spreadsheet checker
>felt a woman's titty in 2013
>will shill for dictators supported by pol
weakness
>sometimes I work too hard :)
2 hours later 26098948 Anonymous
>>26096086
True, too self-aware to be autistic
2 hours later 26099043 Anonymous
>>26095647
>radical nazi white supremacist
>white wife and child
>100k crypto and stocks plus house
>Strayan
>5'7"
>can't code but I can talk to clients about the holocaust
2 hours later 26099091 Anonymous
>>26099043
>>can't code but I can talk to clients about the holocaust
based
2 hours later 26099164 Anonymous
>>26095937
You just described half of Europe
2 hours later 26099284 Anonymous
>>26096021
"Theories"....
Dude lets put historical and current events aside and focus solely on behavior.
Your people act like parasites in every society you infect. It's in your genes to be sleazy parasite. Just like it is in gypsy genes to be parasite liar and thief.
Now thinking about it, Jews are basically gypsies with white skin and double the IQ points.
2 hours later 26099322 Anonymous (1605031080116.jpg 892x892 69kB)
>>26096086
>I'd say I'm autistic, but that's just a cope. I'm just a loser.
delet this fukr
2 hours later 26099471 Anonymous
>>26095647
>OG crypto fag
>Got in on this in 2013 as broke college kid
>Started working on open source stuff in the space
>Got hired to work on crypto stuff full time
>Now leading development ecosystem at some top 100 coin
Weaknesses:
>somehow still not a millionaire
2 hours later 26099614 Anonymous
>>26099284
>Jews are basically gypsies with white skin and double the IQ points.
Mind. Blown.
3 hours later 26099914 Anonymous (532D29A1-95D3-4AF2-867B-550105B35974.jpg 600x600 237kB)
>no-coiner options trader
>comfy WFH sales job, haven't done a single thing besides clock in/out for past 3 months
>early 20s, banged three milfs in 2020
>recently started banging a qt tomboy my age but she's all about open relationships
>thinking about ending her life (in minecraft)
3 hours later 26100029 Anonymous
>mixed race
>hate when I see race mixers
>nearly at 1m crypto including 20k link
>hate rich people, especially if they are younger than me
>want to change the world for good, maybe be a statesman
>hate politicians and wanted miga tards to execute them
>not sure if in autistic, some days can't keep conversations flowing to save my life
>other days effortlessy shoot shit with coworkers
3 hours later 26100045 Anonymous
>>26095647
>28 y/o
>full time commercial lawyer
>london
>£120k
> wife and one child so far.
>/fit
>speak four languages.
>climb mountains.
>can sail solo.
>i hate jews.
>AVAX maximalist.
3 hours later 26100060 Anonymous
>have enough ingrediants to make three (3) turkey sandwhiches
Only enough mayo for two though. And somebody is getting an end slice of the bread.
3 hours later 26100097 Anonymous
>>26096086
>>26096276
Liking C++ that much is the sign of an immature coder who is overly proud of using a stupidly complex and inconsistent language with manual memory management
3 hours later 26100142 Anonymous
>>26095647
100k salary
40 hours per week
Qt gf who got me on to this board
4k stack of Avax
Fucked around 70 girls
Private pilot
3 hours later 26100181 Anonymous
>>26099914
yeah good luck finding a womens these days that isn't a "her way or the highway" whore
3 hours later 26100213 Anonymous
>>26100142
your gf got you on this board anon?
score, she's a keeper
3 hours later 26100219 Anonymous
>>26099043
>>can't code but I can talk to clients about the holocaust
not that it really happened
3 hours later 26100277 Anonymous
>>26095647
I'm black.
That's it, that's all I put. I got into Harvard and a job at Microsoft after graduating all because of four words on a blank sheet of paper including my name.
3 hours later 26100347 Anonymous
>night shift operating engineer
>not shit happening around at work so sit on biz and trade crypto
>use schwab robo investor for long term investing
>Can make $100-$300 a day swinging shitcoins
>Dick is just under 8"
>Dont trust anyone who isnt anonymous
>got a gf anyway and i care about her a lot
3 hours later 26100393 Anonymous
>>26100029
new hitler
3 hours later 26100420 Anonymous
>>26099164
Getting cucked is an American thing
3 hours later 26100737 Anonymous (burnsplaque.png 300x219 51kB)
>>26095647
>PhD in hydrology
>Father and husband
>Willing to spend all day in rivers and creeks
>fluent in python
biggest weakness
>4Chan addiction
4 hours later 26100871 Anonymous (1592751690103.jpg 400x400 64kB)
>>26095647
>already changed careers during late 20s
>can google for almost everything
>talkative introvert
weakness
>late bloomer
>fomos from time to time but gets out barely damaged
4 hours later 26100921 Anonymous
>ashkenazi jewish
>hate everyone regardless of race, not a racist
>I have a PhD in CS
>pay me lots of money so I can read /biz/ and swing trade a couple hundred $ worth of coins.
4 hours later 26101011 Anonymous
>>26100737
Based fellow hydrochad, whats the best place to look for work right now?
4 hours later 26101049 Anonymous
>>26095647
> hodls chainlinks
>strengths: will never sell chainlink
>weakness: not holding enough chainlink
4 hours later 26101065 Anonymous
>25
>engineering degree
>fine job
>above average looks
>fine socially, slept with around 50 girls
>had a 30000 LINK stack in 2017
weaknesses:
>had a 30000 LINK stack in 2017
>have 400 now
>it is all I think and care about
>will likely off myself cause this board has turned me into a money-hungry asshole and I have fucking cotton candy hands although I have seen enough to know that if I just hold my current ETH/DOT/LINK stacks I will likely make it in a few years time
>but I likely wont, see you in hell
4 hours later 26101070 Anonymous
>>26095647
Imagine buy a $3 million house only to live around homeless people who shit and piss at the sidewalk in front of your home.
4 hours later 26101099 Anonymous (1610808642932.jpg 1985x1418 1584kB)
>tall dutch guy
>slept with only 3 girls by age 28
>phd in physics
>threw most life opportunities away in pursuit of writing a fucking scifi novel
>LINK OG
weakness
>autism to the max
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